#yeah whatever man

[hnbka]

please get mike's anxiety an award they were working overtime that entire california trip

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

yall seemed to like jacob alpharad in a box so i drew it again. for some reason

[witherbythesword]

NSFW Text, please don't judge

cn: piss drinking, somnophilia, cnc elements, throatfucking, petplay

want to wake up from a nightmare and calm myself with wrappinh my mouth around my partners sex. Just my head on their thigh, gently cockwarming them, maybe my tongue lazily plays with them just to taste them and because I can't hold back as my brain gets all nice and fuzz just from this ♡ feeling all tension leave my body as all my senses start to be flooded by them. Their smell, their taste, their warmth and soft breathing as they continue to sleep. My whole world being just them. ⁠♡

All thats keeping me from just giving them head is that they need their sleep :c

I almost drift off myself but then they slowly start stirring awake. One of their hands just flying to menkn instinct to check what is happening there.

As an answer I swirl my tongue around their half hard cock. The hand on my head now grippingnme by the hair to keep me from moving.

We look at each other and he gently smiles, making me heart flutter. cupping me face and asking me if I want my special morning drink.

Blushing and almost nut able to look at him I nod eagerly and wrap my lips around his cock again with a soft moan. He gently pets my hair and a little groan escaped him when the pressure in his blatter eases.

My brain completly switching off, the taste not my fav and so strong but all I feel is this intense connection to him thats rooting me into place. He's my Dom. This is a part of him in me. Him marking me as his in such a beautiful way.

My subby mind clicks on and I all I feel is a mix of heat and pleasure. My endless want to make my action, body and brain a testemony to my devotion to him overtakes with this beautiful calmness.

He praises me again as he finishes up and asks me to clean him up. ugh damn ⁠˶ﾉ-ﾉ⁠˶

He asks me if I'm in my headspace and i nod. Petting my head again he grabs a collar and a leash to put on me and tells me I can be his good pet today but he has to leave for work and I have stuff to do too, so he doesn't want me to neglect that.

I follow him around all morning on all fours. softly meowing at him when I need his attention (alot) and just clinging to him whenever it's not too inconventient (alot lot)

food, getting ready for the day, getting my unruly hair brushed by him and feeling him glow with pride has he gets better and better at it and purr and kiss him a bunch.

until he slaps my ass and tells me to wait for him at the door.

I go kneel in my place, pouting because I don't want him to leave. Thinking about the spongebob meme of "what do you usually do when spomgebob isn't there?" - "wait for him to come back" thinking about even just knowing he is in the same place as me makes it all feel a little softer and warmer and better.

I see him come to me. I help him put on his shoes. This is a routine we perfected. Just a team. His way of allowing me to say goodbye in a way that feels good for us both.

He bands down and kisses me ontop of my head as i cling around his legs for the last time. Looking at the clock he tells me what a good little pet I've been this morning. We got done with everything so quickly, that we still have some time.

his hand fingers start playing with my mouth. gently prying it open, playing with my tongue as i whine in need.

when he stops my mouth is open wide for him, my tongue out in ready as he frees his cock.

I lick it base to tip, my hand cupping his balls as i gently start sucking his tip, swirling my tongue around it and feeling him harden in my mouth. Getting so needy just from this a shiver of pleasure runs through me.

Again he grips my hair and pulls me off of him. taking a step forward to pin my head between the wall in my back and him, slowly starting to fuck into me.. testing my gag reflex for the day, slowly spreading my throat around his cock.. and when I am ready he starts fucking into me.

Allowing me to just concentrate on sucking and my tongue and breathing.. completly lost to his controll ♡ whenever he swears or moans a bolt of want going through me.

mimicing swalloing so my throat contracts around him, milking him for his cum until he finally fully burries himself in me ♡

taking a last few moments to steady himself (and a trip to the bathroom) we say goodbye for good.

But the thought of his piss and cum in me keeps me feeling owned and happy all day.

[wheelercurse]

I said Mike at his worst was when he mocked Will’s campaign with “oh my arm, my arm” but I changed my mind. His worst is at Rink O Mania.

[del-uxie]

why does he look like that.

[soranker]

98 lovemail doodles >_<

[gatoburr0]

Hehe hiii samurai shiver Hii um!!

Also yes I designed the tattoos from scratch and I still gotta do the one on her back 😪

[puppyeared]

horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

[gay-otlc]

Actually I think we should talk about how incredibly fucked up it is for sapphic women to say shit like "I'm no better than a straight man 😔" when attracted to a woman in a way that isn't 100% pure and wholesome, or act like men's attraction to women is inherently dirty, predatory, or objectifying.

[sevenlersiniz]

You turn on the light.

[the-bitter-ocean]

Hi isat fandom. Points at the sign.

[emmafrostyyy]

y'all sleeping on Astarion/Lae'zel bc this moment is so...the way the flippant demeanor drops and he doesn't hesitate to call her out for sticking with her version of Cazador like their relationship is so underrated fr...

sitting down writing this bullshit like let me peel it like an onion a bit and elaborate why this pairing is fascinating to me

It's really interesting how during the most cathartic, life-altering moment in Astarion's questline, the reactions of the other companions are more about the moral wrongness/guilt of sacrificing innocent lives. Lae'zel doesn't do that and instead relates to his hurt.

She knows what's he's feeling, the lack of control, the unfairness of being powerless for too long. This is a woman who just found out her entire life purpose was built on lies, discarded and hunted by her own people after outliving her usefulness, and groomed to basically die for an insane power-hungry lich queen. She knows all too well that power isn't always real freedom. Her first instinct is to empathize with Astarion to steer him away from his hate and resentment.

Astarion/Lae'zel is so interesting to me because they're such a classic "can we make each other worse or make a better person out of the other?".

They both have genuine appreciation for violence and respect each other's ruthlessness. Astarion was used as a weapon of seduction while Lae'zel was of warfare. Sex with people is meaningless and not real intimacy for them, and while both have little understanding/experience of interpersonal relationships beyond the physical, they still feel and love very deeply. They have no frame of reference for things like friendship and warmth, but they badly want all of that and more, even if they don't know it yet.

In-game they can sleep with each other, which is basically the foundation of the normal Tav/Astarion romance. Lae'zel saw him during combat and got horny, who knows. Astarion who's used to luring people with his charms, takes up Lae'zel's blunt offer because she's a strong hardened warrior that can provide protection and be a worthy ally, and he doesn't know how to say no. Navigating the complications between one who wants to be seen beyond as a sex object, and one who comes from a totally alien culture with no concept of love/family/connections and only sex is honestly really compelling to me. It's a transactional, mutually beneficial thing with no emotional expectations. Once you get past the skeevy rockiness of their early relationship, I really like the idea of them slowly seeing something past the exterior and realizing they may have harshly misjudged the other, an unspoken friendship blooms, and in comes the realization that they are essentially loners longing for kindness and a comforting touch in the most desperate of situations.

Lae'zel is prideful, direct, has no sense of courtship talk, and doesn't hold back her thoughts the slightest--she's not sweet/agreeable and what you see is really what you get, which I imagine would be disarming for Astarion who's used to vacuous flattery and has difficulty trusting others. But she's also insanely protective, passionate, loyal, and an initiator-- every romance scene is triggered by her first and she's always showing effort towards her relationships, which would mesh well with Astarion who does need someone to nudge him.

She doesn't purposely suppress her feelings, she's just simply at loss at how to express them sometimes due to her wildly different upbringing. She stops the sparring match you agree to and an easy vulnerability slips instantly out of her: "I don't want to hurt you. I want to protect you, and for you to protect me." and "Thus far I've taunted you, devoured you, battled you. Now I want more than anything to soothe you." are romantic as fuck and Astarion of all people really needs to hear that tbh.

Astarion is also someone who struggles with reinforcing his boundaries, and a key theme in Lae'zel's romance is that she encourages and wants you to challenge her and learn to stand your ground. It's not gentlest method, but hey, relationships are about having to make an effort to learn each other's language.

I think he also would take pleasure "educating her on the matters of Fay-run" (I believe there's a whole banter with him teasing her and teaching her pet names) and would get a kick out of coaxing Lae'zel out of her shell with her shyness at showing public affection, and making her blush. Also it simply would be fucking funny to see Astarion who's used to easy seduction, trying to pass a persuasion check just to get a smooch and generally having to work to earn regular kisses from Lae'zel lmfaooo

Lae'zel also initially struggles to see her chains as chains. When she learns about Vlaakith's betrayal, she copes instantly through denial and shuts it down. Astarion is NOT having it and calls her out, he knows her well enough to recognize that she would value blunt honesty above all.

I imagine he also despises her lack of self-preservation, the way her entire identity is tied to duty and being in service of others, and doesn't understand her desire to still help/liberate the people that want her dead and are hunting her down. He wants to make this duty-bound soldier realize that looking out for herself, and putting herself first may not be the worst thing in the world.

They're so similar to each other but are also polar opposites in some ways that make a more equal, balanced romance I think. It's not a simple, one-sided, feel-good "she/he can fix her/him" fantasy because both of them have to earn each other's love, actually cut through the other's flaws, and actively motivate each other to be better versions of themselves.

They're not at all the other's ideal guiding hand. It's rough, jagged, and imperfect, but that's how healing goes. It's so far from being the healthiest relationship -- but even if their belief systems differ, their moral compass does often align. I imagine it's a slight relief for them to have a partner where there would be less shame and judgment when they expectedly, occasionally slip up and fall into their bad habits.

Also, man, the "You showed me the betweens and beyonds. Beyond war and peace, beyond passion and obsession, most importantly, you showed me freedom.", "First you were my wound, now you were my cure.", "But you saw something else in me - someone else I could be. Someone who could break the cycle of power and terror that started centuries ago.." lines really hit hard when applied to them.

Of course, they can also make each other worse, feed into the other's negative traits that will bring out the worst part of themselves. It's this duality of their pairing that is very interesting to explore, the way it can steer in either direction because it's an intense, fraught relationship at its core.

[aria-greenhoodie]

You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

[modrophenic]

do you guys mess with this image 💘

[viveela]

A style comic I just had to get out of my system

[heartorbit]

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