#white gladis

[mockingnerd]

Yacht sabotage is just the beginning. Lyric from "Go Into the Water" by Dethklok because no song fits orcas better right now :V

[sharkfish]

(free!) pattern by badasscrossstitch.com

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

Propaganda under the cut.

Harrowhark Nonagesimus:

White Gladis the Orca:

Miss Orca was harmed by boats and then plotted revenge by teaching other orcas how to attack boats and they all went on the sink yatchs <3

Eat The Rich's Boats

[iwriteaboutfeminism]

Apparently led by a female dubbed ‘White Gladis’, a marauding pod of orcas has been attacking seafarers in the region since at least 2020.

White Gladis may have taught the other killer whales to assault boats in “revenge” after being hit by a vessel or getting tangled in fishing nets, the Telegraph reports.

Get 'em, Gladis!!

[6th-for-truth]

Very rare non TLT post but I couldn’t help myself. The moment calls for it 😂

Available here on Redbubble!

[fullposadism]

It's time to build solidarity with our comrades of the deep - propaganda design, free to use

[mannyblacque]

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[datgreenmonstah]

“Sink the Rich”

Based on the recent orcas attacking sail boats near Spain, thanks to what they think is white gladis teaching other orcas within their pod on how to capsize sailboats/yachts. Manifesting the energy of them dealing with a certain billionaires boats.

I’ve been busy with work and getting suits done and out.

Plan to make this into merch or something maybe

[whitegladis]

First: No matter what anyone says. It wasn't me. I was in Portugal, i have a solid alibi.

Second: Can't say that I'm mad

[thequeercoalition]

[thornwolfart]

SINK THE RICH! I'm proud to announce my brand new design, "Don't Agonize, Orcanize" featuring White Gladis and her yacht-smashing pod. 

Preorders are now open for hoodies, shirts, tanks, mini posters, stickers, and even special bundles until July 19! 

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Alternative colors of t-shirts, pullover hoodies, and zip hoodies are available only during this preorder period! So if you see something you like, best to grab it now as it may not be available later.

[mockingnerd]

I finally resurrected my ancient Etsy shop for new stickers! And there’s a bonus old design in there too.

[thatsillyfucknvegan]

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[morally-grey-girlbosses]

The top two characters will be eligible for entry into the bracket!

Teddy the Pomeranian is owned by the submitter's local dog cafe, and the image used was distributed on that company's public Instagram account for promotional purposes. Fira the cat is owned by @notblueferet, image used with permission. Mashed Potato the rabbit is owned by @boba-thot, image used with permission. Image used for White Gladys is an actual orca involved in the attacks believed to have been orchestrated by White Gladys, though it cannot be determined if it is the original herself. Penelope the Platypus lived and died in the 1940s-1950s and I was not able to find digitized photos of her. (If anyone has any, please send them to me.) A generic image of a platypus was used to represent her.

Propaganda under the cut.

Praying Mantis:

They murder their mates after fucking, then eat their heads. Slay. Girlboss. Morally gray. You understand.

Anglerfish:

Tapeworm:

this bitch lives inside of people for long periods of time, living off of them. aint that cool

Blobfish:

she got held by a generic white man but still stays strong, she deserves the world, Plus she lives at crushing depths in the sea and that's great too (the photo is what she looks like in her natural habitat)

Licherally just look at them. don’t tell me they wouldn’t destroy worlds on a whim

Betta:

I think that male bettas are pretty well known for being little murder gremlins at this point, but the females really deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss. Unlike the males, you can put multiple female bettas in a tank together and they usually won’t fight to the death immediately. And people usually assume that that means their tank is peaceful now. No, you put multiple female bettas in a tank and they are all just biding their time, ready to start the murderfest whenever they feel they’re strong enough. But they’re also really sweet to humans and if you set up the tank correctly and pay close enough attention to it then bettas sororities can work, so I think they deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss

Teddy:

Honestly she's beautiful, she loves belly rubs, she is plotting something. She's hbic. She's going to take over the world one day. She's sneaky but also has a love of pink chairs. She's an icon

White Gladys:

Miss Orca was harmed by boats and then plotted revenge by teaching other orcas how to attack boats and they all went on the sink yatchs <3

Penelope:

girl faked a pregnancy for extra food and ESCAPED THE PLATYPUS ENCLOSURE when the jig was up, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. girlboss behavior if i've ever seen it.

Fira:

You could say she is... Morally.. GREY (I'm sorry)

Mashed Potato:

She is sometimes so so sweet and honestly she's an absolute icon really but also she eats my curtains and that's kind of a dick move

[muserepeats]

Sometimes real life is magical.

[jron]

I really want there to be a punk band called White Gladis and the Killer Whales.