#worm-sy

[unbeknownsttomen]

here they are, since we are going to hav some time before the next serial lets do a look back at how far we've come.

one thing i noticed out of all the fanart that grabs the protags and makes them pose as a team because shit just got real is that they never really interact with each other. each one is doing their own thing, so i wanted to explore how would they look like if they actually DID have to interact with each other. who would get along with who, who couldnt be able to stand the other. lots of fun.

[svsss-brainrot-blog]

Additional brain worm:

SJ!SQQ who mainly brings in female servants for his peak (maybe even from the Warm Red Pavilion). Everyone thinks it’s because he’s a leacher.

They’re actually being trained as his personal undercover fleet of Shield Maidens. For once, he can finally start sleeping in his own bed with some modicum of peace.

[syoddeye]

Possible idea: Price (or anyone) calls into some attorneys office to schedule a meeting (because even special forces need lawyers) - receptionist helps, they call her some pet name, she gets flustered and breaks decorum just a little… idk just a brain worm that smacked me upside the head this morning that I am freely handing over to you

hi! deeeeelicious, thank you for the worm. i love price flustering people. as i'm inclined to do, i took this in a slightly different direction. please enjoy 240ish words. 🧡

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He’s on a bit of a time crunch when he sees her. Flustered, uncertain, yet a little plucky—irresistible to a man like him.

Clearly in want, in need, of guidance. Looking for a manager who isn’t there. Petrified to see a man like him, stone-faced and solemn. He knows what he looks like, how he carries himself. It’s a confidence that comes with decades under one’s belt and no sooner. Confidence that carries him down the hall in one direction as the time of day encourages the opposite.

But. She doesn’t stop him. She merely asks for his identification. She’s only doing her job, she explains, which makes him inwardly smirk. Receptionists don’t check badges or keycards, but it seems she’s got a nose for trouble. He likes that in a woman. 

“Am I free to go, darling?” John asks as she scrutinizes the bit of plastic. He memorizes the name on her lanyard and notes the dog in the frame on her desk. Her coat’s half-on, apparently on her way out for the day.

She says yes and apologizes, she’s just not used to seeing people head this way, especially at this hour. It’s not a lie when he says he’s meeting someone.

Cute thing. He wishes he could stick around and try to charm her the old-fashioned way. 

But for now, he’s due at the next dead drop. The silencer. Poor Shepherd won’t know what hit him, and later, when he tracks her down, running hot on adrenaline, neither will she.

[coquelicoq]

shin yoosung and lee gilyoung demonstrably would love kim dokja if he were a worm. they've proven it. they have a room full of evidence of how much they love every creature they think could possibly be kim dokja. when he disappears from the world they see him in all things and their love expands accordingly. so yeah, they'd love him if he were a worm. if he's a worm they immediately make him a super comfy terrarium and attach a label that says KIM DOKJA WORLD'S BEST WORM. the first few times they fight over who gets to cuddle him they maybe accidentally pull his head off, but they're quick learners. (and it grows back. the guy's a worm.)

now would they also find a way to make kim dokja being a worm into a competition over who loves him best? obviously. lee gilyoung would be all smug at first. he'd be like hyung is a bug, i win!! and shin yoosung would be all actually it means more that i love him because i clearly love ahjussi for ahjussi whereas you just love all bugs so it doesn't count. and then they'd slapfight until some nerd came along to reveal that worms are members of kingdom animalia, thereby destroying shin yoosung's argument. they have to settle it as a tie. a worm is clearly a bug and technically an animal. either way kim dokja is kim dokja and they would love him in any form, in every universe.

[pfhwrittes]

something something simon "ghost" riley persuading his partner to give it a try. you're not sure, you've never really thought about 'pits that way but you've enjoyed the other stuff you've tried together so sure why not? what's the harm?

he gets you to kneel on the floor facing the floor length mirror he bought specially for you propped up against the wall of the bedroom. he tells you to keep your arms down just like that for me, love as he steps up behind you, crouching slightly so he can slide his thick cock in that warm and slightly damp space between your arm and the side of your chest.

you look up at him through the mirror and you're enthralled by the dark pink blush that's spreading over his chest as he thrusts forwards and jerks backwards, a tiny stifled groan punching its way out of his throat.

simon's dark eyes meet yours in the mirror and his thrusts stutter slightly. with your free arm you reach up to take his hand and place it on the side of your neck. your eyelashes flutter briefly and you feel his fingers convulse slightly with a punched out fuckin' 'ell falling from scarred lips.

you jolt as you feel a splatter of hot, thick cum land on your chest and stomach surprisingly quickly for simon. he drags his pulsing cock backwards just in time to let the last weak spurt land on the sensitive skin of your armpit.

slowly, with heaving breaths, simon lifts your arm so he can see the way the pearlescent fluid slides down your armpit onto your side, his cock leaving a wet smear on the back of your arm.

[10thmusemoon]

hello!! i recently read your fic where shen yuan is qijiu's baby and I loved it! In the notes, I saw that there might be more of the thread where yue qingyuan didn't leave cang qiong after he found out he was pregnant, is there anywhere I can read it? :3

Aw thanks!! And yes! I’m still in the process of making that its own proper fic but there was a little bit of that at the beginning of this thread that ultimately turns into the fic that’s posted!

(There’s also The Sect Leader is an Omega!? Which is 25k for anyone just tuning in to my omega!YQY agenda.)

Cw: omegaverse and mpreg

I’m gonna take this as an opportunity to ramble on this because I’ve been thinking about more QiJiu omegaverse.

What I love about omega!yqy and why I always revisit that dynamic, is that he’s the strongest cultivator in universe, he’s a big beefy dude, and he is everything that goes against the stereotypical omega expectations. As the sect leader he takes care of the sect and no one expects that he needs anyone to be protective over him. Not even YQY sees that as an option, he has only ever looked after others, no one has ever looked after him.

Except well, Shen Qingqiu.

Who, before they even presented, was possessive over Qi-ge and looked out for them both. And then as the lord of the second peak, as the strategist, protects YQY and that which is his (the sect), which of course, is also SQQ’s. He refuses to acknowledge that’s what happening but it is.

In a situation where their shit is together enough to have shared heats/ruts (and while it’s consensual yearning, SQQ is patting himself on the back for having ‘stolen’ YQY’s heats for himself, as if there was ever any other option YQY would consider), an accidental pregnancy only would throw a huge wrench into things.

Despite the fact that omegas are expected to get pregnant, and despite what SQQ may be driven to say while heat drunk, he never actually expects YQY to get pregnant.

So when it does happen, I fully picture it being a moment of crisis for SQQ.

And while I love the fics where he is a doting and possessive parent (see hints in NYY’s Best Day Ever), in my eyes, it wouldn’t fly like that.

In the universe where YQY stays, where SQQ actually lets him talk, his immediate reaction is that of revulsion and horror.

SQQ doesn’t want to share YQY with anyone, especially when he thinks his current hold on him is already precarious. (it’s not, they’re just both idiots who can’t talk)

I do think tho, that YQY would be ecstatic but also be hyper aware of the fact that this is a nightmare for SQQ. In YQY’s twisty brain, this is a connection to SQQ that can never be severed, one he assumes SQQ will interpret as shackles, so he won’t push for him to take responsibility of the child. He will, however, give him the option to be involved. And he really hopes he will be, but at the same time YQY sees the writings on the wall, and imagines that SQQ will no longer see him as a convenient body to warm his bed and return to the brothels.

(Having sex with drastic miscommunication is just the QiJiu way)

Mean SQQ is spiraling because WTF why would YQY keep this thing when he’s an unmarked, unmarried omega? He is ruining his, and by extension, the sect’s reputation! wtf why would he do that??!! Why would he risk everything he’s built for some child. He’s ridiculous, he’s stupid for even considering it.

(SQQ may be projecting a bit here.)

He may also be incredibly jealous of the role his own unborn child is taking in YQY’s life, superseding any importance SQQ or Xiao Jiu may have held. But at the same time, instincts and his general possessiveness over YQY, means he can’t exactly stay away. He bitches and moans and acts like he doesn’t care but he is involved during the pregnancy process because he can shamelessly dote on YQY (while pretending he isn’t) and provide for him in ways he hasn’t otherwise been able to. Their inner omega/alphas are just singing the entire way through. YQY is being cared for by the most important person to him and SQQ gets to be openly territorial in a way that no one can question. (The pregnancy sex is insane, so much emotional tension that they think only They are feeling!!)

The other peak lords also have to like, deal with whatever is going on with them. Their shared heat/ruts were an open secret but now there is a BABY?? I do think that at some point SQQ will lie and say they’ve Been married for years, just to cover for their reputations. In true pidw, this doesn’t help His reputation because people remember all too well the rumors of his brothel visits but what can they say when YQY is vibrating out of his skin with happiness over this.

(This becomes another Thing they don’t talk about, but being called husband in bed is as good as hitting the g-)

Then comes Shen Yuan.

And now there is this physical manifestation of the thing that will steal YQY away. By nature of being a baby, he does take a lot of attention away from SQQ due to the fact that he is literally dependent on YQY to stay alive. The rosey days together come to an end as SQQ retreats to brood and YQY is being depressed that the wick has finally burned out and their farce of a relationship is over.

He’ll come over sometimes (refusing to admit it’s because he misses YQY) just to look at SY, to try to find the traces of YQY in him that he can latch onto. Unfortunately babies don’t really look much like anything at first but swollen little aliens, so it really doesn’t help. Even worse, when he starts to develop his own distinct features, SY looks more like Shen Qingqiu.

And there is no one SQQ resents more than himself.

There's more to this such as how the other peak lords play into thing but in the end, I think it would take something flipping in SQQ's brain where he starts categorizing SY as something valuable of his (like his favorite hair pin, or expensive robes) that he starts to care about SY as something other than a Thing That Belongs to YQY.

When SY starts to develop his own personality and independence, I think that's where the next major shift would happen. Oh look, here is a thing that is no longer something like a creature and is a human with thoughts and agency and some of those thoughts include idol worshiping SQQ and YQY. Hmm.....interesting.

(in a transmigration situation, i don't think SY would have access to all his memories until he's older so this is plausible!)

Anyways, SY is upgraded from Expensive Hairpin to Purse Dog where SQQ gets a kick out of dressing him up, doing his hair, seeing what tricks he can do, and showing him off. But the second he needs actual human connection, he shoves him back at YQY.

As SY ages (and subsequently earns SQQ's respect) he's able to identify what SQQ is saying between barbs and mutual, if distant, affection. Having grown up with the titular scum villain, and seeing him be affectionate with YQY, he would be invested enough to do well to save both their skins from Luo Binghe's wrath.

Does being a parent make SQQ a better teacher? Hmmmm debatable, possibly unlikely, there is no YQY for him to throw his disciples at but at the very least he has a basis of comparison for age appropriate mile markers.

(He does not, SY is not a normal child by any means. His lineage and transmigration have made him OP in all the ways.)

SQQ will look at his students struggling to master something SY learned three years previously and get an opportunity to both shame and brag, he delights in this. Meanwhile, SY is dying inside, certain that he now has a horde of enemies across QJP (He does NOT, the wife beam is in affect) so he actively decides to stay on QDP and hide behind YQY's skirts and tag along to meetings so he can be nosey about the world building. He is also living his best life as the spoiled son of the sect leader and wandering across the peaks getting into monster shenanigans. In a nod to canon, instead of bringing back lost fans (because SQQ would never!) it's SY that LQG drops off to QJP or QDP by the scruff of his robes.

(SQH is going insane in the bg, WTF is happening with his plot?!)

To match the Father, Oh Father reveal, here Shen Yuan's freak out would be over finding out that QiJiu never actually married and that their whole relationship is even WEIRDER than he initially thought.

(meanwhile LBH sees qijiu as a love story and plans to follow in their footsteps and marry shen yuan so they can rule the sect together. Little does he know that sy has 0 plans of becoming the sect leader.)

[fistfuloflightning]

Graveyard Book AU where Shen Yuan is transmigrated to the Burial Mounds as a baby and crow!Wei Wuxian takes it upon himself to raise this smelly, screaming little monster. The Wen ghosts decide to adopt him as well.

[vikugnavikugna]

this meme was inspired by me starting hrt recently

i also read 6 more Twig arcs since then and i dont think Sy is an anarchist actually

[interstellarchaosss]

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[marxism-lenninism-schwabism]

Honestly I suspect that the whole thing with like, Wildbow's inadvertent adding of homoerotic subtext or whatnot is really just downstream of the fact that regardless of gender his protagonists always have their deepest, most emotionally meaningful connections with women. Literally the only exception to this rule is Evan from Pact and he's literally fucking eight years old so nobody is shipping that.

[euclydya]

system/headspace ramblings below

a couple nights ago (or last night. idr exactly) Allan and I were cofronting alone for the first time in a Bit and I was like. "I missed you fronting with me but also kind of didn't. Like I wasn't Glad u weren't fronting with me but I wasn't Anxious that u were gone. I feel bad abt that I also feel like I've been Cheating on u somehow by cofronting w Steve so much. I'm sorry ??? :("

And they're like "First off it's ok to have friends (especially in-sys) outside of me you Dumbass. second off the fact that you naturally drifted towards one of the dudes who's Generally Got Common Sense is so goddamn funny bc I naturally started cofronting with Eddie more and I just realized why. It's because they both remind us of each other."

which is honestly SO FUNNY TO ME,

[arospecsyourblockdudes]

Can I feasibly create a SVSSS Sweeney Todd au. The answer is I’ll try my absolute damndest

[syoddeye]

random headcanons for simon, gaz, and soap.

simon quietly hums or sings along to music when he's in the zone, working on a project or hobby. he listens to a surprising amount across genres. however, he usually only knows a quarter of the song or the chorus. he goes in and out of it as his focus sharpens or wanes. but do not call him on flubbing the lyrics. he'll either deny having ever sung along or dig his heels in and insist he's right. if you try to pull up the words on your phone, he plucks it from your fingers and sets it somewhere you can't reach.

gaz is the dream planner for trips. he thinks of everything. food allergies? noted. limitations? no sweat. passes and tickets? he's got the digital copy and two printed copies. if plan 'a' falls through, you're covered through at least plan 'e'. the best part is that it's all so seamless; everything feels natural. spontaneous, even. all he asks is for a few hours of alone time, whether spent on the beach, in a café, or with you on top back at the hotel.

soap doesn't tolerate other people in the kitchen when he's cooking. he's a decent home chef but often shoots for the moon and overextends himself. he'll have several pots and pans on the burners and something in the oven. insists you sit down, relax, and simply keep him company. he alternates between chopping vegetables, mixing drinks, and setting the table. it's a miracle nothing burns. the kitchen is always a disaster, though. (and, inspired by p's adhd + soap hcs, he's riddled with bumps, bruises, and burns from doing too much.)

[pfhwrittes]

two assumptions for you!

you ate at least one worm as a child

if given the opportunity, you would tip mr. blobby over

hi sy!

mr blobby is getting sent into fucking orbit if that giant pink condom of a thing comes anywhere near me. creepy bastard.

and i can neither confirm nor deny the worm eating behaviour

[scribblestatic]

Eyo, back on my amputee!SY agenda bullshit

Lesgo.

Prev: Part 2

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When Luo Binghe married Shen Yuan, he was named the First Husband. But now, with his new crowning, he'll become the Empress, a position given to none of Luo Binghe's wives, not even in PIDW. Though, he's already come to terms with the fact the world isn't the same as the book.

Mostly. It's still perhaps a bit too easy for him to suggest torture for someone despite his modern world sensibilities because it's easier to think of anyone facing against his husband (AAAAAAAAAA) as some no-name NPC rather than someone with a whole life full of experiences.

But anyway, he's becoming an empress. Which is wild to him.

And it dusts up a lot of his insecurities. And not, like, the kind where someone asks their significant other if they would still love them if they were a worm. No, it's more along the lines of, "Hey, would you still love me if it turned out my soul wasn't transmigrated at all, but was simply, like, disconnected from itself and I really am Shen Jiu, but I also lived as and firmly feel like I'm Shen Yuan, but some piece of me really had done all those terrible things to make your innocent life more miserable?"

He pops the question while Binghe's combing oil through his hair, his left eye gazing anxiously at the bronze mirror to look at the demon emperor's expression.

Luo Binghe thinks, humming a little as he doesn't falter while combing his hair.

"...Would Shizun love me if I killed some of my wives?"

"Huh?"

"Would A'Yuan love me if I killed some of my wives?"

"I mean...sure? I'm sure you'd have a reason for it."

"Then, would A'Yuan hate me if I killed and ate demons in the Endless Abyss?"

"What? No. Survival was extremely difficult. You only did what you had to do."

"And if I still had a taste for demon flesh?"

Shen Yuan's face scrunches, but his response is still immediate.

"Then, I suppose we could find which ones you liked? I mean, I don't think I could do it with you, and we'd need to respect their personhood. So, maybe we could find a group where cannibalism is a norm for them? I think that'd be difficult...ah! We could also see if the Red-Dipped Manfruit could be bred to taste like the demon's flesh. Demons that eat humans use it for minor sustenance when natural human flesh isn't available, so surely--"

Ah, his expression had scrunched more with thought than disgust. Luo Binghe doesn't interrupt as he goes on his continued tangent, smiling as he listens. He only speaks again after he seems to be trailing to another subject.

"Then," he pauses, leaning forward and looking down at Shen Yuan, "if A'Yuan can love this one as I am, even at my ugliest, how could this emperor not love my A'Yuan at his most beautiful?"

Shen Yuan stares up at him, his lips slightly open as he listens, as he sees the depths of the light and love in Binghe's dark eyes.

"Even if you are Shen Jiu, back then, this disciple wanted the affection you now freely give. I have always cared for and about you, for better or worse. And your attention was always on me, for better or worse. This Binghe likes to think that, now, we care for each other, not just for the better, but for the best."

"Ah..."

Shen Yuan stares up a bit longer before he quickly turns away. Binghe puts the comb down as he hears a sniffle, and when he kneels beside his seat, he pushes the long, inky black hair away from Shen Yuan's eye, catching sight of his ruddy cheeks and the mistiness in his eye.

"...Shameless."

"Indeed, I am. A'Yan should punish me."

He just shakes his head, and he doesn't lean away when Binghe leans forward and kisses his lips. They linger softly, pulling apart slowly as they share each other's breathes. Their faces remain too close for them to see each other properly, lips still just barely touching.

"...Then, I'll only kiss you two more times," Shen Yuan mumbles.

Luo Binghe chuckles.

"How cruel."

They only remember to get back to combing Shen Yuan's hair several minutes later.

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The remains of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect had not been invited to Shen Yuan's crowning ceremony, but they still heard of it happening regardless.

Demons, previously unaccustomed to some of the more casual aspects of living with their means more easily available, and humans, always seeking new methods of entertainment, became very entranced with the gossip surrounding Demon Emperor Luo's harem. The fact pieces of it were steadily dissolving had originally been a gripe against him, as though he was losing his touch. However, when some of the wives were members of their own race or species and they returned without harm and with a hefty sum of money, well, the bridges hadn't been burned, and suddenly, "losing his touch" simply became "being less loose" or "finding lasting love."

So now, with the crowning ceremony ramping up, of course the gossip mills were churning at rapid speeds. Eventually, word of who would become empress despite the emperor's known track record of wives was absolutely scandalous.

"His shizun, of all people?"

"The one he had imprisoned, even."

"Must've driven the man mad."

"I don't know... I saw them recently. Shen Qingqiu looked quite sane."

"He has no limbs and is missing an eye, he can't be that sane anymore."

"He certainly wasn't groveling. If anything, he seemed quite untouched. Save for...well..."

"His eye is quite sharp, and he is quick-witted. I don't think he would be bad for an empress."

"The cultivation sects are going to implode."

And, just like the news of the crowning ceremony spread around, so too did the news that Cang Qiong Mountain Sect sent a letter to Demon Emperor Luo, demanding an audience in light of his proposal to a lord from their sect.

It was, to many demons and a few humans, a wasted, and perhaps misguided, effort. Yet, they wouldn't protest against the meeting.

It would be incredibly entertaining, after all.

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