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hulijingemperor2 · 1 year

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Yao: Song'er. *feeds him soup* how are you, darling?

Rusong: much better, A-Die!!

Yao: excellent.

*caresses face* you're my dearest.

Rusong: *smile*

A-Die. A-Qing came to my room, and covered me.

Yao: that's delightful.

Rusong: not only that, but she fell asleep near my bed while hugging my sleeve. Then spent time with me

Yao: awwww.

A-Song, I think she likes you back, and cares for you. But she doesn't want to admit it.

Rusong: i feel it's about time I tell her my feelings. I can't loose someone who's so caring and vibrant.

Yao: go for it, A-Song.

Wait a sec.

Rusong: mhm.

Yao: *comes back with a little box* I commissioned a golden comb for my future daughter-in-law, your future wife and this empire's future Wangfei.

Rusong: really?! Why A-Die! How long were you planning my wedding?????

Yao: Song'er relax. I wasn't planning your wedding yet.

Rusong: yet?? *blush*

Yao: well maybe I did write down a few things in my journal.

Rusong: A-Die......what did you write.

Yao: *blinks innocently* nothin'

Ok fine. I was creating an invite list, seeing where to put 4 chocolate and wine fountains in the palace, and structuring out your five day festivities along with colour schemes and dress codes

Rusong: five days!!!! And colour schemes too?!

Yao: you know I plan when I'm bored. And also you're my son. My son deserves the world. Everything must glamorously be put in place.

Yao: *strokes head* and I know that my A-Song will find someone he loves, and you two would carry on the Mengs and the fox spirit empire.

Now do you really like her?

Rusong: yes, very much.

Yao: *hands him* give her this comb to confess to her.

Rusong: alright. I will.

But what if--

Yao: Song'er, there's no what if. You're gorgeous and well mannered. And you have dimples.

If she rejects, then there are other young ladies out there.

Rusong: mn.

It's a beautiful comb by the way.

Little diamond studs, pink sapphire peonies, emeralds, and~~

Yao: some Burmese jewelry of course.

Rusong: stunning!

Yao: yes. You know your A-Die loves to travel. And I receive gifts from foreign people.

This comb is fit for a Wangfei.

Rusong: I agree.

Yao: best of luck, darling.

Rusong: thank you! And thanks for helping me.

Yao: no prob.

Rusong: before I confess, I'm going to tell team dimple.

Yao: my chaos crew. *laughs* ok Song'er. Go tell them. Later I got to help Zish decorate for Yanli's baby's one month ceremony.

Well it's not really a ceremony but more of a surprise.

Rusong: aw so cute!

Yao: yup.

Rusong: and Ling gege is really happy.

Yao: everyone is.

Rusong: what's the baby's name?

Yao: well since she's a girl. Her name is Ruhua.

Rusong: beautiful

Team Dimple: *idk, maybe simping over A-Yao*

Rusong: Team D.

Mo xuanyu: Song'er.

Su she: Little Dianxia. Are you ok?

Rusong: yea. My cold is gone, Uncle Su!

Su she: great.

Xue yang: waddup mini boss Dianxia.

Rusong: guys, I want to tell you something.

Mo xuanyu: *cries* we already know that you like that evil Lan lips. But we still love you either way.

Rusong: what? It has nothing to do with Lan lips. I mean Shizun.

I have a crush on A-Qing.

Su she: awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Mo xuanyu: our tiny baby Song'er has a little crush. Omg. I feel so old. I held you in my arms as a baby!! Don't you know that. My little heart.

Team d, I'll be crying all week, so if you see my makeup running, you know why.

Su she: are we gonna turn gray soon.

Who'll get bald first?

Mo xuanyu: I hope it's not meeeeee. *sobs* you know how much money I spend on my hair treatments! And rice water imported from Dongying.

I did that to look nice for Yao gege by the way.

Xue yang: did you guys make out. That's really cute.

Rusong: no uncle muffin, lol.

And you guys are not going to get gray and bald. Because of cultivation.

Xue yang: this silly girl. She came here and seduced the hulijing Dianxia.

She played her cards right.

That's why she's my daughter.

But is it the other way around? Because you have Jiggy's face, and Jiggy is good at making people fall for him.

Su she: over all we're happy for you, Song'er. Does Huangdi know?

Rusong: yup.

Mo xuanyu: I hope you two have a lot of hulijing babies.

Xue yang: with dimples. They better have dimples.

You can squeeze all your genes into A-Qing if you want.

Su she: that's not how it works!

Xue yang: do I look like a doctor, Minshan. But Wen Qing once tried to teach me about medicine but she's too hot to be taken seriously.

And her lipstick is too distracting.

Mo xuanyu: lol. I can't relate. But Yao gege would look hot with lipstick on.

Su she: he looks good in everything.

Xue yang: he's smoking hot.

Rusong: oh team D. You always have to simp for A-Die, lol.

Su she: that's our profession.

Xue yang: it's Jiggy's fault for being so darn attractive.

Mo xuanyu: yea, I'm a Yao simp.

~~~

On the other side....

A-Qing: *looking at one of Rusong's gifts*

Xue yang: you really got some skill, Qingqing.

A-Qing: xue yang! Don't startle me like that!!

Xue yang: girl aren't you going to tell me about your little crush?! I popped you out of me!

A-Qing: no you didn't!!

Xue yang: spill, child!

A-Qing: ok fine. I do have a crush on Rusong.

Xue yang: ahhhhhhhhhh. Omg!!

You got my skill! Yea those dimpled people love our antics. Like look at Jiggy.

A-Qing: yea, I feel like he has his A-Die's charm.

Xue yang: *ruffles hair* look at you! Marrying into a rich family.

A-Qing: wow, wow, wow. Marriage! I'm not ready for that. And neither is Rusong.

We're just more than friends.

Xue yang: how are you supposed to make children for him!

A-Qing: we're still young! Xue yang!!

Xue yang: *laughing*

This little Dianxia is completely in love. He gave you gifts, a minor staff of maids, clothes. Heehee.

A-Qing: ohhh that's why he did that??? I didn't realise.

I thought that he was being a hospitable host.

Xue yang: I would have thought so too. Because Jiggy is great at hosting and making people feel comfortable.

Little Dianxia is just like Jiggy by the way.

A-Qing: *sigh* its just that I can't stop thinking of him. Especially when I sleep.

Xue yang: because you're a simp.

There's nothing wrong about being a simp. Do you accept your simping faith.

A-Qing: I....I feel like I do.

But xue yang, what if he rejects me.

Xue yang: then punch him in the face.

Ok no don't do that. He's the prince and Jiggy will kill me.

A-Qing: hahahahaha afraid of Jiggy.

Xue yang: no, I'm not afraid of that short--

A-Qing: oh hey Jiggy!

Xue yang: *turns around* IT WASN'T ME!! A-QING PUT ME UP TO THIS!! DON'T TAKE MY CANDY

Wait......no one's there.

You little pest.

A-Qing: the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You popped me out right?

Xue yang: I wish I didn't. *rolls eyes*

My hips would have been smaller.

A-Qing: what hips.

Xue yang: xiao xingchen liked my hips.

A-Qing: he doesn't have any eyes!!

Xue yang: but he has hands to touch. Ten functional fingees.

A-Qing: unlike you.

Xue yang: you're very mean and savage.

A-Qing: how does it feel being bullied by someone younger than you?

Xue yang: *sarcasm* lovely.

Mo xuanyu: omg, spill sista. You really like Song'er? You took care of him when he was unwell.

Don't worry, sis, I'll do your makeup for you, to enhance your cuteness.

Su she: aw so sweet. Well I see that Song'er is happy when he's with you.

Xue yang: ahh you have classy taste. I knew that you liked Rusong since the day you walked in.

You can't hide things from me.

A-Qing: don't tell him anything! I don't know if he likes me back!! And I don't want to be heartbroken and rejected.

Su she: but he bought you gifts. Of course he likes you back.

A-Qing: I want to hear it from him.

Mo xuanyu: gal knows what she wants. Love that!

Xue yang: that's how I raised her. Thank me later.

Su she: yangyang, you did a great job!

A-Qing: is Rusong looking for rich girls?

I'm not rich and fancy

Su she: he loves you for you. Song'er isn't a materialist.

Xue yang: he's humble just like Jiggy.

A-Qing: ooh.

Su she: are you going yo tell Huangdi? Huangdi will be so happy!

A-Qing: nop. I want to tell Jiggy along with Rusong. Before I don't want to come across as obsessive.

Mo xuanyu: A-Qing, you're so sweet.

Xue yang: you're a Yandere.

A-Qing: xue yang!

Xue yang: but you're smart. You can't tell Jiggy. He and Rusong are a team. They put everyone in chokeholds. It's us simps who has to fend for ourselves.

A-Qing: are we talking about my crush or the Sunshot campaign.

I'm getting mix signals.

Mo xuanyu: xue yang, don't scare her.

A-Qing: Anyways team D, I have to go back to Yi city soon. It's better to tell him before I leave.

Mo xuanyu: girl, you know what's a long distance relationship.

Also Song'er will miss you more.

Su she: right.

Later on, in the Peacock empire!!

A-Yao was on top of Zixuan's shoulders while putting up decorations.

Yao: move a little to the left.

Zixuan: yea A-Yao.

Yao: *fixing*

Zixuan: can you reach it?

Yao: yup.

Zixuan: *wobbles a bit*

Yao: *laughing* don't drop me.

Zixuan: never Foxy.

Huaisang: I have never seen these two work in their lives ever since they became emperors.

Mo xuanyu: leave them alone.

Su she: Huangdi is a hardworking emperor, by the way.

Xue yang: go help them, Huaisang!

Zixuan: Foxy your tail is in my face.

Yao: sorry. It just appears when I stretch too much. *makes it disappear*

Zixuan: awww that's so cute!

Rusong: A-Die, uncle Zish. Where are your staff?

Zixuan: working on other things. But we want to help. To impress A-li.

Mo xuanyu: that's really sweet.

Zixuan: yup! That's why I called Foxy to help me.

Mo xuanyu: where's Saozi by the way?

Zixuan: she's spending some time in Yunmeng with her bros, a.k.a the attractive Jiang cheng and that niucence necromancer.

Mo xuanyu: ohh.

Zixuan: so I said that I should surprise her by decorating the palace for this auspicious day.

Yao: and I'm honoured to help Zish!

Mo xuanyu: you two make an awesome team!

Both: thank you!

Yao: *comes down from Zixuan's shoulder.* what next?

Zixuan: ummm. Let's go make a cake!

Yao: good idea! A-Yu, come help us.

Mo xuanyu: of course!!

Zixuan: guys, I have ordered some special tea.

Yao: ohh that's great. What's so special about it.

Zixuan: I can't tell you, Foxy.

I'm too shy.

Mo xuanyu: but you can tell me, right?! Spill the beans, Xuan gege!

Yao: you know you can't say no to xuanyu, Zishie.

Zixuan: fineee, lemme tell you two before I get a double dosage of puppy eyes.

It has an expensive aphrodisiac.

Mo xuanyu: *gasps* xuan gege!

Yao: gosh I thought you were innocent.

Zixuan: it's just an experiment.

Yao: oh dear.

Mo xuanyu: Yanli better beware of this horny peacock.

Zixuan: rude, lol.

#the huli jing emperor #foxyao #dimpledlianfang #jin guangyao #jin zixuan #meng yao #part 2 #su she #the untamed #hulijing emperor 2

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masayoshiko · 6 years

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an infiltration. although the boy had his reservations , spending his last year of high school surrounded by complete strangers -- he had a job to do , something only ken could take care of. the city of tokyo was vast , the cities lights bound to keep the boy awake at night in search for shadows that lurked in the dark.

eyes vacant as he rode the subway to school , shujin academy -- a place of both mystery & old school charm. a disciplinary member band attached to his sleeve , a hand reaching to adjust the tag he’d given to himself thanks to the student council president ---- only to stop mid reach , eyes catching hint of a ... tail?

❛ -- .... e-... excuse me , is there a CAT in your bag ? ❜

// @hallowsene // s.c //

#hallowsene #OLDER KEN. BAM.#what a stud muffin omg #i need a tag for this verse SHIT #▒┊╯﹠⋅ ʰᵘˢʰ ᶰᵒʷ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ᵒᶰᵉ ﹔ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵗᵘʳᶰ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ᵗᵉᶰᵈᵉʳ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘᵗʰ ◣ IC ◥

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softyoongiionly · 4 years

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BlackHeart Bakery

Who says Halloween can’t be romantic?

Pairing: Emo! Jungkook x Reader

Word Count: 3.7k

Genre: fluff

A/N: HI OMG IM SO SORRY THIS IS LATE. I love you, I hope you like it. I’m sorry it isn’t longer but, I still can’t wait for you to read it.

-you never imagined that the quirky lil bakery down the street from your university would change your life

-But it did

-“Omg shut up, you’re so dumb.”

-“Rawr xD”

-“Did you just say rawr xD out loud??? That totally defeats the purpose of its existence...”

-“Don’t cite the deep magic to me witch, I was there when it was written.”

-“And now you’re quoting the chronicles of narnia- alright just go back to sleep you big dummy...”

-“Mmm but you married a big dummy so what does that say about you”

-“Jungkook don't spoil it oh my god!”

-“Like they don’t know what’s coming already- spoiler alert losers! I get the girl.”

-“I hate you...”

-“Mm yeah- I love it when you talk dirty to me baby. The last time you said that- we ended up fuc-“

-“Ok! That’s enough! Our story begins...”

-Jungkook’s bakery was quite famous around your city

-If people didn’t come for the gaudy Halloween decorations

-They came for the music

-Exclusively pop punk, if you’re wondering

-It was like 2009 everyday

-Which was comforting, considering the world has gotten a little

-Tricky

-Since then

-But anyways

-If they didn’t come for the music or the decorations

-They came for the AMAZING espresso

-And the spooky themed treats

-But if you’re being honest

-You think the main thing that keeps them coming back

-Is Jungkook

-If his sweeping black hair didn’t get you

-Or the adorable cheeky twinkle in his eyes

-It was the tattoos and the piercings

-He looked like he walked right off of a black veil brides music video set

-He was hot

-This was obvious

-But he didn’t seem to think so

-You had come to the conclusion that he was oblivious

-he shoved his feet into his big black doc martens every morning

-Slipped on his beaded bracelets and studded chokers

-Pulled his fall out boy t-shirt over his

-Massive

-Tattooed

-Biceps

-And just thought hm

-I’m pretty average I guess (lol)

-That’s a direct quote from him btw

-Men truly are hopeless

-Jungkook opened the bakery two years ago

-He had mentioned to you that he had saved up money from his 3 part time jobs to put a down payment on the building

-Which was wedged between a sex shop

-And a thrift store

-And honestly his bakery

-Blackheart Bakery, if you’re being specific

-Fits right in

-Jungkook refuses to hire new staff

-“They won’t do it right.” He whined to you one day

-“One time I tried to hire this guy and he put the sugared googly eyes on the cookie skeletons ALL WRONG”

-“How do you put googly eyes on wrong?” You had giggled

-“you just do- i- See? This is exactly why I can’t hire anyone...”

-You had started chewing on the end of your pencil in the midst of your laughter

-It was an unconscious habit

-And it makes Jungkook shift uncomfortably, his hands moving off of the top of your table

-“Don’t do that...” he had muttered, smirking to himself as he walked back behind the counter

-he did that a lot

-He’d mutter something

-Mildly flirtatious under his breath and then

-Just walk away

-It was quite confusing

-But honestly you had a feeling he was just a filrty person

-You certainly weren’t the only girl he smirked at

-Not that you pay attention

-Ok

-Maybe you do

-Kinda

-Pay attention

-but it’s not your fault!!!!

-You just

-Can’t help but feel a little jealous

-You kiiiiiinda have a little thing for him

-Ok

-Maybe it’s a big thing

-Maybe it’s a massive

-Gigantic

-Towering

-Crush

-But look at him!!!

-You simply couldn’t be blamed

-It was his fault

-Yep

-That’s what you’re going with

-It was Jungkook

-And his tight t shirts

-His ripped jeans

-His dangly earrings

-His tattoos

-His big

-Stupid boots

-Ugh ok

-Focus

-You have work to do

-The whole reason you began coming to Jungkook's cafe was so you -could find a consistent place to study for your exams

-You were in school to become a teacher :)

-And teachers have to study very very hard

-Educating the youth is no easy feat

-Jungkook had asked what you were studying during the first week you arrived at his spooky house of baked goods

-“Oh I’m an education major”

-“Ahh so you’re getting an education about...education.” He concludes

-“I love it.”

-“So meta.”

-“Are they educating you on the disparities between impoverished children and wealthier children?”

-His wide eyes were brimming with genuine curiosity

-You kind of got a kick out of how candid he was about such heavy conversation topics

-“Not as much as they should be but, I’m actually writing a paper on a similar topic right now...”

-This caused a brilliant grin to come over his face

-It was almost blinding really

-And it made your heartbeat all wonky

-“Of course you are. You look smart like that...”

-He had backed away from your table then, seemingly satisfied

-Had you passed the vibe check?

-“I’ll leave you to your paper.” He nodded to your laptop but as he walked away, he pivoted back towards you on and the heel of his combat boot, “welcome to Blackheart Bakery by the way, let me know if I can get you anything.”

-Another brilliant smile is sent your way

-“Thank you.” You had smiled back, sending a tiny wave his way

-Which in turn, made HIS heartbeat all wonky

-You’re cute

-Like really cute

-And despite how often it may seem like his eyes are elsewhere

-They are ALWAYS on you

-Every chance he gets he is glancing your way

-Smirking to himself at how endearing you are

-Brow furrowed

-Lips pouted in concentration

-Completely oblivious to his gaze

-He has to remind himself to look away

-He doesn’t want to be a creep

-“Creepy men deserved to get kicked in the teeth...”

-He’s said this to you before when another patron had made you uncomfortable

-Jungkook kicked him out immediately

-“If you don’t leave, I’ll have no choice but to kick you in the teeth. One, because I can’t compromise my personal philosophy and two because you’re making my favorite customer uncomfortable.”

-Oh look there goes your heartbeat again

-WONKY

-The guy leaves in an angry rush, flipping Jungkook off in the process

-Saying something about leaving a bad Yelp review

-He doesn’t care tho

-He definitely doesn’t want to be a creep

-You’re just so

-Pretty

-Ugh

-He rolls his eyes at himself behind the espresso bar

-The latte in front of him neglected

-In need of a bit of foam

-“Focus Jeon, she’s just a chick...”

No wait

-“She’s just a woman. A woman who I respect, like I respect all women...”

-He’s been watching a lot of feminist theory on YouTube

-He likes staying educated

-And also fuck the patriarchy

-The man waiting for his drink has arched a brow at this point, wondering if his barista has lost his mind

-“Uhhh medium...” he checks the cup for his awful hand writing, “ghostly toasted marshmallow latte!”

-“Thanks.” The guy mutters, throwing a judging look Jungkook's way

-He gives him a lazy salute as the guy struts away with a briefcase in tow

-“Thaaanks.” Jungkook mocks him, his face scrunching up in annoyance

-Stupid man

-With his stupid briefcase

-As Jungkook is pulling out a batch of cream cheese frosting stuffed pumpkin muffins

-Or as Jungkook calls them

-PUNK-in Muffins

-Movement at the counter catches his eye

-is that

-”oh shit...” He grunts, hastily wiping his hands on his apron and rushing over to the counter

-normally he would meander

-stroll

-or even slump to greet any new guests at this hour

-and by this hour

-he means 45 minutes before closing

-Jungkook’s bakery is open til midnight on weeknights

-9pm on Sundays

-and 3am on Saturdays (for the culture of course, gotta keep it spooky)

-tonight happens to be a Friday night and the person awaiting his assistance is

-you

-”You’re still here?” He gawks, the black polish on his nails glimmering as he punches in a few keys on the register

-You offer him a tired and slightly amused smile, “No. Y/N died around 4:30, you’re speaking to her ghost. Please leave your message after the tone.”

-Jungkook cracks a smile, his palms resting on flat on the counter, “Do ghosts check their voicemails?”

-“Oh of course not but, I will be checking yours because you have access to caffeine.”

-Jungkook laughs

-no...he giggles

-and it’s fucking cute

-but you digress

-“I feel like I should cut you off...this is your 4th latte; I’m pretty sure you’re 80% caffeine at this point...”

-“Noooo, don’t do that.” You whine slumping against the counter, “I just need to finish this one page...”

-He quirks a brow as he scribbles something on your cup, unimpressed with your statement, “You said that three hours ago. I’ll make you another one but I’m not putting an extra shot in.”

-Your face turns up in protest but he click his tongue against his teeth , shaking a manicured finger at you

-“Ah ah- nope. I don’t want to hear it. You either take that or I’m making you a hot chocolate and shutting the buildings power off.”

-With a dramatic sigh, you concede

-“Ugh fine. Here-” You go to hand him your debit card but he shakes his head

-“Put that away.”

-You want to protest but given the fact that he’s made the rules thus far during this interaction, you doubt you’d be able to stop him.

-A smile appears on your face then, appreciative of his generosity

-“Thank you.”

-He merely grins, waving you off before rolling up the sleeves of his black Blink 182 shirt

-as soon as his tattoos are out

-all the moisture leaves your mouth

-you try your hardest not to stare at him

-expertly, he eases the espresso shots into the milk, tongue poking between his lips in concentration

-and you

-being sleep-deprived

-and a little loopy

-decide to

-flirt????????

-if you could even call it that

-which you could but you shouldn’t

-“For the record, when I finally dig my way out of this of mountain of death I’m stuck in, I will definitely take you up on that hot chocolate...”

-Jungkook’s brow quirks at the tone of your voice, his hands suddenly itching with nerves

-was that

-was that flirty?

-should he flirt back?

-“My hot chocolate is legendary. You won’t be disappointed.” His lips display a small grin as he places the lid atop your finished latte, “Also mountain of death is a great name and I WILL be stealing it.”

-You giggle

-again

-“and I WILL be suing you for copyright.”

-He laughs now, wiping up the bit of milk he spilled

-the sinewy muscles in his forearm tensing and untensing

“Good luck getting me to show up to court.”

-and that’s kinda how it was between you and Jungkook

-for like six months

-it was a little bit flirty but never anything to push either over you over the edge.

-and speaking of being on edge

-recently, you had gone from vacationing in your timeshare on the edge

-to signing a 35 year mortgage contract

-4 bedrooms

-2.5 bathrooms

-of pure

-unrelenting

-stress

-you could feel it in the middle of your back

-shoving itself up between your shoulder blades

-your body seemed to ache with it

-the worst part being

-it was Halloween

-You should be out with your friends, having fun

-wearing itchy costumes and drinking sugary drinks

-but instead, your headed towards the bakery to work

-Jungkook was behind the counter, smiling happily at a family dressed like the cast of scooby doo

-from what you could see he was wearing a skeleton onesie

-his jet black hair tousled perfectly above his head

-he looked adorable

-(and hot)

-He notices you instantly, his face turning up in surprise

-you offer up a small wave and head over to your table

-you know he’s going to say something about you being there but

-you don’t really have much of a choice

-this work has to be done

-it takes him a second to spot you but when he does

-he seems to perk up

-his smile brightening as he looks back towards his customer

-as you’re setting everything up, you feel a presence (not the spooky kind) at the end of your table

-it’s Jungkook and he has your regular order in one hand, along with something wrapped in skeleton-patterned parchment paper

-“I know, I know.” You acknowledge before he’s even able to chide you for being here

-He smirks “What are you doing studying on the holiest day of the year??”

-You giggle

-“The holiest day of the year huh?”

-“Of course. Halloween is the one night a year that the homies can dress like total -sluts and no one can say anything about it.”

-This makes you giggle again

-“And you went with slutty skeleton huh? I love it- it’s like as naked as you can possibly get.”

-He chuckles, gesturing to his costume

-His floppy black hair getting in his face

-“Damn right baby.”

-The way he grins tells you the pet name is a joke

-But the deepening of his voice gets to you anyway

-“Thank you for this. I promise I’ll get out of your hair early tonight.”

-“The only thing I’m worried about getting out of my hair is this white spray paint. You’re welcome to stay as long as you want.”

-He’s put a streak of white spray paint in his raven locks

-Why? You’re not certain

-Does it look good on him, like everything else does?

-Absolutely

-Its been a few hours since your night of studying began

-Jungkook’s dropped off two free lattes since you’ve arrived

-As well as a slice of his ‘I write cinnamon not tragedies’ bread

-Which was equally hilarious and delicious

-You caught him glancing over at your table a few times but you didn’t think anything of it

-He’s probably just checking to make sure that no one needs your table

-His bakery is packed most nights but Halloween is a special night at Blackheart Bakery

-He has a trick or treat counter set up with free (homemade) candy

-A photo op complete with a fake haunted house backdrop

-A Halloween playlist

-And a bunch of discounts on his signature lattes and food

-you watch him amongst the chaos

-He is completely unfazed

-He seems elated at the amount of customers he has

-he grins and laughs at something a man dressed like Thor says at his counter

-he seems entirely in his element

-you realize that the denial tactics you’ve been trying out haven’t been working

-because this floppy haired, tattooed, slutty skeleton/baker kind of has a hold on your heart

-you’ve been friends for a long time now

-he always makes sure you’re taken care of

-he always asks if you’re ok

-he always gives you this little grin

-it feels like a secret sometimes

-but maybe it’s been his way of letting you know where he stands

-he’s been bringing you lattes and pastries for months now

-he never charges you full-price

-he always reminds you not to work too hard

-he

-fuck

-he likes you doesn’t he?

-you look back over at the counter to see him bending over and handing a skeleton cookie to a little girl dressed like Captain Marvel

-he laughs at something she says

-his eyes focused entirely on her and whatever she seems to be proclaiming to him

-your heart goes wonky again

-alright

-enough is enough

-you’re doing this

-Jungkook’s done so much of the work thus far

-it’s time for you to seal the deal

-and if he rejects you, well…

-you can just crawl into a hole and never come out again

-easy peasy

-You can feel his eyes on you as you get up to take your place in line

-luckily there isn’t anyone else behind you

-rejection with an audience would certainly be worse

-Jungkook has his witty comment ready for you as you approach the register

-“I know for a fact you haven’t finished your third latte and I’m not making you another one until-“

-“I’m not here for another latte.” You laugh, trying to ignore the thrashing of your heartbeat

-“No? Well, are you finally going to try my Welcome to the Blackened Chicken Parade Burger then? I’ve been asking you for like three weeks…”

-god he’s fucking cute

-“I’m here to ask you out.”

-Jungkook swears he feels his heart stop

-“You’re here to…”

-He repeats the first part of your response as his he didn’t hear you

-his black fingernails anxiously tapping against the countertop

-“I’m here to ask you out- on a date.”

-Jungkooks face seems to go through various stages of confusion before a shy smirk presents itself on his pretty mouth

-“Me? You’re asking me-“ He places a hand on his chest, “-out on a date?”

-“Yes!” You laugh, slapping the counter a bit too hard, your nerves getting the best of you, “Are you down?”

-He shakes his head but his answer contradicts his movements

-“So down, beyond down. There is no one on Earth who is more DOWN than I am. Yes. My answer is yes. 50000% yes.”

-you can’t help the smile on your lips

-“great. So are you free next Friday then?”

-He grins with his teeth this time, nodding emphatically

-“Consider the shop closed.”

-and so it was

-you returned to your table moments later

-feeling on top of the world

-you did it

-you asked Jungkook out

-and he said yes

-and now you

-NOW YOU HAVE A DATE WITH JUNGKOOK

-LOOK AT YOU GO

-TAKING CHARGE

-you try your best to engage with your studies but with Jungkook on your mind

-its really hard

-roughly two hours later, things at the bakery have finally started to slow down

-“Hey uh- Y/N?”

-Jungkook's voice that pulls you out of your studying trance

-he’s standing at the entrance of his back room, waving you over with his hand

-and who are you to deny him?

-you make your way over there, annoyed at the instant increase in your heartrate

-he stands awkwardly to the side and gestures to the boxes on the metal rack

-“I just remembered that I’ve never given you a tour of the place. I give all my regulars a tour of the stockroom and my office and uh-”

-he cuts himself off and clumsily cups your cheek

-he pulls you into a kiss

-a really good kiss

-his lips are so warm

-he smells like cinnamon

-you could literally die happy

-The ridiculous nature of his first attempt to kiss you, makes you giggle into his mouth

-you feel him smile, his hands smushing your cheeks together as he pulls away

-“Ok I lied. There is no tour. I’ve just been watching you focus on your computer for the last two hours and you’re just really fucking cute and-”

-this time, it’s you who cuts him off

-“You better give me an actual tour next time. How else am I going to steal your secret recipes?”

-he scoffs in mock offense

-“Ah ha! So that’s the only reason you asked me out huh? Should I be calling you Plankton instead of Y/N? Ew no wait- that would make me Mr. Krabs and he’s a dirty capitalist...”

-You laugh, “Oooh good point. Guess you’ll just have to be Karen, my computer wife.”

-This makes him laugh now and the sound warms your soul

-“I could live with that- I like your last name better anyways.”

-with another kiss, your adventure with the emo baker of your dreams begins

-It may have been Halloween but it sure felt like Christmas to you

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If I opened a vegan muffin food truck like- omg what would I name it?? Id want it to be like "stud muffin" but more obviously transgender and gay

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omg i love ur blog so much 💕 all of ur poly billy/stu/reader stuff owns my ass😍 can i request billy/stu/huge buff dude reader (like at least 6'8" could probably bench press both of them agdjdhd) headcannons (nsfw or sfw its up to u!)

A/N: speaking of ass owning? you know who's ass you own?

billy loomis x m!reader x stu macher ft. s/o is an absolute beefcake

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You own Stu's ass. He sees you and he stops dead in his tracks. Please.... please sir bench-press him please-

Toxic masculinity #Whomst? Sorry he's not heterosexual so when he sees you the first time it's just instant 👀 👀 👀 👀

Billy was about to get annoyed because uhm who is His Boyfriend™ looking at like that who isn't him? Who?? Where are they?? He's gonna kill them.

Then he sees you and like fuck man?? He... fucking gets it. Stu and him make the shadiest eye contact in the world and it is instantly agreed they are about to trap you. They're both Ash Ketchum in this bitch #RIP you never saw it coming beefcake.

Stu calls you beefcake I'm so sorry it's just what he does and he won't stop. Non-negotiable part of the relationship. Beefcake, stud ...stud-muffin. He won't ever shut up.

This is Stu at all times @ you. Listen listen he's always been the muscle in all his relationships full-stop. With girls and guys alike. And he's fucking loved it 100%. Throwing a partner over his shoulder? Carting them around like they weigh nothing because they don't?? Goofing around just because he's #Big And Strong and can? He loves that shit.

But someone else doing that .... to him? He's in tears please throw him on your shoulder or give him a piggy back ride he'll actually giggle. It's very pure.

Not so pure? Can you actually hold him down and just fuck the shit out of him? He drools at the mere thought. He's constantly talking about how big and strong you are the whole time you rail him too?? He's living his best life.

Stu's got a size-kink that goes both ways that is now well established. It was very important that you know how deep his love for your tall, strong ass physique goes.

Billy does not have this same kink. If he does have a size kink it's probably for smaller/weaker partners tbh. Stu is a 6'4 tree but he does whatever Billy says and wants 98% of the time. He's Billy's sub if not usually Billy's bottom as well.

He does like being a dom to you though?? That's his exact kink. Having you on your knees while you suck his dick and he's got a hand in your hair just guiding you as he sees fit? Bro... he's #Into It. Do what he says and he'll just fucking nut he's gross.

But despite his total type A personality no one stays in one sexual role all the time so he does like little tussles for control sometimes. It's hot. If you manage to get him to bottom though he's a power bottom and a brat. Have fun with that (to be fair you will genuinely have fun with that).

He is not Stu though do not pick him up in public!! He is in charge of this relationship! He is the Stu and You wrangler and tamer! Don't make him start swinging (a brat? anyone? a brat?).

What he does really like is you hugging him? He's still always desperate for cuddling even though he'd never admit it and he does like how strong you are? Wrap your arms around his shoulder and pull him back against you. It's a quick way to get him to chill out and everyone is amazed whenever you do it??

Randy has literally bowed to you on multiple occasions for this special gift you have (this of course starts back up Billy's Killing Instinct so you have to keep a tight grip on him).

He wants you to sit in his lap. He's so hardheaded and dumb. He insists you sit in his lap even. He has Stu do it all the time but Stu is at least like a ...lean sort of buff guy. You are not. This matters not to Billy Loomis who has an ego the size of the sun.

On multiple occasions you and Stu have sat in Billy's lap at once just to see him finally break but so far he never has. He'll never admit defeat. You two just take pity on him and get off eventually. You're even nice enough to subtly rub feeling back into his stupid, fucking legs without commenting on why they're numb (so far his streak for ignoring the agony of leg numbness is 1h and 41m ie. the running time of Nightmare On Elm Street).

The healthy middle ground of satisfying this urge in Billy to always have his partner On Him is for you to sit in-between his legs. Stu? Says fuck that?? He's sitting in-between your legs. The utter joy of a taller bf...he's on cloud nine.

You're tall enough that you've gotta bend down and kiss him and he swoons just a little. Billy wants to perish. Instead of just asking for kisses he always ...drags you down by your shirt. Who is he flexing on?

He was already fed up from kissing Stu he's at his wits end. Will he ever accept a lesser amount of kisses? No.

Billy is gonna break his spine trying to dip you or pick you up or some shit but it's fine...it's fine don't worry about it.

They’re both sexists that are inherently a little (not much let’s be clear adjkl) less protective over guy partners than girls partners but because you are so big?? The....messes you get dragged into.

stu: oh yeah?? why don’t you say that to my boyfriend’s face *drags you into a fight he started when you were just minding your own business*

Billy won’t do that to you but he’s Very Possessive over you. No one look at you. If anyone looks at you his day will be ruined (the drama)! Yes ---- Of course he knows you’re built like the fucking rock?? That 5′0 girl who you’d have to bend down for 800 years just to hug her needs to keep walking before she gets got. Grab him quickly before he starts a fight.

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#billy loomis x reader x stu macher #billy loomis x reader #stu macher x reader #billy loomis imagine #stu macher imagine #slasher x reader #slasher imagine #scream #billy loomis #stu macher #thank you for loving my stuff we really out here #this is iconic #stu is in tears...he gives so much and now he gets to receive #billy: that's not a man that's a tree #stu: rt if you a squirrel #honestly if you'r down to clown (murder) they'd be so hot under the collar #please commit brutal acts of violence with them by using your fucking...gaston strength they love you

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OMG WHAT A STUD MUFFIN 😍😍

#Richard hammond

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rainystripe · 7 years

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honestly........ drummer!jug works for me omg

Yessssssss, welcome to the club 😭 It’s such a nice au, gosh…I wish I could write what I have in mind :((

this Jughead is no cocky stud muffin whos a famous sex god. He’s still the awkward, sardonic emo looking kid from season 1 of Riverdale, he’s just older and happens to play the drums so well that he’s famous for it, but he lives a lowkey life style.

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Gladio waltzes up to you, a huge grin on his face. "Hey Mish? You busy? I got something cool to show you! I promise, it's not a tent this time!"

*GASP* HI THERE omg. Ok, act cool Mish. Just sitting in traffic, stud muffin, whats up? 🤣

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irradiantsam · 7 years

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*skids in just before midnight* sorry for the delay! I got caught up in a side project

“What does that mean?” Sam asks sleepily, head pillowed on Benny’s chest.

Benny doesn’t pause from where he’s tracing random patterns on Sam’s bare back. “What’s what mean?”

“What you called me earlier.”

“Called you a lot of things earlier,” Benny chuckles. “Hot, beautiful…” His hand drifts lower, just brushing against the curve of Sam’s ass. “Tight.”

Sam shivers and wriggles closer. “Mm, yeah, but- something French. I think it was French.”

“Cher?” Benny guesses. “S’ just a term of endearment.”

“No, I know that one,” Sam says. “I hadn’t heard this one before. Shoot? Chew?”

“Oh,” Benny says, splaying his hand across Sam’s lower back. “Chou.”

“Yeah, that one,” Sam says with a sleepy hum. “I couldn’t tell what you were saying before.”

“Well my mouth was a little otherwise occupied,” Benny teases, hand drifting towards Sam’s ass again. A lazy twitch of Sam’s hip has him moving it back to safer territory.

“Not now,” Sam mutters. “What’s it mean? Chew.”

“Chou,” Benny corrects. “It means, uh, sweetie, I s'pose? Technically sweet bun. Or, well, cabbage.”

Sam snorts out a surprised laugh. “You called me a cabbage while you were eating my ass? What the hell?”

“Sweet bun,” Benny says defensively. “I called you sweet. Cabbage is a literal translation. And don’t pretend that English pet names aren’t just as weird.”

“We don’t call people cabbage,” Sam points out. “Seriously, what the hell?”

“You call people ‘stud muffin,’ Benny points out. “How is that any better than cabbage, which, by the by, I didn’t call you? I called you sweetie.”

“Aw,” Sam coos. “Don’t get upset, you’ll always be my lettuce.”

Benny laughs and shoves gently at Sam. “Shut up.”

“Hey, be nice to me, Brussel sprout,” Sam scolds with a grin. “You’re my very special kale. I love you so much, arugula-“

“You eat too much healthy food,” Benny says flatly. “I don’t think that last one exists.”

“’Course it exists, I’m in bed with it,” Sam laughs. “And you are a very sexy cabbage indeed.”

Omg this is so freaking cute! I absolutely love it. I can totally see this happening. I love how natural and in character your humor and fluff is, anon. And you incorporate Benny’s Cajun culture into the stories so well. Also, Benny’s line about calling Sam a lot of things hit my pet names and dirty talk kinks so hard, hot damn 👀👀👀 (Sorry I couldn’t post this Thursday! My schedule has been crazy this week.)

#sblw #sbll #sambenny #ficlet #anonymous #submission

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1-50 girlll

1. do you have any recurring dreams? what are they?

-- I used to have one when i was younger - do you remember that fudging awful teletubbies episode with the lion and the bear with the fudging awful eyes? my dream would be me running around in the playground in my primary school and this alarm would go off which meant the bear was coming, everyone was running back to the classroom where it was safe and no matter how hARD i tried to run i literally just couldnt run and it was getting closer and closer but id always wake up before it could get me, and sometimes i would get so close to the classroom and it was right on my ass

2. what is your favourite kind of fruit?

-- I’d say im more of a vegetable person, but maybe grapes or green apples?

3. sweet or savoury?

-- sweet

4. what is your smallest/pettiest fear?

-- answering the phone HAHA

5. what is your least favourite vegetable?

-- parsnips

6. what is your favourite art movement?

-- i wouldnt say i have a favourite

7. do you drink milk?

-- only if it’s with cereal, but even with that I don’t drink it when there’s milk left in the bowl

8. what was the last line of the last book you read?

-- “I know that no matter what happens next, at least for this moment, I have finally found a home”

9. do you like bitter food?

-- I don’t really know tbh

10. what is the most significant event in your life so far?

-- getting a bf

11. what is one thing ( a book, movie, etc ) that has greatly affected you?

-- kpop

12. what is your favourite breed of dog or cat?

-- I couldn’t have a favourite

13. list your top 5 favourite turtle names.

-- arthur, beanie, leonard, mary, po

14. what job would you have if you could have it without going through all of the school or experience that is required?

-- i think id just like to be a professional in a sport

15. are there any names that you dislike so much that you would dislike the person with the name? what are those names?

-- susan, luke

16. what is your favourite letter?

-- L?

17. are there any instruments you wished you played?

-- piano

18. list your best friends.

-- jess and lauren

19. would you rather be a skeleton or a ghost?

-- ghost

20. do you prefer fish or lizards/snakes? (as pets)

-- fish

21. art or music?

-- music

22. what is your favourite type of flower?

-- cherry blossom

23. soup or salad?

-- soup

24. are you good at keeping plants alive?

-- nope

25. do animals tend to like you?

-- usually HAHA though, no one can compare to snow white that is lauren

26. what is the worst book you've ever read?

-- maybe the girl on the train, out of all the books ive read it dragged so much omg it took me like a month to read it

27. do you collect anything?

-- clothing tags, foreign currency, caps from different countries

28. how many pillows do you sleep with?

-- 2 and one small one in the corner

29. whats the latest you've ever woken up?

-- maybe 2pm?

30. how many pictures are on your walls?

-- 2 canvases and 3 posters

31. what age did you stop keeping stuffed animals on your bed?

-- I have no idea but I had one bear on my bed but i put it away a few years ago i think bc it kept falling down the side

32. what is your favourite candy?

-- strawberry laces

33. what is your favourite baked good?

-- muffins

34. do you have a camera? if so, what kind?

-- i had a nixon dslr i cant remember which model but i gave it to my brother

35. do you wear jewelry?

-- stud earrings when i go out, a fitbit (idk if that counts as jewellery it’s pretty swaggy), and a bracelet that i wear always now

36. sunrise or sunset?

-- they’re both beautiful so both

37. do you like to listen to music with headphones or no headphones?

-- with headphones bc nobody knows what it is hehe

38. what was your favourite show as a child?

-- the tweenies maybe

39. describe your favourite spot in your house.

-- in the living room, on the sofa along the back wall, in the position where ive got my legs up on the sofa directly inline with the tv.

40. do you like to be warm or cold?

-- warm

41. the best joke you have.

-- these questions have made me think so hard ive actually got a headache, i cant think of a joke rn HAHAHA

42. whats the weirdest thing that you've seen happen in a public place?

-- omg well, I was walking with a friend through bath on the way to the cinema, there was a flock of seagulls above, one hit a building and landed in the middle of the road, it was trying to get up or looked like it was trying but then it started spewing up a load of blood all over itself, then it died and a man dragged it out of the road

43. CD or digital?

-- both, it depends where i am

44. who do you miss right now?

-- jess and lauren

45. if you could combine two places in the world, which two places would you choose?

-- england and s.korea = bc ive grown up in england so i obviously feel most comfortable here and s.korea bc when i went i also felt so comfortable just walking around and it’s just so pretty in it’s own unique way

46. describe the worst substitute teacher you've ever had.

-- this lady in science who couldn’t say salt properly, it was said like “soat”

47. do you believe horoscopes?

-- I don’t really read them

48. are you spiritual?

-- no not really

49. describe your pets ( or family if you dont have pets )

-- 2 dogs - one is really chill most of the time, the fluffiest and cuddliest, most attention seeking dog ive ever known, the oTHER is the most stubborn, the most invasive, RUDEST DOG EVER I LITERALLY CANNOT GO A DAY WITHOUT HIM HAVING HIS NOSE UP MY BUTT

50. are you good at getting over mistakes?

-- i would say so? bc i believe everything happens for a reason so

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