#well done Anon

[onejellyfishplease]

More detailed list (diff anon than original ask)

How to Friend (for Dro):

1. Find person you would like to friend

2. Approach them (the hardest part imo)

3. Find common interests (if there are none, communicate this and suggest doing one of their interests that you think you might enjoy together at a later date. This also segues very well into step 4)

4. Do things together (that both of you enjoy)

5. Avoid miscommunications to the best of your ability (if something’s wrong, tell them, give them a chance to listen and adapt their behavior, and encourage them to do the same if they have a problem)

6. Profit!👍

Dro appreciates the more detailed list!

Look! she's practically beaming!!!

[anti-terf-posts]

transgender as in transported gender. I broke into your house and am now hightailing it in my volvo with your gender in the back.

Toodles sucker.

I'm in the silent waiting room for therapy, trying not to laugh 💀

[wildpeachfarm]

here’s the connection since he’s too dumb to make it. tubbo is his friend. tubbo is apart of a server that exploits its workers. and based off of how max made statements about george because he’s friends with caiti people expect him to make statements about the qsmp because of tubbo. there, simple.

⬆️

[spade-riddles]

Anon asked about snow on the beach.

There are some interesting links besides just the vs show.Did you know there is a beach called saltaire (think August) on fire island in ny? Apparently it’s a known queer holiday destination. Looks very much like the beach on 1989 tv shoot. Theres also a town called kismet (think spade posts) near there. Heard an interesting analysis about how snow on the beach could reference a beach wedding with rice used as confetti- LIKE snow on the beach.Maybe a secret wedding? Not sure about that but an interesting to share

OMG OMG OMG OMG - you are so right! Kismet Beach and Saltaire Beach are both on Fire Island, NY. And, the ♠️ Kismet riddles (see below) were sent in 2019, three years after an alleged August 2016 engagement. So the timing fits!

♠️ With lips that fade, and human laughter… you’ll find the answer, within kismet. - 02/28/2019

♠️ To lie within Kismet… - 08/14/2019

Spade stopped back later to solve these two riddles:

[gardenerian]

do you have a minute to talk about pouty ian? cuz omg 😭

oh i sure do! yoooooou betcha!

do you mean ian pouting when he does not get his way? when he wants to smoke a cigarette but he's getting over a cold and mickey keeps plucking them out of his mouth and keeping them for himself? so he pouts and leans over and just breathes in mickey's smoke bc he's a menace?

orrrrr when he wants attention? when mickey is working on taxes or artwork or homework or literally anything but paying attention to ian? when he sits impossibly close to mickey and pouts and huffs and wraps his arms around himself until mickey finally gives up on his task?

or when he wants a treat? when he picked up fancy coffees and managed to drop his in the parking lot, and he's watching mickey sip his own coffee with the most satisfied look on his face? when he pouts and pouts and pouts until mickey offers him a sip/to split the last of it?

OOOOOR perhaps when he's cranky and irritable and frankly he needs a good fucking? when he texts mickey a selfie of his cranky little face and mickey doesn't immediately rush home to help him out? but don't worry he'll get the hint with the next few pics

pouty ian is a goldmine indeed 😇

[redteam-shenanigans]

*affectionately chewing on soldier, clinging to him with a vice grip.*

-💫

Both of the Medics looked at the scene with varying degrees of concern.

Medic: Oliver? Do you think we could–

2nd Medic: Nein. We are not experimenting on random people who show up at base, Ludwig.

Medic: You're no fun, Oliver.

2nd Medic: Es tut mir leid, I don't think I heard that. Which one of the two of us actually HAS their medical license? Which one of us lost it? Hm?

Medic: You're still no fun, Junge...

(Es tut mir leid - I'm sorry. Junge - boy.)

[likebreadandwine]

Someone left all the leftover cookies, cakes and candy from my works Halloween party unattended. One thing led to another, and another, (and quite honestly many more "anothers") and I ultimately ended up spending a good portion of my shift with my pants unbuttoned.

#sorrynotsorry

mmm glad those Halloween leftovers found a good home 🍬🍫🍭

[askvarneyakadeath]

If you will indulge me and my tin foil hat:

You aren't the real Death. Sure, you look like a reaper, but you don't serve the purpose Death does in human culture and spirituality. Death isn't just an end or a destruction, it's a passage or a transformation. You are more like a soul-eating immortal parasite that can shape shift. The real Death, weather they are a person or just a concept, wouldn't just wait around for souls to fly in their mouth. They would go reap them, and take them along to whatever the next step is.

Also, you are way too human-centered to be a full and true death. Plants and animals and bacteria die too you know, what about those? Do they not matter?

"Well you're certainly brave for so brazenly coming out here and making statements like that. Have you considered that death is not what you think it is? You think you've got it all figured out, but you're wrong. So deliciously wrong. Death is no passage, no transformation. it is the end of the line. After death all that is left is either oblivion or suffering, and I get to feed off of the souls that try to slip into hell where the belong. I am Death, mortal, and I can be proactive if I wish to be. But why would I? What benefit would it bring me to go and cleave all humans in half by hand when I've got lackeys to do it for me? It would be nothing short of a waste of energy. As for plants and animals, who the fuck cares? Their souls are not like those of humans. My prey is humans because they are most nutritious for me, they make me feel fulfilled and satisfy my appetite even if for just a moment. So no, those souls don't matter to me. Your tinfoil hat is an insult to me as well, get out of here."

[usedtobecooler]

Seems like whenever your friends write stories for new characters you have to as well 😒

it’s almost as if we’re a hive mind and we all bounce off of each other 🫣

[no-tengo-ojos]

wait do u live in portugal?

No babes I live in England (hell) 😭

[feralattentionwhore]

I think about sliding you on my girlcock and have you squirming. Pleading for me to fuck you. Having a knife at your throat so if you move to much you'll get cut but I want my girlcock buried deep inside you beg me to fuck you.

Wow um, that's insanely accurate. I beg very pretty though, so you might not get to have me squirmy for too long. You're more than welcome to find out 💕💕

[wispscribbles]

Just gotta say I’m absolutely delighted you don’t give ghost chiseled ass abs, that man needs all the strength he can get and the meat on his bones feels much more realistic/healthy than him having vanity esc muscles :)

Manifesting your days are well!! <3

Big. Big man. Mountain to climb :)

Hope your days are well, too! Thank you <3

[bixels]

While I do think anon was rude, I do think it's pretty shitty to set up all this stuff you were going to add the au and then just drop it. It's disappointing. Definitely unfollowing.

Bye.

[naturecalls111]

I love the way you draw male characters. I have always had trouble drawing male and male-presenting characters. Do you have any advice for or could you explain your process of drawing male characters?

Thanks so much! Oh man, this is a difficult question… I tried to illustrate my process below but I’m going to TLDR it as well: use reference for the type of masculinity you want to go for. I totally get what you’re asking for, so I tried to focus on that for this “tutorial”, but really I would just focus on portrait studies so you don’t get pigeon-holed into drawing male characters under “rules” of male character design. Male character design shouldn’t exist - good character design should. Focus on the latter! :3c

[spade-riddles]

"The real story unfolds not in the boom, but in the sigh" she was literally sighing when she got off that golf cart at the game.

Be wary of distraction, yearn not just for the grand ta-da, but heed the hushed murmurs that precede it. The real story unfolds not in the boom, but in the sigh, the slow unraveling like a magician's silk, frayed thread by thread.

So heed the sighs, the silences, the subtle shifts in tone. The real drama, the heartbreaking beauty of it all, unfolds not in a grand finale, but in the quiet unraveling. The magician's greatest illusion is the one you choose not to see. So keep your eyes peeled, friends, for the real story, the one whispered between the lines, is the one that truly leaves you breathless.

🫚

She’s like “heavy sigh let’s get this over with.”

[ren-054]

Manimalia