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[weskers-husband]

drew my little snchooker smrooucher meowoowowowowowow hes so woof wood gnaws on him

PELEKAHAH I AS TOO LAZY TO DO COOTHES

[zombehshark]

They love bullying their teachers 😝😝😝

[iloveslllycatss]

i need YOUR help !

i have 2 crushes and i need u guys to choose who to go for SO PLS HELP

— LUCY (my codename for him)

basically lucy is someone i’ve had a crush on for about 3 years now, for physical description i’ll give a brief one: tall, curlyhead, hispanic, and a little skinny.

he’s athletic and FUNNY AS FUCK. (and a fatass)

basically me and lucy have been friends for a long time and we did have a talking stage last year but i got grounded and we stopped talking, he’s in one my pe and he plays basketball in it (he’s really athletic, he plays american and non american football/futbol, track and basketball)

he’s known for actin a lil fruity w his friends and being funny n attractive and alla that

the only problem is…. a BUNCHHHH of girls like him, and he dated 2 of my friends in the past (they don’t care), and he’s like VERYY popular.

he smokes 🍃 and he’s a fatass. i’m talking MAJOR fatass. this dude makes me buy him a second school lunch and then eats it up as if it’s good……. 😟

also side note he be walking like this in the hallways bro 😭 :

BRO 😭

i really like him and i can imagine us together, i can imagine him making me laugh and shit and alla that yk?

— DEE(z nuts) (another codename)

OKAY SO dee is a new kid at my school, for a physical description he’s tall, hawaiian, long-ish curly hair that’s medium brownish, and he’s tan and skinny (like lucy)

i’ve had a crush on dee for like a week or something, and i have one class with him (pe..) and he plays volleyball with me (AND HES SO GOOD AT IT TOO.)

he’s athletic and cute but he’s like a quiet boy kinda, he only talks when talked to or if he has a question

but fr tho, this dude can RUN. he’s FAST AS FUCKKKK (he prolly pulled in elementary when all the girls wanted the fastest boy 😭)

our assigned seats on the bleachers are next to eachother and he talks to me sometimes

he also is really funny and i think he smokes 🍃 (i’m not sure bc he didn’t give me a clear answer when i asked him)

he’s nice tho and is pretty cute and i could see myself with him

GUYS IF U HAVE ADVICE FOR ME OR ANYTHING PLS COMMENT IT OR DM BC THIS IS A NECESSITY .

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[zombiezilla166]

ALRIGHT, SO NOW THAT I'VE GOT A TUMBLR PAGE WHERE I'M ALLOWED TO GO BATSHIT INSANE I'M GONNA SHOW OFF MY PERIDOT DESIGN FOR A STEVEN UNIVERSE COLLEGE AU I'VE BEEN WORKING ON.

INITIAL CONCEPT:

SOME MORE RECENT DRAWINGS FROM MY SKETCHBOOK.

I'LL PROBABLY ELABORATE MORE ON THE AU ON HERE AT SOME POINT!

[all4ston3]

corruption w trey parker

note;; uhm this actually started as like a blurb but i got carried away :(( trey makes my mind go blank i just need him so bad

warnings!!;; sucking treys dick, praise, like a pinch of degradation, slightly tipsy trey n reader, she/her pronouns used, begging………. i think that’s all ok bye!!

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u and trey have been friends for a really long time! for almost 5 years, long enough to where there is a mutual attraction but both parties are scared to act on it in fear of ruining a perfectly good friendship. and throughout all those years,, trey has been partying, doing drugs and doing not so innocent things. u stayed home and focused on ur career, honestly u weren’t even aware of all the dirty things he’d been up to!!

one day you guys bump into each other and he offers to take you out for a drink so u two could catch up, and the alcohol loosened him up, so he told you EVERYTHING he had been up to, recounting all of the pleasurable experiences he had that he could remember.

u were left speechless and flustered. u were a shy person, u had maybe 2 sexual encounters in ur life that were very vanilla and honestly boring and unremarkable. as trey was talking u couldn’t help but imagine yourself with him. u being in those girls places, u being the one called a whore or you being the one facefucked.

trey noticed ur silence and ur red cheeks. “what’s up? are you uncomfortable?” he was quick to put his hand on ur shoulder and stare at u, waiting for a response. the worry in his eyes made ur heart melt and you were reminded of how much u truly wanted him. “oh! no not at all actually! i’m just thinking.. i haven’t had any rememberable .. sex experiences. you have so many!” trey sighed in relief at your answer and slid his hand down your arm. he had a wicked smile on his face and he pondered for a second, he was planning something. “that’s okay. it’s okay.. i’m free tonight and i could take you home and show you a time worth remembering. if that’s okay with you?”

you agreed. you had been waiting years to finally hang out with trey. your little crush on him had grown so much over the years and you loved just being around him. spending quality time with him. you loved just being in his presence, being able to smell his cologne or see his face up close and not on the tv. you hadn’t even realized he was talking about sex initially. you only realized when he had you go into his room. he followed behind and shut the door behind him. you looked back and locked eyes with trey, who was smiling and looking at you in an almost evil way.

all he could think about was getting you on your knees in front of him, having you stare up at him and obeying everything he said. he had been waiting for years to have an opportunity to do this. he always thought of how much of a good girl you were, and how he wanted to corrupt your mind. he wanted to be able to have you at his mercy.

he walked over to you and gently took your face in his hands and put his mouth on yours. the alcohol on his breath while he felt you up had you starstruck. you warmed into the kiss and reached up, grabbing his bleached hair. he groaned and was quick to grab your hips and pull them into his. you don’t remember the last time you felt so eager for something. you moved your hands from his hair and reached for his belt, trying to frantically take it off. but before you could he grabbed your hands. “not so fast, if you need it that bad you need to show me and beg for it.”

you were confused and stared up at him, your face red with embarrassment. you were used to men just giving it you without foreplay or anything. you expected to get trey so fast. “i know baby, i know.. just get on your knees and beg, okay? i know you’ll do so well.” he put his hands on your shoulders and gently pushed you down. you quickly followed and got down on your knees.

you didn’t know what to do. you put your hands on your lap and looked around as you got progressively flustered. trey noticed your uneasiness and squated down, gently grabbing your hands and massaging them. “i need you to start begging. you want this cock, right?” he asked. you quickly looked at him and nodded, sitting up a little so you were more level with him. “alright, beg for it then.” he had said before standing back up.

his crotch was face level with you and you gently palmed his cock through his clothes. “trey.. please? please…” you had whispered. “speak up. also try harder than that for me. just ‘please’ wont do it for me. beg like you need it. like you’ll die without it.” he pushed your hand away from his crotch and held his belt with both of his hands.

“please!! trey you don’t understand, i need it so bad… been waiting years to finally be with you n do this.. trey i need your cock, i’ll go crazy without it!” you grasped at his pants and stared up at him, pulling at his pants. he said nothing as he undid his belt, only bothering to pull his pants n boxers halfway down before pulling his cock out.

it was big. bigger than you had expected. it was a sight for sore eyes, made you start to drool. “i’ll teach you how to suck cock. i can tell you never have.” he has said without even thinking twice, holding your hair up with his hands. you wanted to be mad at him for saying that, but he was right. you were totally inexperienced. “ok sweetness, i’m going to guide you with my hands. if it’s too much, touch my leg.” he mumbled before bringing your head forward. you opened your mouth and took his tip into your mouth, gently sucking on it before going any further. he grunted and his knees buckled, “fuck, feels so good already..” he continued pushing your head down just a bit more. he held your head still and slowly thrusted in and out of your mouth, never going all the way down. “fuck!” he whimpered, just staring down at your face. “your mouth was made for this.. your mouth was made for my cock n mine only..”

he continued this way for a while before he decided you were okay to go rougher. all of the sudden, he pushed his cock down your throat slowly. you gagged and tried to pull off. “breathe… through your nose..” he grunted, his grip on your hair getting tighter. he was constantly making noises and twitching. you had spit around your mouth and dripping down your chin, you looked pathetic and he took every second of it in. you were a fucking mess and you knew it, but you loved it. you loved being a slut for trey.

it wasn’t much longer before he had came down your throat, pushing your head down as far as you could take it. he got loud, moaning and grunting loud enough to sound like yelling. he pulled out and stared down at you. “you were born for this, god i could use your throat any fucking day.” there was a mixture of cum, tears, spit and sweat all over your face. you wanted to respond to him, but you were too fucked up to think of any words. you were just desperate for him to fuck you like a whore. to fuck you like you didn’t matter to him. he knew this. “okay alright.. go ahead and stand up n get on the bed.”

[turniptwat]

The best way to do something involves holding your breath

[rroextra]

hi i made this channel for art streams n vids, please give it a follow (if you want ofc)

i will stream WITH MY BROKEN ENGLISH N HORRIBLE ACCENT so itll probably be cringe

my mother language is turkish btw we can chat in turkish too^^

lastly, just fyi, im trans (pre t, i dont pass:')) my voice is kinda high pitched

these are some of my work :

[iamindebt]

No context

[aretherichstillrich]

It was last year that I found out "circa" means "around the time" and it's not a place. I just thought it was in like France or something and a lot of things happened there for some reason

[fandom-star-gazer]

I'm laughing my ass off rn.

I usually eat bread, crust first because I don't like it and I also don't want to throw it away so the brown layers get eaten first and I enjoy eating the white part of bread. I don't know if this is some kind of ocd or just normal but I usually do it and my five year old cousin while eating bread today did the exact same thing. I was thinking "okay, then we both have the same kind of thought process". she literally stopped my thought and said that she was eating the bread like I would. Then she proceeded with taking little bites of the bread and showing her teeth marks on it.

Cute little kid. Seriously made my day. What's really impressive is that she is the only one who has noticed that I eat bread a certain way.

[thatslytherinbitch54]

For anyone who follows/checks out my blog, why do you do so?

I’m genuinely curious, I stay up at night thinking about how the fuck did I got to talk to probably the nicest people I’ve ever met when I barely deserve it, thank you loves, continue to be beautifully different ❤️❤️❤️

[lowpolydoggy]

some “”studies”” (using word lightly) based on pics from pinterest…,,

[freakshowonfire]

“my son is fine” ma’am your daughter dreams about being made of mothballs and cracked porcelain. she cries over mean words her friends have never said to her. she rocks herself to sleep at 18 while clutching a plushie and fake knife. she’s going to cry for no reason.

[definitely-not-colress]

Huh, I didn't even know I had this account. Hi Tumblr, I guess?

[heybobbygirl]

Why am I physically incapable of liking my art

[dxmnsvoid]

i refer to myself as "we" a whole lot for something thats (supposedly) not plural 🤡