#with a John Constantine lookalike

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1995's Thor Vol.1 #494 cover by artist Mike Deodato Jr.

[atiyasnake]

Batty ghosts Masterlist

I've been responding to some prompts and posts with little bits of writing and tbh sometimes I lose track of them in the chaos so here is a sort of 'masterlist' I guess of the different posts I've responded to. (make sure to give the OPs some love!!). List below

Clone at the grave AU Bats find lookalike of Jason (danny) at his grave.

Dinner is Served Alfred beings home a young man (danny) for dinner after seeing him protect someone on the street.

What Protects from the Shadows a response to tourettes dog of the fenton fam going to Gotham and thinking bats is a ghost. Danny decides to protect the bat. I made a fic on ao3.

Getting eggs at 2:52am Jason in civies comes across the meta? Bats has been annoyed about at a cornershop/bodega The kid is getting eggs and is spooky

Polite Overshadowing Jason gets overshadowed in a polite way by a fed up ghost king.

Beast boy smells Death beast boy follows a boy that smells like death (Danny) and who tries to shoot a thermos at him. What the kid says is only more confusing.

The Franken Core au a response to someone's prompt/au where the GIW messed with the core of a halfa and an eldritch horror was the result. And jazz runs away with EldritchThermos Danny.

Rude Interruptions a cult summons the ghost king when he was on a date. He is not amused.

Wrong ghost kid Sleep deprivations result in Danny supposedly scruffing Dani, who was threatening some ppl with a sword and calming him down. Except he def had the wrong kid.

Arkham Internship Jazz is the interning at Arkham and a unphased badass about it.

Danny's Arkham Vaca Danny portals into arkham and isn't allowed to leave, so he decides to take a break along with making some new changes in the asylum's structure

Ghostly Retribution Danny decides to employ some petty yet unsettling revenge against one Joker while in gotham.

Smash the plate Danny is so very confident that he is not Bruce Wayne's kid, but a dna test proves him wrong.

No biggie Danny is a chill af manner calms down a pit enraged red hood leaving confusion in his wake

Pop goes the lazarus creature Danny pops out of pools of extoplasm when too much damage happens. One time it happens to be a pool right in the middle of a ninja and bat fight. And apparently this pool of extoplasm is sentient and very angry.

Accidental Kidnapping bat kids take home someone they presumed to be Tim, no one realizes this until 3 days later

Uncle Connie  Jack was disowned or cut off his family that were in the ghost/spirit field and somehow is related to John Constantine. It’s a surprise to find out that your somehow nephew is the ghost king.

Roofhopping Fenton Fam moved to Gotham and Danny decides that roof hopping is the best thing to do with the stress of it, even if he’s doing his best to avoid certain bat and bird-themed vigilantes. 

Concussions and mistaken identities  P.2   P.3 Danny is dragged somewhere by Jack while concussed and ends up mistaking Bruce as his dad. Bruce mistakes him for tim.

Summoning an overwhelmed teenager danny is stressed to the max and being summoned to deal with a ghost problem he didn’t even know about is the last straw, cue crying. 

The Kid There is a kid that keeps fighting Joker like a rabid animal in Gotham. it’s always on sight. including in Arkham.

Clockwork's Chosen: Danny gives prophecies and answers questions he shouldn’t know the answer to. It’s a normal occurrence at Casper High, but after graduation, Gotham better prepare itself.

Accidental Crime Lord    Ao3

Feral clown senses activate Danny goes feral mode when a clown is near, even in the middle of a conversation. Sam and Tucker have a routine for when this happened, despite how everyone else is so so very confused (including vigilantes). 

Just a hole in the wall  Kon gets hit by a spell from Klarion and ends up punching an interdimensional hole to one ghost boi trynna sleep

Cadmus Clones Somehow Ellie and Danny were frozen for study by Cadmus and then found by the JL who think they are clones. 

Sleepy thermos kid Danny due to circumstances falls asleep in the worst/best times/locations. Including one point just on top of Red Hood after helping him out by wacking the enemies with his thermos. 

Skeleton Key Tired danny used the skeleton key and ended up at Wayne manor

Put a gun to my head Immortal Danny living in Gotham got caught up as a hostage and shot in front of the bat. but low and behold, he’s not just gonna let that pass

Reaper’s Dance Danny does an ancient ghosty dance to ease the lost/forgotten/dammed souls in Gotham after being taken by the Wayne’s after his family died

Powerpoint Intervention Danny was taken by the JL under the assumption of being a clone of Tim, and when he finds out it was because they thought he was a clone, he decides to hold an intervention consisting of a very long powerpoint presentation.

Star the Clown Danny actually ended up liking clowns when dealing with his feelings about the freakshow incident, so much that he absolutely hated the Joker who gave clowns a bad name. and what better way to make him pay then be a clown who interferes with his plans. 

You lied  P.2 Danny finds out the Waynes are the bat and feels betrayed because now it feels like a lie (or so he thinks)

What came after the King  Pariah Dark is still the Ghost King and can be summoned, but what is more concerning is the creature that follows. 

Ripped from the core  Danny was ripped from his core and in some small shadow eldritch form stuck in Gotham. Instead of trying his luck with the bats and birds, he decided to try it with a scaly guy underground. 

Hit da bricks  After years of captivity and essentially torture from the GIW Danny lets himself slip into a fake world to escape the pain, he wakes up in the body of R-13, a clone of the robins from Cadmus, and then makes his escape. Except it isn’t actually a dream but real.  (I made three parts so far in response to Omni’s initial response to the prompt. they named the au and actually have their own branch of the story that you should def checkout!!)

Danny created the Infinte Realms

Stolen core Vlad took away Danny's core leaving Danny half of who he is, feeling hollow. Certain ppl at thr wayne gala notice.

You dare to touch the stars? Danny has been captive of GIW but what makes him snap and finally break free is when they dare to bring in the Martian Manhunter.

Here some smaller ones

Museums kind of suck possible idea of Danny returning items to their rightful owners

Pissed teens of Amity the JL doesn't respond so the Fenton teens decide to contact one Rhas al Ghul

Is Hood food? Three ways that the hood is lowkey food trope for one very hungry halfa kid could go.

Sup batty-yo Danny just keeps popping up where bat is on patrol, effectively concerning the man by the life tidbits he drops amidst just gossip. 

A few of them I am def planning to write more and eventually post fics of on ao3. My user is Atiya_Blackcharm.

Anyways hope you enjoy 💚

P.2 masterlist

[adventurepunks]

Cruel intentions

@thedemonconstantine​ + nick nolan for d!John

“Second rate mage or not Faust has a lot of useful little tools in that estate of his” Nick tried to convince the demon Copy of John and put his hand on John’s throat massaging his pulse points gently. “Trust me sweet prince I know what I am doing. We will need canon fodder to distract Johnny-boy...chess requires a few pawns at the start” he seductively purred now caressing John’s cheeks with his knuckles.

Knock knock creeeek they entered the manor house and a battle ensued specially seeing as Nick walked in with a John lookalike in tow. The battle was quick and Nick bound Felix’s magic. “Faust I don’t have time for this. This isn’t the John Constantine you know. The sad little bastard made himself a little Copy . This one is much more powerful. Now stop squirming and listen” Nick instructed flopping him on his own couch.

“Tell him how I’m back John.”

[alwaysunnyonmtv]

Keanu Cinematic Universe Crossover Hours

Because sometimes you have loose knowledge of about a dozen Keanu characters and just want to combine it all into a dumb post.

Sage Keanu: God; Wise but also capable of great acts of mischief; Decides to gather a bunch of his lookalikes from other universes together for a bit of a laugh; Doesn’t realize how bad of an idea that actually is until he actually does it........

John Wick, Ted Logan, Rupert Marshetta & Tod Higgins: John walks out of his house one day to fetch the mail or something, only to find a phone booth with a younger floppy haired version of himself and his best friend. He’s confused as can but pretty much adopts them on the spot. 

Ted doesn’t know how or why the phone booth took him and Bill to a completely different universe, but they’re gonna roll with it. Even when they’re being chased across New York by a bunch of scary looking dudes.

Rupert and Tod are equally clueless. Why are they in the middle of New York? Why is this tired looking guy in an expensive suit all but grabbing them by the collars and throwing them into his car? Why does that metal head kid look almost exactly like them? Who knows because they don’t. All Tod knows is that he’s gotta keep his baby bro (and Rupert) safe and he can figure out the rest later.

Scott Favor & Johnny Utah: Get dropped in the middle of Nowhere, Idaho and almost immediately get into a fist fight. Mike’s in the corner whooping and hollering, hoping Scott gets a solid vibe check or two even though Johnny is, ultimately, a cop. After Scott ends up flat in the dirt they somehow manage to get along long enough to find a car and book it to New York because it Seems Right. Cue Disaster Road Trip Shenanigans.

Neo, John Constantine & Johnny Mnemonic: They’re just......they’re there. Is this a simulation, Is it Hell? Are they clones of each other? Is it a test to see how long they can stand each other before everything all goes downhill? They can’t seem to figure that out. 

[dyketectivecomics]

{{ Magicblazer, with the kiss # prompt for either 7, or 35.

kiss to: shut them up/gain somethingas i LOVE to always say, “por que no los dos?” enjoy this little drabble zira!

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“Something you want to take out of your pocket, John?” Zatanna called over her shoulder as the Englishman tried to make a subtle exit.

The museum’s artifacts had been saved, thanks in no small part to Constantine’s efforts as well as the rest of the Yoga Pants Club that he was so vehemently against teaming up with. The two magicians were among the remaining few overseeing the return and restoration of those same relics that had been so close to being lost.

All except for one particular amulet that appeared to be swapped with a hastily charmed lookalike.

An amulet that the Mistress of Magic distinctly remembered a certain con artist had been the last to snatch from the would-be burglars.

“Ain’t nothin’ up my sleeves, luv, but you’re more ‘an welcome to pat me down if it helps you sleep soundly tonight.”

He lingered by the entranceway to the hall, hand fidgeting with his unlit cigarette as he shifted from one foot to another.

She knew his game. Appearing nonchalant, giving off the usual air of arrogance, his next step likely being to deflect or counter-accuse her of ulterior motives.

Sure, Zatanna could admit to having ulterior motives, on occasion. But stealing low-level artifacts from museums?

“There’s something you’re not telling me about that amulet, isn’t there?” she accused him, jabbing a finger at his chest to drive it home, “Llet em tahw ruoy gnidih.” She said it with no intent behind the spell, but the force of habit at such casual magic still had John twitching his mouth open for a moment before he was able to shake off the compulsion.

He frowned as his head began to clear, and leaned closer into Zee’s face then.

“Gonna take more force than that to get me to-” His eyes grew wide when the magician leaned the rest of the short way to reach his lips with her own.

All Zatanna could smell was the nicotine that never seemed to leave his presence. But it no longer made her as dizzy as it had all those years ago. No, now her headaches could only be blamed on the hell that this man constantly put her through, with his insipid games and selfish outlook.

She broke off the kiss as quickly as she’d surprised him with it, pushing him away and making a beeline for the exit.

“Don’t go falling in love with me again,” she warned lowly as she pocketed the amulet for herself. She’d figure out whether it needed returning or needed proper protection later. For now, she just needed him distracted before realizing that he’d been conned.

[singledarkshade]

Fic Writer Tag Game

Fic Writer Tag Game

Tagged by @incendiaglacies

AO3 name:

DarkShade

SingleDarkShade

Fandoms:

Legends of Tomorrow

Arrow

The Flash

Supergirl

Doctor Who

These are my main ones but I do write in others on occasion

Number of fics published:

116  - I also have 13 series

Fic I spent the most time on:

Settling In – but this is a multi-chapter fic which is mostly separate stories I added to as I thought of them.

Fic I spent the least time on:

Gideon vs Gary mostly because its so short

Longest fic:

Settling In at 57,665 words but this is mostly separate stories, longest fic for the one story is Mistaken Identity at 43,734 words

Shortest fic:

Gideon vs Gary only 254 words

Most hits:

Mistaken Identity with 2691 hits

Most kudos:

Split Second Decisions with 189 kudos (a Legally Blonde fic I have no idea where it came from as I am not a pink fluffy person usually)

Most comment threads:

Settling In with 102 comments

Most bookmarks:

Split Second Decisions with 134 bookmarks

Total word count:

805,414

Favourite fic I wrote:

This changes on a daily basis but I’m very proud of Memory Wipe my first foray into Legends Of Tomorrow fandom.

Fic you want to rewrite/expand on:

I want to add more to the Another New Life series and let Rory meet the thirteenth Doctor.

Share a bit of a WIP or a story idea you’re planning on:

From my current WIP:

Reaching the door, he frowned in confusion to see an unknown woman standing there with a guy who looked like…

“Rip?”

“Not again,” the man groaned.

“John,” the woman said, “We need your help.”

He held up his hand stopping her, “No idea who you are, love.”

She let out an annoyed sigh, “I’m Sara,” at his confused look she clarified, “Lance.”

John started to laugh, “Good try, but you look nothing like her and I’m not in the mood for a joke.

“Constantine,” the woman snapped stepping forward and hitting the shield surrounding the house.

John jumped as she changed to the woman she claimed to be for a few seconds before she fell backwards onto her ass.

Rip’s lookalike helped her off the ground as John focused on him.

“You wouldn’t want to try that, would you mate?” John asked.

The man frowned at him, “No.”

John mused for a moment, “Alright, you can come in and we’ll sort this out. But believe me just because I’m letting you inside all the security measures are not off.”

Tagging anyone who wants to do this

[lyndsey-parker]

Katy Perry suffers wardrobe malfunction on otherwise perfect 'American Idol' episode

Katy Perry takes a tumble. (Photo: ABC)

Katy Perry, with her impeccable comic timing and seemingly genuine affection for the contestants, is doing an excellent job as a new American Idol judge, as evidenced by Sunday’s expectations-surpassing reboot premiere. But she probably won’t be invited to be a World of Dance or So You Think You Can Dance judge any time soon. Monday, when she attempted to bust some sexy salsa moves during one audition, she landed flat on her backside — and flashed that backside, along with her frontside, to everyone on the set. (It’s a good thing she didn’t suffer such a wardrobe malfunction at her Super Bowl performance a couple years back!)

Katy laughed off the wacky incident, as did her fellow judges, Luke Bryan (who quipped, “There are some things a man can’t unsee!”) and Lionel Richie (who awkwardly straddled Katy as he helped her get up, joking, “There are some things you have to do for the business!”). TV hilarity ensued — and the way Luke and Lionel leapt to Katy’s aid demonstrated that these three already share fantastic onscreen chemistry. Kudos also to the producers for creatively employing the oval Idol logo as a well-placed censor bar and keeping this show family-friendly.

As for the contestant at the center of this ruckus, Venezuelan dancing queen and self-described “show-woman” Michelle Sussett, she was entertaining as well, and Katy admired her “chutzpah” and “fearlessness” — though I think Luke was exaggerating when he dubbed her “the next damn Jennifer Lopez.” There were many other contestants who figuratively knocked me off my feet (and one that even got weirdly close to Katy’s feet). Below are my favorite auditions from Monday.

Mara Justine, 15: “Love on the Brain” This spitfire and Idol superfan took Rihanna’s song to church and back with a growling, vampy performance. Such sass, such spunk, such soul! She had enough confidence to make Michelle Sussett seem shy, and she earned a standing ovation and instant golden ticket. “This is a top 10 … That’s worth doing American Idol,” gushed Katy.

Griffin Tucker, 15: “Lady Madonna” A Kurt Cobain lookalike playing a groovy piano Beatles tune, with a voice deeper than Scotty “Baby Lock Them Doors” McCreery? What’s not to love? “You’re 15, but you’re like 7,000 years old,” said Katy. “Your level of talent is staggering,” raved Lionel.

Griffin Tucker sharing his music/ gift(s), inspiring the world!#AmericanIdol @gktrocks pic.twitter.com/g0F42jGDaY

— Kevin Wayne Woodward (@KevinWWoodward) March 13, 2018

William Casanova, 26: “A Song for You” This flirty, overconfident women’s shoe salesman seemed like a novelty contestant, but then he showcased a smoky crooner voice (Lionel called it “smooooove”) that lived up to his cheesy, self-appointed surname. His foot fetish (he was way too excited about Katy’s well-manicured toes when she handed him his golden ticket) was a little odd, though.

Brandon Diaz, 21: “Unaware” Meet the the Constantine Maroulis (or maybe Michael Johns) of 2018. With his pinup-worthy curls and bedroom eyes, Brandon is major heartthrob material. But he’s also the “best male singer we’ve seen so far,” according to Katy. His falsetto on the Allen Stone staple was “very clean” (said Lionel) and “badass” (said Luke), and that’ll be his real secret weapon on the show.

Trevor Holmes, 27: “In Case You Didn’t Know” Here comes another heartthrob! Trevor (who’s crushed on Katy for years) and Katy had a moment as he serenaded her, altering Brett Young’s lyrics to “Katy, I’m crazy about you!” I feared producers were about to have another Paula Abdul/Corey Clark scandal on their hands … until Trevor’s girlfriend rushed in, just as Katy was flirtatiously handing him his golden ticket. Alas, Trevor and Katy’s romance was not meant to be. But with his lovely, intimate singing style, Trevor could still go far.

Laine Hardy, 17: “Hurricane” Meet the Phillip Phillips of 2018. This shy Louisiana bayou kid had such a swampy voice (no pun intended) on the Band of Heathens song, with gravel, grizzle, and grit that was practically Tom Waits-level. I did not expect a voice like this! Laine is my favorite male singer so far. “If you ain’t careful, you might win,” proclaimed Luke.

Gabbii Jones, 20: “Dangerous Woman” A “full package and then some,” this delightful, vivacious soul/pop dynamo could be dangerous competition. There was some Beyoncé-level slayage going on here. Lionel was so impressed, he got up from the table and hugged her. “There are things we can tone down,” he said of her over-the-top personality, “but the basic core of you is exciting.”

Thaddeus Johnson, 25: “Don’t You Worry Child” Thaddeus tried out before — eight years and 162 pounds ago — and after becoming nearly suicidal following his Hollywood Week elimination, he dropped his excess weight (see before/after photos below) to improve his vocal stamina. And that he did! I loved his silky R&B rendition of Swedish House Mafia’s EDM smash. Another congratulatory hug from Papa Lionel ensued as Lionel told him, “You’re here for a reason.”

Thaddeus Johnson, before and after. (Photos: Fox/ABC)

Rissa Watson, 17: “When We Were Young” This small-town guitar girl needs to work on her playing, but she gave me Crystal Bowersox vibes with her sparkling country vibrato (“the voice of an angel,” said Luke) and effortless delivery. “I got full body chills,” said Katy.

David Francisco, 25: “Isn’t She Lovely” After being paralyzed from the waist down in a car accident just three weeks after moving to Nashville, this Casey James look-alike made a miraculous recovery and is back to pursuing his dream. His coffeehouse cover of the Stevie Wonder classic was pretty and pleasant, but what made his audition truly stand out was how he serenaded his supportive fiancée. Their pure love was so evident that an emotional Katy sobbed. (Maybe she was imagining Trevor Holmes singing to her that way?) Another Lionel hug followed, as he told David, “You’re an inspiration to us all.”

And so, an inspiring first week of auditions comes to a close. I dare say, the talent this season totally eclipses that of The Voice this year. Can Idol make a real TV comeback? Watch this space.

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