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#i will warn you only once: tsc spoilers#literally just finished it as i am drafting this its 5am where i live#so you may be subjected to some nonsense#that all being said i have thoughts.and feelings#the kevin was lovely and tasted delicious! jean defending him at every turn even when he swears to hell and back he'll kick his ass#the kevjean was surprising i was only half expecting that#the dog metaphors i have to say i need this one cashed in. nora run me my check#im joking of course dont quote me on it#jean taking kevins promise to the end and living on it is seriously so. well.#'be careful with him' 'take kevin's name out of your ignorant mouth' 'you promised me'#also kevin getting called the court's queen had me tender and on my back oml#jean's relationship with the trojans is sweet and he is very interesting and complicated#a character with many moving parts im sure#there were a few things i did not care for#namely jeremy and the trojans felt remarkably flat to me bar lucas (by far the most interesting) and catalina on occasion#i didnt quite enjoy jeremy's pov and felt like he spent perhaps way too much time worrying over jean? if that makes sense#i wish he had some more complexity to him or really anything to catch a hook on#all we know is hes attractive and smiley and gets along terribly with his family#so much of his character is sucked out by jean he didnt feel like much more than a plot device to me#which i wouldnt mind if jeremy wasnt the literal main character alongside jean#i was living for everything jean thought but had to drag myself through jeremy's pov if im honest#uuuuh what else. neil! funny. deranged. i have to love him#andrew couldnt give less of a fuck about jean which is funny as all fuck#two bugs placed in the same habitat ignoring each other#the thing with elodie i thought was complicated. i wish we knew some more about her or that shed been mentioned a little earlier#but im assuming thats a topic to be revisited#uuuuuuuh yeah so thats most of it. i think my first thought and the one that sticked out the most to me is that the book felt remarkably#pedestrian#not necessarily in a bad way#it lacked to me one of the main appeals of aftg which were the numerous interesting side characters
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doodling ocs until 3am is having some effect on me
#but also im petsitting my sister's dog a little this morning and i#just realized my hw was due 9am instead of the regular 11:59pm 😐... why that due hour theres no class until tomorrowww even if it was like#due 11:59am i would think yeah fair but 9am? 😭 okay... i will do it anyway o7#lulu.txt#think about my ocs that i dont post about okay picture luciana and xavier in your mind i was trying to think of what their outfit styles#would be but i think both of them just wear whatever is nice...#i was trying to think of couples cosplay for them but usually i dont find character couples that suit my ocs it ends up being two random#characters which i find funny as hell. maybe one of them is like ok couple cosplay is cute so i'll chose a character that isnt even like me
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guys look at my husband isn't he awesome
(featuring e.rika and s.aburo)
#ash rambles 💚#you know... for his literal wife... i feel like i don't husbandpost very often#which is funny since he's on my mind every day#man ajshajshs i'm so lucky to have him. he's kind and strong and funny and sweet and respectful and just everything i could ever want#i dont talk about him as often as some others because. well. what do i even say? he's perfect he's my husband he's the guy i married#i'm his and he's mine and all that#i get so fucking cheesy whenever i talk about him but he's just so awesome! i always think about him even more at nighttime since man#his arms are so cozy! he's really warm and nice! he's like a fucking teddy bear!!!#hehehe i love him!#and you see that first picture? him looking at ash like that... AJSKAHSJAH#fucking hell i love being his wife so much :D
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I hate oversharing so much on here but god. I don't know who I can message just to say. hey I'm walking constantly for my job and my impulse self harm cut from earlier has been bleeding for hours and it's making me nervous. anyway what's up
#bc how do i say that without worrying anyone haha#ed mumbles#self harm /////#i don't rly want anyone to say anything or do anything about it#i think i just want someone to know whats happening#also sometimes ill be talking to all these people and suddenly im like#why did i do that? lol why the hell.. do i even have this problem#im so silly!!#nobody else i know has this problem!! so why do i do this!!!!!#edit also i find it weirdly funny#cause i present an extremely happy energetic personality#which is why im so good at this job lmao#but im interviewing people and having all these jaunty conversations at a fun event#and in my mind im like :) they dont know im bleeding thru my pants rn cause im clinically fucked :)
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in this episode of Top 10 Moments Before Disaster Strawberry "Everything can be solved by just talking" Rexica is released onto the battle field
#spacie spoinks#two talk#straw: im gonna gank you steven universe style#YOOUUUU CAN MAKE IT BETTERRRRR WE DONT HAFTA FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT#i wanna keep rambling in tags cuz im excited but im afraid people can read my mind#which is impossible b/c you have no context clues but i will still keep it vague enough that nothing is spoiled#anyway i wrote something really fucked up actually#OMG WHENEVER I FINALLY GET TA THAT PART I COULD MAKE SUCH A FUNNY MEME#or other ppl could#i mean‚ i cant make all the funnies (i might not be able ta resist)#ANYWAYS I KEEP HAVING BIG BRAIN IDEAS MY OUTLINE OF PART 2 WENT FROM 2 TA 11 PAGES IN THE SPAN OF 2 DAYS#HELL YEAAAAAAAH#im book marking this post for future use#hehehehhehehe
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oh and btw during my nap i had a dream i was with dave and he was super cuddly and silly 👍 so that was cool
#cherry chats#shit lets be rails ill be the shoosh to your pap#I FEEL SILLY WHENEVER I TYPE THAT TAG OUT BUT I LOVE THAT LINE SO MUCH HRUEHGESGRSE#it also means if i ever rb dave art and tag it people will know im not in love with him without having to check my blog#anyways. theres no way that mfer isnt touch starved as hell#he grew up with a complete lack of any physical contact aside from being attacked with swords all day#so i think he can be a little cuddly due to that. as a treat#which is also funny cause i really dont like physical affection all that much#like best case scenario i dont mind it and worst case scenario just thinking about touching another human makes me wanna throw up lol#BUT STILL!!!!!!!!!! my f/os r different because Um well they are not real
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ok i finished the matrix. me when movie that is universally acclaimed and beloved is really fucking good: omg no way why isnt anyone talking about this
#it was super good. i cannot deny this shit goes unbelievably hard#i did not realize there was going to be a bunch of scary killer robot monsters so that was an awesome surprise. hell yeah#also i was watching this late at night and just kind of taking it all in so i wasnt rlly watching it with the transgenderisms in mind#but in the scene where the agent called him ''mr anderson'' and he was like ''my name... is NEO!'' that was awesome and super transgender#i think its really funny and cool that this movie which is so universally loved but has also been hijacked by insane conservatives#was literally made by two trans women. i'll never get over that like ik they werent out when it was made#but it just makes me laugh. also shoutout to this movie for indirectly causing ''-pilled'' to become a thing#bcuz that shit is funny as hell and i love saying it#anyways i dont have much more to say. it was sick as fuck and i enjoyed it a lot thumbsup#serena.txt
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its impossible for you all to understand how much of my thoughts r in sweeney references. like there is one person on this earth who understand and its my sibling who is similarly inclined...
#bc i cant at work just be like. I had him and then . but with lamp. i can say the first thing that comes to mind#which lets say hypothetically its oot and im trying to get all the poes and theres one left.omg just have to get this one FUCKING poe. so#easy. go to the cunt. its under that little thangy on the other side of the river from the stairs to kakariko. spoilers if yr trying to#find all the poes in oot but im gonna go ahead n tell you nothing is worth dealing with this cunt.#but anyeays. Omg there he is. shoot him. he runs away#im riding on epona teying to catch him trying to shoot HE KEEPS FUCKING GETTING AWAY. IT TOOK ME 2. FUCKING. HOURS.#and like. my 3rd to last attempt. i was so. so fucking close. like one more shot i wouldve gotten him yk. so close. but he gets away. and#Immediate immediate reaction was I had him and then . his throat was there beneath my hand. NO I HAD HIM !!! HIS THROAT WAS THERE NOW HELL#NEVER COME AGAIIIIIIIIN. it was very funny#bc i was genuinely shaking with rage look i dont often relate to sweeney im gonnacome out and say bad dude yk. in that moment ? i was like#no to be honest there IS a hole in the world like a great black pit and its filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of#the world inhabit it . and yk who one of those vermin is. That fucking poe that fucking poe i hate him i want him dead.#i want his wife. Dead. i want his wife. Dead. i want his wife. Dead. i want his w#my fav video i miss it..#but anyways yes its near constant. i cant even say yes eithout my brain going yesss... Isnt that her . Shadow-on-the wall 😏? where Theree#Primping making herself even prettier than USUALL if possible.pretty women etc#i cant say oh no without going OH NOOOOO!!! ohhhg goddddd... dont i know you... she said....................#i love final scene mainly bc i love hearing all the sweeneys realizing its lucy Spoilers btw. not bc its like an avting momentbut bc its SO#FUNNYYYY. 2006's oh god genuinely sends me into hysterics. hs says oh no in lowercase and then goes oHhhfh goD...... its so funny#and who is it that does the rly ling OH NOOOO. its the original one ITS SO FUNNYYY#first of all the kittle bahbuh!!! after Its only a miserable old be- is so long its so funny#and then awkward beat of silence and then OH NOOOOOOO!!!!! and then he says oh my god . in the most harrowed voice ever#ITS SO FUNNYYYY#everybody go listen to final scene Firstly it is my favorite sweeney song probably. love loven ofc 2012 number one 4everr the lyrics r#slightly different from every other version bc 2012 sweeney Technically likee. well its set in a different time period normal sweeney is i#think like. late 1800s? 2012 is 1930s bc of the parallels with like capitalism and what have you.. so the framing device is its a group of#factory workers talking abt sweeney GUYS 2012 IS SO FUCKING GOOD IT MAKES ME PHYSICALLY ILL.#but ya its be like. og sweeney is set during the industrial revolution so like yk. n then the 1930s with labor unions n all that was going#on.. u get it u get it anyways. its so good but some kf the lyrics r sliiiightly tweaked just to like. suit the time period better and im#going to say something blasphemous . 2012s lyrics r so much better and flow nicer and dont sound as stilted like. the older ones dont sound
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shadowbringers is probably still my favorite xpac but the 1v1 between zenos and the wol is my favorite cutscene in the entire game. You know the one
#misc#ff#i was losing my fucking MIND when i first saw it and i still am tbqh#I DONT EVEN LIKE ZENOS. LIKE I DONT EVEN REALLY LIKE HIM AS A CHARACTER. but him being introduced as a subplot in endwalker as just this#fucking insane dude that DESPERATELY wants your attention and is creating hell in his wake to the point where you decide to just#slap him silly is never not funny as fuck and the fight is sick as hell. i do kind oif like zenos calling us out for fighting primarily for#the thrill of it because we want to push ourselves which feels more directed towards the player than the actual wol. i like that.#obviously you dont have to answer 'that i cant deny' and have a variety of different options but the first one speaks to me#endwalker spoilers
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i see a pattern that nobody else sees.
the first three… maybe four seasons of south park, spongebob, and family guy were golden in every way.
but they were all supposed to end.
spongebob was supposed to end after it’s third season per mr. hillenburg’s request. south park was supposed to end after it’s third season due to low ratings. family guy was even cancelled a few times.
but they’re all still here, 20+ years later.
and… they’re all shit! family guy is overly violent, spongebob is dumb as fuck, and south park is way too political and an obvious attempt at two middle-aged men trying to stay “hip n’ cool n’ relevant.”
i miss when spongebob was about two (maybe three or four) random dudes vibing under the sea and not about four dumbasses farting & spewing unfunny joke after unfunny joke for 10 minutes. i miss when south park was four random kids going on the most unrealistic adventures ever (mecha-streisand for example) and not one unsubtle/unfunny joke after the other with some politics or drama laced between. i miss when family guy was about a… family and not six people. fighting. spewing unfunny jokes.
and that is my speech.
#.souloftheintrovert#and don’t think that i dont love sp0ngeb0b or s0uth p4rk#because i do!#i grew up with sp0ngeb0b and s0uth p4rk. hell. yall know sp is my favorite show#but the newer seasons are meh at best. completely intolerable at worst.#the first three seasons had their bad episodes… yeah. but they’re bad episodes werent even bad. they just weren’t my favorite. but now…#now the newer seasons have their good episodes… but they’re good episodes aren’t necessarily good. they’re just better than the others…#which isn’t a hard thing to accomplish when your newer episodes are fucking trash#but at least those shows know how old they want their audience to be. sp0ngeb0b is trying to get young kids (seven and younger) to watch#the show. which is nice… but it’s not educational at best and vomit-inducing at worst. the first three seasons were so good because anyone#seven year olds or their grandmas could watch the first three seasons and both of them will be just as entertained. anyway. sp used to be#tv-14 but that changed around season 4-5. but they always aimed the show at (for lack of a better word) ‘older’ people (people above 16)#but because the newer seasons are so political/trying to be relevant to whats happening irl… they limit themselves to adults which is fine#but they limit themselves to adults who dont mind politics in a show that’s supposed to entertain. not remind you whats going on outside.#they arent even subtle anymore. i remember miss information back in season 2-3. but in the song ‘safe space’ the villain is REALITY?#thats so fucking subtle. and fam1ly guy? way too violent. i feel like seth wants it to get cancelledso he just pumps out shit season on top#of shit season. its not funny. not unexpected. its just boring and predictable. shame.
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#nevermind i was just sleep deprived and being dramatic lmao#he’s just some guy#bro he is#he is so fucking cute it’s not funny anymore#he’s attractive as hell and such a snazzy lil dresser#he always makes me laugh and our inside jokes are incomprehensible in the best way#i get so much pure joy just from talking to him that it’s just a little barbaric#i just want to know what his hand feels like with his fingers locked in mine#i want to hold onto him and spin around in his kitchen making food and minding his cats weaving through our legs#i want to curl into him on the couch and watch movies and put my head in his lap so i have to crane my neck up and around to see him properl#i want to lean into his personal space and look at his lips and not be afraid that i’m doing something i shouldn’t#i want to crash into him at the end of a long day and just be in his arms and listen to the sweet hum of his lungs hold me like a lullaby#god i just want something to HAPPEN#because things are always fucking HAPPENING between us but nothing’s HAPPENED to make me Know it isn’t all in my head#like we pretty hellkin much went on a date going for a walk in the woods and then watching a movie afterward#in the words of a friend: you dont watch corpse bride alone with someone after going on a walk in the woods. not platonically.#another friend was breaking out shit theyd noticed from LAST YEAR that makes them think he’s into me#my friends are pretty convinced that he’s into me and that just……that kinda fucks me up bc what if he doesnt? howd ALL these ppl get duped?#i guess i never realized how close we really were already which. does that >really< say anything…?#was this a didnt know what was right in front of me situation?#are we getting to the chorus? to the climax? to the thick of things?#what is Happening#what is happening between us#what are we doing what are we becoming is there anything really here
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Modern day like not paldea, like irl modern au seaweed would def be a stoner one way or another
#z rambles#i think unlike normal seaweed who rather occupied his time exploring the out door and overwork themselves to death#i think modern au weed would be far worse and far more destructive not ro anyone but def to himsslf#hed sacrfice himsslf for anyone and dont care for what. prolly a stoner to take his mind off things. desire for perfection and shit#alfho weed have a strong upbeat personality pretty sure you can sense the deep emptiness that they fill with smoke and work#im sure modern au weed would still.absolutely love the outdoor but addictions fucked man that mf is rolling up a joint in the great outdoor#modern au changing school (which in this case id love it to be college instead) wpuld mean a nee page in weeds life#tbh i think in the game itself before transfering weed was probably destructive but less so#thr wish to chabge and escape an old life youve no longer feel safe in is strange but its strong i can tel u that#happened to me i could have a say or two#i dont want it to be too realistic but tbh its kinda realistic when u think about it#holding back your eventual breakdown is oretty easy and i had to play only for a couple of days in game but 3 irl#so im sire weed wasnt letting that wall fuck them up that fast#plus they had decided to stay free out of their destructuve behavior and i think having a mission helped and the outdoor too#for once theres a very real sense of purpose that tbh in the best word. enrichss thwir life better than anything previously#with this and their own determination i think they push forward easier then they had anticipated#sometimes things are simpler than what we think#ya kmow this post was supposed to be funny like haha shitty stoner#and then boom real recognize real moment rhe hell.......#tbh even if i did write the story i donf rhink id ever talk about weeds fucksd up past much#i still want weed personality to be upbeat kind and preciohs 👍
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every couple of years my body rebels against me in the most hilarious ways possible
#in hindsight its funny as hell but that new years in seventh grade was awful actually#like girl i got the stomach flu AND got so severely dehydrated i needed to be hospitalized? fucking wild#i remember being in urgent care in the waiting room and there was this tiny child like 7 or 8 across from me#we were both leaning on our moms but i guess i looked a lot more miserable than he felt bc he just kept staring in horror lmao#u know how they usually get ur baseine stats before letting a doctor see u? i dont even remember that#like i vaguely remember the nurse teling me to sit on a chair to get my blood pressure#which was probably shit#but i dont remember how j got on that chair tbh#i remember i was just kinda like. slumped over#and then they brought a wheelchair to take me to a room#and then i was just laying there#and then a nurse came in and was like ok time to put an iv in you!#and i still had thr presence of mind ti protest#idk if i cried or not#dont know if i had enough water in me to do that lmaoo#but i was yelling i think?? idk man ivs fucking hurt#but yeah then i was just laying there while they prepared a more legit room for an overnight stay#the dehydration thing was like. whatever like u know i was barely alive enough to process that lmfao but the actual stomach flu part before#before that?fucking awful. i didnt even have a chance to have mew years dinner#and then everyone insisting i drink gatorade to get fluids back or whatever cuz i ket throwing up#and then i kept throwing THAT up so it just made it worse#AND THEN being forced to go to sleep in my regular bed instead of my parents bed :(#truly ive never felt so awful#and then my mom going ugh when i was complaining on the drive to the hospital#like mam im shriveling up as we speak i think im entitled to some complaints#imaging starting your year off with a hospital stay#everyone like michelle how was winter break? oh fine! kicked off the year with a bang by getting hospitalized <3#michi tag
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Not quite what they seem ||
pairing: aomine x top male reader
warnings: sex in school,role reversal
Popular! Aomine who everyone expects to be this tough and super masculine guy. Yet they don't know he bottoms for the quiet nerdy guy that people barely pay attention to. They don't that (name) has a big ass cock and knows how to use it nor that he is fucking handsome and funny as hell.
But Aoimine does and thats why he dating him after all...
When his friends spot him pulling (name) into the bathroom they all assume he's being bullied. When thats far from the truth.
"Hurry up (name)." Daiki groaned helping him pull his trousers down faster.
"I''ve never seen you this desperate for my cock before." I grinned making Daiki glare at him.
"Shut u-." He began to say it would have been more threatening if he currently wasn't being fingered.
I inserted another finger scissoring him open curling your fingers hitting his prostrate making him moan out loud.
"please~ please more." He whispered cock leaking and i obliged i couldnt act like i couldnt wait to get inside his perfect ass.
He leaned on the stall as he waited in bated breath as i eased into him filling him up completely and shit did he feel so good around me. I couldn't hold myself back before grabbing his waist fucking into him.
"Augh fe-feels so good." He moans as he gets fucked harshly.
"You're meant for this aren't you. Meant to be a little cocksleve for me." I grunted spanking him eliciting a squeal out of him.
"yes~ mhm m' gonna cum p-please"
"Already? Whats the point of that cock if I dont even have to touch it to make you cum, huh?" I smirked watching as he flushed in humiliation squeezing around me. "come for me baby." I whispered in his ear slowly stroking his cock.
His body tenses up as he complies to my orders cumming hard he lay there limp in my arms not expecting me to continue thrusting.
"Sto-stop (name) i just came." He whined i paid him no mind as i chased my orgasm. He withered only moans coming out of his mouth as I used his body as a ragdoll.
My thrusts became more sloppy as I orgasmed filling him up pulling one more orgasm out of Daiki. I panted as I wiped my self down coming down from my high fixing my glasses.
I looked down at my boyfriend who looked a treat drool on his face, his pupils blown and hair a mess. I would go for another round if we wasn't at school.
I cleaned him up as best I could I'm a school bathroom and he let me with no argument. He was always more quiet after sex which was a good change from his usual boisterous attitude.
We may have to have sex at school more often...
They left the bathroom not knowing that Daiki's friends heard everything and would never look at him the same.
And if Daiki walked with a limp the rest of the day they definitely didn't say anything...
#zeusy☁️#aomine daiki#aomine x reader#knb#sub character#top male reader#seme male reader#kuroko no basket
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i love translation workkkkk i love seeing how translators adapt the text to another language. they decided to make hayakawa rhyme everything he says in french instead of showing he has trouble pronouncing r sounds. do i think its good. not necessarily but it certainly is an interesting way to show he has a very particular way of speaking (that others comment on often)
#i was actually curious about imayoshi and how to translate kansai dialect in french bc i cant think of a way 2 actually Write french accents#the way its usually adapted into a southern accent in english#but they didnt do anything special. which i understand bc again. i just dont know how id do it either#and also its only ever commented on Once when imayoshi goes to teiko to meet aomine#so its not like its necessary or anything for his dialogue to make sense#i prefer when its made obvious in some way bc it shows that touou actively recruits strong players from all over japan#and so a lot of them live at the school far from home so its like a way to keep in mind what kind of school touou is#but still! interesting stuff. love to see what kind of decisions translators take when adapting the text#that said the french translation is funny as hell LOL. the wording is so weird it doesnt feel natural at all. im having a blast#its possible im just not used to it cuz i never read manga in french anymore. but its still very funny#imayoshinobasuke
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OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 3
Propaganda:
Ravenpaw/Barley:
kitties who were outcast from previous groups they were a part of and find and live with each other. they are canonical mates even though theyre both dudes. they grow old together, but ravenpaw gets cancer and dies before barley (he lives to be considered old in warrior cats years). however ravenpaw wanted to be in the same kitty afterlife that barley will go to, so they can be together in kitty afterlife. barley is still alive though as far as we know and might be the oldest living cat in the series now.
also i just think its funny to call little kitty cats "old man yaoi"
Bob Zanotto/Helmut Fullbear:
THEY LITERALLY MADE MR CRY THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED THE GAME. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND THEY FINALLY GET TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO ME.
they are married in canon and are epic and amazing. they had sad canon events where bob thought helmut was dead for like 30 years or something but helmut WASN'T dead his brain was still alive and they are reunited in the game first by way of stealing an evil dictator's body and then later on they put helmut's brain in a ball as a temporary fix while they go out to find his body which has been frozen in ice. the game forces you to walk through bob's memory of saying his vows at their wedding ceremony and it's seriously some of the most romantic and heartwarming shit i've ever heard, especially "just when i thought i was turning to seed, you made me bloom again" like my god. i love them
they're gay and old as hell!!!! there's a level dedicated to their wedding!!!
Helmut is voiced by Jack Black and is currently a brain in a ball, and Bob knows him so well that the mental image of him in his drunken mind says things Bob KNOWS the real Helmut would never say. Also Helmut is temporarily in the body of a guy voiced by Elijah Wood-
#round 3#polls#gay elders tourney#tournament poll#ravenpaw#barley#warriors#warrior cats#ravenbarley#bob zanotto#helmut fullbear#psychonauts#vikingvines
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