#why are vii like this

[petitfarron]

I think it's time for some Fun Farron Facts, just because I'm bored and why the hell not. Writing's always a good time. But first...

Enjoy a picture of these two nerds.

Anywho! I think I feel like talking about his "family" and who knows what else from his time in Rak'tika and adventuring around the First.

So first up is Farron's mom, Nevri.

Isn't she the prettiest? She was lovely, kind and strong in her beliefs. Not a fan of how the viis people went about upholding tradition, she was one of few trying to sway the others towards change. Like not sending fresh 13 year old boys off into the forest on their own with minimal training just so they could be a body.

And then we have Farron's father, Lorn:

What a horrible man, honestly. But I'll get into more of that a little bit! For the most part all you need to know is that he follows tradition as strictly as possible and doesn't have a happy bone in his body.

Now onto everyone's favorite... ✨️trauma!✨️

Once Farron's 13th nameday rolled around, Nevri wasn't at all thrilled that he turned out to be a boy. She had been praying for a girl so she could stay tucked away in the village where she would be safe. Alas, life had other plans for her poor child.

In my own happy little headcanon, the viis hold a ceremony on every child's 13th nameday to mark them as "adult" (yes I know) and Farron was supposed to attend his with two other children.

That was until his mom snatched him away when no one was looking and tried to flee the forest all together. She didn't care what would happen to her for breaking the code - the viis were not allowed to leave the forest without being branded traitors - she just wanted her son to have a fighting chance at a life.

Unfortunately for them both, Lorn was quick to notice his son missing and hunted them down rather quickly. I'll, uh... skip the not so fun things and just do a brief run down of what played out once he caught them. Nevri was branded a traitor and that meant death. Without any hesitation, Lorn murdered the mother of his child while she clung to her son protectively and Farron was dragged back to Rak'tika straight away to complete the ceremony and get booted off into the forest for his new life as a Guardian.

I'm sure that was just fine for his mental health.

That's all for now 'cause this is getting long but I hope you enjoyed the horrible glimpse into my poor boys early life! ♡

[serafisolaris]

i n s o m n o l e n t

[dangoulains-devotion]

[annylvsffvii]

thinking about him .*⁠♡

[demigod-of-the-agni]

Former SOLDIER, actually

The Cloud Strife version of this drawing I did like. a day ago?

[dilutedbeanibeans]

aerith + seph designs

[silvergreenseraphim]

How am I supposed to take this cinematic seriously when they made him look so round and squishable? 😂

[valentimmy]

where are they going

[soldier-lodbrok]

I am totally normal about him.

[boleynecklace]

thinking about how someone left a white rose nearby henry vii and elizabeth of york’s tomb when i visited westminster abbey two months ago

[schnoobums]

Parallels

[demynom]

The thing about the ffvii remakes is that you will enjoy them more if you’ve played the original. You will also hate them more if you’ve played the original. It is impressive.

[doctorbeans]

once again thinking about cloud “there’s someone in me that isn’t me,” “i have to leave, i’m afraid I won’t be able to stop him next time,” “i’m sorry i couldn’t be your cloud,” “maybe one day you’ll get to meet the ‘real cloud,’” “i was never hunting sephiroth, he was always calling me,” “please give me a number professor,” “tell him that when you see him again, it’ll mean the world to him, okay?” “back then we got by with scraped knees,” “hey, tifa” strife.

[aitsuheart]

Ff7 related again

okay but why do people have a problem with sefikura

I think the point of the ship is that it's supposed to be toxic??

There's nothing wrong with a good toxic ship

I'm not that into them but I personally find the pairing funny and I definitely can see the appeal

People who have issues with ships and act obnoxious to others are so weird, they're not hurting you or do you any harm

[dilutedbeanibeans]

miserable existence

[phoenixcatch7]

Been reading some ff7 stuff and it's mostly sephiroth based and like... It's so funny seeing people write his thigh length hair, they never get it right.

'he wrapped his hair in a towel on his head-' I appreciate the thought but I can promise you that that hair is coming out the end of the towel and still dripping cold water down his spine despite having been wrung out five times.

'leaving it to dry -' babe it'll be still sopping in six hours and it's incredibly heavy when wet. I don't care how sleek his hair is it's going to frizz if he steps one foot outside in that condition.

'Haha the bottle of shampoo and conditioner every time rumour isn't true-' the shampoo, no, but the conditioner? You'd be surprised!! Not to mention whatever hair oils he uses to prevent all that loose hair matting in seconds!

'he quickly dried his hair-' no.