#whichever is funnier

[piastrionpole]

"i like competition, but i like to be on top of the competition"

me too, max, me too

[death-by-moth]

Wait I just realized that if you include Sofanthiel, there are a total of nine slugcats. There are also nine TF2 mercs.

I can assign each Merc a different scug.

[bloodpressurecuff]

my pussy was so good/bad it started a folk punk band

[totographer]

[FOOD]

~Reina

[FOOD] - sender sets something to eat down in front of receiver.

“Oooh.” Ren awes over the dish set before her, already salivating just looking at it. Or well, she started drooling when Reina started cooking and she smelt it, but that doesn’t really matter. “It looks amazing!”

Reina grows a lot of her own food, so this dish is not only home made but home grown! And Ren can’t wait to dig in, but first:

“I’ll make breakfast tomorrow!” Ren comments, being awfully bold with her intentions, if subtle. “My father used to make one mean Kalos toast, and he taught it to me! I’ll make it tomorrow, just for you.”

With that, she takes her first bite with a happy hum.

[basingstokemercury]

(me, explaining who the worst villain in the canon is)

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

Hello Tumblr grandson, how have you been?

When's your birthday btw if you're comfortable with sharing

Hello Tumblr Abuelita, for internet purposes lets say Halloween! (🍁🍂🍬October🎃baby 🕷🕸🦇)

[secretly-a-meme]

Me, at my adult job, at 9 in the am today, fully procrastinating my job to internet boop strangers: Haha get bapped idiots

[23andtiredofbeingme]

Did you tho?

[nullapophenia]

hi

[redstonedust]

something i havent seen talked about is the fact that scar's ''hotguy'' persona is said to be a washed up 80s actor. however there isnt any indication that he's playing a separate character. so to me that means either A) scar is at least 60 years old and had a whole career he just hasnt brought up until now or B) scar is committing identity fraud.

[tozettastone]

Someone should write the BG3 characters in Thedas though. Not so they can fight, just for fun. There are 11 fics in the crossover tag, which is a good start.

Shadowheart and Astarion are reeling at their sudden plummeting social capital, Lae'zel lands in rural Ferelden and gets mistaken for a darkspawn 6 times in an hour, Karlach and Will both get mistaken for demons and/or abominations, Gale has had to break out of the Gallows and is now wandering the Kirkwall sewers in search of healing...

Halsin wanders around in the Korcari Wilds, kills some slavers, cuddles a halla, makes friends with a bunch of Chasind and hooks up with a woman—who might be an aasimar?—who can turn into a dragon. He's very sad about the Blight but he is, on average, having a grand time.

[the-meme-monarch]

wtf. girldad <3 (mostly)

(link to the reference for the second img)

[bleh1bleh2]

Bonus:

[theminecraftbee]

STUPID FIC CONCEPT TWO HUNDRED AND SOMETHING: scar has been Horse Cursed by bdubs. this means, of course, that one day he wakes up transformed into a horse, and must go through a series of ridiculous shenanigans to become not-a-horse and solve his horse curse. post now,

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

Jaya Twins! *jazz hands*

(thank this ask cuz I haven't been able to get them out of my head since)

So, Quinn and Finn Smith-Walker, at your service!

Quinn (left, she/her) is the older twin by five minutes, and the Inheritor of Lightning. Finn (right, he/him, the name is a coincidence I swear—) is the next Inheritor of Water. Original, I know, I know, but I'd be breaking my own rules otherwise ;P

Quinn doesn't make as big a deal out of being the older twin, but Finn milks his "youth" for all its worth

Finn: But I'm too young to be doing my own dishes. Quinn should do mine instead like a good big sister 🥺 Quinn: Finn, so help me—

whatever was here before no it wasn't Might have to change up some things with Cam here, but they're born just a bit before The Merge (so they're about three years old when it happens), and upon the Great Separation of Everyone, Finn winds up with Nya and Quinn winds up with Amnesiac!Jay. Jay can figure out well enough that this must be his daughter (power of love GO) but raising her to be somebody without even knowing who he is? The drama.

Nya, meanwhile, has far less of a struggle raising Finn but hoo boy the torment of not knowing where her husband + other kid is. To be continued...

Their gis are very simple because I'm lazy they're training gis! No matter what they always wear complimenting colors because they like to represent both of their Elemental heritages, regardless of their inherited element. The twin thing is just a bonus.

(they also have mismatched eyebrows cuz I thought it'd be funny~)

Finn laments a little bit since Quinn was the one to inherit one of the ~Core Four~, buuut he's the one that gets his potential first

Jay: Wow, it took your mom AGES to get her True Potential!! Nya: e-e

And then Quinn gets hers and literally starts flying circles around him snksnk

Neither of them are remotely interested in mechanics or engineering or anything of the sort. Riding in a mech is cool (and Quinn aspires to be a pilot like her dad), but building one??? Bleh, too much effort. (Finn does like model building tho, so Jay at least has that going for him. But Quinn has an extremely "girly" phase at one point and Nya is bewildered)

Jay: ...are you sure they weren't swapped with some other twins at birth??? These can't be ours-! Nya: Jay, we were both there. Finn: Are you saying we were adopted?!?! Nya: No! The only one adopted around here was your father. Quinn & Finn: *gasp*

Finn is an insanely good swimmer. He wears googles on his head to be more like his dad, but his are strictly just for underwater-based purposes. Nya jokes that he's more fish than person (which at this rate, who knows!)

Quinn can't swim at all (like her Uncle Kai used to be) and will absolutely sink like a rock. Time at the beach is spent zapping sand and making glass sculptures while Finn's out there making friends with fish hgfdfds

But, as super-powered twins tend to be, they are stronger when they're fighting together. While they can't use each others powers, they can fuse their powers (like their parents did way back when) to form the Hydroelectric Dragon as needed, along with other deadly storm-worthy combinations.

Cam and Lucina attempt to babysit them once, but all four combined are just asking for off-the-walls disaster and chaos (and thus further emergency babysitting is left to Seven and/or Kai's oldest kid)

[sonknuxadow]

GAY ANIMALS JUMPSCARE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!