#wwdits prediction

[blackladynerd]

I stand by my prediction/theory that Sean will become Laszlo and Nadja’s new familiar.

He clearly needs a job now and his experience at Task Rabbit may come in handy but I’m thinking it could happen a bit differently now…

Now I’m thinking Sean becomes Laszlo’s familiar after he brings him back from the dead as one of his Frankenstein experiments.

They said he’s practically brain dead already and seeing how successful The Monster’s been could help Laszlo perfect it with his Seanie. I doubt Charmaine would even notice a difference. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[fanfic-fugue]

Listen: Laszlo found the cure for vampirism. He found the cure, and doesn’t know what to do about it. It caused him to shut down for 3 weeks because now that he’s found it? It’s caused a malfunction.

Why would he shut down? Why wouldn’t he just give it to Guillermo and move onto his next hobby?

Well….

Laszlo, who says time and time again how much he loves being a vampire, mister “I became a vampire to suck blood and fuck forever”, is actually the one in the house with the most connections to humanity. His knowledge of human culture, his human friends, his life as Jackie Daytona… for fuck’s sake, his favorite hobby is GARDENING.

A foray into the sun for one day made him radiant, the smile on that face was priceless, but that was just a one time thing. He could, in his mind, still be a vampire and enjoy one day in the sun. But once he found the cure, that could be every day.

His entire identity (to himself) is being a vampire, and he is madly in love with a woman who, i do not believe for once second, would even entertain the idea of taking a cure for herself. Nadja LOVES being a vampire through and through, but does Laszlo, really?

His hypnosis skills aren’t the best, he can’t do telekinesis or pyrokinisis. He can’t fly as high as the others. He doesn’t claw up walls. He doesn’t have any special powers that we know of. I don’t think it’s because he’s deficient at all, I think it just simply doesn’t interest him. Beyond yelling “BAT!”, and making the most of that infinite libido, does he truly revel in vampirism?

So yeah… I think he’s found the cure and doesn’t know where to go next. I think he feels tempted to take it, and it’s fracturing his identity.

We will see if I’m wrong next week.

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

watching “gay” media in 2012: ughhh i hope my precious little cinnamon roll does something a little limp wristed in this episode. i hope when a minor character accuses them of being gay in a way that’s nearly classifiable as a hate crime they don’t vehemently deny it this time!

watching gay media in 2023: ughhhh i hope i get to see blorbo from my shows getting spitroasted and fucked sideways from sunday and getting his balls tickled and getting it total sloppy wet style

[ineffably-human]

I don't think the Shadows writers forget about major-ass plot points like the Van Helsing thing or the entire season's worth of Baby Colin. (or the djinn, for that matter.) these things just come up when it's useful to the story for them to come up.

for instance: Baby Colin's been something they never even mentioned all season. episode 8, we need reasons every single character thinks that Laszlo might be upset that are actually about their own self-absorbed vibes (because that's how everyone in the house is). so Nadja thinks it's because of the hex that's consumed her life (while visibly doing nothing to her because it doesn't exist), Nandor thinks it's because of what a great place he's in emotionally (while constantly, obsessively thinking about Guillermo), Guillermo thinks it's about the failed experiments.

and because we don't have anything for Colin, who tries to stay out of everyone's craziness, he starts remembering the years he spent as a baby - and that's so we, as the audience, will wonder if that's why Laszlo is upset.

and in the end, Laszlo isn't upset about any of those things! he's just having a huge hyperfixation moment, because that's a much funnier joke. but now we've brought Baby Colin back up and maybe we can play with that for any future episodes, because now was the organic time to mention it again, without forcing Laszlo to be paralyzed with depression the whole season.

What We Do In The Shadows: Sometimes It Really Is That Deep

but also What We Do In The Shadows: Sometimes It's Just That Stupid

[vantherelentless]

WWDITS Finale

Nandermo Wedding Ending

Pregnant Nadja Ending

Colin Robinson kills Everyone and then Himself Ending

Which one is your favorite alternate ending?

[the-hottest-vampire-poll]

[bread-cat-luna]

hi i'm watching renfield and it turns out i love subtextually gay relationships between a vampire and his human companion that are deeply toxic and involve copious amounts of blood and murder.

plus the human is an incredibly efficient killer and gets covered in blood regularly. that's always good

[ev-belknap]

Random out there future Nandor wwdits predictions because BRAINROT

- one day an orc will walk by, and it’ll turn out all orcs are ridiculously hot, and it will finally be confirmed Nandor was 100% flirting when he told Guillermo he could pass (that little up-down-smile thing he does checking him out is *everything*)

- ‘I have always been, and always will be, Nandor the Relentless’ ok but bestie how about you end the series as Nandor de la Cruz, I vastly feel you don’t need a wife at all, you need a husband.

[dykesynthezoid]

I just want to apologize for saying back in 2021 that nandermo “couldn’t be queerbating bc the characters are all queer!!!” like as someone who formerly had that opinion nah this is crazy. That’s actually crazy. At the time I fully just thought people were being impatient and needed to sit back and trust the show to navigate a slow burn. I mean to be fair this was actually reasonable of me bc it’s normal to insist on expecting at least the bare minimum from tv show writers and I stand by that. And I mean hindsight is 20/20. Pre-season 4 me couldn’t have known better but also clearly I had enough of a vague premonition to stop watching by season 5

[barren-heart]

WWDITS Season 6 spoilers

I FUCKING KNEW IT!!! I KNEW HE’D GO BACK TO PANERA

OH MY GOD

IM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW

IM CALLING IT RIGHT NOW

WE ARE GOING TO SEE THAT FIRST MEETING TAPE

Nandermo will go canon.

IM SHAKING WITH ANTICIPATION

anyway, I’m going to shamelessly plug my Panera bread fic .

[cowboycider]

would it be wrong to predict that Guillermo does actually become a vampire and STAYS a vampire?

I saw someone say that episode 10 was titled "The Promotion" which leads me down two paths rn and both are very wishful for me. 1) As in Guillermo is promoted to Nandor's Husband and they live happy or 2) Guillermo is promoted to a vampire (again)

My only pieces of evidence for this theory is the episode title, the photoshoot Harvey posted on his instagram where he's kinda resembling a vampire with the cape collar thingy.

[blackladynerd]

WWDITS Final Season Predictions:

- Final battle between Simon the Devious & Laszlo for the cursed witch skin hat

- Colin & Evie get married

- Baron and The Sire get married

- Nadja’s ghost/Nadja doll finally departs

- The Guide is officially in charge of the vampiric council

- Seanie becomes Laszlo and Nadja’s familiar

- The Djinn comes back/Nandor uses his extra wishes

- Nandor & Guillermo finally discuss their feelings

- Nandor & Guillermo actually get to travel together

- The vampires eat/kill the film crew once the film is done (they don’t like the final cut)

[kayanne369]

So they aren't showing the latest season of WWDITS in my country yet but I think I get the gist by browsing through "Nandermo" tab and I'm going to try and use my autistic super powers of pattern recognition for good and predict what is gonna happen with that.

So we've had the "Yay, we're back" moment with the interview and the "Oh, god it's all over" moment with Guillermo firing him so what I recon is gonna happen now. Nandor is gonna do something big and drastic and it's gonna force him and Guillermo to fight Vampire vs Hunter. Guillermo is gonna win. Nandor is gonna let him and it's gonna get super emotional. Then a bigger threat is gonna arise and they're gonna end up fighting together, brothers in arms soul bonded forever, love conquers all. They MAY do a Disney death and they MAY or may NOT end up together. But either way we'll be left with no doubt that they love one another very very much.

Also Guillermo's new boss is gonna turn out to be just strait up evil.

[soft-cristobalite]

There's, like, a day before the finale season of wwdits, so me and my girl made a bingo!!!

Explanation for some of 'em:

The new guy is (ONLY KINDA) homophobic. So, as we know from the trailer, we have a new guy and he looks like he is from the 50s. I think it would be funny if they leaned a bit into the stereotipical conservative 50s daydream only to make fun of it in the process, yk??? "Back in my day men were MEEENN... What the FUUCK is silicone lube" or something 😭

Colin Robinson gets some action. We have seen a few of his crushes, none of them leading anywhere substantial, so i think the finale season is the time my man has his little romantic moment.

Sad nandermo canonisation scene. Wwdits perfectly mixes humor and touching, litteraly soul crushing moments, and I think Nandor and Guillermo sorting things out will destroy me, personally, and a, few other ppl for sure.

Nandor safely gets into the sun. Laszlo was sooo happpyyyyyy when he invented that vampire spf. And i could go on and onnn about how vampires miss their humanhood more than they let on (Laszlo in particular, actually!!!). So, I think Nandor as the oldest of the group deserves the honor to enjoy sunlight, too.

Ukraine gets a mention. I am ukrainian and i want a mention. Thats it, thats the whole point.

Nandermo kiss on scene, fuck behind the screne. I think it's very interesting that even a canon married couple didn't kiss on scene once??? If i remember correctly??? I think if we are getting Nandor and Guillermo together, we are getting a kiss. And an implication of sex.

Funny nandermo canonisation scene. We are trying to score a bingo guys.

[xxseraphcrushxx]

There’s been a trend lately of popular shows I don’t watch using the “why can’t men be friends anymore” defense; first Arcane and now WWDITS. I’m placing my money on that show 911 is gonna be the next one to do it

[mysweetcheesemygoodtimeboy]

Can’t wait for the guide to reveal she actually loved nandor the whole time, they kiss, and then travel around the world, leaving Guillermo standing in the house in a little sidekick cape