#yap blog

[leahhyaps]

welcome to my YAPPING blog!

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my main blog is @sturniolooluvv !!! i will not being posting about the sturniolos on this blog, just me yapping about what goes to my mind! :)

this will also be reposts for my posts on my main

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[zz-zz-zz-zz-zz]

first post cuz i really reeeallyyy wanted a yap blog. i wanna yap away and just post it for literally any other crazy confused fuckers to see. current mood? just broke something and feeling so very whimsical

[duckygodyaps]

first post on the side blog!

this is a blog where i’ll occasionally yap from time to time, i’m really not sure about what, or when i will post, but i’ll just exist ig

i will be switching to tamil randomly, but i’ll post the translations as well to the best of my ability lolol

anyways that’s it, uhh.. yay

[kin-and-yap]

Oooooh yap time. Gotta love yap time. Wonderful, isn’t it?

I think a lot about a particularly vivid memory I had one time. This was the only time this happened to me, by the way… I’m Wheatley from Portal 2, and I was trying to see if I could get a memory from lucid dreaming or something. Somehow, it. It worked. Miraculously. I remember heading to a specific room in the facility, I believe some sort of break room where there was a little screen for movies, and a couple arcade machines that DEFINITELY did not work anymore, and stuff. But I also remember there was a man in there. He was in a suit, and talking to me, and I remember being VERY confused and a little uncomfortable. Particularly because this was, like, while Aperture was abandoned and ruined. Covered in plants and stuff, not a human in sight. So that must’ve been very confusing.

Thing is, I looked into it, and I think that was the G-Man! There was apparently a cut line in Portal 2 where I was supposed to mention like “oh, a guy in a suit came looking for you”. I think that actually happened in my canon! I find that actually sort of cool, in retrospect! Met a god, or at least some sort of powerful being at one point and didn’t even know it! Wild! Also just in general having that memory so vividly was great, I felt like I was in my old body again. Nothing like being an orb. Very happy about that experience, all things considered.

that actually sounds really cool to have such a vivid memory!!! I really wish I had dreams of my kin Mems TwT

thats also a pretty cool mem!! meeting Gods/powerful beings is pretty awesome!!!!!!! (not for my Charlie/Protag kin tho lol)

[bunnisreality]

"Uhm actually [character] would never do that!☝️🤓"

my tongue has been in his mouth I know him better than the author does.

[cervinae-canine]

this entire blog thesis:

[disasterlii]

tell me im yours while you're fucking me into the mattress

tell me im yours while you're kissing me with so much tongue i moan with how wet it sounds

tell me im yours while your hands grip my waist so tight that they leave bruises

tell me im yours while your teeth bite into my neck

tell me im yours while you tell me how pretty i am when i take your strap or fingers in so well

tell me im yours while i make all the broken sounds for you

tell me im yours while you blame me for how feral i make you

tell me im yours while i cum for you, so much, repeatedly

tell me im yours while i cry from all the stimulation

tell me im yours while you tell me that i can take it, bc i always do

tell me im yours while you kiss down my body, gently, softly, bc i deserve it, after being so good for you

tell me im yours while you gather me in your arms and press your lips to everywhere you can reach while i slowly catch back my breath

tell me im yours bc maybe i want to be.

[cupidsbaird]

how shifters look when they have multiple drs:

[dead-n-g0ne]

"b-but the age gap.." idc bro i am making them kiss

[beadelmare]

yall let's stop overglorifying shifting please !! i shifted a week ago and before that i thought i'd be actually freaking out over it but when i came back i was just like oh cool that happened. i genuinely just got excited that it happened but?? like it felt so normal??

shifting is a NATURAL 👏🏼 PROCESS 👏🏼 so don't act like it's this insane thing bro cause it's not🙏🏼 i literally did it by accident you don't need methods or meditation (it helps tho i will admit) or subliminals or ten gallons of waterrrrr JUST DO IT !!

[leahhyaps]

i wanna have a dick for a day

[rays-selfship-madness]

[petsemataries]

source

[aliyahshiftsx]

How I shift to my drs with ease.

*taps mic and clears throat* the president of yappermania has risen I fear.

I figured I'd talk my ish about shifting and how simple it is because what the helly??? 😩 it's not as hard as people may make it seem.

Over the years, especially on shifttok in my opinion i feel like people make it seem like the so called 'methods' are the keys to make you shift when the key isn't nessecarily that. It's can be a tool but its not a key, believe it or not the the key is actually you!!

Those guided meditations, shifting methods ARE TOOLS.

You don't have to count to 100, lay in a starfish position and review your whole script every second of the day & memorise every intricate detail to shift. In fact you don't really need to do anything if you don't want to...

I shifted to my 2nd modern aot dr a week or two ago - with no script made just a few pics in a pinterest board & shifted to my other aot dr a month ago (although both times it was for like a millesecond) it purposely happened so a win is a win!!

HOW I DID IT. . . .

Once I realised that shifting is so incredibly easy, i let go of all those methods I forced myself to do partly because I couldn't be bothered..im lazy in hopes of waking up in my dr, I now know and don't hope.

i usually shift at night so i get into bed, think about my dr and accept that im actually there. it's done. I know im going to wake up in said place (in my case it was nyc)

sometimes my thoughts get the best of me, saying "If your there why are you-" or "are you sure you can do it-" i just laugh it off because i know it isn't true. my subconscious knows im a master shifter, i dont have to keep repeating myself because a person who's mastered something doesn't question. They just know...so why am i questioning myself? there's no need to stress.

ask yourself questions like - "Why am i so good at this?" "How do i shift on every try? thats crazy. and i hardly do anything too. minimal effort." Instert Kamala Harris' laugh fr. feel free to giggle because it's too easy. You keep winning over and over again!

Wake up in your dr.

That's quite literally it. Now go serve face in your dr babes!

[batsyi]

me scripting that he can't live w/o me, feels incomplete w/o me, fell in love with me at first sight, im the one for him, he's his best when with me, im his last thought when he gts and his first when he wakes up, im the best he's ever had/will have, the thought of us breaking up physically sickens him, absolutely head over heels in love with me, and that we're cosmically intertwined, soulmates, destined/meant to be, soul bonded & endgame

[cervinae-canine]

Every few days, a miscellaneous fandom reinvents racial stereotypes and heteronormativity but it's always for their fave gay ship.