#work perfomance

[daisyallen]

A Better Way to Manage Your Workload

[addictivities]

oh

[panncakes]

I just think it bears repeating how well sea is doing at convincingly playing a blind man whilst still managing to portray a genuine range of emotions with his face and eyes

[muxas-world]

It is insane how much of an eldest daughter pecco is ...

[bitchy-peachy]

3rd party voter losers are just pushing me more to Harris (well, its already been decided hahaha).

All these shitty perfect candidates only conveniently appear every election and tend to trend in 1% to 3% at most in popularity aka they ain't winning any elections any time soon.

Most people don't even know about them cos the ones that suddenly want to really vote for them are lazy unlikable fucks that only bring them up around this time.

There's a reason we're still on the 2 party theme. Y'all need to work on your shit instead whatever tf this is.

[mcpicklebreath]

questions I have about astarion romance storyline, I have lots of thoughts about him and want help from people who have played already, uh spoilers for his early romance plot below

does anyone know if you have to have sex with astarion for his romance scenes to lead up to you both working together to figure out what you both really want?

haven't gotten to play yet, and while he's undeniability charming (like he's trying to be) I'd like to refuse him without it shutting off the romance if that's an option? I'd still want to pick flirty options when I think they'd be fun but the character I have in mind would see through the more performative bits and wouldn't really be interested in sex with someone they think is lying to them, it would fit the character more if they refused.

I'm okay with mild spoilers if it relates to his story.

I feel like the answer will be no, and given the story stuff with him I've seen I could understand why, but this game has a lot of branching options so thought I might as well ask!

and if it is possible and because of everything astarion is dealing with we don't end up fucking ever that's totally okay with me

[comradecowplant]

I would like to thank The Morning Show for feeding the millennial sapphics who always thought Elle Woods should have been with the intimidating brunette woman, I feel seen & heard 😌🙏

[writhe]

i’m literally so tired i almost feel delirious but the sun is out so i’m just lying in bed with my vision swirling & a mild headache

[faceglitchsworld]

Thank me later (｡･ω･｡)

[iloveyoufor800years]

cursed with being moderately good at my job

[whispered-pear]

Work Clothes

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Olena is so intelligent. She's just so awesome! 🤩 I never thought I would stan a first lady and not even the first lady of my country but here we are. 😅

I would also add eloquent to the intelligent. 🤗

But same about stan a First Lady and one from another country. 😄

[futuremercifulnerd]

I love you tiktok, youve been such a good way of wasting time AND keeping me in the loop of things i need to know! But my brain can no longer handle man made horrors and i need to delete you 🙃

[vaguely-concerned]

So much of Garak as a person starts to make sense once you know his childhood was a fucking gothic novel. His main playground was a graveyard and he'd play pretend by perfoming improv eulogies to an imagined audience. For a long time his main touchstone for most important figures from recent history is 'oh yeah I know about that guy my dad buried him. great flower arrangements for that one'. He finds out later his 'parents' are actually a brother and sister who had to get married to avoid the utter shame and social devastation of having a child born out of wedlock, and they live in the basement of his biological father's house. (the madwoman in the attic vs. the tiny elim in the basement.) His biological father calls himself his uncle and locks him in a closet whenever he fails to live up to his insane and unpredictable expectations and everyone just has to act like that's normal and expected, and his will hangs over everything at all times, unseen but always felt keener than anything else. The father who actually raised him grows the world's most beautiful (and as it turns out, most poisonous) orchids and keeps the mask of a god hidden in a box in his work shed. Everyone in the house is choking down secrets like it's the only air they know how to breathe anymore.

What I'm saying is that right from the get-go this guy never had the faintest shot at turning out normal, so I'm glad that by middle age he's found a way to get a bit silly with it as he continues to be deeply deeply not normal about anything ever <3

[mommypieck]

⌗︙・brothel owner geto ⸜⸜・

im never gonna stop talking about brothel owner geto. and you happen to be his perfomer.

you know he's watching you when you walk into the door in a long black gown. he flashes you a smile before walking up to you to put his arms around your waist.

"why didn't you change in the changing you?" he asks, pulling down the gown off your shoulder to reveal the top of your lingerie clad breast. you giggle at him shoving him away.

"because i know you would fuck me. i can't have your cum leaking out when i fuck others." you say, ready to walk away from him. suguru has other plans tho and he presses his body against your back. his hand slithers around your neck and you moan when softly squeezes.

"then why don't you quit so you can only fuck me?" he asks, hand trailing in your panties. you are aware that everyone can see you, but you don't care and they have seen you and geto messing around before.

"will you bring me money?" you smirk at him, making him chuckle.

"you're such a gold digger, love." he massages your clit in slow circles. your panties are already soaked, he always makes you wet in a second. you see your friends laughing when they walk past you, gojo stopping by as always.

"what did she do this time?" satoru asks geto with a cheeky smile.

"nothing, she just doesn't wanna fuck me." suguru explains before pulling your panties down your legs.

"get this the fuck away." he swears, throwing the gown away so he can finally sink into your heat. he doesn't waste any time fucking you dumb in front of everyone. his dick is as if it was made for you, hitting your sweetest spots. you would lie if you said geto wasn't your favorite fuck. you brase yourself against the wall as geto's dick rearranges your insides. he knows exactly what you need, he knows every part of your body and your pussy.

"are you close, baby?" he asks, fingers pinching at your nipples. you whine but nod your head.

"not inside." you say. as much as you love his cum, you don't want to work with his cum inside of you.

"i'll have you at the bar today." he grunts, fingers on your clit bringing your closer to your release. you yell out as you cum on his cock and he empties himself inside of you. your cheek is pressed against the door as you try to ride out the orgasm you just had. you whine when a hand grabs you by your hair.

"what do you think about the offer?" he asks, tongue lolling out to lick at your cheek.

"i have to think about it, suguru." you say cheekily.

"what happened to calling me geto? looks like im gonna have to fuck some manners into you."

[autisticlassiedog]

I love how God granted me a break from debilitating anxiety today :)

Lately it's been bad. And today, New Year's Eve, would have been one of the worst days of the year to be dealing with extreme anxiety. God knows what He's doing y'all :D