#with a nice side of f'ed up

[l0ganberry]

Ruh roh.......

Warning: insane amount of Blood and psychopathic rabbit (duh!)

Carnival Jax belongs to @sm-baby

I wanted to attempt on drawing and coloring blood. So I decided to do it on this psychopath. I hope I did good.....

I will still hug him....

I hope you like this too @an-albino-pinetree

Since I know you really like this guy too.<3<3<3<3

[link7057]

who are your fav Moral Orel characters and why??

Hi !! So sorry for the late response ☹️ Oh mannn, I have so many favorites so I'll try to do top 5 or something LMAOOEJNDN

1. Orel, ofc and it sounds basic (who would've guessed??) HDJDN There are a bunch of reasons why but I'll summarize it, I see myself in him and can relate to his problems ?? Yeah I know it's an animated show but it's realistic to me and in "Nature," that was when I really realized it was my favorite show and Orel was my favorite (ofc he already was). I also stay optimistic through anything (I don't know how) and still try to fix my relationship with my family soo... didn't mean to vent whoops. He's just a silly guy anddd yeah I love him !!

2. Christina, she's honestly underrated and needs more love and I think it'd be super interesting to hear her side of the story. But yeah I love her :)

3. Bloberta, I also just find her really interesting and although I'm not on either her or Clay's side (they're both at fault okay), I prefer her a bit more. I like drawing her a lot and she's so awooga... HEJSNN

4. I wasn't going to mention him but Clay because it's a love-hate relationship. Unfortunately I still like his character and story, I hate drawing his f'ed up hair 😭😭

5. Okay I didn't think about this but Joe, Tommy, or Miss Secondopinionson I just like their designs and their personalities and for her she's also very underrated ❤ Oh Stephanie too !! A lot of the Moralton women honestly are interesting to me. (+ Reverend Putty he's goofy asf and I like his dynamic with Orel and Stephanie it's nice to see 🙏)

Thanks for reading, there might've been things or characters I forgot to mention but yeahh :)

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

i'm so happy you liked it!!! wow, you're just as insane as I am. life is good. our thoughts are in sync. the tragedy that speaks to the core. thank YOU. it's refreshing to let your slightly crazy thoughts out there and be welcomed. im absolutely insane for their dynamic (im dying to live this). you have no idea (im losing it). i personally think gojo would be relieved once he's king, he's in control now, it's natural to him. there are more possibilities and he's so prepared. but you know what? becoming king has its duties and one of them is that prince!gojo's hand has been promised before he was born. i wonder how he'd cope with that knowing he belongs to someone else. i like to think he'd rebel and refuse the marriage completely (for personal, selfish reasons), but again he isn't childish in the sense of ignoring politics completely, yes? behind playful comments he is indeed a smart man. after all, he was raised to become this. he knows how to navigate the world and understands that his decisions can have massive political impact (and that this can also be negative for his knight, right? he cannot risk losing the power and privileges he owns, how would he be able to protect them? he must play the game as is). i think this might be one of the moments in his life where he'll be the most conflicted. but he'd play nice and polite when his fiance comes to visit him (i think due to gojo's natural disdain for his fiance, casual visits would be encouraged a few weeks before marriage). the first sting of jealousy knight!reader feels and oh. that's when they realize the nature of their feelings for prince!gojo. that it goes a little beyond what they thought. their dynamic might shift a little, things become uncertain and confused. knight!reader might dissociate between it all, not allowing selfish feelings to get in the way. and gojo's so annoyed and he wishes the whole building would just collapse and burn with everyone in it. and there knight!reader is, not so far away, shining only for his eyes. prince!gojo looks at them like begging for forgiveness, help, love and sadness all together while the lady by his side tries to get his attention. it's pathetic, he thinks. but his heart is somewhere else, it belongs to someone else for fucking sake!!! can't anyone see that? their first kiss would probably happen during this time I think. i can see him finding knight!reader at night, carrying the weight of the kingdom on his shoulders. and when his eyes land on them relief washes over him. soft moonlight shyly on knight's confused face asking 'satoru, are you okay?' vulnerability! comfort! home! because they belong to each other deeply, a mere look on each others face is enough to understand something is wrong. the kiss!! his little act of rebellion. he's so proud of it after, it's cute af. can you see? the blushing and all!! difficult times, ah the hurt!! at the end,,, i think ruling by himself is much gojo like, right? it would be somewhat controversial and there would be implications but to him it wouldn't be fair to fill a promise he didn't make, plus he's committed to his knight!reader already. ye? he'd learn so much and mature during this period as well. he'd find strength in his love and his love alone. it fills him with a supernatural sense of responsibility that he finally understands that knight!reader went through (though only a little, as he doesn't get his hands dirty nor commit acts of violence (i hope he does, sincerely)). and yess,,, sorry, it was too much again. or if it doesnt resonate with you, haha. omg. i am simply happy in my element talking to you. yes, uhm. you can call me momo/crazymomo if thats ok? it was supposed to be 'crazymomo' but i guess it kind got f'ed up in the way and i just didnt care about fixing it. im bringing you cake ok!!!!!

HI MOMOOO u r feeding us yet again!!!!! and same same same, its so fun to be insane together i appreciate u sm <333 mickey rlly is a genius bc ive never seen a character/reader dynamic thats caused as much insanity as knight!reader & prince!gojo they had me in a chokehold from the get-go

and OHHH these thoughts momo!!!! so tasty and interesting, i lovelovelove hearing more abt how u interpret them!! when it comes to dynamics like these i feel like everyone has their own take on them at least to some degree and i think its SOSO fun to compare!!!!

BUT OKOK let me get thru this!!! i had so much fun reading this and thinking abt it, u brought up so many things i hadnt considered yet!!

OK SO. king!gojo…… after some contemplation i think i definitely agree w u momo. i feel like satoru relaxes once he has the throne. its tough and a huge responsibility, a weight on his shoulders, but its no longer hanging over him as a burden he’ll one day have to bear, its something he’s gained and grown used to and i think he earnestly loves making a change in the society he lives in. and!! i think he is soso loved. i see him as the type to visit poorer villages all the time, financially support struggling mothers, speak to their babies and hold them all gently HES JUST SO… hes such a good man im gonna be sick. ABSOLUTELY helps all orphans he comes across they may or may not remind him of a certain knight so he cant bear to look away from them

(i do think he still longs to run away w knight!reader tho…. its just a nice daydream to him atp bc its impossible in so many ways but i think he hates the fact that being king means hes moved even further above them on the social ladder)

BUT ANYHOW ANYHOW lets get to the juicy bits. the engagement bits. i have my own take on this that differs from urs a little bit momo but i think urs is soso good and nice and romantic… and i agree on a lot too!! specifically this ohhh u get him soso well!!

behind playful comments he is indeed a smart man. after all, he was raised to become this. 

(…)

(and that this can also be negative for his knight, right? he cannot risk losing the power and privileges he owns, how would he be able to protect them? he must play the game as is.)

^ i agree soso much!!!! i think prince!gojo is very very clever, he enjoys acting goofy and has a very genuinely silly side but i do think hes both intelligent and mature. especially when it comes to politics, both for the sake of his own sense of duty AND what you said — for the sake of knight!reader!! they’re his motivation to become king in the first place, so i don’t see him doing anything that’ll cause too much of a stir; but at the same time… he gets away with a lot.

i do think rejecting his fiancee completely as a prince might be too much (his parents let him do as he pleases for the most part, but theyre not fun to deal with when they start to feel threatened lol), but once hes become king… well.

i think you’re right, momo!! he chooses to lead the nation on his own, with no queen by his side — only one very loyal knight. 

(on the topic of heirs though since thats kind of connected to this… obviously his decision causes quite a stir. who will lead the kingdom when hes gone? a king with no firstborn — how scandalous. and so on.

but satoru doesn’t care. he continues to live his life, do his duty. visiting villages, dealing with neighouring countries… and, well. maybe one day he happens to run into a particularly clever assassin, with a scar on his bottom lip, escaping by the skin of his teeth and thanks to his knight — and, who knows? maybe said assassin, bleeding out, murmurs something about a child, a run-down building, a young life soon to be lost… and maybe satoru finds said child. maybe he even feels compelled to look after him, just for a while, because that unruly hair and those guarded eyes remind him a bit too much of a certain someone.

and if satoru grows fond of said boy, if he raises him as a candidate for the throne, but with an understanding and sympathy that he never received himself — then that’s no one’s business but his own.)

my bad i got carried away PHDKFJFJ back to the topic at hand. (i just needed to bring gumi into this narrative hes my special little boy ALSO maybe just maybe suguru finds an orphaned boy in the woods w pink hair who he takes in and raises as a knight hmmmm.. wonder what that’s all about…..) SORRY IM SORRY theres. so much to think abt when it comes to this au…………..

but anyways. i think satoru abolishes the marriage the moment he becomes king — but until then hes polite, well-mannered, maybe even a tad friendly w his fiancee. just to make it easier for the both of them. he does however make it very, very clear that this is a business partnership in his mind — its not a marriage of love, it never will be. and he’s firm about it. he has no intention of leading her on.

i think he might even go as far as to say his heart belongs to someone else (hes giggling on the inside bro gets butterflies at the thought of belonging to his knight in any way shape or form), with no specifics since he doesnt want to get knight!reader into any kind of trouble with the royal court.

but yes!! this is where i think our takes differ a bit (not at ALL a bad thing i just need to make that clear!!) bc i dont rlly see knight!reader being jealous!! i see their relationship with satoru as very comfortable, w a strong sense of understanding between them. it isnt entirely romantic or entirely platonic — if i had to put it in simple terms i’d just call them soulmates. they were born to save each other. and i think both of them understand that! knight!reader is well aware that satoru doesnt feel a single thing for his fiancee, because he makes it so clear that no one has a place at his side except for knight!reader themselves. so in that sense i dont see that uncertainty appearing!! i think the only one between them who feels frustrated is satoru.

and gojo's so annoyed and he wishes the whole building would just collapse and burn with everyone in it. <- THIS IS SOOOO CANON TO ME BTW i think that when ppl are being annoying around the castle a tiny voice in his head is like ”i hope this building fucking explodes” PHDNDBD HES SO DRAMATIC…. but in this case i think hes just so frustrated, especially if his fiancee/parents make the whole engagement more troublesome than it has to be.

on that note i just gotta mention;

and there knight!reader is, not so far away, shining only for his eyes. prince!gojo looks at them like begging for forgiveness, help, love and sadness all together while the lady by his side tries to get his attention. it's pathetic, he thinks. <- GOD THIS ONE GOT ME THIS ONE GOT ME GOOD momo pls stop im in agony </3 ohhh the way his eyes reflect his soul those sad sad puppydog eyes ☹️☹️ i would fold instantly

so in simple terms!! i think knight!reader and toru feel very at home in their dynamic. i dont think knight!reader would mind at all if satoru got a fiancee — if she made him happy i think they’d even grow fond of her. theyre just very kind and accepting, and dedicated to their prince’s happiness above all else. (but, of course, satoru’s happiness only ever lies with them 😔 stupid silly dense knight.) 

BUT THE KISSSS OHHH THE KISS MOMO…. i see your vision so SO clearly. i picture their kiss by the riverbank like this too — satoru does it w/o thinking overcome by fondness and hes all giggly and giddy after. hes just happy to be alive PDJJDFJ 100% goes for a forehead kiss right after bc his heart is just bursting at the seams and his favorite person ever is right there in front of him!! all blushy and unsure!!! ohhh hes OBSESSED momo u get it ofc u do… ur version of events is so lovely and sweet!! i can really picture is so vividly!!

ANYWAY that was so fun pls never apologize, i lovelovelove long asks like this!! it was such a treat to read!! <33 IM BRINGING U A BIG CAKE TOO tysm for blessing us w this 🎂 (lets share it hehe 🍰🍰) (+ extra piece for mickey in case they see this here u go mickey 🍰)

[godlesshorrors]

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[princess-peregrine]

Long post, just keep scrolling

ok watching booksmart, this post is tracking me watching it

Okay movie is open

word doc is open

not going for tabs here I guess

so anyway

was on a site, found this movie called book smart and the cover caught my eye, so now i'm watching it. Also I googled if it was gay and it is so that's the main reason

okay first scene is odd

lol fuck them

omfg I love her already

THEIR DANCING IS THE WORST BEST THING YET

hehehe, ass president

fuck samantha

so the principle is very smart and doesn't like any of them

omfg teacher crush girl I love you

everyone loves this teacher! And so do I!

Jared you are nice, but why

rood, her outfit is a solid six out of ten

OMG the head tilt! She leaned on her and and gazed!

When does the super duper gay happen

omfg

skateboard girl

SHE WAS A SKATER GIRL

oh that was a guy? I really can't tell, the adrogony is strong on this one

ryan is a girl so yes the lesbian

ryan's nickname is avril lavigne

“well with her there'd be more, vagina involved.”

omg the way the music cuts out is so odd

I love her car

I want that car, it has flame paint

I am the girl with the scarf, she is me, like for real, that is me

is she in the wrong, yes she is

this bathroom scene is the kind of conversations I would sit in the middle of and not talk like for real it is so nostalgic

their dick drawings are terrible

I love the hippie, he's nice, he's understandable, fuck the government man

omg shit got darker and more grainy

I love the side character hope

she is just upset other people that care less are smart wtf

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HALL PARTY!!!!

ok I think I see where this movie is going

i'm gonna guess, their gonna have a day to make up for being, stiff, and unloose

yeah that's where it's going

“Who's they?” same

omg the clothes change scene, they are so cute

“THE PANDA” OMFG I LOVE THEM

“i wish, that wouldv'e been a secret, but, you said it anyway”

the parents omg do not deny the mushrooms omg the parents faces

omg the car

“absofruitly” omfg

THE LISCENSE PLATE WHAT TF

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEEEETH

what, vitamins, the meth was just vitamins

“I BROUGHT YOU TO THE BEST PARTY, MY PARTY”

no one is there, wh, how doe, whe, how could, how tf did he do this

the party girl I love

she was the one on the car earlier

she is high

for sure but I love her what the hell is doing on

oh yeah she admitted, ln drugs

he's wearing a scuba helmet like a daft punk

omg no pls stop

he was so consent talk earlier and now he's nice guy

she lost her virginity in a graveyard and she said her eggs are haunted, I love it

I love her

who is lu an

jump off the boat

oh shit

oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit is she ok

pls lovely haunted rich girl be ok pls

“please don't do your lecture voice”

they got the address

i'm calling malala

she only gets one malala a year omfg I love them

the principle is the uber driver omg

i'm smiling so hard and it hurts bc my cheeks and gums aren't healed and I am in such pain, that a good thing

wtf that book idea sucks

so awkward

“neck deep in ryan” “neck deep, in, what direction?”

omg she's never watched porn

omg sharing earbuds while watching porn for educational purposes

omg omg omg omg the aux porn noises

“is that cardi B” OMASL;KDFADHLKAJSH

they got the wrong address again

how did she get here

gigi I love you

I finally learned her name it's gigi, I love gigi

gigi why are you not at nicks party

the strawberries hit by now?

THE STRAWBERRIES WERE LACED?!!?!?!? SWEEEEEET

one time I threw up in my moms hand and she caught it because she loves me

omg omg omg omg barbie scene

they're dolls I love this movie

“where is my chub” I feel the same

what is the real life equivilant of this

they're naked

“uh molly I have no genitals”

omg is there going to be barbie porn, spread eagle

gigi is amazing I love her

gigi you are wrong on this, and I still love you

omg just say you're bi

“i can't like him because he's a jock” same

slaps molly “how dare you say that about my best friend” so relatable

library studying to find the party omg

the pizza delivery that's how they'll find the party

stowaways

omg kidnapper pizza delivery movie now pls?

“that's your private information” I love this pizza delivery guy

“don't trust people oh my god” he's great

she left her phone omg

“why is my battery so low?” “The porn, we streamed a lot of porn.”

who is it

THE TEACHER I LOVE HER

OMG BEST TEACHER EVER EVER EVER FOREVER THIS IS AMAZING I LOVE THIS MOVIE NOW

Sentinel if you read this the teacher reminds me of you, she's banned from juice

“lucky for you two, i'm a single woman living in los angeles”

they are so great to eachother

ok they're here but there is still half of the movie left, so, what's gonna happen now

oh I know, romance drama hopefully

crush vision

oh pls no, crush vision has made everyone dissappear pls no, don't

THIS BITCH, GET THE HELL OUT WITH YOUR SINGING IN THE RAIL BE BOP DANCE

it's done

still love the hippie

gigi how the fuck

gigi you are perfect and I love you

the teacher is here? For real? Is, that really what's happening?

Ryan is not who I would have had a crush on but I seriously love her rn

everything is going too well

how tf did he get from the murdermystery to there

probably the same way gigi did

he deepthroated the microphone and that is not ok

the hippie is going to try to seduce the teach

he called her mrs. fine. Also his name is theo

AND I'M HERE, TO REMIND YOU, OF THE MESS YOU MADE WHEN YOU WENT AWAY!

Alan?

I don't think he's 20

uh oh kareoke pls don't

i'm afraid

this is causing me stress

what Is going to come of this

hugs

ok that was a stress fake out

this is going too well for too long what the hell is going on here

oh I know this song

swimming in the pool

um, so ryan is jacked

oh so ryan is either bi or straight but this does not bode well

oh shit doesn't bode well for either of them

she's using malala and you just say no bitch

molly you're being a bitch

omg yelling during a party and now everyone's staring

molly you are kind of a bitch now I like you less

molly was totally in the wrong

I love the cowgirl

omg cowgirl is a bitch too wtf

is everyone a bitch

kiss, which I saw coming but, still, get it

so rich kid is there too

gigi I love you

he wants to do airplanes I love him

ok so virginity loss first time scene

black bra

I forget what movie but there was a scene that they said “no one has a black bra if they don't want someone to see” and i'm like bitch black is my fav colour

WRONG HOLE!!!

OH SHIT, she puked, oh crap oh no oh pls god no, this is awful oh poor amy

oh no oh shit oh no oh crud I wanna cry I feel so bad for her she puked oh goodness I feel so bad for her why

oh that's what the scene earlier about her mom catching her puke meant

they didn't hear the clap?

Gigi I love you, also why do you take airplane kids car if you have your own

gigi's real name is annabelle

“Wait where the fuck do you live” omg

twenty minutes still left, what is happening here

but did the teach bang the kid

omg she rolled her r at a kid

she did bang him

teach what the fuck

gigi is at the piano the talented bitch

i'm gonna bet they'll still be late

THEY MADE IT, broke the fence, BUT THEY MADE IT, also his car is f'ed up

omg why is everyone cheering was everyone at the party?

Maybe cause they just crashed a car through

ok so molly was not gay

this kiss was terrible and they should do a reshoot until they take a not ugly kiss

neat speech

her mom is kissing the jilling bear

oh no

oh pls thank god molly

they were kissing the sex panda oh god

omg omg omg omg

cowgirl you are valid

she has stripped sleeves I love

she has a volvo and that adds like, plus twenty aesthetic

gone forever now

not forever, just a year

harmonizing for the ending song, good choice I guess

oh no, now it's sad

fuck

jumpscare

pancakes

omg I love the ending

the ending wow

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice shit

[harryspaceshipmchale]

Assassination Nation Fic: The Half of It

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: F/M Fandom: Assassination Nation (2018) Relationships: Nick Mathers/Lily Colson, Nick Mathers/Rose Mathers Characters: Nick Mathers, Lily Colson, Rose Mathers, Carly Mathers Additional Tags: Deleted Scene, Daddy Kink, Texting, Age Difference

Spoilers if you haven’t seen the movie.

Notes: I am in no way condoning Nick's behaviour or their relationship. I just found the thought of her actually going to dinner at their house intriguing. This movie f'ed me up; it f'ed me up real good. I'd advise not reviewing or leaving kudos because otherwise I might be tempted to write more (I'm kidding. Please do.)

I will add this to AO3 later/when it lets me as there seems to be a server error right now.

Rose is persuasive. She's persuasive in the way that it makes perfect sense that she found a life partner in Nick. They both know how to turn it on, make you feel as if you should do this or you should do that. As if not going to dinner will mean it will be the last time you're invited or that you'll cause their daughter anxiety because you used to be so close. She doesn't say that, of course, but it's implied in the way she sighs over the phone and the way she squeezes your hand and winks at you on the doorstep like you're in on a secret.

If only she knew the half of it.

"I'm so glad you accepted the invite. Carly's been looking forward to it all week."

"Of course. I wouldn't miss it."

"Come on in, you know your way around, don't act like a stranger.”

You laugh and follow behind her, your hands in your back pockets, one of them glued to your phone in case it slips out. There are only two pairs of shoes inside the door, you notice; heels and light-up sneakers. Your question is answered moments later after you've slipped off your own.

"Nick's not home yet but he'll be back just in time. Hopefully, he's remembered you're coming, you know what he's like."

You laugh again, nervously this time because you do know what he's like but not in this setting; not since he put his hand on your thigh and wished you goodnight before letting his fingers drift across your skin like a fea-

-"LILY! Lily, you're here! I missed you so much!" Carly comes sprinting in, wrapping her arms around your legs, pulling you from your thoughts.

"Hey, sweetie. Aw, I missed you too." You stroke her hair because it's true. You do miss her. You miss the safety she used to bring you.

"Can I show you something? Upstairs? In my room?"

You laugh and reach to pick her up, watching an approving smile grace her mom's face as she walks to the kitchen.

"I'll call you down when you're needed."

"Thanks."

You run your hands through Carly's hair as you walk upstairs, pressing a loud kiss to her cheek.

"What's so important that you have to show me then, huh?" You let her down, following her scurried footsteps to her room of pink. You check your back pocket and your phone is still there, so, you perch on the bed, content.

"Look at these toys, I got! Everyone has them at school but I think mine are the best ones."

"Wowww. Those are something. Very impressive."

You smile even though all she's showing you are plastic figurines coated in glitter and you reach out for one to walk along the side of her bed frame.

"Daddy said that if I'm a really good girl I might be able to get another one for my birthday."

Your smile tightens and you drop the toy onto her blanket.

"Did he? That's nice of him. I'm sure you will."

"I wish you could come to my birthday party but he said you can't."

He lied but you're thankful.

"Aw, I know. I'm just so busy with school now and my friends... I'm sure you'll understand one day."

"Our new babysitter isn't as nice as you. She doesn't let me play on the iPad if I can't sleep and she's really old."

"Really old? No, I'm sure she's not."

"She is! She's like... thirty."

Of course, she is, you think. At least you're not replaceable; it's a small victory.

You hear heavy footsteps so you can edge closer to the end of the bed and toe the door all the way closed.

"Is that Daddy?"

You feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, so you pull it out, holding it close to your chest.

Daddy😍: Forgot you were coming

"I think so..." You answer her, distracted, your heart now starting to pound against your ribcage.

You: I didn’t realise I was forgettable

Carly gets up then, making you lock your phone screen.

"I don't know if dinner’s ready yet, sweetie."

"I want to go see Daddy."

"Of course."

Your phone buzzes again as you hear a door open and close in the next room.

Daddy😍: stop messaging

You hear muffled voices and a happy shriek from Carly, so, you take that as your call to walk back downstairs before he gets the chance to see you.

It's not that you don't want to see him. Rose isn't that persuasive. There was always a part of you that wanted to see what would happen if you were under his roof again; that wanted to see how he would respond.

Would he get nervous? Would he just stay quiet and smile like when he sees you in passing? Would he message you under the dinner table, his foot sliding towards yours? Would he make your skin feel like it's on fire and make your thighs clamp shut? Would he take you in a room alone and do all the things he says he wants to do to you?

"Would you mind helping me put some glasses on the table? I would have asked Nick but he rushed straight upstairs."

You're shaken out of your thoughts, wandering into the kitchen.

"Of course." You say, reaching for the glasses in her hands before placing them down in the right places. It isn't the first dinner you've had with them, so, you know where they should go. Or so you think.

"Lily! Can I sit next to you?" Carly squeaks as she runs down the stairs. You turn and catch Nick behind her, his shirt sleeves rolled up and his top buttons undone.

"Go on then," Rose answers, once again winking in your direction. You follow orders and place Carly's pink cup down next to where you'll be sat.

"Nick, you haven't welcomed Lily in yet."

"Oh it's fine, don't worry." You wave a hand dismissively as you continue to set the table.

"We all know each other here, no need to get formal." He says, walking past you towards Rose - his wife -, his hands going to her shoulders, his thumbs kneading into her back. Carly wants you to watch her twirling and dancing, so, out the corner of your eye, you see him kiss Rose's cheek and the crown of her hair.

You wonder if he does it as a cover or if he's still really like that with her; affectionate, loving, kind. If he is, he's capable of doing the same to you. He tells you he cares about you, that he'd miss you if you ever stopped talking to him. He tells you you're the most beautiful girl in the world and that she - Rose - was never like you.

He also tells you you're a slut and a whore and that you misbehave like a dirty girl and that all the boys at school must want to step out of class and fuck you. But that's only when he wants to see your nipples against your shirt or see you kneeling on your bedroom floor, begging him to tell you what to do on the phone.

Sometimes you imagine them together. You imagine their boring sex; missionary, vanilla, the kind which has her crying out "I love you" because that's what she thinks it's about. The kind of sex where he finishes without even muttering a word before rolling over and falling asleep instantly. Maybe there are times when they fuck - when he's angry or he's already watched porn that day or he's watched you in his office alone and he needs to take it out on something more than his hand - but it doesn't happen often.

"Okay, Carly sit at the table." Rose walks over with a pie dish in hand.

You refocus, looking up to see him watching you from where he stands near the kitchen countertop. He has a glass up to his lips - the one you put down on the table - and you have to look away. You sit down, smiling at Carly as she climbs up beside you. She reaches over trying to hug you without losing balance. You kiss her head briefly before sitting up properly, waiting for Nick and Rose to get seated.

"Well, this is nice, isn't it? Next time we should have your parents over, too. I can't remember the last time we saw them." Rose pours water from a jug into her glass before sliding it towards you so you can pour your own. Nick sits then, white wine sloshing around in his glass. Rose doesn't drink for health reasons, you remember.

"Oh sorry, Lily. I didn't offer you anything other than water. There's soda in the fridge if you want it."

"I'm good, thank you."

"Can I have soda?" Carly pipes up, grinning at both of her parents.

"No, soda's only for grown-ups and for special occasions. You'll have some on your birthday." Nick points a finger in her direction.

"I should have said, it's help yourself. Just serve however much you want. There are veggies in that other dish, too."

"I probably won't eat much, there was a caterer at work today. Big lunch." Nick states, pulling a slice of pie onto his plate and a small spoonful of broccoli.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. How did the meeting go?"

"Good. Made some good progress."

"I'm glad to hear it."

"Progress on what?" You ask as you finish plating your food. Nick licks his lips, clearly surprised by your question. "Sorry, I don't mean to pry. I'm just curious, that's all."

"I was meeting with investors for a major property development I'm working on. It's a big deal. Lots of money in it."

He answers her and then tilts his head.

"Well, we're very proud. You've been working hard lately. So many late nights."

You know that's a lie. You're part of his late nights. He only messages you when he's completely alone and usually, that's when he's in his office at home. Sometimes it's for a few minutes, sometimes it's an hour. Sometimes he doesn't ask for photos, he just keeps talking and sees how far you'll take it.

"Carly, I want you to eat all of those vegetables, okay? Don't just pick at the pie."

"Yes, Mommy." She turns to you and rolls her eyes and you laugh because you can't help it.

"That's you, you know, Nick. Teaching her to roll her eyes at me."

Nick looks up, frowning. He swallows the food in his mouth before leaning across the table.

"I'm pretty sure that was Lily's doing. Just because she's not around as much, doesn't mean she hasn't had an influence on her."

You smirk, putting your fork down.

"I think that's a good thing, though, right? Girls need to feel like they can roll their eyes and have a bit of attitude. We're always told not to but then boys can just be boys."

Rose laughs and Nick rolls his neck around, his tongue in his cheek, amused.

"Yes, well, I'd rather it not be directed at me, that's all."

Nick grins around his fork before staring at you, shaking his head a little. When you look away, ignoring him, you notice him tense up and go back to eating.

"Speaking of boys will be boys and all that kind of stuff; a friend of mine told me that there's some sort of female art exhibition going on at the moment. It's supposed to be about supporting more women in art. Sounds interesting, doesn't it, honey?"

"Well, I don't know about me but it sounds like something Lily might be interested in."

You flick up your eyebrows, curling a hand around Carly's wrist where she's laid it out beside your plate.

"Maybe."

"Well, you do art at school. You do drawings."

Rose knows this. You used to do your assignments at this table. She doesn't know about the drawings he's seen, though. The ones that school doesn't approve of. The ones that he said he wished he could watch you draw in real time. He said it would turn him on, knowing that you were imagining somebody touching themselves, a pencil between your teeth in concentration.

"Lily's amaaaaaazing at drawing." Carly coos. You stroke her hair and pat her back.

"And you should eat up." You laugh and share a smile with Rose, who appreciates the help in making sure Carly doesn't get too distracted.

Your phone vibrates for the third time tonight. Just like it's instinctive to tell Carly to sit around and finish her dinner, it's instinctive to jump to the conclusion that it's him. So, you look up but he's somewhere else, gulping back more wine and smiling widely at Rose.

You check the screen, dismissing a message before placing your phone down on the table. That gets his attention. He looks down at it, pushing food around his plate.

It buzzes again so you apologise.

"Oh don't worry about it. We don't usually have phones at the table but we can make an exception." Rose winks again.

Mark: come over tonight

It buzzes once more and you start to feel Nick's foot bouncing under the table, his knee making it wobble slightly.

Mark: pls? why are you ignoring me lily

"Who is it?" Nick asks. You swipe across the screen before answering him.

"Mark."

"That's your boyfriend, right?" Rose asks.

"Yeah. Sorry, I forgot to tell him I was coming over."

"How long have you been together now?" Nick asks, knowing the answer already.

"About a year and a half. Maybe two years."

"OooOoOOOH." Carly teases in a sing-song voice. You roll your eyes and can't help but blush.

That's when you feel his foot. He's put it between your own. His shin is against your legs. You close your legs around it, shifting forwards.

"He treats you well?" Rose asks and Nick pulls back, coughing into his glass as he picks it up.

"Yeah. Yeah, he's... he's Mark."

Carly yawns and slumps forward.

"Carly, sit up." Nick orders.

"Aw, she's tired." You stroke her back soothingly and Rose stands up.

"Okay, let's get you to bed. You are up later than usual. We can have a drink once she's asleep before you go. Is that okay?"

You smile and say yes, not thinking.

"Nick, will you clear the table? Deal with the dishes?"

He smiles tightly and stands up, leaving you to finish your last mouthful alone at the table.

Rose tells Carly to say goodnight to Nick so you watch them, a sudden pit in your stomach.

You've thought about what would happen if it ever got out. Not thoroughly, perhaps too naively, but you've thought about it. Maybe they'd work through it; maybe Rose would let him stay. Carly would never forgive you. You'd never see her again. You'd never see him again. He'd change his number. He'd probably leave town.

Or maybe, in one version of reality, he'd choose you over her. He'd finally say he loves you. He'd leave town but it would be with you. You'd be the one in his bed at night. You'd finally know what it would feel like to have him kiss you and touch you and fuck you. You've dreamt about it. He knows you've touched yourself at the thought of his mouth on you and the thought of him being inside of you.

You'd leave your friends and maybe they'd never understand but it might be worth it; the world he could show you. Mark would never do it. You think it's brave, the fact that he's risking it all for you.

You're selfish but you love him.

You stand up and start on the dishes himself. Rose notices and tells you they can go in the dishwasher.

"Goodnight, Carly. See you in the morning." You hear him say. He kisses her and pulls her close before letting her go with Rose upstairs.

You're alone together.

You take the last two plates to the countertop and open the machine, placing them all in one by one. You can hear him sighing and running his hands through his hair behind you but you don't turn, you just keep placing things before you stand to close the front door up. That's when you feel him come closer.

Your breath hitches as he puts his empty glass down and he slowly turns on his heels, his hands sliding across the counter, his wedding band scratching the surface. You feel his breath against your back and that's when he moves his other hand so you're surrounded by him; caged in.

You stand up tall, your breathing shaky against his which seems deep and slow and in control.

"You liked coming over. I can tell. You like knowing something she doesn't."

He breathes out, pushing himself into you. He's hard. You've never felt it before. He's only ever told you how his body responds to you. You've always had to imagine.

You whimper without meaning to and you fall back on him. He reaches out, his fingers clenching around your waist.

"Careful."

You gulp. He brushes some of your hair from over your shoulder.

"Nick! Carly's coming back down, she's upset she didn't say goodnight to Lily."

"Slut." He mutters under his breath – out of frustration, you guess - before turning around, standing against a chair at the dinner table. You know why.

Carly comes running down and skids a little across the floor before throwing herself into your arms. Nick stands back for a moment, carefully watching the top of the stairs.

"Goodnight Lily. I hope I see you really really really soon."

"Aw, baby, I know. If I can, I will, okay? I can't make any promises. And if I don't see you before your birthday I hope it's extra extra special."

"Thank youuu. Night night."

"Sweet dreams, Carly."

Nick moves away then - you can't help where your eyes land - and reaches out for Carly. He picks her up but doesn't move away. He kisses her and holds a hand under her legs.

"You're Daddy's little princess, aren't you?" He growls into her neck before eyeing you purposefully.

"I'll take you upstairs. Come on." He shakes her foot and does just that, their voices dying out as they reach the top with Rose.

You finally breathe, hard and loudly.

Five minutes later, your phone buzzes and you forget where you left it. You panic until it buzzes again, against the wooden table. You scramble for it.

Daddy😍: You wish I'd fucked you there and then

He must be upstairs, alone. You won't deny it but you also won't lead him on, not now. Definitely not here.

You: Did you want to?

Daddy😍: what do you think

You: you'd never do it

Three dots appear to show he's typing but they fade away and don't come back. You keep waiting and waiting. You reply to Mark.

You: at some lame family dinner, sorry I didn't tell you

“Well, that was nice. I'm so glad you came over, even if it was just for a brief dinner.” Rose walks down the stairs, stopping at the bottom to make sure Nick is following.

“It was nice, wasn't it Nick?” She asks when he comes into view.

He nods and smiles vaguely in your direction.

“Would you like tea? Coffee? Are you sure you don't want that soda?” Rose asks, heading for the fridge.

“You probably want to go home now, don't you?” Nick asks, watching you.

“Maybe I'll take the soda for the road.”

“Okay, sure. We won't keep you.”

Nick sighs, walking into the living area where you now are. Your phone is in your hands and he's staring at it. When he talks, it's loud so you know Rose can hear it.

“Did Mark ever get an answer to his message?”

“He did. I think he's mad at me.”

“Angry?"

“He wants me to himself.”

Confusion flashes across his face momentarily and even though you didn't mean to imply anything, you enjoy seeing him panic. He knows you haven't told anyone so what does he think you meant?

“Soda.” Rose strolls over and holds out a can. You take it graciously and pop it open to start sipping on.

“Can Nick drive you home?”

You gulp back some soda too quickly and have to hold a fist to your mouth.

“It's fine. I drive, remember?”

“Of course, force of habit. Well, at least let him walk you to your car.”

You can't say no because he's done it before and you know you won't say no because you want to know what he'll do next. It's a game and you want to make sure you don't miss a turn.

“Thank you, again. Stay in touch, won't you? We don't want to lose you completely.”

“I know.” You smile tightly before being pulled into a hug. Nick walks to the door and unlocks it, letting the cool evening breeze roll in. You slip on your shoes, bending to pull the heels up with a hooked finger. You can feel his eyes on your ass and it makes your skin buzz.

“Drive safely, Lily.” You wave goodbye and she tells Nick she's going to head upstairs for a bath.

He acknowledges her quietly before he follows you, keeping a distance until the door is closed and you're immersed into the dark shadows, out of shot of the street lights.

You open your car door and go to shut it but he holds it back with his hand, firmly and strongly.

“Why the rush? You used to enjoy me taking you home.”

You look down at him, swinging your legs around so that you're facing him, your feet dangling out the door.

“You didn't reply to my message.” You ask boldly. You've never discussed your conversations in person. He clenches his teeth and you hope you didn't cross a line. His eyes drift to where your legs are open, your shorts rising up your thighs. He licks his lips.

“I could. I could unzip your shorts. Nobody's watching.”

He hasn't touched you since that time he put his hand on your thigh that made you squirm in your seat. When he clutched onto your waist it didn't count; he's held you like that before. He held you like that before he ever called you beautiful or before he ever told you he wanted you to suck his cock until he was coming in your mouth. He held you to stop you tripping over and to stop you catching a ball when you played with his daughter in the yard. You wonder when things changed or if he always thought those things about you. You hope he did.

He won't touch you now. He likes to leave you wanting more; wanting everything.

“Good night.” You say, turning to put your feet on the pedals.

“Say it.”

You clench your hands tighter on the steering wheel.

“Good night, Daddy.”

He slams the door shut and walks away. You wait - you always wait - and your phone buzzes against your leg.

Daddy😍: send me a photo when you get home

Daddy😍: when you're in bed

The next time you see him, it's through Em's window.

The time after that is the last.

[sprouht-studies]

honestly, the nicest thing someone has ever said to me are either "you've got the brightest smile" or "even if we're all f'ed up because of our anxieties and depressions, just remember i'm always here to back you up." these two are scribbled at the back of my notebook as a sort of motivation for me 🌸

aahHhhhHhHhh!!!! that is super sweet!!!!! ✨ your friends are amazing!!! it's such a nice feeling to have friends who are always by your side, no matter the circumstances!!! 💖 thank you for sharing, love!!! keep smiling!!!

[junker-town]

THIS WEEK IN SCHADENFREUDE: When Texas A&M snatched THIS WEEK IN SCHADENFREUDE honors from Texas

The Aggies didn’t just blow a 34-point lead. They also ruined what had been a delightful weekend of laughing at Texas and Baylor. Here was the online meltdown.

Texas A&M was winning its Week 1 game against UCLA, one day after former conference rivals Texas and Baylor had lost upsets.

Mood: Aggies http://pic.twitter.com/5NsqmCXF3h

— SB Nation GIF (@SBNationGIF) September 4, 2017

Texas A&M blew a 34-point lead and lost.

Texas: What a terrible opener Baylor: Hold my beer A&M: lololololololololol y’all ain’t seen nothin'

— TexAgs (@TexAgs) September 4, 2017

That fake-spike touchdown happened after the clock was already stopped.

Sumlin just made all of the shit I talked to UT invalid

— Jack R. Landingham (@KINGGJACK) September 4, 2017

Let’s check in and see how Aggies fans responded afterward.

A literal university regent immediately announced he intends to vote for Kevin Sumlin’s firing.

I'm sure I may be criticized for this post but I honestly don't care. I've been on the Board of Regents for the A&M System for almost seven years. During that time, I've not once commented on Kevin Sumlin and his performance during his tenure at our school. I never said a word when he and his agent manipulated a much bigger and longer contract. I said nothing about his arrogance and his mishandling of multiple player controversies. I said nothing when we had multiple awesome recruiting classes, only to see key players leave our school or underperform. But tonight I am very disappointed and I have to say this. Kevin Sumlin was out-coached tonight, which isn't new. He recruits well, but can't coach the big games, or the close games. Our players were better tonight. Our players were more talented tonight. But our coaches were dominated on national TV, yet again. I'm only one vote on the Board of Regents but when the time comes my vote will be that Kevin Sumlin needs to GO. In my view he should go now. We owe it to our school and our players. We can do better.

Share this as you see fit.

Shortly after that, the popular Aggie message board at TexAgs broke.

Live look at our site. Nice work, everyone. http://pic.twitter.com/4PIIlXBm72

— TexAgs (@TexAgs) September 4, 2017

Once the site was back up, the vibe was as follows.

Checking in on TexAgs... http://pic.twitter.com/gGfXlf0svy

— Jake Trotter (@Jake_Trotter) September 4, 2017

THREAD: “Legitimate Business Opportunity”

All,

With the inevitable collapse of Aggie football this year I would like to personally invite all of you to get in on the ground floor of my new up and coming business.

We will be selling tarps, similar to the ones at Baylor, to cover unsold seats for upcoming home games.

Kyle Field is a beautiful place and I would hate for the appeal to be ruined by empty seats. So join me in my quest to monopolize the college station tarp business and make Kevin Sumlin type money.

All name suggestions will be considered.

THREAD: “Not letting A&M ruin college football for me”

Instead of just giving up on college football because our season is over, I'm planning to just be a college football fan until Sumlin is fired. I hope we go 11-1 from here on out, but I'm not going to spend any time watching this team. I'm going to watch as much college football as I can, without all the normal thoughts that go through my head while watching games (ex/ is this good for A&M, etc), and just be a fan. We'll see how it goes.

The first reply:

Congratulations!

And the second:

We're all f'ed.

For so many reasons, my favorite current TexAgs thread is “Go Get Major Applewhite”

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) September 4, 2017

THREAD: “Things we could have bought with Sumlin’s salary this year”:

1. Twenty-five Lamborghini's

2. A really nice house

3. Ten private shows by Katy Perry

4. Seven Waffle Houses

5. 270,000,000 Skittles

Any one of those would have given us equal chance at beating UCLA.

THREAD: “Land Kiffin”

THREAD: “Ruined the TV remote”

THREAD: “SUMLIN SHOULD RESIGN”

ANY MAN WITH AN OUNCE OF SELF RESPECT AND LOVE FOR ALL THINGS GOOD AND HOLY WOULD RESIGN AFTER THAT.

FIRE. SUMLIN.

THREAD “OFFICIAL MELTDOWN THREAD”

Fire Sumlin and make him pay for his own plane ticket home. Mond needs to change positions.

I believe you described the "bargaining" stage of grief ... You have progressed passed the denial and anger stages which is good. Next is depression which will be tough. Let me know if you need someone to talk you through it.

The Aggies forum at 247Sports looked on the bright side.

THREAD: “well, let us and horns laugh at each other and feel better”

Horns lost to maryland in all aspects and we lost 34 point lead. we can all laugh at each other now and feel better about selfs.

THREAD: “It's okay guys we covered the spread”

National Champs in Moral Victories

THREAD: “My Saturdays just got wide open”

I didn't think it was possible, but I think I'm done watching or caring about A&M football for the foreseeable future. I came into this season about as unexcited as I've ever been for a football season and they just crushed my spirit in one half. I don't even know how to describe this feeling.

Things were not much better at AggieYell.com.

There is, of course, a GoFundMe to buy out Sumlin’s contract.

It’s well short of its $10 million goal, but it’s still early.

Let's not wait any longer. Let's buyout his contract ASAP. This inexcusable. On the bright side, if for some reason he doesn't get fired, we can use the money to buyout AD Woodward' s contact. Worse case, we'll donate it to BTHO Harvey relief efforts. Maybe we could hire Mattress Mac!

Here’s some of what happened at SB Nation’s A&M blog, Good Bull Hunting.

It looks like the Aggies will cover the spread here

— Good Bull Hunting (@GBHunting) September 4, 2017

One author was able to look on the bright side:

Texas A&M is back!

The Fightin’ Texas Aggies shocked the nation on Saturday with a display of running game domination never before seen by the UCLA Bruins. Texas A&M’s top three runners, RB Trayveon Williams, RB Keith Ford, and QB Kellen Mond combined for a staggering 371 yards and 5 touchdowns on the ground. Combined with an early defensive strategy that was aggressive and opportunistic, it is no surprise that A&M amassed 38 points in the first half alone against an opponent who was favored to win by 4.

The Aggies lost, obviously.

From a choose-your-own-adventure:

Chapter 1: This is Incredibly Easy

You are standing next to a field with a 34-point lead and 4:08 remaining in the 3rd quarter. You have assembled a masterpiece. The powerful running game you devised is matched only by the intensity of your defense.

Should you run down the play clock before snapping?

Yes.

No, we should snap the ball quickly because... identity?

Congratulations! You successfully completed the "protect a 34 point lead" scen- ... wait, what? Okay, you have decided not to run down the play clock.

If you click on “yes”:

A commenter requested a Kiffining:

A&M needs to offset this embarrassment with a fireinf

Fire the coaches tonight. On The tarmac at easterwood.

And a Texas fan stopped by:

Horns fan here. Holy #%@^

I don’t know which was worse, probably the Horns loss. But, this is why you should play the Horns, at least one of us would win a game.

Unbelievable.

Let’s check in on Reddit.

#Tradition? http://pic.twitter.com/1DGjoEH4qb

— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 4, 2017

When an Aggie asked an Atlanta Falcons fan about what happens next:

At R/Aggies, the No. 2 post from the last month was when Texas lost. The No. 1 post arrived hours later.

The comments under the game story on AggieSports.com should not be turned into an A&M recruiting meme.

Surely you weren't fooled into thinking they had stopped playing in the Aggie tradition. A&M is where top high school players go to become chokers and previously successful coaches go to see their career ended. Some things NEVER change. At the end of the year when we fire Sumlin and hire another sucker it still won't change.

At halftime, Texas A&M’s Facebook page posted this graphic.

Other Facebookers pined for the glory days of Dennis Franchione ...

The Aggies have always left their fanbase disappointed and yes occasionally embarrassed. They stooped to a unbelievable new low and it's all Sumlin. God I thought no one could out do Fran, congrats Summy, YOU WIN!

... and R.C. Slocum.

only a moron can repetitively lose season after season,while in a commanding lead,and only a moronic athletic director and department cant see it,why dont you just bring back RC Sloacombe so we can all predict the plays instead of just the outcome.

If Sumlin is still the head coachin the morning I won’t watch the rest of the season.

Call Scott Woodward, Director of Athletics, Phone: 979-845-5129

Tell him that Sumlin has to go.

But the finale post was even rowdier.

Other Facebook statuses were equally aggrieved, including several calling for the team to just attempt coachlessness.

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Fire Kevin Sumlin now! IDC if we don't have a coach the rest of the year....

Posted by Rick Wilk on Sunday, September 3, 2017

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Dear Texas A&M: Please fire Kevin Sumlin tonight. We will play just as good without a coach. Disgustedly, Football fans

Posted by Linda McFarland on Sunday, September 3, 2017

This isn’t how a firing works.

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It would be good bull to fire Kevin Sumlin and donate his buyout money to a Harvey charity

Posted by Chris Elam on Sunday, September 3, 2017

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Fire Kevin Sumlin .... he couldn't coach if he owned a bus company.

Posted by Lincoln Terrell on Monday, September 4, 2017

On Twitter, some people have changed their names to calls for Sumlin’s firing.

The comments under a TexAgs Facebook post of Sumlin’s presser delved into the real issues ...

... such as Sumlin being bad at unfucking situations with his hands ...

1 thing I noticed that was telling was Sumlin was engaged and hands on with his players in the first half, especially the line. The 2nd half he had a pure lack of emotion or fire. He always does this, when the game goes sideways he has no words or physical movements to fire his players up and re focus. He often states blankly into the nearest scoreboard as to wait for a response from the screen to tell him how to unfuck the situation. The only way to describe it is when you watch a war movie and the bullets are flying, explosions everywhere, people dying and there is that 1 soldier who just goes into shock and another soldier has to make him come to reality and get back in the fight... a&m doesn't have a veteran soldier to get our shell shocked coaches head back in the game unfortunately...

... as well as all the rap music and chewing gum, two things Josh Rosen clearly took advantage of during those fourth quarter drives ...

Sumlin will loose the teams focus now for the rest of the year. 4-8 season. Receivers suck. Kirk is good. The OL and DL played hard. I didn't see them give up. But they played with the plays they were given. Why not just run the ball. Didn't play tight ends. Didn't work with clock. I'm beyond frustrated. That game was in the bag. Coaches let them score 35 damn points! How does that happen? He threw Mond out on national TV to figure it out... he shouldn't have been put in that position. Hubenak should have been brought in as soon as Mond couldn't get the ball moving. The arrogance of Sumlin. If I could get my season pass money back I WOULD!

Time to have discipline!

Lack of discipline. Where to start?

-No more uniform changes.

-No more rap music at practice.. I see a lot of dancing around.

-No more celebrating before the clock says 00:00. Shouldn't have been celebrating on the first damn play!

-No more kids disrespecting the head coach on the sideline.

-No more chewing gum on the sideline Sumlin.

To be a winning team you need a head coach like Saban. He would never allow the above to happen.

I'm so damn pissed I can't even think straight!

... and the entire rest of the coaching staff, lest we only fire Sumlin ...

As bad as Sumlin is i can't beleive nobody is calling for Chevis head....what has this guy brought to ATM? He got destroyed by Tennessee Alabama, LSU and now UCLA.....Chevis and Sumlin are horrible coaches.....I imagine that Sumlin won't be here by next weekend....

... and goodness, do these Aggies hate chewing gum or what?

The coaches lost that game for the entire team, in the second half! How can you allow a team to score 30+ points while you stand on the side line smacking your bubblegum & do nothing about it??? Sumlin needs to stay in cali!

And finally, from the Sumlin presser Facebook comments, one spouse who’s ... well ...

My hubby was at the lake all afternoon/evening, and kept his phone off so he wouldn't know what happened.

This is from my mother.