-tapping mic- soulsov could be heaven will be mine for people whose lancer was nobilis
(my agent briskly walks over to the podium and whispers something into my ear)
what? too niche?
um. it could be like sexy final fantasy 6 for people who caught gender from the left hand of darkness.
(strained whispers)
huh? that's worse...?
279 notes
·
View notes
A quick sad thread xposted from twt. (modern au, break up)
After Eddie & Steve break up, Steve gets his Eddie tattoo covered up. Eddie still follows Steve on Instagram so he sees the picture of Steve in a jockstrap showing off his new tattoo.
On the most biteable part of Steve’s ass instead of Eddie’s bite mark and name is now a robin. As a tattoo enthusiast, Eddie appreciates the cover work. But as the person who is being removed from Steve’s life in another way, it hurts.
Eddie closes the app. He doesn’t read the caption. He turns off his phone entirely. They broke up six months ago. Eddie shouldn’t be this affected by this. Steve can do whatever the fuck he wants to do.
The worst part, the absolute gut wrenching heartbreaking part is that Eddie’s never going to feel comfortable covering up his Steve tattoo. Because even though he’s not the love of Steve Harrington’s life, Steve is his.
86 notes
·
View notes
17 notes
·
View notes
(my third eye opening) malos in a modern au would have so many foster kittens
cats...
39 notes
·
View notes
Here is a link to my enthusiastic recommendation for Abbott Elementary and why you should all watch it.
18 notes
·
View notes
9 notes
·
View notes
0 notes
0 notes
me: wow! in the ending, ysme without her glamours sure is drawn differently! and actually, on second glance, she's completely flat-chested without them. and that's true for her ghost mode too. huh. but not her goddess form. and she says she normally applies her glamours as soon as she wakes up. i guess it would make sense for her to be shy about loic seeing her naked, but it's interesting that there's this textual implication that she doesn't even like looking at herself without her artisanry illusions up--
me: ohhh okay
44 notes
·
View notes
"Badass Lady Commission" by Harman Art
1 note
·
View note
5K notes
·
View notes
Today is Give a Mouse a Sword Day. So you should get on that pronto
570 notes
·
View notes
look at this funny happy guy
31 notes
·
View notes
Some thoughts on X-Men 97 (and also a poem).
5 notes
·
View notes
bailey is currently contained in my basement. every day i milk his cock directly into my pussy. he's tied down, i ride him. i bounce on his dick for at least an hour every morning. i get off to him insulting me and telling me his lawyers will have a field day with this case. what a silly man; his lawyers are all on my side, thanks to the money. i'm not letting him leave until he gets me pregnant, i say. he had a vasectomy nineteen years ago, he says. oh well, i tell him, that's too fucking bad, i guess you're never leaving. keep pumping those stupid blank loads into my cunt you decrepit old fuck. maybe you'll get lucky and i'll get pregnant one of these days and you can go home to shitfuck britain and get back to torturing orphans. probably not, though, that's like a one in a million chance. i laugh and he doesn't. he glares at me. i smile. he'll love me eventually, i think. he plans to kill me the first chance he gets.
747 notes
·
View notes
I’ve been trying to articulate what types of romance in media I do or don’t like as an aroace person but it’s hard! every rule I think of seems to have exceptions
I think the closest I have is I prefer romances built on bonds rather than on vague feelings of “attraction” that are intangible to me personally. not necessarily slow-burn but focused on their relations as people rather than romantic intent. idk if that makes sense to allosexual/romantic people but it sits right with me
176 notes
·
View notes