#what's buzzin' buzzard ?

[ben-the-hyena]

So in that new toddler show called Bugs Bunny Builders (which I don't see as "canon" to usual Looney Tunes shenanigans because it is way too cute and kind so it's like a canon AU to me) not only did they give Mama Buzzard A NAME AT LAST, BRENDA BUZZARD IT IS, they also gave her a 5th chick, a girl named Bizzy Buzzard

She is adorable even if I suppose in the normal cartoon continuity she would be less innocent or cute, but since she is the newest addition and since I said in my previous post I imagine Brenda and Joe who are technically not even exes because they were just a one time fling there is still a notable attraction as he keeps trying to impress her and as annoyed as she is really she is charmed. They do like each other

So one day they got close again enough to make a 5th kid so Bizzy is the child of the reunification lmao

[stinkek]

Looking through my old drafts on DA Sta.sh that I never published, found this one with a few Tex Avery cartoons' Russian title variants. I wrote it in 2016 and I don't care much at this point, I just don't like losing stuff sometimes.

Blitz Wolf

Три поросёнка и волк Адольф (Three Little Pigs and Adolf Wolf)

Волчий блицкгриг (Wolf Blitzkrieg)

Блиц Волк (literal translation)

The Early Bird Dood It!

Ранняя пташка поймала червя (Early Bird Caught the Worm. I don't like this title because it directly spoils the ending)

Кто рано встаёт, тому Бог подаёт (this is an idiom, synonyms are "The early bird catches the worm" and "He that will thrive, must rise at five")

Dumb-Hounded

Преследуемый (The Pursued)

Друпи-сыщик (Droopy the Detective)

Невозмутимая ищейка (Imperturbable Bloodhound, not sure if I used the right adjective)

Red Hot Riding Hood

Горячая кра��ная шапочка (same thing, but "hot" is in the beginning)

Who Killed Who?

Кто кого убил? (literal translation)

What’s Buzzin’ Buzzard?

Голод в пустыне (Hunger in the desert. Or maybe I should use the word "famine", I'm not sure)

Что за суета, дружище? (What's the Fuss, Buddy?)

Screwball Squirrel

Белка-сумасброд (literal translation)

Бешеная белка (Mad Squirrel)

Happy-Go-Nutty

Сумасшедшая белка (Crazy Squirrel)

Сбежавшая белка (The Escaped Squirrel)

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What’s Buzzin’ Buzzard? (1943)

[makaientjluvdaprince]

I just watched What's Buzzin' Buzzard? (1943)

[acmeoop]

Chop Chop “What’s Buzzin’ Buzzard” (1943)

[thatcartoonnetworkblog]

The first set is now available to preorder here. There are going to be 19 cartoons on here:

Tex Avery Classics RED HOT RIDING HOOD WHO KILLED WHO? WHAT’S BUZZIN BUZZARD? BATTY BASEBALL THE HICK CHICK BAD LUCK BLACKIE GARDEN GOPHER THE PEACHY COBBLER SYMPHONY IN SLANG

Screwy Squirrel SCREWBALL SQUIRREL THE SCREWY TRUANT BIG HEEL-WATHA LONESOME LENNY

George & Junior HOUND HUNTERS RED HOT RANGERS

Droopy DUMB HOUNDED WAGS TO RICHES THE CHUMP CHAMP DAREDEVIL DROOPY

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movies watched in january, order watched

Kustom Kar Kommandos (1965) dir. Kenneth Anger (rewatch) Three Stories (2011) dir. Lee Anne Schmitt 氾濫 (1959) / Hanran / Flood dir. Yasuzô Masumura Zweigroschenzauber (1929) / Two Pence Magic dir. Hans Richter (rewatch) Under Capricorn (1949) dir. Alfred Hitchcock (rewatch) Ashakara (1991) dir. Gérard Louvin Elements (2003) dir. Jim Jennings Prague Winter (2007) dir. Jim Jennings انتظارx(1974) / Waiting dir. Amir Naderi 大話西遊之三藏付魔 (2013) / Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons dir. Stephen Chow (rewatch) Blue Black Permanent (1992) dir. Margaret Tait Сельская учительница (1947) / The Village Teacher dir. Mark Donskoy 陸阿采與黃飛鴻 (1976) / Challenge of the Masters dir. Liu Chia-Liang (rewatch) Production Stills (1970) dir. Morgan Fisher (rewatch) (theatr.) Brigid Polk Showing Polaroids of Andy, October 25, 1971 (1971) dir. Michael Netter (excerpt) (theatr.) (nostalgia) (1971) dir. Hollis Frampton (theatr.) (rewatch) Andy in Drag, October 2, 1981 (1981) dir. Vincent Fremont (excerpt) (theatr.) Scenario (1992 - 2000) dir. Fiona Tan Lift (2000) dir. Fiona Tan Lagos Sand Merchants (2013) dir. Karimah Ashuda Nawi (1970) dir. David MacDougall & Judith MacDougall 闪闪的红星 (1974) / Sparkling Red Star dir. Li Jun & Li Ang Garden Gopher (1950) dir. Tex Avery (rewatch) Lunar Almanac (2014) dir. Malena Szlam What's Buzzin' Buzzard? (1943) dir. Tex Avery (rewatch) Ventriloquist Cat (1943) dir. Tex Avery (rewatch) Cavalo Dinheiro (2014) / Horse Money dir. Pedro Costa 摇滚青年 (1988) / Rock Kids dir. Tian Zhuangzhuang 木帮 (2006) / Timber Gang dir. Yu Guangyi To Live With Herds (1968/1972) dir. David MacDougall & Judith MacDougall Cooley High (1974) dir. Michael Schultz

challenge of the masters, timber gang, blue black permanent are highlights. 

books

the death of olivier becaille (zola) transit (seghers) deerskin (mckinley)

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SmackDown Synopsis for 9/4/20 (What's a Buzzin Cousin?)

What happened when the new #WWE Universal Champion & Paul Heyman addressed the crowd? Also, what happened in the Women's Tag Team Championship match? #SmackDown Synopsis for 9/4/20 (What's a Buzzin Cousin?) is here. #SmackdownOnFox

Ch-ch-changes, turn and face the strange. SmackDown is in reset mode. The Fiend has become a crowd fave while Roman Reigns, with a new bad-assed heel persona, is the new Universal champion. Add to the mix that Paul Heyman is now guiding him, and you have to wonder if this isn’t just a crazy dream. This, though, is your SmackDown Synopsis Review for 9/4/20.

While the Fiend turned out to be a…

[ben-the-hyena]

Y'ALL REMEMBER THIS DREAM I HAD ONE YEAR AGO ?

Well during my hiatus out of NOWHERE I had another dream taking place in the SAME HC continuity. One year ago I had a dream that had the black feathered one be the brother of Beaky's mom and the brown one be Beaky's dad who has just a fling with her, and for being useless parasitic hunters she had kicked out both. Hence why they starve and also why they don't look like friends even before trying to eat each other, as if they were stuck together

In it, it made sense. The 2 buzzards obviously are fake friends (aside frol the fact despair and hunger have them try to eat each other, they have no hesitation or regret and are happy to try to do so it's not tragic as it would be if they liked each other, and even before resorting to canibalism they obviously did not like to share abd fought and argued) and were most likely stuck together. Well the dream established they are in laws. The brown one, Joe, had a fling with Mama Buzzard (and making sense she is taller and buffier given she is a female bird of prey !) which resulted in her hatchlings among thel Beaky. She is kinda pissed that got her gravid since he is not a mate she selected for being well an actual mate, and sees Joe is a terrible hunter so doesn't want to include him in the family not to influence badly her "killers" given how much of a loser he is to her (and ironically Beaky is kinda like him) so he doesnt get to see his kids often

But at the same time she kicked him out, she kicked out her brother, the Jimmy Durante-like black feathered vulture, who was a parasite lying around ib her nest who was hypocritically criticizing him (as well as kind of protective glaring at him like "SO YOU GOT MY SISTER GRAVID...") and ecnouraging her to kick him away while he was just as useless as him in the nest life. So both found themselves alone together that way because she wants excellence and doesnt want to feed 2 adults or badly influence her more capable kids, hence why they are starving and trying to eat each other now. She didn't cut ties either, she tolerates them occasionnally

Well it was weird, like a HC I never made myself but my brain thought of while sleeping, and it was silly enough. Plus in that first dream logic, there was no explanation why her Jimmy Durante-like bro had an American accent and she an Eastern European one, so I figured cartoon logic since unlike him she is menacing and a capable huntress

BUT during my hiatus I had another dream taking place in that universe ! (Animaniacs have both Looney Tunes and Hanna Barbera in the same world. HB also has MGM cartoons. So they all make sense to be in the same universe !)

It is foggier, but I dinstinctly remember the 2 guys trying in vain to hunt, and the Durante one chilling with his sister in a nest a day they could tolerate each other and it seemed like for once Joe was with his kids. And that dream GAVE an explanation why the siblings have a different accent ! Both come from Eastern Europe and Durante-like buzzard just has a better ear than her and mimicked the way he heard the local accent. HOWEVER the dream established that despite him having a very very good level to the point you can think he is American, there is a few modern slang he takes literally. Cues him wanting to say that so far he and Joe are happy, so he says, chilling "yeah Joe and I are gay" and his sister SPITS OUT HER DRINK. She still sees from his face and knowing him something must be wrong so she holds in a laughter and begins trolling him and ask questions which out of context are hilarious and he doesnt even realize and anzwers with assurance... until the end he realizes "HEY" and she laughs her ass off

And only a few days later I HAD ANOTHER

And this one depicted Joe STILL into her and struggling between trying to survive, see his kids he wants to see as not very responsible as he is, and trying to awkwardly win her back despite how they never were more than a fling because he likes them tall and buff like her (and as much as she denies it and calls him everything she is not unsensitive about it), all under his in-law uncaring eye

It was weird how in one year I had THREE dreams of a same headcanon a dream had created and not my own conscious self, and developped it more than I would !

It used to be a side thought, now I really headcanon it XD

[copydudeblog-blog]

Buzzin! What an awesome weekend that was! Spent the day riding dry, dusty n fast trails at #innerleithen then a BBQ courtesy of @timdgoodwin @leangreens then up to Glentress to play on some jumps. . . . . . #mtblifeadventure #mountainbikelifestyle #mtblifestyle #ukmtb #mtbiking #loamlife #enduromtb #santacruzbicycles #mtblove #nobaddays #mountainbiking #singletrack #livetomtb #mtbpictureoftheday #adventurelife #onelifeliveit #ridemoremtb #foxsuspension #mtbgram #mtbenduro #yourrideyourrules #justpullup #whipit @wolf.girl.mtb 📸 (at The Buzzard's Nest car park, Glentress)

[daffydoodles]

“3 minute intermission for drooling -- The Management“

[ben-the-hyena]

Hey people

Do you remember Beaky Buzzard from the Looney Tunes and his mom Mama Buzzard and brothers ?

And do you remember the Tex Avery short What's Buzzin' Buzzard with 2 buzzards in it one brown a bowl hat named Joe and one black with red hair named Jimmy Durante ?

Well I did not hear or see any of these characters in years and yet last night I dreamt of them and that Beaky Buzzard and his brothers were the sons of one and the nephews of the other ; and that was cute and hilarious so I am tempted to keep that as a HC

Few modifications though, in the dream the dad was Jimmy and the uncle was Joe but now I woke up it makes more sense it's the contrary, Jimmy is black like Mama buzzard so she could be his sister (plus unlike the dream Joe and Jimmy are not brothers lol) plus it's funny to explain why these "friends" who hate each other and are ready to eat each other still hang out together, family obligations, and maybe in Jimmy's case since he is more aggressive and angrier to make sure that bastard didn't leave after he got his sister gravid (both are bastards but I mean bastard or not it's his sister not some hoe, he took out his butcher knife and put it under Joe's neck)

Now we know from who Beaky took his pathetic hunting game : both dad and uncle. Also Mama Buzzard is tall where the 2 others seem small in comparison I bet they woulf if standing next to her and female birds of prey are bigger than males so it fits

Now I am unsure how it goes since the 2 buzzard guys are alone in the desert : was it before her ? After her and she kicked one and the other followed or even kicked the other because they were lame hunters where she is good ? Are they still married or divorced or never were married ? Was there any love or was Joe kind of "forced" to stick around after she got gravid ? Does he get to see the kids or not ? If not is it because he went to buy cigs or because she forbids him to ? Did Joe and Jimmy already each other before or was she the reason they met ?

I think I like the idea both cartoons take place at the same time, both guys knew each other they were not enemies but still annoying acquaintances, then Joe one day totally got his feathers up for Jimmy's strong tall sister when he saw her, not really love but things went a bit too fast and an accident ensued causing rage and fear in all parties, but he still liked the kids and she kicked him out when he saw he was lame allowed to see the kids only on weekends ; the brother meanwhile pretends he sticks around him to watch him and make sure he doesn't abandon the kids but in truth he took was kicked out because she was tired of hunting for her own brother lol

[ben-the-hyena]

I know that in context they are embarrassed and playing innocent now they revealed they have been trying to betray each other but even to little 5 years old me it always looked like a gay joke