Loid Forger and Gomez Addams are the only actual wife guys.
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At least Wife Guy Jonathan Harker will never let us down.
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Do you know what he ruined? How dumb is he?
You cheat on your wife, the mother of your two under five children. You are a public personality who's ENTIRE shtick is how much he loves his wife. He cheated in public at a Harry Styles concert. The Try Guy's majority audience is woman age 12 to 25 same as Harry Styles' audience. Did you really think no one was going to see you? You dummy.
The only reason people are fans of you, specifically, is because of how loud you love your wife. You're the "wife guy" whenever people talk about you they are talking about her. Without her what are you? Nothing. People don't want you without her. And now everyone knows that you hurt her. Fuck you forever guy.
Media is changing and it's fickle you struck gold and you ruined it. For what!?!?
Idiot.
Men do not be smart.
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Dilettante Army very kindly commissioned me to write a piece on Wife Guys, why they cheat, and what it means culturally. I had a lot of fun and surprised myself by going in deep on what I really believe about marriage, social media, and love.
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This is literally just Gerard of Greenleigh
Credit: Arcane Bullshit on FB
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there's something very sinister and evil about men who market themselves as the best husband and make "i love my wife so much" entire brand of their career
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Serenoa “Wife Guy” Wolffort
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Nothing is more ironic than men making their entire personality loving their wives and then proceeding to publicly commit adultery
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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
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