Im literally on episode 48 of Shippuden and Naruto literally said " If my arms get torn off, I'll kick him down. If my legs get torn off I'll bite him down. If my head gets torn off I'll stare him down. If my eyes get torn out I'll curse him from the grave. Even if I get chopped up in pieces, I'll take Sasuke back from Orochimaru" WORD FOR WORD.
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME NARUTO WAS CANONNICALLY INSANE ABOUT SASUKE?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
THERE'S SUBTEXT AND THEN THERE'S WHATEVER FUCKING UNHINGED SHIT NARUTO IS ON. GIRL YOU ARE MORE OBSESSED WITH SASUKE THAN FUCKING SAKURA IS.
Actually ☝🏻 love was invented back in that godforsaken/-blessed, boring ass medical convention in New Orleans, 1991, when out of the 3000 attendees, house thought that wilson was the only one who wasn’t boring. Not the least boring one, may i note, but not boring at all whatsoever…
And then in the beginning of s5 love died back in wilson’s office as he was packing his things up, telling house “we’re not friends anymore. i don’t think we ever were”, and then in ep4, after house’s father’s funeral, when wilson threw that bottle of alcohol at the glass wall due to pure, bubbling frustration and it just shattered, just like it did back in New Orleans, and house said “still not boring”, love actually ☝🏻 resurrected from its ashes like a phoenix.
no but arthur gaslighting everyone and their mother to believe that merlin doesn't have magic is so KSGFKJDKV
and it's not even on purpose. It's just because arthur believes in merlin so much; trusts his loyalty and the goodness of his heart.
Even when he catches merlin doing shady (shady AS FUCKKK) shit, there is never any serious questioning or doubt. They'll banter and be nosy about each other, but there is never any serious interrogation on what merlin is doing or what he's hiding.
and then, because he believes merlin so much, he goes and convinces everyone else (his knights, his father, his court members) to have trust in merlin as well. not just that, he actively berates anyone who doubts merlin?????
every time I remember dotd where arthur says "you don't have magic, merlin. I would know" there is legit a physical pain in my chest and stomach that I can't stand WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
red bull saying that they're gonna keep checo..... when he's singlehandedly losing them the constructor's championship AND letting other drivers score valuable points against max in the driver's championship.................................... that sponsor money must be good as hell, man 😭
Y'know it's really fucked up that tommy decided and make a dream snapchat joke after u have been continuously talked Abt dream in a positive light and associates urself with him, esp when u remember he let CSA jokes stay on one of his most recent vlogs it clearly just shows he doesn't take grooming or CSA as something srs.
Also here's the fucking clip bc wtf is wrong with him
Tubbo: Pet, please behave
Tommy: Are you- Why are you calling me your pet (Tubbo, overlaping: No,-It’s not directed at you)
Tommy:(…) Dream kitten thing going on, I’m not gonna add you on Snapchat
what if you had been in love with me since the beginning of time, and i was the only reason you could survive because you fed on my flesh, and from that moment on you saw me as the reason for your being, as the one who makes you whole
what if we were reincarnated over and over again, our paths always destined to cross, but our love never allowed to blossom for millions of agonising years
what if you got so, so tired of this shit that you started looking for the right moment to end this tiresome cycle, and i gave you that chance? of course it was me all along, i am the reason you live, naturally i'd be the reason you die (you are also convinced that this will somehow save me a lot of trouble, as if your absence won't tear me apart, as if i'm not willing to sacrifice anyone and anything for you)
what if the journey to keep you from leaving me is almost hopeless, but i'm too stubborn & i can't let you go, no matter how much you want to - i could never do it, i'm too selfish for that