#would go into someone’s ask box

[sleeby-anon]

Cowabunga! You’re ovulating, dude!

Are you okay

[daily-hanamura]

[randomwords247]

Cooking and baking

A small pet peeve of mine with cooking and baking is when recipes say the container rather than the amount

Like, instead of saying "500ml of cream" you say "a pot of cream". Or "a whole can of corn". Like okay which kind of can??? What amount???? Corn comes in more than one size you can't just tell me a can. PLEASE i am begging you tell me the WEIGHT

This is especially a problem with recipes from different countries, for example America. Because your stick of butter is different to our butter. STOP SAYING STICK OF BUTTER TELL ME THE QUANTITY IN GRAMS PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY

that being said I feel like I see this crop up in like american recipes in particular. Idk if I've ever seen a recipe in one of our cookbooks that does this....

anyway please just tell me the gosh darn weight I am dying here I have a family I JUST NEED TO KNOW THE WEIGHT

[genius--built]

yknow it is the internet and all, so I can’t really say I could’ve expected better. but the last drawing I posted was not intended to be ship art. I would’ve been up front about it if that had been my intent. I’ve gone and tagged it at the request of a few people, but this is not a blog where I will be posting stuff that should result in genuinely threatening asks, so I’d appreciate some civility. I’ve been here less than 2 weeks, you don’t even know me.

[scribbling-dragon]

sometimes I think about my years as a scout. and then wonder how im still alive/sane

[cowboyshit]

when tony continues to book hangman like a midcarder, what wrestler will we start blaming next?

this is an example of what kind of ask not to send me. go bother someone else with this bullshit.

[bonesrbleaching]

had the most braindead repetitive conversation/argument with my parents. buzz cuts are too masculine but if you dye a design on it it become effeminate which is bad because then you look weak and if youre weak then society falls apart (all societies ever that have fallen apart for any reason are actually because of feminine men) and we start sacrificing babies. and also all mental illness is invented because only 4 people had anxiety in the 90s and covid was made up so that we would all become gay and trans and then the government can control us better and be joe biden's little sex slaves. and also i need to keep my hair long because my father finds it attractive. what

[muu-kun]

[dullahandyke]

Will never get people who make fun of picky eaters. Literally not your problem

[aintmyjewelry]

idk why this mommy vlogger i follow thought it would be a good idea to post a video of the literal fingerprint lock she put on her pantry so her kids would stop going in there for snacks

[monarchisms]

all i know is never trust a celebrity but especially don't trust a male celebrity who talks about how much he loves his wife. always ends in disappointment :(

i hope you're doing alright with all this bullshit going on tho <3

okay, important distinction here:

not every celebrity, especially male celebrities, who talk about how much they love their significant other is a bad person. it’s when they use how much they love their SO (or at least how much they claim to love them) to an excessive degree that it becomes a huge red flag. like, if they use it as their main or sole personality trait and talk about nothing but how much they love their spouse, then definitely be wary.

the other try guys have wholesome moments where they gush over their partners, and it’s so sweet partially because it’s brought up so casually. even without that, zach, eugene, and keith still have traits and interests that make them stand out as individuals and make them gel well with each other when they’re in group content together. if you take the wife guy trait away from ned, what stand-out moments would you have left with just him?

[lalalychee]

Hopefully someday my eating disorder lets me look like you. I work out too much and don't eat and I'll still never be skinny like you.

ummm i'm recovering from an eating disorder myself and this is an EXTREMELY triggering message to send someone. what the fuck. having a mental illness does not mean you are not still responsible for your words. do not ever send anyone a message like this again. ever. it's not okay. i hope you find the help you need for your eating disorder. in the meantime, you need to seriously fucking reflect on the fact that your words have actual, real life effects on actual, real life people. do not ever send me shit like this again.

[krikeymate]

AU of the balcony scene

Bailey doesn’t go upstairs to behind Quinn but instead stays on the bottom floor so when Tara drops down and stabs Ethan in the throat Bailey sees and violently tackles Tara off Ethan, attacking her with the knife that Ethan stabbed her with, Sam witnesses this ,horrified and guilty, she freezes and the gun almost slips from her fingers. Quinn takes this opportunity going to tackle Sam and………

Why do you want to kill my babies?

Tara would get absolutely demolished by an angry Bailey. We're talking Sam-level stabbings. I mean, he was so upset about what Sam did to Richie, why wouldn't he do to her little sister what she did to his son?

Sam has the gun, but she's too horrified by what she's seeing to react. Quinn leaps at her, slashing out. Sam throws out her arm, elbowing Quinn as the knife goes into her shoulder. She now has matching wounds. Quinn grabs back at her, they struggle, they go over the railing.

Sam lands on Ethan's body, it prevents her from being knocked out. Quinn can't say the same, head smacking against the floor.

The gun has slipped from her hand, she doesn't have time to search for it, she throws herself at Bailey. Tara's gasping on the floor, bleeding and injured but alive. She's alive and Sam's going to fucking make sure it stays that way. She punches and punches and punches. Eventually, he manages to push her off, throwing her to the floor. He goes to punch her back when a shot rings out. His chest begins to bleed and Sam scrambles back as he falls to his need, hand over his heart.

Behind her, Tara lies on her side, missing gun in hand. There's so much blood, she's been stabbed over a dozen times. Sam crawls to her, pulling her into her arms. She's not going to let her sister die, she's not, but that doesn't stop the tears from falling anyway.

[scarletfasinera]

Anyway since I can't send an ask because of character limit and I gave up after trying to write it three different ways and it not working, I'll just. Idk write a short vague post back? I'm assuming a vague for a vague is fair (don't worry I don't want to be mean I just have no other way of navigating this situation.) Since I'm exhausted & but want to at least express my view of it.

Idk just on the off chance they see this or one of our shared mutuals shows them or something. My "weak subtext" post had absolutely nothing to do with Adam Warlock, I didn't even remember that I reblogged that poll before making my post. I had seen like six other polls after the Adam one, bc I was actively looking through the blog, that did the exact thing my post was about, the blogrunner (who shall remain anonymous) had Pointed Out in private that it was happening and gave several examples & it was distressing them so I checked the blog myself and commented on it, which was why I made the post. Not the Adam poll in particular which I didn't remember and wasn't thinking about. I do not know enough about Adam to say anything about either the text or the subtext or anything, so I just. Wouldn't? It really baffled me that it was read that way.

Anyway. Farewell beloved mutual we barely knew ye...

[adrenaline-void]

screw your zodiac sign, what’s your go-to girl scout cookie?

[bo0zey]

saw mcr in chicago last night and it was literally so traumatizing that i couldn’t even enjoy the show or be happy i deadass hate you psycho animalistic band wagon ass idiot mfs so much thanks for ruining my one chance at seeing and hearing and experiencing my saviors of 10+ years. the band that kept me alive by providing me the emotional stability childhood me needed when everyone else around her was dying and made her feel like giving up too. the one chance i expected to feel the most alive i ever have ended up with me feeling so fucking dead and numb inside. the band whose songs literally filled my lungs with the air i needed to stay alive. and an hour before i was supposed to see mcr you selfish stupid idiots crushed my ribcage and stole all the oxygen i’d been saving for 7 hours standing in that crowd. you crushed my ribcage to the point it couldn’t fully expand and i physically could not inhale or exhale. you crushed me until my descending colon pressed against my equally taut and ungiving abdominal aorta and occluded it until i was physiologically unable to get fresh oxygen to my brain. i was a mere 12 inches and 1 hour away from seeing my band when you stupid senseless fucks ruined everything for me. i was ripped from the barrier and left in an oxygen-deprived mental fog for their entire set. i couldn’t even mouth the words to their songs from 50000000 feet away because the action hurt my ribs and diaphragm too much. god forbid i try to sing along without becoming lightheaded and nauseous because my body was so physiologically traumatized that even breathing without anyone pressed up against me had become painful. i was left in a dissociated state from being pulled out of the crowd until i got home. i couldn’t even drink water because my diaphragm and abdominal organs and aorta were still so traumatized and inflamed it hurt to have anything else inside to add to the excess pressure. i stood like a statue almost their entire set. i felt zero happiness, only immense sadness. i was so numb and dissociated while standing there in the middle of the concert watching the screen and listening to each song that the only thing i could feel were the nonstop flow of tears running down my face at the realization of the horror of it all. at some points i couldn’t even hear the actual music. the only thing i could hear was gerard’s words, as if he were speaking directly to me and it was the only thing keeping me present and grounded and somewhat connected to my body. and do you know????how it feels????? to feel fucking dead inside even though your body’s physically there alive in the same moment as the band that had given you so much life as a kid when you felt like you were dying???? and to just stand there surrounded by a crowd of 50000 people and feel deader than ever??? their music couldn’t even bring me out of this physically traumatized state and just made the emotional trauma exponentiate. i am so heartbroken and feel so defeated and let down and purposeless all over again. i will never have an opportunity like that again and it’s such a fucking hard thing to swallow knowing i couldn’t give my inner child her one chance to be that child again, to feel saved and alive and in love with this beautiful thing life has to offer. i hate all 50000 of you and most of all i hate myself for not being physically strong enough to withstand the physical abuse of that crowd. in conclusion thank u for ruining mcr for me and btw if u have a chance pls go get fucked.