#why is crimeboys like this

[salineroses]

hi. is anyone listening to my screams about two brothers who should've sailed off into the sunset together

[clingyduoapologist]

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Ugh honestly Wilbur is such a bitch like yeah you came back from the dead ooohhhhh big fucking deal so did I you don’t see me whining about it grow a pair jeeeeeeeeee sussss

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Tommy I still fucking follow you asshole

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[bugflies00]

mending what’s broken

[liakunemui]

"We should have taken more pictures together."

"We should have taken better ones."

Some of my favorite details are, of course, the bedrockbros at the bottom left. And the L'manberg sticker purposefully slashed. Then on the top right is most likely an image of a young Wilbur with Phil's crows, (always a sprinkle of sbi) so it looks older than the rest. The state of the photos depend on the time they were taken. (yes)

I think I drew this around december of 2022. It still remains to be one of my favorites.

"We should have taken more pictures together." Tommy said. I wish we had more time.

"We should have taken better ones." Wilbur replied. I wish we could've been better to each other.

[dykeblade]

Men will ask if anyone is about to threaten suicide and then not wait for an answer

[transphilza]

ive been overtaken by some strange disease

[cloffmoff]

if i had a nickel for every time my favorite character in a minecraft roleplay (who is british, loud, blond with blue eyes, tall, immature, easily manipulated, caring, and has a raspy voice) stabs his brother with a sword (who is more mature, quiet, and less friendly, with dark hair) while they yell at him to stop and then immediately regrets stabbing them and starts crying i would have two nickels which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice you guys

[tomathy-inside-of-the-it]

Will never get over this clip out of context it’s so weird. Crimeboys being in sync is my favorite

[cloverstellar]

person: oh, I ship crimeboys romantica-

me:

[cantbelieveivedonethis]

‘everytime you take what’s mine and make it about YOU’

[rebelpeas]

I know a lot of people are mad about the Dsmp ending, rightfully so, but I do think that it’s a great ending in it’s own right. The comparisons of Tommy to Pogtopia!Wilbur in the first stream is the foreshadowing to the ending, where Tommy and Dream reach an understanding (or it could be called a “truce”). And just like Wilbur, Tommy did bad things during his “hey-day” (creation of L’manburg=Will, various points throughout dsmp=Tommy). I think it’s supposed to hammer out the whole “cyclic nature of humanity” they had going on. Though, an interesting point, is that Tommy never went through one definitive low point and one definitive high point like Wilbur. Instead, Tommy had various low and high points throughout, with varying degrees of severity and length. idk, food for thought. Just had to get this off my little chest. Feel free to debate! (The friendly kind of debate, like in Speech and Debate teams in school not the kind of debate you see on Twitter)

im a fiancés blogger

[donniemines]

but anyway if tommy doesnt write a happy ending for ctommy i WILL have a breakdown

[clingyduoapologist]

did you bloxk mw again

Yeah lmao

[bugflies00]

you dont understand im literally a little heap on the floor because tommys literally up there performing with lovejoy and it was jsut a joke at the beginning like haha what if we let that random kid who calls one our bandmates his minecraft brother sing our songs except now it’s real and we’re getting more tommy singing content and he’s doing so much stuff with wilbur now so we’re probably gonna see more lovejoy & tommy content and who knows with all the jokes about lovejoy’s fifth member maybe it’ll be real one day (see what i did there) there are tears in my eyes i need to go to bed

[faebriel]

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HELLO LAMB i am flicking thru my folders and i am going to talk abouttttt............gomens au 😈

now u may remember me talking about gomens on here a WHILEEEE ago and i would like to shout out mye themagpiezenith bc they sent me quite a few cool asks about it as well........as far as a Fic goes i decided to narrow it down as such

phil is an angel and he is well he is kind of average at it because he doesn't really care. well frankly he has his own priorities and he quite likes heaven to leave him well alone thank you very much. techno is a fallen angel/demon/what have you bc once upon a time his bestie dream was like So I'm Thinking We Should Secede From Heaven and he was like oh my god that's exactly what i was thinking. well dream wants to Become god but that's his own issues. anyway he is also kind of average at it because causing unending misery to mankind is kind of cringe bro they do that enough to themselves. they are supposed to be enemies but they got bored about 1200 years ago and decided to be besties instead

until......techno gets Assigned to swap a human baby for the antichrist to kickstart the end of the world and he's like Oh God Okay. I Guess It's All Over Now and he and phil quietly decide that instead of guiding the child to be a little hellspawn and kick off armageddon they'll just.....send in their colleagues to equally influence the kid. and buy them some time

unfortunately the hospital got the swap wrong and tubbo actual antichrist underscore sparklez has a fairly normal adolescence kicking it with his besties and adoptive family what have you

this is all fine until about sixteen years later the whole end of the world thing is supposed to kick off and phil and techno are like SHIT WE LOST THE CHILD and dream is like TECHNO WHERE DID YOU PUT THE ANTICHRIST and also tubbo is starting to get these wack powers and ranboo is acting a little demonically possessed and tommy is well doing his best to keep up

does the world end? well maybe yes. maybe no. maybe a little. it will all depend

oh and wilbur is there too! he is the least competent witch ever ^^

this au is so so so fun to write actually and i think the SBI in it ends up fun. but that is just me hehe

ask game!

[nomsfaultau]

Why is SBI filled with dirt? Like, SAND Duo, BEDROCK Bros, EMERALD Duo, DIRTY Crimeboys. All incredibly ground-themed/adjacent at the very least. And then you look at Phil and Tommy and it's suddenly the angel duo??? completely off-theme. Get that air elemental crap out of here we are a ROCK and MUD family.

Anyway Phil and Tommy have that bit about Tommy eating mud. I petition to have them be Mud Duo as is only proper and good. We most restore balance.