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high-tidethunder · 1 year
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she peck on my wood ‘til i pileate
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t00thpasteface · 5 months
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i simply smile when i see you on my dash and think its important, that sometimes you're reminded of it. you have made my day more than once, and yet well never meet. the internet is cool sometimes!
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i know it's getting a little late where i'm at because i seriously read those first couple words as "i shrimply slurple" and was totally ready to be like yeah i feel you man i know EXACTLY what you mean
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ultrainfinitepit · 2 years
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Hello Tumblr followers, I have lots of news for you this month!
First up, a picture of my booth from Friend Fest 2023!
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I had so much fun vending and it was a joy to meet those of you who stopped by, I truly appreciate your support and I hope to see you again at future events!
Now for news on the March Etsy shop update. Lots of new items are available, including new prints, stickers, and keychains; as well as the return of greeting cards.
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This month's vault pins are the Cat Angel pins and Shrimpin' Cat; and the monthly seconds pins are some familiar faces, Guard and Emperor back by popular demand.
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As the new arrives, we must say goodbye to the old. Sadly I have run out of storage space so it's time for some items to depart. You'll notice many listings now have "Departing Soon!" in their titles, and a deadline has been added to their descriptions. Any items marked as such will be removed from the shop April 2 2023. That is your last day to purchase them, so if you've been waiting to buy, it's best to purchase now. To help sweeten the deal, most of these items will be on sale until April 2 as well.
A few of these items may return if space frees up, but no guarantees. I will be giving most of them to my stockists or selling them wholesale, so they may be gone forever from my Etsy shop. For those of you who are new, my stockists are other retailers who sell my items on consignment. You can find them here. My older designs and merch from other creators are available through my stockists so I definitely recommend checking them out.
Speaking of my stockists, I'm happy to share that my Mushroomy storefront is now open! They're based in Melbourne, Australia - so if you're in the land down under, you can purchase from them and save on shipping.
Finally, some news on Kickstarter campaigns. Cowboys of the Apocalypse is on hold for now, so in the meantime I'll be running Eldritch Saints, a smaller pin campaign featuring designs inspired by eldritch and saintly imagery. You can follow the pre-launch page here, and keep an eye on my social media for previews of the designs.
That's all for this update, enjoy the rest of your week!
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protectorcraft · 2 years
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theoriginalladya · 2 years
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I was tagged by @mtreebeardiles - thank you, friend! Let's see what we've got here...
Nickname: I usually go by ladyamesindy or ladyA online.
Sign: Cusp of Libra/Scorpio. These days, I'm much more Libra but in my youth I was definitely more Scorpio! lol (that made three in our family and oh man, it was interesting growing up!)
Last google search: ummm...trying to find the ingredients in the "Shrimpin' Ain't Easy" roll at Sushi Boss
Song stuck in head: Alone Together by Fall Out Boy Someone please take it from me. It's been there for almost two weeks...
Sleep: absolutely needed right about now. not a good night last night.
Dream job: something I can do from home, which will make me enough money to support myself, my son and our two cats, and is interesting enough to keep my attention.
Wearing: black leggings, tshirt, Kaidan Alenko hoodie, fuzzy slippers, and a pink scrunchie to hold my hair back because Kaidan kitty didn't steal it...yet.
Favorite song: Impossible to have just one favorite. Go check out my Spotify playlists and you'll see why.
Favorite instrument: cello, also bassoon and oboe
Aesthetic: warm
Favorite authors: again, ONLY ONE? Tom Clancy, Ellis Peters, Agatha Christie, and a whole host of others in fiction. non-fiction, I go by topic and there are too many to list.
Favorite animal sounds: cat purrs that you can hear and feel
Last song: no idea. I've been avoiding listening to chase off FOB, but it hasn't worked. :(
Last series: ... Do college basketball games count? March Madness is just about upon us.
Random: I started learning violin at the age of 11, switched to flute at 14, was made to change to clarinet at 15, and then switched to choir only by 17. Of them all, flute and choir were my faves. Someday before I die, I want to learn cello.
tagging anyone who wants to share!
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askthedeepsea-ai · 2 years
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I wanna go off a little and talk about my splatoon dreams and Related Content.
My first dream didn't even start as a splatoon dream. I had to create a second earth bc the original was fucked and had to select those who would come over. New rules to protect this new, tiny earth. It wasnt until the end of the dream that I was listen to the radio and Tartar's "promised land" speech starts breaking through the static. I get so excited to have a job and the next day I head to the metro. The dream ends here but somehow the new earth and the splatoon earth is connected through the metro? Did the old earth develop like splatoon? Who knows.
At this point, I daydream about working in the metro. Tartar is just like "a HUMAN??" and at first only talks to me through the speaker system when I'm cleaning empty stations. Eventually, we become friends.
The next dream is a bit silly, and Tartar introduces me to Mr. Grizz, who is NOT a fan. As a way to bond, I bring up the idea to start a podcast. The Anti-Idol podcast (since OTH and the Squid Sisters/ SBS helped take out the two). Talk about discourse, news, jokes, whatever. Octavio is a common guest on the podcast. We only refer to each other as emojis: 🦐, 🥚, and ☎️(artists understand my shrimpin').
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As things develop, the idea to ironically make a music idol popped up, and I'm like, I GOT THIS. SEPtic is thus forth a thing! With being able to use songs from tiny Earth as Completely New Music in the Splatoon Earth, that is. The first album is a complete diss track towards other idols (and a little towards ourselves as well) to throw oil on the fire. Think underground indie unknown artist.
(Name of the album is just from the first song, I was both inspired and uncreative lol)
Next daydream: interrogation by Agents 1 and 2! Essentially, I just explained to them that the album was for shits and giggles, so tensions between SEPtic and them are cleared.
Things diverge towards AU at this point. The happenings of Splatoon 3 occur, and Tart and I are deeply affected. I'm PISSED. (Dovewingkinnie's) Little Grizz is lost in the atmosphere, and tensions are HIGH AS HELL. Wanting to throw hands with the Sisters but not wanting to get press coverage. We head over to Altera, meet ORCA, and make a deal with them to build a recovery rocket and save Mr. Grizz. To earn funds, the ep Operation: Golden Retriever is dropped and even live performed in Altera (along with QnA and live podcast and other fun things as the actual ep is short) Tartar is sent to space to rescue Little Grizz and they arrive back safely. I've been meaning to draw this. I'll get to it eventually.
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akaraboonline · 2 years
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The Most Sensitive Areas for Kissing Your Guy
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Want to know how to make any guy go crazy? Don't just go for the stick shift. Yes, he ultimately wants you there, but guys enjoy a little foreplay as well. Tease him and make him beg for more by focusing your attention on other sensitive areas of his body to put your mouth. Try focusing on these areas as well when kissing him. Mouth sweet nothings in his ear.  Kiss his earlobe while whispering exactly what you want to do to him and vice versa. Don't be surprised if he's ready to stop foreplay and act out what you've been saying right away. Don't be afraid to speak dirty; you can't really go wrong if you just say what's on your mind. Don’t forget the backs of his ears.  It's easy to get carried away with a man's ears' outer edges, but the back of his ears are extremely sensitive. You'll definitely hear him moan if you trace your tongue where his ear meets his head. Make the back of his knees weak.  The back of his knees may not appear to be an erogenous zone, but it is packed with nerve endings that will make his junk jump with just a few light kisses. This may appear awkward, but if you get him lying on his front, now is the time to try it. Work his lower abs.  Your lips will have a field day in the space between his navel and waistband. Having you kiss him lower and lower creates anticipation and makes him want more. Not to mention that it allows you to worship his incredible body at the same time. It's a win-win situation for everyone. Pay close attention to his hips. Hip bones are one of the more sensitive areas for some men. Lick, kiss, and even nibble are all acceptable. It's a good complement to working on his abs. And the lower you go, the better, right? If you’re brave, you could go through the back door… Bum play isn't for everyone, but if you're more sexually adventurous and want to try something extra kinky, you could stimulate the plentiful nerve endings in the area with your tongue. Just make sure he's freshly showered and washed before you try it.
Don’t Forget…
The insides of his wrists can be extremely sensual. The skin on the insides of our wrists is thin and extremely soft, making it very sensitive to the slightest sensation. It’s also a strangely sensual place to consider kissing your guy, especially since you’ll be close to his pulse point and will be able to hear just how turned on he is.   Tease his inner thighs.  Really want to make him excited for the main event? Lick and kiss your way up his inner thighs. Women are the only ones who love this torturous teasing. When you’re kissing a guy, don’t neglect this spot. Try anywhere when his eyes are closed. If your guy’s up for it (which he’ll definitely be up when you’re done), blindfold him. Touch him with nothing but your lips. Anywhere you kiss will be more sensitive since he won’t know what’s coming next.   Don’t be afraid to go shrimpin’. If you don’t know what that is, shrimpin’ is the act of sucking on someone’s toes. And while you don’t need to stick his whole foot in your mouth, peppering his tootsies with little kisses here and there can be very pleasurable (or very ticklish, depending on the guy). Start necking, literally.  A RedBook survey found 29% of men considered their necks as their most sensitive area (the survey didn’t include the actual member). When you’re busy kissing, work your way down to his neck. Just keep it gentle or you’ll end up giving him hickeys (great for high school, not great for work).   Kiss around his entire face.  Feather-light kisses around his face are sweet, yet they’re enough to get most guys in the mood. This is the one place to keep your kisses as innocent as possible and avoid any tongue. No one really wants their face licked. Appreciate his armpits as the erogenous zone they are. Often overlooked given their lack of apparent sexiness and their potential to be a bit stinky, you shouldn’t underestimate the effect kissing a guy’s armpits can have. This is largely because he probably won’t ever expect to have you paying attention to that part of his body, and the surprise can be a really hot one.
More Sensitive Places You Should Be Kissing Your Guy
Give his boys some extra love.  The testicles aren’t the most attractive things on a guy, but they’re just as sensitive as his member. Give them attention before a BJ or sex. It’s an instant turn-on and guys love that you didn’t leave his jewels out.   Get him hard – his nipples, that is. His isn’t the only thing that gets hard on a guy. Just because his nipples are much smaller than yours doesn’t mean they’re not sensitive. In fact, the RedBook survey revealed it’s the number one sensitive area with 34%. Make a trail down his spine.  Trail your lips or tongue slowly down his spine and watch goosebumps rise up everywhere. Try this during a sensual massage and he’ll quickly think of other ways to burn off his tension and relax.   Appreciate those little V lines on an extremely fit guy. If your partner is someone who spends a lot of time at the gym and has those sexy little V-lines going down his pelvis, why not show them a little appreciation with your mouth. The guy will appreciate you kissing your way along those lines because not only will it feel good but it will act as a bit of an ego stroke as well. Who doesn’t want to be worshipped in this way? Play with his belly button.  A quick kiss or lick in or around his belly button sends waves of pleasure straight down south. When a guy’s turned on, the nerves around his navel are extra sensitive and it’s a good way to say you’d love your own button (clitoris, for those who might not call it a button) licked.   Work your way down (or up) the ladder of his ribs. Again, the skin here is thinner than on the rest of the body, making it more sensitive and therefore potentially more pleasurable. There’s nothing hotter than when you slowly work your way down a guy’s ribs, kissing and nibbling as you go. He’ll be anticipating what’s coming next and seeing his excitement will drive you wild too. Kiss the very tip and nothing more.  You can’t leave his penis out of this. Whether it leads to oral sex or not, a breathy kiss just on the tip of his head makes him breathless. Don’t be surprised if he can’t take anymore and rolls you into position. Leave this kiss for last or it might just be more than he can take.   Run your lips across his inner arms. Mia Sabat, sex therapist at Emjoy, revealed that the soft skin on the inner arm makes it an extremely sensitive place to kiss on a guy’s body. Not only that, but it’s an unconventional approach that he’ll never expect. Chances are, he’ll discover just how much he likes it. Try kissing the palm of his hands and fingertips. Every adult film ever shows women sucking on men’s fingers, it seems like. Men really like this, and while your life is very much not an adult film, this is one technique that you can modify to be slightly more romantic. Sabat advises: “Take your partner’s palm in your hand and gently trace along the edges and lines of their palm with your fingertips.” Then, kick things up a notch by “kissing their palms and fingertips, or gently taking one finger into your mouth to suck, swirling your tongue around their finger and moving your lips along its length.”   Kiss his butt… literally. If you’re not interested in going inside, so to speak, don’t be shy about giving his cheeks a little extra love. Because the area is so close to his most sensitive part, the fact that your face is so close and you’re not shy about getting intimate with him in this way is likely to drive him over the edge.
Things To Remember
Every guy is different, meaning that the sensitive spots on his body are going to be unique to him. If you want to find out what will really turn him on, it’s important to maintain open communication with your partner and ask him what he’s into. If you’re not someone who has ever spent much time on kissing and prefers to get straight to the good stuff, maybe it’s time to try a different approach. Science has proven that kissing is incredibly effective when it comes to upping levels of sexual arousal in people. This is largely because it increases the amount of saliva produced and exchanged by the people doing it, which serves to turn you on further. Not only that, but kissing in general just feels nice. With all that dopamine and oxytocin flowing around your bodies, you’re not only bringing yourselves closer sexually, but you’re pretty much guaranteeing that whatever pleasure you’ve yet to experience together is heightened that much more. Read the full article
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softshelltaakos · 6 years
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alright, folks! if you know me you know that i 1) received the taz graphic novel for the holidays and 2) have hated the taz graphic novel since before it came out, and that 3) actually reading it in no way improved my opinion.
let’s review.
disclaimer: i love the mcelroys. i truly do. taz has gotten me through some very difficult stuff and i have a tattoo. all this to say i’m not doing this because i hate them or because i like hating things — on the contrary, i’m doing this because i care a lot about the podcast and analyzing things is what i do for fun and also because, like, it has issues that i want to talk about!
there are spoilers for the graphic novel and the whole of the podcast under the cut.
this is part 1, in which i’m talking about the actual storytelling and writing; for character design thoughts, you’re gonna have to stay tuned because i’ve been working on this for three and a half hours and i have shit to do. so!
let’s start off with the things i actually liked. there are a few!
the main characters get little intro cards, which i think are pretty cute. this isn’t all of them, but here’s a sampling (forgive my messy collaging):
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[ID: four panels.
the first introduces magnus burnsides, a barrel-chested white guy with auburn hair and a fluffy beard and sideburns. he’s saying “trust me, if the law hassles us, i’m the guy you want at the front of the wagon. but look, if you want to drive so bad, i might let you spell me the next time the dwarf has to stop for a pee break.” there is a scroll with his name listed, as well as his race (human), class (fighter), and proficiencies: battle, carpentry, and “everything else... apparently”
the second introduces taako, a skinny mint-colored elf wizard. he’s blonde with pronounced lower lashes and a big pointy nose. he’s saying “hell, no! i’ve got stuff to do. i’ve read the books. adventurers are supposed to, like, forage for food and shit. bor-r-r-ring! no, thank you. not for taako.” the proficiencies on his title card are spell-casting, transmutation, and gastronomy
the third introduces merle highchurch, a brown dwarf with white hair pulled back into a bun and a big poofy beard. he’s saying “i’m studying my cantrips!” and his title card proficiencies are “healing... supposedly,” “religion stuff,” and bleeding
the fourth panel introduces griffin mcelroy, a white human man with brown hair and glasses wearing a collared shirt. he’s saying “guys! it’s me: griffin! your dm!” his title card shows his race as “actual human” and his class as “dungeon master,” while his proficiencies are podcasting, karaoke, and “weaving a rich tapestry of drama.”]
then there are a few cute references to other mcelroy stuff:
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[ID: two side-by-side images. the first is a photo of justin mcelroy wearing a bib with “shrimpin’ ain’t easy” written on it in crayon. the second is a close-up of a similar bib on a goblin -- though the text is distorted, it’s the same phrase.]
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[ID: magnus thoughtfully says “unless...” and the other boys echo him in traditional mcelroy fashion.]
barry also wears underwear that read “meloincloths” around the waistband, which i didn’t take a picture of because it was small and also i didn’t really want to take a picture of barry bluejeans’s underoos. but that’s cute!
as it mentions in magnus’s titlecard, there’s a running joke about him being proficient in everything. that gets some play in the podcast but it comes up a lot more here and i think it works pretty well and establishes early on that magnus is cocky and headstrong and all that. it’s actually introduced in the very first panel of the comic, where he mentions his vehicle proficiency, and then it comes up several more times.
there are some moments that shift out-of-character dialogue to in-character dialogue, and i think it works sometimes. notably, it occasionally happens with griffin’s dialogue, which i think is a good way to include his voice without constantly breaking the fourth wall. it’s done some, obviously, but it’s not to the point that it’s intrusive.
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[ID: a panel featuring taako approaching the other boys, who are playing cards while they wait for him to scout the next room out. magnus asks, “would you say it is spooky... or beautiful?” and merle cuts in “or spookily beautiful?” followed by magnus finishing up with “or beautifully spooky?”
taako responds “if you were a gerblin you would actually find it a pretty chill den to, like, hang out in.”]
i also like the introduction of the voidfish static. i think it’s appropriately dramatic and does a pretty good job of emulating how it’s presented in the podcast.
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[ID: a panel featuring killian, an orc woman with a crossbow. the lighting is dark gray-blue-green and she’s shouting something unintelligible marked by a cluster of consonants and a shaky, brush-strokey speech bubble distinct from the other speech bubbles stylistically.]
the scene where taako grabs the umbra staff is also appropriately dramatic, as is merle trying to talk down gundren/bogard from the gauntlet’s thrall, but those are full page images and very large, so i’m not including them.
then there’s this panel of lucretia, which slays me:
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[ID: a closeup of madame director lucretia, a black woman dressed in blue with white hair, though her eyes are out of frame. she’s holding a white oak staff in her hands. she’s stopped mid-sentence and there’s a little jaggedy line near her head indicating surprise.]
this is lucretia turning around and seeing the boys for the first time since she dropped them off at their respective “homes.” she’s caught off-guard and i think this is a beautiful way of noting that without giving too much away, and this is a good moment of foreshadowing that she knows much, much more about them than she’s letting on. she catches herself quickly and gets back into the swing of things, but i think this is a very lucretia panel, and it’s probably my favorite panel in the book.
now it’s time for the negative.
first off, a nitpick: there are moments where the characterization feels very off -- at one point magnus is said to have been the kid who “always reminded the teacher that they had forgotten to hand out homework,” which... does not really match what we know of young magnus. at all. travis describes him as “a good but kind of rebellious kid, like he was probably kind of a little bit of a turd [...] who was kinda sarcastic” (ep. 60, the stolen century part one) which feels super incongruent with the homework thing.
my issues with characterization come into focus most strongly with taako. while a lot of moments get his voice down pretty well, there’s a major issue in his presentation, which is that from the very beginning, he’s bragging about his tv show.
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[ID: several panels in which merle and taako are talking. the first is a wide shot with taako’s voiceover saying: “--and then the lights come up, and there i am, standing under a magnificent banner that reads:”
the second is taako posing under a spotlight, speaking in large, fanciful script: “sizzle it up with taako”
panel three is merle asking disinterestedly “so it’s a show... about cooking?” and taako replying emphatically “it’s about life!”
in panel four he adds “...told through the perspective of fine dining.”
another panel collaged in features a cookbook with taako’s face on it labeled “perfection: cook the taako way” and taako excitedly saying “i know that smell!! that’s my recipe for haunch a la taako!! it was in my very first cookbook!]
now, we all know that by the end of the show “taako -- you know, from tv?” has become a catchphrase of his, and i understand the desire to retcon that kind of thing into his personality from the start. it seems like a natural way to add character early on when in the podcast, the boys are still pretty underdeveloped at this point.
here’s the issue. neither tv nor the title “sizzle it up” are mentioned at any point during here there be gerblins. in the eleventh hour (e48, part 8 of that arc) we’re told that we’re six years out from the mass poisoning in glamour springs. while the maxfun donor bonus episodes, like the liveshows, play it a little bit fast and loose with canon, and this episode was the 2015 bonus episode (e48 didn’t come out until september 2016,) that’s the only real explicit sizzle it up development we have until the eleventh hour. i’ve transcribed some of the bonus episode below, as transcripts for it are not available via @.tazscripts.
justin: taako-- i’m sitting in a corner by myself with my hat sorta pulled down low so people don’t recognize me. and i’m just trying to eat my meal but i keep changing the items that i’m trying to eat into different substances, so every few minutes you hear from my corner of the tavern:
taako: damn it!
clint: i hate asparagus!
griffin: i turned this sandwich into wood!
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justin: mainly, i’m just trying to be nondescript. 
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justin: the whole time i’m talking to [the tavern owner] i’m like, keeping my face down so he doesn’t recognize me.
griffin: why would anyone recognize you?
clint: why?
justin: well, taako, uh, used to host a cooking show. it was a very, very, very popular cooking show. uh, and--
griffin: what was it called?
justin: what?
griffin: the show.
justin: sizzle it up with taako.
this episode is when the boys take the job with gundren off of craig’s list, so the time gap between this and episode 1 is negligible at best. there is a moment where the other boys recognize taako and he doesn’t lie about his identity, but:
taako: (begrudgingly) yeah, i’m taako, i’m disgraced, you might have heard about the [poisoning] thing.
so... he’s clearly not putting himself on display the way he does later in the podcast. in episode 40 (lunar interlude III: rest and relaxation) which came out in may of 2016, we get the first reference to the poisoning itself:
taako: one time i transmogrified something that, uh… i transmogrified it into something you really shouldn’t eat, ever? for life, to live, i mean? And, uh, a lot of people ate that. and that went... so sideways. um... i-- i just decided i would never again cook for people i cared about, because i couldn’t risk, um, y’know, something happening to them. until i get this under control, i guess.
so we know that even at that point this is still something that troubles taako greatly. one might even say... he’s traumatized! and doesn’t talk about it! he does not go into detail about sizzle it up with anyone over the entire course of the podcast except for june while she is literally possessed by the chalice and forcing him to relive it. So. kind of a weird character take.
to skip ahead a little bit, most of the moonbase stuff is fine, but there’s one omission that feels very weird to me.
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[ID: three panels. the left is a shot of the elevator hallway leading to the voidfish’s chambers. thb follow killian towards the elevators; johann is walking away from them. he’s a black human man with natural hair dressed in a silly bard outfit with a violin strapped to his back. he’s carrying a ton of scrolls.]
these three panels are the only time we see johann in the book. in the podcast it’s johann that escorts them to the voidfish’s chambers and inoculates them. it makes sense that this has been changed to lucretia in the gn; it gives her a much stronger entrance and cuts down on scene changes. but it also cuts out a lot of establishing things about johann that are all extremely important and set up not only his character arc but several core plot points.
it’s during that scene that we hear that johann’s greatest fear is being forgotten, and that that’s exactly what will happen to him and all of the other bureau employees when they die. it’s during that scene that we learn the basic mechanics of the voidfish and the mission of the bureau. it makes sense that some of that is going to be handled at the beginning of the next book (presumably) and i’m glad that lucretia is introduced here, but the gn adjusts it so that killian takes the boys into the elevator. that’s johann in the podcast, and it easily could have been johann here. it would’ve been a good chance to establish at least johann’s fears, which would be a weird and creepy setup for the voidfish mechanics when they do get revealed.
it’s just odd to me that johann, who is the reason for the song half of story and song, gets the short shrift here.
i’m gonna wrap up with one last thing. i wanna talk about arms outstretched.
griffin: and you’re both getting pulled into the rift now, and-- but with a 20, taako, you fight against the pull and both of you are flying backwards towards the center of the room, back towards the catwalk. and merle, you’re standing in front of the two liches, one in the form of magnus and one not. lydia just is there in her spectral form. and you’re standing next to a taako who’s gone completely catatonic.
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griffin: okay, then, m—magnus and taako, you two are flying back towards the center of the room. the pull of this rift is still trying to suck you in. and out of nowhere, just merle turns around—turns his back to the two liches—and just outstretches his arms and as he does, you see, like, spectral versions of his soul-wood arm sort of reach out and grab you and he’s also pulling you back in too, now. and he rips both of you towards himself.
i don’t think it’s a stretch to say that this is one of the most emotionally charged moments in the show, and it’s that because it’s a moment where we see, crystal-clear, real character development and growth.
magnus, who rushes in, who has never wanted anything as much as he wants to be reunited with julia, actively resists the pull of death to help his friends.
taako, who’s good out here, who is so selfish that an entire town died because of his ego, risks his life to help his friends.
merle, who can barely feel his holy connection, who barely ever even heals, breaks planar bounds to help his friends.
we’ve been with these characters for 56 episodes. we’ve seen their worst regrets, we know their tragic backstories, we understand why they’ve been the jackasses they’ve been, and now we see them moving past that to work as a unit. one might even say as a family!
arms outstretched is a moment that has been earned over the course of those 56 episodes.
enter the graphic novel.
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[ID: a full page. flames are everywhere and panels are intentionally chaotic. dialogue reads:
merle: maybe now would be good?
magnus: i’m a hero, not an idiot.
taako: actually, you’re both idiots!
he outstretches his arm from his position safe in a well.
taako: come on!
merle and magnus reach for taako’s hands. there is a closeup on their arms: merle and magnus each hold one of taako’s with one hand. then there’s a panel showing an explosion.]
this is obviously intended as a way to foreshadow arms outstretched. and typically i’m not against foreshadowing! i think one of the benefits of the graphic novel is that it’s an opportunity to insert foreshadowing in cool ways that were not necessarily possible given the in-progress nature of the podcast -- like i said earlier, that lucretia panel is a really great example of it. you can’t foreshadow arms outstretched in episode one because you have no idea it’s going to happen.
but here’s the thing. you also can’t foreshadow arms outstretched in episode one because it hasn’t been earned. these characters are not those characters yet. they don’t know each other. taako actively shuts down the title of “friend” earlier in the book. they’re not even coworkers yet. and you could make an argument that in the face of death, taako would try to save them, but... would he? really? he’s a pragmatist, and that’s putting it nicely. during the stolen century the only person he tries to get to safety at the risk of his own neck is lup, and, uh... neither of these guys are lup. hell, he doesn’t even know about lup right now, and we see in the podcast that not remembering her leaves him colder and more self-centered. he knows people are dust, but he doesn’t know there are people that aren’t. i truly don’t buy it.
the nature of adaptation is that things are going to change, and that’s fine; but this is such a major shift that it left me really jarred and unhappy with the writing. in the podcast itself, we get this:
killian: c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon!
clint: decision made.
justin: yeah, i follow her.
travis: i follow her.
clint: me too.
griffin: the three of you dive into the well.
it makes sense that the gn adjusts this slightly so that magnus and merle try to pull some heroics and save everyone; i don’t have a problem with that. that’s a good adaptation of character that hadn’t exactly been seen yet, but comes to be a core enough part of the characters that it makes sense to insert it earlier. but even then, they could’ve gotten to the well without taako’s help. it’s just such a weird rewrite, and i really think it weakens the impact of arms outstretched itself.
i’ve been meaning to get my thoughts on this out for nearly a month at this point so if you’ve stuck with me this whole time, wow! thanks! i appreciate it! i’m not a professional, and obviously the mcelroys signed off on this, so i don’t really have space to say “oh, taako would never do this” or “oh, magnus was never like that” on a canonical level -- i know travis says something along those lines in one of the ttazzes. but as i said at the very beginning: this story means so, so much to me, and it’s really deeply frustrating to see an adaptation that handles things so... weirdly.
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2018 Megaman Summer Fanart Contest Part 1.0 Results!!
Again, thank you everyone for your patience. Too many random things popping up over the last 2 weeks. ^^; Whew, just got this posted before midnight. Sorry for the late night post for those of us in the US, but it’s kinda my thing, isn’t it? 
14 total entries between the two categories, but as always, a nice mix of new participants and veterans to this contest. Are the usual players coming away with the goodies, or have the newbies snuck in to wow us with their creative styles? While tumblr will shrink down all the images, I will include the full size uploads (well, almost for all - 2 were way too big) on my imgbox account. Just click on the “(FULL VIEW)” link for each one. Hopefully this way, there won’t be people who have trouble viewing them this time around. 
My thanks to @digitallyfanged and @jaybird-c for helping me judge the entries this time around!! We were all sorta on the same page it seems for our individual results, but it’s always harder when there is a smaller total of participants, because everyone is deserving in their own way. 
Thanks once again also to all who participated! For all winners [and there are 10 of you, out of 14], I will be contacting you as soon as I can about your prizes. If you didn’t win, there’s always next time...which starts as soon as tomorrow, when I announce Contest Part 1.1 (as in Mega Man 11)!!
Without further ado, after the break, here are your top 3 winners for each category, the raffle winners, and all of the fantabulous artwork!
CATEGORY 1: Ride Armor Road Trip 
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*Tabby’s #1 - I felt like out of all of the pieces, this hit the theme the hardest. Definitely showing the back of one of the cards was a really unique touch to the piece as well. And that LaLinde postcard. The CHEEK. “Hey dad, I visited your girlfriend while on vacation.”
*Jay’s #1 - I have got to hand it to Folly Knight, above and beyond doesn't begin to cover this. Eight postcards, each with a unique theme, composition, and aesthetic, and then all presented together? That's fantastic.
Miyabi’s #1 - Even as simple, everyday objects, that book and cup of coffee are painted so well! I appreciate all the various scenes you presented in your postcards, with emotions ranging in each one of them. From the hilarious “Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy” bib to Blues’ loneliness in Fiji, your entry was varied and unique. I also felt your entry really represented the theme very, very well. 
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*Tabby’s #2 - This is very cute. I like that it showed summer activities from sort of a different perspective/culture. Not everything is action and traveling. Sometimes it’s small festivals and quiet cafes with friends.  Zero definitely seems like the type to sit around in a cat cafe for hours. 
*Jay’s #2 - Man, it was hard to pick -- a lot of these have great composition, but I think the #2 Spot should go to [multiple-sages for] Cinnamon and Zero. It does a great job at setting the scene for the moment and raises a lot of interesting questions as to how exactly we got here. Obon postcard is also very good, but of the two, this is a slightly less evocative piece (that is, there's less story apparent here)
*Miyabi’s #2 - Both cards look super cute, and show different ways the hunters spend their time not battling Mavericks, while experiencing tradition in Japan. The Maverick Hunter logo stamp on Axl’s was a nice touch. The little kitties are all adorable, either sleeping or pawing around with Zero’s luxurious golden teaser toy hair. Like Cinny is trying, it’s hard to hide your smile while looking at that scene!
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*Tabby’s #3 - A very cute image of the ladies at the beach. Everyone needs some sun! I do dig how you made it sort of look like a selfie. 
*Miyabi’s #3 - While the hubby is away, the girls will play. Haruka finally gets out of the house and to the beach with some friends. The selfie style was a different take compared to the other entries, while still feeling like a postcard. While the palm trees look like they’re just ‘shopped in, the rest of the background ocean and sand is deceptive enough where I couldn’t tell you had worked on that until I zoomed in closer. So kudos for making that part of your background look photorealisitic!    .
Runners up (in alphabetical order):
@bracedshark *RAFFLE WINNER ~ X7 4KOMA*: (FULL VIEW PIC)
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*Jay’s #3 (tie) - Very appealing and exceedingly well-composed, but kind of suffers a little from how they handle the text. There's a sizing issue the cuts some of the text short.
*Miyabi says - I didn’t know I needed to see starfish booblight Zero, but I am amused! XD I totally liked where you were going with the curved arc format for the text to match that familiar typefont on so many postcards, but I agree that the ‘from’ getting partially chopped feels like it just needed to be resized down a little more. Otherwise, a fun pic that fit the theme well!
@chaudandfrends *RAFFLE WINNER ~ ZERO ACCESSORY SET*: (FULL VIEW PIC)
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*Jay wrote - This drawing is ambitious, but I'm afraid it's more pictures with text over postcards.
*Miyabi says - I don’t care if I need to eat my calcium, I am not touching those fishbones, Captain Beefhead. Good mix of action with Yai, Dingo and Netto jumping into the water, to the rest of the crew reclining and enjoying their refreshing dip. The watercolor look to your sky and sand give a little contrast to the rest of your coloring technique for all the characters. LOL at Enzan ducky on his inner tube.
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*Miyabi says - Much like myself, a Shadow vacation involves not really going anywhere, not really doing anything, and just enjoying the simple things outdoors near home, while sipping an ice cold beverage. XD While you won’t see many Polaroids around these days, it feels fitting for these two bots. I felt it was a wonderful composition, and very enjoyable piece. 
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*Jay wrote - I gotta say, I love Seabyrocks' sunset lighting, but I'm afraid the pose is a little simple and, I hate to break it to you, Rock, but you put your hands on backwards.
*Miyabi says - Nobody should visit Mega City without a commemorative autographed heroic Rock Light postcard! I do think you did wonderful blending those sunset colors in, on the right side of the pic. The purples and oranges are so pretty in the sky. Very cute!
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*Jay’s #3 (tie) - Very appealing and exceedingly well-composed, but kind of suffers a little from how they handle the text, as it blends in with the darker parts of the background.
*Miyabi says - This turned out very pretty, and also gave me a laugh with Zero’s pointy helmet tips poking through his straw hat. Having a butterfly land on X’s finger feels so fitting for his peace-loving ways, and I loved the E-Tank being used as a container to hold all those fresh strawberries. Even the little details like the dirt and grass on Zero’s shovel are well done. 
CATEGORY 2: Ruby-Spears Mega Man: Plasma Powered Up!!
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1.) @irissempi: (FULL VIEW ZERO SHEET RETRO)
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*Jay’s #1 - This. This is the picture that caught my eye immediately. The composition, the lighting -- this is one of those iconic series' images that gives you everything a character stands for. Lumine is going to end the world, and every second of it's gonna rock. Goofball Axl and hardcore samurai Zero are also winners.
*Tabby’s #1 - I love this. I love everything about this. I love the extra mile on making the design sheets, and making it look like a horribly ripped off tv shot. The corny dialogue. Clearly Ruby Spears needed to continue and make us an X series.
*Miyabi’s #1 - You get major kudos for using an actual Ruby Spears production sheet as your format, and adding those effects to make it look just like it was a photocopy I scanned. The grainy filter to make the ‘screencaps’ feel like they came from a VHS tape, and punny one-liners are wonderful! Thanks for putting in all the work to make your entry feel like it would fit in perfectly with the original series! (P.S. - those aren’t booblights for Zero anymore. Those are mammoth pec sunglasses, that would blind anyone who dares to stare at his super cool, manly chest!!! LOL)
2.) @kaitlinexe: (FULL VIEW PIC)
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*Miyabi’s #2 - Of course this theme was right up your alley, and you certainly didn’t disappoint! I can’t believe how many characters you tried to fit into this collage. While at first glance it might feel like you focused on mostly existing RS-characters, you really did add quite a few updated designs. I just have this feeling that you planned to be even more ambitious than this, but weren’t able to finish it as you hoped. But regardless of the lack of background, the work you put in drawing all of these characters is amazing! Kalinka, Treble Boost Bass, and Time Man are probably my favorites of your redesigns.The more pronounced spikes for Bass’ helmet and claws look so, so good!!
*Jay’s #3 - I gotta love all your new designs, and is your Skull Man taking notes from Hitoshi Ariga or am I just getting my hopes up? Bonus points for all the attention to detail and going out of your way to replicate the original style.
*Tabby’s #3 - You definitely have the style down pat here. It’s super clean. This would make a great poster, with a little bit of background work. 
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*Tabby’s #2 - Dat Forte. You really changed up his and Gospel’s design quite a bit, and it definitely works within the Ruby Spears theme. Super kudos on the retro graphic design going on here. It almost looks like the back of the old DVD covers too.
*Miyabi’s #3 - Just from the look on his face, I feel like Bass would have the same wisecracks and would sound almost just like Proto Man...only with a deeper voice. And now I’m imagining Proto and Bass both harassing Mega in stereo. XD I like the "super” title twist to your ad, which would have played off the actual game well, if Ruby Spears got another season to coincide with Megaman 7′s release. It does feel like an ad I’d see in old gaming mags.
*Jay wrote - I like your poster design. Good job cleaving to the show's style, good job with the little details like the marketing schlock and copyright, great job with the classy reference to the old school instruction manuals.
Runners up (in alphabetical order):
@forceduser *RAFFLE WINNER ~ RUBY SPEARS WILY CEL*: (FULL VIEW PIC)
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*Jay wrote - Block Man is a neat design; the plunging neckline is certainly evocative. This one, too, could've stood to have more personality exhibited.
*Miyabi says - From what little we’ve heard, Block Man’s dialogue in Megaman 11 is like by far the most fitting to be used in Ruby Spears. So he was a good, and relevant choice to try to tackle. Definitely can see his chiseled pecs hiding under his main shell, and feels like he’s at least been working out on leg day, doing squats while lifting his heavy body around everywhere. 
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*Jay wrote - Your Burst Man is something. The explosive nipples are going to haunt me. But as stand-out as your design is, I wish you would've shown off more of Burst Man's personality.
*Miyabi says - Your comic totally has the right tone with the dialogue, from Proto’s complaint not being able to deal the final blow, Wily being Wily, and the obligatory ‘sizzling circuits.’  It flows well, has some drama, and I totally read it all in their Ruby-Spears voices. Burst does seem like he’s bulked up just right, with some minor changes to his classic design. 
@3-oclock-blues *RAFFLE WINNER ~ ARCHIE COMIC INKED PAGE*: (FULL VIEW PIC) (FULL VIEW SPLASH)
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*Jay’s #2 - Now THIS is promotional material. I love how well Bass is introduced by simply having him rage off into the distance. Everybody else, they're mad because they hate this moment. Bass?  Bass just hates everything. Splash Woman is also a neat design, but also shows off more design than personality.
*Miyabi says - BUT I WON’T MISS THIS TIME...With all the rage and fear from everyone around them, it’s quite amusing to see the two brothers smiling as they hold their glowing busters to each other. It’s chaotic, but also nicely almost ties in with the photo theme of the first category, too. Splashy’s side fins and more flowing waves protruding from her helmet are nice touches to her design. Would have been interested to see how she and other Light/Wily bots would have fit into that family photo. 
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Myteesusa - Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy Vintage Shirt
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Darren Wolverson I am American and have no dog in this fight other than principle, but you’re saying a government employee who broke government protocol that was instituted by the Myteesusa – Shrimpin’ Ain’t Easy Vintage Shirt government should be only questioned and followed up on by. Didn’t hear the press hounding Ian Blackford when he traveled 370…
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i was tagged by @hypohelmet to do this (i didnt know people still did these either) go follow her shes great
nicknames: em but no one irl calls me that its just on here
star sign: sagittarius
gender: i dont really know, but any pronouns besides ‘it’ are fine to use right now
MBTI: last i checked it was ISFP but it couldve changed by noe
height: 4'10 / 147cm
time: 4:25am (EST)
birthday: november 28, 1999
fav bands/solo artists: panic! at the disco, fall out boy, pierce the veil, my chemical romance, im sure theres more i just cant think of anything
last movie i watched: zombieland was on earlier i watched the last 30 minutes of it
last show i watched: friends
any other blogs: i have a sideblog i dont use i just keep it around incase my parents ask me what tumblr is and ask to see mine, ill show them that one since there is absolutely nothing personal or gay on it at all just kpop and some animals
when i first started my blog: september 2013 apparently
what i post about: nothing good
last thing i googled: 4'10 in centimeters
following: 4747, waaaay too many because ive barely unfollowed anyone since i first joined tumblr
followers: 1635
fav color/s: red, purple, blue, black
average hours of sleep: sshhhhh…. its not good
lucky number: dont have a lucky number
play any instruments: i used to do percussion in marching band but i wasnt good and was usually too sick to go to practices, and i couldnt hold my instrument
what im wearing: black pajama shorts, black panties with a cherry pattern on them, light blue nasa tank top, yellow socks with orange shrimps on them and ‘big shrimpin’ in blue letters across the toes
how many blankets i sleep with: one on me, one under me instead of a sheet, four folded up that im using as pillows
dream jobs: dont have one
dream trip: dont know. would like to go to arizona and see @steve-montano eventually
fav food: i dont really know anymore. im just afraid to eat now, and im not allowed to eat most things anymore anyways
think i got everything. i dont know who to tag so if you see this and wanna do it, go ahead and do it, and tag me if you do
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perfect fit
She looks at her creation once more - a small orange stone he once gave her, a gold band she smelted herself. She takes it off and places it beside an identical ring. After all, she isn’t engaged yet.
She grins, knowing she would be by the day's end.
Lup sets the mood. Barry does some shrimpin’.
She slides the ring onto her finger. It’s an unfamiliar weight, which is a fitting metaphor for her emotional state right about now. She looks at her creation once more - a small orange stone he once gave her, a gold band she smelted herself. She takes it off and places it beside an identical ring. After all, she isn’t engaged yet.
She grins, knowing she would be by the day's end.
They’d floated the idea before - like hell she’d do such a vulnerable act without knowing he’d say yes. It still makes her anxious, she really doesn’t want to fuck this up.
So she’s keeping it simple. A romantic candlelit dinner, stargazing, and then the sappy stuff. Lup double checks that she’s packed the rings, and sets out to the kitchen.
“Barry!” She yells as she gathers the ingredients. “C’mere!”
He enters the room with a confused look, and she quickly puts a bright blue apron him.
“You’re gonna be my sous chef,” she says. “I already got the mise en place, so wash your hands and we’ll get cooking.”
“What’s for dinner?” He asks, and she gestures towards the ingredients.
“Take a guess.”
Lemons, angel hair pasta, some herbs he doesn’t recognize, cloves of garlic, shrimp, and three bottles of white wine.
“Shrimp and pasta with a nice pinot grigio” He says, and she ponders his response.
“Mhm, close. The shrimp is gonna be cooked in the wine. But” she adds with a smile. “We can drink while we cook. Gotta make sure it’s good, right?”
“Of course,” he agrees. She pours them both a glass, and takes a big gulp. She’ll need some extra courage.
“Juice and zest some of those lemons,” she instructs. She liberally salts the water, and uses some of her magics to bring it to a boil. They work in a comfortable silence until she hears his soft voice.
“Smell those shrimp, they're beginnin' to boil,” he sings. His voice is low and soft, unlike her own.
“Wasted away again in Margaritaville,” she belts, using a wooden spoon as a stand in microphone.
“Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, But I know it's nobody's fault. Don't know the reason, Stayed here all season With nothing to show but this brand new tattoo. But it's a real beauty, A Mexican cutie, how it got here I haven't a--”
“Holy shit, is Margaritaville our song?” He interrupts. She laughs as she plates their meal.
“I mean, fuck yeah,” she says. “And they say romance is dead!”
“Who says that?”
“Uh, they do,” she deadpans. She elegantly casts Continual Flame to light the candles. “And they, my dear Barold, are wrong.”
“This is some classy stuff,” he says. “Is there a special occasion I’m forgetting? Because our anniversary isn’t for a month.”
She bluffs. “You’re a special occasion.” She gives him a kiss and hopes he doesn’t suspect.
“That’s really sweet,” he says.
“Mhhm. You know what else is sweet?” She asks. “This bomb ass meal. Let’s get eating.”
It’s great, of course it is. They cooked it together. And any good chef knows that Fantasy Jimmy Buffett is the best secret ingredient.
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The sky of this planet is a constant aurora that bathes them in a gentle glow. They spent weeks studying the weather patterns of this planet together, and many nights under the stars for purely scientific reasons. But this is for pleasure, not work.
She runs her fingers on the smooth stone, calming her enough to stop thinking and start doing. She stands, hand in hand with Barry.
She gets down on one knee, and instantly he knows. Seeing his eyes glimmering and his dorky smile leaves her speechless. “Shit, I really should have written this ahead of time.”
“We-we’ve been through a lot together. And uh, I really didn’t expect ay of this, but I really love you. I feel comfort and warmth with you, you mean so much to me in a way no one else has. So,”She says, opening the jewelry box. “Will you be my nerd forever and marry me?”
“Yes,” he says, fighting off tears. She puts the ring on his finger, and puts her own on as well. They’re a perfect fit.
They kiss, and ever after all these years, it still excites her. She hold her fiancé closer - her fiancé, her fiancé.
She is engaged, and she is happy.
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its 4 am and my brain is going stupid crazy mode. there has to be something wrong with me, theres so much shit going on up there all the time and its all incredibly uninteresting. im going from thinking about animation, to youtubers, to the phrase “big shrimpin” then stopping to yell at the little me that lives inside my head, who is yelling at my stomach for growling. more shit is going on in my head than has ever gone on in my life.
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I’ve done these year-end reflections for the last four years, and most of them have been how things went badly and how I hope they get better. I’m happy to say 2017 was a really solid year for me. There’s a whole list of accomplishments I’m proud of, some I had worked towards, some that happened by coincidence. I moved into my own apartment. I got a promotion and two different raises at work. I’ve been booked more than ever since I’ve been doing standup. I started my own show. I’ve made friends, at work and through comedy. And as someone that hasn’t had much of that in a few years, I think it’s helped me be less cynical and paranoid about new acquaintances and relationships whenever they do happen. I met Terrell Owens (kind of a weird dude) and Eric Dickerson (cool guy!) and got that close to Steve Kerr at the Warriors championship parade. 
There’s still plenty more I hope to accomplish, but it’s fair to say this year is the start of an upward trajectory. I’m in a good space mentally and physically. I see people around me progressing and moving forward and I’m super happy for them. I’m thinking of going vegan. There’s people I hope to meet, places I hope to travel to, more achievements to realize. 
As I started to put together these lists, I realized how strange my media intake felt this year. Stuff that happened earlier in the year feels like sooo long ago. There are songs I loved that I forgot were released this year at all. The albums list was tough because there was no clear number one for me but definitely a handful that I really liked. There were more beyond that I thoroughly enjoyed, put in a playlist, and then completely forgot about because I guess that’s what streaming is. “Crew” was easily my favorite song this year. I spend just enough time in car to actually listen to the radio and it was such a cool feeling to hear Shy Glizzy on there. I get psyched and sing along to his verse every. single time. 
I watched a ton of TV this year but, really, no show comes close to American Vandal. The humor, the characters, the depth of the parody, the bingeability. It’s maybe the best representation of high school I’ve ever seen on screen. Quality all around. I don’t know that would tell someone who has never seen Twin Peaks to watch it, but there were three of four moments in this season that were some of the most visceral experiences I’ve ever had watching any TV or movie. Godless was fire. Mindhunter was also great. I thought this final season of The Carmichael Show was nearly perfect. Curb might not have had its best season but I laughed uncontrollably at every scene between Larry and Richard Lewis. The Get Down deserved more. The Deuce was as good as people said, but I think I needed a little something more. Shout out to Shark Tank for always coming through. 
I may have watched more movies this year than in any other year in recent memory (shouts to my Movie Pass). I don’t know that I had an obvious number one, but Lady Bird, Florida Project and Get Out are in that discussion for me. But also Star Wars: The Last Jedi was maybe the greatest movie I’ve ever seen in my life. I’ve spent so much of my life with this franchise, I didn’t think I could be surprised anymore. The throne room scene is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen, and the audience reaction to Laura Dern’s lightspeed was priceless (every single time). Highlight: Watching Get Out at the Jack London theater in Oakland on opening weekend / Lowlight: not being able to discuss it at work the next day because San Francisco is the whitest, most clueless, most tone-deaf city on Earth. American Made won’t get mentioned a lot but it was one of the more fun experiences I’ve had at the movies. Girls Trip was awesome and hilarious. The Game of Thrones prison scene in Logan Lucky and the Kumail/Ray Romano 9/11 joke in The Big Sick are literally two of the funniest moments in any movie ever. I thought I was over comic book movies, but three ended up on this list. I still can’t tell if I liked Dunkirk.
Here’s to 2018.
Best Songs:
Goldlink “Crew (feat. Brent Faiyaz & Shy Glizzy)” SZA “Supermodel” Tove Love “Disco Tits” Migos “T-Shirt” Playboi Carti “Magnolia” Future “Solo” Sevyn Streeter “Before I Do” Kendrick “Fear” Kelela “LMK” Bruno Mars “That’s What I Like” Ty Dolla $ign “Famous” Adrian Marcel “UKNOWUDO” Miguel “Told You So” 2 Chainz “It’s A Vibe (feat. Ty Dolla $ign, Trey Songz & Jhene Aiko)” A$AP Ferg “Plain Jane” Buddy “Type of Shit (feat. Wiz Khalifa)” Devin the Dude “Are You Goin' My Way?” Frank Ocean “Chanel” Che Ecru “2 Am” Majid Jordan “One I Want (feat. PARTYNEXTDOOR)” Rick Ross “Trap, Trap, Trap (feat. Young Thug & Wale)” Young Thug “Daddy’s Birthday” Vince Stapes “Big Fish” PRETTYMUCH “Open Arms” Wizkid “Come Closer (feat. Drake)”
Best Albums: 
Future HNDRXX Future FUTURE Kelela Take Me Apart Kendrick Lamar DAMN. IDK Iwasverybad Miguel War & Leisure SZA Ctrl Ty Dolla $ign Beach House 3 Jonwayne Rap Album Two Aminé Good For You Mary J. Blige Strength Of A Woman Drake More Life Meek Mill Wins & Losses Jay-Z 4:44 Playboi Carti Playboi Carti Che Ecru buries SiR Her Too Goldlink At What Cost Lou The Human Humaniac Roc Marciano Rosebudd’s Revenge Mozzy & Gunplay Dreadlocks & Headshots Wiki No Mountains In Manhattan milo who told you to think??!!?!?!?! Migos Culture Anna Wise The Feminine: Act II
Best Beats:
Oh No x Tristate “Wind Chime Wizardry” (Oh No) Juelz Santana & Dave East “Time Ticking” (Jahlil Beats) Offset & Metro Boomin “Ric Flair Drip” (Bijan Amir, Metro Boomin)  Future “Solo” (Dre Moon) Iamsu “Shake” (Iamsu) Aminé “Slide” (Jahaan Sweet, Aminé) Kap G “Motivation” (???) Mila J “Fuckboy” (Immanuel Jordan Rich) Jonwayne “Afraid Of Us” (Jonwayne) SZA “Go Gina” (Scum, Lang, Frank Dukes) Milo “Sorcerer” (Kenny Segal) Action Bronson “Bonzai” (Harry Fraud) RJMrLA & DJ Mustard “Hard Way” (DJ Mustard)
Best TV Shows:
American Vandal Mindhunter Godless Twin Peaks: The Return Bojack Horseman The Carmichael Show The Deuce Rick and Morty The Leftovers Master of None Veep Halt and Catch Fire Mr. Robot The Good Place The Get Down Shark Tank Glow Insecure Marvel’s Runaways Lady Dynamite The Defiant Ones All or Nothing  Every scene in Curb Your Enthusiasm between Larry and Richard Lewis
Best Movies:
Star Wars: The Last Jedi Lady Bird The Florida Project Get Out Logan Lucky American Made Logan Girls Trip Hidden Figures The Meyerowitz Stories Molly’s Game The Big Sick Thor: Ragnarok Coco Wonder Woman It The Disaster Artist Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond Spider-Man: Homecoming  Dunkirk The Lost City of Z
Best Comedy Specials:
Louis C.K.: 2017 (I know, I know...) Roy Wood Jr: Father Figure Norm Macdonald: Hitler's Dog, Gossip & Trickery Chris Gethard: Career Suicide Al Madrigal: Shrimpin' Ain't Easy Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King Brent Weinbach: Appealing to the Mainstream  Rory Scovel Tries Stand-Up For The First Time Maria Bamford: Old Baby Erik Griffin: The Ugly Truth Neal Brennan: Three Mics The Standups: Fortune Feimster The Standups: Beth Stelling Marc Maron: Too Real Comedy Central Stand Up Presents: Anthony Devito Comedy Central Stand Up Presents: Sam Jay Joe Mande's Award-Winning Comedy Special Todd Barry: Spicy Honey Ryan Hamilton: Happy Face The Standups: Nate Bargatze 
Previously: 2016 | 2015 | 2014 | 2013
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