#what a time to be alive!

[respectthepetty]

*deep breath*

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

@blmpff, @heretherebedork, and @lukaherehelp, I'M LOSING IT!

The show is keeping the condom scene,

making them friends with benefits (and fake boyfriends - look at the pink melting in!),

AND I'M GETTING COLORS!

Look at the purple!

Look at the yellow!

They are everywhere!

Like in this scene with the yellow and purple bags of chips and the wine and soda can on the table.

And the purple lighting on the shelf while they deal with yellow bananas because Yak is yellow and has a big -gets yanked off stage-

No, seriously, these two are kinky, and dress up like this during the day.

Only to transfer that energy (and those costumes) into the bedroom.

Because Yak allows Wandee to be spicy (purple), not vanilla (blue)!

Picture me as this woman encouraging these men to be their true spicy selves.

Every scene of this trailer was perfect!

I'm going to have a good day!

[cinamun]

*inhales long and deep, sits back in rocking chair*

Yeah, we gon' be alright. Mmhmm.

[ovaryacted]

Bunch of Jack Abbot edits popping up on my feed in rapid succession. People posting their reviews of The Pitt saying they first got into it for Dr. Robby and came out with the Dr. Abbot obsession. Fans listing all the shows this man is apparently in and sending everyone down a rabbit hole. The Shawn Hatosy resurgence is upon us. Everybody lock in now. We are in a moment of history and we must lead the cavalry.

[llitchilitchi]

the early days of the Prison Arc were so interesting on the side of the fandom. nobody expected that c!Dream would get out with his mind intact, if at all - the fics and aus always wrote him as being eventually broken by the loneliness, left to rot until there was nothing left of him, or wrote him as being eventually taken out by c!Sam himself when he saw just how badly the whole thing messed with c!Dream's head, given how incredibly lonely he was even before the staged finale. then c!Sam mentioned he wasn't too kind to his prisoner, and the stories took a darker turn, the denial of food, maybe a bit of violence, but no one dared say that the canon would ever turn into actual torture. that was delegated to fandom and the most extreme of the whump authors. but then March 16th rolled around and it got so dark so incredibly fast to an extent no one would have predicted. and it was a great fucking time for everyone

[petit-papillion]

Since I am still on a high from Sunday and emo about all the wonderful photos/videos we have from that day, I'm taking another moment to thank all those people who have a camera in front of them in this picture. It's thanks to them that we have so many precious moments captured (including my new lockscreen 😍).

Thank you. Merci. Grazie. 😘

📸 Scuderia Ferrari

[the-quasar-hero]

Real New Yorkers when the fucking mayor gets arrested by the feds

[narumi-gens]

I’m listening to a podcast and they’re talking about how well anime movies are performing at the box office when other things are tanking and one guy just said “I mean what the fuck are these? this movie’s about volleyball??”

[joojdraws]

Can you believe it guys? BKMN one year anniversary, just a week away. BKMN one year anniversary is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. BKMN one year anniversary! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? BKMN one year anniversary! Just in a week! It got here so fast! BKMN one year anniversary! Just a week away!

[thraginsufferable]

TRAIN TRUCKERS!

We watch the truckers who deliver the trains wherever they need to be.

[princedevitt]

[respectthepetty]

Japanese BLs are really cutting the BS and getting straight to the confession all while giving me color-coded boys in love!

Like Cosmetic Playlover where Mamiya Natsume is an angel and a happy Heavenly Human while he works his dream job as a beauty advisor.

Well, most of the time he is happy, but his junior BA and coworker Sahashi is a jerk.

And if this man looks familiar, it's because he played the ex-boyfriend on Although I Love You, and You? where he ironically had the hair that would work best for him in this show since it's light.

But anywho . . . this Heavenly Human is annoyed by his coworker's lackadaisical attitude about their job.

But because his coworker Sahashi is a Black Brooder, he is good at being arrogant and holding onto secrets.

Like knowing his senior is gay which he admits in front of the lockers with the rainbow name tags on them.

But the real secret is this Black Brooder is actually into his gay senior which is kind of obvious since he was super annoyed standing next to the red flowers that Natsume-san was happy to see his idol.

(But then again Heavenly Humans are happy humans when they aren't dealing with Black Brooding jerks)

So maybe that's why Sahashi got real personal in front of those rainbow name tags.

And it's why he confessed.

But Sahashi shouldn't go mixing their colors just yet!

Because it seems like another Black Brooder from his senior's past is returning to cause havoc.

Heavenly Humans' happiness brings all the brooding boys to their yard.

[absolutelyzoned]

what a time to be alive. wow.

[logantheluscious]

LIVING for jess x ceren x is rn 😭👀

[narwhalsarefalling]

my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.

[scoutdoesstuff]

They had a massive cyberattack earlier this year which resulted in them paying $22 million dollars in ransom (honestly might've been higher, but the 22 million is what they've disclosed) to BlackCat, a Russian state-backed cyber gang. Apparently the overall breach cost them over a billion dolllars to repair and bring their clearhouse services back online so like -- there's a real chance this was a hit lmao

Someone shot and killed the CEO of United Healthcare on the street in Manhattan. The company is one of the largest insurance providers in the country, one of the 10 most profitable corporations in the world, and is notable for its algorithmically-targeted denial of care, ruled illegal in three states.

[eddiegayass]