Hei-Ran: *standing on the patio, sipping her tea, eyes closed*
Kelsang, wandering by: Hey, Hei! Whatcha doin'?
Hei-Ran: Just wait.
*a few moments pass*
Kelsang: What are we waiting for?
Hei-Ran: You'll see.
*a few more moments*
Kelsang: It's just air we're looking at Hei, I would know. I bend it.
Hei-Ran: Patience.
*few more moments*
Kelsang: Hei-Ra-
Hei-Ran, opens her eyes: Something fruity this way comes.
Rangi: *sprinting across the estate like a fucking loon*
Kelsang: Oho! I see, so she's on her way to see Kyoshi! So you're making this into a daily little show to watch! Right, Hei?
Hei-Ran: Daily? Kelsang, this is the eight time she's done that-
Kelsang: I think it's more than eight.
Hei-Ran: -today.
Kelsang: ......you may need to have a talk with her.
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GUYS. WHAT THE FUCK. my earphones fell from my fucking DESK.
this is freaky to me because that never happens. there’s no physical way for it to fall off the desk. the positioning of it makes it impossible.
at first i just heard one earbud fall off the table and didn’t recognize what it was.
then i looked over and saw the SECOND ONE fall off as well… 😨😨😰
WATARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WATARI, STOP HAUNTING ME FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE, IT’S NOT MY FAULT YOU SUCKED ASS WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE 😭😭😭
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I usually have a 30 minute commute but it varies from 23 to 45 minutes so am i always supposed to leave 45 minutes early WTF
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Pls help guys, bcs u was just busy using my moms phone, I got 2 notifications from Tumblr. Then I saw this:
Tumblr • 4 hours
Your Tumblr crush @keendetectiveharmony made a new.............
I couldn't believe Tumblr said that to me. Omg D:
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So like... our DM homebrewed Quick Hacks into our Red campaign cos my friends wanted the campaign to be set in like the 2070s (all of them watched Edgerunners or played 2077 except me)
I installed self-ICE on myself and our Solo (he's susceptible to hacks cos he has neuralware), and it's openly written on our cyberware sheet but we never actually mentioned it to our party..? I always just assumed they saw it written there and knew 😐..?
Just ended tonight's session, Solo had another cyber psychosis meltdown... he just suddenly grabbed the head of an NPC and crushed it...
I swear, he isn't a monster. I already got him to remove the Kerenzikov and he's getting therapy ;_;
The Sandevistan is his emotional crutch, I had to let him reinstall it. It wasn't the Sandy that made him go berserk. He got triggered by an NPC ;_;
We were in the middle of blackmailing Exec's boss... we literally weren't fighting, but he snapped ;_;
Exec freaked out and undid my jammer to opened the doors and let his boss' security team in while I was trying to calm Solo down
This was our first time encountering an enemy netrunner who specialises in quick hacks and...
The netrunner couldn't disable Solo's cyberware cos of my ICE and Solo ended up killing the entire security team 😅
Our entire party was like "wtf O_O??? Self-ICE is allowed in this campaign O_O???" and me and my friend were like "Huh??? You guys didn't know???"
Now we're arguing cos
Exec wants my Netrunner to remove Solo's self-ICE. He said we're screwed if Solo turns on us and no one can disable his chrome
My friend asked if I watched Edgerunners cos cyber psychos are dangerous, I should learn from Edgerunners
My Netrunner obviously refused. Exec must be snorting synthcoke if he thinks I'm going to leave Solo defenseless. Solo is like my little bro, I will protect him. He protected me so many times while working as my bodyguard. I'm repaying him
And yes, I saw a few episodes of Edgerunners. This is precisely why I'm not removing the ICE??? This is the exact method MaxTac used to kill that dude??? I'm not letting them gun down Solo like he's an animal
"Cyber psycho", "liability", "monster". He has a frigging name >:T
His name is Noise. He's the kid you were arguing about Reese's Puffs with months ago. He's the same kid we were forced to play DnD with as part of his psychosis therapy >:T
How could you call him a monster? He needs our support now. You can leave if you want, but I'm not giving up on him >:T
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Do you guys ever just check on the playlists ( that you made ) you least listen to because you thought it was bad and it's actually full of bangers
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