#witcher streamer au

[momochiikawa]

GENSHIN STREAMER AU X READER

includes: cyno, heizou, kaeya, scara, childe, ningguang, kazuha

content: fluff, kys jokes in scaras part

gn!reader ♡

cyno

pro gamer!!!

plays lots of different games but his favourites are "the witcher 3" and "Identity v"

takes part in tournaments!

probably streams at ungodly hours

great at roleplaying and getting into the lore

sometimes, he does "silly streams" where he, tighnari, kaveh, and alhaitham play uno.

lord they curse so loudly

once they woke you up from a nap and cyno ended the stream to cuddle you back to sleep, because he felt so bad :((

the chat knows you as "choo choo boo boo"

when you're beside him while he streams, he tries so hard to win so you can compliment him ♡

tells unfunny jokes on twitter

heizou

AHHH

mainly plays games like "ABZU" or "life is strange"

great at puzzles in games

probably has a youtube where he posts tutorials

if he can't solve something, he starts screaming into the mic (press f for the chat)

sometimes he just streams with you cuddled into his side, commenting whatever he's doing

kaeya

a variety streamer

he mainly plays horror games, loves the adrenaline .

makes you sit with him during the scariest moments, so you'll hug his arm when you're scared

(it ends up being him cuddling into your arm)

when you two are actually playing a multiplayer game, he makes you take his chair (super comfortable!!) and just sits on a stool (rip)

will play your favourite game on stream!!

did a cooking stream on valentines day, where he was making a cake for you ♡

scara

plays league of legends, and valorant

swears so much, you're scared he'll get banned

the chat loves you because you made him meow after a big donation once

also plays tournaments and won many

doesn't like playing lol or valorant with you, he prefers things like minecraft or stardew valley (you collect flowers, he fights for his life in the caves)

there's so many clips of him being soft for you, and then instantly telling tartaglia to kys

when you two first kissed on live the chat went insane, and it was trending on twitter

was canceled so many times on twitter

childe

plays w/ scara!

he often does cooking streams in that god awful apron with the text "kiss the cook"

doesn't swear as much, he keeps it family friendly when his brother is watching his stream

but his late night streams. LORD. the amount of dirty jokes...

plays roblox with you

likes having you on his lap while preparing for tournaments ♡

ningguang

ASMR!!

her voice is perfect for it ♡

you always appear in her skincare/handcare/haircare/makeup streams

you know those east asian channels where they just put so much expensive stuff on you?

yeah thats her

will give you a lil kiss afterwards the stream as a reward ♡

if you had problems falling asleep, now you feel completely relaxed while she gently messages your face ♡

kazuha

cozy!

plays minecraft, stardew valley, animal crossing and stray

has a very warm voice so his chat are either simps, or people who want to fall asleep.

you often bring him snacks and drinks while saying hello to the chat!

you consider the chat your kids basically. (kazuha is the mom btw)

always gifts you flowers in stardew/minecraft

you kissed you once on stream and chat watched him gradually get redder by each second.

he's scared of twitter (i dont blame him lmao)

[fangirlsfavoritebardboy]

Witcher Fanfiction Recs #3

The witcher's stalker by Ledgea

Summary: Jaskier didn't know there were more witchers than Geralt, so every time he hears about a witcher, he assumes it's Geralt and follows. He ends up running into multiple witchers by pure accident who begin to think he's a witcher stalker.

i promise you i'm not broken by nezarini

Jaskier makes Geralt angry on accident, so he tries not to upset him anymore. Jaskier ends up accidentally hurting himself but keeps it secret from Geralt to avoid his anger. It's not the best plan.

Remember to Like, Comment, and Subscribe! by MsThunderFrost

Modern AU where Geralt is a horror video game Twitch streamer who wears a heart monitor to prove he's not scared. But he can't seem to keep his heart from racing after his boyfriend, Jaskier, insists on watching him play. Geralt/Jaskier

[major-toast]

// minors dni //

Welcome, traveller.

If you found this blog, this means you must have dug really deep. Congratulations! If you like what you're seeing, feel free to stay. If not, please take this biscuit for the continuation of your journey.

As a prospective writer, I share a love for philosophy, poetry, and the macabre. But, of course, this will be used as a dumping ground for anything of interest to me.

Currently, I am the most active in the marauders fandom, but occasionally partake in FE3H, Witcher 3 or any other game-related content. You can find a list regarding the works I've written for - especially - the marauders fandom down below.

Take care, Toast

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recent works:

Tear You Apart: Sirius Black / Remus Lupin // smut shot (8.2k) // vampire / priest AU

"Temptation [tɛmpˈteɪʃən] - the desire to do something, especially something wrong or unwise." As Father of his local church, Remus knows the definition of sin better than anyone. Disgusted by the wrongdoings of his fellow citizens, he has sworn himself to a life of betterment, to abstinence of iniquity. Yet, all his convictions seem to waver once he is met with desire turned flesh - a vampire calling themselves Sirius Black. A fanfiction inspired by waxingrunes' Priest Remus artwork

Sonder: Sirius Black / Remus Lupin // one shot (4.9k) // bookstore AU

At the age of sixty-four Remus has encountered many hardships in life. Broken by their cruelty, he believes to be better off alone, lest he hurts the people around him. After all, a wreck like him is not made to love or be loved. So, he sticks to his books, tending to the little shop he calls his own. Here, he cannot harm anyone. Here, he is all by himself. But as a new pair of silver eyes find themselves between his records and work of fiction, everything seems to change. All it took was one dazzling smile and the confidence of a man unknown.

Game On: Barty Crouch Jnr / Evan Rosier // smut shot (4.9k) // streamer AU

“I’m your biggest fan, Briar”, he murmured with a smile. “If you told me to jump, I would. I’d even do a backflip just to impress you. Please, give me a chance. A date, that’s all I want.” Evan considered him for a moment, one brow raised sceptically. Then, a slow, cruel smile twisted those perfectly curved lips. “Fine. I’ll go out with you, you twat”, he said. “But only if you win this tournament.” Or: To win Evan over, Barty needs to win the 2023 League of Legends Championship. A dare, that not only ends with a lesson learned, but also the fuck of Barty’s life. Two can play that game.

Closing Hours: Barty Crouch Jnr / Evan Rosier // smut shot (3.8k) // minimum wage AU

A minimum wage job – one of the supporting pillars of consumer behaviour… and Evan’s personal hell. But – oh well – that’s what you’re getting for chasing the thrill rather than logic, or – in other words – sell crack to children. It’s a last-ditch effort for him to turn his life around, abandon his wicked ways. And it would have worked – hadn’t it been for his utterly stupid (and unfairly handsome) coworker, Bartemius Crouch Jnr.

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Witcher Headcanon (Modern AU) - Imaginary Friend

Jaskier had a very active imagination. It was what fed his creativity. When he was writing his songs, his imagination would show him all manner of fantastic things that would inspire lyrics and stories.

The worlds he created in his head were detailed and rich, and his dreams were often the wellspring for the content of his songs and poems.

Like all dreams, each was different. Some were happy, some melancholy, and some a little weird. And then, there were the nightmares: dreams about dark creatures and terrifying places; the creeping blackness that dogged your steps and loomed over your shoulder.

Jaskier had frequent nightmares for months after a bad run in with a Witcher. He had been stalked in these nightmares by a monster he had called Not Geralt. It was a ragged, hulking creature that trailed sticky streamers of blood from it's feathered bird body, and whispered to him with it's human face. It's face that looked like a cursed copy of Geralt's.

Geralt had gotten to see it once, when Yennefer had sent him into Jaskier's nightmare to keep him from hurting himself. It had creeped him the f**k out. But not as much as the other dream creature Jaskier's imagination had conjured.

Jaskier had started talking about this 'Other Geralt'. From what Geralt could gather, it was a benevolent dream 'guardian' that would hang out with Jaskier in his dreams to keep Not Geralt away. Sometimes it would appear as if the thing showed up just for the h*ll of it.

Yennefer didn't seem bothered by it at all, and would ask for the latest updates on what Other Geralt had been up to. They talked about it like it was some sort of pet, or quirky friend. Jaskier jokingly called it his imaginary friend. Yennefer and Geralt got to meet the creature one night, as the nightmares had been particularly bad, and Yennefer had decided to look in on his dreams.

Hearing about the creature was one thing, but seeing it... It looked ridiculous. It looked like someone had popped the head off an action figure and replaced with an animal head. Why Jaskier's subconscious had given it an animal head was a mystery. It wasn't even a bada** animal, like a wolf, or a dragon.

No, it was a bird head. And it wasn't even a cool bird either! Geralt wouldn't have minded so much if it had been an eagle, or a hawk. H*ll, even a d*mn chickadee would have been better. But nooOOOOoo! It had to be what looked like the unholy union of a frog and an owl.

Yennefer had thought it was adorable and had informed them that it had the head of a potoo. The apparition had immediately been dubbed Potoo Head Geralt.

Geralt had not been amused. He had left the dream world and spent the rest of the night in his room, decompressing by fussing over his horse figurine collection. He came out later, when he heard Yennefer and Jaskier giggling and carrying on about something.

Geralt was suspicious. They were probably plotting to kidnap one of his horses again, and make him do something to embarrass himself in order to get it back. His hidden rainbow hair had finally faded enough to where it was less eye-searingly bright; now it was more pastel.

He had turned the corner and there in the living room was Potoo Head Geralt in all his absurd glory.

Geralt suffered its presence for weeks, watching it suspiciously. Sometimes it seemed like it behaved as if it had almost human intelligence, but it was aslo stupid enough to be terrified of the vacuum cleaner. The first time Geralt had run it in the livingroom, Potoo Head Geralt had started flapping around in a panic and making a godawful 'MmWwWwaAAwwPPPP' sound.

He couldn't quiet put his finger on what it actually was about the creature that he didn't like. It wasn't really one specific thing, he supposed. Of course it was just unnerving to look at. Who wouldn't be weirded out by what looked like a video game mod of yourself.

For sure he was irritated by how Jaskier and Yennefer were giving it so much attention--not that he was jealous! He was absolutely not jealous of how Jaskier just let it follow him around everywhere, like Geralt couldn't do a good enough job of protecting his friends.

And then it started following Geralt around too as if it thought Geralt couldn't look after himself! Geralt would turn around and there it was just standing there with that wall-eyed stare, the f***ing thing.

And it kept looking at him with those creepy eyes! Ok, so maybe it wasn't looking at him. It was hard to tell because its eyes gave the impression that it was looking in two different directions. And it always either looked f***ing confused as h*ll, or like it was perpetually startled.

Maybe what p*ssed him off the most about it, was how Yennefer and Jaskier kept trying to get him to make friends with his ridiculous namesake. Geralt knew he was being an a**hole about it, but the whole situation was just too weird and uncomfortable.

After a day out on the town almost ended badly for Potoo Head Geralt, Yennefer decided that it was not safe for him and that he needed to go back to the dream world. Jaskier had been crestfallen, but had agreed. People had a hard enough time accepting Witchers as it was. Potoo Head Geralt would be seen as something more monstrous than a Witcher.

So, they had bid Jaskier's imaginary friend goodbye, and Yennefer had cast the spell that would send him home. She cast it again because nothing happened. She tried one more time. And then they all stood there mutely, wondering what the f**k they were going to do with Potoo Head Geralt because apparently he wasn't going anywhere.

Geralt felt bad for the thing. He might not like it, but he didn't want it to get hurt. He suggested that Potoo Head Geralt could live in Kaer Morhen. It was remote and far from the general populace, with plenty of forest land to wander in. Vesemir would be glad for the help and the company.

Geralt's brothers had teased him mercilessly about his namesake. They made him stand next to it while they took pictures and made comments about not being able to see the difference.

Potoo Head Geralt was given the less cumbersome nickname of Peepers and Yennefer and Jaskier had promised to visit and call often. He settled in nicely at Kaer Morhen and became Vesemir's favorite 'son', if the sh*t ton of photos and videos he'd send to Jaskier were anything to go by.

[lunarfortune]

im totally normal (lie) so heres a list of gunblaze au's just for fun

skinline au's

• ruined/runeterra

the one that started it all. based primarily after the global harrowing in which both sarah fortune and shyvana were under viego's influence. with demacia and bilgewater both reeling in the wake of the ruination, jarvan temporarily sends shyvana to bilgewater for her own protection as demacia rebuilds, because captain fortune is the only one willing to take in the dragon who turned her flame on her countrymen

(because sarah, too, understood what it was like to be controlled by the mists)

eventual throuple verse with katarina.

TAH HAS A FIC. BTW. IF U CARE.

• lunar beast miss fortune/hexplorer shyvana

i like to think that hexplorers are able to travel to different universes in the search of treasure (especially since multiple universes are hinted in several hexplorer splash arts), so this one is hexshyv dropping by during a lunar parade and sarah knows a cute "i just recently discovered im queer" gal when she sees one. sarah winds up accompanying shyv on her travels, maybe they also get married. for insurance purposes of course.

to cope with shyv usually bearing Too Much human in her designs and never enough of her draconic heritage i usually headcanon her with additional reptile-aligned aspects, so i think of hexshyv as akin to geckos regarding her skin texture and stuff

occasionally throuple verse with project kat

also related: lbmf/hexshyv/battle bunny miss fortune

shenanigan purposes. sarah flirts with herself in LoR if a copy of herself is played to the opponent's board so like. of course she would hit up alternate versions of herself. bbmf Also thinks hexshyv is very cute

• star guardian miss fortune/dark star shyvana

ripped away from her team during a battle into a black hole, sarah eventually comes to in a dead space with a massive star devouring dragon

• porcelain miss fortune/immortal journey shyvana

still cooking but thinking thoughts

• gun goddess miss fortune/super galaxy shyvana

whats a dragon with a dragon mech to do when one of the most dangerous bounty hunters of the universe decides you've caught her interest

"why does the dragon have a mech" do you know how big space is. do u expect her to fly through that on her own. the mech is just super convenient

• broken covenant miss fortune/arclight shyvana

still cooking, frankly trying to force myself to like broken covenant djkhsghjs

misc au's

• coven miss fortune/old god shyvana

indulgent bc these skins dont exist and i frankly dont trust riot to do old god shyv and Not just make her a conventionally attractive woman with minimal draconic aspects as per usual. shyv is a dormant god resurrected by sarah

• musicverse

modernverse with sarah as a singer thats sponsored by evelynn kda. throuple verse with kat

shyv and kat are roommates who encounter sarah as an up and coming singer at a club and have a. messy. relationship with her that she struggles to repair later

• egirl

modernverse. sarahs a streamer lmfao. shyv likes to play just dance :) throuple verse with kat.

could also be same verse as activate/captivate/annihilate but thats up to tah, idc either way

• siren

sarah being a siren very heavily based off the ones in the witcher but without the monster form bc i think conventionally attractive woman using her looks to lure in prey but her true form being monstrous is kinda boring and maybe sarah should just be fangy and dangerous while Also being pretty yknow. shyv is still a fire drake and happens to catch sarah by mistake while hunting the local waters, and well, sarahs not immune to flirting with fellow gal predators

[fawnnbinary]

Hey I'm vaguely remembering a post you made a while back about not wanting people to make fanworks of your stuff (can't find that post now so maybe I made it up???) so I'm wondering if that has changed? (Or if you even said anything to begin with?) Like for your OCs as well as your Witcher AUs

Thank you for your creations <3

Oh! I remember the post you're talking about, that was specifically for the streamer au Bumblebee and I have! That one is off limits, as we don't feel comfortable sharing that specific au and it's plot and specific details with the fandom at large so our specific au isn't poached the way others might have been in the past - or like the way some things become like, "fandom property" almost. I personally don't mind fanworks inspired by my general fan content, be it aus or art or what have you, and definitely don't mind fanart of my ocs, I love love love fanart of my ocs, I'll kiss you on the mouth for fanart/writing of them (though anyone with a tag starting with boc: or moc: is either Bumblebee's (@goodgoblinguy) or Mars's (@holocrypticocs) and they've both given me the green light to say it's okay with them too) and only ask you tag me so I can see/credit me!! (Bumblebee has also asked to be tagged, and since our ocs are usually a packaged deal we're giving you full permission for fan art/writing of any of them in any of the aus I've posted or their canon ^^)

for example, the fic Everybody Wants to Be Us (written by @tallfroggie) was made with a bunch of the outfit doodles of Jask I've done in mind, and Froggie mentioned/linked to them in it!!

if you're ever unsure if something is good with me you can always dm me to, but if it's mine, I'm probably down as long as I get to see the finished stuff!!! <3

[phoenixtakaramono]

So, as you know, TNotG will have 135 chapters spanning 6 arcs + the return to Billy’s OG world in the prologue (because, it has to be seven, y’get the reference?). Think of it as 6 Butchlander AUs that tie together in a bigger overarching narrative. I do have some logic regarding the order of these arcs (aka why it’s these worlds and why it has to be in this specific order of arcs). Mostly the reason is because I love reading certain genres in my free time so writing a QT presents this writer the opportunity to try out a couple of them, to experiment. Also with The Boys being an unfinished TV series as of 2023 with S4 projected to air in maybe 2024, my logic was: I have to make it a series of AUs, otherwise I’ll feel discouraged after seeing what’ll probably be canonized in S4, S5–? Basically I’m thinking of ways to keep my motivation alive to keep writing this 135ch QT. By then, I will have enough time to have seen the direction the TV has gone in for S4 and maybe S5, so I can make a decision then of how to “fix it” for the penultimate arc.

The reason why we’re starting off in the medieval fantasy genre first for Task World 1 for The Name of the Game:

The smart answer: it’s the genre I’m known for in my AO3 portfolio (pseudohistorical romance, really, if we truly condense everything I’ve written down)—so why not start off strong with what I know? I can confidently riff off the Western medieval fantasy tropes that we see in Game of Thrones, Dragon Age: Inquisition, the Witcher, etc to make a subtly fun and meta deconstruction of the tropes we’d expect from Western fairytales and fantasies. I want to satirize the whole knight in shining armor coming to save the kidnapped princess from the evil dragon trope—and I can make it fit Homelander and Billy.

And a bit of a truth potion: the small lizard hindbrain part of me wants to see the knight version of Homelander getting stuffed on Billy’s two dragon d*cks 🫣 and growing obsessed with his mount *snicker* to the point of overthrowing the kingdom he once loyally served in a dramatic twist of irony.

The reason why I decided to make arc 2 a dystopian horror/ survival game:

The smart answer: The previous genre is medieval fantasy—so I wanted something from the left field to take Billy by surprise. The Task World difficulty level is suppose to ramp up, so Arc 1 is the easiest for Billy because he gets to LARP as a motherf*cking dragon and Arc 2 is also easy because Billy excels at high intense stressful situations i.e. survival horror death matches. So it’s still difficult—but I get to throw him into a new environment with very familiar faces but the circumstances are now different (a different alternate reality) so it’s a different challenge awaiting him. I can show off Billy’s badassness and smarts in a different situation—and have the John of this new universe react to him.

Truth potion: Infinite Flow/ Unlimited Flow is one of my favorite C-novel genres. The Earth is Online is one of my all-time favorites, as well as I Became a God in a Horror Game, Kaleidoscope of Death, Global Examination, Supernatural Movie Actor App, Thriller Trainee, Welcome to the Nightmare Live, etc. I eat these easily 100+ to 300+ chaptered novels for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We’re combining what I love with dystopian horror because I wanna playfully poke fun of the popular Western (YA usually) dystopian survival horror tropes (think Cabin in the Woods, Hunger Games, V for Vendetta, Animal Farm, Brave New World, Fahrenheit 451, Saw, Squid Game) and combine that by making it a death game. There’s so much crazy sh*t we can play with—and it’d still be relatively in character for The Boys characters. I’m mostly looking forward to male model John being one of the unlucky participants either a rookie or one of the fellow popular death game streamers whom undercover MI6 Billy teams up with to solve the puzzles and the narrative twist that’ll be in this arc.

*Note: by the way, this fic does not exist yet on AO3. Wait till August (hopefully!) for the prologue’s premier!

[gayraltofrivia]

i know there’s a bajillion of these out there, but i’d like to submit for your critiques my very own,

WITCHER STREAMER AU

• jaskier is a fairly successful streamer, for his looks and voice as much as for the wide variety of games he plays

• and, of course, fans can’t get enough of his livestreams and video blogs, usually on the topic of his next set of songs, or his latest heartbreak

• eventually, jaskier meets two very attractive sounding brothers online, and begins frequently gaming with them

• eskel and lambert prefer first-person shooters, but they’re more than happy to play raft, among us, or whatever is to jaskier’s taste

• one day, muffled through the microphone, jaskier hears just about the most gorgeous voice he’s ever heard from eskel’s end

• “uh…that was my brother. he says…hi.”

• jaskier eventually coaxes the details out of eskel and lambert—they have a middle brother, geralt, who mostly keeps to himself, and doesn’t like playing games with other people

• “well, darlings, he’s never played a game with me before.”

• with some coaxing from all three of them, geralt eventually takes the mic one night, after making jaskier swear he’s not recording

• despite geralt not saying much, jaskier is enamored with him, and talks to him for hours

• over the following few months, geralt occasionally joins in playing games with his brothers and jaskier. it’s few and far between, with geralt only staying for less than an hour each time, but jaskier cherishes it anyways

• (he only learns later that geralt has ptsd from his time in the service, as well as being a bit sensitive to the lights and sounds of most games)

• even though he can’t bring himself to spend time with jaskier all the time, geralt devours all of his videos and blogs

• he especially likes the horror games jaskier plays—or does he just like those adorable little squeaks jaskier makes when he’s scared?

• “wolf,” eskel says more than once, “you’ve been watching his videos all day.”

stay tuned for more!

[comfyswitcherblanketfort]

please please a part 2 of that gamer!geralt au, them doing something like Q&A

Nonie, I hope you know what you signed up for. This got out of hand lmao. like 2.4k of Q&A kind of out of hand. 

Warnings: swearing, talk of drinking to excess, kinda spicy questions, lil kisses, idk how but I meant for this to be goofy and horny and it got kinda soft? what’s new?

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“Holy shit,” Geralt sat staring at his phone as he mindlessly stirred pasta.

“I swear to god, if you found a way to burn noodles-” Jaskier turned away from the blender to wave a wooden spoon covered in pesto puree.

Geralt shook his head and held his phone up to him, scrolling through the replies to a tweet as he did, going on for ages as Jaskier’s jaw slowly got closer to the floor.

“What are those for?!”

“I put up a poll for a boyfriend Q&A or a game review and not a single person has voted for the game review.” Geralt was still scrolling through questions people wanted answered as he watched Jaskier’s face go from shock to confusion to a smug grin. 

“They love me,” he sang, kicking his heel up as he turned back to the pasta sauce.

Geralt rolled his eyes and started screenshotting some of the less invasive questions, shaking his head and muttering, “Course they do.”

-

Geralt pressed record, waited a moment, and heaved a dramatic, long-suffering sigh, “You guys literally didn’t even give me a choice on this one,” he reached off frame and scruffed Jaskier, plopping him down on the couch with him. 

Jaskier didn’t stay where he was put for even a moment, using his momentum to bounce up onto Geralt’s lap with a shit-eating grin, “Oh? Are we rolling?”

Geralt dropped his forehead to Jaskier’s shoulder, stifling a laugh, “This is gonna be a long one.”

“Yeah, it is,” Jask agreed, then turned to the camera, stroking Geralt’s hair, “My fans want more!”

“OH-kay,” Geralt manhandled Jaskier to sit next to him which earned him a pout and a leg draped over his lap as he continued his intro, “I’ve got a bunch of questions from twitter. I didn’t even have to confirm which video we would do, you guys just went straight for the kill. I picked a few, Jask picked a few, neither of us knows which ones the other picked.” he turned to see Jaskier wiggle his eyebrows at the camera, “Why am I thinking you picked the raunchy ones?”

The brunet pretended to be offended before he smirked, “Only a few.”

Geralt rolled his eyes. “Of course,” he nudged Jask with his shoulder and opened up his phone to his screenshots, “Okay! First up is AdamSandlersBitch, nice name. They asked what Jaskier’s favorite gaming console and game to play is.” he turned to Jaksier with raised eyebrows.

His boyfriend cringed, “My.. my phone? I don’t know? I play a lot of Candy Crush while I listen to podcasts?”

Geralt smiled sweetly, “Wait what about Stardew Valley? I thought you started that?”

“I did!” Jaskier brightened up for a moment before he deflated again, “But I got confused and then the ADHD made me bake cookies.”

“Those were good cookies. I’ll play with you if you want?” Geralt’s normal ‘streamer dude’ persona melted away while he played with the rips on Jaskier’s jeans. 

Jask leaned forward and kissed his temple, “I’d love that.” 

Geralt blushed, even after years, Jaskier’s affection still caught him off guard. 

“Mkay! My turn!” Jaskier flashed his devilish grin and read, in his most obnoxious voice, “Dwn2Clwn said ‘do you two live together? Have you said ‘i love you’? And who tops?’”

Geralt’s mouth twisted into an upside-down U as he stared at Jaskier in muted surprise, “Honestly, not as bad as I expected.”

Jaskier looped his arm around Geralt’s, “I’m starting off easy.”

Geralt let his mock-disapproving gaze linger just a bit before he answered, “The living together is kind of new-like a few months. This one said ‘I love you’ on, what? The fourth date? Fifth?”

“Fourth.”

“No, it was the fifth, Eskel locked himself out on the fourth. Remember?”

“Shit you’re right,” Jaskier gave the camera a stern look, “In my defense, we’d been friends for a good four years before this. I wasn’t just confessing my love to a tinder date - though I have done that before.”

Geralt nodded, “That was very amusing.”

Jaskier tapped his nose, “Don’t avoid the last part, darling.”

Geralt huffed and stared down the camera, and, in the most matter of fact tone possible, said, “We switch. Compromise, folks. Can’t have one person doing all the work all the time.”

Jaskier nodded sagely, patting Geralt's chest, “We got a pow-”

Geralt clamped his hand over Jaskier’s mouth, 100% sure he was going to say ‘power bottom pillow princess’, “Nope. I’ll get demonetized for that.”

“But not who tops?” Jaskier asked through Geralt’s fingers.

He just shrugged, “I don’t make the rules.”

Jaskier tapped his phone and raised his eyebrows, telling him to move to the next question. 

“Mis- Mischanication? Shit I hope I said that right, Mischanication asked, ‘would you ever get a pet together?’ We did! Her name is Roach and she’s a little shit! I told Jaskier not to feed her, but he did, now we have the snuggliest, crankiest cat I’ve ever met!” 

Jaskier had gotten up to pluck Roach from her perch on the windowsill when Geralt had read the question and plopped down with her as Geralt finished his proud speech, “She’s not a little shit! She’s just delicate! Isn’t that right, darling?”

Geralt scratched under her chin and cooed, “You are a nasty little dragon baby, aren't you?! Just a little garbage child! Yes, you are. We love the tiny demon beast.”

“Geralt!”

He snickered and kissed Jaskier’s hair, “Next question, love.”

Jaskier grumbled something about positive reinforcement as Roach scampered back to her cat tree and he unlocked his phone for his next tweet, “This darling wants to remain anonymous,” Geralt gave him some serious side-eye at that, “they said ‘I think I’m in love with the flower twink, where can I find one of my own?’”

Geralt frowned at the camera and pulled Jaskier onto his lap, holding him close and snuggling into his chest, almost growling, “Hands off.”

Jaskier giggled, brushing Geralt’s hair out of his face as he talked to the camera, “You heard the man. Unfortunately, I was not mass-produced and I’ve been spoken for.”

Geralt looked up at him with what could only be called suspicious puppy eyes, “You picked that one just to sit in my lap didn’t you?”

“Yes. And because I want to change my socials to ‘flower twink’.” 

“Do it,” Geralt kept Jaskier on his lap as he swiped to his next question, “Eggsfuckingsuck - heh, my dad hates eggs- Eggsfuckingsuck says, ‘what is the most embarrassing thing you’ve caught each other doing/saying?’ Oh boy, do I have a story for you!”

"Oh I couldn't say the thing but you can tell this story!?" 

"...you have a point... Check my insta stories. I'll put it there after I post this." 

Jaskier nodded, ever so pleased, and turned to the camera, "Our dear Yennefer of sorceryglammour once beat Geralt at trivia night when the theme was 'video games'." 

“We did shots before we went to the bar and she goaded me and Lambert into a chugging competition before the round started. I’m telling you, she planned this. Yen is ruthless.” Geralt desperately tried to justify his defeat but Jaskier was having none of it. 

“She’s mostly harmless, plus I have video evidence from that night. You weren’t that far gone.”

“Pull it up! Let’s settle it.”

Jaskier patted Geralt’s head like one would a toddler, “I’d have to get my old laptop out. Later, darling.”

Geralt had a smug look on his face, “That means he doesn’t have it anymore.”

“Next question!” Jaskier squeaked, not at all changing the subject. 

Geralt shrugged, “If you admit I won that one.”

“It’s not a competition!” Jaskier laughed, looking down at him with that stupidly smitten look on his face.

“Hmmm…” Geralt tilted his chin up defiantly, “if you say so.”

Jaskier kissed him, lingering a little bit more than could be considered chaste, “I do.” 

Geralt looked up at him, batting his eyelashes, “Fine then, next question.”

Jaskier handed him his phone and he read it off leaning his head on Jaskier’s shoulder, “CountryBumpkin42 asked if we play any instruments. I play the recorder very poorly, but Jask plays everything.”

“Not everything, but yes, I could cover a Trans Siberian Orchestra song if I had a pedalboard with enough loop settings.” Jaskier preened. 

“And more,” Geralt added, counting on his fingers as he spoke, “In this house alone he has two pianos, three different types of guitars, a drumset, a violin and fiddle, a flute and piccilo, an oboe, a mandolin, a lute, bongos, saxophone, clarinet, tambourine, trumpet, and xylophone. Did I get them all?”

Jaskier glanced from side to side with a guilty look, “Ah… no, I bought a bass sax that showed up last night.”

“Oh, did Thursday at 3 decide they wanted to switch after all?”

“Yeah! She got the third chair as a freshman on a loaner instrument! I’m very proud!”

Geralt seemed to remember they were recording and turned back to the camera, “J teaches music at the university and does private lessons.” 

“It’s how I can afford such a pretty trophy boyfriend,” Jaskier teased, ruffling Geralt’s hair and earning a little chuckle.

“Mkay, what do you have next?”

Jaskier smoothed Gearalt’s hair back down as he read the next question, “3R4108F6!J asks if we have any cute nicknames for each other.”

Geralt’s eyebrows nearly flew past his hairline, “J has a new one for me almost every day.”

“Its true,” Jaskier nodded, “I am a slut for cute nicknames. This morning was Ger Bear, one of my faves. I called him Thumbs for a bit, I lovingly call him Dumb Fuck rather often.”

“And he is Dip Shit, it’s balanced. I usually just shorten names? Jask or J is usually it, right?” Geralt asked, shifting so Jaskier was sitting on the couch between his legs and they were both turned out toward the camera but very much still cuddling. 

“And when I’m being childish I get Alfie. But Geralt is much more deliberate and specific with his nicknames. It’s a bit of a friendship level up when he uses nicknames.”

Geralt frowned at him, “I do that?”

Jaskier giggled, “You never noticed?”

He tilted his head, giving Jaskier a quizzical look, “Not at all.”

Jaskier cupped Geralt’s cheek, “You’re so cute.”

Geralt blushed again, leaning into the touch just a tad, “Who’s turn is it?”

“Yours,” Jaskier hummed, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead. 

“Okay,” Geralt blushed even more, “I had this one as an alternate, but uh, Yen asked what we’d name our first kid?” 

Jaskier leaned into Geralt’s shoulder and hummed as he thought for a moment, “I always like Blake or Spencer, but I seem to remember you saying something about old world traditional names?”

Geralt nodded, absentmindedly running his fingers up and down Jaskier’s arm, “My grandma was hoping each of us boys would be a girl and wanted mum to name us Cirilla every time. I quite like it, but I’m rather open as long as I don’t know someone with the name. I really like Eric?” 

“Oo, I like Eric.”

“But you like the neutral names.”

“I do, but it’s your hypothetical kiddo too.”

Geralt gave him a little squeeze, “There’s time for that later. What’s your next one?”

Jaskier snorted when he looked at his phone, “What are your guys’ love languages?”

Geralt just looked down at Jask, completely entangled in his arms, then up to the camera, “I’m gonna hazard a guess at physical touch.” 

“Yeah, I think that’s a safe bet,” Jaskier giggled, “I haven’t taken the quiz in years, but I was that and gifts.”

“Oh, yeah. Physical touch and words of affirmation. I got like a 0 on acts of service and gifts, but I really like giving gifts.” 

“Mhm, yes you do,” Jaksier wiggled his eyebrows, then turned to the camera, “I also had no idea you could have different giving and receiving languages till I met this one.”

Geralt nodded then turned to him with a slight frown, “you know I really thought your questions were going to be more graphic.”

“Oh, honey I saved the best for last,” Jaskier winked. 

“Fuck me,” Geralt grumbled before reading off his last question, “Cali852 asked what we did for Pride.”

Jaskier’s eyes lit up, “Oh Pride was fun. We watched the parade, of course, then Yen did our makeup and… and where did we go after that?”

Geralt looked like he’d been waiting for this, “We went to a club, where you ordered three kamakazis, knocked them all back, danced for twenty minutes, then I took you home.”

“N-no… we went to the beach, didn’t we?”

“That was the year before. We were going to go to the drag show at our regular bar too, but someone had just finished grading finals and went a little too hard.” 

Jaskier grinned, “Speaking of finals, time for the last question. I had a different one in mind but if the thing I cant say from earlier would get this demonetized then that defintitelyi would. So we’re going with ‘what is the wackest placy y’all banged?’”

Geralt snorted, “Shit who knows anymore?”

“Well there was the boat?”

“Or the train?”

“Nah, too standard. What about the cabin?”

“Heh, no I think your o-”

“I don’t have tenure darling,” It was Jaskier’s turn to slap his hands over Geralt’s mouth, “The answer is a dilapidated structure my parents still try to call a cabin out in the foothills.”

Geralt laughed and pulled his hand away, “Okay, that can be the answer.”

“Is that it? Now we just say bye?” Jaskier looked between Geralt and the camera.

Geralt shrugged, “Yeah. You wanna say the thing?”

Jaskier wiggled with a little pride and excitement, “Don’t forget to like and subscribe! Bye Fuckers!”

They both waved for a couple seconds before Geralt got up and turned the camera off. He popped out the memory card and was going to immediately start loading it onto his computer but Jask hooked his finger through a belt loop as he walked past and tugged him back down. 

“I’m tired. Snuggle with me.” 

Geralt hummed, “We just snuggled that whole time.”

Jaskier heaved a dramatic sigh, “I know and this is exhausting. I don’t know how you talk to a camera all day.”

Geralt stretched to set the chip on top of his laptop before collapsing back on top of Jaskier who had stretched the length of the couch, “Are you making fun of me?” he teased. 

Jaskier cupped his face between his hands and pulled him up for a deep kiss, “Oh never.” 

[objectivelost]

>streamer but witcher au

[comp-lady]

Title: Press Any Key to Begin

Author: comp-lady

Fandom: The Witcher

Pairing: Iorveth/Vernon Roche, Pre-relationship

Characters: Iorveth, Vernon Roche, Ves

Disclaimer: I own nothing (except the OCs, those are mine) and am making no money

Notes: there shall be more!

Summary:

On the first day of freshman year Vernon Roche and Iorveth, long time rivals, discover they have been placed together in the dorms. Shenanigans will ensure.

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[absolute-artlad]

Witcher au I made with friends where geralt is a twitch streamer and jaskier is an influencer on yt and anonymously donates insane amounts of money to geralts streams to flirt with him

We went very in depth over this joke au

Part 2 I guess: https://unlit-candle.tumblr.com/post/636642019722362880/im-tired-of-being-nice

[woogyu]

A World Tinted Gold | Mingyu; Chapter Two

Kalon; beauty that is more than skin-deep

streamer!y/n x werewolf!mingyu

notes; werewolf au

word count; 1749

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summary; The only werewolves you encountered were the ones living inside your video games. They were nothing more to you than mythical creatures you often had to kill in order to complete objectives. You had a good thing going with your online gaming setup. Your supporters were kind and usually tipped well during streams. Sure it meant you had to deal with the occasional creep sliding into your DMs, but it was worth it. Playing games online was putting you through college. Little did you know your quiet life was about to be turned upside down at the hands of someone you didn’t think existed outside of the virtual world.

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“Are you seriously watching that steamer again? Why don’t you just play the games yourself?” Seungcheol questioned as he stepped into Mingyu’s room, chuckling as the younger wolf quickly turned around and blushed.

“It’s not the same… I’m not really interested in the games, I’m interested in her” Mingyu admitted sheepishly, reaching up to scratch the back of his neck. He didn’t know what it was about you that made him so transfixed, but he had a hard time tearing his eyes from the screen. Hell, just the other day when you read his comment aloud, he was over the moon.

“It’s rare for you to show interest in a girl at all” Seungcheol remarked, eyebrow pulled up in question. Until a wolf found its mate there was little reason to get involved with or show interest in others romantically. There were of course some wolves that preferred being unmated; it allowed them to be explorative with their romantic partners. Not all wolves longed to find their mate, and not all wolves would end up finding their mates. He knew destiny had a hand to play in it all, but the thought of never finding who he was supposed to be with made the wolf in him whine. Mingyu wasn’t an unmated wolf that enjoyed exploring his options, he was desperately waiting for the day he met his mate. Right now, Mingyu wasn’t sure if he was simply lonely or if there was something more going on.

“There is just something about her…” Mingyu started, pausing for a second to find the right words, “I just have a hard time tearing my eyes away from the screen. There is something about her that just draws me in” Mingyu explained. He wasn’t doing a very good job at explaining the feelings that bubbled up inside him when he saw you on screen. When he tried to explain it he could never quite describe the feeling that settled over his chest and body, it was a warmth almost like a subtle glow within him.

Seungcheol didn’t comment on it any further as he moved into the room and crossed his arms over his chest. Mingyu knew better than to ignore the alpha, closing his laptop he turned to face Seungcheol fully. Their pack had a different dynamic than most. Normally a thirteen-member pack would be impossible because of the strain it put on the head alpha. It worked for them because while Seungcheol was their main alpha, they had two secondary alphas, Jihoon and Soonyoung. The three of them shared the work of looking after the group and it worked perfectly for them. He liked that the alphas didn’t abuse their power, there was a lot of lenience in the pack and it made for less confrontations.

“Joshua has to head into town tonight and won’t be able to run the perimeter. Would you be alright with doing it?” Seungcheol asked, pursing his lips as he looked down at the younger wolf. Mingyu normally enjoyed running the perimeter, it meant he got to shift and stretch his body, but this time he was a little bit more hesitant with his answer. Mingyu knew that later on tonight you would have a new video posted and he would have to wait even longer to watch it. It seemed like a silly reason, but his heart ached at the thought of not being able to ‘see’ you on screen until early tomorrow morning.

“Sure! I don’t mind” Mingyu answered with a half-smile, Seungcheol never asked him for much so he figured he could help him out with this. Seungcheol breathed a sigh of relief as he leaned back against the wall.

“Thank you, I didn’t really want to be the one stuck doing it again” Seungcheol admitted, the alpha had been on perimeter duty for the past 3 nights and must have been eager for a good night’s sleep. Mingyu smiled and nodded his head a few times, his own wants would just have to be paused for a little while.

Before leaving the room Seungcheol patted him on the shoulder, yawning a little bit as he headed toward what Mingyu assumed was his own room. Mingyu was thankful that Seungcheol’s parents had left him their families pack house. Coming from a family of alpha’s certainly had its perks, and it meant they all got their own rooms.

Once Seungcheol was gone he checked the time, he had roughly 4 hours before he would have to head out.

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“I just don’t understand what this trend is supposed to be” you complained to Ciri for probably the 20th time over your video call. Apparently, there was a trend going around among streamers to recreate video games in real life. You hadn’t thought much of it when it first gained popularity, but now Ciri thought it would be a good idea for the two of you to join in on it. Her big plan was a two-part video where the two of you recreated iconic aspects of the Witcher 3 video game. You should have known she would want to do it, she already owned a Cirilla cosplay.

“It’s going to be fun” Ciri reminded you, drawing out the last syllable as she drew a fake scar along her face, effectively transforming herself into the iconic video game character.

“Come on, I even sent you the Yennefer cosplay and everything!” she exclaimed, using her make up brush to point at the camera accusingly. You rolled your eyes as you reached up to adjust the dark black wig that you now wore. To her credit, Ciri had sent you everything you would need to transform yourself into Yennefer of Vengerberg. How she somehow guessed your sizing right you would have no idea. Probably the Witcher powers.

“I wish we lived in the same city” you sighed, leaning your head back and looking up at the ceiling. Things would be so much easier if you and Ciri, and the other girls, didn’t live so far away from one another. But that was the price you paid for finding your friends online.

“Me too” Ciri said with a gentle sigh, setting her make up tools down and picking up her phone, her face coming into full view.

“I sent you the script, I won’t be able to stay on the call with you while we are filming because data rates are crazy, but I know you’ll do amazing” Ciri said with a reassuring smile. You would have to film all of this on your own, which was just a little bit intimidating. Ciri’s script mostly just directed you to do a lot of handwaving and she would add in the ‘magic’ elements later.

“Just find a good spot in the woods and it’ll be perfect” Ciri finished with a nod of her head. You sighed, straightening yourself up and looking down at your phone.

“I’ll call you later on when I’m finished to send you the video” you mumbled, pouting a little bit as you stood and picked up your phone.

“Good luck!” Ciri told you, waving a little bit before ending the call. Great, now you actually had to go do it…

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You were lucky there was quite a bit of woods around where you lived, the problem was going to be trying to get to the woods without anyone seeing the ridiculous clothes you were wearing. You threw on a huge coat, effectively covering up most of the costume. After grabbing the bag with your equipment, you ventured outside, keeping your head down as you walked to avoid drawing attention.

Twenty minutes later you were standing in the middle of a beautiful calm forest. Now that you were here you questioned why you didn’t come out here more often. You couldn’t hear the loud noises that came with living in a bustling city and the air felt fresh on your face. Once you reached a small clearing by a river you laid your things down and took a deep breath, basking in the coolness of the air. Maybe this trend wouldn’t be so bad.

After setting up your camera in a place you were at least half sure wouldn’t result in it falling over, you walked into frame and took a deep breath. You briefly checked your phone to see what Ciri’s notes asked of you, before you began doing your best to follow directions. Your portion of the video wouldn’t be long, but you did re-film it 4 times to try and get your motions to be less stiff.

After forty-five minutes of waving your arms around, you walked back to your camera, picking it up before taking a seat on a nearby log. Reviewing the footage, you winced at how awkward it looked, you seriously hoped that Ciri could work some magic on this because you didn’t have it in you to film it again.

The forest around you was darkening as the day began to draw to a close, but you couldn’t bring yourself to head back right away. The forest was too peaceful and serene. Reaching up you pulled your wig off, stuffing it in your bag as you sighed with relief. You closed your eyes and took a deep breath, focusing in on the sounds of nature around you. Maybe coming to the woods would become a weekly thing for you, like therapy.

A low deep growl broke you out of your trance, your eyes flying open and flickering around to find the source. Your heart hammered against your chest, and your whole body stiffened in fear. A few moments later a dark black wolf emerged from the trees, larger than any wolf you had seen on tv. You could vaguely see blood dripping from its muzzle, and its dark red eyes were focused right on you.

It paused at the edge of the clearing, its lips pulling back to reveal sharp blood-stained teeth. Your breath came quick as you leaned back, unsure if you should run or try and hide behind the log. Both seemed unhelpful in this current situation, but you were really low on options.

The wolf’s body tensed before springing toward you. Your hands instinctively grabbed whatever was nearest to you, which happened to be your very expensive camera, and threw it toward the wolf. This did nothing to deter the predator from its prey, and within seconds the beast was on you.

[fawnnbinary]

*puts your jaskier in a streamer au*

[tsundanire]

Seasonal WIP Update

Hey friends, lurkers, and those who have yet to decide if they want to follow this hot mess...

It’s that time of year when I give you guys an idea of what I’m working on and what you can expect to see in the near (and probably far) future. I just wanted to clear things up for anyone following me from specific fandoms, and want to know if I was going to make anymore content for that fandom. The answer is: Yes. I’ve got something (or multiple somethings depending on the fandom) for everyone sooooo without further ado, let’s go to the breakdown!

Drarry

Big Bang - Despite the fest being over, this is still very much a WIP and probably will be for a while because it’s a lengthy project, and there’s large sections of the plot being rejigged. Est WC: 60-100k by the end. 

LCD Project - I had an idea for something for @lcdrarry a year or so ago and just never really plotted it out until this summer. I’ve got the first chapter or so written but have put it aside while I work through some other projects first. If all goes well I might try to submit it for LCD this coming year. Est WC: 50k ish. 

The incubi drabble - It’s on my list, and somehow I’ve completely forgotten to go back and finish this. Featuring Incubus!Draco (sort of), and prey!Harry. 

L.A. Devotee - Featuring Demon!Harry. It’s currently sitting around 10k ish? But got pushed way down the list when Big bang popped up. With any luck, I will have it finished and posted this year. Est WC: 50K+

Two Geldings... - The first chapter to this was already posted on AO3. I do have an outline for this and will get back to it, I swear, but it too got bumped down the list. We can all thank my ADHD for that. Featuring 8th Year Drarry taking care of magical horses. 

The Serial Killer project with @lyskari - Because we love writing really dark shit and planned this for whumptober and then we both subsequently got SUPER busy.  We will also be writing this eventually when things slow down. But I got a lot on my plate and I know they do too. 

Sirius/Charlie

Kiss your baby - This should actually be out pretty soon. It’s written, and we’re just going through some edits on it. I might add some extra bits here and there but it’ll likely be the first thing I post coming up. Possibly. 

Darklina

The Devil is a Gentleman - Currently a posted WIP, with chapter two finished. (Just need to actually edit it) Featuring Modern Au, COO!Aleksander, Engineer!Alina, and a bunch of tropes. 

The 50 Reasons to have sex series - In which I write Darklina drabbles/fics based on the ‘How I met your Mother’s’ 50 reasons to have sex list. Varied. Not all related. 

Merthur

The one where Arthur gets off to Merlin cussing - This one was supposed to be done already, technically it’s almost done. It just took a turn for the loving and soft which made me go... wait wtf just happened. SO I might have to pause that while I figure out what went wrong. 

The really special Christmas one - My plan is to start posting this on the 14th. I’m about 6 out of 12 chapters in, 18k I believe? I revised some stuff I just have to put a lot of time into it over the next few days in order to get it done done. 

Camboy!Arthur - What it says on the tin, but also features Roommate!Merlin and honestly? I think it’s going to be equal parts hilarious and sexy. It’s completely outlined and the first chapter or so is already done. But it was also put aside while I finish this christmas one. 

That College AU - Again, what it says on the tin + a large amount of just random plot. This has also been pushed to next year. 

That other College AU feat. Fratboy!Arthur with @zaharya - Who actually knows when we get to this one but it lives in my head rent free almost all the time. 

Witcher!Arthur - Is currently just a series of snippets that live in my docs. Will this ever see the light of day? maybe. I wouldn’t hold your breath for any time soon though. 

Geraskier

Our boys as Corpsekunno - The boys as youtube/streamers who flirt. Geralt is faceless but has a voice that destroys most people’s loins. Jaskier is the soft flirt who loves everyone. 

That’s not everything but those are the ones I’m really hoping to finish this coming year. Fingers crossed as many of them will probably take most of my sanity to finish. HOWEVER, I hope yall will stick with me for the ride regardless. 

Cheers~!

[gods-no-longer-tread-here]

Thank you @lankygeralt for tagging me!! I’m gonna tag @roseforthethorns , @depressedstressedlemonzest , @ao3-brihna , @ag3nt-a , @bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher and @darkverrmin !

AO3 stats: 2020

Word count: 197,732 Hits: 47,979 Kudos: 8,089 Comment threads: 720 Bookmarks: 1,250 Subscriptions: 710

My works: (2020)

oh geez this is going to be long

Geraskier

You'll never know, dear (30750 words)  9/10 chapters, abandoned: deity!Jaskier, dysfunctional pantheon fam, this one got weird

Will you be coming home? (52104 words) 6/6 chapters, COMPLETE: creature!Jaskier, soulmates, precanon, Geralt is very sappy and loving in this one

Twitcher.tv Gaming (6119 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: Geralt the Twitcher streamer, Jaskier the musician, omg they were roommates, Autistic Geralt, ADHD Jaskier

How Unfortunate, Dear Bard (13204 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: succubus!Jaskier, humor, h/c, angst, kisses, Geralt Has Feelings

A brand new ride (with a very best friend) (507 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: pwp, bottom!Geralt, top!Jaskier, drunk sex

It's Jaskier's turn to cry, now (3831 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: curses, shapeshifting, Jaskier is such a Butt (pt 4 of my Wolfy Bois series)

Pets and Scritches (2804 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: curses, wolf!Geralt, fluff, humor (pt 1 of Wolfy Bois series)

An Exchanging of Poems (8667 words) 9/9, COMPLETE: University au featuring poem exchanges, toddler Ciri, and autistic Geralt

I knew you once. You're braver now. (19044 words) 2/?, In Progress: dubious bloodlines, fae curses, Geralt has Feelings, magical amnesia, abuse, sex worker Jaskier, much darker than my other writings

Wolf Time 2 (810 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: pt. 2 of my Wolfy Bois series

Four wolves, a lioness, and a bard walk into Kaer Morhen... (2349 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: pt. 3 of my Wolfy Bois series

Beg, Puppy. (1013 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: dom/sub pwp, dom!Jaskier, sub!Geralt, master/pet, basically a beginner’s step into bdsm

What Strength, Dear Bard! (6646 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: succubus!Jaskier pt. 2

Sweet Spirit (2016 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: ghost!Jaskier, Geralt loves him so much he uses a wish to bring him back to life, toothrotting fluff

"Trust me, darling." (758 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: dom/sub, blindfolds, pwp, Geralt trusting Jaskier

Care You've Shown Me (6181 words) 2/2, COMPLETE: nanny!Jaskier except he studied to be a lawyer, autistic and traumatized Geralt, poverty, ableism, stewardship. Geralt has to hire a nanny because he can’t send Ciri to childcare for 12 hours a day

Curls (4498 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: Jaskier gives Geralt a haircut and they confess their affections, h/C, fluff

Let's give 'em something to talk about (1139 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: succubus!Jaskier pt 4, VERY horny

A Few Years Ago In A Galaxy About Three Lightyears Away From The Milky Way (10342 words) 2/2, COMPLETE: Star Wars AU!!!!!

A Night In (1086 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: written solely for the image of Jaskier on Geralt’s knee. Fluff, affection

Laze and graze (1284 words) 1/1 COMPLETE: Jaskier gets turned into a goat for 24 hours. Eskel calls dibs.

Blades and Bindings (2979 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: used one of Bouncey’s prompts, Geralt accidentally binds himself to a naiad in an Arthurian setting

Binary pronouns are for squares (2250 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: nonbinary Jaskier strikes again, this time with new pronouns (that I made up myself) pt. 2 of my Gender Schmender series

He ain't got testicles!!!!!! (294 words) 1/1: Crackfic.

Maybe the real skirts we were chasing were the ones we got for ourselves on the way (3175 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: canonverse Jaskier comes out to Geralt, and then to the other Witchers, as nonbinary

Lambskel:

It's better next to you (2890 words) 1/1, COMPLETE: Lambert really likes being comforted, especially by Eskel. Fluff with some smut at the end.

Did 3-4 other fics for different fandoms but I don’t wanna deal with them.

Anyway 2020 was the year I got into the Witcher and honestly, I’m so glad. Y’all are so wonderful, I’m excited to keep writing and sharing with you!