#yall dont understand how excited for this i am

[ping-ski]

not enough people talk about "dont turn the lights off" ngl. this song + the daycare theme song have been ON LOOP for me. on loop while i draw. on loop while i do chores and cook. on loop while i work. on loop if i need to concentrate on something- no ANYTHING. it's such a comfort to me. this song has a DEATH GRIP on me. WHIMSY UNMATCHED. you don't understand how much this song fuels me to keep creating DCA content for myself ohhh my god.

"lights on" doesn't even compare for me (WHICH OFC i like the song + with the recent release of "best friend" im still giddy)

which, i feel the need to add, this song is pivotal for my motivation to write EBY (wip dca fic im working on rn). like idk i feel invincible when this song plays ig lmao.

[downtherabbitholethatisanime]

AAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL STICKERS

I am so excited!!!!

@kumashhii Yes this package is bringing me so much joy rn!!

If anyone else wants one here's the link

[loud-whistling-yes]

Having a normal one tonight boys

[daydreamdoodles]

Hey god, so last time clearly I wasn't specific enough so I'll do better this time. Please give me a sapphic/lesbian country singer who sings about that sapphic experience. I want to hear girl in the song ok

or if that's too much. Can I find a sapphic cover artist who makes country music but gay earnestly

[luciusspriggss]

not to toot my own horn

but i have figured out massive twists in many movies, shows, and books.

and i mean i figured it out immediately

people hate watching murder, she wrote with me, because a character will be introduced, and after they talk for like a minute, i KNOW they are the killer. and i. am. ALWAYS. right!!!!! i just KNOW

if something surprises me i either think, holy fucking shit that is amazing, i need to rewatch and re analyze so i can prepare for future twists!

OR what the fuck was that?

and i get a headache, rewatching, re analyzing, reading other peoples analysis to get different perspectives (i LOVE seeing how people think and connect things because i then admittedly try to steal that technique to use for future media readings. i mean when i analyze shit, i go first with my gut, THEN i start reading different interpretations and try to understand how they were made in the first place. it is FUN) and i usually am able to figure out various readings and why a piece of media must have done what they did

this finale has truly stumped me

i am at a stalemate for the first time while consuming a piece of media

which tells me i am missing something i haven't even considered yet

[skimmeh]

*shakes* ...HEY HEY HEY!!! big excited news? ...which is also purely only really big to me cos it's just a small step really

But okay ..I've been working on and planning a fanfic/fanseries for about a year. I've mentioned it before, but basically I miss running a fanseries, and the engagement and excitement between me writing the story and y'all reacting, I think that's quite possibly my favourite thing about art- BUT ANYWAY ...I'm getting carried away.

This fanfic, Haunted nowhere, I got round to finally writing it, not in order but I'm sure if you write you understand that.

I showed two of my friends and they reacted positively ...and I'm just filled with excitement to write more and share with y'all :D

...if yah got any questions about it, GIMME

I'll answer as much as I can without spoiling it

[waitinqroom]

olivia's guts spilled = so soooooo good

[soicykoo]

Music videos for all 5 tracks🥹💜 TAEHYUNGGG!!!

[envy-of-the-apple]

Lol stuck thinking about that SatoSugu Naga AU! Do you think they’d be curious to try and see reader naked? Especially since she’s completely new to them and they probably don’t see many other females their race.

(noncon touching, mentioned somno)

Omg but YES. they definitely would be. In that AU, the males of their species would be nagas (or snake men), and the females of their species would be sirens (or fish women). So either way, nakedness is pretty common in their species. Humans, obviously, are NOT that thrilled about being naked in the presence of other humanoid beings.

Eventually, Suguru gets it, and relents tugging on your pants when you slap him away for the fourth time. It's not like he couldn't pin you down and rip off your clothes to see if you're soft everywhere, but he'll be patient for now. He likes touching you in the night anyway, when your body temperature is a little lower than he likes. He tells himself he's just making sure you're still alive but he's always exploring a bit deeper than necessary.

Satoru understands, but he ignores it. He doesn't get why you're so antsy every time he touches you that's underneath the annoying barrier you wrap yourself in. You'll have to negotiate with him, let him touch the skin on your upper thigh or your waist for him to be sated. It will never be enough, he'll always want more. Sooner or later, the sparse number of your clothes will start to go missing.

In the end, to really make them see your point, you'd have to speak in their language. Scrunch your eyes and nose and hiss in the most threatening way you can. It'll work, but not in the way you want. They'll just be enamoured by how cute you are.

yall might not ever get a part two of Top of the Food chain buuuut i am thinking of making into a much longer fic and posting it on ao3.....MAYBE so dont get too excited lololol

(btw if yall are obssessed with naga!satosugu x reader like i am go read Caged by romanceisdeadbutimnot. so so good and it has smut!!!)

[sk3tch404]

Yandere Donnie Darko Hcs

A/n: I finally came around to watching Donnie Darko while I was styling my hair this morning. It was so good and omgg HIS CHARACTER!!! Love it 💜 What he voices in where he rebels against authority resonates with me in the most honest and straight up sense, it's crazy.

CW: Characterizing of psychosis without research (I am in no way claiming this is how individuals who suffer some psychosis or with schizophrenic symptoms act or feel like. This is simply a work of fiction and how I see Donnie's mental state affect the scenario), Donnie is actually very tame here except for his obvious criminal record and acts of violence, and YALL HES A MENTALLY ILL TEENAGE BOY so he's a lowkey soft okay. Y'all see him with Gretchen? So caring and passionate ugh, love him sm. <33 I try to write as close to canon as possible, but sometimes that leads to really soft yans and I kind of doubt my writing. Despite that. I like to think that not all yanderes need to be possessive killing machines in order to fit into the troupe. Everyone's got their own way of dealing with obsession, and so I think I did decently with this one lol.

Proof read a few times, so sorry for wordy/run on sentences and possible wonky grammar.

I feel like Donnie is very observant and patient with his darling. He's quite analytical for a teenage boy which leads him to take time to consider the variables that weigh within your possible relationship.

Donnie is still an awkward kid, so dont be surprised when you accidentally find him staring at you for a considerable period of time in class. In school, he doesn't approach you, seeing as the setting is already suffocating enough. He'd try to catch you after school or when you two have a little bit of privacy.

He's kinda shy and clumsy at first glance--- too talkative in his speech and self-aware of his minor fuck ups. Over time, he'll be more open to what he wants with you. Donnie might not really understand how to handle love and all of its complexities, but hell try really hard to make it work.

Yeah, y'all saw how fast he dived in for that kiss in the film?... Embarrassing, but it's true that he's quite excited to show his affection for you. He'll be "so chill with it," and he is to an extent--- not too clingy at all--- but when he's around he gives you guard dog privileges. Stays at your side and defends you from any brain rotting comments made from the guys around the neighborhood. Donnie isn't much of a fighter, but he's damn well capable of planning and executing a crime if it calls for it. One count of arson, another unaccounted for, severe property damage, and murder? Don't doubt it for one second that he won't consider further acts in the future to come.

His psychosis affects him directly when it comes to you--- as it also does with most things. He already feels so shitty with how things are going in his life, Frank voicing the many thoughts he has about you day to day stresses him further. Sometimes Donnie is scared Frank will convince him to hurt you as the countdown progresses. Despite that fear, he can't keep away from you.

This distress causes Donnie to rebel more often. As he spirals down the rabbit hole Frank keeps digging for him, the anxiety that follows with what will happen to you once the world ends lingers late at night in his bed.

Donnie's main love language is quality time. He walks with you from school and chills with you pretty much wherever. He's pretty book-smart, so he'll pitch in with your projects and homework assignments. His parents don't really seem like they care what he does most of the time, so if he's given the chance, he'll crash at your place for a few before they think he's off sleepwalking or some shit.

Donnie already knows he's slipping off the rails, placebo medication or not, Frank stays to stir the pot. He's almost scared, scared to death that you'll think he's an insane lunatic and he'll scare you off. But at the same time, why be scared if it's the truth? He has evidence, the book, and his own visions. That anxiety doesn't go away when he rambles on about the six-foot-tall bunny rabbit and how that thing has led him to the method of time travel.

You're just left there dumb founded as he stares on at you with that deadpanned look. Too late to back out now. World's ending and you don't got a boyfriend. Well, you got Donnie... and Frank's there too sometimes, but either way, you're all each other's got. You don't want to be alone do you? Donnie knows he doesn't.

He trusts you more than anyone else. Yeah he's on meds, and sure he's loony, but everyone knows that already; not that they seemed to care too much anyway. He feels like he can just exist with you around. All that pent up frustration with the looming guilt of his actions festering inside can be washed out like waves on a cold shore. Of course, it's not a cure-all, but it's damn nice compared to the bone headed friends he got and the tense dinner table back at home.

He has scratch paper in his drawers that are just filled with messy sketches of you. Not sure if he'd be the type to use sketchbooks, but he is pretty organized in his own room. Donnie just finds you so easy and beautiful to draw. Art block has nothing on this boy. He hates it when his sisters barge into his room and see any unfinished piece of you lying around. They tease him so bad about it, he wishes they'd just leave him alone.

"Ooo, is this the girl you're always wasting your time with?"

"No, gimme it. It's none of your business, and get out of my room."

"Geez, fine. Not like that's the freakiest thing you got in here anyway."

Donnie wouldn't be the extreme stalking type, but if he caught a glance of you, he wouldn't be able to look away. He'd also take into account what your daily patterns are as well as your likes and dislikes. He notices your little habits like if you constantly apply too much pressure to your mechanical pencil, making your lead break. He's always have had a passive opinion on the school uniform, but you made it look good, great even. Donnie likes it even more seeing you in street wear. He takes note on your style and even thinks of taking some inspiration from it to feel closer to you.

He's sensitive in places a teenager would be in most. He's irritable and closed off much of the time, even to you if it gets bad enough. Of course, it's not your fault usually. It only makes sense to be defensive in the case of anything he may perceive as a threat, even if that means any possibility of you breaking his heart.

Donnie may be a bit shy in his advances, but what he isn't is hesitant. He's quite bold in his thoughts and feelings. While he is afraid of your judgement in particular, he doesn't mind doing many things in front of you. Your collar is crooked, so let him just fix it up real quick. Talk about something that's got him thinking? He's letting his thoughts pour out like it's happy hour. He sees no issue in doing what he wants to, so if you're feeling unsure or nervous about something, he'll be the one to do it for you. Not many questions asked unless it's got his serious attention.

Kisses are passionate and deep. (Tbh when I first watched the movie I was like, "DAMN dont eat her face- shit.") I dont know if Donnie has had previous experience or not, but he's definitely got the enthusiasm. He tries to match your rhythm if you seem to have trouble following. Not too much tongue, but best believe he's devouring your lips like it's the last 6 hours in the universe. His hands are roaming around your body, feeling the dips and curves so cautiously because Jesus, you're just rocking his fucking world. If you tell him to slow down, he will. Donnie never wants to force you to do anything you wouldn't want to.

Words of affirmation aren't really a thing for him. If he says something to you, it was probably on his mind anyway. If you say "I love you" to him, he'd be almost stunned but wouldn't have a problem reciprocating that energy. He just felt like that connection between you two was already clear enough. No need to say it so directly. Although, it's nice. He really loves and cares for you. Would take a bullet for you--- cross his heart till he dies, all that sappy shit.

If you reject him, let's just say Frank and Donnie will be speaking more often. It pushes him off the edge. Frank isn't in Donnie's head just to do evil shit, but it's not like his presence doesn't perpetuate Donnie's behavior further. He wouldn't go on a killing spree or anything excessively violent like that. He'd be hyper-focused on the time travel aspect of his situation and become more forceful in his methods. He'd demand answers to make sense of all of it. To cope with the fact you didn't want him like how he needed you. Why didn't you like him enough? What didn't he do? Actually, what did he do? His mind feels like its on the brink of breaking as he tries to rationalize all the negativity in his life. He's already done too much, his world feels like it's collapsing in on itself before the actual day could even come. You were a majority of that world, and now it's just broken.

Donnie is so distraught and confused about his adolescent experiences, he almost doesn't know what to do. The only thing to do from then on is to focus on the countdown. Time travel, and how to fix it all. Otherwise, not only would he be left alone, but you would be too. Donnie wouldn't want that for you, not ever. Even with all the pain and frustration stowed away inside his still beating heart, he would never wish to hurt you; one of the only people on Earth who didn't suck so much as everyone else did.

[wifegideonnav]

should i read homestuck. like i feel it would be interesting so i could see what yall are talking about in regards to tlt but is homestuck actually good

"is homestuck good" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 8129 pages of heated debate,

no but seriously, it highkey depends on 1. your definition of good and 2. your tolerance for stupid bullshit. as someone who read tlt and then hs, i'd say that being a fan of the chaotic aspect of tlt is a good predictor of being able to hang in with homestuck.

readmore because this. um. got long. the tl;dr is: i like homestuck a lot and i am glad i read it. i can't tell you if you should read it bc idk your tastes, but there is a lot to like and enjoy about it.

the official pitch for homestuck is something like "4 kids play a game and then a bunch of other shit happens." here's my pitch based on what the core of the story is to me:

several groups of characters across time, space, and reality are brought together in order to succeed at creating a new universe after their own are destroyed. this takes the form of a game, which is called sburb (by the humans) and sgrub (by the trolls). the characters must contend with an eternal battle against good and evil in which they are the deciding factor, and level up while following personalized quests. at its heart, homestuck is about relationships of every sort and how they shape us, growing up and the associated grief and loss, coming into ones identity and choosing who to be, predestination and fate, and stories themselves. it gets very meta at times, and the characters are semi to fully aware that they're characters, and attempt to subvert or escape that. it's got hordes of fleshed out, compelling characters, one of which will almost certainly glom onto you for the rest of your life, real emotion, extremely funny jokes, smart and exciting plotting, and some very cool moments. it more or less invented an entire new genre/medium, and plays with medium in a very cool way.

it is also clunky, hard to get into, and way too convoluted. you will never fully understand what's happening. there are tons of characters whose stories you will follow whom you simply do not care about. there are too many characters. it was written by an edgelord in 2009 so there's some unsavory humor and character writing. it's so fucking long. the ending kinda sucks because the fandom was so toxic that hussie simply wanted it over with. the fandom still kinda sucks tbh. so many people have wrong opinions about it. it requires a very specific lens to approach and understand it. i still dont understand what happened with that fucking puppet someone explain it to me.

overall, i'd say that if you think you want to read it, give it a shot. i have a complicated relationship with it but at the end of the day, i genuinely love the story and the characters and i know they will be with me forever. it certainly enhanced my understanding of tlt, and getting to read more of tamsyn's writing was such a bonus (even though her taste in pairings is. not the same as my own). and like honestly. it's just fun. even when you're going "wait what the fuck just happened" you're having fun. it's really goddamn funny too. it WILL change the way you speak and also think about romance forever.

the best way to read it is to have an experienced reader guide you, but if you or other people don't know anyone like that, here are my basic tips:

i think most people know this already, but download the unofficial homestuck collection. just do it. it's like 4 gigs and it's infinitely better than trying to read on the broken website, and it's even ad free. it can also be modded - for instance ik there's a slur replacer mod (lmao) if you don't want to read those

act 1 sucks to read. you're like what the fuck is this, THIS is homestuck?? the beginning is radically different from how it ends up, so just hang in there. for me, it really picked up somewhere in act 3. just focus on the silly fun the characters are having and you'll be good

things you should actually try to follow in the early acts: the concept of a sylladex existing (the various fetch modi are only there for jokes and eventually just kinda stop being a thing), where all the copies of the game are, what each kid's relationship with their guardian is like, the mechanics of the game and the lore behind it, including classpects and quests

things you do not have to waste brain space on: anything about how the totems work, what the various machines are, what the levels are, basically any of the jokes that would be funny to hussie's original intended audience of software engineers and rpg gamers. oh and the intermission with the midnight crew and the felt, just know that those are guys that exist and you'll be good.

and the biggest tip i have is just. go with it. suspend your disbelief. a lot of the worldbuilding doesn't really make sense, but it would be a worse story if it did. when the time shit and ectobiology come into play, literally just go ok got it and keep going, don't think too hard.

so yeah i don't even know if any of this is useful but i hope it helps you decide. and if you or anyone else have follow up questions send em!

[chubbygrape]

I always loved Chidaruma and that was so. FUN. !!! and then I read Dai Dark out of boredom and omg this cute loser !! Anyways i started liking Damemaru then volume 5 comes and I confirm he's Chidaruma (I was the Plato of the Hayashida-verse yall dont understand the theories I had, I was insane it was insane) which WAS INTERESTING ??? Bae is back like BAE IS BACK but also he's not back so its like i have 2 baes now in 'one' <33333,33,3

Anyways this is such a dumbass way of basically saying that I have always loved Chidaruma and now i genuinely love Damemaru so much like I want the best for him - I knew people were suspecting Damemaru was Chidaruma but I thought they were reaching and then it started clicking for me on volume 5. Naturally i was ECSTATIC, but the more I think about it now.....

What is the conclusion of this(ese) character(s) ? We're ultimately are bound to lose one of them OR BOTH GOD FORBID at the end. And I am just not ready for it?

Like one way or another Damemaru is going to find out his real identity/is going to wake up to it or whatever -- Then what? Do Damemaru and Chidaruma merge? Does one take over? Either way we're definitely losing one or both - Like there's no way we are going to have Damemaru as he was or Chidaruma as he was in Drhdr , like it wouldnt make sense. Of course we have a long way until then (i assume) and Damemaru himself might change quite a lot but ah i don't know. I just can't wrap my head around the direction Hayashida will follow. (Then there's the very ominous and dark possibility of Chidaruma/Damemaru just 'dying' off somehow in the series which will sent me into a mental hospital for sure)

Whatever the case may be, despite how excited I was at the beginning, my excitement stemmed from loving Chidaruma and wanting to see him come back -- But then, What happens to Damemaru? I am not ready to lose them yall 💀 Maybe this was a mistake 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[sunnychuuya]

Sally face >:3

the cameras thar Addison installed have eyes on them on Larry's side mr Addison sus frrr /hj

me after looking up a tutorial and still being lost

How do I activate the runes on floor three raghhh

I DID KT

thank God for light bulbs existing I'm so much less scared rn

guys I don't like this ://

Sodas gonna be okay right ://

also where's uhhh I think her name is maple she's gone that's sus

HEYYY UHH SWITCHED TO LARRYS SIDE WHY ARE CHUG AND SODA ALL FADED

WAIT THAT MEANS THEIR NOT POSSED RIGHT ??

SO THEYLL BE FINE

RIGHT GYYS

oh 304 is just fucking gone on Larry's side

the mirror in Todd's bathroom where the red eyes demon appeared in chapter two is shattered

why dids Todd's parents toilet have the void

Why doesn't it let me access the full rooms I can't go into the bedrooms

I dislike that all kf the suspicious ppls houses r not able to be accessed (charley, packerton)

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GOOP ITS POSSESION GOOP I KNOW IT

Nvm I gor into packertons place

Theres nothing here tho ??

What the florp

I got it to work at the last second bruh i suck at the guitar bits

Mm circles

all the mirrors are shattered actually

did Mrs Gibson die 💀

I'm pretending to understand what's happening

FUCK THE GUITAR BITS R SO HARS

I'm definitely missing stuff :/

-GUYS NO FUCKING WAY WAS I RIGHT ABOUT ADDISONCBEING SUS ??

Addison: a young boy stands at the threshold of oblivion

Unkoen green voice: MEXMERIZED BY THE ETERNAL ABYSS

-Ph what the fyck this is creepy

-UHHHHH

SO MR ADDISON IS SUS

"SO how long have you been like this"

*slowly slides away*

what the fuck

Litterally nothing could've prepared me for this

This reminds me of fullmetal alchemist bro

Goop

ADDISON IS THE POSSESSY DUDE I thought it was The red eyed demon is the red eyed demon possibly an extension?

Im

Having trouble processing this I seriously thought Mr Addison was not actually gonna be sus.

NO WHAT THE HELL

I HATE THIS GAME

DUDE I CAN BARELY DO THE FUCKING PILLAR THINGIES

FUCK SHIT BALLS ASS

I paused the game and forgot I was doing this lmao

THIS IS SI HARD

t h e r e s m o r e

Bruh I'm gonna larry

I did IT

hey guys wtf

MURDER EVERYONE IN THE APARTMENRS ??

OKAY BUT NOT SODA AND CHUG RIGJT CUZ THEY DONT HAVE THE POSSESY GOOP

"I don't think I can do this. Please don't make me do this terrence" guys what if I just delete the game

Omori core (white room with knife)

This isn't girlypop guys

"Goal: kill"

what if I'm crying

I HAVE TO KILL TODDS PAEENRS

I HAVE TO KILL MY DAD AND LISA

NO

Why do I feel so fuckijg guilty it's a video game

SAL NO CHUG AND SODA ARE INNOCENT THEY ARWNT POSSESED

The lack of music

Like complete silence except for footsteps

Makes this so much more painful

Killing soda is what opened the floodgates of tearss

"Youknow, I may not say this enough, but I'm proud of you, sal. You've come a long eay and I know it hasn't all been easy." Fuck. This hurts.

If Larry hadn't kms lsal would've had to kill him..

"I look at you now and I'm excited about the man you arebecoming. K think youve for a bright future ahead of yoj. I reallt do"

Haha funny joke I'm sobbing hea about to fucking kill you and then (prolly) get excuted. I hate this game.

Ih fuck not Todd

ASH I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE IN THOSE APARTMENTS YOU ARE THE FUCKING WORST I HATE YOJ

ENON DIED

FUCKING HELL

ThIS IS BECAUSE THE CULT RIGHT

TBATS A FAKE

SHIT

SHIT SHIT SHIT

FUCK

The music fading out

Fuck

ASH IDC UR STILL FUCKIJG WRONG

Wair no but I know her idea won't work bc like ik sal dies

Do NIT play memories and dreams rn

ASH NO SHUT THE FUCK UP- AHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOWBTHIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU HAD THREE YEARS YOU WAITED TILL THE LAST FUCKING SECOND

hey guys what the fuck

What the genuine fuck

Like okay I knew he died from before I started the game but

This still kinda hurts ngl

Fuck

Why couldn't they just like

Be happy

STOP ISBTHAT WHY I KEEP SEEING FANARTS WITH CLOCKS THAT SAY 6 33/18 33 ON CLOCKS YALL ARW DEVIOUS

Acheivment: suffer

Re you fuckin kidding me I mean I am suffering but God damn

Wait yea that's a good point wtf happened to Larry's body

Ash jm going to allow you go try to redeem herself but it's gonna be hard

NKO U HAVE TO PLAY AS HER :(

Travis is the cult member on the inside yea?

-"Oh gizmo is still alive, thats good at least!" [He hadn't left your room since the execution. It's like he knows] guys what the fuck

maple..

Pookies j do not remember the shed code

travis is still alive at least..

YALL I JUST REALIZED THE LIL PUZZLR BOX THING FROM THE TREE HOUSE A LONG TIME AGO ?? NEVER EXPLAIJED

great fucking job ash now Larry's gone bc of you too (actuslly I don't blame her for this one bc Larry wanted it yk)

girly just casually has a c4

Went into the temple

2nite wasn't great updates since I was just talkin eith the below user lmao

@mypinterestgotbannedsoimherenow

[lomlhotchner]

❛ faking it! ❜ … aaron hotchner

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༘♡ ⋆｡˚ SUMMARY : the mission is on, act like a rich loving couple, dig some information, catch the unsub. seem easy enough right?

༘♡ ⋆｡˚ WARNINGS : high tensions 😫 mutual pining, cursing, they’re shy okay, the plot doesn’t really make sense (i tried), english isn’t my first language!

˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ HANA’S NOTES : here we goooo!!!!! thank you so much for yalls patience 😭😭 this is part two to for zipper but you don’t need to read the it to understand this! i am so sorry from the bottom of my heart if this doesnt make sense lmao i dont know what i was going for. hope yall enjoy 💗

“Remember the plan?”

You took a deep breath and nodded your head, “Yeah, go in there, bond with the rich, find the unsub, piss him off so that he’ll take the bait, and then lure him outside so that he can get his ass kicked.” you stated confidently.

Hotch raised his eyebrows at you, amused “When does the ass kicking happen?”

You shrugged your shoulders, a smirk playing on your lips, “Whenever I get the chance.”

He scoffed out a laugh, making you grin at the sound. You arrived at the elevator, sending the elevator operator a warm smile in greeting before stepping inside. He was an old man with grey hair, he had wrinkles and the most comforting smile on his face.

“Where are you two lovebirds headed?” he cheekily asked while looking at the both of you with a knowing look.

If only he knew.

Hotch smiled at Stan—the nametag says, “Dinner.”

Stan nodded his head and press the respected level before sending you a warm smile, "May I say you look stunning in that dress.”

You shyly laughed and lowered your head, but before you could thank him, Hotch’s deep voice cut you off, “Doesn’t she?” he spoke with the softest tone you have ever heard and when you look up at him, he was already looking down at you with the certain look in his eyes that anyone can decipher as fondness.

No, he’s just being in character. Don’t be delusional.

Hotch has been acting different with you since the undercover task began. Although the whole point of it was to make everything up and act, you can’t help but think that he was just showing a part of himself where no one has the privilege to know. In easier words, you think he wasn’t really acting.

So does that mean the almost kiss…. ?

Do you really want to go there?

You weren't sure.

You guys continue to stare at each other not noticing the operator’s grin. He has seen a handful of couples in this part of the job and he knows when he sees fools in love.

The elevator dinged, indicating you arrived at the respected floor. You guys broke from the little staring contest, your cheeks heating up. Sending Stan a smile before walking out of the elevator.

The venue was enchanting, to say the least. Bright elegant chandeliers hanging from the ceiling. Beautiful flower arrangements placed on the table. People in gorgeous dresses and suits and suddenly you felt underdressed compared to them. Because this isn’t actually your real lifestyle, but for them, this is just a normal Tuesday.

Hotch interrupted your thoughts by bend down so he was level with your ear, “I didn’t get the chance to say this earlier, but you look absolutely gorgeous.” he whispered before standing up to his full height.

You couldn’t even count how many times you were flustered tonight. Your body was all tingly with excitement as you looked up at him, “Thank you, honey. You don’t look too bad yourself.” you teased.

A smirk formed on his lips. You could see his Adams apple bob at how hard he swallowed and maybe it’s the lights, but you can vividly make out his rosy cheeks after your comment.

He subtly tries to hide his face in the crook of your neck, giving it a soft kiss for the extra effect. “Did you turn on your coms?” he mumbled.

Your eyes widen a little. right, you’re undercover. You move to your ear and click the device resulting in it turning on with a beep.

The audio cracks for a moment before JJ’s voice appeared, “Y/N? Hotch? Can you guys hear us?”

“Yeah, we can hear you JJ.”

“Okay, good. Any signs of the unsub?” she asked.

“No, not yet.” you answered, giving the place a once over for any suspicious acts.

“Nope.” Emily sounded through the coms. Followed by the other’s negative response of the unsub’s whereabouts.

“Alright, everyone be cautious. We know the unsub is unstable, keep an eye out for any weird behaviors.” Hotch ordered as he led you to the ballroom.

He took two champagne glasses and handed you one of them. You sent him a small as gratitude. Your hand was shaking slightly when you bought the glass to your lips.

Hotch took notice of that and rub his hand at the small of your back, “Relax.” he smiled.

You shyly nodded your head as you both moved to one of the tables. Taking a seat that Hotch has gracefully pulled out for you.

"You okay?" Hotch asked, sitting beside you.

"Yeah, kinda excited."

"Excited to catch a murderer?" he raised his eyebrows.

"That, but also this." you gestured to the ballroom you guys are in, "Everything is just so fancy, and pretty! I can't even remember the last time I actually got ready and wear a dress." you chuckled, not realizing that your hand has gravitated to the tip of Hotch's fingers, softly playing with it.

Hotch felt like he was going to melt at how adorable you are, plus the feeling of your hands on his skin? He's a goner. He has always known that you were a touchy person, having to see you hug or link your arms with the rest of the squad except him was not entirely unnoticeable. So when he gets the chance to have this pleasure, he isn’t sure what to do.

As you continued to talk about … —okay, he isn’t entirely paying attention— he has a small smile played on his lips. He just can't tear his eyes away from you. His eye move to your cheeks, your eyes, the flutter of your eyelashes. Have you always been this pretty?

"Hotch? Did you hear what I said?" you tap the inside of his palm, trying to get his attention back to whatever daydream he went.

Hotch could feel his cheeks at getting caught red handed, "Yeah, yeah, sorry just got distracted."

You almost laughed at the absurdity, "By what? Me? You play this part too good Hotch, cause I can almost believe you're in love with me." you eyes widen slightly at your word vomit, you instantly regretted what you said but Hotch surprised you by laughing along.

"Oh honey, you have no idea." he softly chuckled.

God, I hate how he can act so good.

Your eyes move to surveillance the room as a distraction and noticed something, "Okay, don't look right now but the table on our left have been staring at us for the past 5 minutes."

Hotch subtly nodded his head and glanced at the table. It was a group of men in suits staring at you guys.

You. Specifically.

Oh.

He clenched his jaw and protectively wrapped his arms around your waist. Your stomach fluttered at the sudden contact. "We should split up and dig more information. I'm going to those gentlemen, and you can scout out the ladies over there."

You cleared your throat, brushing off your bashfulness, "Yeah, that's- that's a good idea." you stood up and brush the wrinkles of your dress. "See you later, handsome." you boldly left a kiss on his cheek, softly patting his shoulder.

Hotch felt like he was in a daze as he stared at you walking away. His tongue poke his cheek, trying to fight back a smile from forming when you sneak a peek around your shoulder, send him a cheeky smile and a wink.

He composed himself before he trudged to the table, “Evening, gentleman.” he greeted, noticing how they all pretend that they weren’t staring at his date. Fake date. “How are you guys enjoying the event?”

Enjoy drooling at my date? he wanted to add.

On the other side of the room, you have to control yourself from getting overly sheepish at the compliments the girls are giving you guys.

Both of you guys.

You and Hotch. Together.

“How long have you guys been with each other?”

“You guys look so good together."

"The ring is beautiful."

"He's so fine, girl. You are so lucky,"

"Are you joking? He's lucky one. Look at her, she's gorgeous."

The compliments are making you blush, "Thank you, ladies." you smiled, glancing at Hotch absentmindedly.

They were right, he is fine.

You shook your head, remembering the real reason you are here. "So. do you guys know the host personally?"

The girl on your right, —Barbara you think, "Oh no, I just work for them. But this one," she nudged the girl beside her, "works as a personal assistant for the host's mom."

Your eyebrows rose at the new information, "Oh? The pay's probably good huh?"

She chuckled, "I don't want to say much but it is definitely better than working as an accountant. If you exclude the constant bickering between her and her son in law."

That peeked your interest, but before you can dig up more information, Barbara spoke, "Oh my god. Your husband is literally head over heels for you. He won't stop ogling you!"

All of you subconsciously turned your head at the direction she was looking at.

Your eyes meet Hotch's and low and behold, he was already looking at you. And at the sudden addition of eyes his own widened as he shy away from the attention.

The sight made you grin.

The girls giggled and moved their conversation to a different topic. But you can’t help yourself from taking a peak at Hotch again. You both made eye contact, sharing a flustered smile.

Okay. What the fuck’s that about.

Countless of thoughts running through your head. The interaction have caught Emily’s attention as you make eye contact with her. What was that? Her face wearing a shocked, questionable look, as she teasingly smirked.

You subtly shrugged your shoulders. I have no fucking clue.

If this is going on for the whole night, you dont know how much your heart can take.

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[achaotichuman]

I dont understand why you're anti Elain. Like there's nothing 4 u to anti considering we know nothing about her💀

Like all the bitch does Is bake and cook and yall hating over THAT?? damn

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT EVERYONE LOOK I GOT MY SECOND EVER HATE ANON OMG

YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM ABOUT THIS, I CANNOT BE GRINNING THIS MUCH IN PUBLIC OMGGG

Anywayyyy, so to answer your question anon. You are correct! We know very little about her, we have only seen the shit she does, and we can only make judgements based on her actions with no nuance because we don't have her POV yet.

You also don't strike me as pro Elain anon? You're taking away from her actions quite a bit. She has done plenty of things throughout the series.

What I don't like about her is her has to do with how she treats Nesta. She throws Nesta protecting and helping her, even to the point of neglecting her own self, back in her face and acts as though Nesta never actually cared about Elain herself and was only interested in making her trauma about her. Which is completely incorrect from what we see in ACOWAR and how Nesta protects Elain in ACOMAF.

I actually find Elain's selfishness very intriguing- I made a post about it here is the link.

But the thing about Elain, is SJM cannot write inherently selfish characters and have them work through that. Elain could force Lucien to eat glass and everyone would still worship the ground she walks on.

She doesn't experience consequences, all she has to do is shed a few crocodile tears and people bend over backwards to accommodate her wants.

I don't like characters with no substance, and in my opinion Elain is set up to be Rhysand 2.0

I go into more detail on this in my post.

And in any case I fully believe you, anon, are simply a teenager with too much time on their hands.

If you need a job to occupy your time, I recommend applying for a pharmacy assistant position, that was my first job. They're always happy to accept juniors, at least where I live.

And if you are somehow an adult sending these messages, I sincerely insist you get out of the house. Go out with some friends, have a few drinks, remember there are still some good things in the world. And if you can't afford that, parks are always free, and a good walk clears the mind of hate.

[ghoulette-knell]

the ghouls are sent out as a pack to basically go on a road trip. how do you think it goes?

OMGGGG SOOO CHAOTIC!! I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS YALL DONT EVEN KNOW ✨✨

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Roadtrip

Papa and the Nameless Ghouls have started their tour, which means all of them trapped in a small van for hours at a time. That means trouble.

SFW✨

TW: None ❤️

Word Count: 1,617

Copia Emeritus tiredly marched to the tour van that was holding all 8 of his tired Ghouls and Ghoulettes. He was holding a thermal mug of kid’s temp coffee, and eye bags to show he truly needed the caffeine. The one downside to touring for the ministry was dealing with his Ghouls for so long.

This would be a nightmare…

As the anti-pope approached the van, he could already see it shaking, and could hear hysterical laughter from within that could belong only to Swiss. Papa huffed, rubbed the bridge of his nose, and opened the door to the van.

"Papa!" "Hey, Papa!"

The voices belonged to Swiss and Aurora, the most energetic of the Ghouls. They just fed off of each other's energy all the time. Copia couldn't understand how the two of them either didn't get sick of each other or didn't grow physically tired from screaming, dancing, and running around all the time.

Cumulus sighed and nodded in greetings toward Copia as he sat down in the van beside of a slumbering Mountain. Mountain was the smartest of the group, as he was equipped with sound-proof headphones to block out Swiss and Aurora for the whole trip.

"Listen, Ghouls," the Papa commented, getting everyone's attention (minus Mountain, but he really didn't need to hear what was being said because he acted like an angel 24/7), "We have a long 5-hour drive. It's 4am, and frankly, I want to sleep like Mountain over here. Please, for the love of Satan, do not be loud."

Swiss and Aurora giggled while shooting little glances at one another.

"Of course, Papa. We will all behave," Cirrus, who was like the mother of the Ghouls, replied while shooting Aurora a knowing look, silently telling the youngest Ghoulette to behave, "Let's all just get some shut-eye, okay?"

Sodo elbowed Swiss in the side as the driver of the van began to move, "Only person you'll have to worry about is Swiss I assume. Everyone else here is as tired as you are, Papa. We will be quiet."

Copia exhaled and nodded while placing his travel bag on his lap. He dug out a sleeping mask and a small pillow, which he placed against the window so he could lean on it and hopefully get some shuteye, "Good to hear. Now I am going to try and sleep. Do not wake me up."

Although the anti-pope's words were law, Aurora and Swiss alike weren't very intimidated. Copia liked to appear tough and scary, but in reality, he was a sweet, thoughtful guy that no one in the ministry feared. That wasn't a sign of weakness though. Copia was highly respected by the Ghouls, Ghoulettes, and other members of the ministry, but they weren't afraid of him.

Cirrus and Sodo both shot looks towards Aurora and Swiss before joining Papa and Mountain in their slumber. That just left Cumulus, Rain, Phantom, Swiss, and Aurora that were awake.

"What do you guys wanna do?" Phantom whispered towards the remaining-awake Ghouls, "I want to jam a bit but I doubt Copia would appreciate that."

Swiss looked over at Phantom with mischief in his eyes. The younger Ghoul looked up to Swiss immensely, and Swiss knew this. He liked to capitalize on the fact that Phantom wanted to impress him so badly.

"Well, if you really want my advice on how to pass some time, Aurora and I really love pranks," Swiss cracked with a devious smile, "I'm sure you know this already."

Phantom's tail began to wag at the sound of being included in one of Swiss and Aurora's legendary pranks, "What did you have in mind?"

Cumulus cleared her throat and glared at the three other Ghouls. They couldn't see her eyes due to her mask, but they all knew she was looking at them in annoyance and disappointment.

"You all heard what Papa, Cirrus, and Sodo said. No pranks. Just let them sleep. We all have a hectic day ahead of us."

"Don't be such a buzzkill," Rain commented from beside Sodo; the fire-Ghoul's head resting on his shoulder as he drifted into sleep, "Let them do what they want. It'll be amusing, and frankly, we have a lot of driving on this tour. Let them have their fun because we are all going to have to do this over and over again."

No one anticipated Rain to be on Swiss' side. He was usually very quiet and obedient to Papa, but he knew Swiss and Aurora's pranks were harmless. The water-Ghoul was right; anything to pass the time would be appreciated.

Cumulus just huffed and turned her head away from the scheming Ghouls, "Whatever. If I find out you included me in this prank, I will not be happy."

"Don't worry, Cumulus!" Aurora giggled while playfully leaning her head onto the older Ghoulette's shoulder, "You and Cirrus won't get pranked. We know the two of yours' wrath is scarier than anything Papa or the boys could do. You're both safe."

This was true. Cirrus was probably the scariest member of the entire ministry. It took a lot to piss her off, but when she did reach that boiling point, it was ugly. Everyone involved would regret messing with her; no doubt about that.

The air-Ghoulette just huffed and shut her eyes, attempting to get some sleep, just like the rest of the members of the band. Phantom couldn't help but chuckle and turn to face Swiss and Aurora.

"What's the plan then, you two?"

Swiss chuckled lightly and motioned for the two younger Ghouls to get close so he could whisper to them, "It's kind of stupid, but it's a harmless prank which is the important part. We don't want to get our asses beaten by Papa if we wake him up."

The three Ghouls exchanged whispers and muffled laughter as they contemplated what they would do. After a few moments, they figured out their plan.

It would take incredible care to make this work. They would need to be very gentle, careful, and quiet.

Phantom's job was to make sure everyone was asleep. He would wave his clawed hands in front of the sleeping Ghouls' faces to see if they would have any reflexive response. Luckily, everyone, even Rain and Cumulus, had drifted off to sleep.

Aurora's job was to steal everyone's masks. Yes, that's right-- steal everyone's masks.

The Ghoulette skillfully padded over to the unexpecting members of her band, and with her perfectly manicured hands, began to peel the masks off her fellow Ghouls. The driver of the van snickered to himself as he watched this whole prank take place-- secretly thanking Satan that he wasn't a target.

Now, once all of the masks had been collected, it was time for Swiss' job. His job was to mismatch the masks and give them back to the wrong Ghoul...

"They're going to kill us," Aurora giggled quietly while peeling away Sodo's mask; the blond Ghoul not reacting in the slightest as his mask was removed, revealing his face.

Swiss chuckled and took the mask from Aurora and nibbled his lip in thought. The multi-Ghoul was contemplating about which mask should go to which Ghoul...

He finally decided that Sodo's mask would go to Mountain (due to the fact that Sodo had the smallest head, and Mountain had the biggest), Mountain's would go to Sodo, Cumulus' would go to Rain, Rain's would go to Cirrus, and Cirrus'... they would have to find something else to do with Cirrus' helmet.

Phantom high-fived Aurora and Swiss before settling into his own seat; a small yawn leaving his lips, "I'm going to try and get some sleep now. Thanks for including me in this little prank. It was very fun."

Swiss approvingly nodded while patting Phantom's shoulder, "Thanks for joining in. It'll be nice for Papa to take his anger out on someone besides Aurora and me for once. Who knows? Maybe you'll join our little pranks more often. You did your job very well."

Phantom swelled with pride at Swiss' compliment. He even managed to purr a little bit; his tail swishing around in happiness, "Thanks, Swiss."

Aurora purred at the sight, and as Phantom settled into his own slumber, she leaned her head on Swiss' shoulder.

"It's really sweet that you've decided to include him like this," she whispered to her best friend as Phantom began to doze off, "I can tell he really looks up to you."

Swiss chuckled, revealing his teeth from the opening in his mask as he did so, "It's nice. Phantom is a good Ghoul, and he will do a good job for the ministry. Someone's got to take him under their wing, and Sodo isn't really the type to befriend the new Ghouls. I'm more than happy to show Phantom that we aren't all antisocial jerks."

Aurora hesitantly grabbed Cirrus' helmet from under her seat, which was where Phantom had left it. She eyed Swiss expectantly; a toothy grin appearing on her perfect lips, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

"Oh, hell yes I am, Aurora," the multi-Ghoul replied while slowly removing Phantom's mask from his head; fully betraying the young Ghoul. He placed Cirrus' mask on Phantom's head, quietly stifling his giggles.

He knew Phantom would be upset, but Swiss was secretly protecting the younger Ghoul. No one would suspect he was apart of this prank if he too was pranked. Phantom would definitely have to work up to become on the same level as he and Aurora were-- they had thick enough skin and a ton of pranking experience to be able to take the punishments.

Swiss was doing Phantom a favour, and besides...

No one was immune from Aurora and Swiss' pranks...