#woke asks and answers

[woke-turtle-brainrot]

gimme your top 5 icp songs and i shall make recommendations for yew

ok soooo Im a basic bitch and all my favorite songs are like their most popular songs :'D

in my room

prom queen

to catch a predator

imma kill u

great milenko

pleaseee dont bully me ik Im a fake fan > <

[forgettable-au]

HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THE NEW DELTARUNE NEWS???!! Just two months more...

I wanted to make something to celebrate, but I have NO time soooo here's another WIP for the animation I'm working on hehe

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

thank you so very much, I have missed the boops

[frenchublog]

how do you render? Any specific technique? :3

[sergle]

remembering waking up post-op after my breast reduction is SO FUNNY because it's such a wild thing to have a Fond Memory of. but I distinctly remember croaking "hell yessss" to my surgeon after he told me I was done and everything went great.

[bunnyboy-juice]

(hoping by "send a #" you meant in asks) 7 !!!!!

ur mind .... i didn't even think of this option 🫣🥰🫶🏽

[wormswurld]

Omg please continue the tashi slipping art viagra then cucking him

okay! i can do that :D obvious tw for duncon regarding drugs, the perspective is off at times i think oopsies, 846 words; enjoy! 🌟

to be honest i feel like after she slips viagra into art’s drink he starts to feel off after 30 minutes or so..feeling all warm, cheeks flushed, maybe a little bit of sweat above his brow.. but god does he feel tight, feels his stomach slowly twisting into a knot, his slacks just making him overwhelmed and dizzy.. he tries to pass it off as nerves, after all tashi looks so gorgeous sitting across from him, and this is their first date in a hot minute..

“you alright baby? you seem uncomfortable?” tashi asks sickly sweet, her soft palm grasping the side of his cheek..fuck, what is wrong with him, even just the slightest touch made his stomach (and balls) tense up, this can’t just be nerves.. “y-yeah, just a little nervous, you look beautiful tonight…by the way” and tashi just smiles, evil grin disguised by her captivating gaze.. “well aren’t you the sweetest..” placing a peck on his flushed cheek, before art has time to press his cheek further onto tashi’s pursed lips there’s a knock at the door, “and by the way, pat is joining us for dinner” tashi quips as she makes her way to the door.

and if art wasn’t sweating already he sure is now because patrick looks hot, like really really hot. his hair is slightly messy, a couple of greys spiraling their way into his jet black curls, and a black button down shirt tucked into his nicely fitted blue jeans that accentuate his bulge perfectly. “hey artie, dug up this shirt for dinner tonight, you like?” patrick says smugly, giving art a small spin. oh absolutely he liked. he liked a lot. too dumbfounded to speak he just nodded his head, patrick winking at him before he sat down at the dinner table.

it’s too much now. way too much. art is starting to feel antsy, too aware of his pants and shirt clinging to his body. and tashi. oh tashi. looking as perfect as ever and she swipes the hair out of her face, leaning into patrick whenever he makes her laugh. god. the two of them have been at this for the past 30 minutes now, laughing and giving small touches here and there. art sees patrick put his hand on her leg and that’s when he has to excuse himself. he can’t take it anymore. his body is buzzing with arousal, which is rare these days, but my god do tashi and patrick have an effect on him.

slowly standing up, art catches the attention of the two. especially patrick. eyeing him up and down like a peice of meat, letting his eyes linger on the straining fabric of art’s armani dress pants. “can i be e-excused?” he feels like such an idiot, a grown man asking his wife and beat friend if he can be excused from the dinner table. but nothing can take away his table manners that have been drilled into him from so long ago at the academy.

“hmm, i don’t know pat” tashi says, face now supplying a cheshire cat grin as she faces patrick, “can our boy be excused?” hands now balled into a fist at his sides, art glances at patrick, desperation oozing from his eyes. a quiet plea. chuckling softly patrick smirks, “of course he can, he’s been good hasn’t he?” tashi now averting her gaze from patrick’s she fixes them on his neck, slowly kissing up the long space of skin, biting a couple times under his ear, earning a hearty moan from.

stuck. art is stuck. paralyzed even. as he watches tashi devour the collum of patrick’s neck. patrick’s face blissfully fucked out as tashi runs her manicured nails down his shirt. and art just wants to cry fat wet tears because this isn’t fair. neither of them are helping him, and he feels so lightheaded he might pass out. pathetically making his way over to the two art kneels. knowing his place is best at the feet of his two lovers. “fuck tash—look at him now, on his knees and e-everything” groans patrick, looking at the worked up blonde beneath him.

but tashi doesn’t stop. she just expertly unbuttons patrick’s jeans with one hand, and begins stroking his hard cock. art is nearly drooling at the sight of tashi’s pretty hands on patrick’s girthy length. each time he sees her nails graze over the course black pubic hair his brain short-circuits. slowly palming at his swollen clothed cock, art whines. he really whines, the type of whines puppies let out when they’re punished. “please! p-please just touch me…need it need bad”

and there patrick goes. “fuck— art! oh f-fuck art..” patrick moans as tashi pumps him a few more times, leaving him to cover his jeans in cum. wiping her dirty hand on patrick’s shirt, tashi fixes her gaze on art. finally. “since you’re so noisy clean him up. i have dishes to do.” and with that tashi is off. leaving a half clothed, breathless patrick, and a nauseatingly hard art on the floor.

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[zorangezest]

Is Tiller unionized i think she shoulg get thursdays off. As a treat

oc asks are like solid crack to me GGRGHAHHHH RAGGHHHHHHH

does death ever get a day off??

Tiller does not get Thursdays off unfortunately, but!

she does get a little treat :)

and also a combine tractor

[newttxt]

oh you ship lawlu ROMANTIC FR??

ANON… I…

[simswoon]

My babies and their parents

also the other siblings and spouses

[woke-turtle-brainrot]

i Would eat up a TMNT 2012 x SDP AU btw. Please make it.

IM WORKING ON IT!!!!!

[narfin-frood]

Pretty sure it's heavily implied he's a reanimated chimpanzee skeleton, here's a post I made with more details: https://www.tumblr.com/skeletondanc3r/725323780689477632/hes-actually-very-likely-a-chimpanzee-the-final?source=share

OH MYGOD HOW HAVE I ONLY NOW COME ACROSS THIS THEORY WHAR

SHIT DUDE THAT DOES SUPER LOOK LIKE HIM DOESNT HE

IS THAT WHY I LIKE HIM SO MUCH. WE ARE BOTH MONKEY......... WOW

to me he is. very hulking. very gorilla shaped. that big hunched ribcage....just from my own personal mild obsession with primates i think gorilla suits him the closest, as opposed to chimpanzee, at least on account of he's built the way he is. he is awful upright, though, but we all knew theres some nefarious green magic afoot Anyway so....

thats crazy. wow. mind=freaked

[cozymochi]

Hello. I have quickly become rather infatuated by Nyoka and have begun to wonder how he may act in various scenarios. One of the biggest ones being, how would he react to a Nyoka-tsum, and how would it act given they act how out their counterparts true intentions lol. Just a thought that struck me as well as the mental image of the tsum in question (I have no doubt itd be as adorable as all the others lol). Sorry if this has already been brought up.

(TSUM in question) I can certainly I think of one thing it would do—-

[ping-ski]

You mentioned an ex-wife for the sugar daddy au, what's up with that whole thing if you don't mind me asking??

(Also will this be an y/n au or not for context???)

ok ok so..! i call her ex-wife, literally just so i can make the "i miss my wife tails" joke but more accurately she's actually his ex-fiancée! now im trusting myself not to share too much because eventually i wanna write this all out:

This is a y/n au!! They have a tiny bit of established lore that I'm reusing from what was initially a separate au that I combined with the sugar daddy au 'cause why not? I've been meaning to share some doodles I have for them but I've had no time/motivation

Now, I'm waving my hand vaguely here for this next bit: Eclipse only got into sugaring/sugar dating AFTER he and his ex-fiancée broke things off for good. It wasn't on good terms and there wasn't much of a proper goodbye from either. He's grateful that Atlas was too young to understand it or know what was happening; with his ex-fiancée gone, Eclipse had to be both "mom" and "dad" for the kid.

Sugar dating, for Eclipse, is a means to scratch that itch for companionship and intimacy- even if only superficial. It makes the loneliness sting a bit less for him. Of course, he still desires to be in a genuine relationship! Though it doesn't help that when his personal feelings do get involved, he gets hurt every time.

By the time y/n comes into the picture, Eclipse will have been sugaring for a while.

AAA I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IN MY DRAFTS IM SO SORRY </3 i have a terrible habit of losing asks in my drafts because i try to answer these between jobs oof

[jdragsky]

The Hierophant

The Hierophant — Who is a fellow game designer you’ve learned a lot from? OR What is a piece of popular wisdom about games you think is nonsense?

i genuinely hate most popular wisdom about game design, but the biggest one i'll get on a soapbox about and discuss is when people say "ttrpgs are for collaborative storytelling" which to me is very limiting and not actually helpful for understanding how or why people engage with ttrpgs

because if a ttrpg's only point is to tell a story collaboratively, then most ttrpgs (even very good ttrpgs) are very bad story-generation mechanisms, and also i just simply dont play ttrpgs to tell a story with friends, that's just one possible motivation someone might have for entering into a game.

wanderhome in particular talks about this by claiming its explicitly NOT about telling a story, and to set aside storytelling desires for afterwards

[baba-is-blog]

A question for you cyan, do you queue every ask you reply to and do you answer every ask? How many asks do you get? I don't really know a whole lot about these rp blogs or their behind the scenes

cyanmod here: I queue most things I reply to unless it's time specific or I forget to like. change it from queue to post. also I do not answer every ask because there are like 300 of them in my askbox right now and like I've mentioned before, a lot of them are kinda similar!

I kinda just scroll through and reply to what I can think of a response to in the baba grammar at the time. there's very little rhyme or reason over here, but I'm speaking purely for myself and not other blogs when I say that lol- idk how other blogs are run.

the only prior experience I have running a blog even a FRACTION of this size (around 10%) I just immediately posted everything, but that was definitely more RP focused and less gimmicky.

Ty for the question!