#woe. wilbur be upon ye

[risingsunresistance]

8 !! Tis my favourite number :]

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[10piecechickenmcnugget]

I’m like if a guy was soooo normal about pogtopia arc c!crimeboys

[strawberiitea]

FEEL SHIT INC

[justa-regularuser]

Woe low effort Wilbur Cross drawing be upon ye

[transthadymacdermot]

Spooky RRL child ghost who comes to represent the smothered hopes of the Enlightenment and the way that the past, even if securely killed, will sometimes still literally come after you via encouraging random children to murder. only Seamy can see him ☝️ also I'm considering renaming him so woe poll be upon ye

[phantoids]

“So…” 

Phil pauses, still very pointedly staring at the dishes in the sink, at the soap on his hands, at the yellow, blue, white mug from this morning that still hasn’t been cleaned for some reason. Tubbo probably forgot to clean it.

He forgets a lot-

“You can’t keep ignoring your favourite son in the whole wide world forever, Phil,” Wilbur chimes from the table. 

Right.

“It’s not like you’re really there,” Phil mutters.

Wilbur remains silent. Wilbur never remains silent, always talking, always a word to say, another laugh to get in, always has to be the one to end the conversation, to start it. Wilbur is never silent.

Tubbo is silent. Tommy isn’t, Wilbur isn’t. Something the two had in common.

Wilbur remains silent; Phil turns to stare at where the spectre of his son should’ve been and meets dead, placid eyes. There’s a sharpness to them, to that glassy brown, however foggy they seem to be. It’s the same look in Tubbo’s eyes.

“You should be dead.” The glass in Phil’s hand shatters, slipped.

Wilbur should be dead. Wilbur should be dead. Wilbur should be dead because Dream is dead, the sanctity of death no longer violated without someone to play god with mortal lives, with his own life.

Tubbo should be dead, but isn’t.

Wilbur should be dead, but isn’t.

“I was just thinking that too, but I don’t think it went so well last time I tried to kill myself, nor when you killed me, so how about we just leave it here for now?” Poetic as ever.

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Drabbled request for @10piecechickenmcnugget for whatever csandduo piece i wanted to write. woe silver platters au wilbur and phil be upon ye.

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[erissdoesart]

hi, wanted to pop in as a Venom-liker who brainrots on AUs made up in my own mind and share one in my head

woe, platonic omegaverse be upon ye

and Ash boy!

SO because the novel world and modern world are different worlds we can fuck with this concept

such as the omegaverse being non-existant, at best a fictional trope in the novel's world

but Ash's world wasn't as lucky, humans and hybrids alike suffer an additional layer of instincts piled ontop of every other set of instincts they already have, oh boy!

Vibe Check!! Soot lost his wife, his kids, and has been forced into enemy territory, contact and the service of another enemy right before Ash punted his soul out the body

Ash is very fucking aware of this eventually after transmigrating, and he could manage bottling his human and elytrian instincts even with how his instincts mourn his death, old life and (not his) hatchlings that never were

That would be if brother didn't also have omega instincts to deal with which in the worst way recognize Soot's loss of a wife and kids as Ash's loss of a partner and nestlings

Oh, and piled with the fact that the few friendships Wilbur Ash had are long gone, making for the loss of the few friends he was comfortable scenting with, and scenting is a social activity nessecey for health, and you have An Even More Unhealthy Omega

Also with the lack of people with any of the three dynamics thus scents those dynamics produced, Ash is #unnerved as he can't read people like before and major social elements such as scents, pheromones, and noises unique to dynamics and seperate from hybrids and humans is completely lost to everyone but him

So now on top of being on edge 24/7, Ash is bordering shock, health complications of his dynamic and other needs being neglected, and oh yeah don't omegas have heats??

Depends on how we treat heats, like does Ash start not having heats for this period of time due to how bad his health is, or does his heats become worse than a healthy heat should be, nuking his higher thought with a lethal fever as he keens and his scent begs for anyone with a dynamic to bring him into their pack so he can feel safe

and what would be more interesting is how people react to Wilbur's dynamic without any context of Dynamics

"Like what's with the new perfume he's wearing and where did he get it, what message is he trying to convey to the Empire or others?

non-snake noises and reactions are kind of odd too"

Now imagine if depsite the lack of dynamics, the messages pheromones conveyed still reached people?

Theseus can just-- tell that Wilby's a good man and really just wants to cuddle and ruffle his hair (scenting the nestling, baby needs it) ((indignant techno and dadza noises))

Meanwhile Techno, Philza and the staff can't explain the way their shoulders locks, how they subtly still and are suddenly a wee more paranoid around Duke Soot, but Snake are devious things and it must be their gut instinct knowing such deep down

(no bitches, Ash is an omega scared of everyone and you inherently social pack animals are reacting to his scared-pheromones subconciously treating them as a warning from a fellow human/hybrid that there's danger near by)

(Techno reacts the worst to Wilbur's scared pheromones because Wilbur instinctually reacts the worst to his maybe-future-killer's presence making those meetings the times where Wilbur and those around him are the most paranoid)

brain melted lol

idk how to connect these but after the Dark SBI'ing and all that the castle would end up in a whole new schedule where whenever it's Wilbur heat time the entire place is on strict lockdown because biologically mandated fevers demanding cuddles will do that to the Royal Family's instincts

no pressure on asnweing this ask btw, especially if the omegaverse isn't your thing or you know nothing about it

Ngl idk how to respond

My main problem is, this is such a fun idea? I could see myself enjoying it, heck, enjoyed reading this!

But how in the fresh hell one would go about conflict resolution here

I'm baffled and dismayed. Good au anon, good au

And thanks for enjoying my work!

[irrealisms]

okay I have actually voted margay properly in a poll I hadn't already voted in this time. #MargaySweep. Anyway can you write me something about my guy ghostbur. If you want. - Blocksgame Orpheus

okay so this is. very arguably ghostbur. have it anyway. woe! n2n au be upon ye. if this is not ghostbur enough for you lmk and i'll write something else. we did lose in the polls but we did our best which is what matters (copium) also we got second which is NOT BAD! thank you for supporting #margaysweep @blocksgame

Phil drives him home from the hospital. This makes sense; it's embarrassing, obviously, that he hasn't moved out, but it also makes sense, right, for the type of guy to end up in a psych ward for four weeks. For the type of guy Wilbur was.

He's-- pretty sure he still knows who he is, who he was. His name is Wilbur Soot. He doesn't remember how he ended up in the hospital--he can see the stitched-up wounds on his wrists, but he doesn't remember them--but Dr. Mitchell said that some memory loss is normal with ECT, and not something to be too concerned about. He said there are two types of memory loss: anterograde memory loss, where you can't form new memories, and retrograde memory loss, where you lose your old memories. He said sometimes people struggle with anterograde memory right after ECT, waking up confused, that Wilbur is one of them, but over the course of two months anterograde memory is actually more likely to improve after ECT. (Wilbur does not remember waking up confused, does not remember waking up at all, but he has no reason not to believe him.) Dr. Mitchell also said that retrograde memory loss with ECT tends to apply to events up to a few months before the ECT, that it's usually minor, and that it sometimes comes back with prompting or time.

On the drive home, Phil gives him a jacket. It's brown. "Sorry, they wouldn't let me bring it earlier because of the strings," Phil says, voice sympathetic.

Wilbur stares at it in his lap and does not recognize it. He doesn't like it, he thinks, as he unfolds it, notes the darker stains on the sleeves. It must be his; it's worn and stained, in a way Phil wouldn't tolerate from anyone else. Still, he doesn't like it. The fabric is rough, in comparison to his sweater. He refolds it, puts it on the floor of the car, and stares out the window.

"We're home," Phil says, which is weird, because Wilbur doesn't recognize the house. They--must have moved, in the past few months? And he doesn't remember. Maybe that's even why things happened the way they did. Dr. Mitchell said that it's common for people to end up in the hospital during times of stress and change. Before Wilbur can really process anything, the door is open. He takes off his shoes at the door, automatically, like he's done it a thousand times before. Maybe he has.

A skinny red-headed teenager wearing a black baseball cap meets him at the door. "Wow. You look great," he says.

"Thank you," Wilbur replies, because even if he's confused, it's still a compliment. "And you are...?"

[transphilza]

I need you to know the number of times I have seen the Wilbur "He's baby" video, has me picking up the way he says "he's baby" and now whenever I refer to my bird as baby repeatedly, I use the tone Wilbur does in that video

you are i think the third or fourth person to say this and its so damn funny i love it. woe its baby be upon ye

[atthebell-moved]

woe. bell drabble be upon ye

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 364 Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Eret & TommyInnit Characters: TommyInnit, Eret, Mentioned Wilbur, Mentioned Tubbo Additional Tags: Shifter AU, Possum Hybrid TommyInnit, Ferret Hybrid Eret, Fox Hybrid Wilbur Soot, Fox Hybrid Fundy, Badger Tubbo, Drabble Summary:

Tommy doesn't like doubt. it feels like a wriggling snake in his stomach. He decides to crush its head with a shovel.

"I trust Wilbur," he says, blustering, loud. "Wilbur knows what he's doing."

Eret nods. She doesn't ask any more questions, and eventually she turns back into a ferret and slinks back down the tree and towards the warmth of the fire.

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Shifter au drabble reposted from Tumblr; the scene i was thinking of is that classic early lmanberg scene where they're all sitting around a fire next to the camarvan and eating s'mores n shit and then tommy scurries up a tree to kind of sit by himself and think, as any big man would, about the war. eret follows him up to ask if it's all worth it.

taglist: @aliveburs @raan-miir-tah @boygirltitties @possuminnit (sorry i forget every time who wants to be tagged pls remind me and ill try to write it down this time)

[sunlitmcgee]

Woe! Heal!Tommy and his Pokémon arceus team be upon ye!

First we have the boy himself! Lookit he, he looks like a sweet little flower!

I had his hair dyed pink for a while but decided to change it back. He looks best in gold. Truly, he is a treasure.

Next we have Lux, the first alpha I caught and the electric type I've kept on my team mostly due to him being a big kitty.

Such a big head.

Then we have Wally, the male gardevior. He's the mon I like to see as heal!Tommy's main. The design just fits his character and the motherly relationship he has with Shroud and Michael B.

Tho I will admit that I am biased in having ALWAYS loved gardevior.

For my starter we have Snazz! The first Pokémon game i ever played was moon, and my starter for that was Rowlett. So yeah. Owl for the boy <3 because he deserves it. And for me because I wanted to Have my fav starter on the team

For fire and water, I have Flare the shiny and Walt the big boy. I was gonna call him Wilbur because i thought that would be silly, but not. He looks like a Walt.

And finally we have Fey the slyveon! I might actually swap Fey out soon for a goomy bcause I'd like to have a goodra. Flare is also gonna go so I can have a growlith to get my big fluff arcinine. But for now they're here and a vv cute.

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

the boys when they crime or something

finally finished @copepods dtiys ^_^

[halftheway]

woe upon ye i'm putting on wilbur's cover of our song

[tedspankoffskisbignaturals]

woe ask be upon ye

thank you,,,,,,,,,

wilbur be upon ye

[areus-in-a-little-cave]

woe. wilbur be upon ye

[khyrrn-v2]

I love that people just ship the different versions of wilbur like its fucking sanscest.

Should it have happened? No. Absolutely not. Woe be upon yee.

Is it absolutely horrible that it’s made it this far? Yes.

Do i care? Nah. This shit funny as hell.