Despite Mario being an Italian is like the second thing we know about him he never even eats a plate of spaghetti in the games
Which leaves me to believe Mario is Italian in the same way Wide Whale is
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Todays cane user is Wide Whale from the Venture Bros.
Wide Whale is a villain of means and a very large individual he uses his cane more as an accessory than as an actual tool/instrument or even as a weapon.
Wide Whale is a 10th level villain and very willing to whoop your ass (or more likely have Rocko do it)
wether hosting a fancy party or going out for the night, Wide Whale can be seen with his cane in hand ready to cut a rug or cut some loose strings.
9.75/10
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And this scene with Wide Whale and Hank where he's telling him to kill this man and join the family? Well Hank is hesitant because The Monarch is pretty much his Uncle and his family already. He doesn't know that he actually is his Uncle but we the audience do! And yet even if he wasn't his blood family, The Monarch definitely is his family. Hence he'll never pull the trigger and Monarch knows that too. 😭🙂
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Ace attorney fics are the best because some of them have the most incredible writing you’ve ever seen and they make you question all you know about trauma and healing and love then you’ll be reminded that these are the same games that made you cross examine a parrot
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Every once in a while some professional parade-pisser comes along like, "oh you like dolphins/chimps/otters/orcas/seals/<insert wild animal species here> do you?? But did you know that they're murderous dicks that kill, maim and torture other animals horribly just for shits and giggles??"
Dude, the internet is built on cat pictures, being a sadistic serial killing asshole is not the PR blow for the animal kingdom you think it is
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me: hey pass the aux
*plays Wide Wet World by cosmo sheldrake*
person: …these are just noises.
me: yeah but its a vibe right?
person: these are literally just noises.
me:
YEAH BUT VIBEY NOISES >:(
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A Whale of a Tail
Lu
But seriously, if you've ever seen Kirk Douglas "singing" in 20,000 Leagues under the Sea, you know what I mean.
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JUSTICE FOR THRESHER SHARKS THEY ARE ADORABLE AND COOL AND DESERVE MORE ATTENTION
WHERE IS MY SHARK WEEK SPECIAL ABOUT THESE BABIES
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