#whines T^T

[fandom-blahs]

What happened to CrazyTom is crazy and going through the twitter comments is insane, people justifying it so weird.

You can look up very old threads on the ASOIAF forum or reddit where people talk about how bad the Jaehaera’s ending is and how it’s one of the weaker, if not the weakest parts, of the dance (or post dance? Idk how to classify it) and F&B in general (not the weakest in that case)

Daenaera just pops up as the realm’s hottest 6 year old and you’re just like yup hahaha there goes GRRM again with his quirky writing.

I promise you just look up pre-HOTD threads about Jaehaera it has nothing to do with Daenaera being black in the HOTD!verse.

The way people defend it has me going crazy because with the arguments they’re putting forth it’s clear none of them …ever tried giving GRRM’s writing a go, it’s just so sensitive “why would your ant Aegon III to be sad and be….” huh??

It’s so obvious that the twitter fight is just a dumb extension for the TB/TG shit fight when in the past it was more of “why did GRRM forsake a perfect ending for the dance to encapsulate how useless this civil war is”

[yuwuta]

I LOVE UR BRAIN SO BAD 😭😭😭 YOU ALWAYS POST THEBBEST HEADCANONS AND THOUGHTS LIKE. WORK HUSBAND GOJO. AND JUST HAVING A WHOLE IMAGINATION OF THE OFFICE W NANAMI AND HIGURUMA AND TOJI I?????? I WANT TO LIVE IN YOUR BRAIN

TEEHEEEE you’re so sweet <33333 the work husband to actual husband to househusband gojo pipeline is so so real to me and the office au that comes with it truly does take up space in my brain, so here’s some more loosely established points 

satoru has been your work husband since you got your first job in undergrad. you two met in your dorms, and became friends, and eventually you thought a job would help with your time management skills, so you got a very low-maintenance position at the front desk of the library. satoru applied right after you and schmoozed the two little old librarians into giving him the same shifts as you. that was probably the first moment satoru knew he was a little bit in love with you—because he had no reason to have a job while in school, but this small change in your schedule made him miss you so much that he was moved to get his very first job, probably ever, just to spend more time with you. 

he wasn’t bad at his library receptionist job, but he technically wasn’t good at it, either. if a student asked him for a laptop charger or to check out a book or something, he could do that, but anything else he’d just smile and say, “oh, you’ve gotta ask the pretty girl right there about that, she knows way more than me,” and bat his eyelashes at you. except, then, when you did need to get up to grab something for someone, satoru would just spring up instead, and tell you he’s got it. it’s like… he was incapable of helping anybody else unless he got to flirt with you, and then help you out to help them out……… strange boy 

anyways, satoru makes it a habit to assist you through your student jobs throughout undergrad, and then follows you to the same law school and repeats the process there. (also not to elle woods-ify him a bit but his father heavily questions him going to law school btw because satoru has never showed any interest in working, let alone following in his footsteps to be a lawyer, and now he’s going to law school? his mom is a bit sharper though, because when satoru tells his parents he’s going to the same law school as you, she just smiles and sips her tea and wonders if her son has already made a trip to their family jeweler). 

the firm is large, but the floor you work on is a pretty close knit group. there’s hiromi’s office at the tail end, which is the largest because he’s managing partner and he practically lives in there. on the other end, both you and nanami have decently sized offices. satoru doesn’t like hiromi at first because he thinks he’s mean. then satoru watches him play a little prank on kento, and suddenly the two of them are best friends. it would be a surprisingly wholesome friendship if their common denominator wasn’t irritating kento, and acting as guard dogs for you. 

kento’s office used to be just the bare necessities—law books, his degree, basic furniture, maybe a fancy paperweight, until satoru got his hands on it and decked it out. which is not something kento asked for, nor he thinks is necessary, but that doesn’t stop satoru from continually adding little trinkets and decorations and art to his office to make it livelier. when kento first meets you, he’s surprised when you tell him satoru gojo is going to be your secretary because kento interned for satoru’s father for two summers during law school, but when kento sees you and satoru together for the first time, it answers all of his questions. satoru couldn’t be more of a lovesick fool if he tried. 

listen the ex-convict to single father to janitor to lawyer toji pipeline is so real to me. while toji is working as a janitor at the firm, satoru slips once and then jokes that toji shines the floors too aggressively on purpose to make him slip, toji tells him to fuck off and he can sue for harassment. they truly don’t like each other at first, but once satoru steals toji’s masterkey to get into your office one night after you’re gone to leave flowers, and handle some paperwork to lighten your load in the morning, toji is sort of impressed. he still almost hits him with a broomstick, but even someone as gruff as him can see that satoru had pure intentions. toji is a lot of things, but he’s not immune to or devoid of love or passion. so, eventually he and satoru develop a weird sort of banter and respect for each other. one day someone actually tries to accuse toji of not putting the wet floor sign down and how it’s gonna be a lawsuit because some lowlife janitor fucked up his $3000 suit. satoru catches the argument as he’s heading upstairs and recognized the schmuck as the stuck up lawyer on the other side of kento’s case. satoru’s ready to jump in, but toji’s displaying an impressive amount of physical restraint and legal knowledge that when the dust is all settled, satoru asks him if he ever considered being a lawyer. toji laughs at it at first, but after a month of serious consideration (and megumi becoming a college freshman), he figures it can’t be all that bad. and turns out, toji’s a half-decent lawyer—once you’ve spent so much of your life skirting (or blatantly breaking) the law, you become pretty good at getting people out or around it, too. and with his life experience, he’s a pretty good judge of character; so when it comes time to lock up the bad ones, toji makes sure they get the maximum sentence.

except he has a bad habit of sending out emails with “URGENT: NEEDS ATTN” in the subject, which prompts you, kento, and hiromi to rush to his office, just to see toji with his feet up on his desk tell you that, “the emergency is i hate the opposing counsel, and now that i work on this side of the law i’d really like to not kill him, so somebody else should take this case.” 

anyways back to work husband secretary satoru. he pulls you out of boring meetings under the guise of an urgency, just for him to admit that the emergency is that he missed you, and you two were gonna be late for your lunch reservation. because he’s actually a licensed attorney, he can actually carry out duties an associate otherwise would, which saves you a lot of time and trouble; and it means that satoru gets to work even more closely with you, which is always an upside for him. sometimes you ask him to hand you documents and instead he just hands you his hand. and then pretends to blush and preen like a schoolgirl which always draws way too much attention to the two of you, but there’s no way to stop him either. he takes your coat off of your shoulders when you arrive in the morning, and helps you put it back on in the evening. when you tell him you’re looking for an apartment closer to the firm, he has eight places lined up for viewing, and one surprise at the end which happens to be the other vacant penthouse suite in his apartment building; which, conveniently, would make you satoru’s neighbor. he claims that it’ll be just like in college, but it certainly doesn’t feel that way when you finally move in and satoru can now loudly and proudly proclaim, “see you at home!” in the halls at work now. 

[yandere-daydreams]

I'm a big promoter of making what you want to see, I know everyone isn't "naturally gifted", but you can build skill with study and practice.

You wanna see a fic for something niche? Write it! You wanna see a yandere fic for this one character who doesn't have yandere? Write it! You wanna see something cute and fluffy? Write it!

I know that having to write what you want to read can suck, but if you stick with it long enough, you'll start to see other people come out of the woodwork too and I think that's the best part.

exactly!!! i think fandom in it's best form is just kinda one big group project where everyone contributes something to the collective conversation, so it's very counter-intuitive to try and pick on the people who are doing their best to make more of the things they love when you yourself are simply. not. i get that not everyone has time to write and draw for pleasure, but if you're going to bitch about what other people do contribute, you really have to be adding something yourself. if you think there are too many dead dove fics, block the tags/authors and write some fluff. absolutely curate your own experience, but don't try to curate everyone's unless you want fan-spaces to die out entirely.

[retributory]

i honestly kind of find it blatantly offensive that people act like it's weird for xie lian to be submissive because he's also a strong character, especially because this is often posited as if it's somehow more morally correct for him to be dominant. the fact that this is parroted so often on the other hellsites is mind-blowing to me because not only is it just homophobic nonsense, it's obvious that he's submissive BECAUSE he is strong.

let's put aside the fact that xie lian was raised in a religion and culture that strictly punishes sexual thought and action and that he barely even knows how to process his sexual feelings let alone act on them. have you ever stopped to think about the actual soul-crushing horror of being unable to die no matter what?? in the coffin by itself he was there for 100 years, staked in the chest, in complete silence and darkness, in stagnant, unmoving air. alone. he's so used to being starving, poisoned and in pain that he straight doesn't even notice it sometimes. he has been drowned, stabbed, set on fire, poisoned, trampled, suffocated - and he never ever puts aside time to process that or talk about it. he puts other before himself 100% of the time. he time and time again destroys himself willingly. he IS strong, because he HAS to be strong. he has never been allowed to be anything but strong.

so it is, i think, objectively a good thing that hua cheng makes him sit down and be selfish sometimes. i think it is good that hua cheng makes it so that xie lian doesn't HAVE to be the strong one all the time. i think it is good that when xie lian feels comfortable ignoring pain and hunger, hua cheng bosses him around, gets stern and mean, makes him eat, makes him wear something comfortable, makes him enjoy himself. hua cheng knows what xie lian wants - he also knows that xie lian struggles with wanting. domination is not something selfish and cruel, and it's absurd and homophobic to view it as such. he enjoys dominating xie lian, of course, but he also enjoys being able to fulfill the needs and wants of his wife, even when xie lian struggles to realize or articulate them. nevermind that xie lian's pov makes it clear that he delights when hua cheng is "wicked and tender" to him . . .

xie lian does not know how to be kind to himself. he spent 800 years calmly accepting whatever terrible thing would happen to him, spending most of it alone, shrugging off all misfortunes because otherwise it would be completely maddening to actually fully bear the weight of the suffering he goes through. why wouldn't it be comforting for him to let his husband that he loves more than anything else in the world take the reins for him . . . ? why wouldn't he like to be treated like something soft and precious to be tenderly taken care of instead of shouldering the weight of everything by himself all the time? xie lian is barely able to conceptualize the idea of intimate wanting at first because he has had it so hammered into his brain that wanting is something to be ignored and pushed down. he likes being dominated by hua cheng because hua cheng forces him to be selfish and indulge in pleasure that he is simply not able to allow himself to feel alone.

you have to ignore so much of the text to believe that it's out-of-character somehow for him to submit to hua cheng, and yet i see it all the time so SOMEHOW people are interpreting it this way. i fail to even begin to comprehend why this is so widespread. mind-boggling

[nancythebisexualslutwheeler]

So… guess what… mutuals and non mutuals alike join me here to say…

IM FUCKING PREGNANT

[basinbabygirl]

My boyfriend made me cum last night just from us grinding on each other…three times….. yeah he’s kind of great

[shine-n-bright]

"Tough the pain remains, And though it may be hard"

"I'll carry on"

-Good morning

A little fan art of a bunch of ocs (+Hero & Brandi) by @hero-deserves-to-be-happy

(I do hope you don't mind the outfit changes in their designs,,, o_o)

They show up in a very amazing fic called "When Sun Shines Again" on Ao3!

If you to are a random hero fan™ then I guarantee you'll love this fic!

Go give it a read and support the authors!!!!

Some alts under the cut

[plaidpyjamas]

sucks being 6'2" when all ur faves are huge - all the fics revolve around how tiny reader is but then I look up the character's canon info and it turns out I.....am their height

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Me: Eight hundred and what Zellie: What is it? Me: There's almost 900 kudos on Breath of the Sky. When did that--how?? Zellie: O-oh. That's a lot. Zel: We should probably do something, then. Cloud: *too busy burying his face in Zel's shoulder and holding her* Me: WHAT THE HECK AM I GONNA DO, ZEL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE NEXT Champion: *shrivels into oblivion* Me: *shrivels with him*

[meowzersdotcom]

[verved]

I miss working out. I used to feel good sore after physical activity but now I just feel like someone stretched out all my ligaments wrong and beat the shit out of me and I struggle to breathe and feel like I'm gonna pass out. And even after days of recovery I just end up w a different kind of perpetual ache due to inactivity.

[n3ongold3n]

I literally need someone to hold a gun to my head so i can write anything for this thesis

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

the skincare industry should explode and die tomorrow i think. not in a pussy way either i’m not one of those “ohhhh you only need 1 product to keep your face clean of your godawful ugly acne, not 5 products like advertisements tell you!” people i genuinely think nobody should be obliged to ‘treat’ benign facial differences that are heavily dependent on genetics, weather and place of residence. and that are often untreatable in many people. and that many old people have. solely because strangers think it makes someone else look ‘ugly’ or ‘unpresentable’ or ‘uncared for’. even like the slightest comment about it makes you a ghoul and i don’t like you if you judge people for it. 👍

[whisperofthewaves]

if I won a lottery I'd buy so many art prints.

[kurokoros]

I've been seeing the "endeavor is the best written character in BNHA" take for a while and regardless of if that's true or not (because that's an opinion, not a fact) do the people saying this not think it's questionable or off-putting that the "best" written character is a middle aged man discovering after over two decades that neglecting, abusing, and overall traumatizing his wife and children is BAD and he wants to be a better person now???

[autogeneity]

getting increasingly annoyed about instructor saying I shouldn't compete in sparring