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Square Enix cancelling Missing Link so we can finally get Kingdom Hearts IV news be like.

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wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

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Check it out, I made a BlueSky account. I think you should go follow it. It's not much at the moment, but I think I'm gonna like it here.

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Me watching 911 discourse from a distance. I don't know what about this show makes everyone so hot and bothered, and at this point, I'm afraid to ask.

Me seeing discourse for a community/ fandom i'm not apart of

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Tangle Can’t Spell

Jewel: You guys wanna go get some D-E-S-S-E-R-T?

Whisper: Yeah! After this mission, I’m ready for a T-R-E-A-T!

Tangle: Whatchu guys talking about?

Lanolin: Yeah, why can’t you two just say dessert?

Jewel: No no no!

Whisper: Don’t say it!

Lanolin: Uh, why?

Whisper: Oh god. How do we tell you this?

Jewel: Tangle can’t spell.

Lanolin: ………What?

Whisper: Tangle can’t spell! So when we talk about something she wants, we have to spell it out loud so she doesn’t get too excited.

Lanolin: Tangle is a grown woman! She can’t handle hearing the word “treat”?

Tangle: Treat?

Jewel: No treat!

Tangle: Treat?

Jewel: No treat!

Tangle: Treat?

Jewel: No treat!

Tangle: Awwww.

Lanolin: Okay, what is happening?

Jewel: We told you, Lanolin. She gets excited when she hears the word T-R-E-A-T!

Tangle: Whatchu guys talking about?

Jewel: Taxes!

Tangle: (whimpers like a sad puppy)

Lanolin: So you two just treat Tangle like a toddler?

Tangle: Treat?

Whisper: No treat!

Tangle: Treat?

Whisper: No treat!

Tangle: Treat?

Whisper: No treat!

Tangle: Awwww.

Whisper: Lanolin, you have to spell if you’re talking about F-O-O-D.

Lanolin: Okay, I guess. So are we getting a S-N-A-C-K?

Tangle: Snack?

Whisper: Oh come on!

Jewel: Really?

Lanolin: Come on guys, I spelled it!

Whisper: Well, she knows how to spell snack.

Lanolin: So she can spell snack but she doesn’t know how to spell treat?

Tangle: Treat?

Lanolin: No treat!

Tangle: Treat?

Lanolin: No treat!

Tangle: Treat?

Lanolin: NO TREAT!

Tangle: Dangit!

Jewel: Okay, she’s getting fussy. It’s time for an N-A-P.

Tangle: Yeah.

Lanolin: And what does N-A-P stand for?

Tangle: Party!

Lanolin: (facepalms) You freaking moron.

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The Hazbin Hotel gang go grocery shopping

Angel: Hey Charlie, whatcha think, Left or Right Twix?

Charlie: Angel Dust, you know there's no difference between a left and a right Twix.

Niffty: Ooh, I love Twix! I have Left and Right and Up and Down and Diagonal Twix!

Angel: Wait a sec, Diagonal Twix? How the hell does that work?

Charlie: Yeah, one moment Niffty, what's that?

Niffty: Oh, it's like Twix, but diagonal!

Angel: Yeah, but how does that work? It doesn't make any fucking sense!

Charlie: (doing research on her phone)

Alastor: Yes darling, I am quite confused.

Vaggie: I'm with Alastor, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Husk: (sighs in disgust as he leaves to check out the alcohol aisle and stay out of whatever bullshit is going on right now)

Niffty: Aw, I don't get what's so confusing, you guys!

Charlie: (showing info on her phone) Niffty, there's been scientific studies that say that there's no difference between Left and Right Twix. So what could Diagonal Twix even be?

Angel: Yeah, that's super confusing, squirt, what makes it diagonal?

Niffty: It's diagonal, duh! X3

Angel: What in the crap does that mean?!

Charlie: Niffty, can you show us how that'd look?

Angel: Yeah, show us!

Niffty: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sure, I can do that! (pulls a Twix from out of her pocket to show to the others) TADA!

(Charlie, Angel, Vaggie, and Alastor all stare in abject confusion and awe as Niffty hands over the Twix for them to inspect)

Alastor: Well, goddamn. That is one diagonal Twix.

(Source: https://x.com/punkittdev/status/1687562776120803328)

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My Hellaverse crossover ideas

Loona and Vaggie having a sort of Raphael and Casey Jones/Roronoa Zoro and Sanji/Sonic and Knuckles/Applejack and Rainbow Dash kind of relationship where they're just as likely to work together towards a common goal as they are to argue or compete over the silliest of things.

Stolas and Angel Dust bonding over their shared experiences with escaping from abuse, which leads to Stella coming into contact with Valentino and the two working together to knock Stolas off the board because Val assumes that Angel and Stolas are dating and it makes him super jealous. Speaking of which.....

Stella, Andrealphus, Striker, Crimson, the Vees, and maybe Adam forming the Hellaverse equivalent to the Legion of Doom. Naturally, the alliance can only be held together with used chewing gum, Scotch tape and a few prayers because putting Stella, Vox, Striker, and Adam in the same room is basically a recipe for a big enough disaster to rival God flooding the world for forty days and forty nights.

Rosie helping literally any Helluva Boss character work out their issues. Yes, even Stella, depending on what her backstory will look like in future seasons.

Angel and Sallie May being total LGBT+ icons together.

Further expansion of Striker being a client of Carmilla Carmine, since the rifle he used in his assassination attempt on Stolas during the Harvest Moon Festival is strongly implied to come from her business.

Velvette and Verosika being rivals similar to Alastor and Vox, complete with Verosika having turned down an offer to join the Vees at some point and Velvette having a huge hate-crush on her.

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"Traumatize your fandom with one image." Just one image? Child's play!

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Sheesh, when I made a funny post about how Michael Kovach is in literally every indie animated show now, I did not expect there to be a discussion about LGBT+ subtext in Kirby games and how Dedede is the gayest icon of them all.

By all means, keep going, I appreciate the attention.

Glitch Productions every single time without fail.

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The duo of all time.

I still can't believe I would live to see this day.

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Glitch Productions every single time without fail.

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Sonic fans after spending months hyping up Sonic Racing Crossworlds as better than Mario Kart World solely because it's cheaper only to find out upon release that Crossworlds is just pretty good.

EDIT: Sonic fans after it was announced that you can't upgrade Sonic X Shadow Generations to the Nintendo Switch 2 version and you have to buy it a second time to get a version that only really updates the graphics and nothing else.

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In light of "recent fan content" created in the Helluva Boss fandom (if you know, you know), I think it's time for another hot take of mine. I didn't see any indication in the pilot that Stolas was meant to be the main villain. All he did was annoy Blitzo over the phone and then sleep while Blitzo made off with the grimoire in a flashback. Seemed to me like Stolas was just going to be the source of a running gag where Blitzo reminds everyone about how has sex with Stolas just to get the grimoire. Vivziepop even said that she and Brandon Rogers debated whether they should make the two into a couple or keep it as a joke.

So yeah, in short, Helluva Boss would not have improved if Stolas "stayed a villain" because he barely even was a villain to begin with. You may now proceed to cyberbully me for having a different opinion in an orderly fashion.

Oh, and one more thing, that fan animation was pretty shocking, but I have seen way more violence on other animated shows like Invincible.

See what I mean? And this is only just one part of a full hour-long episode of gruesome murder!

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Tails: Is that another hedgehog?

Sonic: HE’S GOT A GUN!

Shadow:

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The Gaslight District in a nutshell (no pun intended).

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You: If I ever get powers, I want to be like Homelander!

Me, an intellectual who still believes that men can be good:

(David Bowie's Starman intensifies)

Happy Superman Day everyone.

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Luz: Hey guys! I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter A!

Amity: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you Luz? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Hunter: Fuck you.