#whoopsies idk what im doing

[katebishopsbaefy]

Soup and Sniffles

pairing: natasha romanoff x reader (can be read as platonic or romantic)

summary: you're sick and dont want natasha to find out. she finds out, fluff esues.

word count: 961

notes: hey everyone this is the first fic im posting pls no hate 😄😘

You practically fall through your open window onto the floor of your bedroom, knees almost buckling underneath you. You’re able to catch yourself in just enough time to stop your face from slamming into the ground. The impact from your sort of fall is still loud, though, and you pray Natasha couldn’t hear it.

You realized you were sick two days ago, but only today had you really started to feel the full effects of your illness. School was a nightmare with a stuffy nose and constant headache, and with no time in between classes and patrol, you were absolutely miserable. But, not wanting to worry Natasha or risk being labeled as “useless”, you kept it to yourself and stuck it out. One fight in particular left you stumbling and sneezing, the guy’s ice powers making you feel even more sick. You’d managed to make your way to your shared apartment with Natasha. You couldn’t wait to take a much needed nap.

A knock on the door makes you jump up from your spot on the floor, which you happened to be very comfortable in. Natasha’s voice is muffled by the door.

“Y/N? What the hell was that?” she asks. Shit.

You panic. Clear your throat as quietly as you can, hoping to sound much less congested than you are. “Nothing! I’m ok, I swear.”

“I’m coming in,” she states, and she’s next to you before you can even begin to protest. She notices the carpet moved out of place under your feet and smirks. “Did you fall through the window?” 

“Maybe,” you reply. She quirks an eyebrow at you. “Rough ni-” you start, but a cough racks through your body and you’re forced to double over. You recover as quickly as possible, shooting back up with a sniffle and a smile. “Rough night,” you finish. You break eye contact with her once you see the concern laced in her green eyes. 

“I can tell. Did you get hit?” she asks, looking up and down your body looking for an injury that could be the source of your cough. She takes your face into her hands and studies the cuts littering it until your own hands push hers away.

“No, I’m fine. Well, I did get hit, but I’m fine. No problem.” You smile at her. It doesn’t reach your eyes.

The back of Natasha’s hand finds your forehead before you can react. Your mind tells you to pull away, but your body leans into the contact in search of comfort. She frowns as you sniff again. “You’re sick.”

“No I’m not,” you argue, finally finding the strength to pull her hand away from you. It drops to her side and her eyes search yours.

“Yes, you are. How long have you been sick for?”

“I haven’t been sick because I’m not sick.”

“Then why do you sound so gross?”

“I’m not gross.”

“You’re pretty gross.”

“I’m not sick, Nat! Jesus,” you swipe your hand under your nose and sniffle miserably. Her fingers find your face once more and she turns your chin to look at her, thumb swiping away a tear you didn’t know had fallen. Natasha looks at you, really looks at you. You’re shivering under her touch, just slightly, but enough for her to notice. Your eyes are sunken and red, as well as the tip of your nose and your cheeks. She looks back into your eyes.

“What’s wrong?” she asks softly, barely above a whisper. 

Tears fill your eyes and you let them. “I don’t feel good,” you tell her, and the wall breaks. She pulls you into her and kisses the top of your head. You're very aware of the grossness you're getting on her shirt, but she doesn’t care. 

“I got you,” she whispers over and over into your hair, rubbing circles on your back as you sob. Eventually your legs simply give out, but she’s there to hold you up. Drags you over to your bed and pulls away, forcing you to look at her. She hands you a tissue to blow your nose into.

“Gross,” she comments. You giggle tearily and she smiles at you. “I’ll make you soup if you wanna go shower.”

“Mkay. C’n you do tha’ thing where you put m’ clothes in the dryer so they’re all warm?” you look up at her with the best puppy eyes you can muster. This time she giggles at you.

“I guess so. Try not to take twelve hours in the shower, I want hot water too.”

You know she really wouldn’t care if you took forever, as long as it made you feel better.

You jump in the shower, and when you’re out (45 minutes later), there’s fresh clothes sitting on the toilet for you, plus a fluffy towel. You throw on the clothes and ring out your hair, walking towards the kitchen to the smell of soup. 

Natasha watches you and shoots you a small smile. “Better?” she asks.

“Yeah. Less gross,” you reply honestly. Your nose is a lot less congested and your shivering stopped for the most part. You plop yourself down in your spot on the couch and Liho, Nat’s cat, jumps up with you. You pull her into your arms and lay down on a pillow given to you by some distant relative, paying little attention to the sitcom running on the tv.

Nat turns to bring you a bowl of soup, but sees you passed out on the couch, snoring quietly. She walks over and grabs your favorite blanket from over the top of the couch, draping it over you and kissing your forehead. Notices you’re a lot less warm than before, smiles down at you. The soup could wait for later.

[u3pxx]

is this anything

[silenthillbunni]

🧸🧃⛈️

[the-deadlock-south]

desperately need to see the full/high-res ver of this art asap lemme just peak please

[wishi-selfships]

I like how I go. "I'm uncomfy sharing denji" or like uh denji selfshippers dni (respectfully) and then I. Follow at least two people on tt who are very into denji

[soft-spooks]

sun n moon song :

[piplupod]

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[baylardo]

THIS POST IS SO LONG LMAO

idk what all ive written and not written publicly pertaining to my ideas on these cringe naenae lil thangs outside of me n tardi dm’s bc im embarrassed and its still rough and vague hahaha im still exploring things but ive thought a lot about certain aspects and not others. toxic worldbuilding lmao.

i think the idea has become that philippa is a bit into her captaincy,,,, not fresh into it. her ex-captain sh’Eraz (moid) has been apprehended or killed (idk lol) and shes in command of the Legacy,,,

theres a few ideas im still sitting on like as its been discussed like, the two kids are barely a year apart in age. which means that like her and jj had a one night stand or something and she got knocked up from it but theyre still like not in a relationship,,,,,,, i hesitate bc i kinda like the idea of the alien adopted boy having a few years (or closer to 10 years lol) on their biological daughter so idk. and it all seems REALLY indulgent to keep it all that close. but also,,,,, 😳 im just struggling to keep it dissimilar to my stuff with kathryn and chakotay and this was like, a way that presented itself haha.

and i still don’t know when JJ would re-enlist in starfleet!!! nothing compelling comes to me 😩😩😩😩 *nothing that doesnt seem super simpy like when philippa becomes a captain for example and she conveniently needs a chief engineer. ive thought that like, maybe his mother who’s been abhorrently against starfleet since joe’s death eventually insists he go because he so obviously loves and wants to follow philippa or something and it reminds her of joe I DONT KNOOOOOOW. ive also thought that maybe he joins peppa’s ship she captains LATER, initially as a civilian and very much like philippa’s Side Piece who coparents kids and rejoins later??? idk haha. i dont really like that option either fhfjdkks

anywayyyyy current idea is she finds out shes whoopsy pregnant just before leaving earth to go on an away mission, doesnt say anything to anyone even jace just leaves lol,,,, Legacy comes across this planet-size spaceship inhabited by these batlike aliens, the ship is their planet that theyve made capable of traversing space and survives on orbiting stars for periods of time, ao theyre very used to darkness but also theyre like obsessed with light sources lol. its like super advanced solar powered technology. i figure the planet has either one or a few like, densely populated areas where theres these big beacons of light protruding out of the centers of the cities, and then vast parts of the planet that are completely covered in darkness. the aliens probably have some explanation surrounding it like lack of resources or something. refer to the valleys of darkness on the planet-ship as like "outskirts" or w/e.

philippas down there doing first contact things (insert weird atmosphere inside the giant planet-ship granting philippa a unique access to it in comparison to her peers), the bat aliens are nice and accommodating to starfleet,,,,, i figure they have some mysterious visual to them of like, bearing little carnivorous fangs, but being vegetarian. stuff of that nature. philippa's a little bit sus about it but says nothing past like, maybe asking why they dont eat meat and them answering that theyve evolved past the need to consume meat and it's something that they dont look fondly on from their ancestry.

while shes there idk in some sketchy alleyway or being given a tour of a science facility, maybe philippa has stepped away from a tour to do some snooping of her own, she's a little bit problematic and too suspicious for her own good.

a runaway/criminal/fleeing/dying bat lady gives her this weird either egg/pod (she may not know its an egg at first lol) and she gets frantically told some conspiracy type stuff about their civilization being built on graves or lies or something edgy and that she cant let them have this pod/egg, its their last hope of setting things right. the bat lady looks oddly different to the other bat aliens philippa has seen; dont know visually how to contrast it yet but shes more sickly, less clean and less light-colored, more gray and fitting for a nocturnal species who rarely sees light, ravaged, less prim and proper, probably larger and more apparent fangs, etc. but she either runs off or gets captured or killed.

philippa's left more than a little confused about things but i figure she has an intuitive sense of wrongness and hasn't been vibing something she couldnt quite put her finger on regarding these aliens for a while and that kinda confirms a hunch for her. ummm proceeding to them trying to take the egg/pod away from philippa and shes like "ummmm lol no" so she ends up getting chased and her fleeing the city she's in without backup, they cut off access to her ship and comms so shes like Super Alone fending for herself out in the pitch black. POTENTIALLY she has access to starlight, id imagine the big planet-ship is a closed off dome as it travels but it opens up slits or something along its circumference to take in light from surrounding stars. so she can see but shes not emitting a beacon/torch of her own as not to give herself away.

as shes out there and hiding and trying to figure out what to do, how to contact her ship, figure out what's actually going on here, etc., the egg/pod ends up hatching and being like a weird little alien moth baby that is dissimilar to the bat aliens currently residing on this planet. ((((((my initial CRINGE thought is that like, these eggs/pods respond to like, idk MATERNITY so its been dormant for potentially years, and philippas like, secretly pregnant and it bonds/imprints on her as its mother or w/e. if i dont end up going that indulgent route you can just say that it liked the cut of her gib or something lmao. soul-related,,, ummmm good heart,,,,, etc.))))))

i figure they spend a few days together hiding. i think she'd talk to it to keep herself sane lol. maybe kinda confide a few fears she has regarding motherhood, struggles with her mother lol,,,, talk about delivering her sister's baby maybe,,,, other things too like shes just talking to this baby lmao. was talking to jellybeans about the name Moss for him haha, i think itd be cute if she just literally names him after moss. very uncreative placeholder type name that sticks. anyway baby eventually starts crying, shes worried shes gonna get caught with it, she does lmao, but by some bat aliens living in the outskirts of the planet-ship. these bats are all more visually similar to the frantic one that'd given her the egg. they discover what she has (moth baby lol) and they take her to their hideout/camp where they explain their race's history and that of the lil alien she's now charged with reluctantly taking care of. which iiiis...

the planet-ship was originally that of the moth aliens, a long time ago they took in the bat aliens that were as in need of light for some reason as much as if not more than they were, they cohabitated for a bit but eventually the bats start like overpopulating or something. ITS STILL ROUGH IN MY HEAD. i figure the moth aliens are super smart, but have a moral code that the scrungly bat aliens dont end up vibing all too much. somehow somewhy the bats end up starting to use the moth's DNA/blood, (maybe via infusion?) blending it with their own through unnatural means, in order to like, artificially augment or evolve themselves, get smarter, thus why theyve physically changed so much in appearance is because theyre like, idk living off of their blood or something to maintain their states of mind.

they also tell her that the lil baby is the last of his kind and he'd likely be safer somewhere away from this place where they cant use him anymore. (maybe the eggs are effectively preserved/ageless and supply the bats with longer lasting access to blood idk) they dont know or understand how philippa got it to hatch (maybe she does know but shes not gonna tell them. shes still repressing/ignoring the elephant in the room (pregnant) lmao). but his existence is kinda a big deal bc it proves what theyre saying and the other bats would likely not want that info coming to light or preventing them from joining starfleet or w/e. maybe their planet-ship is becoming less and less sustainable and theyre like Girl Help Lol.

philippa asks the outskirt bats for their help in getting in contact with her ship and off of the planet and they do. im sure its bumpy haha but i havent thought about this part much it just eventually happens and she makes it back to her ship, she confides in her CMO that she's pregnant (maybe) and he knows her well enough to be like "i know," bc she like, didnt get her medical examination out of the way right at the start of their departure or something and kept putting it off so ppl wouldnt know lol. ANYWAY, lil baby is given special treatment to start adapting his lungs to a new atmosphere which is long and arduous and philippa stays by his side through a lot of it. its not like she cares or is worried or anything!!!!!!!!!!!!

eventually gets back to earth, still hasnt really told anyone her news or the fact that shes kinda adoptively taking care of this baby now. i think we'd talk about her showing up to tell Jace and her initially perceiving philippa with a baby and being like 'omg' and then reading peppa's very loud thoughts and being like 'OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' haha. EVEN MORE VAGUE IDEAS WITH JJ LOLLLLLLL, has to do with my big question mark surrounding his starfleet career and everything, but theyre both like "omg we arent even dating lol hi" about it.

*falls asleep*

[meowza315]

hi I'm anon who loved your au mike! whoopsie my memory must be bad i thought they were like 21 (maybe I mixed it up as 19-21 not 16-19) and because in the movies they're adults going in so i assumed lol! and im 17 anyway so i forgot as anon that could seem weird. byler being attractive or in love physically isn't weird though i think it's healthy to just say it's not what you like, as a teen it's nice to figure out what i like and be comfortable navigating it not grossed out. but not to worry as the artist it's fair not to want that and not what I meant for this au with what I said anyway! he's just a good looking silly guy 😎 like that little doodle of will sizzling on the floor on my last ask shows his love for sure LOL so so cute. their love language being touch is also very sweet and comes across in your art and suits the au, it's a nice thought! thnks for this au!

hello again!!

no worries, things happen 😭 they are in fact 16 when the story starts and by the time it ends three years passed (it’s 2.5 I did the math wrong) due to Mike’s extensive training period and the time between their confession and Mike transferring his consciousness to his avatar permanently. Together it’s 3 years but broken down his training took 18 months, the time from the end of training to tsaheylu was a year, and another month or two between that and the end of the story with a few days or weeks sprinkled in between in certain areas I can’t remember but. yeah 3 years? 2.5? Something like that.

With how they’re aged, they’re both essentially 16 1/2 which is why they’re 19, cause after the year and a half of struggle before their confession they both had turned 18 at that point and then the year after that blah blah blah you get the point. anyways.

I myself am 16 (birthday was a little under a week ago writing this) !!! I don’t think it’s weird that they’re attractive or love each other physically (I’ve said on insta a few times how they’re pretty or handsome etc etc), however it’s still not in the sexual sense. I probably took something and interpreted it wrong or something idk, I’m a very anxious person especially when it comes to the gayliens cause of all the aspects mashed together with how they don’t wear a lot and are 18 by the time they confess to one another. theres a lot of people in the byler fandom that are a bit.. wacky.. I guess I could say. so. yeah ❤️

and yeah as the creator of the AU and more than 75% of the artwork from it (as well as still being a minor) I don’t want anything weird coming from it or any people that are gonna take stuff from it and run, if you get what I mean by that. like not trying to see basic information I’ve come up with because I’ve shoved so much lore and story and detail into it. For the love of god I give their accessories and songcord beads meaning. Literally nobody cares about that but I DO!! I CARE!! I care about the little details!

and back to love language !! them having that love language of touch is going to end up stemming from having at least some attraction to each other physically. its a small detail but anxiety still makes me worry about it sometimes, especially in some parts of the storyline like tsaheylu. But even before then, in their confession, after they tell each other, it’s an intimate moment between them. they kiss, they hold each other close. Mike literally ends up on the ground at one point from pulling Will so close (doodles below). They finally both got what they want, each other. it’s still evident then. but even as the story continues and gets to the point of tsaheylu it’s more noticeable? I guess?

There’s literally a reference to the original scene in Avatar (tree of voices scene w/ Jake and Neytiri) that of course, inspired me to make the AU in the first place. However, they’re only small aspects from the scene that I pulled from it instead of it being exactly the same. we all know what happens there. besides them bonding. cough. yeah no that’s not canon in this AU thank god. but anyways, they bond and sigh contentedly and have this moment together. it’s a new experience and probably weird for both of them because they aren’t bonding with an Ikran or direhorse this time, it’s each other now (also I know my avatar lore and how bonding is technically erotic and done during mating but no. not today). They bond, kiss a few times before Mike picks up Will like Jake does to Neytiri, and after a bit they go to bed. literally nothing else (another unfinished visual below).

they’re silly guys and I’m glad people enjoy the AU as much as I do!! instances like this allow me to infodump about stuff and honestly I’m here for it. I just hope no one comes into my asks and says something really weird. I don’t want those weird ass “spicy bylers” on my page. but other than that i love when people ask stuff about the au, it makes me happy!! :) im welcome to explain more stuff for fun or if you’re interested cause it gives me more opportunities to rant haha

[rachiecrown]

OOOOHHH MY GOD LMAO I JUST SAW THE ETHO BDUBS MAGICAL GIRL AU AND IM OBSESSEDDDDD AAAAHHHHH do u have any ideas for potential other magical girls??? or who bdubs was aiming for???????? what are the rules in this universe for being a magical girl?? what exactly do they fight??? PLSPLS AAAAAAAAAAA

/pos

GRGEGAGGEHE YYAYYDYAYA YIPPEE YIPPEE /vpos

^ My first reaction to your ask btw

This is gonna be a long-ish post!!

Okay okay okay so,, as I said before, metropolitan setting, big city, yada yada,

Here's what they fight first!!

In the Etho drawing, in the bottom right corner, BDubs is yelling about fighting monsters... The monsters are kinda like, big, almost shadowy kinda blobby things. Idk how to describe it so I did a really lazy drawing

(ik it's bad don't come at me ty)

So like these things are called Grief Monsters, they're formed from large concentrations of negative emotion in one area. They can range anywhere from the size of a large person to a small building. Bigger ones are super rare tho.

In order to defeat one, a Magical will have to use an attack which usually draws from positive energy. Depending on how determined they are, they can usually beat the monster in one blow, but it will probably take a little bit of time to charge up after transforming.

Most people can't usually see the monster. It will continue to feast on negativity and grow, then eventually bring the energy back to some sort of realm of darkness. Either Familiars, Magicals or people with potential to become Magicals can see them.

In order to become a magical girl, or just Magical, in this AU, (idk I was saying magical girl just to be silly lol but officially in the AU they're called Magicals), something called a Familiar will have to form a bond with them.

Familiars have a special magic that allows both them and their Magical to gain a second form, being a human form for the Familiar and a magical girl(?) form for the Magical.

Usually the magic potential is stronger if the Familiar and Magical's energies align, which I based off of Double Life soul bonds!

This leads up to Etho and BDubs creating their bond! Etho really just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time during a Grief Monster's harvest, (which I need to mention, Grief Monsters will try to eat unbound Familiars) and ended up having to protect a very loud and stressed strange little moss creature.. being BDubs.

BDubs kinda pushed the bond onto Etho, since Etho had Magical potential and the two of them were in a stressful situation, but turns out, whoopsie! Their energies didn't really align correctly! Turns out BDubs got the wrong guy!

Regardless, BDubs gets his human form and protection from the monster while Etho gets his Magical form, some powers, and a pretty dress.

Because of how the energies pair based on Double Life, BDubs should've aimed for Impulse.. Etho would've eventually gotten Joel as a Familiar if things happened differently. (BDubs and Joel will argue about this later with a very confused Etho in the background... Cut to Impulse out and about living his best life)

Here's some other duos I've made in the AU!

Jimmy and Tango - These two have been around for a little while! Tango's the Magical while Jimmy's the familiar, and they're kinda the laughing stocks of the magical community due to how bad they actually are at fighting monsters.

Martyn and Ren - Martyn's the Magical and Ren's the Familiar. These two have been around a little longer than Timmy and Tango. Martyn was once paired with another Familiar, but she left after their bond failed.

Scott and Cleo - Scott's been around a little longer than Cleo, but they created a magic bond a few days after meeting. Scott's the Magical while Cleo's the Familiar.

Joel and Lizzie - Magical Lizzie and Familiar Joel! These two came after Etho and BDubs, since Joel was pushed away by BDubs being territorial, so he kinda just ended up sticking with the pink haired girl who seems to be perpetually confused

Scar and Grian - Magical Grian and Familiar Scar didn't make a bond until really really late. Grian was on the scene for a long time before meeting Scar, and their bond formed maybe a day or two before BDubs and Etho meet. These two are the main villains of the AU. Teehee

ANYWAYSSS IM SO HAPPY I COULD SHARE THIS YAYAYA

TYSM FOR ASKING YOU MADE ME SO HAPPY YIPPEEE

Again if anyone has more questions my inbox is wide open! I'm working on some designs right now so those should be posted soon enough :D

[littlelovelyspiderling]

AHHHHHH!!! Your newest fic made me very happpyyy 😍 ive been beyond stressed lately with college and having some fluff to read really helps.

Shrieking. Gagging. Dying at johnny teasing spidey all like “lets see who really makes the other one laugh 😏😏😏” you write his teasing soooo well makes me so flustered I have to go back to re-read it multiple timessssah!

AHHHHH. I cannot wait for some pinned-down tickling the snot out of spidey and seeing that big cheeky grin and dying at his adorable laugh 😍❤️

I just need them to kiss already dammit! The cuteness is killing me 😩🥰

I know its too soon to ask…whens the next chapter?? Hehe ur the greatest

bro college stress is the worst i feel u 😩 we all need more fluff in our lives fr

i’ve been debating how i want to do That Scene ™ and when it makes the most sense & i think i have 2 ideas that i’m going to end up going with heehee 😈 spideys in troubleee

i also am ready to make them kiss already, don’t worry babes i have a plan 😌🧑🏼‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏽

as for the next chapter i know whats gonna happen in it but idk man this last one was supposed to be short & ended up being the longest one yet 🤷🏼‍♀️ whoopsies, im gonna try to not do that this time so i can post sooner lol

[lovecraftian-lolita]

if im not mistaken, you know a lot about where to get plus size lolita right? unless im mixing you up with another blogger in which case whoopsy.

i was wondering if you had any recommendations on shops to get budget friendly goth lolita. like taobao shops.

i have a lot of experience buying cheaper lolita for myself but my sister is wanting to get into the fashion and idk what shops i can point her to with similar price points that will fit her (around $80-160 for 1 dress) aswell as where to get cheaper plus size petticoats

if you have anything then thank you! and if not thank you anyway and sorry to bother

For Petticoats Aurora and Ariel on Taobao is my go-to, just contact them directly (using your proxy) and set up a custom order, and they'll do whatever size you want. For gothic dresses... I know Ista Mori does their annual Nameless Poem Drop and while the preorders are up, you can ask for custom sizing, which I did.

Hard Candy has some affordable gothic Lolita dresses that are good, they go up to a range of sizes that are actually plus size.

For blouses, sakurada fawn and hard candy are my fav because they come in a wide variety of colors and sizes. My blog also has a gothic lolita tag if any of those suit your fancy. You might be able to snag some stuff secondhand. I hope that helps!

[danyippee]

I realized i never did an introduction so it'll be cool to do one :D

Hii my name is Dany, I'm 16, im a guy 😱

My hobbies are skating, drawing, poems, playing gaems, and listening to music :333

Some fandoms or games would be like DDLC, osu!, roblox, Touhou, Minecraft(both ver) and more :P

I added some artists/bands already in another post ;-; whoopsie daisy

idk what else, I was born in THE LAND OF THE FREEE🦅🦅🦅🦅but all of my family is from beaner land (mexico)🌮

I can speak both spanish and english, but I'm (half-assed) learning french and indonesian🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑french for school, other cuz my friend is from indonesia)

I'll take any questions abt things i forgot here ;-;😱😱😱😱

- 12/28/23 7:29 PM

[sungbeam]

i'm gonna rb nt to boost it & do a full review on it but i just wanted to thank u for changing my life w/ that 2 part changmin story 🙏🙏 THE LORE & WORLDBUILDING IS SOOO GOOD also i love ur little twists on the different mythology 😭 u didn't just take some random folklore out of the internet & called it a day but actually took the time to make them unique & ur own 🤞

SPOILER FILLED COMMENTARY:

i genuinely thought the alpha would be bang chan b/c....... i just think it would be so funny 😍😍 a little teehee if u will

the amount of "sweetheart" being used is so....... IM NOT COMPLAINING BUT LIKE TONE IT DOWNNNNNDGDJSJDJ HEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEH

the side couples go crazy. was kicking my feet & giggling at sangyeon & lily!!! almost went "awwww :(((" at mika & sena until....... 🙄🙄🙄

IDK WHY Y/N DIDN'T GO FOR KEVIN EARLIER B/C AT THAT MOMENT??? I WOULD'VE TAKEN HIM UP ON THAT OFFER ☝️❗️ peaceful community??? well protected??? a JOB offer in THIS economy???? A KEVIN????

MIKA CAN SUCK IT!!! WHAT IS WRONG W/ HER 🗣🗣🗣❓️❓️❓️

that confession scene took TOO long but it was SOOOO worth it...... it's so similar to bridgerton-esque confessions of love & that's the beauty of it 🫡 it's so "i burn for you" coded

NOA MY BELOVED SJFNKSJD thank u for the spoiler alert warning thing LOL BUT AHAGDJ THANK U FOR READING NIGHT TERRORS, MY LABOR OF LOVE 😭😭😭 it brought a huge smile to my face during my bio lecture when i saw ur ask (omg me on my phone during class?? crazy) LIKE THANK U THANK U THANK U??? and sknfkejjf i really didn't want it to be like wattpad paranormal so i tried to give some things a little tweak 😭💀

PLS. BANGCHAN WOULD HAVE DEF BEEN AN ALPHA IN ANOTHER WORLD LIKE. im all for alpha wolf bangchan i have a wip of that somewhere around here— also im a simp and sucker for the changmin sweetheart agenda 😭 i would've put in more but ,,, we must kill our darlings 💔💔💔

okay i soooo feel u w the kevin thing 🤧 i almost forgot that kev was NOT ENDGAME WHEN WRITING THAT PART 💔💔💔 I LITERALLY HAD A CRISIS LIKE ... IN ANOTHER LIFE WOLFIE KEV IM SAWRY (a job offer in THIS economy u r SO RIGHT)

bro ur right w the confession omg "i burn for u" SO TRUE AKFNKSNF THATS WHAT I WAS GOING FOR AND LIKE TOUCH HER U DIE TYPE SHIT HAHAHA

but anyways this reply got kind of long whoopsie 😭😭 just wanted to say thank u again for reading bae :'))) 💖💖

[butter-tartz]

i personally choose to believe that amongst the infinity different post-game timelines there was at least one where Ultimate Dirk Strider just narrated his fucking shenanigans out loud. and then got used to doing it all the time. all of the time.

meanwhile on the other end of paradox space, Jake English, who is close to some form of Ultimate awareness himself, can hear Dirk just fucking hamming it up over the narrative intercom. giving long elaborate descriptors to his belches. talking about the rumble of his belly. it's all very assuredly ironic, and not at all alluding to any real feelings on the matter. (Jake has watched this man eat a entire alchemized pizza and then a second one while complaining the whole time. Jake never asked him to do this. He also openly admitted to wanting to make a third one. Jake is almost certain this man is not ironic.) Jake is this close to yelling over the narrative line in horny frustration.

uh. anyway, just thought you should know. that's what the askbox is for, right? : 3

anon PLEASe im only human... okay this is unequivocally awesome and i love this. hh. i think itd be really funny if he talked like a twitch streamer. "Hey chat how we doin tonight". idk if i like the idea better with or without jake being able to hear the actual burps or if hes just getting edged with descriptions but i think playing with either idea has a lot of potential

i was gonna make this a post. But then i wrote way too much. Whoopsies (；′⌒`)

[sweaterrat]

Well, least your alive. Since you want us to ask questions, I have one question. What how would describe levlav?

I’ve accidentally made lemlav my whole personality💀

Y’know, the name lemlav originated from “Lemon Lavender” which are my two favorite smells in all of life!

Anyways, you’re probably asking about the deets on the dynamic! In pre-relationship lemlav, I’m literally absolutely smitten with Donnie. He’s like a celebrity to me (and he is!) and I just adore him. I’m constantly trying to earn his attention, causing myself to bend backwards to be someone he’d even think of looking at (a bad habit of mine 😭 [but hey, it makes for some sweet sweet angst]). I’m absolutely in love with the sound of his voice and how he lights up when he’s talking passionately and I just wished he would talk as passionately about me. Most of Early Lemlav is one-sided, but it gets better! Donnie starts noticing how comfortable he is around me. He notices little things about me that he’s come to adore. (For example, one of my happy stims is shaking my foot around 💀 odd, I know, but he seems to think its cute!) Thanks to Doctor Feelings and maybe April, he finally realized that he might have feelings for me.

ENTER IN THE MISCOMMUNICATION ERA!! Since all my signs and hits fly over his head, I kind of assume it wasn’t meant to be. But now, he’s (rizzlessly) hitting on me, which just confuses and frustrates me. I haven’t exactly planned out an official lemlav confession, but all we know is that it has a whole lot of avoidance and lack of communication! Anyways, I usually complain to Kat ( @/sleepdeprivedbagels, another person in Portals!au) about my crush (to which they could probably care less about idk💀). And Donnie complains to Shelldon (and Leo if he’s desperate). Anyways, Leo, Kat, and probably Mikey (Dubbed the matchmaker trio) just try to get Donnie and I together (its failing badly)

BUT EVENTUALLY IT WORKS! WELCOME TO POST-CONFESSION LEMLAV! Post Lemlav is just us being extremely awkward and flustered basically 24/7. Donnie often makes little gadgets and fidget toys for me (gift giving love language <333) that I absolutely adore!!! Me on the other hand, I’m just his little fan! I love listening to him talk and he always has my full attention.

The physical touch part of lemlav takes a bit. This is a slow burn after all! At the start, we only do 10 second hugs! But slowly, he gets comfy enough to hug without a time limit. He’s actually a bit of a cuddle bug! Especially without coffee 💛. After a while, I find that Donnie is quite the flirt (thank the stars, I love flirts). He takes time out of his day just to fluster me with something as simple as a kiss on the hand (ESPECIALLY WHEN HES LOOKING ME IN THE EYE THE WHOLE IME OH GOD IM SWOONING <333). He’s just a big dork and I love him to bits :]]

WHOOPSIES I DIDNT MEAN TO RAMBLE 😭 I hope I answered your question well enough!

TL;DR: Awkward couple! Easy to get flustered and secretly cuddle bugs <3. Mostly fluffy and cute :] 💛