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asurrogateblog · 6 months
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siberian-xanadu · 7 months
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I'm currently looking at the Rocklemania bracket that I'm slowly filling in for Round Two, and looking at the implications of some of the matches.
For example, if The Who win this match (which I expect they will tbh; I'm a huge Queen fan and I'm saying that), they're gonna have to either go up against Styx or ELO, and let's be real here. Either one of those bands would 100% lose to The Who. Then, if The Who move on to Round Three, they're gonna have to fight either the Beach Boys, The Kinks, CSNY, or The Byrds, and I predict it will either be The Kinks or CSNY. The Who would probably move on to be a semi-finalist.
In the semi-finals, that means, they'll go up against either Pink Floyd, VdGG, GNR, or Led Zeppelin, and I could honestly see it being any one of those bands (except for maybe VdGG on the account of popularity, not fighting ability).
I think The Who would have a pretty decent shot against Pink Floyd, VdGG, or Led Zeppelin, although I wouldn't know how those fights would go. I don't know if they would beat Guns N Roses though...
On the other side of the bracket, I definitely think Weird Al is gonna win to The Doors at least. However, I'm also pretty sure Cream is gonna beat Hawkwind, so there will probably be a Cream v. Weird Al (wtf???) match in Round 3, and idk if he'll survive that. Genuinely don't know how that match would go. If it by some miracle ends up being Hawkwind that he has to fight, then yeah, he'll definitely be a finalist and probably win. However, Cream is dangerous. I could very easily see them being a semi-finalist as well.
There's also the Jethro Tull v. King Crimson match that I'm looking forward to, and that I'll have to tell my PRSC writing partner about cause that's kinda how we were planning on wrapping that up (does that count as a spoiler?). I wouldn't be surprised if that one ended in a tie. That seems like an INSANE match and I have no way of predicting who would win that one.
Then there's The Beatles v. JHE match in Round 2, and the winner of that match would have to fight the winner of the Jethro Tull v. King Crimson match. The Beatles v. JHE match is another one I could see going either way. I think this one and the match mentioned above are going to be very, very close calls.
Anyway, my predictions for semi-finalists as the creator of Rocklemania are The Who, Guns N Roses, I'm gonna personally go with King Crimson although The Beatles may be a semi-finalist due to the popularity factor, and maybe Weird Al, although probably by a very small margin. Honestly though, even though I'm the creator, take my opinion with a grain of salt: I don't control the polls!
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pop-punklouis · 4 years
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Do you have any book/movie recommandation to undersatdn better how the music/entertainment industry works? Thanks ❤️
three books i personally have are:
Ripped: How the Wired Generation Revolutionized Music— Greg Kot
Ripped tells the story of how the laptop generation created a new music industry, with fans and bands rather than corporations in charge. In this new world, bands aren’t just musicmakers but self-contained multimedia businesses; and fans aren’t just consumers but distributors and even collaborators. Since this digital revolution hit the music industry, its infiltration into every other form of media has been well documented, if often not well understood.
Music Entrepreneurship — Allan Dumbreck & Gayle Mcpherson
Music Entrepreneurship features an analysis of the changing landscape of the music industries and the value of the entrepreneur within them through a series of focused chapters and case studies. Alongside contributions from key academics across the globe, expert contributors from across the industry highlight successful entrepreneurs and offers practical help to the reader trying to navigate the business. Sectors examined include: The value of the music industries, Recorded music, Live events, Branding in music, Artist management, and Digital distribution
All You Need to Know About the Music Business (Ninth Edition) — Donald S. Passman
“The industry bible” ( Los Angeles Times), now updated, essential for anyone in the music business—musicians, songwriters, lawyers, agents, promoters, publishers, executives, and managers—trying to navigate the rapid transformation of the industry.
• Films/Documentaries
Artifact (2012)
Telling harsh truths about the modern music business, this riveting and award-winning documentary gives intimate access to singer/actor Jared Leto and his band Thirty Seconds to Mars as they fight a relentless lawsuit with record label Virgin/EMI and write songs for their album "This Is War." Opening up his life for the camera during months of excruciating pressures, Leto reveals the struggles his band must face over questions of art, money and integrity.
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of (2015)
An emotionally open and honest film portrait, this documentary explores the highs and lows from boyhood to manhood that led the group to a London studio in 2012 to write a new album, make a film and plan their 20th anniversary re-launch. The reunion renewed friendships, but dynamic shifts reveal new and old tensions that need confronting and resolving. This is a surprising and rewarding journey filmed over two years that delves into the extremes of fame and fortune, betrayal and renewal of being in a boyband
Woodstock: Three Days that Defined a Generation
In August, 1969, half a million people from all walks of life converged on a small dairy farm in upstate New York. They came to hear the concert of their lives, but most experienced something far more profound: a moment that came to define a cultural revolution.
Our Vinyl Weighs a Ton: This Is Stones Throw Records
Our Vinyl Weighs a Ton is a feature-length documentary about avant-garde Los Angeles-based record label Stones Throw Records. The film weaves together rare concert footage, never-before-see archival material, inner-circle home video and photographs and in-depth interviews with the artists who put Stones Throw Records on the map.
Searching for Sugar Man
Searching for Sugar Man tells the true story of Rodriguez, the greatest ’70s rock icon who never was. Discovered in a Detroit bar in the late ’60s by two celebrated producers struck by his soulful melodies and prophetic lyrics, they recorded an album which they believed would secure his reputation as the greatest recording artist of his generation. In fact, the album bombed and the singer disappeared into obscurity amid rumors of a gruesome on-stage suicide. The film follows the story of two South African fans who set out to find out what really happened to their hero.
B4TMD (Before the Music Dies)
This documentary from 2006 takes a good hard look into the American music and radio industry and it’s ever increasing commercialization of music over the last 3 decades. Featuring great interviews and insights from artists who are both new and old to the industry and their struggle to make art whilst operating in a business where that is not the priority. A great documentary (and one of my favorites) from a time when many artist where going their own way and leaving the old business model behind.
Downloaded (Napster)
In this day and age ‘Downloaded’ is an absolute must watch. It addresses the rise of the biggest change to the music industry in probably more than a century, digital file-sharing. Showcasing the history behind the now granddaddy of them all, Napster. Featuring interviews from the likes of Henry Rollins, Billy Corgan, Beastie Boys, Trent Reznor, Island Records founder Chris Blackwell, Don Jenner the former chairman of Sony Music and many more.
American Music (Off the Record)
Featuring well renowned theorists such as Noam Chomsky and Douglas Rushkoff, Off the Record is an insightful interrogation of the American music industry. Touching on the very relevant topics such as: the rise of indie labels and its circumvention of the ‘corporate machine’, the authenticity of live music and the downfall of privately owned music retailers.
Meeting People is Easy
Following Radiohead’s ‘OK Computer’ and its huge international success, the band undertakes a monumental world tour. The film follows them as they struggle with endless stadium shows, radio showcases and interviews over a course of two years with seemingly endless promotional work. ‘Meeting People is Easy’ is a no holds barred insight into the dissolution of mainstream success and the often unseen struggle that these artist go through when record industries treat a band as a product.
EMI: The Inside Story
EMI, if anyone is unaware, was arguably the most important record label in Britain and maybe the world, bringing us such giants as Queen, Pink Floyd Iron Maiden, The Beatles and many, many more. This documentary traces their rise and struggles throughout it’s many years in operation. Featuring interviews from members of Queen, Pink Floyd, the Sex Pistols, Pet Shop Boys and also former employees with insider knowledge and gossip from a very British institution.
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my-infp-world · 4 years
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INFP Music Collaboration Project: Complete!
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The INFP Collaboration Playlist Project is now complete! 
In total we had about 200 songs submitted and that completely blew me away! Thank you all so much for participating, I had no idea that it would get this many responses! 
Thank you especially to @rokokokokolores,  @stillnotknowing, @anypassingthought, @2nerd4this, @sonsoftie, @aseratreasures, @infp-relatable, @lunagirl0013, @idunno-justpicksomething, and @namhamjoon (please let me know if I accidentally forgot to tag you)
These are just the participants who were okay with being named but also thank you to all of the anonymous participants!
Here’s the final playlist from everyone’s suggestions, including some of mine that I threw in even though some of you beat me to the punch for a few songs.
Here is the INFP Music Collaboration Project!
Spotify Link: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2F8xgXYEKiJSBOo7g8IvON
I was thinking of doing another one of these in the future but just make up my own prompts and put them all in one form and leave it open for a while or forever and just update the playlist twice a month or something like that. If you have ideas, just drop a comment or an ask if you want it to be anonymous. 
For those who want to know what the playlist turned out to be, here’s the list of songs with their categories below this break:
PROMPT #01: A SONG YOU LIKE WITH A COLOR IN THE TITLE
Silver Dagger - Live at Cecil Sharp House - The Staves
Today I Sing the Blues - Aretha Franklin
Pink Moon - Nick Drake
White Flag - Joseph
Black Swan - BTS
Indigo - Origa
Everything Black - Unlike Pluto
Red Sun - DREAMCATCHER
Yellow Lights - Harry Hudson
Red Hill Mining Town - U2
PROMPT #02: A SONG YOU LIKE WITH A NUMBER IN THE TITLE
.stage 4 fear of trying. - Frank Iero
Symphony No.5 In B-Flat, Op.100: 2. Allegro marcato - Sergei Prokofiev
One More Time with Feeling - Regina Spektor
100 Bad Days - AJR
R.I.P. 2 My Youth - The Neighbourhood
+THNX190519+ - CL
100 Ways - Jackson Wang
Day 1 â—‘ - HONNE
18 - Anarbor
Two - Sleeping At Last
Three Tree Town - Ben Howard
PROMPT #03: A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF SUMMERTIME
Fumes - EDEN
Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey
T-Shirt Weather - Circa Waves
ME! (feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco) - Taylor Swift
Dream - Priscilla Ahn
Carnival Hearts - Kayla Diamond
Yam Yam - No Vacation
Motivation - Normani
Wake Me Up - Avicii
PROMPT #04: A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF SOMEONE YOU'D RATHER FORGET
Alligator Alley - Michael Daugherty
Because of You - Kelly Clarkson
Sincerely, Me - Mike Faist
Cheerleader - OMI
Viva La Vida - Coldplay
Supermassive Black Hole - Muse
Over You - Ingrid Michaelson
PROMPT #05: A SONG THAT NEEDS TO BE PLAYED LOUD
Shine A Little Light - The Black Keys
Dynamite - BTS
Prelude in E-flat minor - Dmitri Shostakovich
Sick of Myself - Matthew Sweet
Salute - Little Mix
Smother - Daughter
Ship To Wreck - Florence + The Machine
I Am The Best - 2NE1
Baba O'Riley - The Who
Mr. Brightside - The Killers
King - Years & Years
I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Who Loves Me) - Whitney Houston
I'm Coming Out - Diana Ross
PROMPT #06: A SONG THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO DANCE
Rain - MIKA
My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up) - Fall Out Boy
Jump in the Line - Harry Belafonte
We Are the Tide - Blind Pilot
I'm A Believer - Radio Edit - Smash Mouth
PROMPT #07: A SONG TO DRIVE TO
So Much More Than This - Grace VanderWaal
Open Road - Lost & Found Music Studios
Vasoline - Stone Temple Pilots
Walk in the Night - Kaori Kobayashi*
Fáinleog - Live - The Gloaming
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
Kiss - Prince
Olalla - Blanco White
Sweater Weather - The Neighbourhood
PROMPT #08: A SONG ABOUT DRUGS OR ALCOHOL
Whiskey and Morphine - Alexander Jean
Meds - Placebo
High - Sir Sly
June - Florence + The Machine
Here's to Never Growing Up - Avril Lavigne
Void - The Neighbourhood
Clouds - BøRNS
PROMPT #09: A SONG THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
Love Wins - Carrie Underwood
Shukumei - Official HIGE DANdism
Boy With Luv (feat. Halsey) - BTS
The Man Who Can't Be Moved - The Script
Love Come Down - Kalafina
Here Comes The Sun - Remastered 2009 - The Beatles
You Are the Best Thing - Ray LaMontagne
Pokemon Theme Song - The Breaking Winds Bassoon Quartet
PROMPT #10: A SONG THAT MAKES YOU SAD
Someday - From "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"/Soundtrack Version - All-4-One
How We Love - Ingrid Michaelson
Everything You Ever - Neil Patrick Harris
Bluebird - Sara Bareilles
The Christmas Shoes - Newsong
Amen - Amber Run
Empty - Ray LaMontagne
In Dreams - Roy Orbison
The Beach - The Neighbourhood
PROMPT #11: A SONG YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF
Kimi Ga Hikari Ni Kaeteiku - Kalafina
Memories - Maroon 5
No Choir - Florence + The Machine
Should I Stay or Should I Go - Remastered - The Clash
Love On Top - Beyonce
Keep Your Head Up - Ben Howard
PROMPT #12: A SONG FROM YOUR PRETEEN YEARS
Fight Song - Rachel Platten
Samson - Regina Spektor
One More Sad Song - The All-American Rejects
No One - Alicia Keys
Poison Prince - Amy Macdonald
Love Story - Taylor Swift
7 Things - Single Version - Miley Cyrus
Rude - MAGIC!
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
PROMPT #13: A SONG YOU LIKE FROM 70s
Lean on Me - Bill Withers
Cat's in the Cradle - Harry Chapin
More Than a Feeling - Boston
Killing Me Softly - Frank Sinatra* 
PROMPT #14: A SONG YOU'D LOVE TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR WEDDING
How Sweet It Is - Michael Buble
This Will Be (An Everlasting Love) - Natalie Cole
I'm A Believer - Radio Edit - Smash Mouth
Hold You in My Arms - Ray LaMontagne
Never Stop (Wedding Version) - SafetySuit
PROMPT #15: A SONG YOU LIKE THAT'S A COVER BY ANOTHER ARTIST
Skinny Love - Birdy
That's the Way It Is - Cassidy Janson
Angel - Darren Hayes
Titanium - Madilyn Bailey
There Must Be An Angel - ORIGA*
Mr. Tambourine Man - The Helio Sequence
Rude - Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox
Bad Guy - The Interrupters
PROMPT #16: A SONG THAT'S A CLASSIC FAVORITE 
Africa - TOTO
Beautifully - Jay Brannan
Creep - Radiohead
Cupid - Sam Cooke
Your Favorite Thing - Sugar
Livin' On A Prayer - Bon Jovi
I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
PROMPT #17: A SONG YOU'D SING A DUET WITH SOMEONE ON KARAOKE
For Good - From "Wicked" Original Broadway Cast Recording/2003 - Kristin Chenoweth
Take Me or Leave Me - Idina Menzel
Something To Believe In - Jeremy Jordan
Dancing with the Devil - Wolf Gang
Holding Out for a Hero - From "Footloose" Soundtrack - Bonnie Tyler
PROMPT #18: A SONG FROM THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN
A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton
Drops of Jupiter (Tell Me) - Train
Waterfalls - TLC
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day
Wannabe - Spice Girls
PROMPT #19: A SONG THAT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT LIFE
Memories - Maroon 5
Men Of Snow - Ingrid Michaelson
The River - Kyla La Grange
Saturn - Sleeping At Last
Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
The Fear - Ben Howard
Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
The Good Part - AJR
Build It Up - Ingrid Michaelson
PROMPT #20: A SONG THAT HAS MANY MEANINGS TO YOU 
Freckles - Natasha Bedingfield
Happy Home - Lukas Graham
Barely Breathing - Duncan Sheik
The Road - Hurts
Lost in My Mind - The Head and the Heart
Love Like You (feat. Rebecca Sugar) - End Credits - Steven Universe
PROMPT #21: A SONG YOU LIKE WITH A PERSON'S NAME IN THE TITLE
Esmeralda - The Hunchback of Notre Dame Company
West Side Story: Act I: Maria - Leonard Bernstein
Nina Cried Power (feat. Mavis Staples) - Hozier
Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond
Roxie - Renae Zellweger
Grace - Florence + The Machine
PROMPT #22: A SONG THAT MOVES YOU FORWARD
Sukiyaki - Kyu Sakamoto
Fuckin' Perfect - Melanie La Barrie
Who's Got a Match? - Biffy Clyro
Into The Fire - Thirteen Senses
Bang The Doldrums - Fall Out Boy
I Was Here - Beyonce
PROMPT #23: A SONG YOU THINK EVERYBODY SHOULD LISTEN TO
Neon Gravestones - Twenty One Pilots
Danzon No.2 - Arturo Márquez
Most Girls - Hailee Steinfeld
(Finally) A Convenient Truth - Get Well Soon
Stand by Me - Otis Redding
PROMPT #24: A SONG BY A BAND YOU WISH WERE STILL TOGETHER
Such Great Heights - Remastered - The Postal Service
To the Beginning - Kalafina
Here Comes a Regular - 2008 Remaster - The Replacements
Night Rather Than Day - EXID
Wonderwall - Remastered - Oasis
PROMPT #25: A SONG YOU LIKE BY AN ARTIST NO LONGER LIVING
Waiting for the End - Linkin Park
All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
Human Nature - Michael Jackson
The Longest Time - Billy Joel
Love, You Didn't Do Right by Me - Rosemary Clooney
Before Our Spring - JONGHYUN
PROMPT #26: A SONG THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO FALL IN LOVE
girls - girl in red
Conversations in the Dark - John Legend
Just like Heaven - The Cure
On The Street Where You Live - Frederick Loewe
Still into You - Paramore
PROMPT #27: A SONG THAT BREAKS YOUR HEART
Five Variants of "Dives and Lazarus" - Ralph Vaughan Williams
Black Woman - Danielle Brooks
Eyes Nose Lips (feat. Taeyang) - Epik High
Empty - Ray LaMontagne
Just a Dream - Carrie Underwood
Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
Requiem - Laura Dreyfuss
PROMPT #28: A SONG BY AN ARTIST WHOSE VOICE YOU LOVE
Hurt - Christina Aguilera
I'M OKAY - SAAY
So Much More Than This - Grace VanderWaal
Pretty Hurts - Beyonce
Just like Heaven - The Cure
i'm lonely - Luz
Skylark - Aretha Franklin
Never Let Me Go - Florence + The Machine
Ship To Wreck - Florence + The Machine
PROMPT #29: A SONG YOU REMEMBER FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD
Going Under - Evanescence
Muddy Hymnal - Iron & Wine
Rush - Aly & AJ
Smooth (feat. Rob Thomas) - Santana
Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men
She Looks So Perfect - 5 Seconds of Summer
PROMPT #30: A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU OF YOURSELF
Never Let Me Go - Florence + The Machine
Vienna - Billy Joel
The Pros and Cons of Breathing - Fall Out Boy
In Dreams - Roy Orbison
Car Radio - Twenty One Pilots
Sweet Nothing (feat. Florence Welch) - Calvin Harris
Lonely Dance - Set It Off
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lennonknowsmysins · 5 years
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if a girl cries in the woods, does she make any sound?
beatle: john
summary: today has been a day and all you want to do is sit in this clump of trees by yourself. unfortunately, a certain teddy boy can’t stand to leave any pretty girl alone. 
shy!fem!reader
warnings: sexual harassment, bullies
a/n: it’s been a rollercoaster of a week, i need some soft teddy boys
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Exhaustion.
That was your only emotion.
Well, that and frustration. 
The dark bags under your eyes were beginning to look more like war paint. You’d been up practically all night the past week, writing and perfecting that stupid essay about Hamlet only for your teacher to mock and scorn your ideas in front of the class. So what if he didn’t think Ophelia should be angry. It was a play, not history. The story was meant to be read from different perspectives.
When the bell finally rung to signal the end of school and save you from the stares that might as well have been a series of sucker punches, you scurried out of the classroom before you could be asked to stay behind. A million thoughts ran through your head. You should have defended yourself, tried to argue your reasoning rather than just sitting there and taking it. Or maybe you should have just written that her entire character was meant to be sad and mopey, and only over Hamlet. No. If the teacher had a differing opinion, he should have discussed with you in private, not insulted you while your peers watched. That was just a low blow.
A whistle caught your attention as you reached the bottom of the steps. A group of teddy boys, already outside from cutting class, gestured for you to come over. You hesitated, weary of their intentions. They had a habit of saying rude things to girls. Nevertheless, the boys kept calling for you. 
“Come on, doll, we just need your brain!”
You thought for a second. Maybe they needed help with homework or something. Were they going to try and get you to do their math for them? You supposed that couldn’t be too bad. You could at least get them to give you money. 
Keeping an eyebrow raised, you trudged towards them, ready to turn on your heels the moment any of them mentioned your tits. You clutched your books to your chest as you reached the one that had spoken. He grinned easily, running a hand through a quiff of blond hair. Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed that John hung back. That was unusual, you thought, considering he was normally the ring leader. Your focus was brought back to the boy in front of you when grabbed your hand, kissing it softly.
“We heard you’re pretty smart. Always turning everything in and such.” He cooed, pressing your hand to his chest. You shrugged, pink spreading across your face. He chuckled, “Don’t be humble, sweetcheeks, be nice to yourself.”
You gave him a small smile, unsure of how to react. He squeezed your hand and continued, “Do you know what they say about smart girls?”
His grin widened as you shook your head, “They keep their cunts nice and tight.”
Your face fell as the entire rotten gaggle burst into laughter. You yanked your hand away, dropping your books. The cackles grew louder when another one kicked them away from you. It was only replaced with a whoop as you bent over to pick them up. The blond’s hand shot out and pulled your skirt up, revealing your baby pink knickers to the world and making the boys applaud. You gasped in horror, standing straight up to pull your skirt back down and ran away with whatever you’d managed to grab. The voices followed you, mockingly pleading for you to come back and promising they’d think of your ass tonight. 
Mortified tears slid down your cheeks and your whole face was bright red, the stinging air not helping any. You stopped when you reached a park you were unfamiliar with, sitting down on the closest bench. It wasn’t a bad little spot. There were lots of trees and you felt like you had some privacy. You set your books aside to hug your knees, hiding your face in them. You looked up when someone sat down next to you but scoffed when you saw who it was.
“Go away, Lennon. I’m not going to put out for you or any of your little friends.”
“Y’know, I think that’s the first time I’ve heard you say something more two words.”
You glared at him and turned your head away to wipe at your eyes angrily. He sighed.
“‘m sorry, shouldn’t have said that. S’not why I’m here.”
“Then why are you here?” You spat, whipping your head back around. He placed a paper on your stack. Your essay. 
“You forgot this. I’ve never read Hamlet, but that Ophelia gal deserves better.” He said softly. You snatched the paper, crumbling it up and throwing to your feet. You’d pick it up later. “So then you’re the one that Mr. Adams made fun of today, aren’t ya, love?”
You nodded silently, training your eyes on a squirrel rooting in the leaves. John waited a moment for you to say something. He carried on when you didn’t, “He shouldn’t have done that. S’a real git move.”
“Guess I just got the wrong impression when I read the play.” You said simply, avoiding starting any real conversation. He shook his head.
“It’s up to the reader how they think a character is feeling. And even if you did get it wrong, he still shouldn’t have done that. I think he just needs some sort of reassurance that his life is worth living so he picked on you. Knows yer shy, like. He gave up trying to bully me last year. Every time he tried to act like some sort of prizing winning professor, I just reminded him that the only good he’s doing teaching delinquents was that I’d be able to argue my way out of getting arrested by quoting Victor Hugo at the coppers. Think I hurt his feelings.”
You chuckled a tad at his anecdote. He had a point. Mr. Adams clearly wasn’t happy with his life choices and you had just been an easy target that he knew wouldn’t fight back, despite your fiery writing.
“You’ll probably need those sweet talking skills if you keep letting your friends harass people.”
“Right, that’s really why I found you,” He mumbled, rubbing the back of his neck, “I’m really sorry you had to go through that, I have no idea what they thought that’d be funny.”
Oh sure, and that’s why he let it happen.
“Then why didn’t you do anything about it?” You retorted, rolling your eyes at him. He stuttered sheepishly, fumbling for an answer. It was almost enjoyable to watch cool, suave, fuck everyone about myself John Lennon loose his tongue. Especially to someone quiet like you. 
“I, uh, I dunno know.” He whispered lamely, suddenly avoiding your gaze. 
“John, it was really humiliating.” You quavered, not bothering to hid the hurt in your voice as it broke. He didn’t say anything, he just kept staring at his shoes, shame clearly written all over his face. “John, all of your friends saw my knickers, and don’t think that I didn’t hear them talking about touching themselves to the thought of me, and you let them.”
“They’re not my friends.” He shot back immediately. You huffed, your patience with him wearing thin.
“Then why do you hang out with them?” For the second time, you got him to splutter on his answer.
“I-Well, who am I supposed to hang out with? You?”
“Yes.” You shouted without thinking. You looked at each other for a split second before blushing madly and becoming interested in the ground. Finally, he broke the silence.
“Would you actually like that? If we were friends?” He asked quietly, daring to steal a glance in your direction. You nodded and he smiled, “I’d like that too.”
You weren’t entirely convinced however. How were you supposed to know to know that he didn’t have the same sick sense of humor as those other boys. The thought of them crudely moaning your name as you’d walked away made you shiver in disgust. If John wanted to be close with you, you had to be sure there’d be no repeat incidents with him. “But I don’t want to be friends with someone who’ll make jokes about my privates.”
“Love, I swear that I won’t. I won’t even touch you with asking you first.” He promised, placing a hand on your knee and quickly retracting it. “’cept for that, but that was an accident.”
You smiled, shaking your head, “I didn’t mind.”
He grinned. He had a sweet grin. It was genuine, unlike the blond boy’s cruel smirk. A leather clad arm wrapped around your shoulders gingerly, “This alright, then?”
Before you could reply, the wind decided to pick up, the chill in the autumn air sending a hard shiver through you. You nearly whined as John withdrew his arm but you stopped any attempt at complaining when you realize he was taking off his beloved leather jacket to drape over you. Your breath hitched. It was warm and comfortable. Not to mention, it smelled nice. “Thank you, John.”
“S’ cold out, birdie, can’t let you freeze. Silly girl, not wearing wear her coat.” He teased, brushing a strand of hair out of your face, letting you do the same to him before putting his arm back. You leaned against his shoulder, sighing heavily, “It’s been a long day.”
“I know, poor thing. I’m sorry for all that shit that happened to you. And that it got you stuck being my friend.”
“You’re not so bad, Lennon.”
“Thanks, birdie. You don’t suck either.”
John’s heart was a flutter and he desparetly wished that this could last forever. Maybe he’d finally be able to get of those gits (Paul wasn’t a fan of them either). Maybe he’d finally have a friend that his aunt liked. 
And maybe. 
Just maybe.
He’d finally win over that girl with sweet smile that he couldn’t get out of his head.
At least maybe.  
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bopinion · 5 years
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Book of the month / 2020 / 03 March
I love books. Even though I hardly read any. Because my library is more like a collection of tomes, coffee-table books, limited editions... in short: books in which not "only" the content counts, but also the editorial performance, the presentation, the curating of the topic - the book as a total work of art itself.
G.O.A.T.
Directed and produced by Benedikt Taschen
Monograph / 2003 / Taschen Publishing house
No, this is not about the sympathetic stubbornness of the genus goat. It is about the "Greatest of all Time", about a legend, an icon, one of the brightest under the stars, the sportsman of the century, the most famous boxing champion in the world: Muhammad Ali.
"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!" This is how they described his light-footed, elegant yet effective style, the Ali Shuffle. At the time when he became Olympic light-heavyweight champion in Rome in 1960, his name was still the same as it says on his birth certificate: Cassius Marcellus Clay - a name Ali later discarded because it refers to a protagonist from the time of slavery. For he has always had a strong opinion. He took a stand against the Vietnam War ("No Vietcong ever called me a nigger!"), lost his boxing license due to his conscientious objection, joined the Nation of Islam, fought outside the ring for the emancipation of African-Americans and never lost his sense of humor. Above all, he was a great sportsman, the only boxer who was allowed to call himself "Undisputed Champion" three times.
The list of his opponents reads like a who-is-who of heavy weight boxing: Sonny Liston, Karl Mildenberger, Floyd Patterson, Sonny Banks, Ken Norten, Chuck Wepner, Richard Dunn, Leon Spinks, Larry Holmes, ... but most of all George Foreman and Joe Frazier. And the public appeal of Big Mouth Ali was magnetic. Most boxing fights, even known by in this martial sport uninterested people, would certainly not be without him.
Like the "Fight of the Century" against Joe Frazier in Madison Square Garden in New York City. As with the moon landing or the assassination of Kennedy, every US American still knows where he was on the evening of 8 March 1971 and, if in doubt, sat in front of the television.
Then of course the legendary "Rumble in the Jungle" in Kinshasa against George Foreman, who was considered invincible. An event of superlatives, for better or for worse: Ingeniously devised by dictator Mobutu and Don King, who heralded the era of the boxing promoters, a true celebration was celebrated in front of an audience of around 100,000 and since then "Ali, boma ye!" are probably the only words on Bantu that every boxing fan knows. There was also a lot going on off the ring, with Johnny Wakelin and his evergreen "In Zaïre" not even being present at the accompanying concerts, but big names like James Brown or B.B. King. By the way: I strongly recommend the documentary "When we were Kings" by Leon Gast, a worthwhile Oscar-winning look behind the scenes.
Or the "Thrilla in Manila", Ali's third fight against his sporting archenemy Joe Frazier. In the opinion of no fewer experts, the best performance either of them had ever shown. They never come back? This did not apply to Ali.
This public effect was based, apart from his athletic ability, above all on the fact that Ali was the first athlete who also became a pop star: There were action dolls by Mattel, a photo shoot with the Beatles, the DC comic "Superman vs. Muhammad Ali" or advertisements for Capri-Sun. Then it's fitting that an outstanding book is also dedicated to him. That's right, I would actually like to tell you about a book (too).
And what a book! 'This is a monument on paper, the most megalomaniacal book in the history of civilization, the biggest, heaviest, most radiant thing ever printed - Ali's last victory ." (Der Spiegel, Hamburg). A book with the same power, courage, depth, creativity and stunning energy as the extraordinary title hero (according to the publisher). That's right.
My copy has 652 pages and weighs almost 7 kilograms and is therefore delivered in a transport box with handle. And this is the affordable mass edition. The thing, which was presented in 2003 as the "Champs Edition" by Ali and Will Smith, who embodied him in "Ali" (2001, directed by Michael Mann), throws superlatives all over the place: For example, it is bound in pink leather by the Vatican bookbindery, which in itself produces only the highest quality bibles, because that was the color of Ali's first Cadillac - a symbol that he had made it. It is accompanied by the artwork "Radial Champs" by none other than Jeff Koons. And of course it's numbered and signed by both of them.
But it is the content that makes (all editions) of this book a unique homage to its title character. With photos of sports photography legends like Neil Leifer or Howard L. Bingham, but also of the usual suspects like Steve Schapiro, David Lachapelle or Annie Leibovitz. And even Andy Warhol. With interviews with practically all relevant figures who have accompanied or fought against Ali's career. With essays from the heroes of "New Journalism" Tom Wolfe and Gay Talese to - of course - Norman Mailer, whose work "The Fight" about the title fight in Zaire could have easily earned him his third Pulitzer Prize.
Above all, however, with an incredible editorial work of an apparently top-motivated team that has researched and compiled an immense fund of material: from interviews with contemporary witnesses to private photographs of his life, posters of his first amateur fights and historical newspaper manuscripts. Plus memorabilia, works of art, curious finds... Reading this book makes you feel almost as if you were there live - or at least on a journey of discovery in the boxes in your grandparents' attic. No publisher manages to regularly send the feuilleton and me into ecstasy with such mammoth projects. Except Benedikt Taschen. No wonder his oeuvres dominate my bookshelves.
This book is worthy of a true champion. "I'd like to be remembered as a man who never looks down on those who looked up to him." Done. Thanks a lot. You're missed!
Here the link to the "Champs Edition" on the website of the Taschen publishing house:
https://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/photography/all/02612/facts.goat_champs_edition.htm
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Playlist musicale 2019 (2/2)
Liste des chansons (playlist 2019 - part. 2)
Mise à jour : 31 décembre 2019
playlist 2019 (part.2), playlist 2019 (part. 1)
playlist 2018 (part. 2), playlist 2018 (part. 1)
playlist 2017 (part. 2), playlist 2017 (part. 1)
playlist 2016 (part. 2), playlist 2016 (part. 1)
playlist 2015
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16 Horsepower - American Wheeze (1996)
A
AaRON - Blouson Noir (2015)
Abd Al Malik - Le jeune noir à l’épée (2019)
The Afghan Whigs - Algiers (2014)
Air - Alpha Beta Gaga (2004-2016)
Alabama Shakes - Don’t Wanna Fight (2015)
Alice In Chains -  Rainier Fog (2018)
Angels of Light - Dawn (2005)
Aphrodite’s Child - Rain and tears (1968)
Archive - Erase (2019)
Louis Armstrong - St. James Infirmary (1928)
B
The B52's - Planet Claire (1979)
The Beatles - All You Need Is Love (1967)
Beck - Saw Lightning (2019)
Belle and Sebastian - Sister Buddha (2019)
Bénabar - Y'a une fille qu'habite chez moi (2001)
The Beta Band - Dry The Rain (1997)
Björk - Declare Independence (2008)
The Black Keys - Go (2019)
Blue Oyster Cult - (Don't Fear) The Reaper (1976)
Blur - There’s No Other Way (1991)
Joe Bonamassa - Lonesome Christmas (2016)
David Bowie - When I'm Five (1967)
Georges Brassens - Les copains d'abord (1964)
Jacques Brel - Mathilde (1963)
John Butler Trio - Bully (2017)
C
Cage The Elephant - Shake Me Down (2011)
Calexico - The Ballad of Cable Hogue (2000)
Calogero - En Apesanteur (2002)
Captain Kid - We & I (2012)
Johnny Cash (cover Nine Inch Nails) - Hurt (2002/1994)
Chloé - One in other (2010)
The Clash - White Riot (1977)
Johnny Clegg & Savuka - Asimbonanga (1987)
Eddie Cochran - Summertime Blues (1958)
Cocoon - Back To One (2019)
Cold War Kids - Passing the Hat (2006)
Chris Cornell - Seasons (from Singles) (1992)
Cypress Hill (feat. Chino Moreno and Everlast) - (Rock) Superstar (2000)
D
Dead Kennedys - Kill The Poor (1980)
Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence (1990)
dEUS - Instant Street (1999)
Dolly - Comment taire (2002)
The Doors - Love Street (1968)
Dr. John - Right Place Wrong Time (1973)
Bob Dylan - Hurricane (1975)
E
Eels - You Are The Shining Light (2018)
Eiffel - Cascade (2019)
Lisa Ekdahl (cover Betty Hutton) - It's Oh So Quiet (1997/1951)
Eminem - Venom (2018)
Eurythmics - Here Comes The Rain Again (1983)
F
Mylène Farmer - Des larmes (2018)
Les Fatals Picards - La Sécurité de l'Emploi (2007)
Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home (1985)
Florence + the Machine - Jenny of Oldstones (from Game of Thrones) (2019)
Foals - What Went Down (2015)
Foo Fighters - Best Of You (2005)
Foster The People - Pumped up Kicks (2011)
Future Islands - Fall From Grace (2014)
G
Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey (1982)
Liam Gallagher - One Of Us (2019)
Jean-Jacques Goldman - Je marche seul (1985)
The Good, The Bad & The Queen - Gun To The Head (2019)
Kim Gordon - Sketch Artist (2019)
Gossip - Standing In the Way of Control (2006)
Gravenhurst - The Collector (2007)
Juliette Gréco (cover Léo Ferré) - Jolie Môme (1961)
Grinderman - Man In The Moon (2007)
H
Nina Hagen - African Reggae (1979)
Ben Harper & Charlie Musselwhite - The Bottle Wins Again (2018)
PJ Harvey - Rid Of Me (1993)
The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Purple Haze (1967)
Kristin Hersh - The Cuckoo (1994)
Jacques Higelin - Paris-New York, New York-Paris (1974)
I
Interpol - The Weekend (2019)
Iron Maiden - Flight of Icarus (1983/2019)
Izia - Hey Bitch (2009)
J
Julia Jacklin (cover The Strokes) - Someday (2019/2001)
JAY-Z - Marcy Me (2017)
Joy Division - New Dawn Fades (1979)
Judas Priest - Breaking The Law (1980)
K
Kaiser Chiefs - Don't Just Stand There, Do Something (2019)
Kings of Leon - Family Tree (2013)
Mark Knopfler - Redbud Tree (2012)
L
Mark Lanegan Band - Stitch It Up (2019)
Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun (1983)
Bernard Lavilliers & Catherine Ringer - Idées Noires (1983-2014)
Led Zeppelin - No Quarter (1973)
The Lemonheads - Alison’s Starting To Happen (1992)
Linkin Park - Breaking The Habit (2003)
Little Eva - The Loco-Motion (1962)
Luke - Hasta Siempre (2004)
M
Scott McKenzie - San Francisco (1967)
Marcela Mangabeira (cover Michael Jackson) - Human Nature (2008/1982)
Loreena McKennitt - The Lady of Shalott (1991)
Marilyn Manson - God’s Gonna Cut You Down (2019)
Marilyn Manson (cover The Doors) - The End (1967-2019)
Massive Attack - Protection (1994)
Metallica - Seek and Destroy (1983)
Midnight Oil - Forgotten Years (1990)
Eddy Mitchell - Sur la route de Memphis (1976)
Modest Mouse - Lampshades on Fire (2015)
Gary Moore - The Loner (1987)
Moriarty - Isabella (2011)
Muddy Waters - Mannish Boy (1955)
N
The National - Hey Rosey (2019)
Nirvana - Come As You Are (1992)
Nirvana - Negative Creep (1991)
Noir Désir - Bouquet de nerfs (2001)
O
Les Ogres de Barback - Si tu restes (2019)
Mike Oldfield - Tubular Bells (1973)
OrelSan - Dis moi (2018)
P
Vanessa Paradis - Ces mots simples (2018)
Charles Pasi - A Man I Know (2014)
Pearl Jam - Jeremy (1991)
Pink Floyd - Money (1973)
Pixies - Hey (1989)
Placebo - Battle For The Sun (2009)
Iggy Pop - Run Like A Villain (1982)
Portishead - Misterons (1994)
The Pretenders - Middle of the Road (1984)
Q
Queens Of The Stone Age - Regular John (1998)
R
The Raconteurs - Help Me Stranger (2019)
Radiohead - Street Spirit (Fade Out) (1995)
Ram Jam - Black Betty (1977)
Red Hot Chili Pepper - Under The Bridge (1991)
Renaud - Fatigué (1985)
Calvin Russell - Soldier (1992/2011)
S
Saez - Germaine (2019)
Screamin' Jay Hawkins - Constipation Blues (1969)
Screaming Trees - Nearly Lost You (1992)
Seasick Steve - Hobo Low (2006)
Shaka Ponk - My Name Is Stain (2011)
William Sheller - Maintenant Tout Le Temps (1994)
Alan Silvestri - Retour vers le Futur (from Back to the Future) (1985)
Simon & Garfunkle - El Condor Pasa (1970)
Slaves - The Velvet Ditch (2019)
Smoke City - Underwater Love (1997)
Sonic Youth - Bull In The Heather (1994)
Joss Stone (cover The Dells) - The Love We Had (Stays On My Mind) (2012)
Alain Souchon - Presque (2019)
Soundgarden - The Day I Tried To Live (1994)
Supertramp - Give A Little Bit (1977)
T
Taj Mahal - Ain't That A Lot Of Love (1968)
Tame Impala - Patience (2019)
Tarmac - Tu semblante (2001)
Taxi Girl -   Cherchez le Garçon (1980)
Tindersticks - For The Beauty (2019)
Tool - Fear Inoculum (2019)
Tricky (feat. Marta) - Makes Me Wonder (2019)
The Twilight Singers - King Only (2000)
U
U2 - Mysterious Ways (1991)
U2 - Pride (In The Name Of Love) (1984)
Ugly Kid Joe - Cats In The Cradle (1992)
UNKLE - The Lost Highway (2019)
V
Volbeat - Still Counting (2008)
W
Tom Waits - I hope I don’t fall in love with you (1973)
Les Wampas - Ce Soir C'est Noël (1990)
Les Wampas - Chirac En Prison (2003)
The War on Drugs - Pain (2017)
Emily Jane White - Dark Undercoat (2007)
Jim White - Bluebird (2004)
The Who - Behind Blue Eyes (1971)
Wilco - Everyone Hides (2019)
John Williams - Star Wars Main Theme (1977)
Shannon Wright - These Present Arms (2019)
X
Y
Yodelice - Wake Me Up (2010)
Thom Yorke - Not The News (2019)
Z
Zebda - Le Bruit Et L'Odeur (1995)
Rob Zombie - Dead City Radio And The New Gods Of Supertown (2013)
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18 Poetic Songs With Political Undertones
     1. “Amazing Grace” -John Newton 
Originally written in 1779 by Anglican clergyman John Newton, this song has become an anthem for civil rights movements around the world. I’ve included links to two of my favorite versions, The Soweto Gospel Choir and Joan Baez, as well as to the heartwarming moment when President Barack Obama sang the song while speaking at the funeral for South Carolina State Senator Clementa Pinckney. 
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“Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost but now am found, was blind, but now I see...”
     2. “Another Brick In The Wall, Part 2″ -Pink Floyd
Among the most memorable songs from Pink Floyd’s iconic concept album The Wall, this song speaks about conformity in society, with students being stripped of their autonomy at a young age.  
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“We don’t need no education. We don’t need no thought control...”
“All in all, you’re just another brick in the wall...”
    3.  “Blowin’ In The Wind” -Bob Dylan
Written by Bob Dylan in 1963, this song quickly became an anthem of the civil rights movement and ant-Vietnam War movement through the 1960s and into the ‘70s. 
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Joan Baez Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLUDJlx5jEc
Peter, Paul and Mary Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld6fAO4idaI
Stevie Wonder Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8q1I9f1l4U
“How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? How many seas must a white dove sail before she sleeps in the sand? Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly before they're forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind...“
    4.  “Born in the USA” -Bruce Springsteen
Frequently misinterpreted as a zealously patriotic song due to its title, chorus and driving beat, this song is really a scathing critique of the Vietnam War and the country’s failure to alleviate the suffering of working-class Americans. 
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“Born down in a dead man's town. The first kick I took was when I hit the ground. You end up like a dog that's been beat too much, 'til you spend half your life just coverin' up...”
“Come back home to the refinery. Hiring man says ‘Son if it was up to me.’ Went down to see my V.A. man, he said ‘Son, don't you understand’...”
“Down in the shadow of the penitentiary. Out by the gas fires of the refinery. I'm ten years burning down the road. Nowhere to run ain't got nowhere to go...”
“Born in the USA” Live 1985: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqUk0SMzkeI
     5. “The Boxer” -Simon & Garfunkel
A folk song about working-class America. 
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“I am just a poor boy though my story's seldom told. I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles, such are promises. All lies and jest, still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest, hmmmm”
“When I left my home and my family, I was no more than a boy in the company of strangers, in the quiet of the railway station, runnin' scared, laying low seeking out the poorer quarters, where the ragged people go, looking for the places only they would know...”
“In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him 'til he cried out in his anger and his shame: I am leaving, I am leaving, but the fighter still remains...”
From the Concert in Central Park: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JUbFj0BIc4
    6. “Brain Damage” -Pink Floyd
From Pink Floyd’s legendary album Dark Side of the Moon, “Brain Damage” is a powerful song centered around issues of mental illness. 
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“And if the dam breaks open many years too soon. And if there is no room upon the hill. And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon...”
“The lunatic is in my head. The lunatic is in my head. You raise the blade, you make the change.You rearrange me 'til I'm sane. You lock the door and throw away the key. There's someone in my head but it's not me...”
“And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear. You shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon...”
 “Brain Damage”/”Eclipse” Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVQ3-Xe_suY
     7. “Bridge Over Troubled Water” -Simon & Garfunkel 
Recently performed live by Paul Simon at the 2016 Democratic National Convention, “Bridge Over Troubled Water” is a moving song about unity and solidarity.
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“I'm on your side when times get rough and friends just can't be found. Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down...”
“Sail on Silver Girl. Sail on by. Your time has come to shine. All your dreams are on their way. See how they shine. If you need a friend, I'm sailing right behind. Like a bridge over troubled water, I will ease your mind...”
Paul Simon at the 2016 DNC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v12fPV6QmeU
From the Concert in Central Park: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcwRt6J32o
Josh Groban/Brian McKnight Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0RNp0ShHsU
     8. “Chimes of Freedom” -Bob Dylan
My personal favorite Bob Dylan tune, “Chimes of Freedom” is a simple acoustic melody with lyrics that only a Nobel Prize winning poet like Bob Dylan can write.
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“As majestic bells of bolts struck shadows in the sounds. Seemin' to be the chimes of freedom flashing. Flashing for the warriors whose strength is not to fight. Flashing for the refugees on the unarmed road of flight. And for each and every underdog soldier in the night, and we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing...”
“Through the city’s melted furnace, unexpectedly we watched with faces hidden as the walls were tightening. As the echo of the wedding bells before the blowin’ rain dissolved into the bells of the lightning. Tolling for the rebel, tolling for the rake. Tolling for the luckless, they abandoned and forsaked. Tolling for the outcast, burning constantly at stake. And we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing...”
“Through the mad mystic hammering of the wild ripping hail. The sky cracked it's poems in naked wonder. That the clinging of the church bells blew far into the breeze. Leavin' only bells of lightning and it's thunder. Striking for the gentle, striking for the kind. Striking for the guardians and protectors of the mind. And the poet and the painter far behind his rightful time, and we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing...”
“Tolling for the tongues with no place to bring their thoughts all down in taken-for-granted situations.Tolling for the deaf and blind, tolling for the mute. For the mistreated, mateless mother, the mistitled prostitute. For the misdemeanor outlaw, chained and cheated by pursuit. And we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing...”
“Electric light still struck like arrows, fired but for the ones. Condemned to drift or else be kept from driftin'. Tolling for the searching ones, on their speechless, seeking trail. For the lonesome-hearted lovers with too personal a tale. And for each unharmful, gentle soul misplaced inside a jail. And we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing...”
“Tolling for the aching whose wounds cannot be nursed. For the countless confused, accused, misused, strung-out ones and worse. And for every hung-up person in the whole wide universe. And we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashin'...”
Bob Dylan Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVIWA9VTiN8
Bruce Springsteen Cover (1988): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3onnJuBS18
     9. “Imagine” -John Lennon
John Lennon was a visionary. And this song was his vision. 
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“Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try. No hell below us. Above us, only sky. Imagine all the people living for today. Imagine there's no countries. It isn't hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for. And no religion, too. Imagine all the people living life in peace...”
“You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope some day you'll join us, and the world will be as one...“
John Lennon - Imagine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOgFZfRVaww
Joan Baez Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw4_zOeOL7Y&pbjreload=10
     10. “It’s Alright, Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)” -Bob Dylan
In this haunting song from the album Bringing It All Back Home, Bob Dylan delivers a striking analysis of the world as he sees it. 
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“Pointed threats they bluff with scorn. Suicide remarks are torn from the fools gold mouthpiece the hollow horn plays wasted words, proves to warn that he not busy being born is busy dying...”
“While preachers preach of evil fates. Teachers teach that knowledge waits. Can lead to hundred-dollar plates. Goodness hides behind its gates. But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked...”
“While one who sings with his tongue on fire gargles in the rat race choir Bent out of shape from society's pliers, cares not to come up any higher, but rather get you down in the hole that he's in...”
“And if my thought-dreams could be seen, they'd probably put my head in a guillotine. But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only...”
Video: Bob Dylan performing this song live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYajHZ4QUVM
     11. “Let It Be” -The Beatles
A song of hope that the world needs more than ever right now.
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“When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom: ‘Let it be.’ And in my hour of darkness she is standing right in front of me, speaking words of wisdom: ‘Let it be’...”
“And when the brokenhearted people living in the world agree. There will be an answer. Let it be. For though they may be parted. There is still a chance that they will see. There will be an answer. Let it be...”
Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDYfEBY9NM4
Alicia Keys & John Legend Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7K8Sap0zjE
    12.  “Masters of War” -Bob Dylan
Steeped in rage and dripping with bitterness and resentment, “Masters of War” is a fierce condemnation of the Vietnam War that continues to be painfully relevant to the problems of gun violence in present-day America.
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“Come, you masters of war. You that build the big guns. You that build the death planes.You that build all the bombs. You that hide behind walls. You that hide behind desks. I just want you to know I can see through your masks...”
“Like Judas of old, you lie and deceive. A world war can be won, you want me to believe. But I see through your eyes, and I see through your brain like I see through the water that runs down my drain...”
“Let me ask you one question. Is your money that good? Will it buy you forgiveness? Do you think that it could? I think you will find when your death takes its toll, all the money you made will never buy back your soul...”
Ed Sheeran Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHMlAYeFeYw
     13. “On the Turning Away” -Pink Floyd
An impassioned plea against complacency and silence in the face of human suffering. 
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“On the turning away from the pale and downtrodden and the words they say, which we won’t understand. Don’t accept that what’s happening is just a case of others’ suffering, or you’ll find that you’re joining in the turning away...”
“It’s a sin that somehow, light is changing to shadow and casting its shroud over all we have known...”
“On the wings of the night, as the daytime is stirring. Where the speechless unite in a silent accord. Using words you will find are strange, mesmerized as they light the flame. Feel the new wind of change on the wings of the night...”
“No more turning away from the weak and the weary. No more turning away from the coldness inside. Just a world that we all must share. It’s not enough just to stand and stare. Is it only a dream that there’ll be no more turning away?”
Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojf18wT_Xtk
     14. “Redemption Song” -Bob Marley & the Wailers
The final track from the album Uprising, “Redemption Song” is a slow, contemplative track about personal and political empowerment and the ongoing fight for freedom and for justice. 
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“Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds! Have no fear for atomic energy, cause none of them can stop the time. How long shall they kill our prophets while we stand aside and look? Some say it's just a part of it. We've got to fulfill the book...”
“Won't you help to sing these songs of freedom? Cause all I ever have, redemption songs...”
Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUNh9lmmUA8
Rihanna Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCqquMFQ9IM
John Legend Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlQn8_I6pjY
     15. “The Sound of Silence” -Simon & Garfunkel
A powerful song about standing up and speaking out told through beautiful harmonies and eerie melodies.
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“Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again. Because a vision softly creeping left its seeds while I was sleeping, and the vision that was planted in my brain still remains within the sound of silence...”
“And in the naked light I saw ten thousand people, maybe more. People talking without speaking. People hearing without listening. People writing songs that voices never share and no one dared disturb the sound of silence...”
“’Fools’, said I, ‘You do not know, silence like a cancer grows. Hear my words that I might teach you. Take my arms that I might reach you.’ But my words, like silent raindrops fell and echoed in the wells of silence...” “And the people bowed and prayed to the neon god they made. And the sign flashed out its warning in the words that it was forming. And the sign said: ‘The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sound of silence...’”
Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0
Video--Recorded Live in 1966: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSFzp6IDgw&t=77s
     16. “Streets of Philadelphia” -Bruce Springsteen
Oscar-winning song from the soundtrack of Philadelphia, a moving film starring Tom Hanks and Denzel Washington that confronted the stigma surrounding HIV/AIDS.
“I was bruised and battered, I couldn't tell what I felt. I was unrecognizable to myself. I saw my reflection in a window, I didn't know my own face. Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin' away on the Streets of Philadelphia...”
“Ain't no angel gonna greet me. It's just you and I my friend. My clothes don't fit me no more. I walked a thousand miles just to slip this skin...”
“The night has fallen, I'm lyin' awake. I can feel myself fading away. So receive me brother with your faithless kiss. Or will we leave each other alone like this on the Streets of Philadelphia...”
Music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z2DtNW79sQ
Movie trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl4B9AU45P4
     17. “Us and Them” -Pink Floyd
From near the end of The Dark Side of the Moon, “Us and Them” is a deeply soulful song chronicling the senselessness of war. 
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“Us and them. And after all we're only ordinary men. Me and you. God only knows it's not what we would choose to do. ‘Forward’ he cried from the rear and the front rank died. And the general sat and the lines on the map moved from side to side...”
“Down and out. It can't be helped but there's a lot of it about. With, without. And who'll deny it's what the fighting's all about? Out of the way, it's a busy day. I've got things on my mind. For the want of the price of tea and a slice, the old man died...”
Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDbeqj-1XOo
     18. “We Are The World” -Michael Jackson & Lionel Richie
Initially recorded as a charity single by various American artists in 1985 for famine relief for several African countries and remade in 2009 to support the people of Haiti after a devastating earthquake, “We Are The World” remains a legendary song about unity and strength in the face of adversity. 
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“There comes a time when we heed a certain call when the world must come together as one. There are people dying and it's time to lend a hand to life, the greatest gift of all...”
“We are the world, we are the children. We are the ones who make a brighter day so lets start giving. There's a choice we're making. We're saving our own lives. It's true we'll make a better day just you and me...”
USA for Africa “We Are The World”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AjkUyX0rVw
We Are The World 25 for Haiti: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glny4jSciVI
If you read all of that, you are a rockstar. Bless your beautiful soul.
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TAKE WHAT YOU WANT - POST MALONE ft. OZZY OSBOURNE & TRAVIS SCOTT
I never needed anything from you And all I ever asked was for the truth (all I ever asked was for) You showed your tongue and it was forked in two Your venom was lethal, I almost believed you (almost believed you) Yeah, you preyed on my every mistake Waited on me to break, held me under hopin' I would drown Like a plague, I was wasting away Tryna find my way out, find my way out (find my way out)
Betrayal is a constant in Shae’s life. There is a long list of people that have taken whatever they wanted and needed from Shae and just left her empty and alone. She has never been one to ask anything of someone, however she always finds herself giving and giving to be left with nothing in return. These people have made her the hardened individual that she is today.
PRAYING - KESHA
Well, you almost had me fooled Told me that I was nothing without you Oh, but after everything you've done I can thank you for how strong I have become 'Cause you brought the flames and you put me through hell I had to learn how to fight for myself And we both know all the truth I could tell I'll just say this is "I wish you farewell"
It took a very long time for Shae to recover from the coercion of Daren when she was a teenager. She spent so much of her time in juvenile detention hating herself because of his physical, verbal, and psychological abuse. But over time she realized that she was not that person anymore and has become stronger by understanding the impact of his abuse and letting him and that part of her life go.
BLACKBIRD - THE BEATLES
Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these sunken eyes and learn to see All your life You were only waiting for this moment to be free
Shae spent her earlier years under the thumb of a sadistic serial killer, and then under the thumb of the authorities of Massachusetts. Once she was free, she had to teach herself how to survive and how to be free. She learned how to survive and arose from the darkness that once overshadowed her life just like the poetic lyrics describe this blackbird.
UPHILL BATTLE - ROZZI
But if I were a different girl It'd be simpler, that's for sure Wouldn't it be nice to be a cool wind, always keep it breezy Ooh yeah, but I am not that easy
No I am who I am And I am a lot to handle You do the best you can But I am... an uphill battle I'll be your solid ground And I'll be your biggest gamble You do the best you can, I know
Complex is an excellent word to describe Shae. She is strong, yet vulnerable. Brave, yet afraid. She knows that anyone who is in her life struggles to understand her complexities, and she embraces those and keeps others around that embrace them too. She’s an excellent friend, lover, and confidant, but many don’t give her a chance because it takes work to get to know her.
HAPPY - PINK
Seen every therapist, but I'm a cynical bitch Don't like to talk about my feelings I take another hit, I find another fake fix 'Cause it's easier than healing I don't wanna be this way forever Keep telling myself that I'll get better Every time I try, I always stop me Maybe I'm just scared to be happy
Shae is the Queen of Avoidance especially when it comes to feelings. Despite the several times in her life where she was happy due to feelings she felt for others, she was always let down and/or betrayed by them. Therefore, this song relates to her constant battle of avoidance and happiness. 
WRITTEN IN THE SCARS - THE SCRIPT
In everyone there is a worry And every scratch is a new tattoo 'Cause those lines on your face, they tell a story Of how you became, you became you So put your arms around the doubters And dunk a deuce when they push below their belts They keep it up for the ones who lit the matches 'Cause you get fire proof from going through hell
The amount of people that have hurt, betrayed, left, or made an impact on Shae’s life far exceeds what you can count on two hands. Shae does not regret any of these happenings, instead she credits them for shaping her into the woman she is today. They each have made a mark on her life that she will never forget. 
BROKEN & BEAUTIFUL - KELLY CLARKSON
I never held my hand out and asked for something free I got pride I could roll out for miles in front of me I don't need your help, and I don't need sympathy I don't need you to lower the bar for me... ...Can someone just hold me? Don't fix me, don't try to change a thing Can someone just know me? 'Cause underneath, I'm broken and it's beautiful
Shae is very stubborn and refuses help from anyone. She has an immense amount of pride and gets angry when people try to pity her or “lower the bar” for her. Blame her extreme feminist views or her general stubbornness, but whatever it is, she knows that she can handle anything life throws at her... Despite the many times that life has and will continue to break her.
WILD HORSES - BIRDY
Our human hearts forget how strong they are And they get lost along the way, hey It's not giving up, it's letting go And moving to a better place I will survive and be the one who's stronger I will not beg you to stay I will move on and you should know I mean it Wild horses run in me
So many people in Shae’s life have left and unlike other people who fight to keep them around, Shae refuses to do so. There was a reason that they left, and rather than dwelling on what was, Shae embraces moving on and letting go. She doesn’t always embrace it gracefully, but she does her best and always stays strong.
I’M STILL STANDING - ELTON JOHN
And did you think this fool could never win Well look at me, I'm coming back again I got a taste of love in a simple way And if you need to know while I'm still standing you just fade away You know I'm still standing better than I ever did Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid I'm still standing after all this time Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
Right now in her life there are a handful of people trying to tear her down through empty threats and taunting gifts, including Daren and Angelo. These men have a mission to ruin Shae’s life, yet it’s been twenty-seven years and she is still standing. She’s a survivor and will continue to be one, regardless of the obstacles thrown in her way.
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Fooly Falls chapter 4: Batter Up (originally posted on July 12, 2017)
It was another beautiful day in Gravity Falls, perhaps beautiful enough for a nice game of baseball. Yeah, this is the baseball chapter alright. Anyway, Haruko hit the ball really hard, much to the opposing team's shock as it flies out of the park and towards the sky. Everyone was busy comprehending what just happened as Haruko arrogantly thanked everyone while doing a little victory dance.
“Oy, she is just too good.” Stan complained as he, Dipper, Mabel, Ford, Soos, Wendy, Candy, Grenda, Pacifica, Robbie, McGucket and Waddles sat in the dugout. “I think that last one went into space.” Wendy added. “Wait a minute, why are we playing baseball anyway?” Stan wondered. “I came up with that Mr. Pines.” Soos answered. “You see, in many of the anime I watch, the characters would sometimes just chill out and play a nice game of baseball.”
Stan was still confused. “Yeah, but why baseball anyway?” he continued on.     ”Filler episodes dude.” Soos added. “I will never understand the shows that you watch Soos. Like that weird giant robot show. Why is it that our wimpy protagonist can't seem to choose between the hot-blooded blonde Russian girl, the heavy drinker or the blue-haired clone?”
“So you made up this whole team Mabel?” Dipper asked his sister, who was wearing a baseball-themed sweater with a gnome on it, as Stan and Soos continued debating. “Yeah, I even got a mascot and everything!” she replied pointing to a man wearing a gnome-themed costume dancing around the field. The mascot took his head off to reveal a rather normal looking man black-haired man with a smile on his face. “Great work there Tad!” she said to him. “She promised me bread.” he announced.
“Yes, thank you.” Haruko thanked as a gnome handed her a dollar bill. “You're welcome babe, you're a great help to the Forest Freaks.” the gnome replied with a Manotaur, a Gremoblin, a unicorn, a group of beautiful-looking blonde men in white and a Lilliputtian stood behind him. “Say, why are you so good at hitting anyway?” he asked Haruko. “I just have my ways Jeff.” she replied. “Good to hear that!” he exclaimed as he turned to another gnome with a bushy grey beard and unaligned eyes. “Make a note of that Schmebulock.”
“Schmebulock!” the other gnome exclaimed as he pulled a pen out of his beard and started scribbling on his hand. “Schmebulock.” he said. “Is Schmebulock all you can say?” the Manotaur asked looking at Schmebulock's hand. “Schmebulock.” he glumly replied.
“This is utter cockamamie balderdash!” Stan shouted from the dugout. “How is it that the Gravity Falls Gnomes, who have two old men with tons of fighting experience and a lumberjack's daughter who could kick ass, lose to a bunch of weirdos who don't know the first thing about baseball?”
“Maybe we need to bring out someone who knows his way around baseball.” Candy replied as everyone turned to Dipper. “Yeah, Dipper can help us win!” Grenda shouted. “I-I don't know guys, I'm not all that great at this game and Haruko is like crazy good.” Dipper groaned. “C'mon Dipper, we just need someone who can outmatch her.” Ford said putting a hand on his shoulder.
“Alright fine.” Dipper said as he picked up a bat and walked to home plate while his team chanted for him. “I'm going to die here Chutzpar, I just know it.” he mumbled to the Manotaur, who was serving as umpire. “Not gonna lie, I sort of agree.” Chutzpar replied.
Dipper readied his bat preparing to strike but he missed the ball. “STRIKE ONE!” Chutzpar shouted. The boy readied himself again, only to miss once more. “STRIKE TWO!” the umpire cried. He prepared to strike again, only to get knocked down by the ball. “Strike three, he's out!” Haruko exclaimed with a cheeky look on her face.
“Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!” Wendy stated as Waddles carried Dipper back to the dugout. “You alright there, how many fingers am I holding up?” Robbie asked as he pulled out three of his fingers. “Well everybody, might as well admit defeat.” Stan bluntly stated as he got up to congratulate the Forest Freaks. “We can't give up just yet Stanley!” Ford said grabbing his brother's arm. “Look over there!” He pointed to Canti as he was picking up various balls from the field.
Soon enough, Canti was practicing with the Gnomes as Soos pitched. “Wow, he's actually pretty good.” Pacifica gasped in awe of the machine's skills until they all turned to notice Stan hunched over, his fingers locked together and his glasses suddenly shining. “This is it everyone, my secret weapon!” he proudly proclaimed.
As they all cheered, Dipper walked away with a stoic look on his face back to the Shack until he turned to Haruko standing over him. “That bandaged head look kinda suits you.” she said. “C'mon kid, it's a compliment.” Dipper, as usual, wasn't buying it. “Does it really matter anyway? Like I said, I'm not good at baseball.” he replied. “Quit lying kid!” she exclaimed as she held her bass aloft. Dipper winced, thinking she was going to hit him again, but instead she put it down and got on her Vespa.
“Anyway, nothing's gonna happen unless you swing the bat.” she said as she rode off, leaving Dipper to contemplate her words. “Oh yeah, forgot to tell you much earlier Dipper, but my parents got a new Medical Mechanica factory here.” Pacifica said walking up behind him. “Are you okay there?”
Meanwhile in another part of town, Commander Amarao had rolled in on a Vespa with Kitsurubami, Powers, Trigger and a few other agents behind him. “Well men, this is the place.” he said. “Fan out, I want the Vespa Woman brought to me by tomorrow.” he ordered to the others.
“SIR YES SIR!” they all replied as they spread out across the Oregon town. Amarao did so himself as he tackled a man with a goatee wearing a red flannel shirt. “You there, what do you know about a pink-haired girl with a yellow scooter and 4001 Rickenbacker?” he inquired. “A Rickenbacker, like the one Paul McCartney has? Or was it John Lennon?” the man replied as he took notice of his interrogator's eyebrows. “Those eyebrows....”
“Don't you befuddle me with your Beatles trivia, where is she?” he demanded. “Oh yeah, I think she's hanging around the Mystery Shack.” the man answered as Amarao dropped him to the ground. “Thank you good sir, now have a nice day.” The agent then got back on his scooter as he rode away. “I guess he must be a fan of the rock that looks like a face rock.”
“Hey everyone, I'm back.” Dipper announced as he walked back into the Shack's living room to find Haruko, still in her baseball uniform, twitching uncontrollably as Stan gave her a massage while Mabel looked on. “Oh hey kid, caught us at an awkward time. Dinner's in a bit.” Stan said as the girl started moaning. “Oh, it hurts! Not so rough!”
“What are you doing?” the young mystery solver asked as the moaning got louder. “Oh yes, your gristle is like baby lamb wool!” she screamed. “Old people massages are actually pretty good, don'tcha think?” she asked Dipper blushing. “You really stink, you could just change into some clean clothes.” the boy said as he walked away. “And yet I can't smell your sweat, wonder why? Oh, I'm too tired to even hold a fork!”
“Why were you playing for all those creatures anyway?” Dipper asked turning to her. “They gave me good money, thought it could help with the electric bill.” she replied before moaning again.
“Here Haruko, try some of this!” Stan offered her some eggs at dinner as he gulped down on some brown meat, squealing happily along the way. “Now this is what life is worth livin' for!” he exclaimed. “What are you even doing anyway?!” Dipper asked, thinking back to the Vespa Woman's first time at the Shack when she said that she needed him. “Y'know what, I'm going outside for some fresh air.” He walked outside as Stan, Mabel, Haruko and Canti watched. “Geez, what's with him?” Mabel wondered.
Meanwhile outside, Dipper sat down on the front steps thinking about what had just happened. Haruko had said that very night that she needed him yet here she was getting close with his great uncle. “Excuse me young man, is this place your home?” a voice asked. Dipper turned his head to see a red-haired man with large eyebrows and a pair of sunglasses standing before him. “And it's also a tourist trap?”
“No sir, me and my sister are living here for the summer.” the pine tree kid answered. “Then I guess you might know what I'm looking for, huh?” the stranger replied turning to him. “Those eyebrows....” Dipper said to himself looking at his eyebrows.
“I've heard intel about a man in a fez calling himself Stan Pines disguising as a gangster to break into a meeting of the Molehill Gang at Booby's. I'd like to speak with him.” the stranger politely said. “Sorry mister, my grunkle's busy but I do have something that might be of interest to you.” Dipper replied as he rushed back inside and came back out with the Firestarter in hand.
“I've been researching about an ancient being that once roamed this land and I think you might be interested.” Dipper started scrolling through the page as the man watched. “See, this man has once inhabited this land and got bored one day, so he made a deal with a dream demon known as Bill Cipher to gain ultimate power and wipe out his people.” He turned over the page to show the filled-in outline of Bill.
“I'm sorry kid, but this is all make-believe compared to what I've seen!” the man stated. “Listen, I'm looking for a girl with a Vespa scooter that's living here.” The young detective immediately knew what this man was talking about. “Oh, you mean Haruko? She's been living here as a maid, even though all she does is mooch off my family.” he said.
“So she's been hanging with you. That means she's addicted to you in a way.” the man said. “Listen, she's mad I tell you. Hopefully you didn't tell many people about her, cause then you'll think smart They'll find out what you're dealing with eventually.” Dipper put the parchment away in his jacket pocket as the man adjusted his shades. “Say, is there anything for sale here?”
“Thanks, I always wanted one of these.” the man thanked Dipper as he got on his scooter holding a fish covered in fur. “Anyway, older women can have an effect on you, so you better be careful.” The man drove away from the Shack as Dipper stood there watching while Stan and Haruko laughed wildly inside. “I got a bad feeling about this.
“So you're saying Haruko is hanging out with Grunkle Stan more despite the fact she said she needed you?” Mabel said when Dipper walked up to their room. “Exactly sis. I've been feeling that she's using us for her own agenda.” he replied. “And there was also this guy with really big eyebrows that knows about her somehow.”
“Wait, eyebrows?” Mabel said curiously. “Yeah, he came here looking for Stan and found me instead.” Dipper replied. “How big were they?” she asked. “Like really big. I'm pretty sure they're not ever real!” he replied. “Going off topic here, but is it okay if I call you Takkun like what Haruko does?”
“No.”
“Batting practice at sunset?” Haruko asked later that evening outside the gift shop. “Do you want me to be your coach?” she added as Dipper strolled away from her. “No, please.” he replied. “I can teach you how.” she said. “Just go away and keep doing crazy things with my uncle.” he replied hiding behind the totem pole. “We're in this together Pine Tree.” Haruko said as his grunkle's head dropped on the ground, much to his shock. Then suddenly, Mabel's head was behind him as well. “Your head is the only one that works Takkun.” she stated as she held the boy's head in her arms and then back on his body. “You'll hit a homerun soon. Promise.”
Later, Dipper stood outside holding a baseball bat with Haruko watching him. “Yeah, that's the right stance.” she said. “Buuut, you have to swing the bat!” Just then, Ford walked outside all bleary-eyed and his hair very unkempt. “Pardon me for being rude kids,” he said. “but what are you doing at 3:00am?”
“She's helping me with batting practice Ford.” Dipper replied before Haruko laid herself all over him. “Hit it into the sky, don't hold back.” she continued. “Before he swings the bat, a real slugger imagines an arc inside his heart, arching directly to heaven.” She took hold of the boy's arms and made him point the bat towards a flickering star. “I think that star would make a great target.” Ford said. “Yeah, but why is it blinking like that?”
Meanwhile in a secluded part of town, the agents had made their temporary base in an abandoned house with Kitsurubami, Powers and Trigger supervising them. “Alright, put it up on screen.” Powers ordered as the image changed from static to a large satellite circling the Earth. “Kitsurubami, analyze.”
“It's been ten hours since impact.” she announced. “We have experienced a total loss of control after it caused irreparable damage to sectors six through eighteen and displaced all three antennas including the spare.” As she continued explaining, the image of the satellite was enhanced until a baseball was spotted within it. “It made a quantum leap into the central processing sector and scored a direct hit on the core unit. This is Satellite Geo-Saki, it's proceeding with its self-programmed attack.”
The three government officials turned towards their superior Amarao examining the fur trout he received from the Mystery Shack. “Is everything alright Commander Amarao?” Trigger wondered. “It's nothing, I just can't help but wonder what fur this is supposed to be from.” Amarao replied handing the fish to the three. “I have a feeling it might be from some kind of grizzly bear.”
“Those eyebrows.....” the agents and lieutenant thought. “So when's it gonna fall?!” their superior exclaimed. “Commander, sir!” a scientist exclaimed rushing into the room before standing in attention. “We have good news on the statue of Diamond Brandy you have told us about!” he stated.
“Wait, Diamond Brandy?” Kitsurubami wondered looking at the scientist. “Amarao has gotten word from a young boy staying at 618 Gopher Road that there is a statue of a powerful vampire wizard that we have dug up.” he explained to the others. “Good work Dr. Hubert.” Amarao thanked him before leading his companions to the lab. “Seriously, I still feel like we've been to that Gopher Road place before.” Powers whispered to Trigger. “Maybe we came there in like, another life or something weird like that.”
“So Stuart, how's the life goin'?” another scientist in the lab asked chatting with his partner as he turned on some UV lights. “Oh y'know Ken, my fiancee left me, my mom died, dad got deported, but I got a sweet car last month!” Stuart replied. Just then, Amarao, Kitsurubami, Powers, Trigger and Hubert stepped into the lab. “Commander Amarao, sir!” the two shouted saluting him. “So boys, how goes researching that statue?” Hubert asked stepping forward. “We seem to have uncovered something....peculiar.” Ken answered. “There is a hole on his forehead that only showed up when we collected it. Have a look-see.”
Hubert stepped forward, staring deep within the hole as an air of dread crawled all over him. Suddenly, a large drill popped out impaling him in his forehead. “He has a horn!” Stuart cried out in horror. “And he's waking up!” Ken replied. “Quick, bring out more UV lamps!” he ordered. “YES SIR!” The statue began to crack more and more until a hulking figure with long blonde hair was revealed underneath. Diamond Brandy was reborn and boy was he hungry. The drill began to rip apart many of the other scientists, coating the UV lamps in blood.
“I can't believe it, he's still alive!” Trigger screamed in fear as the vampire burst from his prison. “And he's using human blood to block out the light!” Kitsurubami added. As Diamond Brandy stepped down, he gazed at the remaining mortals. “Hm, it seems the world has changed quite a bit while I was asleep.” he said to himself. “Your modern technology proves no match for the last of the Pole People!”
“Stay back monster!” the armored security guards exclaimed as they charged into the lab, pointing their weapons at him. “Zuhohoho, feeding time.” Brandy chuckled to himself as time slowed to a stop. He waltzed around the guards like a flash of light to them until time was restored to normal, and that's when they realized his true power.
“Commander, my hands!” One of the guards screamed in horror as he laid eyes upon his fingers being locked together with a scientist's, along with all of the other guards and scientists. “THEY'RE STUCK TOGETHER!” they all shouted. “Someone, do something!” Amarao shouted before Kitsurubami fired her anti-tank rifle at Brandy, only for it to to fail as he grabbed the bullet in his hands and poked it, transforming it into a large cricket which hopped away.
“You won't get away with this you abomination!” a scientist hollered before Diamond appeared right before his eyes and jabbed his drill into his forehead, reducing him and the others into lumps of flesh. “I think it's time for a new look. Allow me to change into something more....comfortable.” the monster announced before telekinetically bringing forth the blood of his victims and making it surround him like a cocoon.
“Somebody, shoot him!” Powers exclaimed pointing at the blood cocoon. “We already tried that, and now looked what happened!” Kitsurubami shouted in reply pointing towards the giant cricket that was menacing Stuart and Ken. The cocoon suddenly burst open, revealing Diamond Brandy now bare-chested and wearing a long flowing red cape and white hakama pants. “Ah, so much better.” the demon stated proudly looking around before turning to the two scientists.
“Please spare us sir!” Stuart cried as he and Ken held each other close, quivering in fear. “We'll do anything to stay alive! Anything!” Ken added as a few tears appeared in his eyes. “Anything?” Diamond said stroking his chin. “I know. I will let you two live, but in exchange you will serve me for all eternity!” he exclaimed as he made his fingertips light up and he tapped the two on their foreheads. Their forms contorted wildly as they screamed in pain until their skin turned pale blue and their labcoats were replaced with clothing just as wild as their new master's.
“From now on, the mortals who call themselves Stuart Dooley and Ken Simpson are dead!” the monster proclaimed as they rose from the ground, smiling evilly. “In their place are my new minions, Stinger and Loggken!” The three of them struck a pose as the four government officials stepped away before running for the hills. “Don't think you can get away so easily!” the two newborn beasts chanted in unison before raising their hands skyward. “RIPPLE!” Just then, the old house started cracking like glass as it began to fade from reality.
“Wait a minute, they can warp reality?!” Agent Trigger exclaimed as they kept running for the front door. “That boy never mentioned anything about that in his paper!” Amarao replied. “Enough about some random kid, we have to run!” Powers and Kitsurubami shouted as they got closer to the door. They jumped out in the nick of time as the house caved in, falling into a hole in space before zipping itself closed.
“That was insane! My life hasn't been at that much risk since the Arcadia Bay case!” Trigger wheezed getting up. “Apparently these so-called Pole People are more powerful than we thought.” Kitsurubami replied. “They can use incredibly powerful magic to slaughter lower beings and have the power of mind control! What do we do now?”
The two then turned to Powers and Amarao looking off into the distance through the forest and at a hovel of a shop. “Easy.” Powers said. “We find someone who knows and can stop him. And we're also gonna need some new men and a new base.”
Dipper woke up in his bed to find Mabel cuddling Waddles in her bed but Haruko was nowhere to be found. “Where is she anyway?” he wondered as he walked down the stairs to search for her. He combed the entire house from the spare room that Ford was sleeping in to the kitchen where he found Canti washing dishes. “Hey Canti, have you seen Haruko anywhere?” he asked the Medical Machine, who shrugged in reply before returning to what he was doing.
“C'mon Haruko, where are you?” Dipper groaned as he got more tired. Suddenly a bright light coming from the vending machine caught his eye. Punching in the code, going downstairs and taking the elevator to the lab, he tiptoed around until he found Haruko playing with the Eyes of Heaven mask Ford told him about. ”What is she doing now?” he wondered before the gleam of the red jewel on its forehead pointed at his forehead, sending him into a frenzy.
“Just as I thought! 618 Gopher Road!” Amarao meanwhile declared in the forest. “Come along everyone, we got a world to save.” he proclaimed to his subordinates. “Eyebrows!”
The next day, it was time for baseball again as the Gnomes cheered for Canti when he stepped up to the mound.”Yah can do it TV-bot!” McGucket hollered. “Yeah, give 'em what for!” Candy added as they all started laughing. Meanwhile, Dipper and Wendy were sitting on the Shack's front steps discussing what happened yesterday. “So some government guys say that Haruko's a loose cannon?” Wendy wondered. “Yeah, he came to me looking for Stan and then he started talking about her when I showed him the Firestarter.” Dipper responded as Haruko pulled up in front of them on her Vespa.
“Hey, the game's already started you two.” Haruko said. “Are you just gonna sit around doing perverted stuff?” she asked. “We're not doing perverted stuff Haruko, you're just insane.” Dipper bluntly replied. “C'mon kid, today's the day you get to swing the bat.” the Vespa woman added. “I'm not sure Haruko,” Wendy said looking at her younger friend. “Dipper really isn't the type to swing the bat.”
“I'm not good at baseball.” Dipper said. “Ah well, it is Canti's first game after all.” Haruko replied. “Oh that's right, we got Lord Canti on our team now!” Wendy exclaimed getting up and sitting behind her on the Vespa. “See ya later dude!” she called to her friend as they drove off. “Have fun.” the boy solemnly replied as he walked back inside.
Back inside the shack, Dipper walked into the living room to a horrifying site, his great uncle lying dead on the ground with the TV smashed in beside him. “Oh my gosh Grunkle Stan, are you alright?!” he panicked. “Who did this to you, what happened here?! I'll call an ambulance!” Looking over what had happened, he heard a noise and turned around to find the elderly con artist sitting at the table surprisingly looking fine. “But, how?” the boy wondered. “What's the matter Dipper? You look like you've seen a ghost.” Stan said turning to his great nephew. “Is-is everything okay?”
“Naw, I'm fine kid.” the uncle replied. “It's just that Haruko and I have built a special kind of relationship over these past few chapters.” He turned to Dipper almost robot-like. “W-what kind?” Dipper asked again. “MOUTH TO MOUTH.” Stan replied in a creepy sounding voice as Haruko's head, now wearing mouse ears, popped out of his mouth. “MOUSE!”
“Because I need you.” Haruko's words began echoing throughout his mind as various images of Waddles chasing a tiny version of her played. “It has to be this way Takkun. That's how life works, sometimes you're the cat and sometimes you're the mouse.”
“She-she once ssssaid something about h-how she needed-needed you Dipper.” Stan started talking almost like a glitched-out robot as he walked towards Dipper. “Or something like thaaaaat.”
“STOP IT ALREADY!” Dipper finally yelled as he hit his grunkle in the head with the baseball bat he was carrying and breaking the TV as well. When everything returned to reality, the boy realized that he was the one that did it.
Meanwhile back at the baseball field, Haruko had scored another point for the Forest Freaks knocking out Canti along the way, once again to the shock of the Gravity Falls Gnomes. “Wow dudes, even with Canti we're still getting murdered out there.” Soos declared as McGucket, Grenda and Robbie examined their fallen teammate. “She's probably doing it on purpose just to screw with us.” Wendy responded. Just then, a siren sounded as Haruko turned her gaze skyward to notice a large dirigible flying over them.
“A state of emergency has been declared in Gravity Falls.” a voice declared. “All citizens evacuate immediately. I repeat, all citizens evacuate.”
“Dipper Pines, age 12, student of Eggbert Elementary School in Piedmont, California, brother of Mabel Danielle Pines, son of Alexander and Danielle Pines, great nephew of Stanley Danley Pines, whom for thirty years imitated his brother Stanford Filbrick Pines after he was lost in another dimension for thirty years. Prefers to keep his first name a secret.” Amarao spoke as he sat with Dipper in a dark room. “A few days ago, a mysterious woman calling herself Haruko Haruhara had taken up residence at your temporary residence of 618 Gopher Road. Y'know, a baguette would've hit harder.”
“Listen sir, I didn't intend on hurting my grunkle!” Dipper claimed. “He was already knocked out when I found him and suddenly he was sitting down at a table all in one piece! He then started talking about how he's really got along with Haruko and and and-” The boy started frantically hyperventilating when Amarao put an end to it. “Simmer down kid.” the large eyebrowed government agent said. “Here, have a drink.” He gave Dipper a cup of tea and started putting in a few sugar cubes. “Heard you're not a big fan of spicy things. I can relate.”
“Like I said, I didn't intend on hitting him! I was just really freaked out. But thanks anyway.” Dipper responded taking the drink. “I've only heard stories about Stan and his criminal record, from pug trafficking, con artistry across multiple states, llamacide, helping transport of illegal goods, etc.” Amarao stated. “But Haruhara is him times eleven. She'll manipulate anyone to her whim to help her achieve her goals. But here she is as the object of affection for you and your uncle.”
“Wait, are you implying that Stan might have the hots for Haruko?!” Dipper exclaimed spitting out his drink. “But he's pushing sixty and she's like 19 or something!” The boy was briefly taken aback by this revelation until he noticed he spat out his drink all over Amarao. “I am so sorry man, let me help you clean that up!” he stuttered trying to search for a towel. “No need Pines, I got it covered.” he replied pulling a napkin from his suit and wiping off his face.
“So you refer to Haruhara by her first name. Are you two close?” Amarao asked. “I'm not really a big fan of her.” Dipper replied. “She's your batting coach, right?” his interrogator added. “Kind of.” the boy replied. “Do you like her swing?” the older man continued on. “I told you, I didn't intend on it! Haruko has nothing to do with this!” Dipper responded. “Then why? Because you were jealous?”
Dipper was too embarrassed to respond. “I've got a big question for you, did she ever mention anything about the Galaxy Space Police Brotherhood or the Pirate King Atomsk?” Amarao inquired. “Make sure you don't tell anyone about our little chat because it's very important, that includes your family as well.”
“Okay, thank you sir. I didn't really get your name.” Dipper said. “I'm Commander Amarao of the US government's Department of Interstellar Immigration. Thank you for your time boy.” he replied, but Dipper was already too distracted by his eyebrows. “Eyebrows.” he mumbled. “What was that about my eyebrows squirt?!” Amarao barked. “Nothing.”
“A state of emergency has been declared in Gravity Falls.” the voice from the blimp continued later that day over the deserted town. “All citizens evacuate immediately. No need to run like hell, please proceed in an orderly fashion.”
Dipper had arrived home to find his great uncle's dead body yet again but now Waddles started sniffing it. “What is it Waddles?” he asked the pig, who oinked in reply. “You're saying this isn't the real Grunkle Stan?” he continued. “Then where is he?”
Waddles led his master's brother to the boiler room across from Ford's bedroom, which contained an unplugged Tumbleweed Terror machine, a television, mattress and more but the item that caught their eye was the trash can which let off a familiar smell. Taking off the lid, Dipper found nothing except the shriveled up body of Stan, stripped down to his underclothes, staring right at him.
Screaming as loud as he can, Dipper rushed his uncle to the bathroom where he tossed him in the bathtub and turned on the water. “C'mon Stan, wake up wake up!” he cried. During this process, he started seeing images of Mabel being hoisted into the air by Canti on the water tower.
“Check it out everyone, I'm king of the world!” Mabel exclaimed as the Medical Machine held her high. “I always wanted to do that, thanks Canti!” Just then, Haruko zoomed on her Vespa below them, much to her surprise. “What's Haruko doing in such a rush?”
Meanwhile back at the Shack, Dipper had brought Stan back to normal after dumping a few buckets of water on him. “Oy, what just happened?” the elderly con artist woozily asked. “And what smells like a dead body?” Dipper was too busy dumping water on him to reply. “I guess I wasn't good enough for Haruko. She asked if she could use my head and I was happy to oblige, but I guess I died for a bit.” That's when the child remembered some more words Amarao said to him.
“N.O uses the left and right brain's distinct thought processes to open up an interdimensional channel capable of transporting things, sometimes from lightyears away in an instant.” he stated. “But she can't use just anyone's head, you gotta find the right one.”
“Grunkle Stan,” Dipper said to him. “I think Haruko might be using us for her own plans, and she wants my head.” Stan, continuing to pour water on himself, agreed. “You might be right, Haruko is not your ordinary houseguest.” As if they spoke of the devil, the Rickenbacker babe barged through the door on her scooter and running over the other Stan, much to the two's surprise.
“What you encountered was a high-tech mannequin that was created to look like your great uncle.” Amarao continued. “The equivalent of a vending machine. When the chips are down, few people can really swing the bat. Right now there's a satellite carrying a bomb heading straight for this town. This evacuation is pretty much pointless since nobody will survive the impact. I want you to go home and tell her, tell her to swing one more out of the park. Tell her it's a request from a hometown fan.”
“Yo.” Haruko greeted the two as Dipper picked up the fake Stan's head. “What's with this robo-Stan anyway?” he asked. “Who are you really?” After a moment of blankly staring at the two, Haruko replied rather fabulously. “I'm an illusion of your youth, the manifestation of the feelings in your adolescent heart!”
“Where did you get that crazy line, one of Soos' anime?” the lad asked again. “Anyway, there's a satellite falling from Earth's orbit that'll kill us all once it reaches here.” Just then, Ford burst into the living room as well in a panic. “Dipper, thank goodness you're still here!” he exclaimed. “Listen, we have to leave immediately because a government satellite is falling from the sky and is headed for here! I think we should all move to Ontario and become doctor-lawyer-scientists!” He then turned his attention to what's left of the robot replica of his brother. “Not even going to ask.”
“A double header takes a lot out of you.” Haruko stated. “Tell the hometown fan it's going to be expensive.” Ford was uneasy about this. “Wait, she's going to help us stop that satellite? But she might just give up and leave us all for dead!” Stan on the other hand was angered by his smarter brother's words. “Listen you stupid genius, Haruko knows her way around this stuff so if you think she's still untrustworthy, then you can just do it yourself and be the hero everyone says you are!”
“Ugh, fine.” Ford groaned turning to her. “So what do you say, reluctant partners?” he asked extending his hands. “Reluctant partners Doc Brown.” she replied shaking his hand.
“I say we file a complaint!” Kitsurubami exclaimed as she, Amarao, Powers and Trigger met at the diner. Trigger was currently on the phone speaking with the government about replacement soldiers and a new base. “No, the satellite bomb was our secret backup plan in case of dire emergency.” Amarao responded. “We can't let it go public. She really is a terror, that Raharu.”
“Raharu?” Powers wondered as his superior pulled out a picture of Mabel and Haruko wearing matching sweaters. “Haruko Raharu.” he replied. “Her plan is to penetrate us, the foreign embassy and the Medical Mechanica. That's why she made this whole thing happen.”
“And she's willing to kill hundreds just to get her way.” Trigger thought getting off the phone as they spotted Haruko & Dipper on her Vespa with Stan and Ford driving close behind. “Those poor kids.” Just then, the waitress showed up at their table opening her closed eye. “So, any of you want something?” she asked. “We'll take four coffee omelets to go please.” Kitsurubami answered.
Dipper's forehead began blinking again as his pine tree hat flew off his head. “Whoa, I think there might be another robot coming!” he cried. “Don't fret kid, Medical Mechanica is just up ahead!” Ford responded pointing towards the factory. “Why the Jekyll does it look like a giant clothes iron?” Stan added.
“Whoa!” Mabel gasped as the satellite moved closer to the town. “Hey Canti, do you think that satellite looks like the Satellite of Love?” she asked her robot companion, who just shrugged in reply before noticing a red blinking light atop Medical Mechanica, and the girl noticed it too. “Hey, that must be Dipper!” she exclaimed. “But what's he doing up there? C'mon Canti, we gotta get over there!” The machine nodded as she hopped on his shoulders and flew off.
“Isn't this where it's heading?” Dipper wondered as he sat atop the robot plant. “By my calculations, this location would take the least damage.” Ford explained examining the current location of the satellite. “Thanks for being a nerd man, now here we go!” Haruko said as she placed a cloth around Dipper's head and started pressing on his scalp. “Hey, what're you doing to me?” he groaned as she started digging around. “Just hold still!” she said continuing on with her task.
“What is she even doing?” the Stan twins said in unison. “Ha, you owe me a beer if we survive! Ha, you owe me two beers if we survive! Now you owe me three beers!” they exclaimed. “Okay, I think we should-hey, quit saying what I'm saying!” Just then, Canti came flying in with Mabel on his head. “Hey everyone, what's up?” she called as he landed before them. “Oh, we're just trying to save the town from a satellite that's going to crash and kill us all!” Ford replied.
“Hey, I didn't know boys were this sensitive here!” Haruko stated as she continued with Dipper's head. “Please, stop touching me there!” the boy replied  before she began pulling out a red object. “Well what're you waitin' for, pop it already!” the Vespa woman struggled pulling on it. “If I rush, it won't pop! Please start going slow!” Dipper cried still groaning before she finally pulled out the object, revealing itself to be a Gibson Flying V. “What is that?” he asked gazing at it. “It's your 'bat'.” she replied. “Wait a minute, that's a Gibson Flying V!” Stan exclaimed. “Just like Albert King!” Ford added.
“Impressive.” Kitsurubami moaned as her nose started bleeding while the four government agents watched the event from afar. “Does Haruko really think that kid is going to save us all?” Agent Powers inquired. “Does everyone back at base have the lowdown?” Trigger spoke into his earpiece. “Positive Trigger, we have cameras all over Gravity Falls!” a female agent back at Washington stated, her nose bleeding as well. “Tracking altitude, now entering final descent!”
“Purge sequence initiate!” another bloody-nosed agent ordered as the satellite began falling apart and rocketing towards Gravity Falls, making the sky glow various colors. “It's entering the lower atmosphere!”
“It's getting closer everyone, get behind Canti!” Ford exclaimed as he, Stan and Mabel did so. “Now if you do it like I showed you, it'll be perfect.” Haruko said holding Dipper close to her. “It's okay?” he responded before they all turned to it. “Hey here it comes, keep your eye on it kid! Ready?” she exclaimed as the satellite got closer. “That boy is....” Kitsurubami exclaimed. “That kid will never pull it off!” Amarao finished her sentence. “Impact is imminent!” the woman back at Washington announced as the satellite turned into a giant hand and then immediately fell apart.
“What, but that's impossible!” Dipper exclaimed. “Haruko? Haruko!” He looked around for her but returned his attention to the giant machine headed straight for him. “It's spinning!” Powers shouted. “It's a sinker!” Trigger added. As the object, now turned into a giant sphere, got closer to Dipper, time somehow came to a complete stop followed by the sky around him shattering like glass as three figures flew down.
“Ah, I see the bearer of Atomsk's Horn is here.” the first figure wearing a red cape said. “And it's a little boy too!” the second one in a white haramaki sash added. “Who would've guessed?” the third with hair like fire exclaimed. “Wait, who are you freaks?” Ford exclaimed looking at the three. “No, that's impossible! He should be dead!” he muttered fearfully. “What're you talkin' about?” Stan asked. “IT'S DIAMOND BRANDY!” his brother screamed in horror. “Ah, at last somebody recognizes me.” Diamond Brandy pridefully announced chuckling. “And you must be the one who took my treasured mask.”
“I'll never hand over the Eyes of Heaven you heathen!” the scientist boldly stated glaring at Brandy's two new minions. “Listen to us old man, hand it over or we'll turn your flesh into a fine quiche!” the one in the haramaki sash cackled madly. “No, I think we should turn him into a fine stew.” the firehead rebutted. “Stews are for foolish mortals, I say we make him into a quiche!” his partner exclaimed. Before they could continue debating, Canti gave them what for by beating them both up. “I'm still saying quiche!”
“ENOUGH YOU TWO IDIOTS!” Brandy angrily bellowed before turning his attention to Dipper. “So you want to 'swing the bat', am I right?” he purred. “Uh, yeah.” the boy replied sheepishly. “Well then, allow me to help you. Stinger, Loggken, get over here!” The two rose up and floated over to their master, hugging each other as they began to glow. Eventually Brandy started glowing when he joined in on the hug and they all formed into a titan of insane power. “Now then, play ball.” the beast said as he flew behind the sphere and time restarted.
“SATELLITE SMASH!!!” he screamed as he pushed it closer to Dipper, who was howling in terror. “Takkun!” he finally shouted, which caused the symbol from chapter 2 to appear on Canti's screen again as well as his forehead. “Maybe when the chips are down, he's too scared to swing the bat.” Haruko said as she zipped down the building on her Vespa. “Depending on what happens here, to all the folks reading this, sayonara!” She said her goodbyes to the readers before noticing that all the lights turned on and shined incredibly brightly as Dipper struggled to hit the sphere being pushed by the fusion of Diamond Brandy, Stinger and Loggken when suddenly, his “bat” set on fire. “What?!” he exclaimed.
“It's pushing him back!” Kitsurubami shouted. “He swung the bat.” Amarao said. Dipper continued to struggle as the “bat” continued burning brightly. “Wait, is that....” the titan exclaimed as his form began to distort. “It can't be!” Just then, the sphere stopping spinning as it started pulsing. “Oh no, it's going to blow up!” Trigger exclaimed as it prepared to self-destruct. Dipper watched in horror as he prepared to meet his fate when suddenly, Haruko jumped into the air, Rickenbacker in hand and slammed it as well.
“NO.....NO!!!” the titan screamed before finally defusing, leaving Diamond Brandy to be launched into the air while Stinger and Loggken started glowing, somehow turning back into the scientists Stuart and Ken from earlier this chapter. The impact started shaking up the town something fierce, causing various small earthquakes as the sky reverted to blue and Brandy was propelled skyward, screaming along the way.
“I-I can't believe it.” Stan gasped in awe. “Dipper....” Ford added. “He finally swung the bat!” Mabel cheered as she ran out and hugged her brother. “You did it Dipper, we're all alive!” she cried before noticing that Dipper was rendered unconscious. “Think we should let him rest sweetie.” Stan said to his great-niece as he came to her side. “And maybe we should find where those two idiots should go.” he added pointing to Stuart and Ken, who were laughing wildly and hugging. “I can't believe we're still alive!” Stuart cried. “Thank you guys!” Ken thanked the Pines family. “Is there anything we can do to repay you?”
“How about we bring you back to where you belong?” Ford offered. “That'd be great! We work for the Department of Interstellar Immigration.” Stuart said.
Before anyone knew it, it was finally over. Haruko was driving back to the Mystery Shack on her Vespa with Dipper sleeping beneath her and Mabel clinging onto her back. Stan, Ford & Canti followed behind on the Stanleymobile with Stuart and Ken with them. “What'd I tell you Ford, she is pretty trustworthy.” Stan said to his brother. “Okay, you're sort of right about that, but I can't help but feel she's got bigger plans for us.” Ford said. “Diamond Brandy is now brought back to life and he knows about Dipper's horn. I think we should try and keep the kids safe from him at all costs.” The trickster didn't listen as he continued driving. “You're not even listening are you?”
“Hey, if you guys pass by a red-haired man with big eyebrows and his partners, they're with us.” Stuart said from the backseat. “In fact, they there are right now!” Ken added pointing to Amarao, Kitsurubami, Powers and Trigger standing on the side of the road. “Oh no, not those two guys.” Stan whispered. “Thankfully we wiped all their memories of your case, so we might be in the clear.” Ford responded as they exited the car.
“Greetings friendly neighborhood law enforcers!” Stan greeted them nervously. “Are these the nutty professors you're looking for?” he asked. “Yes indeed they are sir,” Powers answered. “last we saw of them, they've been brainwashed by a mad god-wannabe into becoming his minions and now, here they are.” The two scientists were happy to see their superiors again. “We really missed you guys!” Ken said as hugged Powers incredibly tight. “Please get off of me Simpson.” he groaned. “I think it looks like we need to take you two back to Washington for extensive rehabilitation.”
“We'll be back with more men, but you two are on your own from here on out. Good luck.” Trigger added as they walked away with the scientists, who waved farewell. “Thank you Ronald.” Amarao said before turning back to Stan. “I've got my eye on you Pines.” he coldly stated to the elder. Stan reacted by slowly stepping backwards before returning to the car.
As they all drove back home, Haruko looked down at Dipper before starting to laugh wildly. “Crisis report.” Amarao said. “All systems functioning online and normally. The satellite achieved escape velocity at gamma-four.” Kitsurubami replied. “Bomb neutralized, satellite en-route to galaxies unknown!”
“Drat.” Amarao grumbled as one of his eyebrows fell off, much to his companion's shock.
Meanwhile in the deepest recesses of space, the satellite drifted throughout the cosmos with Diamond Brandy still clinging on to it. “He has.....Firestarter.” he thought to himself. “He will.....BE MINE.” He cracked an evil smile despite being frozen from the cold of space, as he began concocting another plan.
Hey dudes, Soos here! Wow, only two chapters left and this'll all be over! Anyway, big shout out to a user named The Tell-Tale Man for being such a great reviewer.
Anyway, join us next time for Fooly Falls chapter 5. It's gonna be like a John Woo film, just you wait!
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P&P at Busboys and Poets: the Summer Ahead
P&P is looking forward to hosting plenty of exciting (and free) author events at Busboys and Poets locations this summer! Check out what’s on the way:
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Twitter and Tear Gas by Zeynep Tufecki (@zeynep) Direct Action by L.A. Kauffman (@LAKauffman) Tuesday June 6, 2017 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 14th & V
Zeynep Tufekci, a New York Times contributor and a faculty member at Harvard’s Berkman Center and the University of North Carolina’s School of Information and Library Science, looks in detail at the role of technology in three recent uprisings: the Zapatistas in Mexico in 1994, Egypt's Tahrir Square in 2011, and the Occupy movements in the U.S.  
Kauffman is a long-time organizer, strategist, and journalist. She’s been at work on this detailed and insightful history of protest for twenty-five of the thirty-plus years she’s been involved in organizing. The book starts with the myriad socio-political movements of the 1960s and traces activism through ACT UP to Occupy & Black Lives Matter.  Tufecki and Kauffman will be in conversation. Tufecki’s Twitter account, linked above, is very active, and often links out to other must-read pieces. Check out this essay Kauffman wrote earlier this year as a teaser of her experience as an activist.
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The Reminders by Val Emmich (@ValEmmich) Wednesday, June 7 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 14th & V
Emmich’s bittersweet first novel focuses on Gavin Winters, who has just lost his partner. After burning all the mementos and relics of his relationship with Sydney, he tries another way to relieve his pain: he moves from Los Angeles to New Jersey and asks his friend’s daughter Joan to use her preternatural memory to help him. If she can bring back Sydney by recalling his visits over the years, Gavin will use his musical talents to help her win a songwriting contest. But he hadn’t bargained on some of the surprises lingering in her uncanny memory, and Gavin soon has different kinds of loss to grapple with. 
Emmich is also a singer-songwriter and actor, and his presentation will include an acoustic performance. If you want a preview, Emmich put out a series of YouTube videos talking about his process for the book. For more info about the event, click here.
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Loving by Sheryll Cashin (@SheryllCashin) Monday, June 12 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 14th & V
Cashin’s study of racism in America uses the 1967 Loving v. Virginia decision as a fulcrum for her investigation of the history of the idea of whiteness and her vision of a future that’s not merely color blind, but truly diverse and celebrated as such. A professor of law at Georgetown, frequent media commentator on law and race relations, and author of books including Place, Not Race, Cashin observes that approval for interracial marriage was just 4% in 1967, while today some 87% approve. Combined with rising rates of cross-racial adoption and immigration, interracial romance heralds the social revolution of a new “culturally dexterous” population.
Cashin will be in conversation with WAMU Editorial Director Alicia Montgomery as part of the WAMU Books series. Earlier this year, Cashin made an appearance on C-SPAN assessing Obama’s legacy on race relations. For more information about the event, click here.
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The Least Among Us by Rosa L. DeLauro (@rosadelauro) Tuesday June 13 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 14th & V
DeLauro has represented Connecticut’s Third District in Congress since 1991, and is known for her impassioned advocacy of the social safety net. The ranking member on the Labor, Health, Human Services, and Education Appropriations Subcommittee, DeLauro grew up with the Roman Catholic values of hard work and compassion. Acting on her parents’ model, DeLauro has used her office to fight for programs including food stamps, housing assistance, worker protection, and more. Her book recounts both her legislative battles, including the challenge of coming into office in the wake of the Gingrich Revolution, as well as the stories of people whose lives have been changed by progressive social policies.
Before attending the event, discover more about the Congresswoman’s platform and the actions she takes on a day-to-day basis by perusing her official website. For more info about the event, click here.
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The Ends of the World by Peter Brannen (@PeterBrannen1) Wednesday June 14 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 14th & V
As the world enters the Anthropocene, there’s a lot of talk about the sixth extinction. But what about the previous five? Brannen, an award-winning science journalist and former journalism fellow at Woods Hole, broadens our views of both climate and climate change with this vivid tour of the pivotal events of the Cambrian, Ordovician, Silurian, and other eras. Using fossils and myriad geological records, he shows us the globe as we’ve never seen it before, tracing the scars of asteroids, glaciers, fire, and other literally Earth-shaking calamities. By piecing together what happened in deep time, Brannen shows us what to expect in the near future.
Brannen will be in conversation with Ed Yong, author of I Contain Multitudes. Late last year, Brannen wrote a great essay about whales’ strange evolutionary journey. For more info on the event, click here.
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In Search of the Lost Chord by Danny Goldberg Monday, June 19, 2017 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 14th & V
In his magical mystery tour of a book, Goldberg, president of Gold Village Entertainment, and former head of Atlantic Records, looks back over 1967, a year that included the release of the Beatles’ Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, and debut albums from the Doors, the Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, and Janis Joplin. Then there was the Summer of Love, LSD, Muhammad Ali’s draft-dodging conviction, Stokely Carmichael and Black Power, the murder of Che Guevara, and much more. Goldberg gives us 1967 as he experienced it and draws on interviews with some of its stars, including Allen Ginsberg, Timothy Leary, Ram Dass, Tom Hayden, and Gil Scott-Heron, showing the year’s lasting cultural and political significance. 
Goldberg will be in conversation with Sidney Blumenthal, author of A Self-Made Man and Wrestling with His Angel. At his personal website, Goldberg has a personal blog for those curious to know more about him. For more info about the event, click here.
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Radicals Chasing Utopia by Jamie Bartlett (@JamieJBartlett) Tuesday, June 20 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 14th & V
The number of radical groups worldwide has surged in recent years, and ranges from ISIS to followers of Bernie Sanders to the citizens of Liberland, the world's first libertarian nation. However extreme some of these subcultures are, Bartlett, author of The Dark Net and one of today’s leading thinkers on radical politics, argues that all must be taken seriously. Each makes an important contribution to social change, whether by being symptomatic of society’s deeper malaise or by offering a viable vision for the future. Bartlett, Director of the Centre for the Analysis of Social Media at Demos and a technology columnist for the Telegraph, reports in detail on a variety of underground and radical sub-cultures, exploring their members’ motivations, goals, and overall critique of the status quo.
Bartlett's talks page on his personal website has links to many of his appearances in the last several years. For more info about the event, click here.
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Life’s Work by Dr. Willie Parker (@DrWillieParker) Wednesday, June 21 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 5th & K
As access to legal abortion becomes more restricted and organizations providing the service face cuts in federal funding, the fate of Roe v. Wade is in peril. To understand what the Trump era means for reproductive rights, join us for a discussion of the issues with a panel of distinguished writers and public figures headed by Dr. Willie Parker, winner of the 2015 Planned Parenthood Margaret Sanger Award, and whose Pink House is the last remaining abortion clinic in Mississippi. Parker will be in conversation with Ilyse Hogue, President of NARAL Pro-Choice America and Reverend Dr. Christine Wiley and Reverend Dr. Dennis Wiley, co-pastors of the Covenant Baptist United Church of Christ. 
The discussion will be moderated by Jamila Taylor, a senior fellow at American Progress who specializes in domestic and international women’s health, reproductive rights, and reproductive justice. Dr. Parker was also at Politics and Prose’s Connecticut Ave. store in April. Here’s video of that event, in conversation with Katha Pollitt. For more information about the event, click here.     
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A Surprised Queenhood in the New Black Sun by Angela Jackson Sunday, June 25 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 14th & V  
Gwendolyn Brooks (1917-2000) was the first African American to be awarded the Pulitzer Prize, winning it in 1950 for her collection, Annie Allen. Mentored by writers including Langston Hughes and Richard Wright, Brooks chronicled the realities of urban black life in works of both lyrical power and narrative urgency. She became a leader of the Black Arts Movement in the 1960s and ‘70s, was appointed the Illinois Poet Laureate in 1968, and served as the Consultant in Poetry to the Library of congress—forerunner of today’s U.S. Poet Laureate—in 1985-‘86. In her warm and deeply researched biography, Jackson, an award-winning novelist, poet, and playwright, celebrates a poet whose work is as fresh and inspiring today as when it was first published.
Here’s a video of Jackson reading her poetry aloud in a collaboration with the Museum of Contemporary Art in San Diego.
Beyond June, P&P is hosting three further author events at Busboys and Poets through July and August. Basic details are below, check back on this post soon or visit our online events calendar for more information!
Chester B. Himes: A Biography by Lawrence P. Jackson Tuesday, July 11, 2017 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets 14th & V  
Chokehold: Policing Black Men by Paul Butler, in conversation with Kojo Nnamdi as a WAMU Books event  Wednesday, July 12, 2017 at 6:30 p.m.                                                  Busboys and Poets 14th & V   
Hurston Wright Foundation Summer Workshop Reading featuring Kyle Dargan, Tiphanie Yanique, and Sheri Booker Tuesday, August 8, 2017 at 6:30 p.m. Busboys and Poets Takoma  
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I was tagged by @wonderseverythingabove @glaspaladin and @kageyama-tobiyo sorta idk
Five Things You’ll Find In My Bag
phone

napkins
Money

lipstick
mints/halls (i drink too much Coke to be eating mints and I bought two packages and… oh god)
Five Things In My Bedroom:
computer
books
huge ass scary wardrobe
clothes everywhere
a lot of lamps cus I like to draw and I am super blind.
no posters cus they never keep there. old 14 years old me wasnt happy about it 
Five Things I’ve Always Wanted To Do In My Life:
play piano
learn more languages
travel a lot

dance ballet
art
Five Things That Make Me Happy:
food
art supplies
good education
my dog! Fuck! I love my dog!
buying things I want
Five Things On My To-Do List:
enter uni
chill

study for uni
recovery
laundry yeah same
Five Things People May Not Know About Me:
I get anxious a motherfucking lot about everything and no one irl knows besides my bffs. And family last year.
I eat a lot but can’t win weight and i am super skinny and look sick all the fucking time but…..
I might actually be v sick lmao. Im doing studies rn 
apparently I have french accent LMAO 🤠💦 some mx pals even asked me if I’m french and im like???? No??? i just cant focken speak right, okay? 
Im a coastal who doesnt likes seafood and old ppl constantly tell me shit about how i am missing the joy of life or how i am actually not a resident. yea, u rite, i am an alien 
Name?: Gabriela
Nicknames?: Bowie in school 🤠💦 gab, gabs, babe (gabe), uh, gabalooney toones? Idk dawn is nuts. dont call me gaby pls that's my mom 
Zodiac?: aries, constantly annoyed and an annoyance
Sexual Orientation?: Fuck this question honestly
Ethnicity?: mexican/Spanish but born in México, you get? Mexican
Favorite Fruit?: grapes
Favorite Season?: Summer. im a sucker for summer, find me in the beach, its too fucking hot so everyone wants to die
Favorite Flower?: idk i dont frikin care leave them alone
Favorite Scent?: scents that ain’t too strong. I rather breathe fresh air for all my life cus sometimes, no matter what smell, get me nervous 🤠💦 just… never food. any food
Favorite Animal?: all animals are cute I don’t play favorites
Coffee, Tea, or Hot Chocolate?: Hot chocolate even if it kills me. then coffee and kill tea. The only i’ve had is fuze tea lmao. tea i believe is fucking bad in here and this city is too hot to actually care. i love frappes
Cat or dog?: dogs
Dream Trip?: idk, bex’s ufo spots is actually a good one but i wouldn’t like to go to merica. Also… i wanna go to yucatán and see the place where the meteorito crashed and killed the fucking dinosaurs. and i think yucatán has a beach w pink water!!!! but nvm i checked and apparently you cant see shit. just take me somewhere idc
Number of Followers?: never will tell u
What do I post about?: i have two blogs. I used to post Queen/beatles pics and gifs and shitposts. In this one i was sooo quiet for like, 2 and a half years, I barely followed anyone and stopped entering once cus all i saw was su and v0ltr0n i was so lost in my dash 🤠💦 came back this year and its good 😎 and…… idk just texts i tag under bullshit.txt if u wanna block em. i wont b posting jaaaackshit
Do I get asks on a regular basis?: blep? Sometimes. I laugh cus when I was so quiet I answered em all on private. Look, that experience is fuckin hilarious to me cus i didnt have hopes of the anime fandoms or whatever   
Favorite Band?: queen. But i love a lot of music bruh. Queen was my first fav band so shut the fuck up and eat dirt if you say something
Aesthetic?: bleeeh bleh bleeeh bru the sun, keith, the desert, the beach, the sky, the universe, fight club and trainspotting, big buildings, parties, cool stories, me dyin
Fictional Character I’d Date?:  Eren 🤠💦. Listen…. I love him, and i knew about him when we were both 15… it’s special….. and now we are both 19….. and we’re so alike. I picked him so we could b friends actually he a little motherfuck
Hogwarts House?: gryffindor 
Rules: BOLD the statements that are true for you!
APPEARANCE:
I am 5'7" or taller
I wear glasses (all the fucking time)
I have at least one tattoo
I have at least one piercing
I have blonde hair
I have brown eyes
I have short hair
My abs are at least somewhat defined (i didnt even kno about this i checked a birthday pics w my friends and i had a croptop an suddenly i had abs. its from laughing probably)
I have or have had braces
PERSONALITY:
I love meeting new people
People tell me that I’m funny
Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me
I enjoy physical challenges
I enjoy mental challenges
I’m playfully rude with people I know well
I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it
There is something I would change about my personality
ABILITY:
I can sing well (my throat is super fucked fam i barely can speak :/)
I can play an instrument
I can do over 30 pushups without stopping
I’m a fast runner
I can draw well
I have a good memory
I’m good at doing math in my head
I can hold my breath underwater for under a minute
I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling 
I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch
I know how to throw a proper punch
HOBBIES:
I enjoy playing sports (bleeh sometimes)
I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else
I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else
I have learned a new song in the past week
I work out at least once a week
I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months
I have drawn something in the past month
I enjoy writing
FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION
I do or have done martial arts
EXPERIENCES:
I have had my first kiss
I have had alcohol
I have scored the winning goal in a sports game
I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting
I have been at an overnight event
I have been in a taxi
I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year
I have beaten a video game in one day
I have visited another country
I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts
RELATIONSHIPS:
I’m in a relationship
I have a crush on a celebrity
I have a crush on someone I know
I have been in at least 3 relationships 
I have never been in a relationship (almost v close actually)
I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them
I get crushes easily
I have had a crush on someone for over a year
I have been in a relationship for at least a year
I have had feelings for a friend
MY LIFE:
I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”
I live close at my school
My parents are still together
I have at least one sibling
I live in the united states
There is snow right now where I live
I have hung out with a friend in the past month
I have a smartphone
I have at least 15 CD’s
I share my room with someone
RANDOM SHIT:
I have breakdanced
I know a person named Jamie
I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce (axayactl but its easy tho and whe called him axa!)
I have dyed my hair
I’m listening to one song on repeat right now
I have punched someone in the past week
I know someone who has gone to jail
I have broken a bone
I have eaten a waffle today
I know what I want to do with my life (yah whatever who care)
I speak at least 2 languages
I have made a new friend in the past year
i dont kno who to tag, idk who is down for this lm but if you see this and wanna do it…………… bbbbleaaassseeeee consider yourselfie tagged ily we dont have to b mutuals. tag me tho so i can read it!!!!!!!! i‘d love to 
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narutobluer · 8 years
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3 Tags! (I’m sorry... I’m bored)
Tagged by @minhyshadowjutsu ! (A long time ago... THANK YOU! ♥)
 RULES: Tag 10 people you want to know better
Relationship Status: Single and ready to mingle ;)
Favorite colours: Blue and orange :D 
Pets: NONE :(
Last song I listened to: I'm listening: Stressed Out - Twenty One Pilots :D
First fandom: Kuroshitsuji fandom, really dark :')
Hobbies: Sing, write fanfics, play videogames...
Favorite book: Don't have one. Right now I'm reading Crime and Punishment... and I'm lovin' it (No, I'm not McDonalds)
Worst thing I’ve eaten: Vegetable stew... UGHHH D:
Favorite place: My bed ♥
(I will tad in the end)
 Rules: Complete the survey and say who tagged you in the beginning. When you are finished tag people to do this survey. Have fun and enjoy!
1. Are you named after someone? Nop :)
2. When is the last time you cried? Is a mistery ;)
3. Do you like your handwriting? I love it, I really love it
4. What is your favorite lunch meat? Ehmm... food? 
5. Do you have kids? Nope
6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Of course, I'm awesome :D (Nah, I probably hate myself)
7. Do you use sarcasm? Me? Never!
8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes... they give me a lot of problems, but I love them ♥
9. Would you bungee jump? NEVER! D:
10. What is your favorite kind of cereal? Chocolate cereals... :9
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No, the laziness.
12. Do you think you’re a strong person? Yes I am.
13. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Caramel *^*
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Their expressions when They are talking
15: Red or pink? Red
16. What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? My body.. UGH D:
17. What color pants and shoes are you wearing now? Blue leggins and no shoes :D
18. What was the last thing you ate? Roasted peppers and asparagus :9
19. What are you listening to right now? Extremoduro (A Spanish group, yayy, If you are curious, search on Youtube: La vereda de la puerta de atrás)
20. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue!
21. Favorite smell? Birthday candles ♥
22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? My best friend :)
23. Favorite sport to watch? I don't like watch sport... but gymnastics is cool :D
24. Hair color? Chocolate brown :D
25. Eye color? Brown and green
26. Do wear contacts? Yes, when I go to the gym or If I hang out with my friends.
27. Favorite food to eat? Pasta (Yeessss)
28. Scary movies or comedy? Comedy (I’m a scaredy cat) (I am too)
29: Last movie you watched? Big Hero 6 (I'm still crying)
30. What color shirt are you wearing? White
31. Summer or winter? Winter (always and forever winter)
32. Hugs or kisses? Both
33. What book are you currently reading? Crime and Punishment
34. Who do you miss right now? ...
35. What is on your mouse pad? I don’t use one (Me neither)
36. What is the last tv programme you watched? Criminal Minds (OK, stop reading my mind, I'm gettin' scared D:)
37. What is the best sound? Jared Leto's voice.
38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Beatles (OK, me too)
39. What is the furthest you have ever traveled? From Spain to London.
40. Do you have a special talent? I can sing.
41. Where were you born? Spain (Ole ole, paella, paella :'D)
42. People you expect to participate in this survey? If you're reading this... YOU MUST PARTICIPATE)
 Tagged by @fineillsignup Thank you so much ahhhh! (●♡∀♡) fineillsignup’s eleven questions  
1. What’s your favourite Vine-length video? prozd’s “harem anime where everyone but the protagonist is sentient furniture” LOL (you should check it out if you haven’t already)
2. Is there a food you used to hate, but now you love? I used to hate onions and now I eat them a lot like in pho and on hot dogs. My breath though LOL
3. Is the word chucklefuck funny? (there is only one right answer to this question) I have no idea actually 
4. Do you like socks? Yes 
5. What is something that happened to you that you simply can’t explain? How extremely unlucky and clumsy I am. If you know the card game “Werewolf” it’s a lot like mafia and you play it with a group of friends. People are assigned roles without each other knowing what role the others get and together you try to figure out who the werewolf is. Let’s just say I got the werewolf twice and lost twice.. Also people picked me as the werewolf because their reasoning was “Minh you’re just unlucky so we picked you to kill off” (;Д;)
6. You win the copyrights for everything Naruto from Kishimoto and Studio Pierrot in a game of cards or a fight to the death or something. What do you change first? Give the kunoichis better fights and a stronger role in the series because it’s very male dominant. Neji and most importantly, surviving the war. I’m still bitter. 
7. Where would you really like to go that you’ve never been before that’s within your state/province/similar local boundary? Let me travel anywhere that is nice. I just hate the whole airport thing because it makes me feel anxious //: afraid of something bad happening since I have horrible luck.
8. Is exercising so hard that you sweat enjoyable? It actually is, but starting is what I’m bad at.
9. If Death offered to challenge you for your soul, what game would you pick to give you the best chance of winning? Just take me. (T▽T)
10. Would you encourage children to believe in Santa Claus (or similar legends in other cultures)? Naw. 11. What would you do about a friend who can’t count?  I honestly don’t know. I have a friend who can’t tell time except for looking at their phone. I was genuinely shocked. 
 My 11 questions for you!! 1. Apart from tumblr, what do you guys do in your free time? Write fanfics, watch videos and anime, read, hang out... SLEEP. 2. What’s your least favorite food? Vegetable stew :( 3. Closest fictional character to your personality? I don't have one... I AM SERIOUS D: 4. What’s your most embarrassing moment? Every day of my life... I tend to make a fool 5. Favorite genre of music? What do you recommend? Rock, Alternative rock, Punk, Pop rock... I recommend: Linkin Park, 30 Seconds To Mars, Fall Out Boy, Sex Pistols, Queen... and more.
 6. What got you into anime? I grew up with anime, and I discovered that anime's stories are amazing. 7. 3 words to describe yourself? Lazy, crazy, bitchy. 8. Have you ever played an instrument? Ehmmm yeah, the castanets and the flute :) 9. Dream job? Detective... but I'm studying to work with victims of gender violence 10. Favorite drink? (I’m bad at coming up with questions) ColaCao (Milk with cocoa) 11. Would you rather stay home and have time to yourself or go out with people? Sometimes, I rather stay home, but I need go out with other people. It depends of the day.
 I tag: @rasenshuriken-chidori @kyuubitails @hyuuga-lioness @hail7 @suna-yodo @r0xx0rz @jaegracex3 @dearltachi AND IF YOU'RE READDING... YOU'RE TAGGED! ♥​
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billburr-moved · 8 years
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the who vs the beatles vs the rolling stones vs pink floyd. all members of those bands all fight eachother. who wins supreme.
ringo wins because he just hid in a tree and ate nuts n drank from a local stream until they all either killed themselves off or died bc of starvation or dehydration 
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vetto17-teo11-andme · 8 years
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Max Holt interviewed for SportWeek | I found the images here
Max, at the end did you find the Italian girlfriend after the famous tweet after Trump’s election? “Not yet… When I saw the news that Trump had won I wrote as a joke that I wanted to marry an Italian woman for not being American anymore: I had just woke up, I was shocked. At midday, after training, I found more than one thousand retweets.”
We tought more than one thousand girls in front of the hall! “No, come on…”
Not even a proposal? “Some, but I can’t say it…”. Max Holt, 29 years old, a big brush (not sure about the meaning  but that is the translation) 205cm tall, face like the common good-looking American boy, looks shy in front of the recorder and, talking about girl, blushes like an high school boy. He talks slowly, looking in his (good) Italian the right words and, maybe, also the consent of who’s listening but seeing him in different situations it looks like he seem sanother person: while playing he’s a leader and with the guitar he transforms himself: try (and look on Youtube) to believe. He’s also funny. Always about the Internet on his Twitter profile he describe himself like this:  Middle Blocker for the US Men’s National Team, Amateur Heart Surgeon and Aspiring Rock Star…
When is your love for music born? “I always had it and it exploded when I was 16 when my parents gave me a guitar as a Christmas gift. I learned to play by myself, and, at college, to get the passion for vintage: Beatles, Pink Floyd and so onMaybe it’s all thanks to my mom , that always sang”.
What do you play beside the “classics”? “Everything: as soon as I hear a song that I like I try to reproduce it. In this period I love The Lumineers, but I also listen to hip hop, house music, really everything”.
Also jazz: you wrote on Twitter that you were looking for someone in Modena that knew how to play it to make a session:atleast did you find it? “No, it went also badly here… let’s hope to find them after this interview!”
In your opinion do you get more girls playing music or spiking? (blushes) “I don’t know… Come on… You’re embarassing me!”
Then let’s talk abput volleyball: when did you start playing? “When I was 12, but it was just one of the sport I did beside basketball, football, baseball. It became a serious thing during college, when they offered me a scholarship. During the third year the National Team called me and from here it became my job.”
Quickly after that,, in 2009, they called you in Italy: why Verona? “To tell the truth I had signed with Piacenza, where then I played for three seasons, and they borrowed me here [in Verona] for a year. In the beginning it was hard, because it was the first time I was far away from my country, I didn’t talk the language, but lucky me that I was in italy! It was like being in a family”.
What did help you to get accostumed? “The food” And the people, that is really loving”
Now Modena, the more volley-ish city. How does a volley champion live here? “For our sport it’s the best place in the world. To me is strange, I’m not used to being recognized. Then I also live in the center, as sson as I go out everyone stops me: it’s good, I feel pampered. And happy, because they jjust renewed my conctract until 2020. With the most beautiful team, in the most beautiful championship.”
Do you really think that the Italian championship is the most beautiful in the world, like it was in the 90es? “Yes, this year it went back to that level. Also as [the number of people] following, after the silver of the National at the Games. The strongest players came back, the public started filling again the halls.”
Right: once strangers came to Italy, then the Italian started to go in foreign countries. Also you, in 2013, went away, for three years, to Dinamo Mosca: for money, for… “… for money. A lot of money. And anyway in the end it wasn’t a bad experience, I mean there here or you grow up or you grow up. It’s not an easy country: the people, the weather, the food and the long travels doesn’t help”.
You were in Russia during the period of the scandal about doping: did you ever noticed something? “Eeeeh… let’s say no… let’s say that the professional level of the medical staff isn’t so high … that anyone never offered me anything… that antidoping controls don’t exist… I don’t know how to answer, come on… I can’t answer.”
You at Moscow played with Zaytsev that was really looking foward to come back in Italy. Was it the same for you? “For Ivan it was harder, because it was his first time away from home. But I can understand: I had still another year of contract with Dinamo but as soon as I got Modena’s offer I renounced at money for being happier.”
And did you ever had the desire, in these years, to go back in America instead? “No, because there doesn’t exist a championship and the life I have is beautiful”
Then now that Trump is president… “Maybe I’m not going back. Well, if he reads this interview he doesn’t let me come back!”
Everyone tought that the Clinton would have won: why in your opinion was elected Trump? “I can’t explain, no on epredicted it. The he won and it became a bit like a reality show, in which the United States are divided, separated”.
What do you think will happen now? “I just hope he’ll do what’s better for America, but being far away I can’t really follow the political events of my country.”
How many  times do you get to go home? “Really few, and just for volleyball”
By the way: you were just elected best USA volleyball player of 2016! “It’s a good recognition, it counts how much I did at the World League and at the Games.”
Wha memories do you have of Rio? “It was the best experience in my life. Sure, we wanted to win that other medal, but we got the bronze and it’s fine like this. We lost that match against Italy that I’ll never forget”.
That service sequences (I mean, not perfect translation but it means it) of Zaystev that it cost you the semifinal, do you still dream it? “No, because I don’t defend… But still I told him a good “f***” after it, also because Ivan is a great friend".
A curiosity: but in America, where everyone is crazy about football, baseball and basketball, isn’t playing volleyball for losers? “Right… We’re almost famous just at the Olympics! Unfortunately there will never be a League because you need a lot of money to fight against the other three big sports, that have all the sponsors and the fans.”
Who are you rooting for in the other three sports? “In basketball the Cleveland Cavaliers, that finally won, in football and baseball there are my city’s, Cincinnati, teams: the Bengals and the Reds.“
Well 2016 was a great year for you: Cav’s victory, Rio’s bronze and the Supercoppa at the debut with Modena. In Italy we say that who starts well it’s already at half of the job… “There are a lot of teams that can win the scudetto: also ours, let’s see, it could be another good year.”
Also to find a girlfriend? “It wouldn’t be bad…”
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