#y'all know what i'm talking abt if u follow me lmao

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

i want ike to be in three houses

for science

[osachiyo]

I mean since we’re doing call outs I guess we can talk about the fact that you write about minor characters 😭🙏

Don’t try saying “it’s a fictional character” because fiction is a reflection of the real world and human desire's. What we create in fiction is what we desire in real life, and when people use fiction to sexualize minors they do it in the same way adults do it to real minors they use the same excuses and ideas

“they’re more mature” “they look older” their only different excuse is that they aren’t real, but it ignores the victims of such behavior and how it continues to normalize the behavior

“but fiction is completely different from real life”without inspiration and wondering from the real world fiction wouldn’t exist. And if that were true then why do people use it to commentate on the real world, why do use things from the real world and expand on it

not to mention the non con works 😟

baby, the fact that you say I write for 'minor characters' is crazy because I redid that rule. the fact that you don't even bother to check my rules makes this even more embarrassing for you, yknow..and can you actually point out a SPECIFIC fic in which I wrote for a minor? and by the way, I'm guessing you're a follower of tee, so why don't you tell me, why you're attacking me for "writing for minors" when your oh so loved tee has this in her rules?

and honestly, I don't care about aging up any more, because it's literally fiction LMAO if you can't tell apart fiction from reality you need genuine help and I'm not a psychicayatrist, honey.

and my pinned post literally says I write for dark content, so if you read my shit just to bash me abt that, then idgaf about what you have to say because I really could not care less about someone WHO PURPOSELY IGNORES MY PINNED. I hope this is enough attention for you because apparently you need it and you cannot survive without it 😢

edit: and also, if you still continue to read a writer's works, even after they said 'i age characters up and if you have a problem with that u can leave' then that's completely on your ass for ignoring it. you're not into that? leave. literally it takes 2-3 clicks, I'm sure you can do that, no? There are soo manyyy writers here who don't age up characters and that's good for them! what isnt good is you bashing a writer for aging up characters and dark content when you could easily click off and go on about your day. oh but I know you don't want to click off because you are so desperate for attention. if it makes you uncomfortable? leave?? nobody wants u here sweetie, I can promise you that much.

also love how you sent this in anon like tf you scared of? if you gon criticize my shit on my blog then at least talk to me face to face in dms or off anon, oh but you won't because you're a fuckin coward like bitch I'm not a lion or a bear− why're you so scared?

y'all talk mad shit on anon and don't have the guts to reveal yourself and that is genuinely so embarrassing. like do better.. ew...

[m1d-45]

hello again my far love/p

there's something I feel like I need to explain?? I have a Tumblr account but I prefer to be anonymous for asks and such, I just prefer it bc I get shy(and a little paranoid that people can see me yk, I like to be a fly on the wall) I've also just began using 🍄 to ask in blogs and I've gotten attached

I've been following and liking your content before I asked yk and I'm sure if I gave you the name I go by online you'd know what my account is lmao, tbh at this rate I don't think I mind, you and teddy are cool people and I do want to talk more/play genshin with u all

I just felt like I needed to clear that up and when I said that I should create a blog I mean like, a writing blog where I post about things and such, ofc If I end up doing this I would let you know. my only issue with that is motivation and inspiration

speaking about that tho, your 1k special

- how 'insert character' felt when they became your vessels

- letters (I've seen this one before)

- windtrace/events with the creator

I think that's all the ideas I got rn, you could always do a prompt based one where it's like "can I have a latte with strawberry and chocolate with diluc" and latte = fluff, strawberry = SAGAU and chocolate = date hcs

- 🍄 (never take precalc if you're bad at math, it's sucks and I hate it. I have a test on Thursday 😭) (I feel like playing genshin with y'all would be so fun tho)

[i was gonna make a joke here about dramatically receiving a letter, then realized that you know what, rp is not something i want on my genshin impact fanfiction blog]

i 100% get the like fear of being Perceived but like…. in the gentlest way possible, i feel like a character in a shakespeare play, talking about intense worldbuilding with my vaguely queercoded best friend as we profess to be knights by each other’s side until the very end, no matter how bitter, for the audience to hear (it’s foreshadowing for how we die together on the battlefield)

(hello to everybody that isn’t 🍄 anon or teddy anon, how are y’all tonight)

uhh re: creating a writing blog, insert link to that post i made abt my tips for blog things, referencing point numbers one and seven.

also i like the letter one. that’s a good idea. i will consider it. should probably sort this out prior to 1k but ehhhhh

(i would love to play genshin with you i am both ar 58 and so bored-)

[gogolstoelicker]

Dorm Leaders with a Ranpo like MC

warning(s): probably a little ooc lmao

gender neutral reader

note: i only know until chapter 3 bc procrastination and i know a tiny bit pieces abt the other chapters from spoilers but i wont write that so forgive me if some of theirs are too short or inaccurate

A talented detective, you can solve any and every case no matter how impossible it may seemed. Taking pride in your job as a detective, you surpass even your own limitations at times.

A carefree and childish individual, you mostly spend your time snacking away and lazing around, sometimes even refusing to take on a case out of laziness or spite. However, you do know when to be serious when the situation calls for it.

he saw how you threw a small tantrum because the mirror said u have no ability, saying that you DO have an ability and it's called "super deduction"

Riddle:

he doesn't have a good first impression of you

and it got even worse when he sees you around school grounds

lazying around and not getting anything done, eating snacks in the middle of class and just getting into trouble a lot

you probably already broke lots of the queen of heart's rules and he does not like that one bit

so he mostly avoids you honestly

sometimes he calls you out too but you never listen

well until that whole overblot incident

he appreciates that you helped(?) him so he doesn't avoid u no more

though he doesn't avoid u anymore, you're still as childish as ever

found out you have a perfect grade and goes😡

bc no matter how talented or gifted you are, you'll have to try harder!!

with your memory, you probably memorized all of the queen of hearts rules

but still broke them anyway

whenever he invited you to the unbirthday parties, u ate almost all of the pastries served

riddle goes 😦⁉️

Leona:

he doesn't care or like you

its like pride vs pride go bzz⚡⚡

saw through his whole scheme and solved the investigation crowley told u to do in like 3 secs

no need for help or asking the victim around

u just "👓✨ultra deduction‼️" one time and done

but they were like evidence where dumbass🤬

so the story goes just like in the game

but maybe with more braincell in ur part or not but who knows

probably called him out like lilia did

im sorry but i just imagined the reader giving leona a get well soon card. not bc he's sick but bc he should do better

you probably don't even wanna do the whole magic football game(forgive me, i forgot the name)

but ace promised to praise u if u do well so u just go "im in🤗‼️"

after overblot, he doesn't treat u any differently

maybe he won't hate u as much but yeah

creativity left the chat sorry

Azul:

honestly the whole reason I'm even writing this is bc i thought it would be interesting to see a ranpo like reader against azul so i got myself in this mess

anyways, probably knows what happened before you even saw that whole theater soap opera explanation in monstro lounge

but you're waiting for someone to ask you for help bc you're you‼️

and that's where crowley comes in shuffling

so here u are

really direct about it too when floyd and jade first approached you

some i wanna speak to ur manager typa beat

called azul out on his plan but sign the contract anyway

YOU'VE OUTSMARTED YOUR ENEMIES MANY TIMES U CAN DO THIS💪

KNOWS that the twins are gonna interfere and probably made a plan for it too

(forgot what happened so lets timeskip)

after the whole thing, azul now wants your mind and talent

give it to him. that mind. that talent. GIVE IT TO HIM

literally azul:

Kalim:

probably one of the only ones who doesn't dislike u at first

he wants to know more abt this super deduction of urs!! and ur job back in ur world and what cases have u solved!!

he thinks you're cool. really cool.

u now have kalim following u around

in exchange for snacks, u let him do whatever he wants and talks brags to him abt ur job

sunshine + sunshine

y'all talked a LOT

y'all can create a new dictionary with what you guy talked about daily

Jamil fighting for his life

u probably share ur snacks with him, only a little tho

and thats purely bc you're fond of him

short attention span gang‼️

Vil:

🤨😐😡

why are u like this.

oh he does not like how u present urself at all

GET THOSE NASTY GORILA GRIPPERS OFF THE TABLE

AND WHATS THAT YOU'RE TAKING OUT OF UR POCKET?? TRASH?!?55

AND WHAT ARE U EATING?5!5'!5 PUT. THAT. DOWN.

oh that posture of urs. OH that posture of urs

why are u whining and throwing a tantrum like a child?

hes gonna make u into epel 2.0 if you're from his dorm

he likes those moments when you're serious better

finds out you're the sharpest detective in the whole world in ur world and goes 😦⁉️

well at least you're not completely useless amirite

Idia:

ah yes

opposite attract

good with tech, not good with tech, introvert, extrovert

you're not special, he avoids u like he did with everyone else🤬‼️

ah but that super deduction of urs is really cool tho he'll give u that^^

if he can just get his hand on it and research how it work

oh no don't mind him ortho^^ !! just... thinking

u are now a rat lab? yay?

its fine he still gives u privacy too yknow

if he's not trying to catch u using super deduction on camera and hes actually going out for once...

will probably see his ass watching u like👁👁 if he sees u

u are not shy so u ask him why is he doing this

mumbled out how he just wants to see that ability of urs and smth abt him getting caught

you: 😐😶😃😆

starts going on a rant abt ur ability

um hooray for him?

Malleus:

probably figured out he's THEE malleus draconia but didn't say anything

well y'all are close

bad at tech gang💪‼️‼️

you don't know how to ride the train? too bad, child of man. he, too don't know how to ride one🤗

need help with a certain technology? well don't look at him for help

you're whining abt getting u a car or taxi to go somewhere? well he doesn't know how those things work so

he can teleport u two tho‼️

he is now ur public transportation

u invited him to a party once only to leave him there to go get snacks or whatever

poe kinnie?

but hey at least u came back and talk to him after? u brought back a mountain of snacks

u gave him one snack and thats it

watches u gobble down the mountain of snack in one go like 😦⁉️

well at least he finally got an invitation?

[zozophoenixxx]

Serotonin Booster :D 🐉

How to train your dragon edition

Here are some things I had forgotten or little details I just noticed on my rewatch, maybe even Unpopular Opinions 🤭👀

✨Race to the Edge✨

SEASON 6

I love how the twins were basically the reason Hiccup figured out that Johan was the spy

NOOO THE WAY GOTHI WENT TO TRY AND STOP STOICK FROM THROWING AWAY HER MEDICINE AND THEN GOT THROWN OFF THE CLIFF WAS SO FUNNY [ep2]

Omg that fight between Hiccup and Stoick in ep2 was crazy whenever Stoick said "I'm talking to the expert in getting duped by Trader Johan" and THEN HICCUP WAS LIKE "but I was only duped for half as long as you were. So what does that make you?"

Awww the way both Toothless and Skull-crusher were trying to get them to talk

And also Astrid being the only one that wasn't caught by the Hunters right away, she's just superior bro

I love how both of them were right - Stoick was right to not trust the merchants and Hiccup was right about Johan's plan

Toothless is actually so strong like he's not only agile and clever, I mean he just flew up to the ballista and crashed against it and destroyed it without using his Plasma Blast 😎🤩

Mala and Dagur fighting over where the Dragon Eye lenses are gonna be hidden is hilarious. Mala is so calm I love it

I got chills when Atali was like "no, Hiccup, this is my island I will defend it"

I really want to know the origin of the Wingmaidens, like where did all these women come from? How come they're still there?

I love Minden and Snotlout's relationship, the way he tried to convince her to not give up AND SHE KISSED HIM!!!

Krogan's Singetail actually cares about him

Never gonna get over Adelaide Kane voicing Mala

Also Snotlout running when the dude had the razorwhip on him LIKE HE WAS LITERALLY FLYING AND HE WAS STILL RUNNING Y'ALL HAVE TO WATCH THAT SCENE I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE IT ITS IN EP3

Generations ago Fishlegs's ancestors were dragon hunters

The Loyal Order of Ingerman - decimated the Dramillion dragons, pushing them to the brink of extinction

Grump is amazing I love him

Dramillions - have both a lava blast and a magnesium blast. Omnivores. Still being hunted.

The Hunters were founded by Ingar Ingerman

The Dramillion trying to take the manacle off his tail🥺

And when Fishlegs threw his helmet and THEN THE HAND THING 😭🥺

I love the Dramillions they're so smart they learned how to get rid of the manacles by just looking at what Meatlug and Stormfly were doing 🥺

I just realized that the twins are 19 AND I FIND THAT ABSOLUTELY CRAZY HOW CAN THEY BE THAT OLD

I really wish we knew each of their birthdays like I wanna know which one's older and which one's younger

I feel like for some reason the twins would be the oldest ones then Fishlegs then Astrid then Snotlout and lastly Hiccup. Idk I'm still iffy on this

Most Thorstons don't make it to 19

I love the twins' relationship, they love each other so much that they would rather be alone and not form part of a clan than leave each other alone and the fact that other people know this too? Plsss like the only reason Gruffnut got them back into the fake induction trials was by telling them how bad it'd be for each other to not be part of a clan.

Titanwing Zippleback HOW DO THEY KNOW ITS A TITANWING IT LOOKS THE SAME AS THE OTHER ZIPPLEBACKS

"Ughh, what's the point of winning alone? Being a Thorston means nothing without him. We are one Thorston."

I love them and also technically Ruffnut won the induction trials.

THE LAST LENSE GOSH

Love how Fishlegs cares about global warming

I'm all Snotlout, Toothless and the Triple Stryke reacting to Mala and Dagur- I'm also Mala whenever someone tickles me I'LL KILL U

UGHHH I HATE HOW SNOTLOUT MADE HICCSTRID UNCOMFY FOR HAVING A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP

Astrid overthinking 🥺😭

"How would you like your yak cooked?" JSHDHHA

bro I love how both Tuff and Toothless noticed the betrothal necklace

"So want to deliver some scrap metal?" Hiccup baby? Why are you so oblivious?

At least he asked her if she was alright in the armorwing's island 😩

No but if I was Astrid I'd be pissed too, the dude saw a dragon eye lens from far way and didn't notice her betrothal necklace? 🙂😤

No I can't that scene was too harsh to watch, I mean I loved to see Hiccup noticing something was wrong with Astrid but then the way Astrid compared their relationship to Mala and Dagur's and then threw him the betrothal necklace... And the way he caught it too I can't- 😭😞😖😭😓🤧

Seeing the twins trying to capture Mala was hilarious JAHDHDHHSHA

I love how when they're fighting Astrid's still there for him whenever he's expected to have all the answers. She ignored her anger and went over to him and grabbed his hand and that single thing was what gave him confidence in a moment of panic 🥺

"I'm with you"

"I know"

That final Hiccstrid scene in Mi Amore Wing was just too perfect, we have Hiccup grabbing Astrid's hand to bring her outside and talk to her, the sunset in the background, every little thing Hiccup told her about being there for her and loving her with everything he had and that he should've noticed the necklace right away AND THEN THAT KISS WAS JUST AMAZING❗️❗️❗️ it was passionate and sweet and Astrid was blushing and then Fishlegs was all uncomfortable and Mala was like "okaaayyyyy😏" and Dagur like "alrighhtttt👌🏼" ig the only thing I didn't like is that Astrid didn't say I love you back 😭 but it's ok cause yk she does I just wished she had said it.

Baby razorwhips love the water

Tuffnut named the baby razorwhip that bonded with Ruffnut, Wingnutt

Top scenes of Ruff Transition ep7

Tuffnut throwing up in Ruffnut's mouth and Ruffnut throwing up in Wingnutt's mouth just do that he could be fed- seeing the windmaiden's reactions is the best lmao

Hiccup trying to teach Ruffnut how to fly (with his dragon flight suit) and then Ruffnut losing balance but Hiccup helping her regain it BUT we still get overprotective Tuffnut jumping off of Toothless to try and help but all he did was make things worse HIS SCREAM WAS HILARIOUS nonono and the way Toothless tried to help BUT AGAIN MADE THINGS WORSE 😩😮‍💨😂

Ruffnut finally figuring out how to connect with Wingnutt and fighting the dragon hunters and saving Atali was so badass and then Atali riding Barf 😭🤩

Hiccstrid kiss count (approximately) : 6😘

The way he slightly and carefully touches her face to reassure her that he'll be fine

The Singetail's only predator is the Skrill

The Berserkers used to use metal daggers to lure Skrills into traps. The dragon is drawn to it due to its electrical properties

VIGGO JUST DID THE HAND THING THING WITH THE SKRILL WTF

If I could have any dragon it'd be in this order

Skrill - it's so badass and powerful

Nightfury - it's badass, powerful, pretty, strong and fast

Deadly Nadder - it's extremely fast and agile, has multiple attacks and the spikes

Dramillion - has multiple attacks and is very smart

Just realized that ep8 is called Triple Cross because 1st Johan crossed Viggo 2nd Viggo fake crossed Hiccup and 3rd Viggo and Hiccup crossed Johan and Kogan

That episode was basically jusr to show Viggo's arc and the way he changed for the better and learned to respect dragons

That's why the Singetails wouldn't leave in ep9 whenever they were trying tp free the Deathsong- their eggs! They're in that island.

I can't with Hiccup and Astrid sitting together just chilling but with Astrid feeling guilty and Hiccup assuring her that he was also at fault 😭

I love Narrator/Author Snotlout! The titles of the chapters of his book remind me of the ones from Pjo

Stoick and Skullcrusher acting as 1 and being worried about each other 🥺 I love their relationship

Also the way Stoick bats off the shots from the Singetails with his axe just like Astrid. They're both truly warriors

No but Toothless asking for a head scratch from Gobber bc he's worried abt both Hiccup and Stoick🥺

The way Toothless tried to make Hiccup feel better- I mean the man blamed himself for putting Stoick in "his deathbed" it was just so awful seeing Hiccup in that state and the way everyone was trying to make him feel better but it was ultimately Astrid who managed to get through to him😭

I love it when they put scenes of the movies

I love how Astrid always knows what to say without lying

Looks like it's you and me, then.

Always... was that corny or-

Probably. Nice, though.

The way Astrid is so natural at being a leader and putting everyone on their places 🤩

That lil moment they had in ep12 where he holds her face and thanks her for everything and I just love them too much 😭

I love how Spitelout is so happy when he's beating ass, this dude literally goes "I'm sure I've had more fun than this. But at the moment, I can't remember when"

Have I mentioned I love the Dramillions before? I love them way too much they're amazing and the sound they make is so 😩 I love it

The Dramillion is a distant cousin of the Changewing which means the Titanwing Dramillion shares the de-cloaking ability with its subspecies.

Stormfly's spine clone was literally so badass, my girl was surrounded and she finished every single dragon flyer with it. Badass move. Wish we had seen it more throughout the series

It really pissed me off that Hiccup had to choose between getting Tuff, Ruff and Snotlout out of that sinking ship when he could've been following Krogan. Like ofc it was the right decision but that wouldn't have happened if the twins and Snotlout didn't follow Gruff into the ship :/

I love how strong Barf and Belch are! They literally carried the a Titanwing Dramillion on their own.

That scene when they figured out that the Titanwing Dramillion is not the King of Dragons but instead the last piece of the puzzle to get to the King of Dragons

When the Wingmaidens got to the battle it was amazing

Also the way Dagur was so proud that the King of Dragons was a Berserker and how Ruff was so excited to see Wingnutt and Snotlout to see Minden🥺

THEY REALIZED THAT BBYS AREN'T AFFECTED BY THE KING OF DRAGONS BC OF THE BABY RAZORWHIPS

that last Hiccstrid Scene where Hiccup is worried about Astrid's safety- I mean his face 🥺🥺🥺 and she told him that his dad would be proud and that she's proud too and when she was about to leave he held her back and kissed her 😭😭

Ik I said this before but I simp for Astrid as a leader, she's just so natural at it

Also I love how the King of Dragons has ice powers instead of fire

WAIT SO IS THE EGG THAT HICCUP FINDS IN THE FINALE THAT THEY GIVE TO VALKA IS THAT THE KING OF DRAGONS THAT VALKA CARES FOR IN HTTYD2?!!

Valka being friends with the Wingmaidens sits absoluteky right with me

no but the way Toothless hesitated when Hiccup told him to leave him and get the egg

I love how all the dragons arrived to fight the dragon flyers, it was just so poetical to me, the dragons finally getting to fight the people that hurt them 🤩

I FINISHED IT AND NOW I'M SAD!!! I loved the end tho and I'm glad we got to see Shattermaster at Dagur's wedding, also Astrid's outfit change- we love that. And them leaving the edge is just so sad bro 😭but I love how we got to see some "insight" ig u could call it on HTTYD2 😭 also seeing Snotlout and Fishlegs's love for Ruffnut start forming was hilarious

[salemorbit]

Hey. I know this is weird and I just followed you (but I did look over your work, I really like your writing style!), but could I request a BNHA matchup? With any character from class 1A or 1B, preferably.

I'm genderfluid, use he/they pronouns and I like men. I hate when people call me by my name, or any name in general, nothing sits right with me and I'd just prefer being called a bitch or something, honestly.

I'm INTP, Scorpio, I'm pretty reserved and can come off as uninviting (apparently I subconsciously glare at people for no reason), but I try to be polite when talking to strangers. With my friends I'm more, hm, open? And I like bullying them a lot, calling them mean names, but affectionately. I like making people laugh and joking around (they're more threats and barks, but people find them funny) and I like helping people.

I never, ever start conversations or invite people to hang out. I may give out hints I want to, but honestly I never initiate anything so I want a person who would tolerate that, because I don't need a whiny idiot that thinks I dont like them because I dont talk to them. I know that's bad and I'm working on it, but I want people to understand that socialisation isn't something I'm even decent at.

I don't like it when people (i could end the statement right here) throw their responsibilities onto me or beg me to help them even if I said I cant or dont want to. And sometimes I get mad if a person gets hurt because of something so obviously stupid (especially if I warned them) and that's just my way of showing concern, haha.

As for my free time, it's usually taken up by cooking/baking, video games, listening to music and writing. I speak three languages fluently and am learning two more (one in school, other personally).

Sorry if this got long! Thank you in advance, have a good day.

hey dude you don't have to follow me but thank you anyway!! here u go :)

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MHA Matchup!

Based on your characteristics, I think you'd do best with......

Bakugou!

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would LOVE to call you bitch (affectionately)

you two definitely would have your own separate lives away from each other, but in a way that works ya know

most people who knew you would never guess that you and bakugou were together but surprise!

y'all just aren't so public lmao

bakugou really does appreciate your ability to be blunt with people and tell it how it is

it's one of the many things he loves abt you actually ajdlfjshs

he knew immediately that he would get along with you the first time he saw you give it to someone straight

this boy do be so smart actually and he would totally want you to teach him the languages that you already know

and he'd catch on quite fast let's be honest

the kitchen is super comfortable between you two because bakugou trusts that you know what you're doing and won't get in his way, and you do the same

mostly you'll just make meals in silence but it's where y'all bond the most

the bakusquad would definitely be surprised as to how tame bakugou gets around you, but that's just because he knows he doesn't have to worry about you

would never get mad if you got mad that he got hurt on a mission because he knows you care so much

he would appreciate the concern but then gently tell you that he'll be fine

it's a quiet and comfortable relationship, nothing too over the top, which is a good polar opposite of bakugou but i just feel he'd like you that way :)