#well except for rex and fives and tech and wolffe and cody and fox and

[papanowo]

echo <3

[masterjedilenawrites]

Howdy!!! I was wondering if you could write about S/O asking their clone lover if they would get a vasectomy? I've never felt comfortable with birth control, with it having side effects and the chance of not working. But vasectomys seem very effective and are reversible! If you dont feel like doing all of the clones, you can just do the bad batch! Or just Crosshair, he's my favorite 😍. If you're not comfortable writing this, I totally get it! Thanks for reading my ask anyway! I love your writing!

Crosshair's my favorite too 😊

But let's throw all the bois and batch into this one... Except for Echo, who I headcanon to not have a fertile/working *ehem* member, so no worries on that front if he's your partner. Let's sub him out for... Gregor? Howzer? Ooh, wait, how about Bacara!

[18+ only below the cut, please and thank you]

Cody, Rex, and Kix are totally fine with this plan. Whether you don't want kids yet, ever, or any more, they will always defer to you in these matters. They don't have strong preferences and simply want you to be happy. If you're more comfortable with them getting sterilized over the alternatives, then your wish is their command.

Tup, Dogma, and Tech will want to do some research first, and discuss what your goals are with birth control as a couple. Permanent solution or temporary? Short and long term side effects? Cost? Etc. Once you're on the same page and decide a vasectomy is the right thing for your relationship, then they'll gladly do their part.

Jesse, Hunter, and Wrecker will blanch at the idea of getting snipped. They're very, um, sensitive over anything regarding their genital area. Don't get them wrong, they'll still do it for you, of course. But the thought kinda sorta really freaks them out, despite it being a routine, safe procedure. They'll need a pep talk and lots of aftercare to get them through it.

Wolffe, Fox, and Crosshair are actually thrilled at the idea. Maybe not about the process itself, but at the idea of having an effective way of preventing an unplanned pregnancy. The thought always secretly stressed them out. But if all it takes is a simple procedure and then you two can get intimate in whatever way you want with few to no consequences? Deal. Sold. Done.

Fives, Hardcase, and Bacara are also okay with getting the ol' snip-snip, though they will put it off for as long as you'll let them. They don't like the idea of having to take it easy for a while afterward - in their daily life as well as in the bedroom. When they do get it done, you'll have to keep a close eye on them so they follow the recovery plan properly.

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Happy Coday! (2/2/24)

I had such a great time writing all of these fics to celebrate one of my favorite clones on a day that will literally come once in forever. I have attached links as to each individual fic as well as the series that all of them are in.

Individual tags and ratings are listed under the cut.

@codyday2224

Cody Day 2/2/24 Series

Mirotic | Cody/Rex | Explicit

Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/CT-7567 | Rex, CC-5052 | Bly/Clone Trooper Keeli, CC-2224 | Cody & CC-1010 | Fox, CC-2224 | Cody & CC-3636 | Wolffe, CC-5052 | Bly & CC-2224 | Cody Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, CT-7567 | Rex, CC-3636 | Wolffe, CC-5052 | Bly, Clone Trooper Keeli (Star Wars), CC-1010 | Fox, CT-6116 | Kix, CT-5597 | Jesse Additional Tags: Implied Jesse/Kix, Implied Wolffe/Cody, Implied Bly/Cody, Blow Jobs, First Time Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Masturbation, Mutual Masturbation, Pre-Clone Wars, Come Swallowing, Fresher Sex, Call Numbers as Names, Clone Troopers Speak Mando'a (Star Wars), Rookies on Kamino, Fuck Buddies to Lovers Summary: Some things are routine for Cody. It's been ingrained in his DNA, etched into his everyday life for years. And then Rex comes along and makes himself part of the routine.

Say You're Here (And It's All Over Now) | Cody/Crosshair | Mature

Relationship: CC-2224 | Cody/CT-9904 | Crosshair Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, CT-9904 | Crosshair Additional Tags: Mentions of Cody/Rex, Mentions of Cody/Ghost Company, Mentions of Cody/Torrent Company, Implied Poly Batch, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mentions of canon deaths, Canon Divergent, post S2e3, implied sex, Kissing, Broken Promises Summary: Cody had always kept his word. That was a trait that he had picked up from his General during the Clone War. But times change, people change, and he is no exception.

(Just Hold Me) Tight To Your Body | Cody/Echo | Explicit

Relationship: CC-2224 | Cody/CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, CT-7567 | Rex, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo, CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, Additional Tags: Implied Rex/Fives, Implied Obi-Wan/Anakin, Sex On The Negotiator, Kissing, Possessive Behavior, Bottom CC-2224 | Cody, Top CT-1409 | Echo, Body Worship, ARC training, Grinding, Dry Humping, Armor Swapping, Coming Untouched, Come Eating, Light Angst, Fives and Echo are twins, Come Marking Summary: There isn't a lot of time, but Cody is dying to see Echo's body fresh out of ARC Trooper training, and Echo is more than happy to demonstrate.

Be As One (Like Stars Falling Like Raindrops On The Ocean) | Cody/Fives | Teen

Relationship: CC-2224 | Cody/CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives, CT-7567 | Rex, CT-21-0408 | CT-1409 | Echo, Obi-Wan Kenobi Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Troopers On Leave, Fluff, Engagement, Kissing, Sweet Talk, Fives Is A Blusher, Clone Troopers Speak Mando'a (Star Wars) Summary: Fives has been waiting a long time to get some time off with Cody. Cody has been waiting a long time to spoil his favorite ARC Trooper. And neither have to wait any longer.

Call Me By His Name | Hunter/Tech + Cody | Explicit

Relationships: Hunter/Tech (Star Wars), CC-2224 | Cody/Hunter/Tech (Star Wars) Characters: Clone Trooper Hunter (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Tech (Star Wars), CC-2224 | Cody, CT-6116 | Kix Additional Tags: Implied Cody/Kix, Sexual Roleplay, Hunter Uses His Enhanced Senses For Evil And Sex, post s7e1, Anal Fingering, Implied Blow Job, Sexual Proposition, Title Kink, Light BDSM, Praise Kink Summary: After Cody was nearly crushed being shot out of the sky on Anaxsis, restlessness sets in. He wanders the barracks, knowing that most troopers will be asleep at this hour, but overhears some very interesting late night activities coming from the Bad Batch berthing.

Time Is Precious (And it's Slipping Away) | Cody/Kix | Explicit

Relationship: CC-2224 | Cody/CT-6116 | Kix Characters: CC-2224 | Cody CT-6116 | Kix Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Mentions of Bodily Trauma, Mentions of Blood, Mentions of Death, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Light Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Open Relationship Implied, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Anal, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, After Sex Cuddles, Aftercare, Clone Troopers Speak Mando'a (Star Wars) Summary: Body counts are nothing new in war. Cody is used to spending late nights and early mornings signing paperwork after a rough campaign, but someone has to do all the other work before those datapads land on his desk. Kix can save a lot, but he can't save them all, and it takes a toll on him. Cody can distract him for a little while. The datapads will understand.

(He Senses Something) Call It Desperation | Cody/Hunter | Explicit

Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Hunter (Star Wars: The Bad Batch), Clone Trooper Hunter/Clone Trooper Tech, Hunter/Male Clone Trooper OC Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, Clone Trooper Hunter (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Tech (Star Wars). Clone Trooper Wrecker (Star Wars), CT-9904 | Crosshair, Original Clone Trooper Character(s) (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Boil (Star Wars), CT-7567 | Rex, Clone Trooper Hardcase (Star Wars), CT-6116 | Kix, Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars) Additional Tags: Implied Cody/Kix, Implied Rex/Hardcase, Implied Hunter/Tech, implied waxer/boil, sniffing, Scenting, Blow Jobs, Abuse of Hunter's Heightened Senses, Dirty Talk, Dirty Thoughts, Clone Trooper Gossip, Mentions of Decomissioning, mentions of reconditioning, Minor Original Character(s), Hunter is a little shit Summary: Cody's trip to Kamino is hardly for a break, but rumors about a particular Sergeant catch his ear, and now he can't help being a little curious how much weight they hold.

I'm In Love With You (But You Already Know) | Cody/Fives | Explicit

Relationship: CC-2224 | Cody/CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, CT-27-5555 | ARC-5555 | Fives Additional Tags: Emotional Sex, sex with feelings, Clones crying, Clone Troopers Speak Mando'a (Star Wars), Marriage Vows, Mandalorian Marriage Vows, Honestly The Sex Is Only There If You Squint, But There's Enough To Warrant The E Rating, Morning Cuddles, Kissing, Morning Wood they're both emotional messes, Not Beta Read, we die like clones Summary: Cody and Fives' long weekend is coming to an end, and the weight of never having this again settles on them far too heavily. Part 2 of "Be As One (Like Stars Falling Like Raindrops In The Ocean)"

[youngcheesecaketale]

Clonetober #25 99 Growing Up

In this Story, I’m going to tell you an AU Story about 99 who has his SONS and their families over for Christmas Eve. 99 tells his Grandchildren about one of his ARMY stories and how helped train “His SONS” so they can be ready to JOIN the ARMY. I’m going to tell you who’s 99’s Sons and his Son's Kids. 99’s Sons are Wolffe, Fox, Cody, Rex, Hunter, Tech, Crosshair, and Wrecker. (Hunter, Tech, Crosshair, and Wrecker were adopted. They are around the same age as Wolffe, Fox, Cody, and Rex.) Since it this story is an AU Story, I came up with names for them.

Wolffe, Fox, Wrecker, Tech, Crosshair, and Dogma that will help you in this story later when see why I chose names for them. Also, I wrote it in a notebook then transferred it into my computer. So that’s why this STORY has taken me a long time to write. Here are the names I chose. 

Wolffe: Wolfe Wilbert Fett

Fox: Fox Fredrick Fett

Wrecker: Winston Robert Fett

Tech: Theodore Tyle Fett

Crosshair: Christopher Henry Harry Fett

Dogma: Dominic Mateo Fett

I didn’t give Cody, Rex, or Hunter because they are real names but if I did come up with names for them, this is what they would be.

Cody: Cody Caleb Fett

Rex: Rex Ryker Fett

Hunter: Hunter Harvey Fett

Here are 99’s Grandkids.

Wolffe: Sinker (19 yrs), Boost (4 yrs), and Comet (2 yrs)

Fox: Rys & Jek (twins 13 yrs), Ponds & Stone (twins 12 yrs), Thire & Thorn (7), and Hound (3). Those were from Fox’s first Wife before they DIVORCE then Fox married Riyo. Kyle, Fox Jr., Lily (triplets 13 months old)

Cody: Waxer & Boil (twins 13 yrs) and Wooley (8 yrs). Cody DIVORCE his first Wife then he married Obi Wan who they adopted Numa (18 months old). Later Obi Wan will tell Cody that he is….that another story for another time.

Rex: Fives (18 yrs), Kix (17 yrs), Jesse (14 yrs), Hardcase & Dogma (13 yrs), Echo (12 yrs), and Tup (4 yrs). Rex got DIVORCE and then Married Ahsoka and had Jasmine & Jasper (twins 11 months old).

Now for Hunter, Tech, Crosshair, and Wrecker well…..let’s just say that Crosshair got a woman pregnant when he was drunk. The woman came to drop off a baby at his apartment where he and his Brothers are living at when it happened. His Brothers helped him take care of Baby Omega (7 days old). This was a SURPRISE for his other Brothers and their adopted PARENTS when they came to the Christmas Eve Dinner with Omega. Also, Omega’s Mom dropped her off at their apartment YESTERDAY. Yep. What a GREAT GIFT that Crosshair got! They weren’t going to take her to an ORPHANAGE because: 1. It was Crosshair’s Kid and was HIS responsibility. And 2. Omega was SO CUTE that they couldn’t give her away. Plus, she won Crosshair’s HEART when he was cooing at her as he was bottle feeding her in his arms. Crosshair didn’t really like kids but when Omega came, he was a TOTALLY NEW person. He slowly started to LIKE KIDS which TOTALLY shocked his Brothers and HIS ADOPTED PARENTS.

Anyway, as 99’s SONS were helping their Mom (except for Hunter who was talking to his Brothers’ Wifes and Obi Wan on how to raise a baby) with Dinner, 99 took his Grandchildren and Wrecker (so he wouldn’t eat ANY FOOD) to the Living Room. As the kids were following 99 into the Living Room, Wrecker tried handing Omega over to Hunter but she wanted to be with her Uncle Wrecker. Wrecker wanted to give Omega to Crosshair but he was helping with Dinner. 

Once 99 took his Grandchildren, Wrecker with Omega into the Living Room, 99 sat in a chair next to the fireplace as his Grandchildren and Wrecker were sitting on the floor or on the couches to listen to 99’s ARMY stories and some stories about their parents. 

I’m going to write it as if he is telling it to you. I will have “ to tell you that he is speaking to the kids and Wrecker.

“OK Kids. Come sit down. I’m going to tell you an ARMY story and a story about your DADS.” 

All of his Grandchildren and Wrecker sat down either on the floor or on the couches to listen to his stories. Wrecker sat on the floor with Omega on his lap.

“Alright. Is everyone ready?”

They all nodded.

“Good. Have I ever told you why people call me “99” ?”

They all shook their heads except for Wrecker because 99 aka his DAD told Wrecker when he was little. Before 99 could say anything, Dogma raised his hand. 

“Yes Dogma?”

Dogma asked if it’s because of how old he is. 99 just chuckles.

“No. I got the nickname 99 when I was in the ARMY. My ARMY Buddies and my Brother…..”

Before 99 could finish, Dogma yelled out saying, “YOU HAD A BROTHER!” (that was Dogma who said that even though I said that “ is when 99 is speaking.) After he said that, all his Brothers and Cousins (even Wrecker) turned to Dogma with angry faces and shhht at him. 99 sighed.

“Rex!”

Rex: Yes?

“Dogma is going to help you with dinner!”

Dogma: WAIT! NO! I don’t wan….

Now if you get in trouble….than you’ll know why I gave some of the Clones names.

Rex: (grabs Dogma) Sorry Dad. I’ll make sure that he helps with Dinner. Come here Mr. Dominic Mateo Fett!

Dogma: (being dragged and whales out) But I want to HEAR Grandpa’s Stories!

Rex: You will after you LEARN HOW to RESPECT OTHERS when they are SPEAKING! You are going to help Uncle Cody PEEL POTATOES!

Dogma: NO! I DON’T WANT TO! (whines)

After Rex took Dogma out of the room, 99 started to tell his Story.

“OK. Now where was I….OH YES! I remember. I was telling you kids how my Brother and I got our nicknames. When I was training at Camp “Kamino” with my Brother, our ARMY Buddies gave everyone in our SQUAD nicknames. My Brother Alfred got the nickname “Alpha-17” because he was older than me and the MAJORS chose him to be our SQUAD’S Lieutenant. Though, he only got 17% on his training but he was stronger than me and that the MAJORS chose him as a ROLE MODEL for our SQUAD.”

After 99 said that, he saw that his Grandkids and Wrecker were trying not to LAUGH but they couldn’t help it and just laughed.

“It’s OK, kids. You can laugh.” (as he chuckled)

Once he said that, the kids and Wrecker started to laugh. After 5 minutes of laughing, 99 got their attention in a soft voice.

“Alright. Alright settle down. Now that you know what my Brother’s nickname is, I’m now going to tell you how  I got my nickname but you can’t tell anyone else. OK.”

They all nodded. Even Wrecker nodded his head.

“Good. I’m going to tell you my REAL NAME.”

The Kids and WRECKER looked at 99 with their big eyes.

“OK. My REAL NAME is Nathan Nicholas but even though 9 is SPELLED N.I.N.E and that I have 2 N in my name, I didn’t get it by that. Now when I told you that my Brother got his nickname from his training Right?!. Well I got my nickname the same way he got his. Now when my SQUAD were practicing our training, I  got 99% passed on my training. The 1% I didn’t get was shooting. Yep. I couldn’t shoot a DARN Blasted thing. No Sir. I couldn’t even shoot that DARN BLASTED TARGET during TARGET PRACTICE! Well….Now that I think about it, I DID hit something.”

The kids and Wrecker had their eyes wide open. 

Fives: What Did You Shoot Grandpa? Please tell us!

All the kids and Wrecker said the words (not the swear words) that you would ask someone to tell you more about it.

“OK. OK. I’ll tell you. I shot one of the MAJORS’S Butt. (chuckles) BOY! Was he mad as CRAP (he had to say that when he was telling them).”

99 laughs after he said that. 

“Sorry…(laughs) Whew! OK. OK. (clears throat) Here’s what happened. When my ARMY Buddies, my Brother, and I were doing target practice, I was able to shoot the target but the TARGET I shot at was made out of metal. Yep! As I shot the TARGET, the bullet RICOCHET or y’all would say BOUNCE OFF the target and HIT the MAJOR in the BUTT.” 99 laughs. “Whew! I was on Bathroom Duty for 2 weeks!” Everyone (except Echo) laughed. While everyone was laughing, Echo raised his hand. 99 chuckles “YeS…(coughs then gets his voice back) Umm…Yes Echo? What is it?

Echo: I don’t mean to be rude but…umm…..I….umm…

“Let me guess. You want to know how Your Dad learned how to shoot so well yet I can’t shoot a Darn Blasting Thing. Am I right?” 

Echo lowered his head and nodded as he was about to cry.

99 said in a soft voice (remember. Echo is 12 years old.)

“Oh Echo. It’s OK. Come here. (Echo walks towards 99 aka his Grandpa. 99 hugs him and puts him on his lap.) Let me tell you how your Dads learned how to shoot. Your Grandma taught your Dads how to shoot.”

All the kids (the ones that could speak) were so shocked that they started talking to each other in confusement.

Fives: (turns to Wrecker) Is that true?

Everyone turned to Wrecker.

Wrecker: Yep. Your Grandma aka my Mom taught us though she still doesn’t let me get a gun! Isn’t that right Dad.

Everyone turned to see 99.

“Your Darn Blasting Right she did and good thing she did too after you hit your Mother’s Brand New 1963 ASTON MARTIN DB5.”

Wrecker: HEY! It wasn’t my FAULT! We were practicing shooting while Mom was inside making Dinner. Crosshair scared me and…

Before Wrecker could finish what he was saying, they heard Grandma Shaak aka the Kid’s Dads/Uncles Mom (Grandma for the kids) yelling.

Shaak: Christopher Henry Harry Fett! (then hits Crosshair on the head when he said Yes?)

Crosshair: Yes? OUCH! What Did I Do?

Shaak: You told me that your Brother Winston Robert Fett (Wrecker’s REAL NAME I gave him) was trying to shoot that DARN **** BLASTED **** NO GOOD **** SQUIRREL THAT BURIES IT’S **** ACORNS IN MY **** GARDEN!

Hunter: MOM! PLEASE! You told us NOT to use that ***** Language……*******!

Shaak: Hunter Harvey Fett!! How DARE you us that ***** Language while there’s PRECIOUS ANGELS…OH *****! (yells) Sorry Kids. Grandma just lost her temporary!

Everyone who was in the Living Room just started laughing.

Crosshair: Sorry Mom but Wolffe dared me….

Shaak: Wolfe Wilbert Fett! (hits Wolffe)

Wolffe: OUCH! WHAT? What Did I….

Staak: Why Did You **** Tell Christopher A **** Dare?!

Wolffe: OUCH! But Mom…!

Shaak: Don’t You But ME! (sees Fox trying to leave the room and yells to Fox) Fox Frederick Fett! (yes. Fox is also a REAL NAME that I found on the internet)

Fox: OUCH!! HEY! I wasn’t involved when it happened even though Cody and Rex….

Shaak turned to Cody and Rex.

Cody: OH NO. NO WAY ARE YOU THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS! (means blaming someone else) Rex told me that Tech was a SCARED CA….

Rex: HEY! I wasn’t even there when it happened. I was helping Mom with Dinner! Tech wasn’t there with you either when it happened! He and Dad were visiting Grandma Yuri (Yaddle) and Grandpa Yael (Yoda).

Tech: It was true what Rex said about me being with….. WAIT! Did you say that I’m a SCARED CAT?! I’m not a SCARED CAT! (yells) Right Dad?!

“Don’t bring me into this Mr. Theodore Tyle Fett.”

Everyone in the Living Room laughed/giggled/chuckled.

Shaak closes her eyes and takes a deep breath in and out. After she does that, she looks at Dogma who was hiding behind Rex.

Shaak: (says in a soft voice)  Don’t worry SWEETY. I’m not going to hit you. Grandma was saying something that happened before you were born. (then turns to her sons) We will talk about this more LATER! Cody! Go tell the others to wash their hands please.

After she said that, Cody left the room and went to the Living Room to tell everyone to wash up but he couldn’t finish his sentence because everyone in the room heard Shaak SCREAM.

Shaak doesn’t hear the timer go off because of the argument that happened.

Shaak: Looks like it’s time to  take out……(smells something burning) MY PIE! (pulls out pie out of the OVEN) 

After Shaak says that, Fox opens the oven with smoke and fire coming out of it. Fox and Wolffe do their BEST to put out the fire. As they are doing that, the smoke detectors go off and the Fire Sprinklers (Tech put them up one day but only in the Kitchen) go off making all the food get wet. Rex and Hunter did their best to take the food of the Kitchen Containers and on to the Dining Table. Crosshair runs into the Living Room and picks up Omega then runs out of the room and runs outside holding Omega closed to his chess.

“I'd better check on your Grandma. Wrecker. Go outside and get your Brother. I don’t want to see my NEW Granddaughter sick from the cold.”

99 takes Echo off his lap then reaches over to the right side of his chair and pulls out an ARMY Helmet. 99 gets up and starts walking out the Living Room.

Hardcase: Grandpa? Why are you wearing a helmet and why are you smiling?

“You’ll see. Follow me.”

99 started to walk out of the room but stopped in the doorway. He put the Hand Sign that you use in the ARMY. When they saw him do that sign, they saw Tech was running down the hall then down the stairs towards the basement to turn off the sprinklers. If he didn’t do that sign, Tech could’ve run over 99. After Tech went downstairs, 99 put his Hand Sign down then walked down the hall. He put his Hand Sign up again as they were about to enter the Kitchen.

“Stay here kids. You too, Sons.”

After he said that, the sprinklers were finally turned off. 99 saw his Shaak aka his Wife standing in shock as she was looking at everything that happened. Her SONS were going to calm her down but 99 put his Hand Sign up again, making them stop as he stood in front of Shaak where most of them could see her. As Shaak was turning around, she didn’t know that 99 was standing right in front of her and hit him. When Shaak hit 99’s helmet, her wooden spoon broke into pieces that went everywhere. As this was happening, 99 just kept on smiling as if he was LOVESTRUCK before she hit him on the head.

“You know you look beautiful even when you're angry.”

After he said that, he gave Shaak a kiss on her forehead. After he did that, Shaak hugged him and started to cry.

“It’s OK.”

Shaak: NO…(cries) No it’s….it’s not! (sobs)

“I’ve got a surprise for you. Cody! I need you to go out the backdoor and then go to the front door. And knock on it. When I count down to 3, I want you to open the door.”

Cody was confused but he did what his Dad said. Once Cody left out the back door, 99 told his Grandkids to go back into the Living Room so their Grandma and Grandpa could get to the door. 99 puts Shaak in front of the door but he moves her in a spot where the door wouldn’t hit her. Once she is in place, he then tells her to close her eyes. As she closes her eyes, 99 puts his hands over her eyes just in case she peeks. After he does that, they hear Cody knock on the door.

“OK. 3….2….1! Now Cody!”

After Cody opened the door, 99 took his hands off. Shaak then opens her eyes to see a truck with a trailer hooked up to it. Shaak was confused and asked 99 why this was in front of their house. He walks her to the trailer and knocks on the door. As the door opens, she gets ANOTHER SURPRISE. Shaak sees her other sons Gree and Gregor.

Shaak: Gabriel Forrest Fett! Gregory Grant Fett!

Gree: Hey Mom! Merry Christmas Eve. 

Gregor: Hey Cody! How’s our Baby Brother doing?

Cody starts to blush with embarrassment.

Gregor: Hey Dad! We’re almost done.

“Good. Where’s…..”

Gregor: They’re in the other one.

Shaak: What is going on? 

“You’ll see.”

99 takes Shaak around the truck and takes her to a HUGE RV. (almost the size of a tour bus) 99 knocks on the door. As the door opens, Shaak sees 99’s Brother Alpha-17. She also sees 99’s SQUAD Buddies in there as well. Colt, Blitz, and Havoc.

Alpha-17: Hey Little Brother! How are you doing?

Shaak turns to 99 and asks him what is going on.

99 just smiles at her then tells her this.

“I told them to come here to help with Dinner after we went to Skywalkers Christmas Eve Dinner last year. I didn’t want it to happen again so that’s why I called them. Plus…..This RV is ours.”

Shaak: You planned this didn’t you.

99 nods his head.

Shaak:  I don’t know if I should kiss you or hit you again…..

“I think a kiss is your only option. Also, I bought you a new wooden spoon but it will come a few days after Christmas. Hope you are OK with the wait.

Shaak takes off 99’s helmet and gives him a kiss on the forehead. After she did that, told her Sons who were in the house to come out and help bring the food from the RV and Trailer into the house. Everyone had a great Christmas Eve Dinner. After Dinner, Dogma wanted his Grandpa to tell him the Stories that he told the others in the Living Room earlier. 99 was about to tell him but Cody stopped him and showed 99 that he had put a tape recorder in the Living Room before 99 entered the room to tell the kids his story. 99 was grateful to have great Sons and a Wonderful Wife. Plus, I don’t think 99 could be able to finish a story if Dogma kept on interrupting him as he told his story.

Thank you for reading my story. Sorry it took so long. It’s been crazy since it’s close to CHRISTMAS! Please let me know how you like it and if you want me to tag you in any of my stories. Hope you like it.

[oceanera12]

Star Wars Pizza AU

You read that right. In my defense, I saw a post about someone ordering pizza and their order was number 66. I decided to read the comments for a laugh. And then my brain exploded. Whoops.

Dominos (aka the Clones)

The franchise was technically bought by the owner of Little Senators years ago, but no one knows about that except the original owners (*cough cough* The Kamino family *cough cough*) who pretend they’re still in charge for a large hunk of money (ILLEGALLY)

Their best store (the one that makes the most money and has the best reviews) is in the city named after the Kamino’s (Kamino) and is run and operated by a different family, the “Fetts” (and no one is sure how it is legal, but so far no one’s gotten sued so...)

It’s a joke that the “Fetts” will run out of workers at some point but so far it hasn’t happened.

Also, weirdly enough, all of the employees are boys and look a lot alike

The manager’s name is Cody. He’s very strict on the dress code, very fair to the customers, and loves his job.

His brother, Fox, manages another Dominos across town and the two of them will often team up on especially large orders and hold a (friendly) yearly competition between the two stores (Cody’s team has won the last three years, something he will bring up whenever he can)

They have another brother, Wolffe, who manages another store as well, but he’s across the country so they don’t see him as much.

All three were taught how to make pizza, run the storefront, etc, by their grandfather (Ninety-Nine), who passed away a few years back. Their grandfather was one of the original managers during the franchises’ early years

Rex is the younger brother of Cody and acts as an assistant manager to him. Rex hopes to be promoted one day but he’s happy where he is right now.

Boil and Waxer (the cousins) are the best chefs they have. The kitchen is filled with bickering and teasing with flying dough and toppings but everything comes out perfectly (somehow).

Kix and Jesse are the head delivery boys. They are in charge of training the newbies and take the furthest orders (Jesse is known to run the speed limit at one point going 90 down a 35. Kix knows the city like the back of his hand and knows all the short cuts)

Nicknamed, “The Domino Squad” (aka, the thing that started this AU idea), is Fives, Echo, Hevy, Droidbait, and Cutup. (Fives and Echo are twins, with Droidbait as a little bro while Hevy and Cutup are cousins of theirs. All are nephews to Rex and Cody) Cody and Rex quickly learned the five of them could handle the day shift all by themselves. (hence the nickname) 

Fives is excellent on the front end, taking orders and answering the phone with a friendly smile and pleasant attitude.

Echo is the best on the register, his mind able to add up the order and give back change very quickly and efficiently. He also keeps the orders straight and has never given anyone the wrong slip/pizza.

Hevy can run the kitchen on a busy shift with help from Cutup (who doubles as a janitor when needed).

Droidbait is one of their fastest delivery boys and manages to rack in a lot on tips and good reviews.

Hadcase and Tup are also delivery boys, with Dogma helping in the kitchen. Tup is also trained on register and is quite good at it.

The advertising team is nicknamed “The Bad Batch” because why would anyone in their family go into advertising over pizza making? (Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, and Crosshair would, apparently)

Pizza Hutt (aka bounty hunters and scoundrels) 

Jabba is the owner (who else would it be)

Their best store is in the town of Tatooine, which is weird given how hot the climate is.

The manager is this really creepy guy named Bib Fortuna.

Employee of the month (most of the time) is the delivery boy Boba Fett (who deserted from Domino’s after his dad died in a car accident or something). Bobba is known for always delivering on time and with the food still hot. He’s also really good at getting extra on his tips.

The employees come and go on a regular basis, some staying for several years, others only a few days. Jabba is very particular about his place and if he doesn’t like the worker or how someone is doing something, he’ll fire them. Usually with no notice.

On the plus side, Jabba is known to give some pretty good bonus’ if you do a really good job.

Every once in a while, the company offers a special topping. No one is a hundred percent sure what it is but it tastes really good so it sells well. (Don’t ask me what it is)

The employees are not allowed to interact or affliate themselves with any of the other pizza places or Jabba will fire them. He’s very jealous of his company and will not risk losing his secret recipies (hence why only a few people actually know it)

Han and Chewy work there for summer jobs.

Little Senators (later Little Empire-- aka Palpatine and pals)

Palpatine “bought” the franchise years ago (he persuaded the previous owner to basically give it to him with some blackmail and a few other shady business moves, but hey. If no one can trace them, it never happened)

Their best store is in Coruscant (which also happens to be one of the biggest cities in the country) and are considered one of the largest franchises in pizza (if not the largest)

There are two managers that stand above the rest: Dooku and Padme.

Dooku runs the southern Coruscant Little Senators while Padme runs the one in the little off branch city of Naboo. Neither like the other one.

Dooku’s store is known to deliver on time and never mix up orders. The actual pizza’s taste fine, but they are a little haphazardly thrown together.

Padme’s store is known for having the “better tasting” pizza and their food is always hot. If the order is mixed up, they do full refunds and deliver the proper order with no charge.

Dooku’s store is one of the first experimenting with robotic help at the counter and in the kitchen. It goes... well enough.

Padme’s assistant manager is Bail Organa and her best employee is her daughter, Leia Amidala.

When Palpatine brings out the new name (Little Empire), Dooku fully supports it and continues under the franchise.

Padme doesn’t support it or the new company regulations (”These new rules and regulations are tyranny!”) and quits (along with Bail) to start their own pizza place (it’s like a local family joint, not a franchise but who knows). They call it “Pizza Rebel”.

Papa Yoda’s (aka the Jedi)

I can’t stop laughing at the name of this one, help

Yoda is the owner (duh) and most of the employees believe he’s at least a hundred and are shocked he’s still alive. And working. He’s short, walks around with a wooden spoon and will whack anyone who tries to eat the toppings. And yes, he is still involved in the kitchen (and hasn’t retired)

He taught Dooku all about the business of making and selling pizza’s. Dooku grew in skill and then one day left the company without a word. A few years later he showed up as a manager in Little Senators. Ever since then, Papa Yoda’s has been struggling to stay a float.

Some managers worth mentioning: Mace Windu, Obi-Wan, Plo Koon, and Shaak Ti.

Obi-Wan runs the store in Naboo, which had been run by his teacher, Qui-Gon Jinn until his sudden death several years ago. He is the youngest employee made into manager to date. His assistant manager is Anakin Skywalker, who really wants his own store but Yoda thinks he’s not quite ready (which he isn’t). Their best employee is Ahsoka Tano, who can do it all (cook, deliver, and serve) followed closely behind by Luke Amidala (who Anakin claims he’s not related to, but everyone knows otherwise)

(Anakin has been secretly married to Padme of Little Senators but when she leaves the company there’s not much of a reason to keep it a secret. Turns out it really wasn’t a secret because everyone in the store knew-- they also knew about Luke and Leia, apparently)

Mace Windu runs his store alone, but runs it efficiently. The closest thing he has to an assistant manager is his head cook, Deba Billaba. Caleb Dume (Kanan Jarrus) is their best delivery boy who has recently decided to start training some of the newbies (Sabine Wren, Ezra Bridger, Garazeb Orrelios). The front end is run by Hera Syndulla (who may or may not be dating Caleb, it’s a running bet).

Plo Koon and Shaak Ti run their store together (as business partners that’s it) and are known to treat their employees, customers, and their rivals with consideration and kindness. They have a shop very close to Wolffe’s Dominos, which does cause some contention at low points but for the most part, they get along fine. (Plo and Shaak Ti absolutely love the family dynamic between Wolffe’s “pack” of employees). The two will often help Wolffe and his crew in outside business affairs (finding open apartments for employees, helping buy a first car, etc) and they will do the same for the two managers. Most people don’t get how Dominos and Papa Yoda’s are both still open because of this relationship, but they are. (In the future, someone finally figured out Dominos had some legal issues in it’s ownership and was forced to merge with Little Empire or shut down. Wolffe chose to shut down and he and his pack were immediately offered jobs at Papa Yoda’s. They accepted.)

Yoda actually manages a store as well. It’s the “first” one he ever opened and he uses it as a training grounds of sorts for future managers and other job positions. He’s patient, but strict and will often speak in riddles which is annoying to no end. He finds it a great way to weed out the ones that don’t want to be there, and the ones that do.

Order #66 has been banned as an order number. The “why” is never to be spoken of ever again and all the newbies are confused and will ask, but no one will tell them because “they don’t talk about it”

[masterjedilenawrites]

Not sure if I worded it correctly, but what are some bad habits/pet peeves that you'd experience when dating the clones? Because not every relationship is going to be 100% sunshine and rainbows. Feel free to ignore this request though!

"Not every relationship is going to be 100% sunshine and rainbows"... This is so very true and you should say it! Relationships, even outside of dating, require a lot of effort and thought and vulnerability, which doesn't make them easy. So, here's a bit of realism to help flesh out your clone daydreams lol...

There's going to be frustrations with all the clones about their duty as soldiers, but this will be most apparent with Cody. He is absolutely married to the job first, and it'll sometimes feel like he spends more time away from you than necessary.

Rex can actually be quite non-committal in his personal life. He's scared of making plans for a future that is so uncertain, especially where you're concerned. This can lead him to putting even small decisions off, which you find irritating.

Wolffe sees the darkness before the silver lining, and sometimes even that goes unnoticed for a while. While his negativity can be understandable, it's also a mood killer and makes having a fun or even relaxing night together difficult.

Fox is very persistent and very stubborn, which are great characteristics for a guard, and not as great for a loving, give-and-take relationship. If you're not careful, simple disagreements can turn into heated arguments, which leave you both feeling frustrated and guilty.

You will find Fives to be surprisingly moody. He can switch from unrestrained humor to deadly seriousness seemingly without warning. He lives his life passionately and feels things deeply, which will either impress you or exhaust you, usually both.

Jesse will be excited to charm and woo you, but he's also kind of a space cadet and will forget things a lot. Like what time he said he'd pick you up, or even that he made a date with you to begin with. And good luck getting him to remember any important anniversaries.

Kix tends to put the needs of others before his own, which will seem great in your relationship at first, but will quickly grow unhealthy. You'll have to help him say no when he needs to, lest he burn himself out or get taken advantage of.

Tup is quiet and a little stand-offish with people he doesn't know well. With you, he's much more open and vulnerable, to the point where he might be overly sensitive and misunderstand what you really mean. You can't let his thoughts spiral and get out of hand.

As with all the clones, there's a level of danger you're going to have to except they'll always be in. But with Hardcase, that worry and honest-to-goodness fear for his life will skyrocket. He's always taking extra risks, even when you beg him not to.

Dogma is very particular about what he likes, what he doesn't like, how things should be. He'll create rules where there are none, because it helps him make sense of the world. You won't ever be able to take him out for a spontaneous night on the town.

Post-Bad Batch Echo is going to have a lot of trauma and insecurities to work through, which is important but also draining. He'll also feel incredibly guilty about the burden it puts on you, which then becomes another thing you have to help him get over.

Hunter is very influenced by the state of things around him. His natural inclination is to be relaxed and easygoing, but if others are upset or misbehaving, he will be on edge and agitated, and possibly even snap at you when he doesn't mean to.

Wrecker can't and won't stop. It's not really his fault that he has more energy than he knows what to do with, but his restlessness will be tiresome. There are no quiet, peaceful dates with him. You will always have to be doing something.

Crosshair can often feel like a brick wall. He has to detach from the world as a sniper, but he doesn't always come back to it when he puts down the blaster. What's more, you can't push him to open up or else he'll withdraw even further, like a scared turtle.

Tech is very logically-minded, which makes it hard for him to detect or understand the subtleties of social interactions. If you aren't up-front and honest about how you feel, or what you want, then he'll be none the wiser and assume everything is fine.

[masterjedilenawrites]

Clones: Love Languages

Cody: Quality Time. He's a busy guy, so being able to actually spend time with someone means a lot to him. He may not be super low-key, but he also doesn't need to have grand plans, either. Domestic things are his favorite, like grocery shopping or cleaning the house together.

Rex: Quality Time. It seems like he uses all the love languages, but they all come down to time: he believes the best way to understand someone is to spend time with them. Whether it's helping each other with tasks, sitting down for a conversation, snuggling up on the couch, or exchanging gifts.

Wolffe: Quality Time. People come and go... except the ones that matter. If someone stays, they're choosing him over everything else, and that makes him feel things. He also likes to have his alone time, so it means a lot when he seeks out someone else's company.

Fox: Gift Giving. Rarely seeks out gifts on purpose; there's just so many things that remind him of the people he cares about. Doesn't think about the price, he'll get it for them anyway. But he definitely prefers handmade over store-bought, both to give and receive.

Fives: Physical Touch. Craves physical proximity to those he cares for. Puts a hand on someone's shoulder or arm if he's laughing or trying to make a point. If he's really comfortable with someone, he'll shove or punch (the harder, the more he cares). Has no concept of personal space.

Jesse: Words of Affirmation. He remembers every little thing that is said to him. Give him a compliment and he'll be happy for weeks. Is very quick to praise others. Wants his loved ones to know for sure that he loves them. Doesn't hesitate to share how he feels.

Kix: Acts of Service. Likes to show he cares by doing things for others. Errands, chores, picking up extra shifts... And anyone who can accurately anticipate his own needs in return are very much appreciated. He doesn't keep score, just trusts that love will always notice when someone is in need.

Tup: Quality Time. Appreciates one-on-one interactions. Gets annoyed if other people are invited last minute, because the purpose was for him to spend time with that one specific person. Even considers doing nothing time well spent because at least it was done together.

Hardcase: Acts of Service. Needs to be doing something at all times, but doesn't want to waste his time on things that don't matter, either. So if he can be helpful, especially to his loved ones, he won't hesitate. Will even go above and beyond the original request just because he cares.

Dogma: Words of Affirmation. Acts uncomfortable with compliments, but he really, truly appreciates them. Also a fan of written words, from sappy love letters to random encouraging notes. Anything that shows thought and care, and gives him a chance to craft a thoughtful response in return.

Echo: Words of Affirmation. Needs to hear how people feel. Doesn't want to misunderstand someone's actions or read into anything. If he's not sure where he stands with someone, he will ask. Also asks for others' opinions; he can make decisions on his own, but he respects what his loved ones think, too.

Hunter: Physical Touch. Feels more loved through touch. Simple things like squeezing his hand in reassurance, or a back rub at the end of a long day. Maybe also some sexy times. Words sometimes fail him, but he can show how he feels with his hands, arms, lips....

Wrecker: Acts of Service. Always eager to lend a hand. Likes to feel useful. To feel needed. Would rather try to fix a problem or find a solution than talk about it. Doesn't expect others to do things for him, but is incredibly appreciative when they do. A little goes a long way.

Crosshair: Acts of Service. A man of action. Will go out of his way to do something for someone he cares about, whether they ask or not. Knows words can be misleading or empty. So the more someone does to show that they meant what they said, the more he feels he can trust them.

Tech: Gift Giving. Expresses his affection through gifts. Is actually really thoughtful and creative about it. And not every "gift" is wrapped in a bow. Will share his meals, send funny videos or interesting articles, or even lend some money, no interest. He always knows exactly what others need.