#what gives

[grendelsmilf]

why are these allegras trapped inside the like. minotaur’s labyrinth. do they not want me to stop sneezing. is that it.

[yourlittlettoy]

Hi stinkies 🥰

Ya’ll have been all together way too teasy these days… and so I thought, why don’t I return the favour??? 😇

After all, treat others the way you want to be treated right?? 😙😙 I guess you guys must have *really* wanted to be teased huh… this is simply just the polite thing to do!

So.. based on that silhouette, how wiggly do you think my toes were being? How easy do you think it would have been to take advantage? How much do you think I was wearing?? Hmm I guess some things just aren’t meant to be known ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 😔

Maybe I’ll consider moving my camera just slighhhhtly to the left, where I was hiding just slightttly off screen… if you ask really nicely 😌❤️ *maybe*

[doulayogimama]

On my side of the family, my oldest cousins are 32/33/34. Most are 26+ years old. I even have a 37 yo aunt thanks to my adulterous grandpa. She is a year younger than my husband and it makes for very awkward get togethers 😬

I’m the only one with a kid. My daughter has no cousins on my side, no kids to play with. FINALLY, one of my older cousins is having a baby girl💗 She’s due any day and I’m so excited to hopefully meet baby on our trip to Miami next month.

I’ve been obsessed with names since I was little and enjoy seeing what people choose. On K’s side, the religious tradition is to name children after family members who have died. We are the only ones who didn’t follow that tradition. So my nieces / nephews have some… older and outdated names. The last one, none of us could believe that was the kids name. Even my MIL was like eh, I think I’ll call him by a nickname 🫠

I’m so stoked to see what my cousins name their baby girl. 🫶🏽

[persephone-s-moon]

What mental illness is making it so the only way I can fall asleep is if I watch the lost boys?? Have I not suffered this hyperfixation enough??

[allieinarden]

How do you just decide to go to sleep…and then go to sleep? I feel like I’ve gotta be missing something because for me it’s really a matter of pure chance. I can do things to increase my odds and that’s about as good as it gets.

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

in my too-self-aware old age, writing a rough draft of a story sucks because i get sooo embarrassed at how bad the writing is. like, cringingly and painfully embarrassed. in front of myself.

[unearthlydust]

phew agreed with the other askers. also can i just say... seb stan and florence pugh are both one of the strongest actors the mcu has left tbh. i think from a few interviews and snippets i've seen about seb stan, maybe he's also just sick and tired of the mcu machinery, which i'd really understand, i don't think any actor came out of it saying that the mcu is fantastic to work with lol. they give him almost nothing good to work with even tho he served cunt in every scene he was ever in... at this point, i'd just love to extract him, alpine and sam from the mcu to keep them safe from any harm (read: bad writing) skdkdkdkdkd

Hi!

I haven't seen those interviews, so I can't comment on that, but I'm sure Sebastian Stan is very grateful that they gave him the opportunity to play Bucky Barnes for many years even if the process might not have been easy at times.

I don't know what plans they have, but I hope they will let him shine at least one more time like he did in the Captain America movies, especially when Bucky did not hold back against danger or opponents. :')

[chamm0y]

Oh damn, are you ok? What happened on Facebook?

im ok! the guy just came from nowhere, first it was a comment then he came to my dms threatening to dox me?? ridiculous. hes blocked now anyway

[birf]

I use to check rule 34 every couple months to make sure when my patreon leaked it didn’t end up on there, but now I’ve been posting full nsfw publicly and nONE of it’s on there I’m offended

[thebreakfastgenie]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer doing a whole storyline about how having sex as a teenager will literally turn your boyfriend into a soulless monster will just never be matched. A cultural moment that has passed us by.

[mayaishiipeters]

not to be all asher siegel but there is not a single piece of chicken in my crunchy chinese chicken salad

[possibly-a-table-or-just-gay]

Everytime someone follows me I strongly desire a 3 page essay on why they thought this was a good idea

[beomdrs]

THINGS TO SCRIPT! (clothing version)

ur clothes always fit u perfectly

ur clothes always look pretty

ur clothes don't fade, tear or lose their sheen

ur clothes can't be stained or dirtied

ur clothes are comfortable and smell nice

ur clothes don't shrink or expand

ur clothes have big pockets

panty lines can't be seen through clothes

ur clothes don't get caught in ur jewelry or hair

ur clothes don't get pills

clothing zippers never spoil

clothes don't have care labels/price tags (they scratch ur skin)

have a great day lovely, and happy shifting! ♡

[spidercrimes]

If they made tumblr live a permanent fixture on this fucking app im deleting it for real

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

sometimes kisses are the best and easiest thing to write and sometimes they are the most goddam awful and hardest thing to write

[roseangel19]

My post on the lack of lesbian couples/relationships in Helluva Boss made me realize something else, there are no families with same sex parents.