#will’s foot jumpscare

[raqueliie]

im never letting the sandal gag go to rest.

[girlw-amermaidtattoo]

As a sultry vampire in dark fishnets, I glide through a dimly lit crypt. My nylons cling to my legs as you kneel, eyes wide with desire. The chill of the crypt intensifies your yearning to worship every inch of my legs. How much do you crave the taste of my nylon-clad feet?

[chiprewington]

Hi, frat boy!

[starry-bi-sky]

Danyal Phantom Doodles uhhh i’ve got a handful of Danyal Al Ghul drawings that I like enough to share.

[kiiyome-art]

Pouka magnets

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

it turns out that, in moving, i have traded out having to deal with many small spiders for having to deal with the occasional fuckoff huge one

[missowo]

"Mikey's from different world"

I keep thinking about my au, after 12 mikey getting after very seriously injured trying to find his brother (ofc his brothers found his t-phone broken which is not good thing) and shredder and foot clan caught him in 3am 💀💀

also first meet part 2 lmao, obviously first mikey he found is miguel, badass mystic warrior

[cosmicmewtwo]

okay i've played like 200 hours¹ of bg3 now and not to like Blorbo Shame or whatever but i need someone to explain to me WHAT is the appeal of G*rtash

[zonecode]

@asterismas (Noisette) didn't like for a starter, but by god they're still getting one

     "—Well y'got one thing right, I'm startin' t'see spots I'm so livid. And whippin' up a nice slice'a shortcake's supposed'ta fix me up right quick, huh?"

     Who did this little creep think she was...? When someone's walking through town mean-mugging everyone they catch the glance of, isn't that enough of an indicator that the person probably doesn't want to be talked to? But then here comes this Pretty in Pink-looking cretin of a creature scuttling up with some Callooh Callay-sounding drivel about how cooking is a good destresser for when life's got you down.

     ...Oh, how saccharine. It made the tenrec's sneer most snide. With the amount of boiling hatred and anger she harbored in her day-to-day, this bite-sized waste of space thought cooking up some sourdough starter would make the rainclouds go away, huh?

     —As quick as a finger snaps, there's a jumping jolt of lightning set to leave a scorch mark at the pink thing's feet. A warning shot— a grace the imposter didn't often afford most. Thing #2 could count herself lucky with that one. But her luck was quick to fade when it came time to speak on the matter.

     "BEAT IT, little chef. I BREAK, not make. You're wastin' your time, and worst of all, you're wasting mine."

[ntls-24722]

i cannot. take this anymore. YKNOW WHAT

ok this is my 4TH TIME TRYING TO POST THE DAILY MUSIC MAN. im sorry if its disordered

Cringetober's 6th prompt was neko. I added angel DJ for the option of using another animal but cat ear headphones already exist and more catboy djmm ought to exist anywho. it's perfection and i best not toy with it

Also I got some very mixed bald head reviews and i thought these 3 interactions were funny

He doesn't know why this is happening.

Also, he does give great hugs, just be warned he will break everything in your body because he will hug you with full force and this genetically modified human DJMM is not only 12 feet tall but stupid strong

[banditsregina]

fanfic aesthetics: wildflowers by @waddingham

He's going over the schedule for the rest of the week with Roy and Beard when he looks up from his desk and spies a little tiny brunette in the doorway behind Roy.

[girlw-amermaidtattoo]

[evagora]

been playing termina. i fucking suck balls mannn does anyone have any advice for beginners

[homochampagne]

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[shorlinesorrows]

take my extremely messy 2AM DCC doodles (literally, I couldn’t sleep but was also barely conscious)

[asterias-corner]

I’m ranting in the tags because the topic is apparently sensitive on here

no tw or cw, just pissed off and concerned