#wot incorrect quotes

[markantonys]

wheel of time incorrect quotes [17/?]

[itsjustmeandmyanxiety]

Book Mat Cauthon likes curvy girls. It's Canon. In SO many places, he thinks about, admires, or wishes for a "plump pretty girl" Mat likes plus-sized women.

[alverelover]

[aotearoa20]

Rand: You dont understand! Im destined to go mad!! I could kill you all!!!

Egwene: I mean, i guess?

Perrin: yeah? So could another human being. So could a dog if its heart was in it

Mat: I feel like almost everyone we've met since leaving home could've killed us

Nyneave: yeah, i still cant channel properly, Mats runing around with a knife on a stick

Elayne: Honestly its a miracle any of you are still alive

[tempest-ghoulette]

Wot Incorrect Quotes (7/?)

Lan: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Lan: Not you Moiraine. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[queen-serena]

Incorrect Wheel of Time quotes #035: of course he did 😎

[ladyalysoftheblueajah]

A text between Moiraine and Lan 📲

[full-hd-sun]

mark: haechan-ie, are you still mad at me?

haechan: twinkle twinkle

mark: ... little star?

haechan: i wish i could hit you with a car

mark: still mad. got it

haechan: yeet you from a tree so high

mark: . . .

haechan: hope you break your neck and die :3

[incorrectwot]

Egwene: I'm in love with Gawyn.

Siuan: Gawyn, the boy who helped Elaida, believes in Fake News about the Dragon Reborn and thinks he knows better for you no matter what?

Egwene: Yes. Thoughts?

Siuan: And prayers.

[markantonys]

wheel of time incorrect quotes [19/?]

[itsjustmeandmyanxiety]

Rand: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Moraine: What did you do?

Rand: Nobody died.

Moraine: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

[alverelover]

[aotearoa20]

Moirane reading a note Mat handed her at the Waygate

Moirane: “Please excuse Mat from your trip to the Eye of the World. He is definitely definitely not the Dragon. Sincerely, the Dark One P.S. Really.”

Moirane: Nice try. Get in the Portal

Mat: (slowly backing away) I gotta learn how to write in cursive.

Moiraine: Yes. That was the problem.

[our-o-boros]

rand: so I know we’re on diametrically opposed sides, but do you want to be chaos buddies?

lanfear: s̴̛̹̝̩̒́̀̉̿̑̍û̴͍̻͚̪̣̩͚̒̎̓͊̊̈́̓r̵͇͔̅̈͌̍͛̍e̸̖͚̓͝,̶̡̡͎̦̼͕̤͂̽ ̸͕̫͛͆̀̓͘͠s̵̠̦͔̊̆̀͘͝o̵̞̼͇̤̘͒́ų̸̛̠͍̯̠̞̜̬͆̆͂̂͘n̴̲̩̥̹͍̳͈̆͌̀͌ḑ̴̤̻̪̕s̸̖̯̰̭̱͚͊̒̈́ ̸̛̤̃̐̅̏́̅ņ̴̧̛͎̳̤͉͖̀̊̃͆̌̚̕ͅi̸͎̋͂͐̃͛͝͝ĉ̷̤̖̩͈e̶̡̛͈͉̙͉͎̞̯͋ ̷̡̛͙̿̃̋̕ͅ (sure, sounds nice)

[tempest-ghoulette]

Wot Incorrect Quotes (9/?)

Siuan: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Siuan: I’M GOING TO FUCKING K—

Moiraine: I did?

Siuan: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven’t been eating anything today Moiraine.

Siuan: walks away

Moiraine:

Moiraine: She’s gone Alanna.

Alanna, coming out of the closest with break stuffed in her mouth: Twankh uh!

[queen-serena]

Incorrect WoT quotes #034: leave her demon alone 🐉