#wttsh Texas

[alaskasbignaturals]

normal about him,,,, floofy hair texas,,,,

[universalcowboyclown2006]

Tadaaa!!! Texas from the new episode!

[dailymothanon]

Texas put that thing away, it’s as noticeable as the sun 😕. Why are chaps like that huh, cuz cowboys wanna show off a little back there?? Sounds just like Texas 😒 ig lifting all that hay and stuff worked out for him (Ik why they’re like that no need to explain to me)

[northduhcodeuh]

Gay cowboy

I’m supposed to be drawing Virginia rn, but my friend asked me to draw Texas and I like being nice 🙄🙄/j

I’ll skedaddle now 🏃‍♂️

[stateofbrock]

Just staring- yeah respectfully 😔😔

[goldengay49]

California: “I was apart of the old west too!”

Texas: “no you weren’t! I was the only state part of the Wild West!”

Florida: “wasn’t i apart of the Wild West?”

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

louisiana: You know, people treat me like a god. 
Gov: How? 
louisiana: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

California: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

California: No thanks. 
California: I'm god.

New York: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate). 
louisiana: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary). 
California: How are you talking like that in real life? 
louisiana: Witchcraft (derogatory).

Florida: I’m quick at math. 
Texas: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? 
Florida: 24. 
Texas: That wasn’t even close. 
Florida: But it was quick.

New York: Texas, fuck off. 
New York: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.

[kaz-playz]

Texas: *looking around his room with a closed and locked door to see if anyones around*

Texas: *puts on his glittery red cowboy hat and matching sunglasses*

Texas: Oh me, Oh my.

[rhinoclip]

Cowboy(TM)

[lizardtheacorn]

I love the mutual disappointment coming from them and the fact that it’s towards florida makes it better

[alaskashigh]

realistically accurate states

[dailymothanon]

It's cold out, Texas... better watch your back there, buddy, Balto don't play no games out here 👿Can't you see the evil in his eyes??? A little Snoopy snowdog... Did you know the World Ice Art Championships take place in Alaska??? I think that's cool, perhaps Alaska ain't too bad at it himself 😌

[northduhcodeuh]

Montana wanted help learning the guitar

Texas/Montana Propaganda…🤨

[stateofbrock]

He looking 👀 I’m looking we all looking 👀

Gonna give smooches rn >:(((

[goldengay49]

Texas: “I don’t like this whole modern… feminist crap! I like old media”

California: “i have this book. It was written in 1510, it’s from Spain and it’s called Las Sergas De Esplandian”

Texas: “thanks, some old fashion literature!”

*a few hours later*

Texas: “You goddamn—“

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

I was rewatching this:

And I figured I should bring light to this comment for some reason cuz it’s amazing-

ALSO THIS. I SHALL NEVER LET YALL FORGET THIS. (/silly)

Yes Cali go hug your stupid boyfriend and tell him that you’re proud of him 😭🙏