Dazai: Are you interested in buying our brand new motorcycle?
Chuuya: That is my motorcycle.
Dazai: Very well! That would be $35.000, but for you, my friend, it’s for free *wink*.
Chuuya: Wdym you fucking stole it from me-
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How can I make memes when this is literally already peak comedy.
Chuuya: Yo, the bitch dead?
Dazai: God, I fucking hope so.
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Chuuya's great sacrifice of taking Dazai so nobody else suffers in a relationship with him
original post by nico
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The pattern is long haired men who are always annoyed by him
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Never beating the soulmates allegations
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*Dazai and Chuuya get captured and are tied together*
Dazai: Chill out slug. It's not like you've never been tied up before.
Chuuya, talking really fast: Sure. But there weren't involved a psycho and a piece of shit.
Dazai: Am I... Okay, Am I the the psycho or the piece of shit?
Chuuya: Both.
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chuuya: i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. do you ever see me without this stupid hat on?
dazai: the hat’s not the problem. your attitude is.
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Atsushi : Whats your type?
Dazai : Short , Red haired Slugs who have anger issues
Atsushi , Compressing Dazai's Wound : Okay. But like whats your blood type ?
Dazai: Ooh I know It's Mafia Black
Kyouka, in the back : Maybe we should just let him die
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new skk chat just dropped
100% canon trust me
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