#yasss random appearance!!!!

[aropartypoison]

♣

you're my: cool nd epic bestie (also i think we've been mutuals since before i had a party poison url? so your one of the ogs 🙏 veterans discount)

how i met you: i originally followed one of your sideblogs and then i found ur main from there

why i follow you: bcuz you are cooooool and u post good stuff

your blog is: content wise very good appearance wise yasss and slay good colour choices

your url is: i like it think it fits u very well

your icon is: vampire guy <3 idk who he is but he is cool

a random fact i know about you: u have a dog called rocky and i <3 him

general opinion: cool and epic i would give you a cool rock that i found

random thought: dracula

[an-annyeoing-writer]

ahh im happy you felt the love with my message!!! honestly, you've made many of my days infinitely better because i get to read your works and get consumed by these concepts you come up with. so you really deserve all the love and recognition, i can't even explain how much joy you've given me whenever i go back to re read derision 💕 there's something about it that tickles a part of my brain that nothing else has.. i mean come on bh going through hell and naive reader is involved in his suffering but has a connection with him and genuinely wanting to help, then the tables turn and bh gets to put reader through hell and suddenly acts cold, wanting to inflict suffering on her as his revenge BUT STILL CARING ABT HERRRRR DSGJNLK why is that so hot and alluring HELPP it's dark and mysterious and obsessive but heartwarming and sweet in a twisted sick way and it's perfect and i love it, this ask doesn't even come close to expressing my love for it either but just know derision is my favorite plot ever i swear. you seriously popped off when you came up with that concept. and yes i have read (and loveee) sweet lies and unhealthy obsession! you're the master of these dark unsettling concepts dear god o_o also bh is somehow so perfect for dark plots.. it's his trojan horse outward aegyo but inner cool mature manliness sweet boy charm.. ooohhh ill be excited for that upcoming lucky one insp fic too omg!!!!???! i am SEATED. the lucky one vibe is really just too good i love it. and ily more!!!!!

Jesus 🥺 I already said it before but it means SO MUCH to hear these things, you're spoiling me for real  😭😭 I just hope you're always happy and safe and all because you're one treasure of a human being 🥺

You're so damn right about Baekhyun though, the Monster MV was literally the reason I got into KPOP to begin with, he did catch me with that vibe, he's VERY perfect for that. He's just a master of facial expressions that send shivers down your spine... I mean,

He looks like a literal alien here. Like just, both scary and somewhat soft/innocent at once???? That's just so surreal. I am DEVOURING this concept.

He can be so goddamn ominous too. Like is he even a real person???????? IDK???????????????????????????

But YASSS it won't be anytime soon since I want to finish Bloodline first before starting something more serious (and those series will be more lengthy for sure), but I'm pretty excited as well. And I mean... now that we started talking about it, I'm going to be definitely writing many more ominous Baekhyuns. I MUST.

Also below is a random snippet without a context of Demon!Baekhyun that I started writing some time ago just because I thought you might like it.

He lifted his hand and carefully rested the edge of the knife at your neck; no pressure needed for the slight prickle of pain to appear and your breath to hitch. You felt your heartbeat quicken, slowly but surely bringing your other senses alive as well – some vibrating sounds in the background, the smell of fire, dark background and soft crystal-looking light coming from above your head. Where the hell were you….? “D… don’t” you choked out with difficulty, your voice hoarse and strangled; something seemed to be stuck in your throat and you started coughing. The tension of the knife on your neck didn’t cease, but neither did it strengthen, held right at the edge of causing the littlest amount of pain without damaging the skin, as though to remind you it’s still there. “Why not?” His voice was nicer than you expected, youthful and not at all expressionless, oozing with childlike innocence. “You are dead already, love. I just want to have a feast” he informed with a pinch of arrogance. “I’m not dead” you snarled. “Hardly” he scoffed in response. The knife’s edge trailed down your neck, stopping right above your sternum and pressing into the soft issue. You coughed again and gagged on whatever was stuck in your throat. “In fact, I am the only thing keeping you from burning alive. That would not be pleasant at all, love. Don’t worry, I will be gentle with you. Gentler than the flames would be.”

[steepgan]

imagine if i dropped the first few sentences of every draft i had saved up here

[mega-moonlite]

Haikyu!! Boys At A Party

Yasss I put Kuroo, KiLl MeEe

(Kageyama’s was kinda long, I got carried away a bit)

Hinata: Don’t @ me butttt I feel like Hinata can lowkey dance just picture it. Baby is living his best life making new “friends” and dancing obvi. He isn’t very pressed about drinking (Probably got a mocktail thinking he might actually get drunk). Convinces Kenma to somehow dance with him. Eventually he finds Bokuto and they are just...being WILD. They are running around the place just clowning. He somehow gets a kiss on the cheek from a random girl (she probably thought he was CuTe~ [can’t blame her]) and then he’s just blushing up a storm. He’s like “Bokuto-san did you see THAT!” loud asf. 

All in all I give his party vibe a 10/10 would highly recommend.

Tanaka and Nishinoya: I’m doing them together because they are together the whole time. Well until the ladies appear (that’s another story, ok? ok.). You think Bo and Hinata are bad? plzzz. These two are spilling drinks, in the bump and grind conga line (with some thique chicks), and anything else you can think of. They are playing beer pong, darts, and every game you can imagine (and are being hella competitive too). Eventually some girls crowd around them in an intense ping pong match and both the dudes are just soooo excited. Tanaka leaves with a few lipstick marks on his face (and they are not the queen’s) and Noya leaves with random phone numbers (from gals) on napkins, pieces of paper, and himself. The next day when they wake up they call each other and are like “LAST NIGHT WAS AWESOMEEE!”

They showed up.

Showed out.

And left.

10/10!!!!!!!

Sugawara: Suga can rap. I am not arguing about it. I knowww he has bars bro. Suga is hella sassy once he warms up to you so after a little booze he is in a freestyle circle somewhere. This man is spitting straight FIRE. The girls hear his bars and think he’s cute so they start grinding on him and ish and he cannot take ittt. Babie is just sent for a loop. Eventually he get’s away from the girls and he talks with Asahi for a bit in the kitchen before sliding back up on the scene. He starts talking to new people and tells them about how he plays volleyball and he starts telling them about his babies. He dances some more before heading home (He got school tomorrow honey~).

And I am not mad it him for leaving periottt.

Suga was on his own vibe 10/10

Kageyama: Kageyama prepared for this. He already knew beforehand he was not the most sociable person so bbyboi was watching YouTube vids the day before on how to avoid being socially awkward at a party. He was planning on staying in the corner and doing the fake texting thing butttt the video said not to do that because everybody knows that trick. So he did the thing that came up in all the videos he had watched; Stay in a group. But the only group he could really stay with was Tsukki and Yams. He tried to put up with Tsukishima for his own sake but he couldn’t take anymore king gabs so he stormed off far way from them. Now he is alone and eventually he wanders upon the DJ set up. The DJ asks what song he should mix in with the current playing song and Kageyama gets so nervous he just blurts a random song. (The song he blurted out was an opera type song so now he’s mad at himself questioning why he said that [poor baby]). But when the DJ mixes it in and overlaps it with the heavy beat party music the shit lowkey bangs. Actually highkey because the crowd get’s so hyped up that the DJ felt the need to shout Kageyama out. Next thing he knows he’s crowd surfing and everybody is chanting his name. You can guess how the rest of his night went.

Life of the party? 10/10 baby!

I’ll probably make another part but you guys can request specific characters (only if you want to)

[iznightwing]

TUA Season 2 Spoilers

So, this is my immediate reactions to the new season of The Umbrella Academy. Please enjoy

Episode 1

They all got stuck in different parts of early 60s Dalas, TX

Threat of nucular war

"The Swedes" are our main(?) protagonists for this season it seems

Diego(1963) is in a mental asylum because he's trying to stop JFK's assassination.

Vanya(1963) has some minor amnesia

Luthor(1962) is a mobster???(idk)

Allison(1961) is married, helping with the civil rights movement

Klaus(1961) stole a guys truck and fighting with Ben

Ben(with Klaus) is still a ghosty boi(😭)

Five(1963) as to figure out how to stop the fuck apocalypse ****again**** that they ended up bringing back with them

Episode 2

Handler is alive, but she got demoted

Luthor works for Jack Ruby apparently

Luthor still hates Vanya -_-

"Dad should have left him on the moon" jsjegdidu Five's fuckin savage

Diago and Lila(new character) escape the mental hospital

Allison's husband just got arrested for "assault and battery"

Diago is still trying to get Lee Harvey Oswald

Klaus is literally treated like a Hippie Jesus but he doesn't like it

They have fottage from JFK's assassination, which isn't for another 6 days, based on the show's timeline

FUCKING REGINALD IS IN THE FOOTAGE?!?!

Luthor found where Vanya has be- OH SHIT HE HAS A GUN

Luthor doesn't realize Vanya has amnesia

He wants to apologize to her???

LUTHOR DON'T DO IT

SISSY(new character) PULLED THROUGH

2 of the 3 guys sent to kill the Hargreaves are just throwing a knife at each other while the other one cooks??

Five and Diego are going to search for Reginald

Allison's husband is getting suspicious because she almost used her power in front of him

Lesbian vibes coming from Sissy and Vanya

Five being vulnerable makes me soft

Reginald has (a) mannequin family(ies)??

Pogo!!

Reginald just fucking stabbed Diego I-

Episode 3

Klaus seriously is just Hippie Jesus

Lila saved Diego's life

Vanya run girl!

Yaasss queen! You use thos powers!

Well, Five found Vanya

Luthor is trying to find Allison

Klaus and Allison reunited!!

Handler changed her appearance??

Allison is a strong independent woman, and ain't none can tell her otherwise

Daaamn klaus and Ben just used his ghosty self to get Allison's husband out of jail

Five tries to help Vanya get her memories back

I'm fairly certain Lila has a thing for Diego

THEY MADE OUT! I WAS RIGHT

Okay, they're doing more than making out

Luthor found Allison's address and met her husband. Can you say **awkward** !

Allison ain't taking no shit my dudes

DAVE!! AAAHHH

Klaus is being the awkward gay

OH FUCK OUR IS BOY HAVING SOME PTSD

KLAUS IS TRYING TO SAVE DAVE FROM GOING TO VIETNAM!

I think Ray(Allison's husband) is mad at Allison...

Vanya and Five went find Luthor

Shit going wrong at the sit-in

Oh shit Allison just made Ray scared of her by using her power

Klaus managed to get Allison out of all the chaos

Luthor just purposely lost a fight??

Lila what the fuck are you doing??

Lila, what are those keys for??

LILA YOU FUCKING WORK FOR HANDLER?!?!

MOM?!?!?!

Episode 4

FIVE WAS THAT YOU?! I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT WAS-

I don't know how I feel about this my dudes

Vanya and Luthor bonding??

Jack Ruby just fired Luthor??

Vanya and Five just had a fight

Klaus is not the best person for moral support

"He stabbed me" "I'm surprised he waited this long, Diego. We've all had the urge" jdjdgdj savage Five back at it again

So Reginald is part of a "shadow government"??

OH FUCK DAVE NOOOO

Allison, honey, you can do better babe

Oh nooo Klaus is going back to the dunk side

Welp, Klaus' followers found him

Diego, Lila and Diego doing a sneaky

Allison and Luthor have reunited!!

More sneaky

GRACE! BUT NOT A ROBOT!

Oh nooo! Harlan come back!

HARLAN NOOO

VANYA TO THE RESCUE!!

Well, Luthor just got evicted

LETS GO LESBIANS

Well, Luthor's high on laughing gas, thanks to Eliot

Ooo fight scene to KISS niiccceee

Welp I think Diego feels betrayed

Five knows ancient Greek apparently

Episode 5

BABY POGO

Pogo was apparently sent to space

That moment you realize Reginald treated Pogo more like a son than he did his own children

Diego and Five are onto Lila

Allison and Klaus are have a heart to heart

As I stated previously, LETS GO LESBIANS

Oh nooo

Luthor, you're just going to get your feelings hurt

Told you soooooo

"Dude, that's rough" I- they literally missed the opportunity to use "that's rough buddy"

Handler, what are you planning?

Now Diego doesn't trust Vanya -_-

ALL THE SIBLINGS ARE TOGETHER YAY

The Swedes are just living their best life in this random women's home

Damit Klaus

God damit Luthor

Don't follow her damit

AAAAHHHH BENNNN

Klaus calling out all the in*est shippers

"The only thing the Umbrella Academy knows about love... is how to screw it up" I didnt need called out like this Klaus

I love some quality sibling bonding

Well that guy just went boom

I lowkey like this cover of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy"

Five figured out Lila and Handler are working together

Vanya trying to confess her love to Sissy I- baby nooo

Vany, baby, it's all gonna be okay

The swedes are down to two. Poor guys

Idk how I feel about this version of Adele's "Hello"

Klaus is confronting his followers

Allison decided to tell Ray everything

Episode 6

Allison, run baby!

Ooo how sweet!

Seriously Handler. What are you planning?

So luthor, Diego and Vanya are going to talk to Reginald

Klaus' followers won't listen to him

Allison got Ray to believe her. Yay!

Ooooh booooyyy, pooh shhhiiittt

BINGOO!

oh shit, what the hell??

Oh my god, Dave come baaaaccckkk!!!

"Unharm my wiener" oh my god

I think Luthor let rip in the elevator, lol

Reggie wants proof

And with that proof comes a mess of fruit

So, Ben can possess Klaus

Diego doooonnn't

Vulnerable Five gets me every time

Nooooo not Eliot

Sissy, it's gonna be okay baby

Oh noooo

Oh fuuucckkk

Episode 7

I have a bad feeling about this

Well that was... interesting

Klaus is being Ben's wingman and letting him possess him to talk to a girl

I don't like Carl's attitude

I knew Handler was gonna pull something

Diego just threatened an old lady because of a misunderstanding I-

Istg, I want to shoot Handler in the head again

God damnit Diego

Ben, enjoy yourself baby, but don't abuse your brother's trust

Fuck off Carl

Allison, honey, please go with Luthor

Ben, you're doing great sweetie

Diego knows that Ben is able to possess Klaus

Vanya, please don't fight with your brother

Diego, please lis- GOD DAMIT LILA

Allison, baby, its going to be okay

Sissy, what are you doing?

Backstreet boys to a fight scene. Nice

So vaccuum extensions can be a weapon

Klaus, Ben, stop fighting!

Okay, so that happened

Shiiitt

Vanya, don- SHIIIIT

Episode 8

So Vanya is the russian baby from the opening of the first season

"You've had your possession privileges revoked!" "I regret nothing!"

Oh shit, he's gonna- ope, he knows it was Handler

Diego, don't let them treat you like that man

Grace, please be careful

Grace, don't believe him

So, five is going to look for himself. Literally, not figuratively

Sissy, don't listen to him

DON'T HURT HER YOU ASSHOLES

The FBI be assholes(for legal reasons this is about the show only)

This won't end well

Lila, please. Control yourself

Five apparently doesn't trust himself(the old body version of himself)

Diego, don't fuck up

Fancy shmancy machine

Sooo, Vanya causes this apocalypse too??

Past five wants to "kill" present Five??

Brain food. Ha

Ray, just listen to your wife

Uuuuhhhh Harlan??

Episode 9

Allison, please be careful baby

"You look like Antonio Banderas with the long hair, I just thought you should know"

Common Klaus, I know you can do it baby

BEN!!

"Because I'm him, and that is exactly what I'd do if I wanted to kill me!"

"I'M THE DADDY HERE!!" Gejkzudh I'm-

743??

Carl stop it!

Sissy, POP OFF

God damnit Lila

Five. For god sakes

Oof, I felt that through the screen

"Dancing with myself" is a completely appropriate song to go with this fight scene

Ben, be careful baby. I know your dead, but still

Vanya, baby, it's gonna be okay

Ben noooooo

Shut the fuck up Carl

OH SHIT

Lila knows the- GOD DAMNIT IT WAS FIVE

Don't listen to her Lila!

Okay, so that just happened

Diego is still trying to stop the assassination

Five sent old Five through his rift to 2019

Well, Diego got duped

Reginald didn't know about the plan of the assassination??

WHAT THE FUCK?!

UUUHHH

Episode 10

Okay, so we open up with Ben's funeral

Wow Reginald

Klaus apparently convinced Ben not to go to the light?

So now they're all wanted by the FBI

Guys, please listen to Vanya

Okay, so he was scared of the light, it wasn't Klaus that got him to stay

"Anyone makes a fat joke and I'm outta here"

Oh- oh no

Harlan, baby, please listen to Vanya

Uuuuhhhhhhhh

So Diego can control the direction of more than just knives. Okay then

Hell yea baby, Vanya saves the day

WHAT THE FUCK

OH SHIT, FIVE

Nooooo

Phew that was close. Why is it always Allison that almost dies?

Don't listen to her Harlan!

Listen to them Lila!

NOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK

YASSS BITCH

Harlan, it's okay baby!

Yassss

Way to go Herb!

No Sissy, go with herrrrr

I have mixed feelings about all this

And theyre back home

Apparently Reginald is alive??

THE FUCK

[aragornswife]

AYYY RANDOM NUMBERS BUDDY, I GOTCHU!! 😂😂💖 How about 1, 3, 4, 7, 8, 12, 16, 18, 19, 22, 24, 25, 27, 29, 38, 46, 52, and 61?

YASSS, THANK YOUU💖😂 YOU’RE THE BEST! 

I wrote this last night when you sent the numbers but I needed to figure out how to put a keep reading thing because this is long af. Anyway, I had fun doing this.

If anyone is bored enough to read this, I apologize for my grammar.

1- Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

No, never, haha. It haven't even crossed my mind until now. However, I have to admit that I like to think that the world goes around me but I know well that it doesn't so I'm not a shitty person. 

3- The person you would never want to meet?

Mmm, that's a hard one. I honestly don't know. I have been thinking for a while but I can’t come up with an answers (sad noises)

4- What's your favorite word?

I was going to say two bad words, but there is another question for that so I'll answer with another word. I had a hard time deciding my favorite because my favorite words are bad words, but I’ve decided that my favorite world is random. Why? Idk.

7- What shirt are you wearing?

Aaaa, well... right now i'm only wearing underwear soo

8- What do you label yourself as?

I don't know!! My label would be as long as Daenerys' title. Maybe I'd labdl myself as lazy af person, but responsable. I'm also a VERY ambitious person

12- Favorite age you have been so far?

FIFTEEN, I STARTED THAT AGE SOO FUCKING WELL. I WENT TO DISNEY AND I SPENT MY BIRTHDAY IN MAGIC KINGDOM WITH MY FAMILY😭 And well, that year was so dope because I finally had an amazing group of friends. I moved to another city when I was 12 and it was really hard for me to adapt. The worst age I have been so far is definetely 12.

16- The last song you listened too?

Press by Cardi B. Best song ever.

18- Who would you really like to punch in the face?

The real question is who wouldn't I like to punch in the face?? Literally, any man I have ever crossed path with. Man are so annoying. There is a particular guy I met on a trip to Scotland a few years ago who started to annoy me because I said abortion should be legal in our country. It's a long story, but basically he started to be annoying af so I would like to punch him in the face. At least I got the chance to slap one of his friends who grabbed me from the back. I'm not the type of person who does this type of stuff at all but he invaded my personal space trying to start a beef. He got mad because I was ignoring them. Honestly, I never imagine I would react like that but well.

At least one of the girls punch him in the face because he was also being annoying af.

In summary, man suck.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

Mmm, idk. I would like to say my boyfriend but I don't have one *sad noises*

Maybe one of my best friends, idk. I KNOW, my bestfriend. I would make her hug me the whole day. She hates it so we never do that😔

Or maybe my sister... She takes amazing photos but she doesn't want to take photos of me. sHE CHARGED ME 3 DOLLARS ONE TIME. So I would make her my slave for a day while we are on holiday in a cute place. She would have to take photos of me the whole day.

22- Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

No, I don't have ANY talent😭 I'm such a basic girl.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

Soo, I love the basic ham and cheese sandwich, but If I only can pick one type for the rest of my life, I would go with this one: a mix of tuna, carrot and creme cheese with avocado, mushrooms and tomatoe.

WAIT, WHOLE A SECOND, ANY SANDWICH INGREDIENT?? My dumbass really slept over salmon. Let me change my stupid decision. I would pick creme cheese, salmon, avocado, spinach because I don't like arugula and mushrooms. I hope the salmon is free because otherwise I would never eat a sandwich again😔

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Let me do the math, that's a lot of money in my country, haha. Although I'm tempted to buy something, I sadly know that those $100 will double up its value within the next months.

Now I have 13000 pesos? Well, in a few months I'll probably have 15000 pesos or more [please, god, no]. So taking this into account, I would rather keep them for the future.

EDIT: I WROTE THIS LAST NIGHT WHEN THE DOLLAR WAS AT 130 PESOS AND GUESS WHAT, THE DOLLAR WENT UP TO 145 PESOS TODAY, FUCK. I hate my country, I’m moving to Europe or New Zealand, byee.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

Mmm, I don't like alcoholic beverage. This girl only drinks water and frappucinos without coffe because everything else sucks. But I'm a boss bitch so I would ask the most expensive drink ever [I did my research and it seems like the most expensive one is Macallan 64 years, so it would be that one] and I would sell them. I would be rich rich. Think smart, think like me😂

Like Cardi B once said “I make money moves”

29. What is your favorite expletive?

Bad word, right?? I've never heard of this world before so I had to do a little research.

In english, it's fuck. You can add it to everything, i love that.

Fuck >>>>> any bad word ever.

In Spanish, boludo. Aaaa, that word is amazing!! It doesn't have a translation but it's kinda like stupid.

This is google explanation because Idk how to explain it:

"This is probably the most used argentinian word. At first it was just a noun, to say to somone that he was really stupid, but now, you can use it to call your pal in a friendly way. It is used for a lot of things, and it has become a verbe: BOLUDEAR"

In my case, I use boludo when it's stupid but in a fun way, I call my friends that and more. If I want to say that because someone is an asshole in a bad way, I use pelotudo.

38. What is the color of your socks?

White

46. Are you reliable?

YESSS

52. How long could you go without talking?

My record is nothing. I love talking. I talk A LOOT so I can't do that. It's impossible for me. However, I believe that if it was for a challenge with an important cash price, I wouldn't talk for the whole week. I mean, money moves the world. My point is that I can do it but I don't like so I don't even try.

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

No. I'm an aquarius and I have never related to the things they say about that sign so I don't really "believe" in them.

[lodestarslagoon]

American Horror Story Apocalypse Live Blogging 8x02

Here we go!

Oh thank god X-men Apocalypse is over

Omg I just got the movie title thats funny they put it right before.

My god Sophie Turner’s hair is so ugly. Why can’t they add extensions for more volume? Game of Thrones Sansa too...

I NEED MADISON!!!

#TeamMadison

#TeamCoco

Oh shit the lights went out on Jail Girl! Is rubberman here?

I didn’t watch Murder House, so I hope Rubberman is just creepy and not murdery.

OH A SNAKE! GET THE EVE!

I hope her and UCLA are like Adam and Eve basically.

OMG YES EAT THE SNAKE!

Kathy Bates eat the snake YASSS!

THE STEW IS SNAKE!

OMG MALLORY MY ONE TRUE LOVE NEXT TO COCO! Madison is me, so I can’t love myself. That’s egotistical.

Lol 18 months later Andre is still bitter about the stew is stu.

I still say Jail Girl is wearing white.

OMG ANOTHER SNAKE! YASSS PLEASE JUST BE COVEN SYMBOLISM! LIKE THE PROMO POSTERS WERE!

Ew was that sex during Leslie Grossman’s name in the credits.

Commercials ugh.... Where is Madison.

Omg my dad’s phone just made an App noise and I jumped so high!

Omg yes, Vitam Vitalus snake please or Resurgence.

Kathy Bates needs to axe Jail Girl. UCLA too.

MICHAEL!!!!

Oh Look a male gray across the door from Mallory isn’t bad looking.

I wonder why all the grays are white....

Is Michael trying to makeout with Venable?

Oh she moved, what big dick energy....

What random locations to hold outposts. Where is this one?

Lol “Thats Classified”

I still wonder why Andre is there. Not like Gays are helping repopulate the world.

LOL WHAT IS THIS THE HUNGER GAMES?

TELL THEM COCO U DID PAY!

Wait why can Gay Evan Peters volunteer as tribute?

Why would I want a pill? Ugh, cannibals are weird plot device.

I was wondering if he will ask about the Grays and deteremine if they were good.

“You were 52 when Elvis took his last shit” #CocoIsLife

OH SHIT THATS RIGHT JOAN COLLINS U DID OUTLIVE THEM ALL!

Michael Langdon needs a chill pill....

I can’t handle his wig...

Lol your ability to impregnate a woman isn’t needed.

Anger and grandmother.

Lol she’s shaming him to be the perfect gay. 

Is Michael Langdon flirting with Gay Evan Peters?

I will admit if he came out as straight I zoned out and missed that remark, not trying to erase his sexuality, just still on the he’s gay train.

Subrban Gay Lunches hahaha

I hate brunch

Lol a cat charity, yay Joan Collins.

Omg yes, I love this luncheon improper dining material attire he has.

LOL He’s so relatable with his rebellion

“I like a lot of things” I bet it’s Michael.

OH GOOD We both find Michael flriting. Just a gay baiter I swear.

I mean you’re either gonna get in or die, I’d jump on it to make out with him.

Wow, what a power move.

Lol him asking if he got him just got him thrown out.

I agree with Jail Girl, this kissing between her and UCLA guy is bullshit.

She’s going to explore the world to find a safehouse?

RUBBERMAN! AHHHH Michael Langdon is all for this.

Wow I’m not even into leather and I find this hot.

Oh nvm, lick, “I’m yours.” #Done.

Oh... Joan Collins going to walk in on it.

Wait isn’t this unauthorized copulation?

Oh another commercial.

I think the biggest Horror Story this season yet is I bet that the Rubberman did NOT have lube with him while doing that....

Oh Joan Collins appears to Kathy Bates, what a snitch.

I personally thinking that Joan Collins batty old lady is dying. She said in an interview she’s playing 3 or 4 characters this season so this seems like a good time to die.

So Michael Langdon walked by, while the Rubberman’s afoot with Gay Evan Peters.

Oh, an email and such.

Like am I supposed to be scared when the Rubberman is on the ceiling, all I know about him is that he appears and sex/rapes people.

Oh god, they’re going to realize that sex is allowed, do it, then get caught and punished because of the email like the promos.

Michael Langdon confronting Venable; I love his outfit.

“Nothing would be more humiliating to a man such as yourself than to have a woman know more than him.” TELL HIM VENABLE!

“I’m just doing my best with the mess men created.”

A woman, young mother? Nevermind, I thought it was Cordelia for a moment.

LOL That no to the Mercy Killing.

Coco St. Pierre Vanderbilt <3

Venable’s last choice is COCO!?

Damn Venable hates everyone! Guess that’s what torturing for 18 months does. Although, I don’t know why.

Lol getting undressed is shame and undressed? Jeez, guess I’m not making it into the Sancutary.

Is that a hump back? A Tumor? Like I’m too biologically stupid to get Venable’s condition.

Cody Fern is doing great wonders acting as Michael Langdon.

Kathy Bates is so angry at Michael, but later she says “Hail Satan”?

Wow this whole sexual tension with Michael Langdon going on made me forget we have yet to see Madison yet for a minute.

Oh we are back.

Oh strung up and stuff. 

“In my soul I have know him always” My god, why is this necessary, can I just get to Madison.

Gay radicals of the 70s and 80s... Ryan Murphy... I’m surprised you’re not throwing your name into this.

Oh thank god Venable see’s he’s loving it.

DAMN MICHAEL LANGDON! 

Oh well at least he admits Gay Evan Peters is hot.

Awww needy </3

“My Nana” really? You were selling her out hours ago....

If this entire season is just one person being interviewed an Episode I am going to throw a fit.

Oh look, Michael used telekinesis.

“Yeah of course it was, you had three networks.”

Omg Coco’s monologue about how hard it is to be young in here. I can’t. Sexual Orientations hahaha.

“Um... we’re sitting right here.” Tell her Coco!

“Perverted Lifestyle” </3

“I am the bridge between the past and future.”

“Humanity may be in a sorry state, but it deserves better than you.”

Oh Joan Collin’s ring is NICE!

“Well, it’s a good thing you convinced me to save your Nana.” #TellHimCoco

UCLA BOY NO! Ugh I thought Jail Girl would cave in first.

Oh Rubberman.

Ugh commercial.

Maybe Madison’s the Rubberman.

At this rate I’m just praying Madison’s been involved as The Rubberman. Anything to get her into the show.

Oh and another commercial...

Awww Gay Evan Peters looks so sad </3

STEVIE NICKS! 

RUBBERMAN!

OMG THE COVEN IS COMING!

I hope that’s Stevie at least. It sounds like her.

How alluring, to just come and follow me.

Rubberman has transmutation?

Ew is Rubberman killing Joan Collins?

Oh okay no. They’re just going to engage in the sex again.

Oh UCLA and Jail Girl got caught finally.

Oh Gay Evan Peter’s is getting rough.

I wonder how Emma Roberts feels about this acting.

Oh snap!!!! Conciliium. 

I wonder what Joan Collins was thinking in their world as Evan Peters was being all sexy talk and such before he killed her.

This cane dong dong that Venable does is such a powermove. It’s kind of cool.

OH SNAP he shot Kathy Bates!

Oh she’s fine. 

OMG SHE’S A ROBOT!

Oh we get a new episode trailer this week?

Unless she’s like an alien from season 2? I have no idea. I just am noticiting it’s 10:57 p.m. EST and no fucking Madison Montgomery despite the fact that she’s in the starring cast opening trailers....

All Hallows Eve?

Mallory demanding to be freed?!

Oh I saw the witches walking through the fog.

I’m still confused why Kathy Bates is a robot.

Oh well.... No Madison. No care. Good episode, the writing and acting were nice. I wonder which episode Evan Peters will direct.

[thecoppercow]

I mean whatever your views on Israel or Israel-Palestine this is fucking weird, and he keeps doing it.

He made a Holocaust memorial speech and refused to say ‘jew’ or ‘jewish victims’.

He (reluctantly) turned up to an event about Israel and refused to acknowledge the country or the word (and I know the usual cunts on tumblr are going to go yasss at this, pretend like this was a good thing, but you’re literally in bed with neonazis on this so). Even normal Palestinian activists acknowledge that the place, you know, exists. It’s only genocidal fuckers who think it should be totally erased

He couldn’t find time to attend Yad Vashem, the holocaust memorial, when asked, or even time to talk about working with the community leaders but went out of his way (on the same damn day) to say he’d work with Putin and his cronies, after an attack had occurred. He prioritised that himself, unprompted. It’s a bit of a non-sequitur, but it’s an interesting comparison. Jewish community leaders, always too busy, in 3 years. All manner of cranks and thugs, including MEND and various Assadists and Putinists = fine.

He pretended he was busy to get out of attending a memorial day event for jewish labour groups... but then attended some random party at the same conference.

Whenever he’s asked to condemn antisemitism he never does so directly but goes to his favourite phrase ‘and all other forms of racism’. He doesn’t like to talk about jewish people as an oppressed class at all.

He refused to ever give an interview to any jewish newspaper for 40 years, (until this latest antisemitism scandal started affecting his polls and he began panicking), but found time to appear on RT and Press TV, nodding along to Eichmann apologism and people who said that Israel should be ‘cleansed’.

 I know people are bored of me banging on about this but he did this so many more times, he actually hates jewish people, and I know when I say that the only other two groups famous for doing this non-recognition tactic are neonazis who hate jews and Hamas who are determined to kill all jews, people think I’m exaggerating, but it’s true.

Criticism of Israel isn’t inherently anti-semitic, sure..But Corbyn just hates talking about jewish people and a majority jewish state at all. It isn’t anti-zionism. It stems from antisemitism.

[persephones-progress]

Random Ranting Vernacular observation no. 378#

Its strange…that for a ‘man’ the more you ‘fuck’ the more status you gain, whilst as a ‘woman’ the more you ‘fuck’ the more you loose status.

its been talked about sure, but lets talk about it more. Specifically surrounding the launguage and behaviors surrounding these notions that we somehow all adopted through a mix of media and our favorite conditioning! Societal.

For men we say they’ve gained another notch in their belt, T Swift nods to the phrasing in song, and hundreds of femmes have ascribed to being a tally mark on a guys internal journal or external in some cases. They want to collect us and use a series of labels to minimize us, to neatly file us away, “goth girl” “PAWG” “Ebony” “Latina” “Trans” the list goes on, and the really socially in-adept guys go so far as to thinking that future exploits want to hear about their journal, that seeing the list will heighten them in our eyes, when usually it does the exact opposite and it begs the question “Why am I on a date with this guy?” Or worse “Why am i f*ing this guy right now?”

Dont get me wrong women have list too and are guilty of the same things and have found a sort sexual power in doing the same exact thing but to stay on topic, and relating specifically to my personal experience, the list often leads to shame, through terminology like “sloppy seconds” or the now reclaimed but not yet reclaimed word “whore” we get taught that the more we have sex the more we give away, even though physically we collect more weight in bodily fluids surely.

For me I think this notion of loosing a part of myself has manifested in the desire to make things “new” theres this internal subconscious notion that my cleanliness of appearance, my politeness, my feign at reversion to a time when I had virginity. Its even clear in the things I say during sex, when its good anyway “Oh it hurts” “oh its been such a long time” “oh i cant believe this” “oh my god youre f*ing me”

Try as I might to change this ongoing narrative and reclaim my sexuality through Megan Fox GIFS, subverting biker chick aesthetics, and reminding myself in the words of shakira “Lucky that my lips not only mumble They spill kisses like a fountain Lucky that my breasts are small and humble So you don't confuse them with mountains Lucky I have strong legs like my mother To run for cover when I need itAnd these two eyes that for no otherThe day you leave, will cry a river” I still for a long time struggled and still struggle with this notion that I “gave up” parts of myself because another thing that happens especially if we are close to the men and women in our family in our social groups is often times a man will get a ‘Pat on the back’ for ‘getting the girl’ and a women will often be completly shunned from family/community, of course this narrative is changed a lot from the days of the crucible and yet it still exist, we try to tell girls nowadays “Yasss queen, get that D” and use titles such as “man eater” but to me this just creates the very things we despise in men and places it in the body of a women, this aversion and coldness to something I actually truly believe to be sacred in nature.

I also want to get a little bit Freudian for a moment, I truly think that men compare their exploits to that of thier fathers or brothers, its a sort of game in which status is achieved through having many exploits and then finally bringing home a worthy version of femininity that fits neatly into the family and it goes further in that the women of that family often perpetuate that ideal as well. Whereas for women we tie our sexuality to that of our mothers, our grandmothers, we think of the traumas they experienced, the stories of men who couldn’t be everything they needed, a reminder of how men will always fall short IF and its a rare if we are lucky we have fathers and grandfathers who show example of how a man can be supportive/loving.When I speak of these things I speak of masculine energy creating room for feminine energy to thrive within. Not just serve within, not even exist within, but to THRIVE within.

Its rare so rare, and its why women in society get to a point in their relationships, marriages, their motherhood even where we just feel depleted. Because while we may exist in a role that crowns us a “good girl” or a “good mother” or a “good wife” we have a very very wild side that doesnt want to be good, or even bad but wants to simply be free, a part that wants to explore and be curious for the paths overgrown with weeds, for the valleys unexplored, for the depths of seas yet swam in. Were reminding one another to do this, i see this in literature, in film and in the few close relationships Ive been blessed with my strong wonderful fellow women.

Despite all the pain and years of guilt it feels like im finally in a place of feeling like I never gave anything away and in a way never took anything either, the power I have is that I know for a dead fact that all of those ‘exploits’ have me in their file box listed by my exact name, and if they tried to categorize under anything else, they soon will have to go back and relabel because my name will be remembered, and I totally get it even more now when I look back on when I read that poem from Lana about love making being a legacy.

Each and every time no matter how carnal it was I was in many ways surrendering to an act of giving love, no matter how empty their eyes were, or how full their mind was of a false sense of sexuality, or how bad or amazingly good they were I was.giving.an.act.of.love. And surely there is a claim to power in that in and of itself.

[adiamondsrae]

✨🖤🤩✨ LOOK it’s my EX HUBBY FREDDY lol (I always joke to my real life Hubby how Freddy was my Husband originally lol 😆 I hope he don’t haunt my Husbands dreams for some get back lol 😅🖤✨) ✨✨ ME 💅🏽💁🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️ but also my Husband...one day we were hanging out in L.A. when I used to live in L.A. and my boyfriend now Hubby and I were hanging out at the Redondo Beach Pier 🏖 and I was walking ahead looking at stuff and this random guy looked like he was gonna say somethin flirty to me and Cole suddenly appears right in back of me...it was like Jaws and a little Guppy...I felt that tension rather quickly lol the dude just looked down and left LOL✨🤣🤣🤣 🤷🏽‍♀️💁🏽‍♀️😝🥰✨✨ ✨✨ I love weird other worldly art 🌎 gives me Alice and Wonderland vibes ✨🤩✨ ✨✨MEeee in two weeks from now ✨🙋🏽‍♀️ 🩸 🤷🏽‍♀️✨da worst !!! ✨✨Bacon mashed potato cake thooo...dats just not appetizing to me lol 😂 ✨💯✨ Instructions not included lol 😆 it’s ok we all figure it out as we go. Life doesn’t have be perfect just fulfilling ! #CrowTotem #CrowAnimalSpirit YASSS GOALS ✨🖤✨ ✨🖤✨ Definitely me right now currently in my life...I ain’t proving a fuckin THING to nobody... you feel how ya feel and you think how ya want to when it comes to me...and everyone deserves this level of peace of mind ✨💯✨I love me and like Mandalorian says THIS IS THE WAY ✨🖤✨ The Ferngully reference THOO the realest most magical Global Warming Classic animated film I HAVE EVER SEEN !!! Left it’s mark on my heartstrings ✨🖤✨ ✨🖤🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️🙋🏽‍♀️ A gift and a whole ass curse but more of a gift 🎁 if I learn to keep my boundaries and not set myself up for a trap 🪤 It’s great to see the light/good and beauty in people but also see respect and honor their truth...if they are toxic accept that truth and keep moving forward without them...you can still have someone who’s actually good but HELLA toxic for you ✨💯✨ LEAVE THEM BE!! https://www.instagram.com/p/COcYRq_lVJx/?igshid=b8d52f2ca5yr

[princessyonaishere]

RE: THAT image of Yona finding Hak while Ayame is tending to his wounds

Guys, chilllllllll

Kusanagi knows what she’s doing, she’s trying to get us all riled up (and she succeeded)

AnY is not a typical shoujo manga, but it is a shoujo after all. It wouldn’t be Yona without Kusanagi throwing curveballs, trolling and prolonging their “feelings” talk for as long as she can. 

The fact that that was the last image in the chapter is not surprising at all. It keeps us in suspense. It keeps us guessing, gets us talking. 

For those who think Hak is somehow going to take Ayame into his arms and tell Yona to fuck off... chill lol 

We’ve seen Hak in the presence of women many times throughout the manga, and he’s never strayed once. His devotion to Yona runs that deep. He’s tried to tell himself it’s only because he’s protective of her as a friend and bodyguard. HE’S IN LOVE WITH HER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. He knows it, I know it, you know it, we ALL (except Yona) KNOW IT. 

One could argue that Ayame is from his tribe, Ayame is an old friend, etc etc etc 

Remember when Hak left the Wind tribe and renounced his title of General? If Hak was ever meant to stay with the Wind tribe Kusanagi could have just had him leave the group once Yona gathered the Four Dragons. He could have returned any time he ran into Han-Dae, Tae-Woo, Mundok etc etc and that’d be the end of that. 

Hak is willingly going along with Yona on her journey. Their journey is not over, the sword and shield still haven’t appeared, we still haven’t learned the FULL story behind Hiryuu, Il, Yuhon, etc etc 

Hak has tried to tell Yona about his feelings, tried to tell her that it’s not what she thinks when she finds out he was at a brothel 

AT MOST, Yona will overhear a conversation between Ayame and Hak that leads her to believe Hak is unhappy or wants to stay (which is a thought I’ve been reading around here on Tumblr)

Ayame MIGHT have a crush on Hak, ok cool whatever I do too. NBD. 

If I have to suffer through a romantic rival trope again and read it with my own two eyes I swear... (also me: yasss gimme dat angst) We may as well buckle our seatbelts (look how long it took us to get a kiss)

Ayame has only been seen once before, when Hak and Yona first visit the Wind Tribe after the Soo-won incident, and she literally appears in one panel (I think it was just random on Kusanagi’s part and then she decided to make her a secondary character)

EVEN IF this is another love rival situation, I don’t forsee it lasting very long and the only outcome will be pushing either Yona or Hak (or both) to confess. 

Let’s be honest, Yona might make a comment like “she’s very pretty. are those the kinds of girls you like Hak?” 

and Hak will get exasperated and freeze (yet again) and not tell her he loves her, that SHE is the kind of GIRL he likes. 

These two are going to kill me I swear. 

[his-winter-rose]

if you want to answer them, i challenge you to answer all the "20 questions" :p

*cracks knuckles* aight challenge accepted!

1- he’s 41

2- i’m 17

3- since he’s conducting a class half the time he has a loud-ish voice but speaks real quietly sometimes

4-  yasss he teaches me this year and has taught me for 4/5 of my high school years

5- yeahhhh kinda got fluffy hair its so cuuuute i’m all like i wanna touch iiiiit haha

6- well, he has his moments of both emotional but then cold, guess it depends on the day he’s having

7- errr well judging from his class sizes (i’m in a class of 7 this year and thats the same amount as 2 years ago), i don’t think people like taking the subject he teaches but i think he is quite popular

8- why i fell in love with him? looks and personality. Now to me looks were just a bonus because i don’t judge people by their appearance but there is no denying how hot he is like dayum XD but his personality, as crazy as it sounds, reminds me of myself. it has so many different aspects to it and it just makes him so unique to me and it amazes me to think that while i notice all the small details, no one or at least hardly any people would pick up on all the small extra things he says/does. And his eyes... I couldn’t help but fall for those sparkling blue eyes that take my breath away..

9- nooo sadly i don’t know his favourite colour but i’m betting its blue. i’ve teased him before saying it’s pink though and he went along with it, that was hilarious

10- music he likes? pfft as far as i know, it ranges quite a bit from all the songs he randomly ALWAYS hums during lessons

11- oh shit yeah J knows how i feel for him, i told him almost 4 years ago and i know he thinks about it sometimes and at first he went really distant from me and such (mind you i didn’t have a class with him that year) then when i was back in his class we grew closer again.

12- yeahhh you could say we have a kind of friendship i mean we always banter and fake argue and such. Also teasing eachother lightheartedly and making sarcastic comments to eachother. it’s so great

13- yup j has 3 chickens and a cat- we had this discussion last year

14- yupppp he’s... married :(((((

15- 2 kids :/

16- tall or short? well i’m short as fuck so basically anyone is taller than me haha but im 5′3 and when i stand next to him, my head is just above his shoulders so i suppose he isn’t much taller?

17- yahhh we have so many random conversations! ranging from dreams to where we live (don’t ask me why or how i did say random!) contemplations to what type of dog breed is the cutest, and so many others

18- does he have a nickname for me? not officially but he’s called me a variety of different things like his ‘little elf’, ‘the geography expert’, ‘’the diligence student’ and a few others :)

19- pfft i swear sometimes ‘teasing L’ is his main priority sometimes like i could do something ‘wrong’ as in not actually, and he’ll make a big deal about it and go on about it so i naturally retaliate and alas banters are born. it’s vice versa too sometimes i tease him about stuff and he goes to defend himself with a smartass comeback for me and more banters occur. i love it

20- yes all my friends know and annoyingly most of the school, teachers included, know like i never told many people apart from friends and i was extremely careful but somehow every fuckin person found out apparently. but i don’t care, its my final year so everyone can put up with it. 

Whew! there you go anon, all 20 questions answered, and all before i have to leave for school! 

[thotyssey]

It makes sense that there’s a “Job” in her name, cuz this queen is Working! Currently a digital darling, reality TV starlet and video vixen, the Minneapolis-born burlesque clown gogo queen Glow Job can’t wait to get back to a real life stage… but until then, let’s get on point with this rising drag star.

Thotyssey: Yo, Glow! How is quarantine treating you on this beautiful day?

Glow Job: Hi! It really is a nice day out. At least we got that going for us! But, you know… Quarantine Life. Just when you think you’ve got some rhythm, things change up. I’ve somehow got a lot on my plate, all of a sudden!

Yes, I noticed! How are you liking the strange new world of digital drag?

At first I was really reluctant–mostly because I didn’t want to come across as sad or desperate, even though in the beginning I was. But after realizing there was a way to get in this space beyond just doing a number in my living room–and started thinking outside the box–I started getting into it. That’s not shade. I just saw everyone flood the market, and it was overwhelming. I definitely wasn’t “crushing quarantine” the way I saw others do, and wasn’t feeling inspired either. But the Met Gala got the juices flowing again, and then I just started to create. I did the online challenges, and had some real fun.

And now with Black Live Matter taking the forefront, I really have the time and energy to put my drag to good use and be a part of that movement, too. So, being a part of that and making my drag mean something more: from raising money in Zoom parties, to taking some leadership with online communities, to being out on the protest lines, to producing my own parties. Again, I feel like I have a place in this new world.

[Photo: SidewalkKilla]

Indeed you do! I’ve also been enjoying a lot of the pre-recorded pieces many of the queens have been putting out there, including your clip for the Grace Jones showcase you were part of, where you performed “I’ve Seen That Face Before.” It was really polished, stylized and fun. But it must have been a huge effort putting that together, and shooting with limited access to resources in quarantine.

Well, my style is basically “I have an idea, and I’m gonna wait until the very last minute to do it all.” Seems to work for me! So for that number I figured out the storyline, sort of made a quick shotlist, got into drag and filmed and edited it all in one day, all by myself. I almost forgot I have a background in video editing, and I never had really used it in my drag before. So it was fun to incorporate that skill. But yeah, tripods and ring lights are my new best friends. Also, I already happened to have an accordion from the time five years ago when I thought I’d try to learn that! I have a lot of random stuff in my apartment that sees the light of day eventually.

Werq, Prop Queen! Actually between that clip and your role in Bright Light Light Bright’s music video for “This Was My House,” you are a veritable video vixen of the modern era. 

That shoot was super fun! I love Rod and Bright Light Bright Lights music! I’ve been a fan for a while, and was kind of in awe and starstruck when he started DJing my Retro Factory parties. So I was honored to be in his music video, but also because it is exactly the message I want to spread with my drag. And it’s catchy as hell! We shot that all in one day, and just every hour went to a different location. It was a little party. It’s a little surreal to see it now, ’cause it was shot right before lockdown.

It’s a great video! And I see that you appeared in the third episode of a Bravo reality show, Camp Getaway! I’m not familiar with that yet; what’s it about, and how did you get involved?

It’s a show that basically follows a group of camp counselors–or social coordinators–at this camp in Kent, Connecticut which gets turned into an adult campground each weekend. I’m friends with Glen North, who is one of the featured counselors. He is the only queer cast member, and actually was integral in getting me and another drag queen, Sol, there for their LGBTQ weekend.

That particular weekend was especially cool, and for me personally it came right on the heels of me ending my marriage. You don’t get to see much of my story (and there were so many stories shared from other people that day too, like one guest who decided to live her life as a trans woman thereafter), but it was cool to be in the show and get featured regardless. There was even a contest with Carson Kressley judging… and I won’t give any spoilers, but let’s just say he gave me a real boost of confidence in the choices I was making in life.

I see that you’re a Minneapolis native, and and I’m  guessing that growing up queer and Asian in that predominantly white, hetero-normative city was tough on you.

More than ever right now, I’m seeing how desperate I was trying to fit into a white supremacist normative that I was never going to fit into. All my friends were white. I’m actually half-white, but definitely look Asian. There was no way around that, no matter how much Abercrombie cologne I’d spray on. I think I suppressed so much of who I am, including being gay, that I didn’t truly explore those parts of myself. It wasn’t “tough” because I ignored it, and laughed off any micro-racism or homophobia I felt or saw.

So I overcompensated. I got everyone to like me; I became all the things in high school. But it wasn’t until I was in New York for college that I came out. And it was here, after college, that I started hanging with non-white people. It wasn’t until the last few years that I started exploring drag and gender expression. And it wasn’t really until this past month that I started breaking down how much I was subscribing to a system that wasn’t designed for a small, Asian, non-binary queerdo–and how I was then contributing to that culture. So fucked up. And it’s been tough hearing how silent it is now from my MN peers.

It must be very surreal and upsetting for you to see how things have unfolded in Minneapolis.

Seeing how people are reacting is making it super clear that it isn’t a surprise that that stuff is happening there. So many people just live, acting like it isn’t their problem. It’s super upsetting. I have a couple friends who have really stood up as allies though, and I know a couple are looking to me for guidance and support. So I try to offer that now, at the least.

[Photo: Fwee Carter]

[Photo: Bronson Farr]

[Photos: Fwee Carter and Bronson Farr]

You said you didn’t create Glow Job until recently… what were the exact circumstances of how she got born?

The first time I took my drag to the streets was the Women’s March in DC. It was incredibly powerful showing up in the biggest, loudest, queerest way I could imagine. Then the first time “Glow Job” was fully realized was when I did my first show put on at Bar 9 for an amateur showcase, featuring drag queens and comedians from the NYC gay dodgeball league Big Apple Dodgeball. There were, like, seven of us that wanted to do drag, and Jose Paz / Miss Ogeny just decided to create her own show from scratch. Since then that group has expanded, and I had been going back every so often to perform.

But truly, my drag came from the realization that drag can be whatever I want it to be, and it combines many of the things I am already good at! And now it incorporates my love of circus, gogo-ing, pole dance, painting, photography, video editing, costume design, set design, etc. I have a background in ceramics, so that’s gotta be incorporated next somehow too!

I’m actually just super excited about my drag right now, and where it’s going, and how it’s finding new life (especially when I thought Glow had died this March once Covid hit), so I hope it doesn’t sound like I’m bragging! I just love it so much!

[Photos: Fwee Carter]

 Brag away, it’s well-deserved! How did you come up with that four-“pronged,” butterfly-shaped signature lip that you often have? It’s striking! The only other queen I’ve seen sport something like that is Sandy Devastation.

Love Sandy! Madame Viv once told me I looked like her… just less devastating, lol! I dunno, I just didn’t like how painting my regular lips looked. And I wasn’t looking pretty like I had hoped when I started, so I definitely veered into a more clown aesthetic. I was sort of doing clown work, so it came from that… and it just stuck. It was one of the first decisions I made [for Glow’s look], and the only real original signature aspect I kept. I love them, too; they go well with the name.

You’ve done Viv’s “Hot Mess” drag competition at House of Yes a bunch of times. Do you consider yourself a Brooklyn girl?

House Of Yes is a bit of a home base for me. I had been working the line entertaining people as they waited to get in, and also gave the consent speech for them in my own way. I also did set design, and ushered for them, too. My style, I suppose, is more Brooklyn Drag? Or maybe it’s Sunnyside, Queens drag!

But I’m kind of all over, and doing my own thing. I’m the resident burlesque drag queen with Siren Pack; we performed at Madame X in the Village. I hosted [the party] Ultramaroon at Blue Midtown. And I recently got in Susanne Bartsch’s crew!

[Photo: Chris Sorensen]

Your last digital show with the POC Drag Art Collective (headed by Thee Suburbia) was that Grace Jones tribute, but now when you all return to our screens for a new show on Wednesday, June 24th (on Zoom, with proceeds going towards the Black Trans Protesters Emergency Fund) it’ll be the Solange songbook that gets the star treatment! What an interesting choice! Do you have an idea what you’ll be doing for that?

I have an idea… but knowing me, it could end up being anything. It’s gonna be meaningful, though! Know that!

Then on Thursday the 25th, you’ll be livestreaming all the body-ody as a digital gogo boy for Michael Block and Haireola Grande’s Zoom  party, Elation!

Yasss! Love that! It’ll be super fun, turning a look and giving some energy and moves. Being a professional hype-person is my most natural state. And it’s for a good cause. So yes, very happy to be in this show.

As far as the Bartschland crew goes, you were just part of her BLM fundraiser that earned a whopping $32,000 in donations. And now comes “Pride On Top of the World” on Sunday the 28th, once more care of Zoom! Several Drag Race faves will be in virtual attendance including Latrice Royale, Laganja Estranja, Scarlet Envy and Aquaria. And of course, the large cast of beautiful Bartschies! 

I’m so excited! I’ve been going to Susanne Bartsch parties forever, and always just showed up in typical club kid fashion. She’s nightlife royalty. I can’t wait to be in this one, too! I gotta figure out my look; I feel like nothing is too big with On Top!

Anything else coming up for you?

I’ll be out protesting again on Juneteenth, but on the 20th after more protesting some of us are gonna put up an outdoor show in front of the Barclays at 7pm. And then I’ll be on the front lines again in drag the following weekend with the Bushwig crew, starting at 5:30 in Maria Hernandez Park.

Fight the good fight! So, to end on a light note: whose team are you on for All-Stars 5?

Shea Couleé is perfection! But Jujubee cracks my shit up!

Thank you, Glow!

[Photo: Kenny Rodriguez]

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On Point With: Glow Job It makes sense that there's a "Job" in her name, cuz this queen is Working! Currently a digital darling, reality TV starlet and video vixen, the Minneapolis-born burlesque clown gogo queen Glow Job can't wait to get back to a real life stage...

[snowbryneich]

apirateslifeforme123 replied to your post: anneapocalypse: A good rule of thumb for tagging...

Yasss!!!! I get so aggravated when random fics pop up in my AO3 feeds that actually have nothing to do with my ship but it’s mentioned briefly in one chapter so there it stays for all 38 chapters….

apirateslifeforme123 replied to your post: anneapocalypse: A good rule of thumb for tagging...

And i get my hopes up for a new fic but nooooope ��

Yes bah - especially as all the ships I like don’t have that much fic so you think ooh new fic - then no. I swear there are fics tagged James/Elizabeth that she’s not even in because they were engaged previously. One of the other fandom’s I’m in people tag a ship because the fic is about their kids. Like obviously their relationship exists because the kid exists. Like if I wrote a million word Ramses/Nefret fic but tagged it Amelia/Emerson because Ramses exists even though they barely appear. Just stop it. Argh. Like I would never tag anything w*ll / elizabeth w*llabeth - even though i sometimes touch on it (mostly briefly). people searching for that tag don’t want my fic you know. 

[alltoorosalie]

@saltyhuman

1st rule: Tag 9 people you would like to know better. 2nd rule: Copy this and bold the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE: I am 5′7 or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo (i dont but i would like a small once later in my life) I have at least one piercing (does earrings count??) I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair (kinda but i want them shorter in the near future) My abs are at least somewhat defined (hell nah) I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY: I love meeting new people (sometimes but i mean im VERY introvert like i DONT KNOW how to act with new people when im alone) (even online) People tell me that I’m funny (eh sometimes idk im my humor is based on stupid stuff that dont make any sense) Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me (YES!!! im ALWAYS open to talk about anything!!!)

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges (not all the time but yeah kinda if im not too tired)

I’m playfully rude with people I know well  (HECK yeah mostly with my friends but sometimes i feel bad about it :/ )

There is something I would change about my personality (yup like being less selfish sometimes)

ABILTY: I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 pushups without stopping (FUCK NO AHAH) I’m a fast runner I can draw well (happens once or twice a year when i least expect it) I have a good memory (depends of the things) I’m good at doing math in my head (fuck to the no again) I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute (if i concentrate) I have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling (i think???? if i did theyre not strong) I know how to cook at least three meals from scratch I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES: I enjoy playing sports I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week (80s songs mostly) I work out at least once a week I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month (art project)

I enjoy writing Fandoms are my #1 passion (One of my passions, yes, but not the number one) I have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES: I have had my first kiss I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting (like one with like 8 episodes or something) I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year (to see my grandpa who is fine, by the way) I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country (US, Europe, UK, Central America)) I have been to one of my favorite artist’s concerts (YASSS ED AND TAYLOR) (ive been to some concerts, but theyre not my faves…)

RELATIONSHIPS (spoiler: im really boring in love stuff): I have a crush on a celebrity (wayyyyy to much) I have a crush on someone I know I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily (really not) I have had a crush on someone for over a year (fml) I have been in a relationship for at least a year I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE: I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” (I have a bunch of friends that I LOVE but i wouldnt consider any of them as a best friend, but theyre really close friends) I live close to my school/work My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live (a fuckton) I have hung out with a friend in the past month I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT: I have breakdanced I know a person named Magnus I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life (no and its killing me) I speak at least two languages (plus im learning spanish atm!!!! really excited)

[virfujiwara]

I was tagged by @lazytownbunny, yasss thanks!

1st rule: Tag 9 people you would like to know better. 2nd rule: Copy this and bold the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE:

I am 5′7 or taller I wear glasses I have at least one tattoo I have at least one piercing I have blonde hair I have brown eyes I have short hair My abs are at least somewhat defined I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people  People tell me that I’m funny Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me  I enjoy physical challenges I enjoy mental challenges I’m playfully rude with people I know well (but like family really well) I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it (sounds like me, idk what tho) There is something I would change about my personality (I would like to change stuff but I know I won’t so eh)

ABILTY:

I can sing well I can play an instrument I can do over 30 pushups without stopping I’m a fast runner I can draw well I have a good memory (more like had, but there are stuff that I remember from a long time ago, it really depends a lot) I’m good at doing math in my head I can hold my breath underwater for over a minute I have beaten at least two people in arm wrestling I know how to cook at least three meals from scratch (I guess) I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else I have learned a new song in the past week I work out at least once a week (for now) I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months I have drawn something in the past month I enjoy writing (and also hate it cuz I suffer, but love it) Fandoms are my #1 passion (not the fandom per se but yes, the people I’ve met, the things that I like, mostly lazytown probs a 90%) I have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss  I have had alcohol I have scored the winning goal in a sports game I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting I have been at an overnight event I have been in a taxi I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year I have beaten a video game in one day I have visited another country I have been to one of my favorite artist’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I have a crush on a celebrity  I have a crush on someone I know (I guessss?) I have been in at least 3 relationships I have never been in a relationship I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them I get crushes easily I have had a crush on someone for over a year (7 years, beat that present-virfu) I have been in a relationship for at least a year I have had feelings for a friend (ah...yes)

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend” (idk really) I live close to my school/work My parents are still together I have at least one sibling I live in the United States There is snow right now where I live (HA! IF ONLY) I have hung out with a friend in the past month (hmmmm maybe yes a day) I have a smartphone I have at least 15 CDs (not mine really but it’s the fam’s cds) I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced I know a person named Magnus (irl????? MAGGI?) I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce I have dyed my hair I’m listening to one song on repeat right now I have punched someone in the past week I know someone who has gone to jail I have broken a bone I have eaten a waffle today I know what I want to do with my life I speak at least two languages

And i tag @lowkey-rotten @psycho-moose-sammy @sportacuzz @papukadex, @siinlight @stingeprince @mx-perditus @percha-p @aleinnilatibae u don’t gotta do it tho dewds