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mindonfirebooks · 3 months
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Vile Odors and Sedative State: A Hard Science Fiction Poem
This poem takes a real hard science fiction tone. Once I wrote the poem, I then set out to create an image to accompany it. Infernal Ovum It ripens to a cocoon within seconds.Noxious, oozing vile odorsperpetuating the agony,exacerbating the nostril hair sting.But like a train wreck,I can't look away.Perhaps the smell intoxicatesthe mind to a sedative state?And now I'm bound to witnessthe birth…
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pensat-i-fet · 6 months
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jassylife · 9 months
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How everyone see Siren vs How CB sees Siren💀💀💀💀💀
Everyone sees Siren Sara:
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How Capt Barn sees her💀💀💀💀💀💀(as an insult):
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So ye some of Mel’s vids shows herself as an fairly but she is somehow an elf like alien or smth idk, CB ofc Siren is a fairly but it doesn’t mean she is Melanie Martinez🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 RIP Siren’s feelings (Got insulted by CB for being called Melanie Martinez)
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giannafartfart · 2 years
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Gorillaz Matchup!
This is a math cup for hugue and i math you cup with russel
you both bond over the fact that you are the fat twin
he comforts you when your wife tells you you cant be bald again
russel tells you your fursona would be a rhino because you look the same
he tickles you on the feet so you tried to get them amputated
russel cooks lots of meat for you both since he's fat and you arent a vegetarian
you have to comfort him when people on the internet call him squishy and fat so you jump on his stomach like a trampoline until he stops crying
russel likes to feed you so you can get fat because hes a kinky little fuck
he knows you're cheaating on your wife with him but he doesn't care because he only has eyes for you
he watches adam west batman with you and he eats that shit up
enjoy!!!!!!! have such a good night my gorgeous followers i love you all
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polka-ambassador · 4 months
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Always pleased when a new recording of a tune I'm already familiar with pops up in the discography of an artist I am new to.
In this case, I first heard Luzita done by Willi Carlisle a few months ago, and was pleasantly surprised tonight when I heard Lucita on Narciso Martinez's Sus 15 Mejores Polkas y Valses.
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dencyemily · 7 months
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Bullish Momentum: Massive Bitcoin Accumulation by Whales Sets Positive Tone in the Market
In the ever-evolving landscape of cryptocurrency, Bitcoin continues to stand out, proving its resilience and potential for significant returns. Renowned analyst Willy Woo has shed light on Bitcoin's unparalleled performance, emphasizing its consistency in delivering annual returns ranging from 30% to 60% over any four-year period. This stellar performance stands in stark contrast to traditional investment vehicles like the S&P 500, real estate, and venture capital funds, which often offer lower returns and experience more substantial drawdowns.
Bitcoin's long-term value proposition has become a focal point for investors, with Woo's insights highlighting its ability to outshine traditional investments. The digital currency's track record of robust returns has become a cornerstone for those contemplating investment decisions in the volatile world of cryptocurrencies.
Adding to the positive sentiment is the strategic buying behavior observed among Bitcoin whales, as noted by analyst Ali Martinez. These influential investors, holding substantial amounts of 1,000 to 100,000 BTC, are making strategic moves to increase their Bitcoin stakes. Their actions, particularly during the price range of $29,000 to $46,000, not only reflect confidence in Bitcoin's future but also serve as classic indicators of bullish sentiments in the current market.
Further reinforcing this optimistic outlook is the record-high inflow of Bitcoin into specific accumulation addresses, as reported by Ki Young Ju, CEO of CryptoQuant. These addresses, characterized by a lack of outgoing transactions and a consistent pattern of incoming transfers, showcase a concerted effort by investors to bolster their Bitcoin reserves in anticipation of potential price increases. This strategic behavior indicates a calculated approach by major holders to maximize their assets before potential market peaks.
Michael Saylor, a key figure in the Bitcoin community and former CEO of MicroStrategy, contributes to the positive narrative with his unwavering commitment to Bitcoin investment. MicroStrategy's substantial holding of almost 200,000 Bitcoin reflects Saylor's deep-seated belief in Bitcoin's superiority and its essential role in the future of the digital economy.
The recent introduction of spot Bitcoin ETFs has also played a pivotal role in shaping the cryptocurrency market. These ETFs have drawn institutional investment and served as a crucial bridge between traditional and digital finance. The high demand for these ETFs, coupled with the limited daily supply from Bitcoin miners, has created a bullish investment climate, further solidifying Bitcoin's position in the financial landscape.
While the optimistic trends in Bitcoin's performance and strategic moves by investors are promising, the inherent volatility of the cryptocurrency market remains a concern. External factors, such as major tech firms' earnings reports, add an element of uncertainty. However, the calculated accumulation by super-holders and the positive impact of spot Bitcoin ETFs provide strong indications of Bitcoin's promising future, showcasing its potential to continue as the digital gold standard.
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smallscreengifs · 2 years
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cupidlovesastro · 10 months
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𝑐𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡𝑎𝑢𝑟𝑢𝑠 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 ♉︎
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♉︎ taurus sun- megan fox, trisha paytas, leonardo da vinci, adele, queen elizabeth the 2nd, gigi hadid, mark zuckerberg
♉︎ taurus moon- christina aguilera, joe biden, christian bale, zendaya, lindsay lohan,frida kahlo, melanie martinez, kobe bryant
♉︎ taurus mercury- kanye west, kristen stewart, megan fox, emma watson, JFK, tom holland, sigmund freud
♉︎ taurus venus- ariana grande, princess diana, prince, lana del rey, mark zuckerberg, paul mccartney, marlon brando,
♉︎ taurus mars- michael jackson, jennifer lawrence, selena gomez, tom cruise, madonna, bruce willis, tom holland
♉︎ taurus jupiter- keanu reeves, martin luther king, shakira, vladimir putin, gandhi, adele, audrey hepburn, pablo picasso
♉︎ taurus saturn- uma thurman, tupac, bruce lee, al pacino, jennifer lopez, naomi campbell, muhammad ali
♉︎ taurus uranus- nikola tesla, vincent van gogh, jack nicholson, tina turner, sigmund freud, stephan hawking
♉︎ taurus chiron- kim kardashian, britney spears, nicki minaj, beyoncé, marilyn monroe
♉︎ taurus lilith- lady gaga, julia robert’s, will smith, lana del rey, celine dion, megan thee stallion, kanye west ,ryan reynolds,
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brentchua · 15 days
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willy chavarria s/s 2025, show, p2
america
featuring from top to bottom SCOTT BARNHILL @ soul, NOEL HERNANDEZ @ dna, SHAID ANAYA @ general, DILONE @ the lions, CARLITO LEON, MAXIME EMAD @ general, LEONARDO ALGODON, JORDAN MARTINEZ @ skorpion, ELOY MARTINEZ, NATHAN SANDERS @ dna, TYLER FORBES @ new york models, YG, MARLON CHITO VERA, BERNIE MARTINEZ @ next, MARCO LUCERO @ stetts, JOSHUA SETH @ heroes, MATTHEW REBBECCHINI, JOSEPH RAYO, CHARLY VERGARA, VALENTINE @ IMG, RUBUEN BILAN-CARROLL @ SOUL, CHRISTIAN GUZMAN @ state, and MALICK BBODIAN @ dna
creative director WILLY CHAVARRIA
art director JESS CUEVAS
stylist CARLOS NAZARIO
hair JOEY GEORGE
make up KUMA
casting BRENT CHUA
pr PURPLE PR
for full story please visit:
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theaawalker · 10 months
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Fandoms I'll Write For
Marvel (not Iron Man, Starlord, Loki, Thor, Doctor Strange, or Hawkeye, Drax, Victor Creed, Antman, Adam Warlocke, AG's Spiderman, or Cyclops)
DCEU (not Peacemaker, Killer Croc, JL's Joker, RP's Batman, or anyone from Gotham except Jerome/Jeremiah Valeska)
Scream Queens (not Chad Radwell or Pete Martinez)
American Horror Story (only Murder House, 1984, Freakshow, and Cult)
Hunger Games (not Gale, Maymitch, President Snow, or Cato)
The Maze Runner (not Ava Paige, Jorge, or Janson)
My Little Pony
Once Upon A Time (not Hook, David, Rumple, Neal, Peter Pan, or Zelena)
Pacific Rim (not the sequel)
Twilight (not Seth, Edward, Carlyle, or Jasper)
Stranger Things (not Will Byers, Billy Hargrove, or Jim Hopper)
IT (2017, 2019, and tv series) (not Henry Bowers or Pennywise)
Jurassic Park/World (not Owen Grady or Ian Malcolm)
Jumanji (1997 & 2017)
Zathura (not the dad or robot)
Stand By Me (not Ace Merrill)
Girl, Interrupted (not Jared Leto's character)
The Black Phone (not the Grabber or Mr. Blake)
Teen Wolf (the film & series)
Equestria Girls
Teen Wolf (not Peter, Jackson, Theo, or Derek)
The Office (not Jim, Ryan, or Dwight)
Now You See Me (not Dylan Rhodes or Merritt McKinney)
Descendants (not Chad, Harry, Ben, Jay, or Carlos)
Sky High (not Zach or Speed)
Percy Jackson films (not Luke Castellan)
The Umbrella Academy (not Five)
TMNT (live action ver. only)
Dance Moms (not the final season)
Ender's Game
Wednesday (not Xavier, Tyler, or the Dean)
Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (not Mentor Peter Parker)
Unbreakable (not Hedwig or Dennis)
Big Hero 6
The Black Mirror
Dynasty (not Culhane, Adam, or Blake)
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Spy Kids
Sharkboy & Lavagirl
Clue, Knives Out, & Glass Onion
Back to the Future (not Biff), Breakfast Club (not Bender), Sandlot, Stand By Me (not Ace Merrill), Mighty Ducks, The Outsiders (not Dally, Two-Bit, Randy, Bob, Steve, or Darry)
I’m willing to write imagines for underage characters so long as there's no romance (examples: hang out with the Losers Club at the barrens; go shopping with Eleven and Max; play baseball with Finney and Bruce). I’m allowed to deny any request and the longest I should take ever to write one is about 2 weeks. I’ll write smut, fluff, angst, poly relationships, LGBTQ+, etc. Generally most of my x readers are female unless stated otherwise.
What I won’t write-
I won’t write anything to do with rape, bestiality, necrophilia, incest, romance with anyone younger than 18, gun play, anything about poo(sexually), anything about urine(squirting is fine considering it’s not technically urine), age gaps. See guidelines for more details.
Thanks for reading❤️
A.A. Walker
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marianadecarlos · 3 months
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Eugenia Martinez Vallejo "The Monster" Fanart
I recently read about her, Her story is quite sad and fascinating. She was born in a church and her parents were blessed by this but soon they found something unusual about her, she started growing unusually compared to other children. She had a voracious appetite and gained more weight as she grew older to the point that she became famous in nearby towns and her fame reached the Spanish Court. The fame she received in the village was not pleasant as many people would trespass into her home just to make fun of her physical appearance. To the point that her parents had to keep her hidden inside her home. She never went outdoors until Charles II of Spain heard stories about her and started to feel a great interest in her. Charles II invited her and her family to court to meet Eugenia in person. When the family arrived at court and met King Charles II. He proposed an idea for Eugenia to be part of the Spanish court. Her parents accepted this offer and began to be known as the monster. She lived with the people of pleasure which is composed of individuals who had physical deformities. Their Job is to entertain the king and the court. They were not given a salary, instead, they were given the comforts of living in the palace. Having all kinds of food and wine and wearing the best clothes. She became increasingly famous and many drawings and writings were created about her. She was described as having whitish skin and black hair. She always had a sad expression. Her body had such a volume that she looked somewhat deformed. She always walked with great difficulty almost staggering. This attracted tremendous attention from other girls at court. The other girls would watch her imitate their footsteps and even of the King. many ladies would demand her presence. She would accompany them at court events. They observed her and treated her as if she was a strange being. Charles II would display her at state diners and events. All would come far and wide just to see her. She among other people of pleasure was seen as pets. Historians speculate that she suffers from Prader-Willi syndrome. Despite the mockery she received she enjoyed her time in the palace. She received binders and expensive dresses. It is known that she was pleasant and quite healthy becoming appreciated by the royal family and the nobility. She died on the year 1699 due to her condition.
Eugenia was subjected to mockery and ridicule just because of her weight. She lived her life fully and made the best of her situation. It is so sad that fat shaming is still a thing today. The lesson of this story is not to bully others regarding their appearance.
She had two portraits painted by Juan Carreno de Miranda
As for Charles II, I have read many people making rude comments about him. Yes, he commissioned these portraits to be painted and displayed for all to see. At that time, having a portrait painted for you was a great honor for someone to have. She was used, like other jesters: madmen, blacks, dwarfs, etc. They were called "pleasure people" of the court, typical of the time. Being painted naked was weird and barbaric in the modern eye even I find it weird but at the time, It was a "rarity" and her clothing did not allow us to see her true physical state. The artist's morbidity probably influenced it, although with a minimum of dignity when adding the vine leaves. She lived practically isolated during the first years of her life, which would have greatly affected her social abilities and development if it had continued. In the palace, she did not have to worry about clothing, food, or any work that could cause injuries. Although being part of the "pleasure people" was not the best, she had a better life than he could have had outside. Charles II saved her from a life of isolation and gave her privileges. Charles II is a very compassionate and always shared a great interest in people in her condition because he knew deep down he could relate to them. We have to thank Charles, as he was one of the reasons why her story is known.
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mindonfirebooks · 6 months
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Summer Dreaming
Sunsets,Cigarettes,Lipsis bliss#sunworship #heliolatry
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equestriafreddy95 · 10 days
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Hey! Hechale un vistazo a el capitulo 0 acerca de mi AU Willys Wonderland Pity Party , "Touch Me I Scream". Basado en la cancion unreleased de Melanie Martinez.
Este proyecto es multifandom asi que encontraras referencias a algunas franquicias que incluso tienen que ver con la historia.
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Hey! Check out episode 0 of my AU Willys Wonderland pity party, “Touch Me I Scream.” Based on the unreleased song by Melanie Martinez. This project is multifandom so you will find references to some franchises that even have connection with the story.
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themorticians-world · 11 months
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I. VOID .I Xavier Thorpe x O.C
*All copy rights go to the creators of Wednesday, and the music to Melanie Martinez. Those are their's to claim they just helped inspire me.* Also this has an Original Character and OC family.* SMUT. 18+. MINORS DNI. 
Warnings: Smut, unprotected P in V (don’t be silly wrap your willy), touch of being insecure/chubby, I’m sure there’s more but that’s the gist of what I can think of.
“So strange
I'm tryin' to find the doorway
My eyes are starin' at me
And they seem so damn unhappy..”
“Don’t stop” I gasp out while Xavier pulls my hair and pounds into me from behind. I can feel him squeezing my plush hips while he juts into me at an inhuman pace. “Do you like how I fill you up? How I stretch you out?” He huffs, blowing at a piece of hair that’s fallen out of his bun. I clench around him, taking his energy and using it to feed the ache and hunger that is never-ending in my core. 
“Xavier I can’t” I moan, not being able to take the constant feel of his cock kissing my g-spot, the feeling of his hands rubbing my neck while pulling on my pony tail, the overwhelming scent of him. “You can, and you will Ophelia” he moans. I use his moment of weakness against him, and flip our position. I lay him flat on my bed while I straddle him. I can feel him in my stomach when I start to rock my hips against his pelvis. “Ophelia, wait no I’m going to cum” he whines out. I reach forward and lick a strip up his neck, my forked tongue tickling the sensitive spot behind his ear. He reaches up and grabs at my stomach, a moment of insecurity hits me, I’ve never had a body like this, round and plush. But I remind myself that I am what he views as his perfect girl, so I swallow my thoughts and clench down on him. “Baby where do you want me to cum?” He starts to lose his rhythm and I can feel he’s close, “inside me” I whisper seductively into his ear. “Fuck me, babe I’m - Ophelia baby I’m cumming.” He moans out, once last thrust and he’s shooting his load into me, while I clench down on him. I feel my own climax begin to wash over me, the constant pressure on my clit from his hip bones, him hitting in me perfectly becomes too much, letting myself go I see stars as I orgasm. He cries out as I milked him for all I could, hoping to ease my hunger for at least the next day, and I collapse beside him, curling into his chest and allowing myself to fall sleep.
I wake up the next morning drenched in sweat and sticky with my own arousal. Wet dreams about the tortured artist I met the night before fuelling my intense need to feed. I begin to stretch and wipe my eyes while yawning. 
Knowing my mother wants to talk today about rules, and go over some things that have changed since our last rebirth, I prepare to get ready. Walking to the bathroom, I comb out my wavy hair, and begin to wash my face. I brush my teeth and head to the closet to pick out my outfit for the day. I settle on a pair of black high waisted mom jeans, a black V-neck long sleeve that’s form fitting and a pair of black slip on vans. Once dressed, I spray myself down with perfume.
Walking down the spiral staircase I have a pep in my step as I enter the kitchen area. “Good morning beautiful girl, how was your first nights sleep?” My mom greets me, kissing my forehead. “Really well, I need to feed after the night I’ve had though” I let out a giggle and grab an apple. Sitting down at the bar seats my mom looks at me and frowns, “sweetie when you’re ready we can have our chat. Until then, maybe go change? I think you might be a bit too big for that shirt.” Looking down I frown myself, wondering what she’s referring to. Yes I’m certainly more curvy and vivacious than my previous lives, but the form fitting long sleeve hugs my curves, shows off my large chest and pairs perfectly with my jeans. “Im good mom, I feel comfortable in this, but let’s go have that talk. You’re starting to make me anxious” I let out a weak laugh and walk towards the living room, where I notice my father in front of the fire place, poking at the already burning wooden logs. “Good morning daddy!” I exclaim going to give a hug, only to be met with a slow step back and a tight grin. 
Frowning I look down and sit, awaiting for someone to break the awkward silence and start the oh-so important conversation. “Well hunny, we have some rules we need to go over, and some things to touch on. This life time is different than the last, there’s technology beyond what we could’ve ever imagined, and us outcasts aren’t as shunned as we were before. Your father and I have spoken and we have agreed on the following” my mom shifts in her seat, nervously running the palm of her hands across her black fitting dress. 
“Rule number one, there is a school here for outcasts, you have been enrolled and will start with the rest of your class on the 9th.” She nods and continues, “ Second rule, being that you will be living on campus amongst your fellow outcasts, your father and I are ready to live as a couple again, not parents.” She says firmly, My eyebrows tense as I go to speak, she holds her hand up as if to shush me, “third rule, we don’t want to know when, if, how, who and where you feed. Your father and I are wanting a break from the constant complaining of being hungry, and having to be around to hear you feed on poor young men and women.” She frowns while looking down. I look down at my hands, feeling ashamed for who and what I am for the first time ever. I sniffle, and hold back the tears brimming my eyes and nod at her to continue. To my surprise it’s my dad who speaks next, “Hunny we love you, but it’s time you start to learn to be independent and find your own crowd you can fit in with. We have gone ahead and got you a phone, and we will assist in your packing today, you leave this afternoon for school. We have spoken to your principal, and you have been assigned a private room due to your unique, feeding habits.” He smiles while placing his hand on my knee, as if to comfort me. 
Standing up and straightening my shirt, I head towards the stairs to gather my things. Never have my parents thrown me away like trash, they don’t even seem worried that Evan hasn’t rebirthed yet. As I jog up the stairs, my chest bouncing while i do so, I head into my room and slam my door. I guess on the bright side, I only had one night with my new set up, meaning I didn’t become too attached to what I thought could be permeant. I begin throwing my things into piles to sort through in bags and boxes, I hear foot steps coming up the stairs and I stiffen, truly not wanting to even face my family right now. 
“Here beautiful, these are the spare boxes from when we moved here. Let me know if you need any help” my mom says lightly, placing the few boxes onto the ground of my room. I nod and don’t respond, beginning to throw my items into the boxes not really caring how messy everything is. What feels like days, but in reality is only an hour and a half, I have completed my packing, and head downstairs with some of my boxes. “I’m ready, can you please grab the last few boxes” I say with a slight sass to my voice. Nodding my dad pulls out a set of car keys and unlocks the car. I walk outside and begin to put my items into the modernized hearse.  
-2 hours later-
“Goodbye baby girl, we love you.” My mother waves near the hearse, I turn and glare, grabbing my last box to take to my room. My new room isn’t small, but it’s not like the beautifully decorated room my parents had made me for seemingly no reason. 
I look around and begin to figure out what decor can go where, what clothes to be hung and to be folded, and where to place my shoes.
After finishing my room, and placing my new uniform on a hanger in my closet to prevent wrinkles, I begin my hunt to find the cafeteria. Wandering the halls of this beautiful castle disguised as a school, I begin to see fellow outcasts, faceless people, sirens, wolves, and those who appear to be in all accounts, ��normal’. As I walk around the halls, I begin to follow a slew of hushed whispers and end up in the centre of the quad, to see tons of outcasts chatting, eating and enjoying themselves. I feel my cheeks heat up, as my horns become the focal point of everyones attention. I straighten my posture and walk with a feign confidence to retrieve a plate of poorly made pork chops and what appears to be mashed potatoes. Wincing I grab a bottle of water and head towards an empty table near the trash can. I pull out my new phone and begin to try and figure out how to use it. A little while later, I learned and had finished setting up. Noticing my parents had placed their numbers in my phone along with the number to the therapist in town. I place my phone down, losing my small appetite and stand up readying to throw out my so called ‘dinner’.
As I turn to place my tray on the cart where it belongs, I’m face to face, well face to chest with the tall long haired boy from the small shed in the woods. “We meet again, hopefully this time I can catch your name.” He smirks. Instantly the heat in my core intensifies as I realize it’s Xavier, the one from my dream. I smile up at him, allowing my fangs and horns to peak, “Well, hello handsome, I’m Ophelia, it’s nice to see a familiar face around” I shrug my shoulders and bat my lashes up at him.
‘Oh this is going to be fun’ I think to myself, he smiles down at me, his beautiful green eyes hold something mischievous behind them. “I’m glad to see you here, do you want a tour?” He says confidently. Nodding eagerly I move my arms as if to say ‘lead the way’.
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manicplank · 7 months
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Your one PizzaHead post inspired me, so can we get some Karaoke headcanons?
HEHEHE YOU ABSOLUTELY CAN
The tower hosts karaoke night every now and again. So, who would participate, what would they sing, and who would win?
KARAOKE HEADCANONS!!!!
Peppino: Would absolutely participate and blow everyone away with how well he can sing. He would sing Jenny by Tommy Tutone
Gustavo: He would hesitantly participate. He would sing Out of Touch by Hall & Oates. He's a decent singer, and everyone was a bit shocked.
Mr. Stick: He would be so nervous to sing, but he'd choose Down Under by Men at Work. Probably isn't the greatest singer, but he ended up having fun.
Pepperman: He would PASSIONATELY sing My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, absolutely no doubt in my mind. Everyone is amazed by how he hits the high notes.
The Vigilante: He wouldn't want to sing at first. After a few drinks, he'd confidently stumble up there and sing City of New Orleans by Willie Nelson a bit drunkenly.
The Noise: Rat man can sing, and he KNOWS it. He'd walk up to the mic with a huge grin on his face. He'd start with Wonderboy by Tenacious D only to be cheered on for an encore. For the encore, he'd sing All I Wanted Was You by Paramore.
Noisette: She's another great singer but thinks she isn't. She'd probably sing Pity Party by Melanie Martinez. She would be amazing but play it off as if it was bad.
Fake Peppino: Fakey usually doesn't sing. He doesn't necessarily know how to. But... The Noise taught him a song specifically for karaoke night. And that song is I Can Only Count To Four by Psychostick.
Pizzahead: As I said, he one time sang WAP by Cardi B and had the mic pulled away from him. But a different time, he sang My Way by Frank Sinatra. He also got to do an encore, which he sang Beyond the Sea by Bobby Darin.
Pillar John: He would sing Patient is the Night from Over the Garden Wall and shock everyone with his fantastic voice. He's surprisingly talented. He'd be cheered for an encore, which he'd sing Hotel California by Eagles.
Gerome: He would quietly go up to the mic just to murder it with the song Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd then walk off.
The winner with the most votes was tied between The Noise and Pizzahead. Peppino was pissed, he thought he was going to win for sure. A fight broke out between The Noise and Pizzahead. The Noise ended up winning by the last vote... The Vigilante drunkenly voted for him just to piss Pizzahead off.
But don't worry, Pizzahead won the next karaoke night (because The Noise wasn't invited).
(A few links are broken, so you'll have to look up the song. Other than that, everything seems to be good.)
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gabrielora · 1 year
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SOUTH PARK MUSIC HEAD CANNONS⁉️
STAN:
Radiohead (hes.. a little bit of a ceeep, maybe a weirdo even)
Weezer (he’s such a fucking looser)
The Cure (based)
The Smiths (Bro is NOT aware of the morrisey scandals)
Deftones (he gets barely any game)
Bahaus
Primus
Siouxsie and the Banshees (he had a small goth phase, he was probably only introduced to the basics)
The entire Rocky horror picture show soundtrack (trust me please hear me out)
KORN
Metalica
Pantera
Judas Priest (BASED)
Black Sabbath
Slayer
Nine inch nails
The Living tombstones (he had a closeted fnaf creepy pasta phase and we all know it)
KYLE:
The beastie boys (he likes Jewish Rap)
Alice In Chains (BASED)
Marina and the diamonds
Mary J bilge (SHE CAN ADD WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY 🔥🔥)
The Cure (cannon)
Beck
Them crooked vultures
The smashing pumpkins (specifically 3 songs)
311
Gorilaz
Weezer (hes just like buddy holly, and a fucking looser)
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
Queen
Black Sabbath
Billy idol
Ben folds five
Tears for fears
Depache mode
Soft cell
Duran Duran
Tears for fears
KORN
Eminem
Blue öyster cult
Blu Cantrell
The Smiths
Bôa
(I have a full playlist of this one)
KENNY:
Insane Clown Pussy
Blink 182
Weezer (LOSER)
MSI (listened to it illegally anyways so he wasn’t too sad about the news)
Primus
Eminem
Sir Mix a lot
Lemon demon (Two trucks holding hands)
Ayesha erotica
Kesha
All the Sailor moon themes (he watches sailor moon with Karen and he got into it)
Devo
Oingo boingo
Wesley Willis
CARTMAN:
Lady Gaga
Britney Spears
Katy Perry
Mitski (HEAR ME OUT OKAY, HIS MOM LIKES HER)
Marina and the Diamonds (bro relates to some of the songs)
Grimes
MSI (he doesn’t care to download stuff illegally, but he is a bit sad about the pedofillia part)
Ayesha Erotica (he eats every fem outfit he does he has to get his cunt serving genes from somewhere)
Melanie Martinez (he thinks he’s so badass listening to mad hatter but he’s actually just a fuckass)
PRIMUS
Wesley Willis
Alright so that’s my list I’m tired and I am being thrown around by adventure time and South Park like a tennis ball so I am not fully tisming out on South Park yet (might not be fully accurate)
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