#wworst?

[serfuzzypushover]

this wwas pr loww tho

[so0ppa]

sigh.

[goodtimeswithyourdad]

if you are putting posts that say "YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS" in the biggest letters humanly possible on my goddamn dash untagged i am going to block you holy shit

[serfuzzypushover]

I CAN NEVVER ESCAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!

you had me thinking about dualscar yesterday btww...

i stayed up till 3am(evven tho i said id sleep in a normal hour) reading fics of him

thanks 💜

ITS WORKING

HEHHHEJEHEH GET AMPORA'D

[dracomysthical]

MARCH FUCKING DRAG. MARCH FUCKING DRAGS. WWORST FUCKING PRINCE EVVER

[thoughtformchoreographer]

Ask the Amporas!

Hello and wwelcome to the Ask the Amporas ask blog! A vvery self-indulgent ask blog for the post-HS Earth C AU my friends and I made, but catering specifically to the Amporas, because I am a kinning nightmare in the flesh.

CHARACTERS AVVALIABLE FOR QUESTIONING:

The ones in the image, dumbass. (jk) ((update; there are now avaliable characters who are NOT in the image!))

Eridan Ampora

Cronus Ampora

Dualscar The Survivor

March Ampora

ErisolSprite

Vyvyan Wapiti

! RULES !

I may not answwer evvery question because this is 100% for my owwn indulgence and hyperfixation needs. If I evver discontinue this or become lazy wwith it then thats because I healed from my mental illness.

Don't ask questions just to hate on the characters. Yeah okay, wwe get it, Cronus is the wworst character in Homestuck, wwhatevver.

Any hate wwill be deleted cus I ain't puttin up wwith allat.

This ask blog probably wwon't be perfectly canon because I am a headcanony mess.

Ship questions are allowwed! But NSFWW may be disregarded and/or publically humiliated.

Havve fun and go crazy! :)

Feel free to ask any lore questions. Context might help drivve the asks forwwards and make a story if wwe're lucky.

[officialsollux]

erikar fic rec list

50 First Dates by Xagave

Eridan falls back into your life the same way he left it: abrupt and without warning. It hurts because you love him, and maybe that will never change. no archive warnings, E

Torrential Overflow by FindingZ

The game is over. Everyone is finally able to relax and rebuild in 'Verse C. Except Eridan. no archive warnings, E

the wworst by 2x2verse (agent_florida)

“Oh my god,” you say out loud. “We are the two most insecure assholes on this side of the fucking planet.” “The planetary system,” Eridan wails good-naturedly. “The entire goddamn galaxy,” you trump him. “We are the best at being the worst.” -- They both hate their bodies, and they've been hurt so much over them. And each of them barely dares to whisper it, lest the other one leave them alone to deal with it. no archive warnings, E (past noncon implied)

As Fast as you Can by BlueMoonHound

Cosmetic mutations. In a highblood, it's hardly a concern to the empire. Especially one so close to the color of the Condesce herself. In the past, however, that hasn't stopped her from culling them. They do carry on genetically into descendants, and mess with Her plans. To have that in the slurry? It could end up in lowbloods, who would be culled on sight, midbloods, who would be shunned, or – gog forbid – the Tyrian line itself. You're only important because you're an orphaner and no one else can hold that job. no archive warnings, T

a whiter shade of pale by Spacefille

AU Future fic, Alternia is restored in all its horrible glory and Feferi is not in charge. Karkat is a blood prisoner and Eridan is his guard. Eridan POV. Dark. noncon, M

Choices by Spacefille

Eridan finds out Karkat’s blood color. Karkat lashes out in self-defense, which lands the mutant in the brig of Eridan’s hive. Now Eridan has a dilemma on his hands, does he cull him or risk letting him go? rated with graphic depictions of violence but it should also be rated with noncon, E

You don't Choose the Helmslife by BagtheBagisnotaBag

The helmslife takes you from your hive and tortures you till you crack. "In Which a Seadweller Captain of the Imperial Fleet and His Lowblooded Matesprite Find Their Long Lost Childhood Friend Suffering as a Yellowblood Helmsman Trainee, They Then Proceed to Enlist the Damaged Helmsman to Helm Their Ship as Both of Them Hold Long Buried Romantic Interest in Him. Includes Emotional Turmoil, Psychological Torment, One Sided Pale Advances, Unintentional Auspising, Excessive Swearing, Delusions, Crying, Yelling, Monologing, Torture, Treason of the Cullable Variety, and Hope." creator chose not to use archive warnings, M

You Part the Waters by poodles

Karkat works at a shitty little restaraunt frequented by Eridan the rich asshole who leaves extravagant tips as an attempt to woo karkat. It backfires. creator chose not to use archive warnings, T

What do you Want? by Rubaiyate

A fill for a request on homesmut: [paraphrased] "The imperial drones come for Karkat, his blood color having been exposed to the empire somehow. Of all the trolls to come to his rescue, it’s Eridan. Eridan goes toe-to-toe with a drone to make them back off, but Karkat doesn’t know this and, having never met Eridan face-to-face, is confronted with the terrifying view of a pissed off seadweller bursting into his hive and forcefully escorting him to his own hive. Thing is, Karkat has absolutely no idea who he is, why he has been taken to somebody else’s hive, and Eridan doesn’t realize that Karkat is freaking the fuck out." (The "Rape/Non-Con" warning is more of a precaution. There is no actual rape, but it is a close thing, so I figured it would be better to err on the side of caution.) noncon, M

Dirty Deeds by Miko

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nobody is more desperate than a troll facing the Imperial Drone at collection time. Unfortunately, anonymous sex isn't so anonymous when you run into someone you know. no archive warnings apply, but I digress the consent issues inherent to the premise and would warn for noncon, E

The Power the Dark Lord Knows Not by TrashfireRadiowaves

You would say that you don’t know why you’re here, but you’d be lying. You know exactly why you’re here. You know exactly why you’re here, and the stupid fucking reason is that stupid fucking Eridan Ampora has gotten himself into some stupid fucking shit yet again. no archive warnings, T

Pale As the Creatures of the Deep by TrashfireRadiowaves

He's a highblood, and highbloods are prone to highblood rages. You can see it in the way his hands tremble, long fingers clenching in fury when he gets cornered, taunted by one troll or another; you can see him take his anger and lock it away, watch him drop into a state of false calm, and you worry more with every day that passes. You aren't sure how long he can keep himself under control, and you don't think any of you will come back to life if you die again. You don't want anyone to die, and you don't want him to be forced into a position that causes him to hurt someone. You don't want anyone to die, but everyone on this fucking asteroid seems hell bent on making it happen. no archive warnings, T

[serfuzzypushover]

just had the wworst idea knowwn to man

[serfuzzypushover]

haha it basically alternates betwween wv and vw e%cept wwhen he forgets to do that i guess 💜

vwould cronus spell "wowwww" like "vwowvwvwvwv" or like "vwowwwwvvvv

[interrogatormentors]

hi eridan!! hiiii you’re so silly

uhhh

ok. thank you i guess

(psii. help) (i thought you blocked a message recently) (wwhy is this wwhats wwaitin in my inbox) (wwhat the fuck wwas it that you blocked i dont get it wwhats the trick here come on dude im graspin at strawws here)

No, that'2 normal.

(howw is this a normal question its not evven a question wwhy arent you wwhisperin)

You wIIll hear me regardle22. You're ju2t a 2IIlly guy.

HEY NOWW

2electIIng approprIIate re2pon2e: YOU'RE AN ALL STAR 2elected. PlayIIng now.

WWHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BLATANT HARASSMENT I CANNOT BELIEVVE YOU WWOULD DO THIS TO ME THIS IS THE WWORST THING THAT HAS EVVER HAPPENED TO ME

[terrible-quirk-ideas]

_Seemms someone's trying to challenge Abjurer for the wworst quirk title_

[karkaraoke]

Kismeses, an erisol song by tindeck user erisolsies (2013)

Covered by me this evening (2024) :) with like an hour of practice. here's against perfectionism!

lyrics from erisolsies:

it's an amazing smile if you can get past the teeth everything hair and 2style nothiing underneath except a small black heart that no one sees but me/that you wear on your 2leeve i'vve been wwatching i can see you start to wwonder could it be that you need me to fuck wwith you to make you stronger promise me you'll let me be the one the wworst of all your enemies don't pretend you don't wwanna be and say that wwe'll be kismeses

bein a perfect troll dont go to that extent our genocidal goal doesnt make much sense oh could you be the hope i'm destined to destroy? now that youre here i dont look so crazy do i

could it be that you need me to test your strength to make you faster promise me you'll let me be the one the wworst of all your enemies oh my god get off of me say that wwe'll be kismeses

my old friiend you are a ma2ter of thii2 game we both feel warm but you pretend that you don't even feel the 2ame well played

sometimes it's hard to tell if you evven feel for me maybe that's just as wwell it's better you don't see the wway i'm running just to keep your back in vvieww nevver sleepin wwaitin for the other side of you

could it be that you need me to keep you wwarm to make your heart beat promise me you'll let me be the one the wworst of all your enemies pretend you don't feel red for me and say that wwe'll be kismeses

[obscure-imaginations]

Dualscar: How does it feel to be the wworst pirate evver, huh?

Mindfang: Shut up, Condense 8uys you mega8locks instead of legos.

Dualscar: You fuckin' take that back-

[mathswizard]

wworst tic ive ever gotten is walkin into my room seeing my dog and shouting "get out" and then she jumps up and leaves NOO im sorry. come back. im sorry. i love you.

[starrii-sturns]

bro i swear, soetimes i get the wWORST dti server thats filled with nine year olds

I LIKE DTI BUT THESE NINE YEAR OLDS DONT KNOW FASHION 😭

[serfuzzypushover]

Of course you would like Zebruh you Cronus fan /lh

this is the wworst true thing anyone has evver said to me