#why would ppl ship ships like taht

[kaevch]

STOP. STOP SHIPPING HIM WOTH CHILDREN. IM BEGGING YOY. THERE ARE LITERALLY TEARS IN MY EYES. IM GENUINELY SO FUCKING SAD STOP IT ILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND SHAKE YPU UP AND DOWN VIOLENTLY/neg CAN WR JUST JUST JUST LEAVE HIM BE PLEASE. PLEASE. IM SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT

[joyboyish]

what the straw hats would be cancelled for (+ law + kidd)

luffy - anti-vaxx... he probably made a comment about how he didnt want to be treated by any doctor who wasnt his ships doctor , all of the strawhats werent allowed on certain islands bc they werent vaccinated

zoro - refered to nami and robin as "you females", LISTEN!!! he didnt know it was bad 😭 he probably picked it up from someone and it slipped out, granted nami beat him to a pulp and wouldnt give him his allowance for months

nami - she probably advertised an onlyfans on social media and then scammed everyone for like thousands of berries. sanji subscribed and when nothing showed up he subscribed again on like 6 other accounts... poor soul.

usopp - listen... dyk that one movie abt that girl who lied about being in france and then the next day there was a bombing there and she got famous for being there and just kept lying? yeah that was actually usopp they got it wrong.

sanji - he was screen recording smthn on his computers web browser and someone noticed he had a p*rn hub tab open titled "STEP SIS GETS GANGBANGED BY BIG BROS FRIENDS?!??!!!!!!" he didnt rlly get cancelled but he trended on twitter for like 3 weeks and he was the butt of the joke across the internet for like 6 months

chopper - this is a continuation off luffys but it was for illegal distribution of drugs and false advertising the covid vaccine, doesnt regret it tho bc his vaccine worked

robin - she probably liked a tweet about how marines suck and everyone was like "omg u cant say taht!!!!" and then she tweeted shit like "I am a pirate. Why would I like The Marines?" as a response

franky - public nudity... self explanitory

brook - he probably like had a public fit bc someone asked him if his dick glowed like sans fanart and everyone was like "this was rlly immature!!"

jinbei - he did nothing wrong. ill die on this hill.

law - telling someone to kts... it was a detailed request too like he sent step by step instructions

kid - MURDER!!! no one really cancelled him, most ppl were thirsting over him.. there were multiple edits with that one audio thats like "oh hes kinda cute... HES A MURDERER!!! but hes kinda cute..."

[inklingofadream]

ok im bad at gauging ppl’s like physical size and maybe this perception is bc jim is usually next to olu but i get the impression that vito is physically relatively small. like small enough taht shopping in the men’s section becomes an occasional annoyance. and in reflection of that v common afab enby/gnc experience i think ofmd season 2 should have a “jim goes clothes shopping” episode

and like 1700s enough stuff was tailor made/made at home that MOSTLY it wouldnt b an issue. but i think that it would still work bc if anything is gonna b bought prefab it’s gonna be a hat. which is convenient, bc the hat is definitely an essential part of jim’s Look

i think that jim’s hat should get blown off their head and Lost To The Sea. so when they go ashore they need to buy a new hat (we have foreshadowed that this will b difficult by having them fail to find one that fits and isnt a dumb british navy hat during a raid at the beginning of the ep)

all of the hats are too big. falling in front of their eyes too big. but they need a hat, it’s for the Drama and besides they’ll get sunburned.

black pete has a narrow escape from death at the end of jim’s knives when they say in frustration “why are all of these hats so big?!” and he responds “well why is your head so small?”

the end of the ep is that they can have a hat that fits, but it’ll have to be special ordered/made and it’ll take longer then they’re ashore. they return to the ship hatless

the storyline wraps up when their original hat is kindly returned by olivia the seagull. buttons reports that olivia was sympathetic due to experiencing whatever the seagull version of this problem would be

[grumpycakes]

Sorry weirdly anxious rn and I keep having the guy from Studio Night’s (a local artist meet up at a brewery) statement of “A lotta guyxguy stuff huh?” When looking at the commissions and one personal thing I drew replay in my head and like

I’m SICK of having to defend it/having it be a THING. Back in college everyone would ask me why I only drew gay things or only liked gay couples. And like I’m not always stable enough to go into the 18 page paper argument of WELL IF THE MEDIA ONLY GIVES ME DUDES AND THEY HAVE CHEMISTRY PPL ARE GONNA SHIP IT.

and then I feel gross cause I’m worried I’m one of the “straights” who fetishize it even tho I cling to the gay relationships cause it’s NOT ALL CREEPY POWER IMBALANCE OF THE HET PAIRINGS. Cause these people are equals and treat each other with FRIENDSHIP. (lol and when I explained the power imbalance to a guy friend he was like “sounds like you have a problem with ladies you have to work on” to which I wanted to DECK HIM AAAAAAAAAA) and the ones that ARE CREEPY POWER IMBALANCES LIKE ‘GRAVITATION’ Or that one show?? the american ‘Queer as Folk’????? where it was CREEPY AND SAD AS ALL HELL???? like nope no thanks not here for that. but also yeah, I prefer seeing men so -shrug flails- BUT ALSO THERE AREN’T AS MANY LADIES TO HAVE LESBIAN PAIRINGS LET ALONE HET ONES AND SCREAMS

and like I hate taht I feel like I have to defend it. Cause I like it and I know my art makes ppl happy from conventions and there’s NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. But then I have my catholic school upbringing where I had to pretend characters were girls, or my mom who was “worried I’d get stuck drawing that forever” OR JUST ANY AND ALL OF THE DUDES AND SOMETIMES GIRLS THAT ARE LIKE WHY DO YOU ONLY DRAW GAY STUFF

AND IT’S JUST LIKE FUCK THE HELL OFF. I DON’T KNOW. IT MAKES ME HAPPY. DOES THERE NEED TO BE MORE OF A REASON?!?!?! IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME DRAWING SOMETHING YOU’RE ADMITTING IS CUTE JUST CAUSE IT’S GAY?!?!?! DO I GOTTA DRAW UNICORNS AND PRINCES SAVING PRINCESSES TO BE A VALID FEMALE ARTIST. LIKE FUCKKK

-flops- this has been a bad anxiety month sorry

[clumsyclifford]

Someone once looked up how much Luke's star boots from that gq interview were and they were $350 so that boy saying he would look homeless is. a lie. More accurately, i weigh 99 pounds and my friend HATES me. but the two of us have food issues so we like to talk about taht lmao. the thing with the chainsmokers i think had to do with them as like ppl bc one of them cheated on his girlfriend? and theyre overplayed on the radio?

I mean the concert was fun we just could not see bc of the smoke or hear bc it was just too loud but they were having a good time and we were vibing. I tend to go to concerts were i know at least the headliner so i kinda walk into the openers a little clueless but usually i have a good time. i think i saw new politics? when i saw FOB/paramore adn didnt know them but they were fun. so you're more prepared for concerts than i am

Like im pretty sure my friend and i read clint/coulson at the time bc it was there and a few years ago after we were both far out of the avengers fan stage we went "okay wtf was that why did we all just ship that??" your steve thing is right though thats a big brain idea. all of those bands do have strong "making out while drunk vibes" what is it about 5sos, 1d, and atl that just yells kissing for funsies

you calling luke a twink (you're right) just reminded me that he used that specific little smiley face emoji thats that "you're a bottom" one on his post of sierra on insta and my first thought was "we get it luke you're a bottom we all know"

celebrities having standard taste in clothing when they’re young/starting out and then slowly becoming more and more sartorially expensive is literally one of my least favorite fucking things in the entire world don’t get me started because i will tear celebrities a new one. harry styles i am looking you IN the face holy fuck

oh hm i hadnt heard that about chainsmokers thats uh....bad vibes indeed. re: being overplayed tho that’s just like, everyone’s overplayed, yknow? i dont care about that. i honestly didnt start doing that for concerts until recently (i mean ive only been to three lol akgjlfkgj) but i just feel like if i was the opener i’d want people in the crowd to know my music even if it wasn’t my show so like. yeah

honestly clint/coulson is like a weeeeird fuckin pairing misogyny at its finest thank you i am very intelligent obviously KLGMDFKLGJ no just kidding but for real steve’s in his 20s and i won’t hear otherwise. 

probably the fact that they all act SUPER gay tbh. luke hemmings? is a twink. no question about it. he’s also a bottom he’s the personification of the bottom emoji ainslee (our resident Bottom Emoji Expert) will confirm this