#wild babe

[sexymikayla2]

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[olympain]

From three years of being the greatest chums, the firmest of friends, part-time lovers and occasional time-travellers.

[thecaywild]

Hey there

[zhongrin]

talking with a friend the other day gave me ideas....

sulky hubbies being ignored in favor of their own (representative animals/chibi) plushies.

zhongli hiding the rex lapis plushie under the mattress with murder™️ in his eyes (idea: crack short comic series where he regularly 'fights' with said plushie, titled: "how to dispose of your rival dragon")

human al haitham silently seething across the coffee table with his book being stuck on page 67 for the past hour as i read one of his favorite books outloud to the plushie al haitham while cradling it close to my chest. "haha are you mad because someone took your favorite pillo-" "where's the rent this month, kaveh?" ".... 🖕"

wriothesley coming into his office to see an impostor shark plushie sitting on his usual seat at our afternoon tea time. "mister sharksley asks for seconds when i give him my milkshakes, i like him!" sigewinne says. wriothesley feels the world has ended. his wife and child has been taken away from him /dramatic

[myfriendgoo94]

Been working out on a regular basis and the results have been good apparently 🖤

[iero]

x

[highheelsandtattoomachines]

Jessica Wilde

Photo: Vixen Photo Studio

[catartac]

screams to relax/read to

(Version with actual screams available here)

[blakbonnet]

but christ fuck imagine convincing yourself that you're utterly unlovable, that you've done so much damage to yourself and others that you're just not deserving of love no matter how small, and to then find yourself with the one person who has made it their life's mission to drill it into your beautiful head that you're the most lovable person to them? that the sun doesn't rise and set for them without loving you? imagine having the rug swept from under your feet with the conviction they have, and then waking up every morning staring that kind of blinding love in the eye? oh god oh my god

[sexymikayla2]

[starry-eyed-psychopomp]

WHO was going to tell me that the Ballad of Lucy Gray Baird is set to the tune of Streets of Laredo/The Unfortunate Rake??!?!!? And it’s WRITTEN LIKE THAT IN THE BOOK?!?!???!

Like the fact that it’s supposed to be her lamenting her own impending death?? And she chose the most famous folk song about someone lamenting their impending death??? Hello?!??

[thelastdayalive]

Making of - Alan Wake 2 [Behind the Scenes] (x)

[zellink]

i want you to know / i need you to know / i love you so much more each morning

[silverraes]

wake up babe there's now telekinesis in the omegaverse car racing bl

[queersouthasian]

Pavel recently said that for their next show, he wants it to be "PavelPooh" rather than "PoohPavel" 'cause he wants to show Pooh the "real deal" (this man is so sus lmao) and some dickheads were trying to "cancel" him because of that (uhm what?) AND SOMEONE SAID "I have seen people cancel for multiple reasons on this app, for wanting to eat ass is the first time" I AM DEAD JSSJSNSNSNSNSNSN