#whoopsie tag essay

[vitamin-zeeth]

Thinking about Kristen Applebees so hard rn. Might go rewatch literally all of freshman year.

[34saveme34]

me looking at Fragmented and already knowing I'll probably read it over millions of times and add to it in places as I realise that there's some silly plot points that wouldn't get resolved by the end otherwise!

Like I didn't think about it then but there's something that happens that is a lot more major than I was giving credit for and probably just Leaving It Like That wouldn't feel satisfying. Not to say I would want to undo it, I think stuff like this being resolved as soon as a threat is over is some of the most unrealistic things ever. I just don't know how to give enough breathing room where I can at least hint at it being made better and ALSO just in general not dismissed cuz it shouldn't be dismissed

I mean a really big one DOES and like that's a good thing but but Ugh

I've gotta make it better

I don't want it out of my hand mediocre and just- not satisfying. I want everything to make sense, to fit, to flow well, to work out just-

yknow it's.... it's gotta be perfect............. what will it do for me if it's not perfect?

[praetorqueenreyna]

I love reading about u talk about acotar, really intrigues me enough to consider reading the books, I'm also very interested in any and all fandom gossip, so please please please tell me what is the current situation? What is elaingate in reference to? 👀👀👀

WELL FIRSTABLE if you read the books, stop after the first one 😂 and THANK YOU FOR ASKING I will relay the tale of some of the most low-stakes fandom drama to ever exist that I accidentally started WHOOPSIE

On July 24, 2024, the blog for Elain Archeron Week posted the rules for the event. There were 4 rules, one of which was that they wouldn't allow ships with "known abusers" and listed Tamlin and Beron as examples (I assume you know who Tamlin is lmao, Beron is a kind of generic Mean Dad character). ACOTAR fandom is known for being puritanical and religiously devoted to canon, but this is a new development. Event week mods have ignored/not reblogged content they don't like that was submitted for their week, but this is the first one I've seen that outright BANNED anything.

There was already a little kickback that mostly has to do with the two competing ships for Elain, elriel and elucien. They both think the other is the DEVIL even though both ships are equally boring. Apparently, the Elain Week is run by elriels, and eluciens were already huffy about the wording of an ask wondering if elucien would be allowed in the event. This part of the story is boring and doesn't have anything to do with me, the star of the show, so I will move on.

Anyway! A few fandom friends sent me links and screenshots of all of this because it's objectively funny. I made a post talking about how funny it was, which brought attention to it on this side of the fandom. My mutuals (the most hilarious people on the planet) asked what was going on, and immediately joined in on the fun. Memes were created at an astronomical rate. Art, fic, and poems for every possible ship of those three characters were made. Amazingly enough, Tamlin/Beron has had a huge surge of content, as the two men named and specifically banned from the week. I started tagging the posts #elaingate, and apparently it caught on enough that the tag now has over 100 posts in it.

To clarify!! The issue has never been about the ships themselves. There are VERY few Tamlin/Elain shippers on tumblr, which I know because I have run multiple demographic surveys and crunched the numbers. And absolutely NOBODY was making Beron/Elain. You have to understand how bland this fandom is. They consider one of the most degenerate, disgusting ships to be the main male character and....his wife's sister. And it certainly isn't isolated to elain/elriel stans, they were just the unlucky bastards to finally verbalize these insidious issues with fandom, especially ACOTAR fandom. Mostly just that the fandom is EXTREMELY conservative, and also that people that like the Popular Thing always have to make themselves out to be the ultimate victims. It's also in poor taste for running an event week. Yes, event weeks are run by fans in their free time, but the idea is to inspire EVERYBODY to create for the thing that you're a fan of. If you're so precious that simple seeing a ship you don't like sends you to the fainting couch, an event week is probably not the thing for you.

I wrote a whole essay on modern ACOTAR fandom here then deleted it bc YOU DID NOT ASK. But anyway THAT IS ELAINGATE we are all being very silly.

[uprising-trolls]

eh you know what

gonna work on a summation of Act 4′s finale

even if im not going to narratively finish it i still want the conclusion to be a thing

[riddl3r]

(I am sooo tired of studying I feel like I am not gonna remember anything tomorrow ugh, but at least by this time tomorrow I shall be free! I will probably not be able to do any replies tomorrow though since I have to socialize, and I am going home on Saturday, so I will be tired, but Sunday sounds good for writing! let’s hope muse agrees with me! edit: please love Ed on wire tho, it’s a nice distraction!)

[burnedbyshoto]

Pervert

pairing: bakugou katsuki x fem!reader

warning: panty thieving lol, daddy kink, cursing, smut

word count: 1,328

a/n: this is for aika_h on my discord server.... I cant find your url so AHA...whoopsie daisy... i can’t believe I wrote a panty thieving piece,,, I feel so horny and dirty now and it wasn’t even a full length piece......damn now I need to finally go read my queens panty thieving piece because if I got hot just by reading it imagine their pieces....

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It had started off as an accident.

Bakugou had bumped into you as you were on your way out of the laundry room one day during your third year. Your basket of clean clothes dropping from your hands in surprise as you crashed into his back. Bakugou remembers looking at your form amused. You were wearing a tank top with shorts that showed off the swell of your body and the toned muscles you had built from three years as a pro hero in training.

He helped you gather your clean clothes, but your face was radiating heat from embarrassment so high he felt it from where he crouched next to you. You had squeaked in apology as you raced out of there, not listening to Bakugou as he yelled about one item that you had forgotten to grab. Grunting under his breath, Bakugou stared at the material in his hand, and immediately dropped it as soon as he figured out what it was.

Black, lacy, and with material so small the tag was the biggest thing on it.

It was your panties.

Blood rushed to his lower region as he stared at the pristine material that lay on top of his dirty clothes. How was he supposed to return these to you?! They were so small, his brows furrowed at the thought of how this could be comfortable, but then his thoughts drifted to imagining you naked save for the material of your panties.

Fuck, that wasn’t right. Bakugou shook his head as his upper lip curled into a snarl, grabbing the light material he shoved it into his pocket as he threw his clothes into the washer.

Three hours later Bakugou was in his room folding his now clean and dry clothes, but then a small knock on the door stole his attention. Walking over to it, Bakugou’s eyebrow quirked as he saw you at the door, and immediately your panties in his pocket seemed to burn a hole through him. Shit, you knew.

“Hey Bakugou,” you greeted with an awkward smile and a wave. Bakugou tensed, readying himself to yell at you about how him having your panties was, in fact, your fault for being such a ditz, and not his fault! He only still had them because he forgot they were in his pocket after all! “I just came to apologize for being weird in the laundry room! I was jittery from the caffeine, I stayed up writing that essay for Mic last night and it’s still running its course through me.”

Bakugou fell frozen as relief flooded through him.

You didn’t have a single clue that he held your panties!

Wait, why was he relieved?!

“It’s fine, I don’t fucking care,” Bakugou rolled his eyes as he leaned against his doorframe. “Was that all, princess?”

The way your cheeks puffed in your embarrassment towards his nickname made his grin grow as you shook your head, “Yeah, I just wanted to apologize.”

“Cool, so we’re done here?”

Your eyes rolled as you shoved him playfully, “Yeah hermit, you can get back to your pervy things.”

“I’m not a pervert!” Bakugou barked after you as you were already walking down the hallway, your fingers moving to imitate a talking hand and the other flipping him off. A chuckle resonated through him as he turned and closed his door.

His eyes drifted down towards his sweatpant pockets, and with a deep breath he took out your panties. His fingers traced every area of the thong, his breathing pitching as he once again thought about you wearing it.

How would your ass look like as you stared at him while turning to look at him?

How would you look like as you bent over with the school skirt on? Have you worn it with the uniform before? How had he never noticed if so? What if this was for someone else?

An angry growl escaped his lips at the thought of it.

Bakugou shuddered, he wasn’t a fucking pervert… no, he was a gentleman.

But he thought about how you would look straddling him, your hips straddling him as you rocked your wet cunt against his hard bulge, and the only thing separating the two of you was this thin, so very thin and impossibly sexy piece of fabric.

Bakugou groaned as he locked his door.

He could jack off to your panties once, right? It wouldn’t make him a pervert…. right?

But once became twice, which turned into a handful, until Bakugou could no longer masturbate without your panties rubbing against his throbbing cock.

One pair of panties became two. Two panties turned into four, and Bakugou soon found himself figuring out ways on how to go through your laundry to find the most scandalous pieces you had.

But now it was on purpose, and well, one pair going missing had you believing it was the machine, but at the number four, you had turned suspicious.

When you knocked on Bakugou’s dorm room, you expected to tease him about stashing your panties, after all, you had assumed he had been finding them in the laundry room and had been too embarrassed to tell you. They were very promiscuous pairs and understood how awkward it could be. 

What you didn’t expect was for his vermillion eyes to turn maroon in color, his nostrils flaring as he pulled you into his room. You did not expect to be brought into a passionate and almost wild makeout session. You had returned the kiss eagerly, almost as wildly as the ash-blond boy as he slammed you against the door.

His mouth was wild, untamable as you tried to control him. His finger trailing from your sides to grope your breasts, and as you moaned, his tongue shoved into your mouth. Your head spun as you brought him in close to you, and you lewdly mewled as his hands gripped your ass.

That noise and his action seemed to snap something within Bakugou as you were then bent over his bed, your first and second pair of stolen panties to be shoved into your mouth as he dropped your shorts to the ground.

“You’re wearing another pair,” Bakugou awes as his fingers hook around the thong you were wearing, you flinched as they were dropped to the ground alongside your shorts just as fast. Why you were so turned on by this was beyond you, but you wanted more.

You hissed as your throbbing sex hit the cool air of the room, “You’ve been such a naughty girl,” Bakugou growled as his fingers stroked your wet folds.

Whimpers poured from your mouth as you pushed back against his fingers, but Bakugou smacked your ass harshly as he snarled. “Do you know how much you’ve fucked with my mind? All your goddamn panties are so fucking small, such a fucking tease--” his fingers pushed through into your cunt and you cried against your makeshift gag-- “do you wear these daily? You’re probably some slut who wants someone to catch her wearing it… you probably wanted someone to see you like this and fuck you like some whore.”

Your body trembled as his fingers pumped slowly into you, curling harshly as his fingernails scraped against your velvet walls. Your head buried into the duvet as drool began to dribble out of your mouth.

“Now now, baby girl,” Bakugou cooed as he removed his fingers and you moaned as you felt his swollen head push against your aching and needy cunt. “Daddy is going to teach you a lesson about what happens when naughty girls wear shit like that in public. Especially when they belong to me.”

His cock slammed into you at full force and your fingers clenched the sheets as you sobbed in pleasure.

The night and just begun, but there was much more to happen, and well Bakugou may take a few more panties from your drawers after more nights of fucking.

[hot-sweet-coffee]

thankss @smallkindofdisaster

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[technicallyblakebelladonna]

why would you fistfight delphine give me all the ob opinions years later

 lot of the reasons i want to fistfight delphine honestly do have to do with her fans kfhskhkgh but also the way she was written in general just annoyed the hell out of me consistently. so, in all fairness, none of that was really her character’s fault, but rather my proxy associations with her (fans/poor writing)

HOWEVER a lot of my ire also came from the co/phine ship as a whole. which i actually have talked about AT LENGTH once (in the form of a 4 THOUSAND word post series about why that ship was inherently unhealthy -- not toxic, mind you just unhealthy) and why people shouldn’t have treated it as the perfect representation that they held it up to be. which isn’t at all to say that people shouldn’t have felt represented by them, of course! i know that there are a lot of fans out there who found the courage to come out and be their true selves because of that ship -- which is fucking phenomenal! i’ll never shoot down something that helps people discover themselves and gives people courage and helps them feel seen. that’s super awesome

but again, it’s the way some fans held it up as literally # relationship goals. THAT made me/still makes me just lose my fuckin marbles. there were plenty of things that Were Not Great about that ship -- and honestly, i still mostly believe that it was the fault of the writers and also that ebro herself (the actress who plays delphine) had a hectic filming schedule that didn’t allow her to be on set for several episodes within a season. so like i get that. but oofh there were at least two lines in season 5 alone that just had me cringing. and still do even now when i think about it. like. YIKES.

i have a whole tag on my issues for their relationship HERE which features a lot of posts from other clone clubbers especially during the last season because that was a ClusterFuck for that relationship in particular imo

but if you dont want to spend time sifting through posts, you could instead just spend time reading a four fucking thousand word post series essay (split up into four parts) that you can find HERE (just to note, the posts do still exist, you’ll just have to change the URL from punk-rock-science to technicallyblakebelladonna whoopsies) and also that analysis was written before season 5 aired, because it doesnt mention ANYTHING from season 5, which were just several nails in the coffin at that point

but yeah anyway i honestly wasn’t expecting anyone to actually ask about why i want to fistfight the damp cloth so sorry for popping off akhskghsrkghsd

[peachyysugaa]

hello nana! how was your week ☺️? i think it's so cool how you're gonna read so many books in spanish ahh it seems like such a fun way to learn the language too!! i wonder how all the spells and hp lingo are translated between languages tho 🤔 anyways! i did get end up getting my bias beomgyu AAAAA HE'S SO PRETTY I LITERALLY LET OUT A SCREAM WHEN I SAW HIS PHOTOCARD I WAS SO EXCITED!!! i luv him so much 🥺 and now he resides in his special seat aka my in phonecase hehe 😌💓 (1/4) — 🌷

and of course i'd be glad to comment about blood castle's latest chapter! i'm so happy we got to see more of mc's friendship with jake, i love how he keeps on tagging along with them and snatching them as his partner 🥺💗 ALSO HIS SUDDEN NEW NICKNAME FOR MC GOT ME LIKE 😳😳💘 WOAH THERE SIM JAEYUN!! gonna be honest, my first thought about how jake could see the thestral was because of his ~vampire shennanigans~ and thought JAKE YOU AIN'T SLICK until he told mc the real reason and i (2/4)

was like oh.... oh........ oh no.......... oh gosh my bad 😭and omg before i forget to mention this, i love how attentive jake is to mc's emotions/feelings like the way he playfully messed up mc's hair so they wouldn't feel so worried about him 🥺 i'm excited for more of jay soon as well! i love rivalry, it's such a good trope and it's exactly what mc and jay has when it comes to quidditch hehe 😌 (3/4)

it's so cute how the bp eonnies are so dramatic over how clumsy mc is, certainly top tier friendship if i do say so myself! :,) enha babies are so adorable too, even tho they only had just a brief scene 🥺💓 oh gosh my messages are getting longer and Longer, i apologise for flooding your inbox with a whole essay whoopsie 😅 i shall save the rest for next time! i hope you're taking good care of yourself & that you have a great weekend! 💗(4/4) — 🌷

helloo 🌷 anon!! 💕 my week's been good thank you for asking 🥺 hehe i'll lyk when i get started (first i need to renew my library card since the libraries have been closed all covid season 🏃🏻‍♀️💨 )

as he should !! gyu really got us all whipped for his long hair this cb 😮‍💨

jake you have all our hearts with the new nickname and how you treat mc 😩 SVAJBDAJSF i don't wanna spoil much this is so hard but for now i'll offer an apology for getting you in your feels 🙇🏻‍♀️ you'll see what i mean tho when it all gets unveiled 😌

the jay/yn dynamic is such a good wholesome rivalry and i'm excited that you're excited 👀 all friendships are wholesome in blood castle before something happens oop?!

thank you for your message 🥺🥺 i don't mind that it's getting longer i love reading them hehehe and appreciate them 🥰 until next time beloved 🌷 anon!! 💞

[babydollsmadd]

Fuck tumblr man I write a whole essay and save it in my drafts with a shit ton of tags as well and every time I try to post it it goes “WHOOPSIE DAISY THE CONNECTION WENT WRONG SO SORRY WANNA TRY AGAIN???” Like bitch your app is fucked up, not my connection!!!! Urgh