#worstpool

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PoolVerine mini comic !!

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I think we should speculate more about how different the slang in Worst Wolverine's universe might be & Wade & Logan being really confused and arguing about it x3

Logan: This is so Jeeves

Wade: so what now?????

Logan: Jeeves, it's really Jeeves

Wade: Jeeves???????

Logan: Yeah, Jeeves, you know, it's fancy

Wade: .... jeeves ......

Pls feel free to add more in the replies x3

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Worst Wolverine Logan holding Post-Weapon X Origins Wade's hand, and telling him they'll fix what happened. They'll do it right this time.

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Someone draw Wade and Logan in these I'm begging—

I'm sorry....WHAT is this product???

???????????

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Totally normal about them.

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So my bf told me about a post where someone was explaining that wolverines have scent glands in their back feet that they use to scent mark things & my only thought was

Wade: Why Are You Touching Me With Your Feet???!!!

Logan: Shut up-

Wade: Your feet absolutely Reek- please stop-

Sadly this is a form of affection and Logan does not stop.

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What if Worst Wolverine's timeline is Origin's timeline, but Wade killing Origins "Deadpool" had some weird ripple effect on his Deadpool?

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Wade and Logan take turns topping and it's incredibly violent because they fight about it every time.

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Wade could wear fast fashion clothes without getting sick from any of the dangerous chemicals/materials used. So he does.

He owns 50 shitty knock-offs of the same sexy dress that he wears specifically for dates with Logan. Sometimes over his suit. While killing.

He keeps the ones with bloodstains for different occasions.

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Wade 100% has brain malfunctions sometimes where he dumps his drink into the trashcan & then stares at it sadly for 5 minutes

Logan just sighs and grabs a towel

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Found someone complaining that "Take You There" was not a fitting song. Did they... miss the first two movies? Did they miss how camp this movie was? Were they... like... concious during the movie?

They were asleep, woke up in a cold sweat to Madonna playing in the theater, and their balls retracted into their body in terror.

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Wade, to the tune of 'Somebody Told Me': Somebody told me you had a boyfriend, who looked like the Wolverine, Hey didn't know that guy die 5 years ago-

Logan: will you please stop it's 3am and I've got work tomorrow

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Logan should live in a place where Wade can shoot water at him with a hose. I think Logan should snap at it like a dog.

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Wade gets home late from work, soaking wet with sweat & blood.

"Hey Logie baby, sorry I'm late let me just shower real quick and I'll hop in bed <3333"

But Logan, a feral little freak of a man, does not stand for this-

He full on pounces on him, pulling up his mask, sniffing and licking at his skin, growling about making him worry, rubbing up on him and breathing him in and digging his hands into every place he can reach just to grab onto him and know he's there.

Then and only then after Logan is thoroughly covered in Wade's sweat and his smell and his blood does he agree that Wade can shower.

Wade just strips off his suit and climbs into bed filthy tho because Logan is just so desperate to be filthy with him.

They sleep all cuddled together <333

[worstpool-truther]

Ngl, but as a person who loves a good scent kink, I think Deadpool/Wolverine has been a real gift <3

These two pathetic fail boys are smelly & constantly holding onto each other, touching each other, breathing each other in as a form of comfort and something to ground them

Especially Logan with his advanced sense of smell, and his constant desire to scent mark Wade so he carries his smell around & everyone knows Wade belongs to him

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I think I should make a 2000s emo/scene poolverine au, where Wade is a Scene kid & Logan is emo & they like meet on Myspace lol x33 idk I should at least draw it