#why does he do thid

[the-offside-rule]

Carlos Sainz Jr (Scuderia Ferrari) - Get A Grip

Requested: via wattpad

Prompt: Carlos was a huge red flag during their relationship and then when Y/n glows up after they breakup, he tries to get back with her but she was having none of it because she was seeing another driver on the grid (you can choose)

Warnings: Carlos getting eaten alive (not actually just...metaphorically) AND THID IS A GIVEN BUT THIS IS COMPLETELY FICTIONAL

Monaco 2022. Y/n sat with her boyfriend in a nightclub as his shiny P2 trophy stood proudly on the table, surrounded by bottles and glasses. Y/n smiled uncomfortably as her boyfriend laid his arm around her shoulders and charted happily with his engineers. Yn played with the rings on her fingers, catching the attention of her boyfriend. Well that wasn't true. The engineer he was talking to noticed it and told Carlos. That made it worst. "You okay?" Carlos asked. Y/n nodded. "Is this one of those tricks where you say you are but you aren't?" She nodded again. "Well, whats wrong then?" He asked harshly. "I don't want to be here." She told him. Carlos reached into his pocket and pulled out the card to their room. "I'll be up in an hour. Order yourself food or something." She held her card in her hand, staring at it blankly. "Carlos, I want you to come with me."

"I don't want to leave yet." Carlos replied. "But I came here, not wanting to go out." Y/n said. "I got a podium. Of course I'm going to go out." Carlos scoffed. "You got podiums last season and we stayed in and had dinner. Why can't we do that?" She asked desperately. "Because we're in Monaco-" She cut him off"You got a podium in Monaco last year too!"

"Y/n, get a grip." Y/n felt her heart shattering. "What?" She asked. "Well, Im your boyfriend. I don't know how I am meant to help you with this." Carlos took another swig of his glass and set it down. "You could try and reassure me maybe. Just a thought!" She stood up and left, hearing Carlos call after her, but stopping after a single try.

"I don't know what to do Lily." Y/n sobbed in the bathroom. "I would dump him." Lily said, moving a piece of Y/n's behind her hair. "I- I can't see myself without him." Y/n sniffled. "Look, I couldn't see myself without Alex, sweetie, but if he spoke to me that way I'd find a way to be without him." It seemed so easy for Lily. Y/n physically couldn't think of a life where Carlos wasn't around. "I can't." Lily gave her fellow wag a sympathetic smile and hugged her. "Come on. Let's go. We don't want people seeing you like this."

Y/n and Lily walked through the dancing crowd, making their way to the VIP area where all the drivers stayed. As the security opened the red rope for the ladies to walk through,their eyes set on "What we're you doing with that girl?" Y/n asked, looking at Carlos with eyes full of rage. "She wanted a photo and we got a photo." Carlos said. "You kissed her on the cheek." Carlos groaned. "Wow, a kiss on the cheek. This is what I mean, you always-" She didn't like after that. It was seeing Carlos finally doing what everyone was telling her he does. "I'm done." She mumbled. "What?" Carlos asked. "I- I'm done." Carlos' face dropped. "Y/n-" She turned and walked away, leaving that life behind her. She would never let another man treat her the way he did again.

After the break up was announced, a lot of news came out about Carlos. A lot from girls he supposedly slept with at races Y/n didn't attend. How they all allegedly were invited to races Y/n wouldn't be at, and even some that Y/n was at. Regardless of if she was there or not, he cheated. God knows what would have happened if Y/n hadn't left the bathroom I Monaco. Maybe he would have gone further with that "fan". All she could do right now, was simply move on and build a life without him. And that was exactly what she did.

The 2023 summer break had finished and Carlos had partied more or less every weekend, racking up a body count but not wanting any of the girls to stay. He miled for photos and signed things for fans as he entered the paddock. As he walked on, past the flash mob and fans, another driver caught his attention. He heard the cameras flashing and turned to see Max walking in with a girl. It wasnt the girlfriend he had back at testing, she was different and he could tell by the colour of the hair. He pulled a face but continued walking to the Ferrari hospitality. He watched through the tinted windows to get a closer look. "Who are we stalking?" Charles asked, standing beside his teammate. "Max has a new girlfriend." Carlos muttered. "You're sure it's not the same as testing?" Charles asked. "No, the hair is different. So is the style." Carlos replied. "Hair dye, hired a stylist." Charles chuckled. "No, believe me. She's different! Look!" Carlos and Charles' gaze fell onto the girl holding hands with Max as the both laughed with eachother. Charles looked over to Carlos, waiting to see the moment realisation would settle in. "Is that-" He paused. Y/n.

"Well...she's a different girl." She was. Not only was she not the girl Max brought to testing, but she was barely even the girl Carlos had once dated. She changed immensely. She went back to her natural hair colour, instead of having it dyed and she changed her style. Her whole aura was different. "She is. Do you think Max has something to do with it?" He asked. "Or maybe your breakup." Carlos turned to Charles. "I'll go." Charles mumbled.

As the weeks passed, Carlos got sick of seeing Max winning, because it meant he'd see Y/n kissing him before he went to the podium each and every time, each time met with Carlos rolling his eyes.

In Qatar, Carlos didn't start and so he sat watching the race instead. As he walked through the paddock club, he spotted Y/n sipping a drink at a table with Jos. He didn't know what was happening, but he found himself walking over towards the table and before he could stop himself, he found himself shaking hands with Jos and having small talk as Y/n simply looked at him, Carlos looking back. "I need to go to the garage now, Carlos but it was nice catching up." Jos smiled as he turned to Y/n. "I'll see you there." Jos said to Y/n as she nodded. Jos left, leaving Carlos and Y/n to fill awkward silence. As Carlos stood there, watching the formation lap, he decided to speak.

"You know drivers move quickly." Carlos said to her. He face palmed himself in his mind. Why would he say that?! "Like how quickly you moved on from me?" Carlos clenched his jaw. Even when they weren't together, she drove him crazy. "You'd think you would have learned from the first driver." Y/n nodded. "The driver that has more bodies to his name than podiums? Yes. Of course." She rolled her eyes and went to walk away, but Carlos took hold of her hand. "Stop being like this. You were nothing like this with me, ever." Carlos said sternly. Y/b pulled her hand from his grip. "That was before you cheated. I've changed and you only think you have." He grabbed her again. This time when she looked back to him, the white in his eyes had turned as tears threatened to fall. "Carlos? Whats-"

"I- I can't find your face in these girls I try to be with. I need you. I miss you." Y/n swallowed the lump in her throat as she was faced with Carlos, crying. It was the first time she'd ever seen him crying but she knew exactly what she had to do. "Carlos-" Y/n began, regrettfully caressing his face, a soft smile on her lips. A spark of hope lit up in Carlos' heart. "Get a grip." She whispered, before turning and walking back to the Red Bull garage to watch her boyfriend go onto win his third World championship.

And Carlos watched in envy as Y/n kissed Maxs helmet, just as she once did to his. Get a grip. It was his yurn turn get a grip.

[changisworld]

shall we talk about this ad i just saw for a vibrator that connects to the phone and can be controlled ANYWHERE in the world and why does it feel like it's something minho would love to put his hands on? It would be better if it was panties that way he could play it at the most random moments

OH MY GOD first of all i am now dying for thid vibrator cuz thst just sounds like a DREAMWTF someone feel free to buy me it & help me use it🙏

Second of all this fr has me drooling at the mouth cuz he would be SO SNARKY & PROUD OF WHAT HE JS DOING

Will definitely press it when hes on tour & he knows you have chores to do, meetings to go to or even while you’re taking your daily nap (you tell him as soon as you put it inside it’s new home which is basically every minute of every day cuz duh)

will text you as he activates it, acting as if he isn’t pushing you towards the millionth orgasm of the day despite it not even hitting noon & LOOVVESSS to call you just so he can hear you try to keep yourself composed, not wanting leeknow to get the satisfaction of knowing what he is doing to you (it’s never worked & never will, he knows you far too well)

WILL BE OBSESSED WITH TORMENTING YOU by sitting across from you on the couch or in the kitchen as you’re pawing at him, begging him to stop edging/overstimulating you & just give you what you really want but leeknow is a big meanie & just laughs at you

“just one more for me, jagi, you can do that for me, right?”

[graceful-not]

SORRY IM INSANE??????? WHAJT THE FUCK??? I CANT EVEN FOCUS ON WHATEVE NYA AND JAY ARE DOING RIGHT NOW THERE'S ANOTHER FUCKING ZANE???? MY BOY???? EXHO???? DI WE EVER SEE HIM AGAIN??? ISTG IF THEY JUST LEAVE HIM IN THIS LIGHTHOUSE AFTER THIS WHY ARE THEY NOT FREAKING OUT?!?????? HE WAS STUCK HERE THIS WHOLE TIME?? WHY DID DR JULIEN NOT SAY ANYTHING IM INSANE?!?!?? HES SO RUSTED IM. I. ok I actually really like the steampunk vibes VS zanes more modern ones but HUH???? JULIEN JUST LEFT HIM HERE?!?!??? ok good they're fixinyg him up but ????? WHYAT???? I LITERALLY. HUH. HUH SO DOES ZANE HAVE ABROTHER THEN??? IVR NEVRR HEARD OF TJIS GUY WHICH MEANS HE ISNT RLLY IMPORTANT BUT I. THERE ARE SO MABY GODDAMN IMPLICATIONS THIS SHOULD BE SO IMPORTANT I. WHY ARE THEY BRUSHING THIS OFF??? I UUST GOOGLED IT AJD HE WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ARC BUT IT WAS TOO COMPLIXATED SO THEY CUT IT??? WHY ADD HIM??? THE ROLE COULD BE FULFILLED BY TAI-D WHY WOULD YOU GIVE ME TJIS AND THEM RIP IT AWAY FRO ME. IM SO WORKED UP IM DOING THE FLAPPY HAND STIM AND I /NEVER/ DO THE FLAPPY HAND STIM. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. IM INSANE ABOUT ECJO?? AND THEN THEY JUST LEAVE HIM??? I DJONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NADAKHAN WHRE IS MY BOY? MY SON?? WAS HE JUST IN THE SECRET BASEMENT WHILE JULIEN GREETED THE OG ZANE?!?????? I CAN'T DO THID WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS SO TRAGIC. WHERE IS HE GIVE HIM BACK TO.ME. WHY WERE THEY ACTING LIKE HES JUST SOME CONVENIENT WEAPON OR TOOL HES A WHOLE ASS PERSON?? LIKE THEYRE SO NONCHALANT ABOUT IT ALL "aww awesome we have another Zane at our disposal!" HES A WHOLR PERSON. HE HAS FEEKINGS??? LIKE HE FEELS THINGS HES NOT JUST A COOL WEAPON??? IF THAT WAS A HUMAN CHILD THEYD HAVE BROUGHT HIM WITH THEM???? I CANT DO THIS WHAT THE FUCK

ECHO ECHO ECHO MY SON IS BACK MY BOY MY SON MY DARLING MY SWEETHEAR COME HERE I NEED TO PICK YOU UP AND KISSYS YOU. he seems. okay with being in there??? has he ever left the lighthouse??????? does he KNOW what's out there??? HE CANT HAVE UNTIL JULIEN LEFT BC OF THE KRAKEN THING SO??? HAS HE EXPLORED SINCE THEN IS THAT WHY HE SEEMS SO CONTENT THERE??? HE DOESNT MIND BEING LEFT THERE?!???? I DONT UNDERTSTAND. HES JUST CHILL. LIKE *salutes* yessir! NO ECHO!! ASJ QUESTIONS!! I LOVE YOU BUT RHAT WHOLE SEQUENCE WAS FOR NO REASON HE ADDS NOTHING TO THE REPLACEMENT NINJA TEAMM. WHY DID THEY GIVE ME THIS WHOLE ASS CHARACTER WITH 300000 IMPLICATIONS AND THEN JUST NOT MAKE HIM RELEVANT AT ALL!! HE DIDNT EVER NEED TO BE THERE I HONESTLY WISH HE DIDNT EXIST BC NOW IM GONNA BE THINKING ABT HIM FOREVER!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!! ZANE WHY ARE YOU CHILL ABOUT HIS EXISTENCE "I see you brought some friends" YOU SHOULD BE FREAKING YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!! WHAT THE FUCK???? YOUR DAD BUILT THAT DUDE THATS SO FUCKED UP. TJATS UR BROTHER. THATSUR FUCKING BROHTER. AND THEN THEY JUST RESET TIME???? SO HES STILL IN THAT GODDAMN LIGHTHOUSE IM INSANE??? HES STILL IN THERE IS HE FUCKING ALIVE??!???? WHAT??? IS HE OKAY??? IM INSANE IM LITERALLY INSANE. AND UR TELLING ME TJEY NEVER MENTION OR DO ANYTHING WITH HIM AGAIN?!??? IM INSANE ABOUT THIS. IM INSANE. I CANT DO THIS WHAT THEFUCKN????? AUUAUAUAU. WHAT? HUH. WHATA???I need to find contebt of him right nowwhy is it all just shipping with Morro. good for them I guess but I don't CARE about the gay ghost what the FUCK is echos DEAL!!! WHAT IS UP WITH HIM???? ITS LITERALY ALL CITRUSSHIPPING ART WHERE IS ANY SPECULATIVE LORE??? WHAT ABOUT HIM AND ZANE WHATS THEYRE DEAL WHAT IF THEY METM WOULD TJEY BE BROTHERS?? IM HAVING SO MANY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW. Zane deserves a little bro dude... another one I mean. falcon and Tai-D can be bestfriends. I'm insane I'm fucking insane. I love Morro and all but goddamn that's really all there is here shdbsjdb. it's cute and all but very "what if errytjung was ok and they were alive and we didn't have to worry about canon" but WHAT ABOUT THE OTHERS??? DO JAY ABD NYA JUST NEVER TELL ANYONE?!?!?? THATS A WHOLE ASS SAPIENT BEING??? HES LITERALY CONSCIOUS??? WHAT THE FUCK. YOU LEFT A WHOLE ASS PERSON BEHIND THATS SO FUCKED UP. IM INSANE.

[callmelyc]

Just gonna start cross posting every single bit of Twitter nonsense soooo

Lance joining Keith on blade missions post war and calling him "Captain" in the most flirty tone. He does this during meetings and such just to make Keith blush or stutter in his words.

The first time lance does this it catches Keith so far off guard his reaction isn't at all subtle.

"Excuse me, Captain~" Lance all but purrs the title in that lovely lilting tone of his and Keith damn near chokes on his own spit right in front of a room of BOM personel.

He clears his throat best he can trying to gather himself- because what the fuck- "y...yes Lance?"

"What if we went in teams of two? That way at least two people could tackle that northern section there."

Keith turns to look at the map, fluster momentarily forgotten, and sees Lance is right it would make more sense.

So plans are changed with unanimous agreement and things move on.

The flirtatious captain is forgotten until it happens again, this time in the halls.

Keith is talking to a commander for one of the resistance outpost when he feels a presence slide into his side so smooth and efficiently he nearly ignores it.

He knows it's lance, it always was, and he's more surprised by the fact Lance stays so silent.

It's not until the Commander, a man named Zyre, starts to comment on lack of trust that Lance speaks up before Keith can even get a word.

"Excuse me Commander but I can assure you Captain Kogane has it all under control" he says it with a charming smile that seems to ease all of Zyres worries.

Keith never knows how he managed it with such ease and simplicity, to calm someone's worries as if it's his living purpose.

He watches as the two talk, ending with a light laugh and a kind goodbye.

As the commander leaves Lance turns to look at him, blue eyes sparkling like the ocean "what's wrong Captain?" And there it is again that flirtatious sing song of his title that makes Keith gulp. A tanned hand smoothly slides up Keiths arm making his mouth run dry "cat got your tongue?"

Keith fights the flaming blush rising up his cheeks, he turns to rush away in place of a reply knowing it was far more incriminating thid way.

If he hears Lances twinkling laughter as he turns the corner Keith makes nothing of it.

The third time is, unfortunately for Keith, during a joint BOM and Atlas meeting.

Griffin was arguing the benefit of using some of his crew alongside one of the other branches of the resistance and it was draining Keith's patience to no end.

Sure they get along now, somewhat, but that didn't mean he found James particularly pleasant to listen to.

He drones on and on about the efficiency and things he'd already covered in his pitch but despite a good amount of the room being a tad annoyed no one seemed willing to stop him...yet

That's when Keith sees It, the look™ on Lances face and he knows oh God does he know.

Lance smiles when he notices he's caught Keiths eye and tosses him a knowing wink.

Keith fights everything in him not to groan as Lance shifts to cut Griffin off without even looking at the guy. Those blue eyes zeroing in on Keith from across the room with terrifying accuracy and focus.

"Captain Kogane" he says oh so sweetly it shuts everyone up in an instant. Lance even bats his lashes for extra effect because his new favorite thing to do is apparently publicly torture Keith.

"I-" Keith starts far too distracted to even notice the way some have started giggling at his demise. Too far gone for this boy that his loss for words is so heavy for something so small.

"You had a contact in that Sector didn't you? Why not utilize them?"

It's not until after the meeting that Keith realizes others have taken notice to Lances....well, whatever it is he's doing.

Keith tries to ignore the look, the whispers, the focus. He really does. But then Shiro has that shit eating grin on his face as he walks up next to him and Keith would rather be literally anywhere else.

"So Captain Kogane huh?" Shiro asks smugly.

Keith glares at him "shut it grandpa, he's just being respectful."

That makes shiro snort "yeah sure respectful is definitely the word for that."

Keith reserved to say nothing as they walked to the cafeteria and did his best to ignore every giggle and whisper thrown as he passes.

If he thought that was bad he wasn't ready for the way people mockingly called him Captain at lunch. They'd say it with that same flirty lit and over the top gestures that made his skin crawl. Its not in a mean way, he knows. It's more in the they were clearly mocking Lances tone kind of way and Keith found that unacceptable.

It irked him to no end. If they were gonna poke fun at him fine! But don't bring lance into it.

So Keith did the only rational thing left. He left the cafeteria.

He tracked down Lance because even if he was the cause of the teasing Lance was still far better company than anyone else on this god forsaken ship.

He found him in the ships artificial courtyard humming to himself as he played with the vines.

He sits next to Lance enjoying the simplicity of the moment since they usually don't get much time like this and returns the smile Lance throws his way. It's comforting when they're together like this. Just the two of them with no prying eyes or mission discussions.

"What brings you here Samurai? I would've thought you'd eat lunch with Shiro."

Keith huffs a bit "with everyone jokingly calling me Captain I'd rather sit somewhere relaxing."

Lance frowns "do...do you not like being called Captain?"

Keith looks at lance dumfounded, he's unable to reply before lance continues "should I stop?"

"NO!"

The two look at eachother wide eyed for a moment.

A beat pases.

Two.

Lances surprise fades into a small smirk, a dangerous understanding filling his eyes "oh so you do like it when I call you Captain?"

"I- well..." He stutters trying to fight the rising heat on his ears. Keith wouldn't dare admit it out loud he can't. He can't give lance a weapon like this, his heart wouldn't survive.

But despite the lack of voicing his agreement Lance picks up on it anyways. Those sharp eyes always on target, lazer focused, and amused much to Keiths dismay.

Lance chuckles standing to leave "well, I'll see you around then Captain~"

And Keith has never wanted to smack himself more for being such an oblivious idiot.

[shoezuki]

Shoe im too sleep deprived to go zooming on all those screenshots and redownloadong the bird app, may i ask what is happening w the dream drama u posted? I love ur summaries, they make me laugh about things i am gratefully unaware of

My beloved anon im sorry it took me this long. But i am lazy. No other reason really. So i am now chronicling this dhit on my phone. And oh fuck dude is it a trip

SO. this fuckery began with quackity announcing the QSMP. He did so on the 17th of march and whatever the fuck. He mentioned it earlier than this (edit: just checked but the First announcements was the 10th)

And this is all great. New server that fucks. But what truly started all this. Was dream's tweet on his private twitter.

Im gonna try to be kinda impartial qnd jus. Explain it all as is but first i gotta say who says this shit lmao. So quackity announces his new project and is very passionate about it, he tweets more on his alt(?) About how much it means to him to bring his two languages spanish and english together. And dream on private is like 'wow cool! Guys dont get mad at me when i announce the same thing later tho haha' its just so weird.

But anyways. The usmp wasnt even A Thing. Only written instance of dream makin a multilingual server was in a tweet defending himself from copying quackity. (Altho he allegedly mentions in streams or whatever wanting yo do things w other ppl from other languages? But that shit dont count n im not diggin audio n videos out fuck that).

The actual, official announcement of dream makin a usmp was april 2nd (idk why this says the 3rd but whatever) wherein he announces the 'first multilingual smp' with a list of languages that will be on it such as portugese, spanish, english, russian, etc. And that it has live translation.

The same day, quackity releases a tweet labelling the qsmp as the 'first multilingual smp' and that he is introducing a live translation system to it. Mr beast connects that the usmp and qsmp are similar to which dream responds. Quackity doesnt respond, nor does he acknowledge the usmp at all.

Dream's response is essentially theyre different in that qsmp is spanish and english, he announced his live translator first, they had 'similar good ideas'.

So. This sparked a lot of drama and discussion. Because of the 'first multilingual' bit in that people began discrediting qsmp as it was 'only' english and spanish, and therefore was bilingual and not multilingual. Altho others countered thid by saying quackity himself called it a multilingual server in his streams. Not to mention the idea that the translator was copied but regardless both those things are kinda stupid arguments and just drama inspired by the comparisons.

More notably is that dream team were making fun of the 'first multilingual server' bit after this. Dream was liking some jokes at it as well

Dream also liked some. Vaguely sexual/romantic 'they should just kiss already' art of him and quackity?

Also after this dream started somewhat addressing/replying to quackity more. Quackity didnt respond to any of it.

Dream also tweeted this on his private the day after

Most narrowed in on the 'this wouldnt have happened without quackity' and was often interpretted as dream saying quackity HELPED him w it in some way or that there was more collab behind the scenes but we will find that to be false. Because. On april 27th. Dream dropped his magnum opus. Which i will include in one screenshot.

Anyways i seriously encourage reading the full thing here because its. Something. Theres so much. It is literally 1.7k words. A lot of it is repetitive but i will. Try. To summarize it.

Essentially dream is writing that he has been trying to contact quackity for some time now with no response. He has been messaging him about how theyve ended up with similar servers (therefore noting that neither one know of the other). This gets nothing. Dream tries contacting quackity more publically with jokes. Nothing. He starts going through secondary sources by talkin to ppl to message quackity for him (i think some people who dream knows that are on the qsmp. Unsure who) but quackity doesnt say shit. Dream is being absolutely ghosted.

Im also noting this last paragraph in his first tweet where he describes being 'taken back' when quackity announces the qsmp live translator after his usmp announcement, because he 'knew it would cause more drama'.

He says he messages quackity so they can plan how to deal with the 'vitriol' between the teo 'communities' and that the drama can be solved with 'communication'. He is ghosted. He also mentions that he puts the usmp 'on hold' in the 2nd tweet so it all can be dealt with and he can 'extend love and support to quackity'. Most notably he says that its alluded that quackity wouldnt let ppl who were on the usmp couldnt be on the qsmp which dream tries to say makes sense for quackity to do.

Theres apparently a fucking image limit on the tumblr app which ive hit so i am now not using images and speedrunning this shit. But im quoting this one thing exactly as its most important:

"That being said, I’ve seen the communities split against each other and have tons of hate build around this and around the speculations of peoples motives and friendships and so on, and it’s really really harmful to the community as a whole. I have seen more threats, doxing, fights, slander, and hate between a bunch of fan bases that I’ve seen in a very long time. I personally have experienced an elevated level of in real life threats & stalkers & even had the police involved in somebody showing up at my house, & even putting trackers on my family vehicles, surrounding this drama, for the first time since pre-face reveal. That’s really why I feel like I have to say something about it despite me wanting to avoid any kind of serious talk about all of this, especially even talking about communication publicly feels wrong but necessary in this instance. I never like to air out anything that feels or is private, but I feel like in this case it’s really important for my fan base to be aware of my intentions, motives, thought process, and how we got to where we are. I’ve always been a creator that’s very open with my fan base about everything going on in my life and this is a massive thing right now for my friends & me"

His last tweet begins with him saying he 'doesnt want anymore drama' and ends eith him saying he loves quackity and believes this is all just a miscommunication.

Now, obviously, shit blew up. Hes been ratiod a few times by people meming it. Ive seen many people on quackity's 'side' saying that the usmp doesnt even exist yet, dream is the one causing drama, etc. And people on dream's 'side' saying quackity is being horrible and needs address this because its caused dream to be in danger. Most importantly. Quackity didnt address it at all.

But then quackity announced he was going live in an hour. And a lot assumed hed say something. But he didnt. His stream was roughly 15 minutes long and it was entirely quackity announcing that he was introducing brazilian/portugese speaking streamers onto the qsmp.

Anyways. Theres a lot of details but my hand hurts now. A big thing is whether qsmp or usmp was 'first'. Imo theres a lot more pointing towards quackity having had this is store for a longass time, as he had been hinting and a project of his for months and more notably the qsmp is so organized and put together i doubt he couldve had it finished up 'after' dream as dream's nonexistent server was an idea he got after that squidcraft thing in early March i think?

More recently (i think today) i saw that quackity apparently took two emojis off his twitch that were dream roblox characters and i saw people freaking out in r/dwt2 about how quackity could be so petty? But ya. My condolences if youve read all this.

[echantedtoon]

Demon Bride Ch15 Of Reading And Memories P2

 (Warning: Kaigaku does have some wounds and some blood is mentioned, mentioning of wounds. The poem Akaza uses is linked below.

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"You...Your blood...It smells of peach blossoms....I like that."

The last thing he was expecting when he came back to rest from a strenuous day was to be lured back by the sweet scent of the beautiful bud he came to appreciate. He figured Kyogai's little minions had somehow grown some in the garden considering that's where the smell was coming from but it was very...faint. Which was odd. In fact he didn't even smell a trace of it until he was just passing by the garden on his way back from the kitchen, but there was no mistaking the smell of the sweetened fruits he's come to know and fond over so well. His day had been extremely testing of his patience anyways, so why shouldn't he pop in and make the pathetic underlings hand them over to him? After all HE was the one who was doing all the protecting and patrolling for them and he over ranked all of them including Kyogai so it's not like they could do anything about it really. ...Plus he was tired of the kitchen just serving nothing but soups and pathetic stewed vegetables. Seriously, did no one know how to cook a good wild boar?! Or did Kyogai just never import any meats!? Those peaches were rightfully deserved by him! What he hadn't expected was the sudden shift in smell the closer he got to the source of the smell. And the reality of what it actually was made him irritated and snort the sweet smell from his nostrils.

It wasn't peaches!

It was peach blossoms!

Flowers!! He had gotten sidetracked by rotten flowers! What a waste of his time! He was more annoyed now, but then a thought hit him. Why would someone around here even have peach blossoms in the first place if they didn't have any peaches? It didn't make any sense. What did make sense was for him to investigate further into this matter not only because it confused him, but also because if there was any peaches about he absolutely wanted them and would have them even if he had to use force. But what he had come onto stumped him more than the smell itself. He wasn't expecting to stumble onto Y/n reading a book of all things to some snot nosed brats and their mom!...How'd she even get out here in the first place!? Did someone carry her? Dont tell him she walked there!! He was starting to get angry again. But all of that was put to the back of his mind when he smelt the scent. Stronger. More potent than before. It was drawing him to it almost mindlessly and he could care less about the little brats screams when he just marched up behind them startling them into shrieking in fright and running to clutch onto their mother. He just found the source of the smell.

Blood. HER blood. 

Pinpointed to a small harmless cut on her right index finger. Well that didn't stop him from grabbing her hand, the sweet, sweet smell intoxicating enough to be classified as it's own poison. Blue and black eyes stared at the small still open cut on her fingertip, pupils blowing thin like a cat's as he lightly growled.

"Hmph. That's a neat trick. So how'd you do it? Do humans smell like fruit after consuming the food or something? And why are you bleeding anyways?''

Well.... this certainly was the last thing you would expect. In fact it was quite surprising, enough so that it made you drop the book onto the grassy ground, your wrist entrapped by Kaigaku's hand tightly. Almost enough to be painful but not quite. You just sat there stunned at first as he stared at you...Before frowning into a scowl.

"Kaigaku, what on earth do you think you're doing!?", you demanded and in one yank you were able to pull your arm from his grip-

Kaigaku paused blinking.

.....You were able to pull your hand out of his grip?

He paused more as you...stood up?? You stood straight up your other hand rubbing your wrist with a small hiss escaping your mouth as you glared daggers at him....How were you able to stand right now?

"ACK-" He leaned back with a blink as a firm prod poked him suddenly in the middle of his forehead. It didn't hurt him, no. Nothing a human could do could really harm him (at least nothing permanent) but he was off guard enough to yelp and smack a hand to his temples where Y/n had poked him. Followed by his own scowl and mini growl aimed at her. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!?"

"FOR ALL THE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS YOU CAUSED ME!! THAT'S 'WHAT'!?", Y/n snapped back at him pointing making him blink at her hand, "AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU'VE CAUSED ME YOU WALKING PIG'S ARSE!!" 

He flinched as your hand then pushed him back next. Strong enough to push him back one step. ONLY ONE STEP but still a step. Wait-....You were able to push him back a step?

"I STAY RIGHT ACROSS FROM YOUR ROOM!! ARE YOU A FULL OF SO MUCH ENERGY THAT YOU MUST KEEP ME UP ALL NIGHT AND WAKE ME UP SO EARLY IN THE MORNING!? AND IT'S NOT JUST NIGHT OR EARLY MORNING THAT YOU DO IT TOO!! YOU'RE LOUD AT ALL TIMES OF THE DAY!!! I CAN HEAR YOUR FITHY MOUTH THROUGH MY WALLS AND IT'S BOTH ANNOYING AND DISTRACTING AND MOST OF ALL RUDE!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET BETTER IF I CAN'T SLEEP THROUGH YOUR RAMBLING!?"

He ...blinked again. ...Before shaking his head and opening his mouth-

"If you say anything vulgar in front of these children or their mother, so help me I'll have Kyogai contact whomever your 'Master' is and personally tell him everything you've done!"

THAT made Kaigaku's eyes widen before he scowled again. "Are you threatening me?" He growled in such a low tone that it might've been threatening but....You....Weren't afraid?? No. Instead Y/n  placed her hands on her hips.

"No. I'm not threatening anyone. I'm just telling you exactly what I...would..." Purple eyes blinked as she paused. Her eyes gaining a look as if she was thinking 'Wait a moment', before they slowly widened and the scowl slowly melted away along with any annoyance on her face. He rose a brow at her reaction before she just blatantly pointed to his cheek. "You're bleeding!"

"....Huh?" A black nailed hand reached up to rub at his cheek. A small sting of pain came from his cheek and when he pulled back his hand, there was some red copper smelling liquid smeared lightly on it. "Oh yeah. Forgotten I had it."

"What happened to you!?"

"Tch." He rolled his eyes. Now Y/n was concerned all of a sudden? Humans were so dam weird. "Nothing I couldn't handle. Some dam idiot decided to challenge me to a Blood Battle for my title while I was out." Idiot. He didn't even follow the rules!! "The moron didn't want to wait for one of the Upper Moons to oversee the battle as witness per the rules, so I had to take care of that problem. Like I said nothing I couldn't handle." Although the idiot had slashed open his cheek. He must've had some kind of poison in his claws because his cheek was healing much slower than it normally would. Which is why he came here-

Y/n's index finger, which STILL had an open cut, directly touched the cut on his cheek. Getting some of the red blood on her own finger. "Does it hurt-"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, WOMAN!?" He cried out and y/n blinked as he took a massive step back, instinctively reaching a hand behind him to grip the Katana handle hidden behind his head. "ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO ANNOY ME AT THIS POINT!?"

...The scowl was back on her face. "NO YOU DUNCE!! I WAS JUST TRYING TO SEE IF YOU WERE ALRIGHT!!"

"Oh! And now why would the human of all people want to do that?"

"Because I don't want to see you hurt!" He paused. "Believe it or not, I don't like to see anyone hurt especially someone who helped me out of danger's reach." She gestured at him. "You need to be more careful to not let wounds linger and take care of them." 

He stared still at you blankly. Dumbly...and when you still didn't get an answer out of him, you sighed and even reached up to rub your face. Why? ...WHY must all these things happen to YOU of all people? Thousands of people in your lands and you had to be the single human to wind up in this situation. And why were demons so insistent on waiting for their wounds to magically heal up instead of taking care of themselves? First it was Kyogai with the wounds on his back and now Kaigaku was acting like a spoiled child who didn't get the sweets he wanted. The only difference was that Kyogai had listened and let Eri treat him after you asked him to let her, but something told you Kaigaku would more likely say 'Please' than listen to anyone trying to help him. Sigh....Well you couldn't just sit by and in good conscience let him stay hurt. Could you? No. So when your purple eyes just happened to scan behind him as he still stared, and saw the small garden's stream, you began to it. Kaigaku blinked as Y/n just casually stepped aside him and walked right on past him.....WAIT!! SINCE WHEN COULD SHE WALK LET ALONE STAND BY HERSELF!? Y/n walked all the way over to the small stream that was present and there she stood for a moment as he just stared at her...before Rasing a brow as she began doing something he couldn't see.

"Hey! What the hell are you doing?"

He got no reply which irked him more.

"Are you deaf!? I said what are-"

RRIIIIIPPPP!!! He was interrupted by the sounds of what sounded like cloth being torn and Y/n all of a sudden knelt down to dip a balled up fist into the water.

"....Seriously. What ARE you doing!?"

Y/n still didn't answer as she lifted her hand back out of the water squeezing an object clenched within her fingers, and he finally saw what it was. It was a piece of cloth the same color as the plain Kimono she wore. Water dripped from the cloth as she squeezed it before giving it a few shakes and standing back up, turning as she did to face him. And he found out where the cloth came from when he saw the clear rip in her other sleeve from where it must've been ripped from. With a serious face, she approached him. Arms outstretched to his face and cloth dripping wet. 

"Hold still!"

Kaigaku jumped back another step as you approached. "I'll ask again. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

"I'm going to clean your cut. DUH!"

"HELL NO!! I'M NOT LETTING YOU TOUCH ME!!!"

"Then take this and clean the cut yourself!" You said thrusting the cloth back at him making him take another step back, his back facing the tree. "The least you can do is take care of yourself."

"It'll heal on it's own! I don't need random humans fretting over me like you are!" Another step back-

"What is with men and insisting they're fine when they're clearly bleeding!? JUST TAKE THE CLOTH!!" You kept your hand forward to him as you stepped forward, making him again step back away from you,...and you paused. Kaigaku's back would end up hitting the tree if he kept backing up and didn't look where he was going...That was an idea. So you kept stepping. "Here! Just take it! I won't even have to touch you then!''

"NO! As if I'll rub my face with anything that touched human skin for a long period of time!" Just a few more steps to go.

"Stop being a big baby and just take it or hold still so I can do it!"

"I ALREADY SAID NO!! LEAVE ME ALONE!! FUCK OFF!!"

"You came and bothered me first! And not until you're taken cared of!"

"What is with you and-" His back came into contact with something hard and his head turned to see that he had backed up into the tree Y/n had been previously leaning against. Taking this chance, you leapt forward closing the distance between you both and reaching your hand out. The sudden movement made him snap back his face to you inhumanly fast. "THE FUCK ARE YOU-"

The words died on his tongue as soon as it hit him. An overpowering smell of blossoms. PEACH blossoms. It caught him so off guard that it stunned him for a moment, and he stood there in surprise but nothing could catch him more off guard then what he saw and felt next. A velvet like softness touched his face, like nothing he had ever really felt before, like a Featherly gentleness just gingerly keeping him put in place as beautiful lilac purple orbs pierced through the veils of flowers and gentle rain pierced through blood staining his skin, wiping it away like a gentle rain refreshing the dirtied earth once more.

"There. See? It's not so bad," you spoke gently like you would to a scared child, even smiling at the silent Kaigaku who did not dare move. One hand cupping his unharmed cheek to keep his head still, while the other gently rubbed the cloth over his cut on his other cheek. It didn't look very serious or deeply slashed and the bleeding had stopped long ago, thank goodness, but it needed to be cleaned as did the smeared blood around it. You supposed the blood wasn't too smudged on because it all came off rather quickly when you ran the wet cloth around the cut before directly cleaning said cut. All the while Kaigaku did not move an inch, not even flinching when you finished cleaning him up. When all was said and done, you released him and took a step back to give him small smiling. "See? It didn't take that long, and now your wound looks so much better."

He still didn't react to what you said, but he did blink and looked down when you all of a sudden grabbed one of his hands and rose a brow at it. His hands still had some smudged red on it from when he rubbed at his cheek earlier, and he finally flinched when you began running the still wet cloth over the small stains.

"W-WHAT A-A-ARE YOU DOING!?," he finally managed to bark out, instinctively balling his fists against your hold.

"I'm cleaning all the blood off you....And stop that! You're crushing my fingers! Are you trying to hold my hand or something-"

"F-FUCK NO!!" Immediately the grip disappeared and his voiced raised just half a pitch higher. It made you raise your brows and glance at him..before continuing to wipe off his hand. "Y-YOU'RE FUCKING NUTS IF YOU THINK I'D WANT TO DO THAT WITH ANYONE!! LEAST OF ALL PEOPLE YOU!!"

"Goodness. Thank you so much for that reassurance." You rolled your eyes with a deadpanned tone before dropping his hand and holding up both of yours. "And you're all clean. See? It didn't take too long and it didn't harm you at all. Now did it?"

"Dam woman!" He hissed pulling his hand to himself almost defensively. "I swear if you didn't need so much time to heal, I would've just kicked you right o-"

"OK!! I FOUND IT!!" The cheery voice of Eri sing songed her way out as the spider looking demon came bounding out of the door, her box of medicines in hand. "Sorry it took me so long to find it, but I misplaced it, and Lord Kyogai pulled me aside for a progress report. But I found it now so I'll be able to-" She stopped both walking and talking when she saw the small spider family huddled together, as well as Kaigaku still with his back against the tree, and you standing directly in front of him. She stared for a while before speaking again. "Uh..L-Lord Kaigaku! I wasn't expecting you. Um...Did I miss something?"

"Nothing too important," you answered her before Kaigaku could even say something. "In fact you came back right on time." 

Kaigaku made to move- "ACK-"

Your hand shot out and grabbed him by the sleeve, yanking him back harder than he expected. "Would you tend to his cheek wound please? I'd rather know he was looked after."

"Um..." She looked between you and Kaigaku's deep scowl for a moment before shaking her head. "Um. Sure. It would be my pleasure."

You weren't sure why Kaigaku stayed still when Eri got that foul smelling green goop of hers out of her box and smeared it all over the cut on Kaigaku's cheek until he looked like he had a green blob just sitting on his face. Maybe he knew you'd fight him until he did get looked after. No matter. You were satisfied knowing that he was at least taken cared of. 

"That ought to be enough, but maybe we should have Eri take your temperature. Your face is red-" Your hand barely grazed his forehead before he yanked himself away from all of you and began stomping off towards the mansion again.

"FUCK OFF!! I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY OR ANYONE ELSE'S FOR THAT MATTER!!"

"Gods! A thank you would be nice!", you shouted after his stomping form annoyed. He ignored you of course, and didn't stop even when he disappeared back into the mansion. "What is his problem? Does he just like to annoy people?"

"Lord Kaigaku is....difficult. You shouldn't worry too much over him." Eri shook her head. "But what happened while I was gone?"

"Nothing but Kaigaku being annoying and rude again!"

"Ah...Well anyways since I have my kit here, I can take care of your papercut now."

"Huh? Oh. I forgot about that."

"Yes well-" You didn't fight Eri when she grabbed your hand even though you were still holding the cloth you used to clean off Kaigaku with. But Eri had paused seeing  your hand and blinking. "Huh? Hey. Your finger has already been cleaned of blood."

"Oh yeah. It must've happened when I dunked my hand in the stream." Eri rose a brow at you. "It's a long story."

"Well no matter. It'll save me the trouble of cleaning the cut then!" You agreed and watched as she looked when you stuck out your pointer finger and she looked at it...before again frowning. "...Was the cut on your other hand?"

"What? No, it was on this hand. Why?"

"Because there's no cut on this finger."

"What?" You looked to your finger and sure enough, Eri wasn't lying. There was indeed no cut on your finger. Blinking, you immediately held up your other hand and looked on your other pointer finger in case you had somehow remembered wrong and the cut was there instead. But there was no cut on that finger either. "I-...That doesn't make any sense! I had a cut just less than five mintues ago! I could still feel it's sting then!"

Eri, seeming to be at a loss for words, looked between you and your hands before just shrugging. "Well...It was just a tiny measly papercut. It must've healed by itself by now." She let go of your hand with a shrug. "We should just be glad it doesn't require any actual medical attention then!"

You blinked and just stared at your hands. "I...guess."

"Come on. You were in the middle of reading a story right? Let us calm down the children by reading some more. They seem frightened."

You shook your head. "R-Right. By the way, what did Kyogai want to ask you?"

"Oh don't worry about it. Nothing really." She waved you off. "It's not important anyways."

The busy mansion had become less busy now that January and mating season were finally over. Thank the gods. He wasn't sure how much he could take documenting the countless deaths and marriages that happened this year brought. His hands were used to working so it was rare that they would ever get sore or tired, but this year was a good contender for almost making it happen. So for now he could just sit back and relax while he wrote out his monthly report to be sent to the Master. He had to admit, his Master would probably be irked that this report was a little late because of the amount of work dogpiled onto him, but better late than never. The smell of ink was almost drowned out by the sent of cooked chicken and rice that had been presented to him for lunch just a moment ago. Good. He was starting to get pretty hungry. A pair of  chopsticks plucked a piece of a plump chicken meat from the bowl-....Before they were immediately placed back down with a sigh.

"I wonder what it is this time."

He heard him before he saw him. The angry stomping that got closer and closer until angry mumbles joined that sound and he could literally count the seconds until it happened- SLAM!!

"KYOGAI!!!"

The sliding door was slammed open and Kyogai sighed as the younger Upper Moon stomped his way inside. He didn't need to look up to find out who exactly it was. He couldn't have knocked?

"Good afternoon, Kaigaku. What is it that bothers you now?"

"WHAT WAS THAT PROGRESS REPORT FROM YOUR HEALER ABOUT THE HUMAN!?," the angry black haired demon demanded before stopping just in front of his desk. Arms crossed and glaring at him. "SHE'S TAKING TOO LONG TO HEAL AND I WANT TO KNOW WHY!!"

"Y/n."

"....What?"

"Her name is Y/n you know. Perhaps you should start calling her by her name instead of simply calling her 'The Human' all the time."

"Whatever! I want to know what's up with her!"

"*sigh* Nothing really. According to Eri, she's healing extremely well. It seems Enmu's medical teas are doing the trick. She's walking but I told Eri to make sure she doesn't try to do anything that'd put strain back on her body until Enmu comes back in a few weeks. But why are you so worried all of a sudden?"

"I'M NOT FUCKING WORRIED ABOUT THE HUMAN!!! I just wanted to know what was taking so long for her heal is all!!"

"Kaigaku, humans and our kind are vastly different. A simple heal for us will take weeks or months for them. We must be patient with our more fragile counterparts. She won't take too longer to heal anyhow. You could learn a thing or two of patience." He paused smelling a rather  foul smell. "...What's that smell?" Turning his head, he found the source noticing the green ointment smeared on his face. "Ah. I see you met Eri before coming here-...Why is your face red?" Was he that angry at something?

Kaigaku seemed to fumble for a moment looking almost startled before hissing. "NO!! IM FUCKING FINE!! I JUST NEEDED TO KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG WITH HER IS ALL!! ARE YOU SURE SHE'S NOT SICK IN THE HEAD!?"

"She's fine, and she's healing steadily. So there's nothing to stress yourself over about."

"Then why did you want a medical report?"

"To make sure things were fine and they are. And to ask something of Eri."

"What?!"

Instead of answering he just held up the food and of course, the younger demon yanked it out of his grasp. Kaigaku must've been rather hungry from whatever he had been doing because he began scarfing down his dinner almost as soon as he grabbed hold of it. Sigh. Too bad. He was looking forward to that meal. Oh well. He'll just have Mayla bring him an extra big dinner to make up for the lack of a meal.

"Akaza will be coming here in two to three days time to retreive the surviving Spider Family members-" Kaigaku stopped stuffing his face immediately, looking at him, cheeks puffed out full of food and a few pieces of rice sticking to his face. Messy. "-and escort them to Douma's cult." His brow rose as Kaigaku gulped down on said food. "...So I highly suggest being kind to Miss Y/n."

"Bah! Akaza's too soft hearted to weaklings-"

"You mean women and children? If I remember right last time you two met up, you insulted a woman in front of him and he proceeded to 'train' you until your hands couldn't hold your sword anymore." Kaigaku remained silent. "Like I said you best behave." When the other man looked away, Kyogai smiled and turned to finish writing his report.

"Tch! What do you two know anyways! After all, by law she's my fiance."

!? 

He stopped in his tracks again before snapping to Kaigaku stuffing his face again. "....Excuse me?"

He huffed smugly and almost proudly as he just continued stuffing his face. "Hmph. She's the one who offered something to me when I asked if she had a dowry, even if she didn't know what the implications were or not, by law that makes us engaged."

"WHAT!?" Kyogai scowled at him almost hissing. "That doesn't apply to this situation!"

"Oh really? How doesn't it?"

"You know how! She won't be here within a few weeks anyways! The Master would want us to fix your problem not add to it!"

"I know that!  But it's a fact you should know."

...Kyogai's brow rose higher. Not sure why Kaigaku felt the need to tell him that useless detail, but he would make sure to keep an especially closer eye on him from now on.

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"OW!"

Another papercut was gained to you, but this time on your other hand and just a little while after you had just gotten the last one.

"Hold still so I can bandage it for you. Then you can finish the poem you were reading."

Thank goodness Eri decided to start carrying her medical box again after the small incident.

"Spring is a season that radiates warmth, new beginnings, and positive energy. It denotes a calm and peaceful atmosphere with a clear blue sky. The days are radiant, lovely, and peaceful with a golden sun. When the land wakes up it becomes a good mother to all, delivering food and giving life to the darkness-"

A small white hand reached over into your vision and you smiled looking up at one of the children who pointed a finger at one word written and made some kind of noise in question before looking at you expectantly. 

"Oh! Atmosphere? That's just another name for the heavens."

It had been almost two days since Kaigaku's little tantrum and it seemed whatever you said to him made him shut up since you weren't woken up at random times in the middle of the night or kept up or woken up really early in the morning anymore!...Well almost shut up. You still heard him and saw him a few times cursing something or someone out before stomping off in anger. But those incidents only happened in the middle of the day and you weren't always present for them being outside more in the garden away from the inside. So it seemed at least something had gotten through that thick skull of his for once. In the meantime you still joined Eri in the garden and the girls and their mother had shown up again and again. The mother still seemed reluctant to be near you which was probably why she chose to sit near Eri instead but she didn't stop her children from interacting with you, and the children had seemingly grown bolder. Getting close enough to peek at the words inside the pages you held, one even pointing at a word she did not understand and making a sound in question before pointing to another and asking you the same noise. Although none of you noticed the approaching footsteps before they stopped in the doorway curious to what he suddenly saw.

"That's radiant. It's just another way of saying something is wonderful or beautiful or the like." You pointed at her. "Like you." Then at her sister. "And you."

You weren't sure if they could understand you or not but they both smiled at what they interpreted as a compliment and you smiled widely at them. With a smile still on your face you motioned to the book. "Shall I continue reading?" They made a few noises that sounded like a yes to you so you turned back to the book and started to read. "The days of long cold winters sleep has risen to make way to other corners of the lands for his sisters Spring and Summer to come take his place, and embrace us all in the treasures they bring. The strength-....Oh."

"What is it?," Eri asked as you just stared at the page you were on before you flipped a few good pages before stopping.

"That's where all the stories and poems end." You held up the book which still had plenty of pages read, but all of them were blank. "I guess whoever was writing in it didn't get to finish it yet." Come to think of it...Who WAS the one writing this book? The writing was all so detailed and beautifully done, so it was obvious that whoever wrote it was talented..You would ask Kyogai about it later today. "There's nothing else to read yet."

The girls made some kind of disappointed noise that was so like human it literally caught you off guard for a good moment ...before Eri frowned at them and chittered something you couldn't understand but she said, "Don't be like that! She can't help it if the rest wasn't written."

You didn't pay her much mind however. There was something that made you pause and it was the mother demon. She was looking away from all of you back towards the mansion and you wondered why-

"Well what would you say would finish that sentence about strength, Madam Y/n?"

You snapped back to Eri with a blink, not noticing the approaching footsteps stepping a top the soft grass before a voice spoke out to you all.

"Strength!" It made everyone who wasn't looking that direction jump and snap their heads towards the direction to the approaching man. "Mental, physical, emotional, and raw. Strength keeps you going when you feel you can go on no more." He stopped just a few yards away from you all and held up a hand before with a popping of bones it snapped inhumanly fast into a tight fist. "If you're wondering if you're strong, the answer is always yes. Don't underestimate the silent strength that you don't even know you possess."

Your whole group had different reactions. Immediately the two children scurried back to the safety of their mother who just still stared, Eri paled to such extremes that she might've died right then and there, and you just stared at the man before you. He looked...so strange. So unhuman. His skin was almost a perfect white but was tinged grey-green lightly, and he had blue stripe marks all over his body. You could see them all as clear as day in a strange pattern you've never seen before and he too had a long tail swishing behind him like Kaigaku's only thicker and longer similar to an opossum's you've seen in the wild. Like most other demons you've seen he had pointed years that were also blue along with his fingers and toes, but strangely all his nails were a striking red that contrasted with the rest of the colors on his body. But what stood out to you the most was his facial features as they were the most striking. His hair, eyebrows, and (most strangely) his lashes were the most beautiful shade of pink you'd ever seen, but his eyes were what stood out to you most. They were completely light blue with small black veins leading to two gold yellow orbs that had kanji where the pupils should be. You couldn't read them too well from how small they were printed on his face and how far from him you were sitting, but they translated somewhat to 'Upper Three'. Other than his appearance there wasn't anything too odd about him. His clothes were plain. Just a pair of biege-ish pants tied around his waist with a small blue pouch attached to it's side, a dark magenta vest resting over his shoulders, and a pair of beaded anklets settled on his legs. You both continued to stare at one another before you rose a brow and slowly broke the silence.

"That..was a very lovely analogy of the term of strength." You wearily eyed him and the fist still raised but gave a relieved sigh as he gave a small smile and lowered it.

"I thank you," he thanked you back with a small bow of his head smiling wider. "I pride myself on knowing all about strength no matter what definition of it is used, so I am glad someone thinks I do well to know it."

You nodded back to him but rose your brow further. "I hope you don't mind me asking this, but who are you? I've never seen you before and I would've remembered seeing someone with your unique features in the mansion."

He actually chuckled a little bit. "I'll take that as a compliment.'' Pressing a hand to his chest, he bowed from the waist slightly. "I am Akaza, Upper Moon Three of the Twelve Kizuki." You paused. Wait...Did he just say he was- "And you are a human who smells of amaryllis blooms."...Wot- "Those flowers symbolizes strength, although I have only seen them once when my Master was trading botany many years ago. Nonetheless, I find them appealing. You have very wise selections in perfume."

Perfume?....You weren't wearing any perfume. What was he talking about? Before you could say anything there was a sudden movement that startled you, in the form of Eri throwing herself onto the ground in a deep bow. 

"L-LORD AKAZA!! F-FORGIVE ME!! I-IF I WOULD'VE KNOWN Y-Y-YOU'D BE COMING TODAY I WOULD'VE GATHERED A LUNCH FROM THE KITCHEN FOR YOU!!," she practically shouted in both fear and nerves and she dug her forehead deep into the grass below. "PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!"

LORD AKAZA!? TWELVE KIZUKI!? Wait a second- Your purple eyes widened before they snapped back to the demon who's smile seemed to gain a little bit of sadness. He was another member of this Twelve Kizuki you kept hearing about!! First Kaigaku and Kyogai, then that Enmu man, and now this man. Akaza he said his name was right? The man hummed almost sadly but approached forward without speaking until he stood before Eri and kneeled down to one knee. You jumped when he held out a hand and slowly lowered it towards her form- 

SMACK!!

The spider family froze. Eri jumped but didn't move from her knelt position. And Akaza froze..his hand still held out but was smacked away with enough force to no longer be held over Eri. And he blinked. .....Did you just smack his hand? He turned to you blankly, surprised as you frowned at him. Having quickly rose to your knees and practically leaning over Eri almost as if in a protective stance between her and him.

"Ok! Listen you!" You pointed right at his face making his eyes cross to look at your hand. "I don't care what moon phase you claim to be! I have been both insulted, and scared by two of you already!! And don't get me started on what a pervert that one man came off as! I don't care if you're offended or not!! YOU KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ERI!!"

There was silence.

You stared at him. He stared at you. The spider family looked on horrified as the only silent witnesses. Before Akaza spoke again.

"I wasn't going to harm her."

"...What?"

"I wasn't going to harm her," he repeated again. He wasn't mad? Raising a brow as if almost offended he'd be accused of something like that. "I'd NEVER harm a woman. Especially one much weaker than myself and unarmed."

"I-" You blinked. "Then what were you-"

"I simply wanted her to stop kneeling before me. She has no need to and I don't want her too." You turned silent when he slowly turned back to Eri whome remained still. "Eri is it now? Kyogai has mentioned you as a healer correct? Can you please do a request for me?"

"O-Of course!" You yelped back as Eri suddenly sat up immediately with a strained smile on her face. Boy she was fast. "W-What ever my lords need, I'll be s-s-sure to deliver!"

Akaza smiled happily at her. "That's wonderful! I thank you for your assistance. I heard you are a healer, so I don't suppose you will look over the dear woman and her children before I take them away from here would you?"

She immediately nodded. "Of course, My Lord! I can do that easily!"

"Then it's settled! Oh! That reminds me.'' You could only watch as he stood back up and went for the pouch on his side. "I brought this for the little ones!" You both could only watch dumbfounded as the man turned and ...WALKED ON HIS KNEES!? Over to the small spider family whom was still frozen scared maybe, and leaned forward in a...bow. And chittered away something to the mother-

"Eri."

"Ah!" Said demon jumped when you spoke. "In gods name, Miss Y/n. PLEASE don't do that when I'm anxious."

You ignored her nodded to the strange new man whom by now had held out the small pouch to her in offering. "What is he saying to them?"

"Isn't is obvious?" ...You deadpanned looked to her. "...Oh. Right. Can't speak our tongue. *ahem* He's greeting her and explaining why he's here. He's also giving a gift of konpeito candy. I told you he is very kind to women and children."

You opened your mouth-

CRUNCH!!

You were both interrupted by the sounds of teeth crunching hard candy in their mouths and the sounds of Akaza clapping happily at the small girls who were happily raiding the small bag he had gifted them. Their mother chittering something with a worried look.

"Do not worry," Akaza assured her, "I did not get a lot, and the travel to your new home with burn off any sugar they consume. However I want to get you all a good meal before we leave. You'll need the strength for the long journey, especially your beautiful little ones. I shall bring some out to you all...And while I shall be inside..." There was a popping of bones as his hands dug into fists on his legs and a small vein appeared on his head as he turned to you and Eri, despite his sweet smile and calm tone not changing. "I believe you mentioned before some of my fellow ranks being cruel to you, causing you to lash out at me earlier. I apologize on their behalf. Would they happen to be the two that's currently inside?"

You blinked. "You mean Kyogai and Kaigaku? Oh no. Not Kyogai!" You explained holding up your hands. "He's been nothing but polite and kind to everyone I've seen, including myself. Kaigaku however has been rather rude." You frowned, still remembering how rude he's been. "He's very difficult like a spoiled child."

....He inhaled and let out a sweet chuckle. "That sounds like him alright. But I'm sure he'll cause you no more problems! He's a quick learner despite his temper. ....Excuse me, Ladies." He slowly stood before bowing to all of you still smiling. "I shall return with some food shortly. After they have eaten and have been looked over I'll take them. Please pardon me."

With a quick turn of his heel, Akaza quickly spun around and quite stiffly, began walking back towards the mansion in long strides, his fists still balled at his sides.

"Oh no."

"Oh no?" You snapped back to Eri. "Oh no?" You repeated raising a brow at Eri. "What do you mean 'Uh oh'?"

"Well...I think you might've doomed Lord Kaigaku." She guiltily looked at you as you froze.

"Eri. What do you mean?"

"W-Well...Remember when I said Lord Akaza was v-very gentle to women and children? He hates men who're rude or otherwise to them, which...Lord Kaigaku is. Everyone knows the two of them don't exactly get along well, and by you mentioning your frustrations with him...You kinda set him up for Lord Akaza to..fight him."

You froze for a moment. Her words slowly sinking into your mind. And only one word escaping your mouth. 

"CRAP!!"

[hermanunworthy]

!DNDADS S2 EP41 SPOILERS!

hoooo boy im not gonna be able to listen to this episode normally after seeing the cast irl. im freaking out

- was the "part 1" in last eps title just a joke then? i thought it was gonna be a two parter

- ARE THEY SERIOUSLY GOING TO HEAVEN??? i thought shmegan said heaven isnt real. oh wait i just remembered brad said he went to heaven. hm. this will be interesting

- IF RON REALLY IS IN HEAVEN THAT MEANS HE GETS TO BE W ROGUE. HE. WAAAAA 😭

- okay time to actually start the episode

- the fact that they actually fell for anthonys trap is so adorable tbh THEY WERE SO EXCITED

- i love how they laughed over lincolns new intro AGAIN

- so funny how beth brings up that scary fact right after i wounded myself by cutting bread 😭 ur right beth. it is all about pain.

- i just realized scam pulled a mascot related scam. like father like sondaughter

- SCAMS SOLDIERS ARE THE CAST OF FAMILY GUY.

- LEVEL UP!! wonder what theyre gonna change

- SHES GONNA BE A BAD GIRL!!! :3

- "u gotta find ur own way, u gotta do it ur style, dood!" normals talking to dood the way he talks to hermie im gonna throw up

- HOLY SHIT WILL AND FREDDIE BRAIN CONNECTION AGAIN

- what a christian episode this is we got heaven AND santa claus

- WAIT DIDNT THEY ESTABLISH BEFORE THAT ST NICK IS NICKY

- WHY IS FUCKING SANTAS VOICE JUST HERMIE

- okay nvm its becoming more its own thing

- why does santa seem like another likely

- THE PETER THING HAS ME SCREAMING WTF IS THID PODCASTTT

- 20 minutes in no hermie yet (im insane)

- LINCOLNS NEW PERSONA IS KILLIBG ME DUDE

- HERMIE!!!!!!

- i have lost track of freddies garbage can plan shidjk

- guys swiftlis ship name is foot buddies now /j

- DID WILL JUST SAY "BREAD" INSTEAD OF BLOOD

- NOT ANOTHER LINCOLN VOICE CHANGE

- ANTHONY. AMERICAN DAD WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT.

- OUCH TERRY JR REMINDER

- STILL MAD THAT FREDDIE WASNT WEARING HEELS AT THE LIVE SHOW

- OH MY GOR NORMALS GOING OVER TO HERMIE OH MY GOD

- RON FUCKING STAMPLER!!!!!!

- ROGUE???? OH MY GODDDD

- ROGUE SOLOS EVERYONE

- THIS IS BETHS FUCKING SHOW NOW

- THEYRE ALL GONNA RIDE ON ROGUE AWWW

- WERE FINALLY GETTING SCARY AND RON INTERACTION

- HE FAKED HIS DEATH SO GOOD THAT HE DIED

- ERIN IS DEAD???

- TERRY JR TALKED TO RON ABOUT SCARY WHAT IF I CRIED

- SCARYS GONNA TELL HIM ABOUT TERRY JR. OH GOD. OH GOD I CANT DO THIS

- HE KNOWS. HE ALREADY KNOWS. IM GONNA CRY

- "im sorry that u dont realize that it is ur loss" OKAY YEP IM CRYING

- NOOOOO DOOD

- WHAT IS W BETH AND ALL THESE 11S

- HOLY SHIT NOT THEM DROPPING ALL THEIR SAD COPING MECHANISMS

- THE KIDDADS ARE ONLY JUST NOW REALIZING THAT THEY NEED TO BE BETTER PARENTS.

- LINCOLN STRAIGHT UP CALLING FOR GOD

- IF DOOD DRINKS THE POTION AND HAS MEMORIES OF SPARROW IM GOING TO FUCKING DIE

- THEYRE GONNA FIND THE REST OF THE GRANDDADS???

- SO WE FINALLY KNOW THEYRE STILL ALIVE. AT LONG LAST

[dreamychuu]

hello there can i request a shu itsuki x reader that is based on a vocaloid song that is called "The dream that the doll girl dreamed" more specifically the English cover from SirHamnet?

I hope it isn't too much to ask.

Have a good day/ night !

A/n : HELLO!! chu doesnt if you want angst or fluff but since its a unrequite love chu will make angst out of it and please do forgive chu that chu isnt the one who make the song and chu can only make theory out of the song but hope you enjoy it! (Gn!Reader as usual btw~)

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◓ - Permission to love you

╰┈➤ - Warning/info : angst, some setences filled with reader calling him a god , unrequite love, the ending can be seen as bad and can be seen as comfort depends of how you see it (the doll is you)

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❀ - an old doll can be seen inside of the glass cabinet in the garden. Seems to be a very fragile one ,but no one knows that the doll is not just an ordinary doll.. The doll have a dream.. a very big one.

a smile appears on his face.. it looks like he really enjoys his morning tea as usual, after a while the young man get up from his seat slowly approaching the glass cabinet.

The pink haired young man fills the cup with a tea from the teapot slowly, his gorgeous face can be seen even from inside the glass cabinet.

that young man.. Who is he?... who else if not the doll creator or "what we said your god".

His hand shifted opening it, his hand was waving seems to look for something until his attention was drawn to an antique doll, He stared at the doll for a quite while seems to be mesmerized by the doll.

the way he looks at you makes you feel happy and appreciated.. being noticed by the person you worship.. isn't it like a dream come true? Even so it is not your dream..

Your dream is to be human just like him, so you can be with him, live with him, serve him, love him , do everything he wishes for instead of just worshiping him from afar and being a motionless antique display doll..

"My creation", he said with a low voice, you can hear his voice , disappointment and sadaness can be heard even from the low voice he made.

Shu approached and took the doll, gently hold the doll in his hand.. his fascinated face turned into a soft expression.

his hand start to stroked the doll's hair as you can feel his touch his finger slowly stroking your hair.

Shu knows that the doll has feelings for him but he refuses to believe it after all its just a doll.. the feeling of a doll does mean to him since he was a kid his doll's "understand" him but that doesn't mean it can be trusted sometime.

You know there's even a chance that it turns out he's is dissapointed of you about how you're just an old doll.

and maybe he has a hatred for old dolls like you. But can be its beacuse of the truth of thid world.. ? About how he have experience many things just like human greediness, selfishness, and other horrible things.

The only thing that he can do to ignore the doll's feeling is just by locking the doll at the glass cabinet just like an antique collection, trying to make the doll realize the distant between them and him are far apart.

"As long as this doll or me is intact please let me have this permission to love you" , The doll said wishing that their creator will understand the doll feelings.

his soul begins to be stained with greed and maybe thats why he found the comfort from the doll he is despreate for someone to give affection to him.

he seems to be looking for something from that other life through that doll , picking up the doll and carried it inside of the house. The doll will help him right..? after all the doll express their love with making him the "life's only purpose"

[eva-knits12]

OJ Simspon and Nicole Brown Simpson

(I know thid GIF of Madea seems inappropriate, but there's a reason why I'm using it!)

Trigger warning: Domestic violence

Please contact 1-800-799-7233 if you or someone you know is in a domestic violence situation.

Cancer finally did to OJ what God couldn't do! Now, OJ is rotting in hell. If that's too harsh, then oh, well! It's where OJ belongs!

I was 14 years old when the news broke on that June day back in 1994. I was 15 years old when the verdict came back as not guilty.

Follow this:

OJ Simpson started dating Nicole Brown in 1977. She was 18 years old. He beat her the first time. The abuse NEVER stopped! She was still a teenager, and the abuse NEVER stopped.

Fast forward to 1985. They were married. She was 26 years old. She also had the couples first child, Sydney, in 1985. He made comments about her weight. She was pregnant, and weight gain is important not only for mom, but also for the baby. You have more than a baby. You have an amniotic sac and a placenta, so a mother-to-be needs calories and nutrients for a pregnancy to be normal and healthy.

The abuse NEVER stopped. No matter what she did to please him, the abuse NEVER stopped.

Fast forward to 1988, when their second child was born. The abuse NEVER stopped.

Fast forward to New Years Day, 1989. The abuse wasn't going to stop! OJ was screaming at her, threatening her, and was hitting her, to the point where the police were called. The arresting officer was forced to let him go. OJ told his friends on the LAPD that he was the victim. That is typical for any abuser!

Fast forward to 1992. Nicole files for divorce from OJ, hoping to get away from him. Her devout Catholic parents plead with her to reconcile. She does, due to parental pressure and religious pressure. Still, the abuse NEVER stops!

Fast forward to October 1993, one year after Nicole filed for and was granted a divorce. OJ stalked her while they separated, even breaking into her rented house at one point. This was not the first incident! This was one of many over the year long period.

Nicole called 911, yet again. She reported the incident yet again. He was going to "beat the shit out of her" yet again. OJ was yelling at her and making threats in the background. Yes, audio of this can be tracked down. They were reconciling, which given the past incidents, is a stupid thing to do, but this isn't unusual for anyone in a violent and toxic relationship. It has a lot to do with trauma bonding. Still, the abuse NEVER stopped.

Fast forward to January, 1994. Nicole leaves for good this time. Nicole was renting a home in Brentwood. Everything at that point was going to be about the kids and her sisters and her family. She was finally becoming free from OJ. Plans were made. Plans that included camping, going to Yosemite, to go hiking, go to Club Med, go on vacations, day trips, etc. OJ was also stalking Nicole, and the abuse NEVER stopped. The stalking NEVER stopped.

Fast forward to April, 1994. Nicole meets Ron Goldman. The two start a platonic relationship. Keep in mind that there's a ten year age gap, so a platonic relationship makes a lot of sense. Not just for Nicole, who's navigating life as a single parent, she's navigating life without her abuser for the first time in 15 years. For Ron, who was a waiter, it also made sense. The abuse and the stalking NEVER stopped.

Fast forward to June 12, 1994. Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown are stabbed multiple times by someone hiding in the bushes of Nicole's house. It was believed to be OJ's oldest son. Everyone had just come back from dinner after the daughter's dance recital. Her mother forgot her reading glasses at the Mezza Luna restaurant, so Ron brought them back. The coroner found defensive wounds on Nicole. She was almost decapitated! Ron couldn't get away, he was trying to protect Nicole by screaming "Hey!" as a way to get OJ's attention, hoping that he would run away. The abuse finally stops!

Fast forward to September 13, 1994. President Bill Clinton signs the Violence Against Women Act of 1994.

Fast forward to October 3, 1995. The trial lasts for 11 months. Now, murder trials aren't cut and dry as they are on Law and Order, they're not solved in an hour. Instead, these can take months. The verdict is read as "Not Guilty". White people were just gutted and appalled, while black people were cheering. Celebrity had EVERYTHING to do with this trial. Domestic violence victims were even cheering at the verdict, which was even more disgusting.

During all of this, there were 62 incidents of abuse that were documented by Nicole Brown Simpson. She kept diaries of the abuse. She took pictures of herself after OJ beat her. She kept her important documents, and the diaries of abuse in a safety deposit box at a local bank. (If you're in that situation, please keep your important documents in a safety deposit box, along with recorded incidents of abuse.) You can see in photos that she doesn't have any life in her, any light in her. She looks like a scared animal. The smile isn't even there. Her eyes are scared and sad.

The legal system failed her. The criminal justice failed her. Her parents were fighting for custody so that their grandchildren could be away from this monster. It would have been a matter of time before OJ started to abuse his kids with Nicole. The family court system failed the Browns and the kids.

Celebrity won. OJ got away with murder. In my opinion, OJ is a typical narcissist and a typical batterer. I watched that interview he did back in 2017 or 2018 on FOX. My opinion hasn't changed.

[thetonethetollandthethunder]

Scythe chapter 21-25!! (UNFINISHED)

-Oh god it’s the tweaker part ughhhh this makes me so uncomfyyyyy

-i would NOT survive a day in goddard training, i cant handle pain

-When ur neglected you tend to enhoy attention

-this is basically torture

-oh god when yove gone through most of ur life relatively painless this musy feel lolr hell

-at least volt is thete

-he will want too

-“rightmindedness is overrated,” goddard said. “Id rather have a mind thats clear than one thats right”

-death by fire will happen a lor more often

Chapter 22

-again more compassion by not gleaning kids

-longing!!

-TONISTS!!

-“thar which comrs cant br avoidrd”

-g sharp or a flat

-the primordial ooze makes me sickj

-GODDARD

Go back over this chapter

Chapter 23

-ooo searchin time!!

-“my oh my, youve been picking through my brain, it would say if it were allowed, with a virtual wink. Naughty, naughty.”

-citra being very clever!!!

-“the woman, not the dog. The dog couldn’t care less.”

-mention scythe fields

-stop being fatphobic citra /j no but thid book has a weird issue with fat ppl ive noticed

-BENNNN

-“Grandma of death”

-“or if they’re murdered, thought citra” GET YHOSE GEARS TURNING

-OUGH THEY DONT EVEN KNOWW

-god the disconnect citra frels is just ARGH

-DHE DID CHOOSE THOSE COLORSS

-“Guilt is the idiot cousin of remorse”

-Susan!!

-CITRA IS SMARTT

-FUCK YOU GODDARDDD

CHAPTER 24!!

-god rowan,,

-“never lose your humanity,” scythe faraday had told him, “or youll be nothing more than a killing machine.”

-FUCK YOU GODDARD!!

-god thw way goddard uses the same exact phrase ans how its so different is just OUGH

-If hes a visionary id rather be blind

-RAND HE IS UNDERAGE STOP

-God I forgot how creepy this part was

-“we became unnatural the moment we conquered death”

-now i dont like to use the word cult but the book always talks abt backwards and cult-like the tonists are, but im seeing that the new order is more cultlike if anything

-“im decent to everyone,” rowan pointef out. “In case you havent noticed, im a decent person.”

-AAA FUCK YOU GODDARD

Chapter 25

-OHOHO I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN MARSSS

-technically the thunderhead does find a suitable planet

-love smartass rowan

-ah goddard and his ego, like pb&j

-chomsky ans his flamethrower

-massacre it is

-“im not one of them”

-“were angels of death,” said scythe goddard. “Its only fitting that we swoop in from rhe heavens”

-“knock knock” rand

-“guess youll miss the punch line”

-rowan trying to help ppl!!

-“”boo!” Said scythe chomshy.”

-“break stuff.” “Why?” She winked at him. “Because you can.”

-“i am your completion! I am your deliverance! I am your portal to the mysteries beyond this life! I am your final word! Your omega! Your bringer of peace and rest. Embrace me!”

-“welcome to life as a god,” this after Goddard said, “yesterday you were gods. Today you are mortal”

-“May the thunderhead help us all”

-they do end up escaping it!!

[depressedhatakekakashi]

How about the cooking show AU from a while back...

I want to say that the cooking show is intentially built so that it is wheelchair friendly. Which seem’s odd at time’s when Gai and Yamato are walking around

But then Gai comes onto the show on day in his wheelchair, just whizzing arou d the room doing his usual thing but the tan’s are so confussed.

The next time they have the show they open some fan mail and there’s a whole lot of questions about why Gai was in a wheelchair. So on national television this man sits down and starts telling the story of the day he saved some kids who got trapped in a cave and how it cost him his leg when a rock fell on him and crushed his leg

He takes off his prosthetic during thid conversation and continues to explain that most day’s he wears this prosthetic, but some days the phantom pain is too much, or he’s just really struggling with his injury and it’s better for him to use his wheelchair that day

Gai still usually wears his prosthetic, but the fan’s get used to seeing him show up in his wheelchair once in a while with a tray attached to it so he can move with the bowls/ingrediants (as he always does)

[lemme-just-oops]

hi! I hope you're having a nice day. requesting the Arcana Twilight boys reacting to an MC who has high grades or is a valedictorian in Mid Eartheim! whenever you have the time ofc<3

Alpheratz: As astounding as your grades are, so are his. Though he grew up in this world and his bloodline made sure he knew everything before even being chosen. But unlike him, you want to learn and accomplish this, so he helps you understand a topic, if you ask. Though he is a bad teacher.

Arcturus: Does everyone from Mid-Eartheim adapt this quickly? He is in awe of you. You barely even need help studying, because your mind is a constantly turning wheel. He offered to give you rewards for when you get a higher grade than him. Any price up to your percentage. 100% = 100$ in this case, spoil yourself. He will not go back on his words.

Pollux: Why are you so talented? The more he learns, the less he understands. Because he gets so anxious about failing despite the effort, that it has a negative effect. But you? You ace this with such ease. Some of the lessons should be unfamiliar to you, but you always take your notes and since your arrival, you outshined everyone. He is so jealous, but asks you for advice quite a lot.

Sirius: Look at you, goldstar. Trying to proof yourself in a world you may not have a future in. You are the kind of person who shines under pressure, are you not? Do you feel like you have no purpose if you don't excel? His teasings will follow you in a way that may be subtle praise. If you ever talk about his grades, he will say "They are average, with a big A." If that means he is also a good student ot a great one needs investigation.

Spica: Seems as though the both of you compete for the highest position. He has been the one doing speeches for an eternity now and he does admit to feeling threatened by you, that you might take thid podition from him. Your efforts are highly praised by him nonetheless and he recognizes your effort. He will ask how you manage to remember such foreign ways of learning.

Vega: He probably was the one to teach you basics. The things you usually learn in the elementary school, but just for this world. And you just worked through it with such ease, he considers if you originally were born in this world and somehow just ended up in Mid Eartheim, and now the universe just claimed you back. He sometimes will ask you questions you should not be able to answer, just to see, but you can conclude the answer based of the things you learnt already. This frightens and excites him.

[mrkis]

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i have no fucking idea what you just said sherri but i know the perfume mv dropped so…. it’s ok…. i got you man. let it all out.

[imraespace]

warninf this ask is very long…….. i yapped a lil too hard im sorry ☹️🙏

HIHIIH HELP I JUST SAW YOUR POST I ACTUALLY DONT KNOW HOW I HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR IT like for my first bachisagi animation i.. was doing that for a full 15 hours..! not my proudest moment but i was dedicated. i got 35 likes #VIRAL!!! stop im so salty about it 💔

and then i made an itoshi brothers angst animation it got a little more attention in a short amount of time but it still ended with like.. 37 likes HELPME STOP I WAS SO DEDICATED AND IT WAS KINDA FUN ☹️ like as i rewatch it like obviously i can see mistakes that i would probably be able to fix now but it took like 3-4 days to actually finish so thats.. 💔💔

and then we have other animations that i dont even wanna consider thinking about bc forgot but i remember doing a nagireo one and it was 3 imgs BUT I DID IT SO QUICKLY THAY WAS THE PEAK OF MY ERASING CAREER. i got 42 liked hashtag ated hahstag egoist

so now im working on the sae mala thing that like you suggested but the fanart im tweening on is like i dont even know i just dont wanna do it bc i spend more time erasing and getting hair particles and atoms that i somehow only see when im actually finally animating.. 💔

okay wait back to the usual daily rant HIHHIIHIHI HOW ARE YOU POCKY I SCTUALLY CUT CARROTS IN MY COOKING CLASS TOFAY i think i did smth to my thumb bc it hurts so much pelase icanr do thid i cant even type properly im still shaking AND IT WAS LEGIT 30 MINUTES AGO HELP

bluelock friend irl like that person i met theyre a little strange to be fair bc they were like “youre so pookie i wanna just squish you and throw you out the window” and i thought it was funny so i laughed but the more i think about it the more im liek WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN HELPHAHAAHAH like i reallt dont care that they said that but i feel weird around them sometimes bc theyre really unpredictable and i legit only see them at school but we dont actuallt text?? im more of a texter (as you can see..) than an irl convo person like im the type of person who would talk to someone for like 8+ hours online but then once i see them irl i just slowly turn around and walk away when i see them bc IM TOO AWKWARD 💔💔 but i do still wave at them

OH THAT REMINDS ME ABOUT WAVING yk that one scene in episode nagi (?) i think its in episode nagi where kurona is like “lets devour japanese soccer chomp chomp” and he does that w his hand I BASICALLY DO THAT BUT WITH WAVING?? i used to do like a different type of wave like basically i put all fingers except thumb down and would do that repeatedly IDK WHAT THAT WAVE IS CALLED HELP but ive adapted it into the kurona chomp chomp thing somehow. OH AND WHENEVER I DO THAT I ALSO GO UP TO THE PERSON AND LIKE INTERTWINE?? fingers w them and im like HIII and i wave while holding their hand 😈 call it an excuse to hold hands w people but it ends up being torture for them bc i force them to never let go

BUT ANYWys when i did the kurona thing it kinda.. looks like smth else so bluelock irl friend has a weird view to it like bro please let me just devour japanese soccer like kurona 👿‼️‼️

OKAYAYA DAILY QUESTION ISSS UMMM since im in the library rn which bluelock character would be the worst librarian ever and probably end up ripping all the books by accident while putting them all back on the shelves or lose all the books somehow

- 🐙

I love the yapnation asks dw

OH THANK GOODNWAS BC IM ABT TI PELT MY PHONE why the flock I chose to animate 4 pictures bro LIKE I'll probably do the two ans loop it.. BUT THE ACTUAL EDIT I WANT IS WITH 4 PICTURES but I'll do that like when I have patience to redo it yk! ALSO SO LITTLE WHAT THE FLIP that's so frustrating I hate it I'm rn looking at my old edits and i cab relate there's one with 50 likes and one with 40 AND I REMEMBERED STAYING UP SO LATE DOING THAT the only highest edit I made that's tweening is a kaeya edit with like 200 likes 😒

ALSO HELP IKR all the small details that only I gonna see but it's fun to do! after all the hair pulling work seeing it come to life is so hehehehhe🤭🤭🤭 yk!!

HAII IM hot (😉😉😉) but no like it's hot and I'm gonna melt into a blob also I'm hungry! TODAY IN SCHOOL my typing class was nawt it I hatd that teacher sm AND.I HAVE A TRIPLW TOMORROW OHMYG9SHHHH bro as soon as I heard the bell ring my heart dropped to my pinky toe today... THEN SHE STARTED YELLING IN CLASS AND SHE CALLED A STUDENT AN IDIOT ans I was dumbfounded I thought i was next BC YK MY LAPTOP CHARGER BROKE SO I CANT DO MY HW so when I had to tell her I was like "miss" ANS SHE YELLED OUT MY LAST NAME I ALMLSTED TRIPPEd AND WHEN I TOLD HER SHE WAS STARING AT ME LIKE 😐 SO I STARRD AT THE FLOOR then she was like okay. THEN OGGOSH IDK IF SHE DEAF OR HARD IN HEARING BUT EVERYTIME WE RESPOND TO HER SHES LIKE "EH?" LIKE OPEN YOUR EARS then that's when she called the student an idiot and started yelling at her and I almosted cried for her... SHE STARTED CRYING AND I FELT BAD but then bell ran and everyone dipped and I HAD TO BE THE SLOW ASS TO LEAVE THE CLASS BUT EVERYONE RUSHING LIKE CALM DOEN DANG I DONT WAN A BE IN HERE WITH HER AND SHE WAS RANTING TO ME and I was like yah..! then we told our homeroom teacher hehehehhe um I drew a bone in bio today. that's all I have to say abt how I'm feeling!

anyways your strange friend sayings sounds like something I'll tell my friends and theyre always like "oh.." like whag🙄🙄🙄 accept my love! but fr half of the time it doesn't even make sense and I'll ask me self wtf am I talking abt

SAME IM A TEXTER AS WELL bc the things I say online I won't say irl like I don't even swear irl and it's not like I can't say it bc my mommy doesn't mind it BUT IM SCARED TO SAY IT? once I said ass on accident bc I was reading something out loud to my mommy and I was like gasp! and she was like what🤨 AND I TOLD HER I SAID ASS and all she said was ok. my favorite thing to do online is swear at someone in dialect bc I can get more creative since its the locals! my favorite one is "hyc" and I won't share with the class what it means bc.. it's kinda head scratching.

I WOULD SAY SAME BUT I WONT WALK AWAY ILL JJST WAVE AND SMILE IF THEY SMILE AT ME but if they don't then I'm blanking you

OMG I DO THAT AND I ALSO like move my fingers separately in a down movement IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT AND IT STARTED OFF AS A JOKE BUT now it's a habit and half of the time no one knows that I'm actually waving.. BC THEY WILL STARE AND SMILE

HELP INTERTWINE FINGERS? also I agree devour them! chomp chomp

ERM ERM shidou HELP or otoya

[vasco-portable-translators]

Why buy the Vasco Translator?

True story. Ukraine. I’m trying to decipher the hieroglyphics in a local restaurant’s menu. I’ve learnt the cyrillic script right before my journey but it takes such amount of time to read it that my friends give up on me. One of them starts to wave his arms showing the waitress he wants a chicken. Then, he shows his leg precising he wants a chicken leg. She understands. I am embarrassed. How easier would it have been if I had Vasco Translator with me. I would have just scanned the text quickly and got everything translated into English. Maybe a little less fun though… FAQ: What is the author's opinion of Vasco Translator? The author thinks Vasco Translator is a great device that has saved them embarrassment and made travelling much easier. How has Vasco Translator helped the author in their travels? Vasco Translator has helped the author by allowing them to quickly and easily translate menus, directions, and conversations in real-time. Why does the author recommend Vasco Translator over other similar devices? The author recommends Vasco Translator over other devices because it is accurate, easy-to-use, and free to update. When I first came across Vasco Translator I was sceptical. I remember all that stuff that looked like old-fashioned calculators. I tried it anyway and since then, I can’t travel without it. In China, I scan the menu and get what I want. In Indonesia, I buy fresh food on a local market without waving my hands around. I just say what I want and Vasco translates it into Indonesian. In Italy (where people surprisingly don’t speak English even if they think they do) I ask for directions to Colosseum and I get there without any problems. This is how helpful a voice translator is. I guess you’ve never even heard about it so I’ll explain. You don’t type it any longer. You just speak English and this wonderful, handy device understands what you’re saying and translates it and then - speak it out loud! Pure magic!     And I do speak some foreign languages. A bit of Spanish, a bit of French. Still… when in France, I use Vasco Translator just to get the right word I have at the tip of my tongue. In Spain, it really saved my life when a man whom I accidentally hit by a rental bike refused to talk to me in Spanish - a proud Catalan. Thank God Vasco speaks Catalan too. He was so surprised and so amused that didn’t do any trouble. Speak More Languages Now If you don’t believe me - try it yourselves. You’ll be surprised how great the voice recognition and translation went. It’s been constantly developed and there are more and more electronic translators on Amazon and other shops. Why Vasco? Because it was the first. Love from the first sight I can say. But not only. In contrast to other stuff like this, thiDs one’s American and I’m a real patriot supporting American companies - always! Apart from this, it works fast, accurately, and has a wonderful, native speaker-like pronunciation. And the updates are always free! For life! In a nutshell: The Vasco Translator is a handheld device that translates spoken words into different languages. It is helpful for travelers who want to communicate with locals in their native language. The device has a voice recognition feature that accurately translates the user's words. The Vasco Translator is also easy to use and has a native speaker-like pronunciation. Read the full article

[fireflysprincess]

how about uhhhh 69 for the jokes lol and ummmm 24 and 36

OH BOY LADS ITS ALL TO.KU IDIOTS LETS GOOOO

f/o ask game !

NUMBER CHOSEN: 69

F/O CHOSEN: Azuma Mic.hi.na.ga !

SO LUCKILY ENOUGH IVE ALREADY POSTED SCREENSHOTS EXPLAINING THE AZU LORE BEFORE

Which is nice because there's so. So. Much.

Link for the lore please appreciate my insanity

So here's some silly facts: my s/i calls him azu ! All the time. Frequently

He also takes every cow, bull, or buffalo plush he finds and buys it and then shows it to azu and is like "this is u"

He annoys azu so much but in an affectionate way ya know

NUMBER CHOSEN: 24

F/O CHOSEN: Ignis !

This insane bitch

Okay ! So my s/i works for guts-select ! And accidentally sees kengo turning into trigger one day and well. Cover blown. Not that kengo was hiding it well.

So he is dragged into so much chaos and well! Fucking ignis appears. And takes and interest in him bc he's fucking insane..and tries to attack ignis with a giant hammer. It's fine.

ALL JOKES ASIDE the two start to get closer and at some point have a genuine heart to heart when ignis is ✨imprisoned for his crimes✨

Fun fact the confession is actually dumb as fuck bc there's an ep where everyone's hallucinating their desires and well. Guess what happens to my s/i ✨ and guess who is there to see it ✨

It's fine it works out Ignis is ecstatic

Though Ignis does still do some insane ass shit (plan to sacrifice himself to kill the guy who destroyed his planet) ONCE EVERYTHING IS SETTLED AND OKAY they go travelling through space together!!! Yay !!!

NUMBER CHOSEN: 36

F/O CHOSEN: Shuichi Ki.ta.ok.a !

WHERE DO I EVEN. BEGIN.

Uh beware there is slight nsfw talk here but it's not detailed

Okay so me and twin have uh. Complex lore for ry.u.ki in which we changed up a lot but also not a lot at the same time. So my s/i is similar to think like. tsu.mu.ri in ge.a.ts, kinda helps explain shit and keep things running properly

Only because he and his twin got dragged into the blast that started all of this and also got kinda. Trapped in-between the mir.ror world and regular world

ANYWAYS THID BITCH will NOT leave my s/i alone constantly calling him up to ask stupid questions and bug the shit out of him

A lot of shit happens, the two actually at some point begin a fwb type situation lol because ichi is annoying and is into him and my s/i is always stressed

Eventually he finds out about ichis illness and why he's even agreed to take part in the ri.d.er war, and yeah.

The two get in an argument at some point about ichi nearly dying which leads into my s/i confessing in a panicked moment of fearing losing him and well. Yeah.

Goro is also involved! It's a poly relationship all three are dating each other but he wasn't the one rolled so we won't go deep into that

ANYWAYS ichi eventually succumbs to his illness WHICH IS SO FUCKED and that mentally destroys my s/i and goro takes ichi places to try to win to wish him back BUT WELL THST GOES BACK TOO AND PAIN AND SUFFERING.

And then the world resets ! Fun !

But hey everyone is alive again ! And it's all ! Totally okay! Totally! Sure ! Let's say that. Alas they all forgot their memories

Though me and twin decided fuck that and they do get them back after a while (similar mechanism to bu.il.d we decided) and well!! Happy reunion !!!!

This is such a watered down explanation of events BUT GOD. SO MUCH. HAPPENS. IN THIS DAMN SHOW.

The three are happily married the end JENDJDJJD