#what even is their shipp name

[sfaghetti]

we lost "be a good boy" between Horace and Miles but in turn we got something gayer

[dearlexies]

me: ok I'm going to write a fanfic about the drivers having a party in Brazil and getting drunk

2 mins later: ok Lewis is brazilian, i don't make the rules, he is a Brazilian citizen so it makes sense

3 min later: yk maybe merc as a family? yeah it sounds cool

5 min later: oh i have to put 4433, carlando, galex and a trouple with lance mick and esteban

18 min later: omg i have to finish the vampire lewis wizard max one shot!!

29 min later: aaaaaaaaa i have to finish the my tears ricochet brocedes one shot!!!

That's how my brain works

[arisactualartblog]

Heya guys, it's me again! This time with a lil sneack peek of one of my current wips... As you may or may not be aware, I'm not the biggest Saint Seyia fan around those parts, however I absolutely adore Lost Canva. And that brings me to my favorite shipp for it (a very cracky, niched shipp I'm aware, but my favorite nonetheless): Albafica and Asmita, the two sad and lonely saints. So take my wip of what is pretty much their wedding (because I am that delusional about them) as my way to try and get more people invested on them while I prepare myself to spend way too much time on this piece, hehe.

[lovelypham]

ENHYPEN HYUNG LINE

prompt: how they react when you get jealous/insecure of them getting shipped with one of your group members by fans pairing:enha!hyung line X idol!fem!reader genre:fluff warnings: insecurities,self doubt,kissing,tad bit suggestive at hoon's part

hesseung (희승)

your relationship with Heeseung was one that was private, and that was due to crazy fans and the backlash you were more than sure you'd get if you ever decided to announce it

but as you kept scrolling through the comments under the video of your fellow member Karina,and your boyfriend doing the dance challenges for both of the groups comebacks you wished you could be able to risk it all and go public,but deep down you knew you'll only harm yourself and your image as well as heeseung's but both you and the fans couldn't help but notice how fit they were for eachother, how in sync they were, and how their visuals seemed flawless, perfect even

continue under the cut

you opened the comments once again

"they look so close to eachother, I bet they're dating"

"the way heeseung looks at karina in the bts video! omg i shipp🤭💓"

" karina is so classy,no wonder her and heeseung are dating they're so perfect for each other💓!!"

you knew that you shouldn't let these comments get to your head, but you couldn't help but feel insecure about your appearance, your dance, hell even the way you act!

you always knew that people preferred karina over you but it hurt so bad when your own managers who knew about your relationship decided to put the two people who have been getting shipped nonstop to do a dance challenge together, knowing extremely well that they'd spark dating rumors.

as if he read your mind, heeseung sent you a message saying

"hey baby, are you doing okay?"

even though it was a regular question he always asked it felt weirdly specific especially since you had texted him not too long ago.

you saw his icon pop up on your screen indicating an upcoming video call from him, you quickly wiped your almost dry tears and accepted the call

you saw heeseung's gorgeous face, and his sweet like honey smile appear on the little black rectangle that is your screen.

"hey heeseung" you began the conversation, he immediately knew something was up you never call him his full name unless something is making you upset

"hi baby,how are you doing" he trailed off,"I have seen better days" you mumbled "oh princess, is something bothering you? you know you can talk to me about anything right?" he suggested "yes hee I know I just don't want you to think that it's stupid" you hesitated " princess you know that's not true, I will never find anything you say stupid, now if you're comfortable then tell me what happened" he responded " I feel jealous" you whispered " m'sorry baby what did you say I didn't quite hear you" he softly replied

" I said I'm jealous"you replied with a slightly louder voice " jealous, of what baby, if you don't tell me I wouldn't know"he said,you let out a sigh before continuing

"I saw the video you did with karina and you guys look so perfect together, all the comments were shipping you with her, and I didn't want to tell you because I didn't wanna come off as insecure"you said with a slight shakiness in your voice, heeseung let out a sigh before softly replying "baby, I don't care how perfect fans think we look together, and how much they ship us, I see no one but you, I love you so much and I hope you know that, now do me a favor and stop looking at these comments I don't want you to worry your pretty little head, okay princess?" you squeaked back " I love you too heeseungie" with a slight smile on your face

jay (제이)

you loved it when jay and your members got along, it made you feel so happy seeing some of the most important people in your life interact freely with eachother without the cameras that seemed to follow you everywhere, engenes and fearnots knew about your relationship with jay and they had supported it since the very beginning always calling you the " it couple" or the " power couple"

but you didn't know how the sudden shipping of locals to yunjin and Jay happened, it made you feel weird knowing that non kpop fans had noticed the relation between your dear member and your bf, you weren't sure if it was the insecurities speaking but you noticed how similar they were , they had similar style, they listened to alot of mutual artists but you figured that was you impacting their taste in music

and lastly they both were mature and responsible.So when Jay came to your dorm with ni-ki and jake ,you took him into your room to talk to him, he looked confused 'cause you seemed fine speaking to him on the phone not too long ago. you both sat on your bed and he quickly took your hands in his once he saw you fiddling with them, a habit he noticed you did when you were nervous

the first thing you asked was "jay do you love me?" Jay furrowed his eyebrows and replied to you"of course baby I love you, why are you asking that?" you hesitated "uhmm I was just wondering you know?"you chuckled nervously you saw Jay put his serious face on and let out " are you sure princess, you never ask me that,tell me what's wrong" " nothing jay I told you" you said while slightly raising your voice as you took your hands out of his hold

" baby listen i know for sure it's not nothing okay? I want to be able to talk to you freely without making you feel uncomfortable so tell me what happened" you let out a sigh before looking up at him from your fiddling hands and told him "don't you think yunjin is a better fit for you? she's mature and older than me she takes responsibility of her actions meanwhile I'm just childish and everyone sees me as a baby no one ever takes me seriously and I'm never responsible"

jay softened his gaze and took your face in his hands "princess you know you're the perfect fit for me right? I feel in love with you since I first saw you at the HYBE carters games, I love you and I will never let you go okay, I don't care how childish people think you are but you'll always be my baby" he leaned closer and gave you a sweet and meaningful peck on your lips and he whispered to you" I love you" you put all your worries aside and replied" I love you more baby"

jake (제이크)

you were sitting in the makeup chair in your group's changing room when you overheard some of the staff gushing about how perfect Jake,and Belle , your member,were for eachother, pointing out there soft features that resembled those of an angel, you sighed loudly at their words that stung like a thorn in your heart, you knew that it was nearly impossible for you and Jake to reveal your relationship, but why where you so ready to risk it all and show the word that Jake was your man, the boy that you kiss and cuddle, well secretly of course

you knew your career would be on the edge if anyone were to find out, I mean you were newly debuted and Jake had a wide fanbase, but you couldn't help but feel helpless as you walked towards the inkigayo bathrooms looking for a distraction from the conversation you just heard,

you bumped into someone and who was it other than Jake himself ,he looked so handsome with his current outfit and you couldn't help but notice his puppy face light up when he saw you "baby, I was coming to get you" he said after double checking for any cameras or staffs "ahh really I thought you were still in your room niki told me earlier" you replied with a less excited tone "baby are you okay?, you look down" Jae trailed off "I'm fine just tired from the comeback" you gave him a small smile "aww baby don't worry it's our last day I'll treat you to dinner after this okay princess?" he said while holding your hands

"ok baby, uhmm I have to go now bye" you quickly removed your hands when you caught a glimpse of your group manager "okay bab-" he quieted down when you disappeared, Jake looked and felt confused you always tell him I love you when you say bye so why didn't you say it, "maybe it was because her manager came" jaeyun thought to himself

you had just finished your stage and enhypen were finished before you, you headed towards your changing room when you saw the same staff but this time they looked guilty, almost sulky? you were confused until you saw Belle coming your way and telling you that she came in to see the same two staff fan girling over her and Jake and she had told them that it was inappropriate to speak about such things during working hours especially infront of the idols themselves

she then hugged you and discreetly whispered in your ear "I already talked with jake about the matter and he told me you seemed off so now change your clothes, and go meet him in the parking lot okay?" she said and patted you on the back

you quickly ran towards the parking lot after you changed into your casual clothes, you spotted Jake waiting for you beside the company car while aimlessly scrolling on his phone

while panting you said to him "Jake, baby I'm really sorry I did that to yo-" he quickly shut you up by connecting your lips together and caressing your waist with one hand and holding your chin upwards with another he tilted your head to deepen the kiss and then pulled away with his forehead on yours "I love you so much baby" I love you too Jaeyun" you replied, breathless.

sunghoon (성훈)

you and everyone knew how perfect sunghoon and wonyoung were for eachother from their icy visuals to their classy vibe, but wonyoung was your member whom you loved so much and you never even once were jealous of their relationship knowing fairly well it was fan service and nothing more

but why did it feel bittersweet to see your bf and wonnie receiving best couple award at KBS when you stood at the side staring at them with a fake smile on your face, you let your insecurities take over you and that little voice in your head was telling you that wonyoung was better, she was prettier, more elegant, she was cute, she was funny, she always captivated people with her visuals,and that she was better than you at everything!

you couldn't handle the stares filled with pity from your members, leeseo came to your side and hugged you while you were going backstage and patted your shoulder, you then felt two very familiar muscular arms holding your waist and preventing you from going any further, you sighed and turned around to see sunghoon with his pretty little mole and pale skin he grabbed you towards a more secluded area and neared you towards him

he reached down to you level and kissed your lips, you took a moment to kiss him back but you eventually did so ,he then pulled away "baby ik you might be jealous of what just happened but I promise you your my one and only, I'll choose you again and again in every universe, you're so pretty, my girl" he said while pecking your lips again you couldn't help the smile that crept up on your face you slapped his muscular chest jokingly " I was supposed to be mad at you"you said while pouting at him

he chuckled teasingly and kissed you again but this time it was more heated, he took your face in his hands and brought his closer, you moaned at the feeling and you felt his tongue on yours,you both were fighting for dominance until you heard a gasp followed by a familiar voice that belonged to wonyoung saying "aigoo what did I do to see this ,whatever, _____ when you're done eating your boyfriend's face please come here we need to head back to our dorm" you looked up at sunghoon and said" I love you hoonie byee! "

" I love you too princess, make sure to call me when you arrive okay?" " yes hoonie mwah" you said while blowing a kiss he shook his head with a stupid smile on his face " aish this girl"

(a/n: haven't posted a fic in ages sorry,the jake and sunghoon parts are heavily inspired by didi aka @/enmi-land I miss didi :(( )

[itaipava]

— christmas with f1 boys.

˒ ⌕ LANDO NORRIS

snow fight: he would take you to make angels in the snow but, when you least expected it, you would be attacked by a snowball and when you looked at him, he would act confused as if nothing had happened, so you take advantage of this moment and play more snow on him, which causes a snow fight. you lose track of time because you’re too busy throwing snow at each other while trying to hide: you laugh so much and have fun like children. after a while, he comes to you: he hugs you and kisses you several times, which makes you laugh even more because his lips are cold. later you go home to watch christmas movies while drinking hot chocolate.

˒ ⌕ DANIEL RICCIARDO

building a snowman: he would be very excited to build a snowman with you and he wouldn’t even try to hide it because honestly he probably waited all year for it to snow so he could build one with you. he would try to make it look like one of his friends but it wouldn’t work anyway. the snowman is a little jagged and deformed, but you two worked so hard on it, you love it anyway. he would let you add the finishing touches like; the scarf, the nose, and any hat you could find in the dorm that would fit your crazy snowman. his name would be from your shipp and he would take so many pictures to always remember this special and funny moment.

˒ ⌕ CARLOS SAINZ

making cookies together: he promises to help you, but he spends all the time with his arms around your waist, resting his chin on your shoulder as he watches you do all the work by yourself. but after you complain, he helps you cut the cookie dough in the shape of stars and christmas trees, complaining about how cliché it is but still enjoying spending time with you: this moment is so precious and genuine to him, spending this day with you it’s truly a blessing. and when the cookie is done, he smiles and brags about being an amazing cook

˒ ⌕ CHARLES LECLERC

ice skating; he would pick you up on a date, not telling you where you were going; so you would be very surprised when he pulls into the parking lot of an outdoor ice skating rink. it would be all decorated for the holiday with christmas lights everywhere and it’s so beautiful you can’t stop smiling and admiring the place around you. you’d probably need to wear those things kids use and hold so they don’t fall on the ice and he’d quickly grab it for you, trying to hide the smile on his face. he just circles around you while you barely move and try not to fall. when you start to get a little more used to it, he grabs your hands and holds you to keep you steady, looking sweetly at you. asking strangers to take a picture of you two for him to send to his family as a keepsake. then he’d buy you hot chocolate later and walk around town with you until it’s time to go home <3

˒ ⌕ OSCAR PIASTRI

going to shop together: walking through the crowded mall hand in hand as christmas music plays softly on the intercoms. after buying some presents for your friends (with you having to help him because he has no idea what to buy) you decide to split up to buy presents for each other; at the end of the day he takes you to dinner in a beautiful and comforting place. he lightly pats your hand on the table as you wait for your food to arrive, enjoying the snow falling outside.

˒ ⌕ LEWIS HAMILTON

decorating the christmas tree: he would have all the trinkets and decorations ready when you get there and he would smile a little embarrassed at how excited he is; he would take it so seriously; it would be so cute and precious. he probably has a color scheme for all the embellishments and decorations, so everything matches and that makes you even more enchanted. he helps you to place all the ornaments that are too high on the tree for you to reach; smiling without you noticing because he doesn’t want this moment so unique and pure to end ever. he also loves taking photos of you distracted while you decorate the tree or when you pet roscoe who watches the two of you with curiosity. he also likes to take several photos of the three of you together, to save this precious and genuine moment and to post everywhere — and brag about having a beautiful family.

˒ ⌕ MAX VERSTAPPEN

making a gingerbread house: he’s the one who came up with the idea and honestly he’s really good at it! he is very focused and silent as he puts the frosting on the walls of the house, but he also gets even more intense and focused as he glues the walls together, whispering something like “no sudden moves, babe.” as if it were the most important thing of all. but of course, he would still have fun with it and mess with you a bit; he probably smears frosting on your cheek or nose and kisses you with the excuse to ‘clean up’ but you two would also discuss how to decorate the outside of the house; he wants to use chewing gum as a doorknob and you want to make one with glace; it takes hours to finish, but once done it looks amazing; it’s a mix of both of your design ideas and you both love it <3

[raggedypina]

𝒫𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒷𝒶𝑔𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑒𝓂𝒷𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒-

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you took a group of strangers, put them all on a world tour, with a producer who has no idea what he's doing and has zero dignity?

If you answered a sitcom you are completely right!

Having been fired from her job as an accountant and without any hope of getting a decent job, Pomni is found singing without commitment by Caine, who secures a place in the band for the woman. What she expected to be a successful band actually turns out to be a decadent group full of drama and internal problems.

(They couldn't even decide on the theme of the band's name, common on)

She hopes to get at least the basics to eat now

𝕸𝖊𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖘𝖙:

(Main one's for now)

Questions:

Can i shipp these characters? Yes, have fun. Go wild!

Can i make fanart of this? Absolute yes! Have fun! Just tag me! I wanna see it!

Can I make nsfw art? Yep! Have fun doing so i guess.

Can i ask questions about the au? Please do!

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Lore corner:

"what kind of music do they sing and who was the singer before Pomni arrived?":

Each member likes a specific style

Ragatha - Pop and indie

Gangle - Foreign and electronic

Kinger - Country and Jazz

Jax - Rock and Blues

Zooble - Heavy Metal and punk

With Jax being the main star, he took the initiative to be the voice of the band, making the theme more towards rock, although they usually sing more funk and folk songs

Kaufmo was the former singer, he left after Jax antagonized, ignored and played several aggressive and embarrassing pranks on him for months in a row. He believes that the clown and Zooble were the main culprits for Ragatha breaking up with him, and while Zooble does not tolerate the antics, Kaufmo was more sensitive.

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Comics (chronological order):

A part of you to show

Bad first impression

First meeting

New surroundings

Face it now

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Drawings (chronological order):

Backstage dance

Musical cuddle

Same Night

Same moment

Hound Dog

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Videos (chronological order):

What once was

Im a pit

[whokilledjared]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is be himself. (& takes on social media)

Hi.

I'm lonely.

The moment I got "two weeks off school" in sophomore year, life went to 4x speed & I can't turn it off no matter how hard I try.

Maybe COVID-19 adolescence did numbers on me. Somewhere between the iPhone 5c and ChatGPT, 14-hour screen times have live-streamed to me a steady, homogenous death of culture.

Nothing is cool anymore. Nothing is sacred. Every movement is a trend, and every cult classic a sequel.

The value we place on things being beautiful, on being "cool," and our gatekept appreciation of how hard these things were to find: it's been co-opted, or perhaps stolen. It's been stolen by the new merchant class. "Disruptors" and "innovators" turning our lives into a burgeoning black mirror prequel. Soon, we'll graduate too, and we'll wring every morsel of value in each others' lives dry for cash.

Plain and simple, I think we're being manipulated.

Your dates are an algorithm. Your music is a social signal. And Zuck knows when you sleep.*

God. What the fuck are we doing???

“Individuation is becoming the thing which is not the ego, and that is very strange.” — Carl Jung

Recently, I deleted Instagram. My first impulse was to post a story or something, announcing my departure. But then, I thought that would be lame.

I got rid of my account, too. Kinda. Over 1 year, over 800 followers removed, and what remains of me is a little grey icon, and "JM_0000000010" where my name and face used to be.

yay.

There were many people I wish I could have been friends with, but I wonder, too, why I find myself so drawn to the validation of others. Does social media affect me worse, or do we all just choose to ignore it, languishing in private?

At any rate, this last year has almost felt like re-learning how to be a human being.

Personally, I think one of the biggest markers for maturity is when you become willing to disappoint the people you know in favor of what feels right to you, when you start to unravel the stories you’ve told yourself (or been told) about who you are and what you should be. In short, the sluttiest thing a man can do is be himself.

And sometimes, I think about every college student that has ever lived. My grandmother, my dad, and so on. Just consider for a moment all kids who graduated before 2010:

What was it like for the ones in 1940? To walk around, before a campus had computers? In 2006: To meet someone pretty, but forget their number? In 1999: To cram into dorms, and watch Seinfeld live on-air?

Would I, like my dad in 1988, have braved cold night, brisk wind, & landline phone-call just to knock and see if my friends were too busy to hang?

What stories could I tell if there was even the slightest chance of getting lost on the way home from a party?

Humans are social creatures. We crave our friends like water. To me, the clearest difference between Dasani and Instagram is that one of them comes in a bottle.

Yet despite these distractions and comforts we have in 2024, somehow, we still have engineering students. People who carve out time in their day to sit down, look at paper, and solve differential equations. But then, that's not so hard, is it? It just takes time. Precious, fucking, time.

At Meta, leagues and leagues of these engineers power behavioral scientists, who are competing for the highest salary. Their benchmarks? Your FOMO. Guilt. Anxiety. Obsession. The worse you feel, the more you engage with their content. The more you engage with their content, well, you're starting to get the point.

Try something for me: Open up Instagram, but don't tap anything. What happens? How many little animations? How many tiny nudges prompting you to get lost? Our home-pages are billion-dollar diving boards, hoisting us over engineered catacombs of subconscious quicksand.

My homepage is my FOMO, my envy, and my crushes. The pain and struggle of trying to be someone who I am not. My little existential crises, bundled-up, packaged, and shipped with a like button.

To abandon your social networks entirely, however, requires a safety net of close friends. After all, your friends are online, and you'd be miserable without them.

This is the problem with our monkey brains. Millennia of sociological natural-selection have made us quite great at feeling terrible. We're damn good at making tribal status games to play with, too.

Seeking refuge in quirked up septum piercings and boygenius listeners, my time in counter-cultural, alternative "scenes" between St. Louis and Tampa has shown me that even the weirdest of folks and the most removed can accidentally find themselves reduced to nothing more than high-school popularity contests. Even if I love them. Even if they're amazing people. We're human.

We can't "quit social media" as much as we can't "quit bottled water" Sure, we can, but it's inconvenient. And even without a bottle, we're still drinking water.

So I lost touch with my friends. I got no new updates on their lives. I forced myself into the inconvenience of not having a phone to reach for in fleeting moments of boredom. Suddenly, I was out of the loop. Suddenly, I was bored. And suddenly, nobody missed me. My only friends were the ones I had the time to text. Everyone else ... does not exist.

Weekends have become more valuable than ever. Without the empty social calories of seeing my friends' pictures, I find myself planning hangouts as often as my schedule allows. I have more lunches, more study sessions, and more is done in the company of less.

And I have the time to breathe.

And in this calm, I think I found my answer: it's my misplaced ambition. These fears of anxiety and people I thought I would miss, they seem represent something I want to see more of within myself. Something I want to develop, lean into more deeply, as an individual. And I think that's quite normal; to look out into the world and feel attracted to things we want to see more of. This is, I think, how everyone develops their own definition of beauty — and of coolness. It's largely the intersection of what we find most interesting, and what we want to see more of in the world. Because beauty and coolness, by definition, are rare and hard to find. If they were everywhere, nothing be beautiful, nor would anything be cool.

When we all turn into wrinkles and cataracts, bad backs and heart attacks, for a brief, glorious moment, our lives are going to flash before our eyes. In this moment, you'll see your story. The ultimate progression of you.

How much of that will be skibidi toilet and reaction clips? How much of that will be arguing on the internet? Can you tell me, just how much of your life will you have skipped over to pacify your intentionally-lowered attention span?

That girl whose number you couldn't find Those passing questions over coffee that you couldn't search on Google The boredom of a subway ride

Those are not inconveniences, they're what the older generations refer to as "life."

* (oh, but if you can't sleep, consider this aside: Google knows the angle you walk at, how fast you're walking, and they've got crowdsourced pictures of everywhere around you at all times of the day. fun bedtime thoughts <3)

[endless-ineffabilities]

Hello ☺️, I wanted to tell you that I think you are an incredible writer and I always look forward eagerly and excitedly to what you write 💞💞. I have an idea for Chemical Override (based on something you said about Ewan creating an Instagram to follow the reader), maybe when Ewan has Instagram, he could like posts from fan accounts of their shipp and even like edits of their characters (and maybe even share the edits on his Instagram stories with the shipp's name hashtag). I hope you are doing well 😊💖💗, I am very excited to keep reading Chemical Override and the upcoming stories you post 😊.

thank you so much, luv!

I hear ya, but for some reason I don't envision Ewan as being a story poster on Insta, much less someone who actively uses it at all 😂 He just had the urge to follow the reader and show her off with that one post...

But he's definitely lurking, and he may have or will accidentally like some photos of her from a fanpage or edits of them or just news about her in general.

Oblivious to how the gram works, he won't realise this until it's in all the headlines - and imagine this happening while they're broken up 🥲

[louissatturi]

Would this character be invited in a paulkins wedding? (I'm ignoring forever and always just because)

Tom Houston and Tim Houston - they are what rested of emma's family (Jane) so even if they warent in the best terms she would invite them

Emma's parents- she would NOT invite them, because they are probably dead or abusive since she dosen't talk about them AT ALL

Ziggy - Emma probably would already have her pot farm and this is basicly the only canon Emma friend we ever get in the whole Hatchetfield verse series

Professor Hidgens- i think she would get super close to him and invite him out of pity

Linda Monroe- "this dosent make sanse, Emma would 1000% hate linda" well do you think linda Monroe would simplily NOT attend the wedding of the sister of her dead friend? Also she would give some nice gift since she is rich and stuff

Overall Emma would have a very small guest section and she wouldn’t invite a lot of people

PAUL IN THE OTHER HAND!

Paul's family - Paul is a avarege men, he would 100% invite all his biológical family even tho he dosen't like all his family menbers

Bill and Alice WoodWard - that is his BestFriendForever out here! Not only that but Bill is also his best men (Alice was also invited because Bill wanted her there)

Charlotte Sweetly - he thought it would be a nice way to make her more chill and he took pity on her talking about her wedding and she would help them with the preperations

Ted Spankoffski - he did't wanted to invite him but the ted confronted him about it and then he was invited

General McNamara: i think they would be besties in every timeline they meet and i think he would LOVE weddings

Barry Swifty - i just think it's funny that he is there in forever and always and i like to think that he is besties with paukins for some random reason

Mr Davidson- he is 100% scared of his boss and invited him just to keep face

Melissa - i just think it's funny Melissa being there because she canonicly has a crush on him and HATES Emma

Characters that warent invited but are there because they are the + 2 of the people invited

Becky Barnes- Defenily not tom's girlfriend

Deb - bill was NOT happy to having to deal with deb but their relationship is better

Sylvia - she is his girlfriend in forever and always and i want a bill with a good romantic love life sorry

Frank - i shipp him with Barry sorry (jeff and corey have INSANE quimistry)

Pete Spankoffski - he was dragged along because ted wanted to show him how to pick up woman in weddings

The random peep agent that joey played in tgwdlm - okay this is basicly a saf-Hatchetfield oc because of the headcannon that actor joey ritcher have that his character is MacNamara son and i loved it so much so yeah he is there and his name is Owen MacNamara and he has a boyfriend named Agent Curt Mega, sorry

[the-avengers-ate-my-tongue]

State Of Disgrace (smut)

Summary: Being a Roy is harder than it looks.

Shipp: Kendall Roy x Cousin!Reader, Roman Roy x Cousin!Reader

Words: 2699k

Disclaimer: SMUT! it's not really proofread, I have to say, but I kinda like the way it came out.

I was five and he was six. We rode on horses made of sticks. He wore black and I wore white, he would always win the fight. 

I used to shoot him down.

Being a child was easy enough. Being a Roy child, however, was a bit more capricious than a regular household.

My mother died in childbirth. She was a lovely woman by the eyes of friends, a gold digger by the malicious judgements of others. Nevertheless, for me, she was nothing but a stranger. My father was Alistair Roy, the youngest brother of my uncle Logan, who tragically also died of extreme sadness due the loss of my mother. 

Some called it depression. I used to call it his swan song.

I moved in with Logan Roy at the raw age of two. Before that, I'd never even met him. My father, before his tragic passing, was just like uncle Ewan, you see. He avoided any further familiar contact with the capitalist monster and ruler of the empire of disgrace Waystar was to them. 

Uncle Logan was not a warm man. His wife, Caroline, was even worse. So, every warmth needed by a two year old was entirely given by my older cousins — whom I had also never met before — and Roman.

Roman and I had the same age, me being just a couple of months older. We grew instantly attached  hip to hip, so much everyone else started to call us "the twins". It was not, however, a praise title, but a Shakespearean war name, for ever since we'd got enough motor skills, we began to explore the vast world that extended to the huge grounds of our mansion. Then Siobhan came, a needy, smiley little girl that resembled her father so much. Connor and Kendall were excited with their new sister; I feared the small ounces of attention I gained daily would be threatened by her charming toothless smile and spikey gingerish hair. And Roman, as much as he was also happy with the new sister, shared the same inconscient dread, the crumbs he used to get from his mother as the youngest slowly fading away. That's when we got more and more agitated, gaining a few more reprimands as soon as another nanny would quit. 

I particularly remember a day where Roman and I distracted the nannies for one minute, fleeing to the pool area. It was a windy day; the crystal water trembled and rippled, the soft movements catching my clueless attention like Narcissus was caught by his reflection. However, instead of languishing away, I came too close, my balance still in development. 

The water received me with the cut of a thousand blades, cold as the feeling of danger that felt like a punch in my stomach. Roman's screams rang in my ears and, after almost half a minute submerged, it began to resemble a sorrowful howl, like a wolf pup. I was four, too young to fully comprehend what was happening, too old to suppress the memory of peace that instilled in my heart. I was no longer the sad little orphan, the spare suitcase that couldn't find its place.

Roman's howls were gone. In an instant, I would lose my sight as well. The deep, vast blue of the pool water and the tiles, the reflection of light on the surface above me were the only things I could see. My lungs, a few moments ago burning up with the invasion of that intruder substance, were now obsolete and dispensable. My body felt feeble and, for a moment, I was only pure conscience. 

It was right at that moment that Roman's face came to my mind. How could I ever leave him? We were parts of the same molding, made of the same matter. How could I allow him to carry the guilt of my accidental death for the rest of his life? 

That was not my call, though. I couldn't swim. If it wasn't for Connor, who was bringing some girl over to the infamous little pool house and heard Roman's cries for help, I would be dead and buried. I can still remember the feeling of the water being launched out of my lungs through my sore throat, the desperate sound of coughing and the tears that stained Roman's face while he stared at me still in panic with the prospect of losing me. That's precisely when I just knew we belonged together, as kindred souls, platonic or not.

Unfortunately, I would also find out later in life I would do anything in my power to feel that kind of lugubrious peace again. Furthermore, that state of disgrace would also bring me closer to another one of my cousins. 

Seasons came and changed the time. When I grew up, I called him mine.

He would always laugh and say

"Remember when we used to play?"

Restless adolescence. I began sipping on drinks when uncle Logan or Caroline weren't paying enough attention, developing quite a taste for neat whiskey. At thirteen, I drank (and cursed) like a middle aged sailor. At fifteen, all the alcohol was locked up and the waiters were instructed to keep an eye on me at parties. 

It was also the age of fickle flings and steamy makeouts with any boy who gave me enough attention — or enough booze. Never been much of a fan of stimulants, but the barbiturates… They were my bestest friends, knocking me out sometimes for a whole day, making the world seem distorted and distant from my usual cold reality. There was no one left to acknowledge my problems; Connor had moved out, Kendall was at Harvard and Logan had sent Roman to a military boarding school to try and cut a bit of our almost symbiotic connection. Shiv was penetrating the fearsome gates of puberty, so no one was able to keep a two minute conversation with her anymore. The nannies or maids weren't paid enough to care, and Logan's corporative minions only extended their attention when I used business vocabulary. Once I realized that, I began to read every piece of news, fully understand what meant to rule a media conglomerate and excerpts about corporate business. It was brain porn to me. Knowledge was as addictive as the drugs and booze, and I was a junkie craving attention like a moth to a flame.

Caroline left, leaving Shiv and I as the only girls in the house. I chose to take a step to the spotlight, being able to impress whoever tried to sink in deeper with my knowledge and grownup words. She's so mature for her age. So clever. So smart. She's got class conscience. Little Y/n Roy is all grown up! Logan noticed my sudden interest and stimulated as much as he could without showing any favoritism on my behalf, bringing me to Waystar with him sometimes, allowing Gerri to guide me on whatever I wanted to know and understand when it came to business. That actually brought me closer to the blonde, austere woman; I sought a motherly figure to tend to my emotional needs like a junkie with a needle. 

I was also surprisingly good at corporative game. It was like playing poker, the one who pretends the best gets to count the cards and win. Board vision. I began to, as my Sherlock Holmes books expertly instructed, actually observe more than just see. 

A peck with the teeth in the nails. A quick lick or bite on the bottom lip. Dilated pupils, nostrils flaring. Avoiding eye contact. All signs of discomfort or vice versa became crystal clear to me, showing up like Christmas lights. That also taught me to be an even better player, and I became a virtuoso of deceit. The difficulty of interaction I had with people I hated had faded completely and now, at sixteen years old, I felt absolutely nothing but a huge void that came with being in control of all my feelings. Sentiments made me weak, I had learned. It clouds the judgment and proliferates like maggots on rotting flesh. If one loses control over it, it's gone. 

That should also include vices, so I mannered my consumption, elaborating some sort of twisted diet with small albeit enough doses. Being in control  was exhilarating, and I felt as if I was at the top of the world. Drinks? Only in parties of sorts and reunions, and a single glass. Drugs? Just to keep me concentrated or calm, nothing more. Uncle Logan began to see my improvement, and a conversation about business school had been approached. 

After a while, however, it started to get a bit dull, always knowing the right thing to say or what everyone wanted to hear. Defiance and rebellion were in my veins. Uncle Ewan told my dad he wasn't going to marry my mom; uncle Logan, so I've heard, forbid him to bring her into family gatherings. Many scenes were detailed crudely by the press over the years, painting my parents as the villains of a dynasty and uncle Logan as some sort of Zeus almighty. For weeks, I expected the perfect opportunity for misbehaving. Nothing serious enough to reach my uncle's ears, but to, at the very least, assure my conscience I was still the same Y/n Roy, daughter of Alistair and Giorgiana Roy. I was in paradise craving the forbidden fruit without even knowing how it would manifest.

Until Kendall came back from Harvard for Thanksgiving holidays. 

He looked different then, somehow cooler, more confident and laid-back than he usually was. It was kind of comic how attractive Kendall could be when he wasn't looking like he had a pine tree up his ass. After dinner, I managed to suggest an innocent gathering in my bedroom to talk about college and news from the world outside the golden cage we were usually trapped into. 

"Hey, you should try this" he suddenly pulls a small bag of cocaine from his pocket, waving it in front of my eyes like a plate of meat to a starving dog. "Seriously, this is the shit."

I laughed in contained mockery, knowing that, if Kendall somehow felt diminished, he would slip through my fingers like sand. Instead, I watch him prepare some lines to blow using one of my school notebooks as support. Two lines after and I can no longer see the greenish of his irises, black englobing everything. If possible, he looks even more confident, this sort of bellicosity making him even more appealing to me. 

I switch my crossed legs from position. His now dark eyes accompany the movement, narrowing. I'm wearing a short skirt, and the way I move my legs makes me look like I'm recreating that one famous scene from Basic Instinct. 

He stares in silence for a few seconds, studying my face, seeming to be gathering the guts to do something. 

"Do you like what you see?" I suddenly ask, new acquired courage, one of my hands traveling through my dressed body. Kendall shuts his eyes, taking a deep breath trying to restrain himself. I wait for no response, pulling one of his hands and placing it right on one of my breasts, the warmth of his touch allowing a small sigh to escape my lips.

"Y/n… what uh… what game are you playing here?" He tries to organize his thoughts, but I purr like a kitten as if that simple touch of his feels like the grasp of a flame in the coldest winter. "Oh, fuck… don't… don't do that, come on."

"Don't act like you don't want it to happen. I don't see you removing your hand" I crawl in his direction, stopping from inches of his mouth. "I want you, Ken."

"Y/n, this isn't right, I mean, I'm fucking older than you, we're cousins…"

"So? So what? Come on, Ken. Don't you ever get tired of being a fucking model to this family? Daddy's little toy soldier?" I jolted forward, sitting on his lap. He doesn't stop me. "I fucking want you. How many were brave enough to say that to your face?"

I lick my lips as I rub my hips against his and a low grunt echoes on his throat. He looks almost helpless; it's pathetic. I can feel his dick getting hard underneath the dark denim pants, and that gives me some sort of enigmatic power, like I'm a form of Venus. Kendall's hands lift my skirt, moist visible in my underwear, almost staining his pants. 

"Fuck, Y/n… how are you so wet already?" He pushes my panties aside, losing his patience and ripping it apart, making me giggle. I start humping against his pants while kissing his jawline, touching his lips with mine for the first time. He tasted like minties, cigarettes and a bit of the whiskey we drank after dinner. After that, he finally decided to let go; his tongue invaded my mouth with passion, and he made me lay down on the floor, towering over me. I pulled his shirt, throwing it across the room, sucking the sensitive spot on his neck that caused him to let out some sexy moans with his deep voice. My cunt was pulsing to the point it started to actually hurt a bit.

"I need you, Ken." I said, starting to unbutton his jeans. 

"What a greedy little thing you are" he pulls my hands away, trapping them on the floor above my head by my wrists. With the free hand, he took his dick off his pants, the tip glowing with precum. 

He finally rested between my legs, the feeling of his head against my entrance making me a bit nervous for the first time that night. I got even more wet just with the expectation, and just when I was about to rush him, he entered me without a warning, a loud moan escaping my lips. My nails carved the skin of his hand, and he hastily quieted down my whimpers with a sloppy kiss, letting go of my arms and allowing me to wrap them around him.

"You okay?" He questioned, his gorgeous green eyes looking so sweet, so concerned, that I actually felt slightly guilty of using him to achieve my own whims. With a smile, I nod, and he moves painfully slow inside me, my breathing intensifying. It hurt at the beginning, but soon, the pain started to give in, and my hips began to synchronize with his own movements like an intricate dance, sweat accumulating on my forehead. My whole skin felt hot, feverish, and my hands grabbed Kendall's ass to pull him closer, my legs wrapped around his lower back.

His breathing changed, and he squeezed my skin so rough I was sure it would leave bruises tomorrow. 

"Y/n… fuck, wait… I'm gonna…" his body began to tremble as he fastened his movements, and a louder grunt came out of him while he poured himself inside me, leaning his forehead against mine. 

Our breaths mixed up, sweat dripping out, and a now pleasant and new pain between my legs. He laid on top of me until he became too heavy to endure, rolling his body sideways afterwards, laying on the cool marbled floor. I turn down on my stomach to face him, the cold white marble alleviating the pressure on my low abdomen. He looks herculean with his hair all messed up, face glistening with small drops of sweat and a peaceful manner in his eyes, eyes no longer darkened by the drugs, but clearer like leaves on springtime. 

We kissed a few more times, talked about trivialities, and he left soon after, placing a kiss on my shoulder, too hasty to record and too soft to ignore.

The matter was hardly discussed afterwards, and I never mentioned he was my first, not even when it happened again, and again. For many years, I told no one, the secret feeling like a little barb around my lower abdomen every time I saw him. 

Until I felt safe enough to share it with Roman. But that's a story for another time. 

[beanghostprincess]

This a AU my mind create and I loved this-

What if, instaed of dying when Sanji was a kid, Sora just was on a coma? But Judge tells that she died to Sanji? Then, everything of the canon happens and the boy run away, just to some months later, Sora wake from the coma and discovers her beloved son was dead?

Judge says to her move on, the failure isn't worth of all the sadness, she is a queen and have a kingdom. But something don't make sense in the history, and Reiju ends up telling the truth to her mother.

And Sora is SO mad, like, how Judge DARES doing this to her child?! After this, she decides to run away, wanting to find her son and live with him. Because even if she hates saying that, she can't do anything for her other sons.

Sora starts to try to find Sanji, living with the money she steal. After months of doing this, she's just on another day when Sora finds a restaurant named Baratie, and isn't so bad have a quickly meal, isn't it?

After eating the best meal she ever have (and think how Sanji will love the place), she is going to pay when she see a little boy with blonde hair, one of his eyes hide from his hair and a beautiful blue eye. And he is SO similar to her boy, she thinks, looking him until Zeff appear and start to talk with the boy, calling him Sanji. And it's like the world stops to Sora.

She go at them, carefully, before saying a "hello" and then Sanji looks at her, and he can't believe how this women looks like his mother, but can't be her, she's dead. He just looks at her, wide eyes, and then she presents herself as "Vinsmoke Sora" and now it's Sanji's time to fell the world stop.

They have a beautiful and happy and sad reencounter, and Zeff is happy for his boy. He hears Sora's explanation about everything and decides to let her live with them too (because the eggplant deserve some happiness, and he also can't let the boy go away).

And Sora is SO gratefull, she thanks him a thousand times and start to work cooking at the Baratie, finally free from Germa and certainly that her boy is okay. Zeff and Sora end up marrying, and they live happy and together.

She's in the Baratie when the Strawhats appear and Sanji joins him, but none of them see her. She supports him to no end and always cry from proundness when his bounty is higer (and yes, she's pissed because the marine put the fucking lastname "Vinsmoke" in the poster). It's strange in the first months, because her boy is not there and she's worried, but after some time she ends up acostumed.

Bonus: after she discover about WCI, Sora is SO worried that she convince Sanji to let her be some months in his ship, and then she know the crew (they love her, they finally understand how Sanji manage to bem so sweet) and discovers that her son is actually her daughter, and she supports him to no end. (The Strawhats are there, hearing when Sanji tells her and all of them are happy of hear all her support to Sanji)

And maybe, she knows her daughters boyfriend. (This can be any shipp, Lusan, Zosan, Lawsan, Sanuso or Acesan. And the moment will be so funny and perfect-)

This is ADORABLE and I love all the AUs with Sora because she's just perfect. The perfect mom. This is so sweet :((

[siiversans]

OwO‽ I don't believe it, you really answered me QwQ and I thought you didn't have much time, and you think I'm sweet? What a beautiful person you are. Q u e e m o c i o n ! ! Well, sorry if these questions are bothering you a bit, but I didn't leave them to you before because I didn't know if you would be okay or available, plus the text was already long enough, Even I would be too lazy to read. Finally, here I leave you the following questions:

1) What exactly is that necklace that Hotaru! Frisk and Gin! Sans have for? Since when Gin! Sans died supposedly I would have to respawn with that at least, but I think I missed a part and didn't understand xd.

2) Are you ever going to do the story or you have no ideas and are you going to postpone it for the moment? I didn't see that movie, it looks nice so I might look for it at some point, But I would like to know what the story that you propose in your AU would be like, I think it would be great.

3) Why Tonbo! Chara is inside Kin! Papyrus? I think that was never explained or I don't know, maybe it didn't appear to me.

4) Do you like or dislike errorink? I like Frans, I don't care if he's gay, but I also like sanscest (I think it's written like that xd).

5) Is it confirmed that the Frisk of your AU is male? Or is it still a mystery and you just joke with its gender? It doesn't matter to me but I ask out of curiosity owo.

6) If I ask you for a drawing, would you do it? Or only for commissions?.

7) Who is Goatgurt (or yogurt) Asriel? I thought it was Tandoku! Asriel until I saw that he came out of the giant flower xD I felt so stupid jsjsjjssjs.

8) Why can't you leave comments on posts? Or does it only appear that way to me? Because I see that they are all deactivated.

9) What do Silveredge and Silverware mean? I know they are shipps but the names make me curious, also that of the children. Well, I think that was it. Wow that's a lot of text x,p sorry TwT I write too much almost what I think sometimes. I'm not one to edit things, I don't understand much of it, that's why I don't translate comics for others, I can barely manage jsjsjsjs. Bueno, Saravade linda😘

Ah sí, I almost forgot, won't you show me an OC of you? Since every artist has one and I would like to know how you look like x³

1) What exactly is that necklace that Hotaru! Frisk and Gin! Sans have for? Since when Gin! Sans died supposedly I would have to respawn with that at least, but I think I missed a part and didn't understand xd.

that will come into play soon :)

like. SUPER soon. like when we get back to hotaru soon!

2) Are you ever going to do the story or you have no ideas and are you going to postpone it for the moment? I didn't see that movie, it looks nice so I might look for it at some point, But I would like to know what the story that you propose in your AU would be like, I think it would be great.

if you mean gin's pre-outcode story, actually, yes! yes i will :)

it's a secret as to how or why right now but i'll probably reveal it properly when we get to that point in the plot (i'm busy with school right now!)

3) Why Tonbo! Chara is inside Kin! Papyrus? I think that was never explained or I don't know, maybe it didn't appear to me.

please imagine him as a combo of cross!sans and killer!sans!

bonus info: kin is mostly based on disbelief and handplates papyrus!

this is their dynamic! (apologies if theyre hard to translate)

as for how they both ended up this way, you can either ask about it to them or wait :)

4) Do you like or dislike errorink? I like Frans, I don't care if he's gay, but I also like sanscest (I think it's written like that xd).

i love errorink. it's in no way canon to this story or au but my current au fic is all about errink and i also run @errinkgarbagedump!

5) Is it confirmed that the Frisk of your AU is male? Or is it still a mystery and you just joke with its gender? It doesn't matter to me but I ask out of curiosity owo.

hotaru is amab (assigned male at birth) non-binary!

their pronouns are they/them, prefer presenting masc/androgynous (only a lot of the time! there are exceptions)

6) If I ask you for a drawing, would you do it? Or only for commissions?.

right now, i take little requests with tips on my ko-fi!

i can be a bit slow at responding and finishing the requests though <:)

7) Who is Goatgurt (or yogurt) Asriel? I thought it was Tandoku! Asriel until I saw that he came out of the giant flower xD I felt so stupid jsjsjjssjs.

goatgurt is the asriel from @asktheamalgamategoat! his story is concluded on the blog and i got the honor of taking care of little yogurt boy for the rest of time on my blog and story ^-^ <3

8) Why can't you leave comments on posts? Or does it only appear that way to me? Because I see that they are all deactivated.

i'll have to check on that! i changed the blog's tumblr settings some time back :p

9) What do Silveredge and Silverware mean? I know they are shipps but the names make me curious, also that of the children.

silveredge is just the ship name for gin x fell! it was just the name that came naturally and i felt fit them :)

silverware specifically was because me and my friends were joking around that "lol cross has knives. gink cutlery animatic. silverware, get it?" and there it is LOL

the names for the ship kids (im assuming sterling and rust specifically) was just because i thought it fit them and the ship :p

that's all!!! thank you so much for sending so many questions!!! i love writing these and answering them, im really honored someone finds these many details and has so many questions about it 😭💖

[ask-serendipity-sky]

https://www.tumblr.com/serendipitous-sky/721043384543870976/taekookers-are-so-miserable-because-their-shipp?source=share

"Taekookers are so miserable, because their shipp doesn't makes sense unless they paint JM like a bad guy" hypocrite. Not the same jkks who had been caught to hate on Tae in a space. Calling him attention seeker and queer baiter, shit stirrer and inconsiderate. Acknowledge your own shit first before coming on people who you think you're better than them while you're as worse and even more.

Hi anon,

Oh? Is that not what Tae is doing?

Because as far as I'm concerned, he is dating a woman but queer baits by name dropping or using anything Jungkook for no reason, stirring shit by feeding his crumbs to his vile shippers who then give him the attention he seeks and cause massive hate to his band mate which, in my opinion, makes you an incredibly inconsiderate person. Oh, and a hypocrite.

You know the definition of a hypocrite, right? When someone's words or actions contradict what they really feel.

I have been very clear about my take on Tae. So I'm not the hypocrite here.

What space are you talking about? The one with a few thousands hating on Jimin? Oh, that was the one by tkkrs. The tkkrs that Tae keeps feeding.

And again, my issues with Tae have nothing to do with Jikook, he is not a threat to Jikook. My issues with him come from being Jimin's fan.

I'm not going to take back what I said because I'm speaking from watching Tae do this repeatedly for over a year now.

Now, I am not a perfect person. Far from it. But do I think I'm better than Tae? Yes. And the opinion of an anonymous person on the internet will not make me think otherwise.

I really need to place a big banner on top of my blog that says "I don't care about your opinion on my thoughts." Maybe that will stop people from being so bold and thinking they have the right to come tell me what to think.

If you don't agree with my take, block me and keep defending Tae. But don't you dare say you love Jimin if you keep defending the people who cause him hate.

Goodbye. And thank you for stopping by.

[docheros]

this is for you @uhhbeans my most beloved

ok so like. originally seán made a game about the egos that was so successfull that a company that makes movies approached him with an offer to make a movie based on his game

BUT

we all know what seán is doing to these characters now, the anomaly found video and the comics are just the tip of the iceberg. so, let's revamp the actor au!!

(backstory, info about the actors and some headcanons under the cut)

before we properly start: seán is friends with a guy named antony; they started to talk when "jacksepticeye" was created, antony used to help him with some of the editing. so, in this universe, antony was one of the editors along with alice

seán always discussed this story with his editors, and antony was the one that really motivated, gave new stories, reasons, showed how he could make it better, and act better as well!! he's an actor too :]

so, when seán (i'm repeating his name too much sorry) started to change the route of the story and said he wanted something more serious, antony (and a team, ofc) helped him develop Anomaly Found. and for all his help and ideas, seán asked his friend to portray anti from now on. and antony couldn't be more honoured

so, anomaly found happens! seán's chase here like irl. and the comics come out, and much more stuff, etc etc. to give the egos an ending, he decides to make it a movie, but since he couldn't like. act as 5 dudes and at the same time help with production, he decided to hire actors!

WITH YOU, THE SEPTIC CREW!!

Elias Schmidt, German, 32, as Henrik Von Schneeplestein!

Ryan White, American, 35, as Chase Brody!

Oliver Williams, British, 39, as Marvin the Magnificent!

Patrick O'Brien, Irish, 35, as JackieBoyMan!

George Cole, British, 43, as Jameson Jackson!

and finally, Antony Moore, British, 40, as AntiSepticEye!

and now, some headcanons of this AU for the soul :]

Seán and Antony were the ones to make the auditions, and they both wanted actors that could bring their experiences and thoughts into the characters

bc of that, Elias' german (but not a doctor, that'd be asking too much), George's mute and Patrick's autistic

Elias is very good at acting as Henrik, but he's not like him in the slightest. he's the youngest of the crew and a big jokester

despite that, he loves Henrik to bits! he's always doing lives and videos like "henrik answers your questions" while they're filming

this is Ryan's first big budget movie, and he's kinda nervous about it

different from Chase, he isn't married and honestly hates alcohool. when asked, he usually says "so is anyone interested in being my stacy? aside from the divorce and well. the horrors"

Elias jokes he's much more like initial Chase (he watched all the videos about the egos, even if Seán said it's not necessary bc a lot changed) and Ryan's much more like fanon Henrik

Patrick and Ryan are the most serious of the crew, it's hard to get a smile out of them. that doesn't mean they don't enjoy the movie or their company, ofc!

Antony's a dad! his son plays as Chase's kid bc it was the only kid that wasn't scared of Anti's makeup (and the antiaverage shippers of this universe enjoy this fact a lot)

Oliver and George are the ones who unintentionally spoil the most

Oliver looovees to talk and read about Marvin shipps. he's feeding the marvelsepticeye shippers very well!

Patrick on the other side isn't very happy in joining his shenanigans lol

George is a modern man, he loves his cellphone and his bluetooth earphones, so acting as Jameson (a man from 1920s) was a bit of a challenge to him, but he loves challenges!

he's very vocal about ableism towards mute people. and also very vocal about jj's sexual life

if they ever went to buzzfeed to promote the movie, Patrick would loooove the puppy interviews and George and Elias would loooove the "[x] reads thirst tweets"

when asked if they knew jacksepticeye,

Elias: ofc, who doesn't? i used to watch his videos all the time! what do you mean he's the one behind this

Ryan: i used to watch a bit when i was younger, we're the same age so it was like hanging out with a friend. what do you mean he's the one behind this

Oliver: ooh, i guess so? my siblings used to watch this dude like, all day. he's the one doing this? neat, i guess

Patrick: of course, everytime i mentioned i'm from Ireland people used to be like "omg jacksepticeye's from there!!!", it kinda annoyed me. he's the director????... he didn't hear me, right?

George, signing: who?

Antony: i heard he's a pain in the ass to work with (cut to Seán telling him to shut the fuck up)

[skelethom]

Skelethom - Welcome!

About me (๑'ᴗ')ゞ

Hello everyone! I'm Skelethom (Thomas, Thom or even Tom! Or whatever nicknames you come up with! I love nicknames), i go by he/him. I was born on November 19! I'm a scorpio, and my home country (who i never left) is Brazil, my first language is Portuguese, but i learned english all by myself (that's why it's so bad Lol), i also know a tiny lil bit of Spanish, French and Italian (but not as much as english).

My illustrations are made on my Phone (that isn't very good) using my finger to do so, same with the lil animations i make, i joined the eddsworld fandom in 2014/2015, started fully posting on Amino and Musical.ly but moved to Instagram, Twitter (but i deleted my posts) and Musical.ly turned into TikTok and i kinda never left so yay!

I have accounts on multiple websites but my nickname is almost never the same, i try to put "Thom" somewhere in my name but sometimes it doesn't work so it goes to my bio.

And also through my posts i got the chance to meet a lovely girl who i have the pride to announce as my girlfriend (who sometimes i call a wife since she'll have to get used to it) @doktorspiele-be , you guys should check her art, just saying.

Interests ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)

I simply love miniatures, they're adorable! Any and all kind of tiny stuff, i love dolls specifically porcelain ones!

My favorite character from eddsworld is Tom, i love pringles, my favorite dessert is oreo ice cream sandwich and a breakfast i like to eat once in a while is grilled cheese with chocolate.

I think gastronomy is amazing even though i barely know how to cook.

I love skeleton guys like Sans from undertale, Lewis from mystery skulls, ghost rider, Grim reaper from the Grim adventures of billy and mandy.

Which also reminds me that another one of my favorite things is "Old" animation, basically 2000’s cartoons! Jhonny bravo, KND (Kids Next Door), Cow and Chicken, Invader Zim, Courage, Dexter’s laboratory and ETC.

I like emoticons, Roleplay and RPGʕ ㅇ ᴥ ㅇʔ!

I also have an interest in Gore, Torture (both physical and mental) and virus/infections!

DON'T (•ˋ _ ˊ•)

I'll say both what i don't do and what i don't want anyone doing around here.

I don't do Matt related requests! (Unless it's someone's self insert, in that case i can CONSIDER MAYBE doing it).

I don't do criminal weirdo shit neither do i want you guys asking for this kind of Stuff, if you support or like it unfollow me and go to the nearest police department :3 (P3do, Zoo, Necro and ETC).

Don't want ANYONE to fight over shipps on this account, this is a safe place for everyone (except the previously mentioned weirdos) so no shaming over something so silly as who they think would make a cute couple!

DON'T shame headcanons! "Oh but this is so inaccurate cause in the ep [..] He said" i don't care, let people have fun, let me have fun, and you can have fun without fucking everyone elses experience.

I don't like Ellsworld so i don't do Requests (again it depends on Self insert so i MIGHT do it).

I do not like video with sudden loud noises and i do not like jumpscares.

DON'T LIKE AT ALL: the owl house, helluva boss, hazbin hotel, viviziepop, muder drones, ANY minecraft smp’s, eddsworld beyond and maggots.

THIS POST CAN BE EDITED AT ANY MOMENT! WAAAA

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But by now this is it! Buh bye!

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Could you provide an I’d for the da fnaf rant please. The text is tiny.

of course!

incoming wall of text btw, this is the first part

NO OFFENSE TO THE FNAF FANDOM BUT YOU GUYS ARE INSUPPORTABLE

AND I CAN'T STAND BEING INVOLVED IN A TOXIC COMMUNITY EV I LOVE FNAF BUT YOU GUYS ARE UNBEARABLE

PLEASE! DON'T FORCE ME TO BELIEVE IN FREAKING AND STUPID THEORIES BECAUSE ONLY STUPID PEOPLE BELIEVE THEM, BALLORA BEING MRS. AFTON DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THAT STAFF BOT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BALLORA SHE MAY HAVE BLUE HAIR BUT HER EYES ARE NOT CLOSED AND THE STAFF BOT'S HAIR IS NOT THE SAME AS BALLORA'S

BALLORA NOT MRS, AFTON, LIKE CASSIDY THE SOUL OF GOLDEN FREDDY IMPRISONED WILLIAM AFTON IN THE UCN AND TORTURED HIM FOR YEARS, THE ANIMATRONIC THAT CASSIDY POSSESSES IN THE CASE OF GOLDEN FREDDY IS PART OF THE SOUL OF CRYING CHILD THE BOY WHO IS THE PROTAGONIST OF FNAF 4 AND THE SON OF AFTONS AND BECAUSE OF THAT HE HAS MEMORIES AND RECOLLECTIONS THAT LATER WENT TO THE GLITCH TRAP AND THEN WENT TO VANNY'S MIND WHO LIED TO THE THERAPIST THAT HIS FATHER WAS BAD AND DIVORCED HIS MOTHER AND FROM THIS WE CAN IMAGINE THAT WILLIAM'S RELATIONSHIP WITH MRS. AFTON WAS NOT GOOD, AFTER ALL SHE WAS ASKING FOR A DIVORCE AND AS WILLIAM WAS ALREADY A PERSON

HORRIBLE EVEN WITH HIS FAMILY, NOW UNDERSTAND WHO ALWAYS TOOK CARE OF THE CHILDREN WAS WILLIAM RIO AFTON ALONE!

YOU RUINED MCU LOVE LOR ENAF WHEN I WAS DISAPPOINTED TO MY ART COURSE CLOSED IN 2024 ON THE OVIFO DAY THERE WAS A THING ABOUT BALLORA ANTONI WHEN I WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR A STOMACH I VOMITED ON THE NEXT DAY A THING ABOUT PALLORA AFTON, IT WILL ANGRY ME ALREADY YOU FNAF FANS YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME SHUT UP ABOUT THIS THEORY AND YOU ARE KILLING FNAF I HOPE SCOTT HEARS THIS! Ev I did it FROM MEV JLITO SO YOU FANBOYS THE WHOLE FANDOM, SCOTT, МАТРAT EVEN STELL WOLF EXPLODE YOURSELVES DIE AND GO TO HELL YOU ARE MACHISTS, TOXIC AND UNBEARABLE I WORSE DISGUSTING LIKE FOL SONARO DONOLD TRUMP BOLSONAROF I FUCK YOU THINK HITLER EV I'M NOT FROM FNAF FNAF EV I LIKE FNAF BUT YOU TREAT FNAF AS IF YOU WERE THE OWNERS NOT SCOTT AS IF ONLY YOU WERE RIGHT WITH BAD TLORIANS AND BIZARRE SHIPPS DO YOU WANT A WORK WITHOUT THE FA TO DO IT THE SLU WAY!? AND BEFORE YOU CRITICIZE ME THAT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FNAF, KNOW THAT I'VE ALREADY SEEN VIDEOS OF THE HISTORY OF FNAF, I MEMORIZED THE BOOKS AND THE GAMES, AND THE BEST DUMB A BUNCH OF IDIOTS ARE YOU, THE ENTIRE FNAF TANDOM, SCOTT AND MATPAT, WHO ARE LAZY AND UNCONSCIOUS THEORISTS LIKE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY! YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK YOURSELVES BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY SAD! I HEARD YOU ARE VERY TOXIC

AND WHOEVER SAYS THAT I SPEAK LITTLE, KNOW THAT I HAVE SPOKEN A LOT TO YOUR FACE!

C GIME FUPRA YOU ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID CHILDREN WHO HAVE NEVER STUDIED IN A VERVATE SCHOOL IN MPO. FON HAS IMPORTANCE IN THE STORY PLENAP 56 WILLIAM HIS THREE SONS ELO HERNY + IN THE BOOKS F IN THE FNAF GAMES

THE LACK OF MES ALTON SCREAMING THERE IS NO NAME, NOT EVEN A PAAPENGA A MINIGAME OF HER DEATH AND A THING THAT DM EXAGGERATES THAT SEVERAL FANS Pom HER NAME AS AFLON SINDOO PISENHO HO SISTER LOCATION ITAZI

SO VMI PARALLEL NAP MEANS THAT HER NAME IS DIRECTLY CLEAR BECAUSE THE VAMPIRE IS CALLED VIAD THEN WILLIAM WILL BE CALLED VIAR AFTON NOW NÄR IF WILLIAM IS NOT CALLED VLAD THE MPS. AFTON'S NAME IS NOT CLARA AND

IF BALLORA HAD A WIFE SHE SHOULD HAVE IMPORTANCE IN THE STORY AND SHE HAS NO RELEVANCE OR IMPORTANCE SO WHY IS THE WIFE OF THE MAN BEHIND THE BAD THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING DOING NOTHING BECAUSE

SHE HAS HER EYES CLOSED NAD SHE, JUST LIKE PUPPET WOULD DO SOMETHING AGAINST WILLIAM MORE SEVERAL BEHAVIORS OF BALLORA HERSELF IN FNAF SL AND IN THE UCN CAN BE EXPLAINED IF YOU TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT THE

OTHER FUNTIMES EXCEPT FOR BABY (ELIZABETH) DO NOT LIKE WILLIAM BECAUSE SHE WOULD GIVE HIM SHOCK CONTROLS AND IT IS MADE CLEAR BY HENAY THAT MOLTEN FRIDDY ONLY HAS REMNANTS, NOT A SOUL (tilibra) FROM

SOMEONE INSIDE AND THE CANDY CADET

DO WHAT YOU WANT & ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO TRY TO DISMISS FNAF THEORIES HARSHLY CRITICIZED OV IF YOU DARE TO SAY THAT YOU HATE FNAF FNAF DON'T NAF AND SAY IT'S A GOOD GAME AND THAT IT HAS A VERY BAD STORY AND THAT

THERE ARE BETTER HORROR GAMES THAN FNAF THEN YOU WILL BE CRITICIZED BY TOXIC HATERS. AND UNBEARABLE AND FANS HAVE FREEDOM FOR EVERYTHING THEY LOVE WITH THE ABUSE OF MANY FANSERVICES IS SOMETHING VERY

MUCH FOR US AND FOR FICTIONAL THINGS LIKE, ANIMATIONS, MOVIES AND GAMES AND FNAF TRY TO ABUSE THESE FAN SERVICES THAT INVOLVE THEORIES CHARACTERS BY FANS AND SEVERAL FANS ARE LIKE THIS DV YOU DID, EVERYTHING

THE FANS WANTED OR YOU RECEIVED SEVERAL DEATH THREATS BECAUSE MOST OF THE FNAF COMMUNITY WAS COMPOSED OF CHILDREN AND TEENAGERS AND JUST AS PARENTS SAY "SPOILED CHILDREN WHEN THEY ARE BORN ARE A BUNCH

OF IDIOTS" I HAVE TO SAY ONE THING WHO HAS IT'S SCOTT'S FAULT FOR GIVING FNAF FANS FREEDOM TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT. IF ZV WAS THE CREATOR OF FNAF, EV WOULD BE DRIGINAL AND WOULDN'T GIVE FREEDOM TO FANS, AND

MORE FNAF FANS GO FUCK YOURSELVES EV I HATE THE BALLORA AFTON THEORY, BALLORA IS NOT LADY AFTON! MAT PAT IS 100% WRONG ABOUT THIS THEORY AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR APPROVING THIS THEORY AND ALSO FOR MAKING BALLORA AND SPRINGTRAP A COUPLE, KNOW THAT YOU

C GIME FUPRA YOU ARE A BUNCH OF STUPID CHILDREN WHO HAVE NEVER STUDIED IN A VERVATE SCHOOL

IN MPO. FON HAS IMPORTANCE IN THE STORY PLENAP 56 WILLIAM HIS THREE SONS ELO HERNY + IN THE BOOKS F IN THE FNAF GAMES

THE LACK OF MES ALTON SCREAMING THERE IS NO NAME, NOT EVEN A PAAPENGA A MINIGAME OF HER DEATH AND A THING THAT DM EXAGGERATES THAT SEVERAL FANS Pom HER NAME AS AFLON SINDOO PISENHO HO SISTER LOCATION ITAZI SO VMI PARALLEL NAP MEANS THAT HER NAME IS DIRECTLY CLEAR BECAUSE THE VAMPIRE IS CALLED VIAD THEN WILLIAM WILL BE CALLED VIAR AFTON NOW NÄR IF WILLIAM IS NOT CALLED VLAD THE MPS. AFTON'S NAME IS NOT CLARA AND IF BALLORA HAD A WIFE SHE SHOULD HAVE IMPORTANCE IN THE STORY AND SHE HAS NO RELEVANCE OR IMPORTANCE SO WHY IS THE WIFE OF THE MAN BEHIND THE BAD THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING DOING NOTHING BECAUSE

SHE HAS HER EYES CLOSED NAD SHE, JUST LIKE PUPPET WOULD DO SOMETHING AGAINST WILLIAM MORE SEVERAL BEHAVIORS OF BALLORA HERSELF IN FNAF SL AND IN THE UCN CAN BE EXPLAINED IF YOU TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THAT THE

OTHER FUNTIMES EXCEPT FOR BABY (ELIZABETH) DO NOT LIKE WILLIAM BECAUSE SHE WOULD GIVE HIM SHOCK CONTROLS AND IT IS MADE CLEAR BY HENAY THAT MOLTEN FRIDDY ONLY HAS REMNANTS, NOT A SOUL (tilibra) FROM

SOMEONE INSIDE AND THE CANDY CADET

CD YOU FNAF FANS ARE. SO TOXIC AND SICK IN RELATION TO FANARTS, SHIPPS, ANIMATION AND POSTS THAT YOU MUST KEEP VERY CHILD PORNOGRAPHIC THINGS SO YOU SEXISTS ACCEPT WHAT I SAID AND IMAGINE SCOTT AND THE

DEVELOPERS WHO MUST BE THE SICK FACE OF YOU YOU CLUELESS TOXIC BEASTS!" SO GROW UP!

this is the second part

Well let's start with what this theory is, so this theory says that the soul of William Afton/Purple Guy/Springtrap's Wife is in Ballora and that was because of a song that his voice actor sang and that is in the Five Nights game files at Freddy Sister Location saying as if he had lost a child

and in FNaF 4 the Crying Child "But it's wrong, it's not a tomb, it's music" and this song wasn't Scott who planned it, it was Ballora's voice actress who made it and why does a soap opera that makes a parallel with the Afton family and the character Clara makes a parallel

with William's wife (One thing that I think is an exaggeration and I don't like is that they already call William's wife "Clara Afton" and she is just making a representation of William's wife and a parallel and not saying that she is directly William's wife because the Vampire's name is called Vlad so William Afton is called Vlad now?? Clara) and then the YOUTUBE Channel called Game Theories made this theory and then many fans started supporting this theory, and then after years we had Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach, and in a room we have several Staff Bots making reference to the Afton Family and one of them is a woman with blue hair and so, many people automatically started to believe in this theory more, but if you believe in this theory you didn't delve into other Five Nights at Freddy's. media like books and the Log Books, because it contradicts all of Vanessa's statements influenced by Glitchtrap with to the Crying Child and all this happened maybe before William killed Charlotte, Henry's daughter, Emily, her

her therapist who talks about her family, Vanessa comments about her father being a bad person and her mother having died "And something like Glitchtrap messed with Vanessa's life, he implanted memories of everything about William Afton and his family and just like Golden Freddy, he imprisoned William's soul, torturing him for years, he still has part of Crying Child's soul and because of that she had these memories and made a replica of the Afton Family and From this we can see that William's relationship with his wife was not very good, because after all she was asking for a divorce because William is already a horrible person even with his own family so we understand the reasons, And the one who always took care of the

children was William himself, and maybe they fought a lot, wife couldn't take it and killed herself, so where does Ballora come from being William Afton's wife, like what's the point if she's already dead? Why is William going to put her body inside Ballora? Because one thing that times saying that the Son wasn't his (This is the parallel to the cartoon Sister Location) and as Micheal is the oldest they fought many times. they were already a problematic couple and just as he had already killed Charllote's children in the 80s, he had already created a lot of sister location stuff, the woman leaves but wants custody of the children, but William invents a story proving that she is crazy and burning in her own children's heads (and it was because of the divorce that Micheal became a terrible brother

friend who became the Puppet and the bite in 83 where her son died) so she loses custody of her children and kills herself, because in the minigame of the pizzeria simulator FNaF 6, the one who always took care of the children was William, in the Midnight Minigame, the driver who took care of the children was William Afton with the children, his wife already filed for divorce, that is, William got custody of the children and

fans don't understand is that William Afton hates him and did several things and they fought in court, William always wanted his project which is to have eternal life

hid the bodies of his victims so he wouldn't get caught, and besides, in the books he used animatronics to do research, so what William is going to put on Ballora doesn't make sense, and others will say he wanted his wife to be perfect, seriously, he wants to marry a

robot who is also a dancer! William used animatronics to research and study the remains of the souls of the 5 children he killed in 1985, and he was a remnant or a child in Ballora along with the animatronics from Sister's location! In other words, he automatically put a child inside Ballora, and another in the FNaF books William never cared about his family or his children, Micheal, he denied being her father and on top of that he slapped Elizabeth in the face! Then

why would he want to bring his wife back to life if he doesn't care about her and on top of that she hates him and did several things and they fought in court, William was always passionate about his project which is to have eternal life so what William will say that Ballora doesn't make sense, and others will say that he wanted his wife to be perfect, seriously he wants to marry a robot who is also a ballerina! William used animatronics to research and study the remains of the souls of the 5 children he killed in 1985 which were Gabriel, Susie, Jeremy, Fritz and Cassidy! and he was a remnant or a child on Ballora along with the animatronics from Sister's location! In other words, he automatically put a child inside Ballora already, and another in the FNaF books William never cared about his

family or his children, Micheal, he denied being her father and on top of that he slapped Elizabeth in the face! So why would he want to bring his wife back to life if he doesn't care about her and what's more she him and did several things and they fought in court, William was always passionate about his project which is to have eternal life so what William is going to put on Ballora doesn't make sense, and others will say that he wanted his wife to be perfect, seriously he

hates He wants to marry a robot who is also a ballerina! William used animatronics to research and study the remains of the souls of the 5 children he killed in 1985 and he consequently placed a patch on Ballora along with the SL animatronics! and in the FNaF books

William never cared about his family or his children, Micheal, he denied being her father and on top of that he slapped Elizabeth in the face! So why would he want to bring his wife back to life if he doesn't care about her and what's more she

1- I don't believe in this theory because the lack of Mrs Afton in the game is glaring, not a name for her, an appearance, or minigame of death, since the events until FNAF 6, we have discovered a possible ending for this character now, and which only reveals this one ending.

2- If you stop to think about it, there isn't currently a Mrs Afton, since since the Frazbear frights a possible divorce between the two has already been made clear, which is confirmed in SB.

3- Her irrelevance in the story, whether she is Ballora or not, is still not of any importance in the story, Ballora herself has no relevance. The two have been with God since FNAF 6.

4- Ballora's eyes do not show signs of possession, Ballora's eyes are pink, and after Elizabeth possesses baby her blue eyes turn green, and throughout Fnaf SL, in parallel with the soap opera that Mike watches and it is made clear that Elizabeth took after his mother, Mrs Afton has green eyes, but Ballora has pink eyes. in UCN they

5- Many of Ballora's behavior in fnaf SL and

can be explained if you take into consideration that she, like the other funtimes, don't like Afton, he gave controlled shock controls.

6- Molten Freddy, he is made clear to have remnants, not souls, at the end of the game Henry doesn't even mention there being anyone inside.

7- That Egg Ester from Staff Bott (Nanny) is similar to Ballora, for me it is precisely fanservice in relation to this theory.

8- And another proof is that if Baby recognized Micheal as her brother and Scraptrap as her father, then why didn't she recognize Ballora or Molten Freddy as her mother or how did Ballora not recognize Baby and Micheal as her children and Scraptrap as her husband and in the

process she wouldn't let Funtime Freddy or Funtime Foxy expel Baby from Ennard, she would stop it at any cost because after all, is it a mother's love?

10- If William's supposed wife hasn't done anything until now, she doesn't even notice any of this, because until now she hasn't shown herself to be important to the story, she must just be blind/with her eyes closed (a metaphor) Even when I saw that room where the Afton Family is gathered and everyone thought that the 'girl, at the end of the table was Ballora, I thought: doesn't it look like she doesn't have her eyes

closed... I don't think Scott would put a wife for William now in the story, because it doesn't matter, a mother for the three brothers nor a wife for the villain, there was never that importance, because the only characters that matter are Henry Emily, William Afton and

your children, whether there is a wife, uncle, grandfather, cousin, it doesn't matter now. Neither William nor Henry had images of wives or anyone else in the family that mattered much to the story. This story about Afton's ex-wife also explains a little about why Michael is an asshole, the crying boy's anxiety and why Elizabeth is so attached to William. They tragically lost their mother when they were young and had to stay with a bad father.

and the biggest proof of this theory is to keep shipping her with Springtrap (That's why I hate the FNaF community) These are my words and I've seen videos on YouTube, I've seen books, novels and even the help wanted and air archives.