#which I find absolutely hilarious

[becca-e-barnes]

It's been 3 weeks since I first starting thinking about this but I just can't shift the thought of making a subby!dbf!Bucky cum inside you so I'm gonna talk about it

But I really do mean "making" him cum inside you.

Like both hands on his neck while you ride him, watching him turn into the most beautiful mess, succumbing to pleasure he's not quite used to.

He's not used to it because he'd always worn a condom up until that point. Maybe he didn't think it could feel all that different but now that he's inside you, losing himself in how slick and soft you are, it's like nothing he's ever felt before.

"O-oh God, no." He whines, his hips rising off the bed to press every inch into you. His eyes have been closed almost the entire time you've been on top of him because he swears if he looks at you for too long, he's going to cum a lot faster than he wants to.

"Are you okay?" You ask softly, moving one hand from his neck to cup his cheek but he takes your wrist and clamps your hand back down on his throat.

"So good." He groans, whimpering each time you slide down on his length. There's almost a relief in this for him but it's a relief he didn't know he needed. He didn't think he would crave this as badly as he does but he knows he'll probably never want to use a condom again.

"Fuck..." He grunts, eyes squeezed shut, little beads of sweat gathering on his forehead. "Fuck, you need to stop. I'm gonna cum."

Arousal twists in your stomach, hearing he's lost himself in this so quickly. It's beyond rewarding, knowing he just can't bring himself to last any longer but you don't let yourself dwell on how it's quite a strange thing to be flattered by.

"No, you're gonna cum inside me." You readjust your grip on his neck and you watch the way his brow furrows, desperate to hold off his orgasm.

"Babe, no. Fuck, I gotta pull out." Despite what he's saying, his hands grip the meat of your hips, helping you work yourself on his length.

If he really wanted to, he's more than strong enough to shift you off him. He could push you back onto the bed with one hand. Half of his brain tells him he should but the other half tells him not to.

The latter half is dangerous. That half tells him you'd be a fantastic mother. It tells him you'd look so pretty with your tummy swelling with his baby. It tells him that this was your plan all along. This is what you want. You know the risk that comes with not letting him pull out.

"Cum inside me." You're adamant, flexing your fingers ever so slightly against his neck, bouncing on him until you feel his release shoot into your body.

"Fine. Oh God, fine. Take it." It's too late anyway and he knows it but seeing you look so damn smug just makes him cum even harder.

[enniewritesathing]

idk why you have two drinks, John, you know your tolerance is low.

[inkblackorchid]

Now that I have a slightly better understanding of how the rules of actual yugioh work, the duels in the show have actually become more interesting.

That said, if I’d turned “take a shot every time someone normal summons a monster in defence mode (even though that’s not allowed)” into a drinking game, I’d already be dead of alcohol poisoning twice over.

[languagenderflux]

i am so pain and tired. i can’t believe this is just a cold (covid and flu both negative). can i just be diagnosed with feels-like-shit-itis and never have to work again?  please?

[wildflowercryptid]

ya know. drayton's pretty bold for a dude that's 5'7".

[yardsards]

i think i rambled about it in the tags of a different post but. god. the way the hand of guidance was written just fucking Killed Me (in a good writing way). everything about the way she spoke to devo set off such alarm bells in my mind. and that part where she's basically like "you have to forgive me for all the ways i abused you... for your own good :)))" was just. yeah. it's really like that.

a while ago i saw some complaints that were like "griffin and travis seem to have really conflicting ideas as writers of what the benevolent parish is like, and that disconnect makes it sound like devo as a character is angry for literally no reason". and like. wow. you have straightup fallen for a fictional character's gaslighting attempts. the hand of guidance was doing some blatant textbook manipulation right there and you fell for it and went "wow. she is so nice."

[delkios]

Still can't get over the fact that after a year (two?) with the Empire, Scorch makes commander while Boss led one of the top commando squads for three years with the Republic and never got promoted passed sergeant.

[lunartflare64]

The turtles' tall, buff, strong silent type gfs meet. Julie and Raph are never gonna let Leonora live it down

[article-zero-art]

Thought about it and man,

We really made Viktor Vallakovich a visual novel protagonist last session.

[samgelina-jolie]

Dont wanna hear any arguments about what steddies song is when it's obviously Accidentally in love by the counting crows from the 2004 classic Shrek 2

[miwtual]

y’all are making me want to watch smosh but i don’t know where to start

i say start with the try not to laugh videos to get to know the cast <3 u could start with the skits as well but if ur like "who the hell are these guys" then i say start with the tntls!!

[is-your-name-anronpa-cause-dang]

The fic I’ve been reading for awhile now (that stars a trans shuichi) is finally letting him peg next chapter. Hands in the fucking air everybody 🎉

[thepinkseashell]

its so funny to me they mailed it to oli sykes of all people. they are not even friends to my knowledge so unless they're collabing or something pete just found this guys home address and mailed him a fucking seashell

[villainspo]

Reading Jonathan Hickman’s Fantastic Four run; immediately discovering that the bad guys are rather healthily philosophical about failure.

Source: FF (2011) #1, by Jonathan Hickman (writer), Steve Epting (pencils and inks), Rick Magyar (more inks), and Paul Mounts

[longagoitwastuesday]

Weasel is absolutely the best part of Ghost Babel other than Snake himself, and barely

[longroadstonowhere]

proserpine-in-phases hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet

Holy shit el goonish shive is still going?

hell yeah it is - the story even makes sense still!

(possibly for given values of sense? i can follow it pretty easily but i have been reading it for a solid fifteen years or so and periodically do a reread, so, you know, it’s conceivable that the story is not as easy to follow as i think of it)