#incorrect wttt

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

New York: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

California :But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

[silelda]

Cali *to Gov*: Florida is concerned about jumping into this one blind and he's Florida!

[abcwordsurge]

California: Oh, you have underlying issues? That's cool. Mine are all overlying issues. Extremely obvious issues. Just out there for the world to see

[pikachicachan]

I just thought of something and now it won't leave my head, so here it is:

[At The Table]

Florida: Heyyy Human Torch! Living up to your name I see!

[California glares while wheezing and sweating]

Cali: Now's [wheeze]... not the time Florida... [coughs up smoke]

Gov: Don't worry California, the emergency funds have been approved and help is on the way to Los Angeles. Hopefully the weather calms down soon so we can start to put out the fires...

[Gov warily glances over to Mother Nature]

Mother Nature: Hmmm, I've never conjured up a firecane before... sounds fun! A great way to start 2025, right?

Florida: I like the way you think! I wanna see it!

Gov: No! Both of you stop it!

Cali: [wheezes] Yes dude, please don't! 5 fires are burning in the LA area... and as of now, [wheeze] 0% of them have been contained due to the heavy winds... [wheeze] this is hella crazy. [coughs]

Florida: You know, I read something very interesting earlier...

Gov, Cali, Texas and New York: [turns to Florida in confusion]

Gov: I... I thought you didn't know how? Did you actually learn?

Florida: Ha — no! I just wanted to get your hopes up! Anywayyyy, I heard from somewhere on the internet that the firefighter budget in LA got cut by about $18 million last year which was given to the LAPD — even though crime has been soooo much lower and there aren't many cops! [chuckles] Like, what are they doing with all that money??

Gov: EXCUSE ME?? [turns to Cali] You did what?!

[New York raises his eyebrow in interest]

Cali: [coughs] Umm —

Texas: [shivers in his 5 layers of clothes] Oh-ho! [grins] N-Now that's interestin'! Didn't think that all the w-way through, huh wildfire?

Cali: [glares and wheezes] Oh yeah? Looks like [wheeze]... you're not fairing well either! [baby voice] Awe, is it getting too cold for the 'big guy'? Seems like it seeing how Ted Cruz left you again!

Texas: [seethes] Why you little —

Gov: Alright, enough!

Louis: maaais, lemme get a daiquiri 'eal quick! Dis is gettin' good.

Florida: [giggles] Oh yeah! I also heard that Ted Cruz leaving is like the Waffle House Index of Texas — but for winter storms! Did he go to Cancun again? Cause that would be sooo wild!

New York: [grunts] we need some kind of miracle dis year to get things movin'. [nudges Gov] ya know, I know a guy... [smirks] name's Luigi —

Gov: Alright, alright! This is getting out of hand...

Gov: [sighs and drags his hands through his face and hair]

Gov: ...but what else is new?

Florida: [chuckles] Happy 2025 everyone!

... this is the only way I can cope, pls —

But also, my heart goes out to those affected by the fires and I hope action gets taken soon to extinguish the fires! 🙏🏼

[doueverwonder]

Virginia: when I was your age we didn’t have cell phones

California: but you had stuff that we don’t have

Nevada: Yeah, like dinosaurs.

[poison-marshmellow]

Florida: Yeah, I was created in like 15-

Gov: 15?!?

Florida:

Gov: Your birth year starts with 15?!

[aceasadhd]

How to pronounce Nevada... You get 1 (one) chance

[louis--wifey]

Florida: *looking out the window smirking*

California: Whatcha looking at? Pretty girl?

Florida: No.

California: Pretty boy?

Florida: No.

Louisiana: He set a golf course on fire to see what would burn

Florida: E v e r y t h i n g i s a b l a z e

[theywhoshantbenamed]

Gov: if I died, how much would you miss me?

Florida, ready to get Loui to do a summoning circle at a moments notice: it’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship

[goldengay49]

Texas: unlike yall, I was a country before I was a state!

Vermont: hey…

Florida: west Florida republic…?

California: i got drunk and declared independence for like a month

Washington: I’m currently reading about different indigenous nations

Hawai’i (from Alaskas room): i was literally a whole kingdom

[lizardtheacorn]

New York: My boyfriend is wearing a fucking suit to his autism diagnosis appointment.

California: It’s a special event!

New York: Shut up.

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

louisiana: You know, people treat me like a god. 
Gov: How? 
louisiana: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

California: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

California: No thanks. 
California: I'm god.

New York: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate). 
louisiana: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary). 
California: How are you talking like that in real life? 
louisiana: Witchcraft (derogatory).

Florida: I’m quick at math. 
Texas: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? 
Florida: 24. 
Texas: That wasn’t even close. 
Florida: But it was quick.

New York: Texas, fuck off. 
New York: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.

[silelda]

New York: Listen, you burned-out bohemian fuck, when a man with a gun asks you a question, that's a bad time to get cute. Understand?

California: Are you calling me cute?

New York: I...wha- NO!

[abcwordsurge]

Ohio: (wearing actually nice clothes)

Michigan: Great, like I needed to get any more attracted to you

Ohio: …What?

Michigan: ANNOYED. ANNOYED BY YOU. THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

[pikachicachan]

Cali: Okay but seriously, why and how do firenadoes even exist?? It feels like my wildfires are evolving, or something!?

Hawaii: [chuckles] brah, that's nuthing! We hadda lavanado ova 'ere! Try on dat fah size, ayy?

Gov: YOU HAD A WHAT??

[Gov glares at Mother Nature]

Mother Nature: What? I was sooo boredd!

[doueverwonder]

Nevada: Bitch.

California: Blocked.

Nevada: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.

California: Unblocked.

Nevada: Bitch.